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Piss Cube Falls From Sky
Sun | Submitted by: anonymous
"The one square foot block [OF FROZEN URINE] crashed into their house in Hartberg, Austria, before shattering on the ground. Now Hans and Irene Schueler have demanded air traffic control chiefs hand over details of flight movements over their home so they can claim compensation from the airline responsible."
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From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 18:55
Sounds like something from Joe Dirt. Did they eat off of it?
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 19:00
Technically, it wasn't a square foot block, it would have to be a cubic foot block. If it was a square foot, it would be two dimensional, with no thickness to it.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 19:04
Man, I bet the home owners were more pissed than the plane passengers! Seriously, still better than shit like others have noted...
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 19:31
Sounds like it should have fallen on a gay pride event.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 19:45
I am in so much doubt/that i disbelieve in my disbelief/ about shit i never thought of in the start-of ; ;(ones out to abyss;|
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 19:52
make it rotten ponty..."piss-cube falls from sky? we deliver the returned food from last nights ignorant yellers! (i thought that was pretty good/what you say?.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 19:53
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam] Date: 19-Jun-2009 19:31 Sounds like it should have fallen on a gay pride event. ___________________________ Why? Most watersports porn is hetero. Study your market.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 20:02
i believe in doubt...don't you believe in doubt? without no doubt ...doubt would be without clout ;| (that ones for sickth ;|
From: gargoyle1
Date: 19-Jun-2009 20:04
But were the planes passengers hurt? Were they relieved? Who cleans up the pissy mess? Is it something to get all pissy over?
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 20:10
G.D.- I was thinking of the story from the other day. Also the two fags that got there puter taken at the border because it had gay water sports on it.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 20:10
" figuring guest #1 consults with dr. ruth/phil as psycholocholigsms rain down from the old house. (the one that jesus made ;"
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 20:14
fuck this---i want to die...to live in my death (of hungrality) (not worried bout the city peeps ;}) >
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 20:20
bleed(send it asshat!) because yo sisters diarama has has just been spoken for (be proud;)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 19-Jun-2009 22:07
"i believe in yesterday" (although it was all false) came suddenly-just as soon went ;\
From: mustafakakka
[MustaffaKakka]
Date: 20-Jun-2009 01:00
It came outta the sky, Landed just a little south of Hartburg, Hans fell out his tractor, Couldn't believe the size of the piss-berg (with apologies to John Fogerty)
From: abyss
Date: 20-Jun-2009 02:31
I was expecting a smashed house, not a tile and gutter. Sure the airline responsible should pay for damage, but how did this make Rotten? For those who submit stories please refrain from the Sun newspaper. Rotten dot com does have its standards.
From: retardedmonkey
[ISeeYouWhenYouSleep]
Date: 20-Jun-2009 13:48
From: sharkman69 [Me] Date: 19-Jun-2009 19:00 Technically, it wasn't a square foot block, it would have to be a cubic foot block. If it was a square foot, it would be two dimensional, with no thickness to it. *** The mention of block solves the question as block is synonymous with cube. For it to to have only two dimensions it would have to be referred to as a plane or just a square. God Geometer has spoke, so it shall be.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 20-Jun-2009 13:58
Meanwhile, back in the living room... 
From: selmore
[dave]
Date: 20-Jun-2009 15:26
Can't believe that pisspoon is real, thats a bad day right there. Proves my theory. When it's your time to go, aint nutin stopping you
From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 21-Jun-2009 06:03
From: sharkman69 [Me] Date: 19-Jun-2009 19:00 Technically, it wasn't a square foot block, it would have to be a cubic foot block. If it was a square foot, it would be two dimensional, with no thickness to it. ------------------ Thinner than piss on a rock...
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 21-Jun-2009 06:47
but if it landed on you edgewise..not good.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 21-Jun-2009 18:39
Well, since no one has said it yet, here goes.............. Did it make a "whizzing" sound when it fell from the sky? I gots to know, ya heard me?
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 21-Jun-2009 20:38
maybe they were aiming for a boyscout camp far below . . .
From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 11:47
What exactly is the terminal velocity for piss anyways? ----------------------- It's the speed of America heading into the toilet during the Bush years. Damn Fast. Warped one.
Updated: 23-Jun-2009 12:47
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