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Stinky Feet Murder
Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: reader57-xxxtinct species
Smelly feet lead to stabbing...
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From: crowgirl [Lisa]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 15:03
Stinky feet= Best excuse for murder ever.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 15:03
First... On my post. (Anti-climatic though)
From: seniwa [Chomiyor Seniwa'Hol!]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 15:10
Jean Claude Van Damn... your feet are kickin'! Oh, yeah. He needed killin'.
From: theidiot [thevillageidiotiam]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 15:30
perhaps he should of purchased the can of "Tough Actin Tinactin" athletes foot ointment down at the local WALGREENS.....maybe he would of still been alive and well.....OH WELL
From: engineer2323 [Mike]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 15:40
No, the guy with the smelly feet killed the guy who complained! It should have been the other way around though. My eldest brother had big really smelly feet, I'd spray his feet, shoes and blanket with Lysol as soon as he fell asleep. How he was so popular with the ladies is beyond my understanding... I guess it's true "big feet, big dick."
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 15:54
Now, scientists call this disease "bromidrosis".
From: dinanyin
[teggyname]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 17:12
"... the two men shared a 10-foot-by-10-foot (3-by-3-meter) bedroom they subleased from a married couple, who also live in the apartment, the Houston Chronicle reported Monday." ******* Okay, horribly Rotten stinky feet in a 100 square foot bedroom? Wouldn't this be justifiable homicide? Other news reports say that both men were "visiting" from South America, and that "alcohol was involved"...
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 17:19
I can't blame him for what he did. I'd had enough too if that toad never washed his feet or trimmed the nails off those crusty skinned hooves with toe jam leaking all over my tv dinner tray too. I call that having one foot in the grave already.
From: fescue
Date: 8-Oct-2007 17:29
From: loveto [Jill Awf] Date: 8-Oct-2007 16:54 "By the time she got inside, he was on top of the other man," he said That just sounds so hawt. ********************************** Sounds like there was plenty of deep penetration, too.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 17:34
"I was walking down the street the other day Who did I meet I met a friend of mine and he did say Man, I can smell your feet a mile away Smile away, smile away, smile away, yeah smile away Smile away, smile away, smile away, yeah smile away" (Paul McCartney)
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 17:49
you've got to hide your smell away
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 20:05
"The two men shared a 10-foot-square bedroom at the Magnolia Cove Apartment Homes in the 100 block of Goodson, said Sgt. M. Sosa of the homicide squad." --- Yep. I guess you could get a bed in there. --- From: theidiot [thevillageidiotiam] Date: 8-Oct-2007 15:30 perhaps he should of purchased the can of "Tough Actin Tinactin" athletes foot ointment down at the local WALGREENS.....maybe he would of still been alive and well.....OH WELL --- Really sad it wasn't you. Should "of" pay attention.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 20:25
Idiot, thou art aptly named.
From: mencken
Date: 8-Oct-2007 20:31
From: huwatng [Hue] Date: 8-Oct-2007 15:54 Now, scientists call this disease "bromidrosis". -------------- But us regular folks Who might wear tennis shoes Or an occasional python boot Know this exquisite little inconvenience By the name of: STINK FOOT Y'know, my python boot is too tight I couldn't get it off last night A week went by, an' now it's July I finally got it off An' my girl-friend cry "You got STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT, darlin' Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose! STINK FOOT! STINK FOOT! I ain't lyin', Can you rinse it off, d'you suppose?" Here Fido... Fido... C'mere little puppy... bring the slippers "Arf, arf, arf!" (crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump) Heh heh heh... sick... Well then Fido got up off the floor an' he rolled over An' he looked me straight in the eye An' you know what he said? Once upon a time Somebody say to me (This is a dog talkin' now) What is your Conceptual Continuity? Well, I told him right then (Fido said) It should be easy to see The crux of the biscuit Is the Apostrophe(') Well, you know The man who was talkin' to the dog Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief) "You can't say that!" He said: "IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T! I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T! IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T 'N IT SHOULDN'T... IT COULDN'T!" He told me NO NO NO! I told him YES YES YES! I said: "I do it all the time... Ain't this boogie a mess!" THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT
From: mikedime [mac]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 21:03
i would have burned his socks and febreezed his feet, but i bet there was some meth amphetamine involved, cause mari-hoochie is I-lee-gal in the states, and you know that reefer only causes madness....
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 21:08
Last year, one of my dogs got caught in a coon trap and was caught for three days before I found him. That poor foot was severely squashed. He didn't lose it, but damn, it stank to high heavens while it healed, earning Spartacus a new nickname.....Stink Foot.
From: peewee [Blarghhhh!]
Date: 8-Oct-2007 23:19
My brother, who has stinky feet, has had his shoes buried in the litter box by concerned kitties. So far there have been no attempted murders by the cats.
From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 03:58
Stinking Mexicans? Here's the proof!
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 12:40
DS should have pinned him down and sat (not straddled with ample breathing room) on his face for twenty minutes. The muffled screams might even make it worthwhile to have someone you hate take a good long whiff of your ass sweat. Simply refrain from shaving for a few days so its nice and stubbly, don't douche for a week and definitely do a half assed job of wiping said ass. THAT would be an appropriate comeback.
From: okshunalljeanyes [Sometimes Not]
Date: 9-Oct-2007 15:35
Well, that's what you get when you take your unarmed self to a stinky-feet, two-fisted, knife-toting, stab you to death, "I didn't mean to do it", fight.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 9-Oct-2007 19:04
It sucks pretty fucking bad that rotten can't even update this Daily Rotten two days in a row.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 11:05
He's awfully good-natured and takes a joke well, Lady A. And when the smell went away, he was back to being Spartacus.....or Sparky, as he prefers.....
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 10-Oct-2007 13:20
Check out the Bible. Mary washes Jesus' feet. Jesus washes the disciples' feet. That's a lot of stinky feet.
Updated: 15-Oct-2007 14:08
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