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Tuesday Afternoon Free-for-All: Hello, World
Ed | Submitted by: Duder
[Hello world.]
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From: noodleboy [Abstract Aardvark]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 15:33

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjxmjx59460

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 15:45

'She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh, this is too funny. I can't believe she is giving interviews about how lightning came out her anus.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 15:50

LOL, I meant to post on the above article.

From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 15:52

itchybutt
itchybutt
itchybutt
itchybutt
itchybutt
itchybutt












stinkyfinger

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:07

Life copies Art:

"There was a young man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass
When they clanged together
They played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning shot out of his ass"

From: kentuckywildcats [Go Wildcats]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:07

From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 15:52

itchybutt
itchybutt
itchybutt
itchybutt
itchybutt
itchybutt












stinkyfinger

..................

Hey. I guess if my butt is itchy. I get my BF to scratch it
It saves getting a stinky finger.
And he sorta enjoys it. as do I

From: kentuckywildcats [Go Wildcats]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:13

There was a young man from Kentucky
Who went on the pull and got lucky
He went to a bar
had sex in a car
And then it got really mucky

Hey I guess it was anal sex

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:18

Looks like they're gonna give us a FFA everyday (or we will hijack our own)

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:28

I wonder why we didn't have a Free-For-All for so long? Was Duder wanting us to post more on the articles?

From: kentuckywildcats [Go Wildcats]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:34

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:18

Looks like they're gonna give us a FFA everyday (or we will hijack our own)

.......................

Hey. this is for you letsamputate. I guess I saw youre comment in the "Diane Has A Thing For Young Boys" thread
By the way. all legal and 18 or over
Are'nt they cute?

http://www.boycrush.com

From: kentuckywildcats [Go Wildcats]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:37

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 15:45

'She was wearing rubber bathroom shoes at the time and so instead of earthing through her feet it appears the electricity shot out of her backside," a medic told local television news channel, 24 Sata.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh, this is too funny. I can't believe she is giving interviews about how lightning came out her anus.

.....................

Hey. I wish lighning would strike that bitch jenny
I guess I wouldnt be so lucky.

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:42

Wow go so long without a FFA

The all of a sudden there everywhere.

Bit like my love life

From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:50

I think it's an insidious psychology experiment.

From: magnoliasimms [magnoliasimms]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:50

well, at least her hemerrhoids are gone!

From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:58

You are all invited to visit my webpage , Watch the videos and enjoy yourself , SIEG HEIL .

http://www.myspace.com/totenhawk

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:18

Did someone say Itchy Butt?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:24

Here's a fascinating fact. If you rearrange the letters in the name of our former Vice President, Spiro T. Agnew, it spells out "to grow a penis".

From: jondoe [LouisTheDamned]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:28

You are all invited to visit my webpage , Watch the videos and enjoy yourself , SIEG HEIL .

http://www.myspace.com/totenhawk

***********************

Charming

From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:33

Does Jill Kinmont still live there?

From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:35

Lamest free-for-all ever.

Christopher Reeve lame.

FDR lame.

This FFA is so lame, Jesus couldn't heal it.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:44

Monkey:

Did some one piss in your Wheaties?

From: jondoe [LouisTheDamned]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:50

Just bumping the thread for all you FFA people

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:50

Hello. I am standing in front of the heart of the Sebben & Sebben communication system. Let us say you have a "thing" to "send." Simply fill out this routing form by listing what you are "sending," to whom, the date you are "sending" it, the date you want it received - or "gotten" - and the weight of the thing you are sending. Then, place the item into one of these canisters. Under your desk, you will find an array of nozzles. Referring to your laminated color-coded map, simply find the color of area you want the "thing" "sent" to. Carefully - *carefully!* - open the tube and insert the canister.

Make sure you close the nozzle door first. Inside the tube, your communique will reach speeds of up to fourteen thousand seven hundred sixty eight miles per hour: A model of speed and efficiency that guarantees that you will never again have to ask if someone has received the item - or, more commonly, "thing" - that you have sent to them.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:53

Hello Rotten people

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:56

There was a young girl from Sydney,
Who could take up right up to her kidney.
Then a man from Tibet
Took it up to her neck
Now he had a big one, didn't he

From: kentuckywildcats [Go Wildcats]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:59

From: jondoe [LouisTheDamned]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:28

You are all invited to visit my webpage , Watch the videos and enjoy yourself , SIEG HEIL .

http://www.myspace.com/totenhawk

***********************

Charming

.................

