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Twins
CNN | Submitted by: larry
"A nine-year-old girl who went to hospital suffering from stomach pains was found to be carrying her embryonic twin..."
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From: pussypounder [deeppenetrator]
Date: 16-May-2008 16:33

wonder if she feels any guilt for murdering her sister?

From: flyndaran [Patrick]
Date: 16-May-2008 16:42

Tumor with head, eyes, and hair? Most people call that a baby.

From: phyrricvictory [bob]
Date: 16-May-2008 18:32

Crap. Cause, the twins could have been identical, hot, greek chicks and maybe, just maybe, I could have scored with both of them at the same time 18 years and 9 months from now while on vacation. Hell, if mom was only 9 at birth, she's only be 27 years and 9 months then and maybe would have been willing to join in. And now it will not happen. I suspect it would not have happened anyway but now it definitely can't happen cause cause the kid's dead and all. Of course I could shove the dead kid in my ass for 1/2 credit but that's not my thing. And that I won't be able to have sex with this dead kid, her sister, and mom 18 years and 9 months from now makes me sad.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 16-May-2008 19:02

So did she get to put her twin in a jar of alcohol and take it home to keep?

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 16-May-2008 19:06

damn weird science at its worst!!

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 16-May-2008 19:26

I wonder what they named it?

From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 16-May-2008 19:43

I want thousands of my unborn to die in her stomach.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 16-May-2008 19:48


Embryonic twin gyro served with potatoes and taziki sauce


They took it home and sprinkled feta cheese and olives on it.
Drank ouzo.
Broke some plates.
Drank more ouzo.
Broke more plates.
Someone mentions the Turks,
The men spit on the floor and call them dirty pigs
The women cross themselves and pour more ouzo

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 16-May-2008 20:21

Did she ever push a pacifier in her pussy to
keep it quiet?

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 16-May-2008 20:26

Remember the X-Files episode about the people getting killed in the Side show?
It was that evil embryonic twin what done come to life. She just did not wait long enough.







































ya
heard
me
?

From: selmore [dave]
Date: 16-May-2008 21:04

This was her daddies baby but she didnt want to explain those late night visits.

From: larry [larry]
Date: 16-May-2008 21:16

Yes! They even used my headline because well I'm just that clever.

From: abyss
Date: 16-May-2008 21:38

Those fuckin Greeks and their nine year old’s.

Yeah I know that moustache on your wife may not look so dandy but hey you married it.

Just shave the fucker and get back to business.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 17-May-2008 08:19

My twin has a brain too, and he stands at attention when either of us sees a good looking woman.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 17-May-2008 15:08

I hope they saved
the EMBRYONIC TWIN "baby" fer Lisa's sake.

After all ALL life is SACRED, right?

A brainless Tumor of a Twin living
in a stomach must be having a great
time living as one of God's Children.
(shudder). :-(

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 17-May-2008 15:55

The sparrows are flying again.

Now make me a gyro.

From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was]
Date: 17-May-2008 18:03

"Embryonic twin gyro served with potatoes and taziki sauce"

++++++++

Sounds delish!

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 17-May-2008 18:58

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 17-May-2008 15:55

The sparrows are flying again.

Now make me a gyro.
----------------

No gyro!

Cheeseburger! Cheeseburger!


(JB / Pete, from the Olympia Cafe)

RIP

From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 17-May-2008 19:31

what a bitter pill to swallow!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 17-May-2008 19:33

Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi!

We date ourselves again Pats!


From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 17-May-2008 19:49

Man, you people disappoint me. Why aren't there multiple pics like these all over the thread??








From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 17-May-2008 19:52

Yummy Yummy Yummy
I got sis in my tummy

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 18-May-2008 06:59

Teratoma, for the win!

Updated: 18-May-2008 15:03
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