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Must Love Dogs
South Florida Sun-Sentinel | Submitted by: anonymous
"Two black-and-tan German shepherds have been put in the care of animal welfare workers as authorities investigate a Palm Beach Gardens man accused of sexually assaulting the dogs."
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From: greenfuzz [greenfuzz]
Date: 16-May-2008 16:44
Male or female dogs? These details are of utmost importance. Why no pics? Should this be a felony. It is a wrong thing but is there really a correlation with other serious perversions? That question probably answers itself.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 16-May-2008 19:29
I hope he gave them flowers. Or at least took them out for dinner afterwards.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 16-May-2008 20:33
Did he ream them too? Did Mom partake in the festivities too? Was he fucking everybody in the household? Was he letting Brutus and Kimo fuck him back? Did he bite their weenies too hard and reqiure petmeds? Was it safe sex? Will the animal welfare workers let the animals get on welfare now? ***WE here on ROTTEN need to know these things***
From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 16-May-2008 22:16
What is also normal for Florida is psychoneurotic jerks who have nothing better to do with their time than worry about someone else having a good time.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 17-May-2008 05:25
Hector is becoming nervous......he knows every dog has his day!
From: fescue
Date: 17-May-2008 06:50
Come on...this HAS to be legal by now! I mean...it's your own dog and all. ************* "Officials said the investigation, which began more than a week ago, prompted renewed calls for a law making it a felony for people to have sex with animals." "Florida is one of about 20 states with no specific law prohibiting such acts." Apparently, it is legal. At least in 20 out of 50 states. I'm sure it will be legal in the other 30 once the courts get ahold of it, though.
From: pdgtl
[Phillip Navarro]
Date: 17-May-2008 09:39
just 3 questions 1) it took a week to investigate this. How do you investigate doggy fucking? 2) will DNA samples be taken? 3) does this give new meaning to "doing it doggy style"?
From: rottenand
[peeling]
Date: 17-May-2008 15:06
its raining hard and im wearing my orange hooded patagonia jacket. walking fast diagonally crossing the street intersecting with a young woman, a boy and german shepard. i had read the blurb and in my mind was thinking, "sexual abuse" and almost "black and tan" when it viciously snarled and lurched, trying to blte my forearm. the woman luckily had it on a leash and i got my hand away without a scrape. i guess the lesson is dont blindside pass dangerous animals. i do somehow picture sheps as comn vics
From: atomhartmother [yeah, m'kay]
Date: 17-May-2008 15:24
Rich filed the legislation, in part, because she has seen academic evidence that there is a direct correlation between animal abuse and child abuse. ================================================== Oh, good gawddamn. I see it now, beat your dogs ass for crapping on the rug and you end living under a bridge. Nan Rich sounds like an obsessed lunatic.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 17-May-2008 17:49
Guinness + Bass Ale = 'Black & Tan'
Updated: 18-May-2008 15:03
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