Hey. I guess myspace rocks!
Free for all. all the time

From: kingdan666 [Daniel]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:59

stupid cartoon i figured that out when i was 10

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:01

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:56

There was a young girl from Sydney...
-------------------

Nice!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:02

RF are you still there? You would be proud of me - I am drinking a Dr. Pepper right now!


yeee haaw

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:03

Thanks Cats.

BTW, I am NOT from Sydney!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:04

RF are you still there? You would be proud of me - I am drinking a Dr. Pepper right now!


yeee haaw

========================
LOL

good for you cat

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:04

You drink Dr Pepper?

I thought it was for stripping paint. God knows that's what it tastes like.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:04

Tossle does that mean your hubby isn't from Tibet, either?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:05

You drink Dr Pepper?

I thought it was for stripping paint. God knows that's what it tastes like.

=======================
step carefully tossie!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:08

yes I am drinking the Dr. Pepper. I have kind of developed a taste for it. Of course I am drinking the diet version, as the regular version is way too sweet. It makes my teeth ache. There must be a pound of sugar in each can

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:09

Of course I am drinking the diet version,

========================
cat....tsk tsk I had such hopes for you

sigh

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:11

Damn Rectal, you gotta cut me some slack here. I tried to drink the regular stuff but it is like drinking corn syrup! If I were diabetic I would have keeled over

From: locsxx [LocsXX]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:13

My two year old has an itchy butt. I had to put ointment on it guess I have a stinky finger now.

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:14

to grow a penis".


leave it up to you ds to come up with this.

hi rotteneers.

hostess, how is the moving going?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:16

Damn Rectal, you gotta cut me some slack here

===================
i already cut you slack when you stated RC Cola and Dr Pepper were
the same. I had to go before the council and intervene on your behalf
lest thsy take reprisal and banish you from polite society.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:16



Mecca...Dr Pepper Museum, Waco Texas

Other place I'd love to work...

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:21

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:04

Tossle does that mean your hubby isn't from Tibet, either?


What town rhymes with liver?

Sorry for the Dr Pepper comment. It's just one humble Aussie's opinion that it tastes like shit. Oh, & everyone else I know, apart from one of my nephews who lost his sense of smell & taste in an unfortunate accident.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:24

Hmmph. Well there goes my application to the Junior League. Seeing as I am doing so poorly in my Suthun education, perhaps Rectal you can give me some better advice

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:25

Sorry for the Dr Pepper comment. It's just one humble Aussie's opinion that it tastes like shit.

=========================

perfectly alright tossie
i had forgotten that you lived in the outback in australia
and are probably not familiar with the better things in life
like living in a house instead of a shed, or drinking
a Dr Pepper instead of stump water.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:27

Hmmph. Well there goes my application to the Junior League.
======================
keep working on it cat
we all need goals

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:27

Stump water?

Hehe, what's that??

We do get Dr Pepper here & was very excited about trying it when it was released here. I hated it. I think it may be taken off the market here because they couldn't get the sales for it.

Ah well, it would be like trying to sell Vegemite to you guys. It's something you have to have grown up with, I guess.

Like beetroot on hamburgers, egg on pizza.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:30

From: locsxx [LocsXX]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:13

My two year old has an itchy butt. I had to put ointment on it guess I have a stinky finger now.

===



From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:31

Like beetroot on hamburgers, egg on pizza.
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Tossle? Egg on pizza?!?

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:33

Yes cats. Don't knock it till you've tried it!

Beef, bacon, onion, cheese, BBQ sauce with cracked egg on top.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:33

From: locsxx [LocsXX]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:13

My two year old has an itchy butt. I had to put ointment on it guess I have a stinky finger now.

----------------

I think your kid needs a de-worming. The big clue will be if you find your child dragging their butt across the carpet

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:33

Come on down & I'll make you one!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:34

Ok Tossle I am on my way...let me hop on my broom

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:42

Beef, bacon, onion, cheese, BBQ sauce with cracked egg on top.


is it called a heart attack on a bun?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:45

gotta go, company at the door so bye everyone!

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:52

Not a bun, facetious. A pizza.

From: onedumbguy [not smart]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:54

From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 16:58

You are all invited to visit my webpage , Watch the videos and enjoy yourself , SIEG HEIL .

http://www.myspace.com/totenhawk

Real nice...LOSER

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:56

Not a bun, facetious. A pizza.


oh, that doesn't sound too bad. its just a matter of time before a pizza joint here comes up with it.

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:58

http://www.myspace.com/totenhawk


ass wipe

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:59

We have some great dessert pizzas too. All different types with chocolate mousse on choc-chip bases etc.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:00

I want to know what is on that myspace page, but fearful of going there.

What's so bad about it?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:09

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 18:59

We have some great dessert pizzas too. All different types with chocolate mousse on choc-chip bases etc.


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I don't eat may sweets, but that sounds yummy.
Hey everyone.

Tossle, don't even bother with that page unless you're into hitler and Nazi shit.

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:17

What's so bad about it?


promotion of nazi crap.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:29

Nazi poop.


Love you sally!

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:37

Poopity poop!

Love you too, Ron!

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:39




this thread is dying a slow death. were is everyone tonite?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:43

I am here. I am happy, I got carded for smokes tonight for the first time in ages. WHEE! I feel like a girl again!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:46

I am here
i just havent had too much to say

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:47

I got carded for smokes tonight


good for you. what else have you been up to? i am just posting and cooking dinner.

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:48

hi rf. so you have been lurking? sometimes when i don't have much to say i will lurk.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:53

not really lurking
I pop in and see if anything is interesting
if not i surf reading the news or checking out the porn
or just googling weird stuff

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:54

I am just working on re-vamping my resume. I've been at my job 5 years only, but so much stuff is going on with the company I work for a year I can't take it anymore. All these peoplethat were with the company for 15 years quitting at once or getting fired, all these half-assed changes being made at once. I have had enough.

BTW, can I have a little cheese with my w(h)ine? LOL. I have found when people are complaining and you say that to them, they LOVE it.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 19:56

Yeah, RF, I find that too, I have nothing interesting to say on here. Doesn't stop me from posting tho, haha. BTW, hey Ron and Sally.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:00

Tossle! You have won my heart with "Dessert Pizza"
and inflamed my passions with "Chocolate Mousse".

Please photograph one for me? I'll print it and
keep it by my bedside.

I am more and more desirous to come to Queensland,
I'll bring the 4x4 view camera and we will both have
a jolly old time making images.

Just don't swat me if I say "CRIKEY" at all the new
and wonderful sights :)

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:01

Hello fucklewits,due to a mild chest infection I can't sleep and so can come and annoy you lot.
Aren't you lucky.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:01

I had yet another weird customer today. He's a man, dressed like a man, but was decked out in what was obviously women's jewerly. And he's married too! WTF? I almost wonder if it was a joke or if he had lost a bet or something. I once won a bet over a buddy at an old job, where the loser had to wear a huge sombrero on their head, go to the local public library, and check out a specific book, of which they didn't know the title of until they got the library. Thank GOD I wasn't the loser in that bet.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:01

Hi DS,

I'm watching the Spike TV awards. Sheri Moon Zombie and Sid Haig where winners. Ozzy is going to play too!

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:02

4x5,no such as 4x4 (roughly 10 x 12.5 cm)

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:02

So rectal,where do your tastes in porn lie.
I would have thought a medical man such as yourself would have plentiful access to nakid bods.
Maybe even cop a quick feel now and then what with the unconcious ones and all.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:03

Sally, what's new? Hey GD, too (even though you dislike me). Hey, it is oldgit! The thread should liven up quick.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:03

I'm off to watch NCIS.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:05

So rectal,where do your tastes in porn lie.
I would have thought a medical man such as yourself would have plentiful access to nakid bods.
Maybe even cop a quick feel now and then what with the unconcious ones and all.
=====================
pretty much standard issue porn OG
no sheep though sorry

and working on naked bodies is not
the same as having access to naked bodies
i maintain professional detachment
at work

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:06

What is it about your "white supermicist" guys and the Nazis ?
What colour do they think the majority of those who died fighting them were ?
Seems a little insulting to me (and as you all know I am not exactly communistically inclined).
Don't think my pappy would be too pleased to see that stuff again.
Mr Death even looks a little Hispanic to my eyes.
Maybe it's a joke.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:07

DS, I don't dislike YOU, I sometimes
dislike some of the shit you pull.

Big difference!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:08

oldgit, where do YOUR tastes in porn lie?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:08

Oh,come off it rectal,if Pamela Anderson was on your gurney you telling me you wouldn't have just a little "check your chest" moment.
What is "standard" porn anyway ? 2s,3s,black on white,asian,hairy,milf,BIG Gals (or guys maybe) ?
Tell me more,tell me more.uh huh,uh huh.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:09

GD, where do YOUR tastes in porn lie, too? LOL, just messing with you. Hope you are doing well tonight.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:11

Oh,come off it rectal,if Pamela Anderson was on your gurney you telling me you wouldn't have just a little "check your chest" moment.
=========================
pamela anderson!! nope

now heather locklear ......

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:11

DS,I like to look at different varieties of tea bags.
GD makes a very good point there McSlutty,just because someone dislikes something someone says or does doesn't mean the dislike them AS A PERSON.
For example,I hate all the crap the muslims in this country pull but I don't hate THEM.
Hate the sin not the sinner brothers and sisters,kick out the jellies.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:13

LOCKLEAR ? Ohhh hellooo Mr Freud,slip this way and I'll check your leers,I mean pears,I mean ears.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:14

Hey GD,I need to branch out in my 60's lower east side folk-punk listening.
What are the Godz and David Peel like,worth a listen ?
Any others ?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:16

Pam Anderson isn't looking so hot these days, I think Heather Locklear is better-looking, and she is older too. Maybe she's had work done, but you certainly can't tell. Loved her on Melrose Place, too.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:16

Big hairy asians ?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:19

pam anderson is canadian

Looks like OG has the hots for at least one canuk
other than theo

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:19

Urgh,no Heather not my cup of tea,generic American blonds tm.
No character,plus she's nearly as old as me.
Much of her probably comes from a can.
So rectal likes the "mature" ladies huh ?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:20

carmen electra is nice
ia very vixen way

From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:20

[DRUCILLA] yes she does , in fact she lives about a mile down the road from me.
But she has turned into a mean old bitch that thinks the world owes her something , She did it to herself.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:21

a true classic is sophia loren
at 65 + she still looks good

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:21

Nah,wrong there rectal,Pammie is a bummer in my eyes.
I prefer the more "natural" look.
Princess Anne or Angela Dworkin or Dolly.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:23

jessica alba

can induce spontaneous bonerism

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:23

65 + and the rest.
Rectal you aren't the British ski mask rape guy are you ?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:23

yea OG i bet you LOVE Camilla Bowes

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:24

From: nazi [DEATH]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:20

[DRUCILLA] yes she does , in fact she lives about a mile down the road from me.
But she has turned into a mean old bitch that thinks the world owes her something , She did it to herself.


-----------------------------------------------

?? Love your myspace account BTW, lol.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:25

Jessica Alba ? Nah,big "mekon" forehead thing going on there.
Plus I bet she has that irritating Californian whine.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:26

Rectal you aren't the British ski mask rape guy are you ?
====================
why would anyone rape a ski mask??

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:26

OK, RF, I was getting scared with you mentioning Sophia Loren and such. Are you guys secure enough to say what "famous" person you would like to look like? I would like to look like Natalie Portman, Scarlet Johannsen, or a young Audrey Hepburn.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:27

Plus I bet she has that irritating Californian whine
===================
more reason to keep her mouth full

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:27

Louise Brookes or Bettie Paige for me anyday.
Green Death will know what I mean.
(obviously I mean in their heyday,not now,I bet Betties boobies droop down somewhere round the knee these days,as do mine of course).

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:28

i have been told at various times that
i resemble alan alda, Pat boone, and the lead
singer from KC and the sunshine band
(whoever the fuck that is)

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:29

DS,I would like to look like John Holmes (from the waist down).In real life I am more "Wee willy winkie".
Facially early Jim Morrison.
You gals love a pretty boy don't ya.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:30

oh and recently i was told i looked
like Sean Bean from Patriot Games

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:31

Huh, RF. When i used to be blonder, i was told I looked like Eisabeth Shue by several different people. I never saw it.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:31

Louise Brookes or Bettie Paige for me anyday.
=====================
OG you look like Louise Brookes and Bettie Paige?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:31

Cool rectal,no wonder you have to look at porn.



From: scrivner99 [scrivner_99]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:32

>>http://www.myspace.com/totenhawk

You must be truly clueless as to what the Nazis truly were.

If you believe this crap and are not merely acting out like the bratty teenager your myspace site makes you seem, I have only one question for you:

How do you plan to spend your time in Hell?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:32

Huh, RF. When i used to be blonder, i was told I looked like Eisabeth Shue by several different people. I never saw it
======================
I find that believable DS

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:33

McSlutty,dear,they meant "Shoe".
You old boot.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:34

Cool rectal,no wonder you have to look at porn.
=========================
OG i do not have to look at porn
i choose to look at porn

much like you choose to fuck sheep
or do you have to fuck sheep?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:34

rectal,is this patients telling you these things.
Strong painkillers can distort perception you know.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:35

Oldgit, Jim Morrison (before he got fat and bloated) was a hot slice of pie.
Man, He was only 27 when he had croaked, as well as Janis, Jimi (and Kurt Cobain). That weirds me out as I am 30.
BTW, oldgit, contrary to popular belief, females do not want a cock THAT big.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:35

Hello bascha,I'm dying here but no one cares.sniff.
What a bunch of meanies.
Can I have a hug ?
Preferably topless.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:36

rectal,is this patients telling you these things.
Strong painkillers can distort perception you know.
====================
some are patients
some are coworkers
the Sean Bean comparison came from my last GF

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:36

DS,females may not but guys do.
Could use it to open beer bottles.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:38

the pat boone and alan alda
came from my "preppy years"

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:38

rectal,probably meant Mr Bean.Hence "last" GF.
Is it tough finding dates at your advanced age.
Over here we have special clubs for the older ones,where they can meet,play Bingo and make "crafts".
Do you have them there.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:39

Old Git:

Seeing as you're still on, I want to offer a personal good bye. (For the moment, anyway) Mac say's "Later, until Then..."

We'll be gone for a few. The move and additional transitions.

GD : You're educational prowess, and my constant learning curve will be greatly misssed.

Gypsy :

Your wisdom and motherly advice... You know I love you.

Sally, Hellen, Tossle, Kermie, Cracker, MV, Limper, Cats , and any one else...

This may be my last post as we wait for internet connection, and anything that may connect us to the world.

Theo , hope all is well.
Sevgeli ... Watch out for Aussie sandwiches.
Jena, and Cheese ...You're my personal heroes.

There's only so many moves that can be made.
(I may appear tomorrow, but this is my personal goodbye note.)

Hey RON : Did you get that thing I sent you?

*Oh, DS I forgot. FUCK OFF!!

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:40

Actually,I have that Pat Boone album.
I like to play it when my nephew's around as he like "metal".
It's not as good as William Shatner's latest mind.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:40

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:32

Huh, RF. When i used to be blonder, i was told I looked like Eisabeth Shue by several different people. I never saw it
======================
I find that believable DS


--------------------------

LOL, do you really? Even though she is older than me, I remember seeing her as a kid with the fam at that flick, "Adventures in Babysitting". And she was kickass in "Leaving Las Vegas".

BTW, RF had seen a couple recent pics of me, fully clothed (hand on the "Dianetics" book. LOL.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:40

Oh shit...

I forgot RF...

Oh, the shame...

I so sorry massa. Dont beat me massa!

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:41



here you go oldgit. sorry its not topless.

hi hostess

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:42

Take care bascha (and whopper).
Enjoy the new place.
Try to remember to close the blinds next time you "make out".No wonder the neighbouts love you already.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:42

Wow, are you being rascist with "massa" there, hostess?
I would tell you to "fuck off" too, but I am above that (tonight anyway).
Take care.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:43

Hi facetious!

( I didn't name you either. Sorry. )

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:44

I didn't name you either. Sorry


its ok. you have lots on your mind. hopefully you will be back in short order. :)

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:44

Oh, the shame...
=================
yep you should be ashamed

i am hurt beyond belief!
i am mortified!












I am quite pleased that things are working out for you good luck!!

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:45

AH well back to beddy byes and "Mr Teddles" (a nazi bear).
Later prudes.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:45

BTW, RF had seen a couple recent pics of me, fully clothed (hand on the "Dianetics" book. LOL.

-------------------------

hmm, not even sure myself what I had meant by that. I was so flustered by hostess (lol).

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:46

Oldgit:

Funny you mention the neighbors...

I met the guy two doors down...

He reminds me of the guy from Sanford and Son, AND he's walleyed!

My oldest went over to the house with one of the dogs. When I got there he told me he felt odd talking to him as he didn't know what the guy was looking at!!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:47

BTW, RF had seen a couple recent pics of me, fully clothed
\
=================
DS is just saying that

did i mention the porn i was looking at?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:49

what is your latest porn (besides what I had sent you, shhhhhhh!)?

From: winston [smith]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:50

rectumfisher whats going on

the rest of yall need to keep it on da low flow ya herd bitches

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:51

RF: Sorry, I am rather prude, you creepy fella, you! (Thanks... :) )

Facetious: I have WAYYYY too much on my mind. 2 jobs, phone calls, security, rent, bills, BIL'S, moving, kids, dogs, food, sex, socks! FUCK!!

I'm not worried about internet, and cable right now. It was $2200 just to get a key. Not to mention the rest. I'm a poor white girl, dontcha, know! FUCK!!!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:51

well i wanted to thank duder for
providing these FFAs so I signed up
as a member and ordered a few things from the rotten store

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:51

winston!!

whats happinin my little psychotic friend??

From: winston [smith]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:52

get terrorist killers and middle east wackos...its awesome i jack off to it everynight

hi ds

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:53

I'm a poor white girl, dontcha, know! FUCK!!!
================
thats what poor white girls do

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:54

Hostess, wanna a little cheese with your w(h)ine? And if you have so much going on, why are you on here?

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:55

VERY funny, RF...

*Guess I set myself up...

Still, VERY FUNNY

Har dee har. Quick on the wits, I'll give ya that!

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:55

have WAYYYY too much on my mind. 2 jobs, phone calls, security, rent, bills, BIL'S, moving, kids, dogs, food, sex, socks! FUCK!!


i will miss your posts, but realize there are other things far more important. just know i will be thinking of you and your family. later

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:55

hey winston, what is new?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:56

hey i understand it can be be bucks!!!

especially with that chevy emblem where it is

From: winston [smith]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:56

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:54

Hostess, wanna a little cheese with your w(h)ine? And if you have so much going on, why are you on here?
=============================================
i agree ds that bitch needs to get her priorities in order
u hear that hoestoes get to work

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:56

DS:

Didn't you read? I came here just to tell you to FUCK OFF ...
Notice you at least made the credits?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:58

LOL, you DO need to get your priorities in order, I thought you were in the running for "Mother of the Year" still.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:00

Winston:

Where have you been, by the way? I noticed you yesterday. It's (Kinda) noce to see you back. :)

Facetious:

Thanks. The family is stoked. The place is really big. The neighborhood is nice. (And coke *And CRACK free, DS.) Close to the schools, shopping, and my other job. Mac is still a half hour away, but it's relativley cheap, and a quiet neighborhood. I'm glad I held out and waited til I found the right place.

From: winston [smith]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:00

goddammit i only come to rotten for meaningful and inspiring conversation so yall niggazzzz best to shut da fuck up and lets start talking politics

lets start with which is the right choice repulicans democrats or independant

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:01

Winston:

I'm a republican?

From: winston [smith]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:02

okay hoestoes
anyone else want to come out of the closet ds? rf?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:03

hostess, let's all recall YOU were the one crying about how mean I am to you and how you didn't wish to post to me again. Everything I had said in reference to you finding a new place WAS nice last night. Then you storm on here and tell me to "fuck off". You can't stop. Get OVER me already.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:03

i dont subscribe to any political party

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:04

DS isn't a registered voter.

C'mon, now...

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:06

me neither, RF. I used to be Republican, but don't know anymore. Maybe this makes me a bad person, but I only vote in the presidential races.

From: winston [smith]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:06

okay all yall tricks wrong there is no rite choice
rf good man

okay iraq war was it worth it?

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:06

i'm an independant. i voted for ralph nadar in the last election.

ok i am off. goin to watch law and order ci, and eat some b & j

post on rotteneers


later

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:06

Get OVER me already.
================
ahhhh shit here we go again

lucky for me i must go to bed
tomorrow is a busy day


yall take pics of the cat fight for me
and if possible throw some oil on them

maybe we can sell the pics-

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:07

hostess, I have ALWAYS been a registered voter since 18

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:08

DS:

Get over yourself. Take a fucking joke for once.

Did you read Kermies post this morning? About him missing me, and you telling me to fuck off? Remember asking me if you told me to fuck of lately, and me saying I wasn't bothering with it?

Me get over you? You're such a twit.

From: winston [smith]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:09

i honestly stay out of politics since everyone involved in the races are truly liars all around and iam not registered to vote nor do i pay taxes nor do i have anything in my name

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:10

I don't remeber such a post....refresh my memory (as you would be pathetic enough to do so, maybe I did, I don't care either way).

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:10

hey people, how is everyone doing?

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:10

Nite Winston... Until we meet again.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:11

You're right DS, who cares.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:12

why is that, winston? you get paid under the table?

From: winston [smith]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:12

luv u basch hey u chicks need to love on each other dont hate on each other
keep on playin playazzzz

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:12

Bascha - I must have missed you, but congrats on your new place

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:14

Hostess, you ARE petty
You have SO much going on
but choose to fight with me on here
Congrats, again, on your priorities.

From: winston [smith]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:15

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:12

why is that, winston? you get paid under the table?
=====================================================
i guess u could say that however i should make a correction to the statement i am having some income reported to the irs from selling a that ppl i am going to owe alot this april coming up....thats what i get trying to go legit

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:16

hey cats

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:19

hostess, you had started the shit
and went down in defeat AGAIN.

From: winston [smith]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:21

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:19

hostess, you had started the shit
and went down in defeat AGAIN.
===================================
damn ds r u 4 real with this shit or just playin with everyones dick

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:22

DS:

You don't have better things to do?

Winston:

Glad to see you again. You've been missed.

Cats:

Yeah, we got a place FINALLY. Cripe... It's not as easy in the south as it is in the midwest.

From: ltjackboot [name]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:25

RE:From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 17:24

Here's a fascinating fact. If you rearrange the letters in the name of our former Vice President, Spiro T. Agnew, it spells out "to grow a penis".

-Close, it's "grow a penis". 'to grow a penis' requires 2 o's.

From: jondoe [LouisTheDamned]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:26


From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:27

hostess, you ARE sad. Take care of the kids.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:28

DS:

I'll take care of your little dog, too...

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:29

ds, cut the crap. you are aways telling posters to fuck off. if you can't take it, don't dish it out.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:33

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:28

DS:

I'll take care of your little dog, too...


-------------------

Yeah, how's that? By not having them fixed? And caging then most of the day?

How white trash is that, you and the pitbulls?

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:37

Facetious:

You took the words outta my keyboard.

I never insulted her, I just told her to FUCK OFF. (Like I'm so commonly told by her.) Figured I'd include her in my eulogy.

*Not that I'll be dead for long! :)

Facetious, again, thanks for the well-wishing. There's a few posters who still maintain respect and nobility. I know this is Rotten, but, there's a small group of us us (Even though we may trade insults) that look out for one another. (Even if it's only through a keyboard and monitor.) It makes us feel less strange in a strange land.

Thanks.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:39

Might I add, Ignore The Trolls?

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:40

your welcome hostess.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:41

facetious, fuck off. I have someone to come in my place, walk my dog, if I have more than an 8-hour day
I have an unwanted dog from the Humane Society, who IS bad, and 2 days away from being put to sleep
I take care of him. He is bad, but my pal.
I don't use pets as a "status".

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:44

No, just as whipping post.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:45

LOL, facetious, find a recent post where I had said "fuck off" first.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:46

Would that person be the crack addict neighbor who stole your cable line for coke and offered your dog up in a fighting ring for crack, real quick before you got home?

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:48

baschalove,

I got that thing you sent me.

===

Mac,

There are 42 pressure points on the human body
which result in death. I will teach you 41.
The 42nd I may one day have to use on you !



Hurry back soon.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:50

Hostess, don't you have sleep, MOTHER DUTIES, and work to attend to? It is sad, you are still here (not to mention moving duties (again!)

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:51

Ron, I'll miss you Dr. Girlfriend.

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:57

oh, i see its ok for you to judge other posters on rotten when your being paid to do your job. like i said if you can take it don't dish it out. now fuck off.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:59

hostess, I must say, you ARE a lou0sy individual.

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 21:59

Loha~ everyone...

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:01

See you later Bascha

Congrats on the new "casa de hostess"

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:01

Not to bring shit up, but be careful where you step DS ...

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 8-Oct-2006 21:45
Subject: Religious dudes back legal pot

hostess, have I told you to "fuck off" lately?

If not, "fuck off!"

If so, nevermind.


Learn to eat what you dish out... (Didn't your Mother (Theresa) teach you not to waste food?)

Remember, once it hits the net, it's always there, don't find yourself ashamed.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:03

" Casa De Bascha "

is what I meant -- it is
slightly more creative and rhymes

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:05

MV:

Thanks so much. I love the rhyme.

And look, I have more class than a porta-potty.

Meetcha in the forum, baby!

(I hope life is getting better for you, too.)

I know things are turning up here.

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:06

* polly ducks * MV.... Goes lurking again...

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:08

Relax Polly Pockets

I am not here to harass or belittle
anybody

I am passing through for the time being

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:08

Hostess, spend MORE time away from the kids on here.
Mother of The Year.
Who had started this. Proceed, if you have NOTHING better
to do, unless one of the pit bulls in heat had gotten loose.

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:10

nite all. i have to go to bed so i can get up for work. i won't be posting while i am at work cuz i am being paid to work not post.

catch you later hostess.

post on rotteneers


later

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:12

wow, hostess, you ARE weak
you acan't stop [posting on here
as can I
despite the fact I don't have illegetimate kids
and psuedo fiancees like yoy

From: cccccc [c]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:24

look what i found at work today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9EpnVAl5JA

yes.

and now it is s time for poop and bed.

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:35

Otay~ Ribbit.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:38

(m. jagger/k. richards)

It is the evening of the day
I sit and watch the children play
Smiling faces I can see
But not for me
I sit and watch
As tears go by

My riches cant buy everything
I want to hear the children sing
All I hear is the sound
Of rain falling on the ground
I sit and watch
As tears go by

The Stones are in tomorrow at Soldier
Field and I hate their live shows
but anybody who does not like
the old Rolling Stones is a liar

Paint it Black ?
Angie ?
Wild Horses ?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:43

Paint It Black, please, MV

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:45

also Sympathy For The Devil and Under My Thumb, as well, MV. Thank you.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:49

I have the perfect song
for Bascha and Ds

It is going to take me a few minutes


I guess I thought you'd be here forever
Another illusion I chose to create
You don't know what ya got until it's gone
And I found out a little too late
I was acting as if you were lucky to have me
Doin' you a favor I hardly knew you were there
But then you were gone and it was all wrong
Had no idea how much I cared
CHORUS:
Now being without you
Takes a lot of getting used to
Should learn to live with it
But I don't want to
Living without you
It's all a big mistake
Instead of getting easier
It's the hardest thing to take
I'm addicted to ya babe
You're a hard habit to break
You found somebody else you had every reason
You know I can't blame you for runnin' to him
Two people together but living alone
I was spreading my love too thin
After all of these years
I'm still tryin' to shake it
Doin' much better they say that I just takes time
But deep in the night it's an endless flight
I can't get ya out of my mind

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:50

Aloha kaua, Polly :)

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:50

Social Distortion does a good
cover of Under My Thumb from Live at The Roxy

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:52

Going to go and do some work and I'll
be back later, when it's time to come up
for air.

Happy Happy Joy Joy.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:54

Hi & Bye GD.

Polly, I think it's safe to come out now

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:56

Cats if you can guess the artist
of that lame ass song I will adopt
two sugar gliders and a ravenous
racoon in your name

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:57

Chicago. I hate Peter Cetera's voice (don't now if I spelled that right)

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 22:59

MV you may have the sugar gliders, though why you would want them is a mystery. They are terrible pets. You may kill the raccoon

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:02

How in the fuck did you
guess(know) that ?

I want some 1983 prom pictures

I will make it up to you
This I promise you

And I am pretty sure you
spelled his name right

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:13

MV, you just can't forget a song that is that bad. I never liked Chicago, and Cetera's voice makes my skin crawl. The only Chicago song I somewhat liked was 25 Or 6 To 4. Lord knows why. I was a child of the 80's - I graduated highschool in 1988. They (chicago) were certainly not what I listened to at that time, but my mom did sometimes. I preferred The Smiths, The Cure, Love & Rockets, Souxsi And The Banshees, etc.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:20

Is it safe?

Is the asshole gone?

Tired of DS, I mean BS.

I will be out of the loop for a few. (Maybe still able to post tomorrow at the latest.)

So again, my Rotten family... I'll miss you soo.

DS, do you ever let your dog out?

My kids sleep.

Does your dog poop?
Do you make him choke on your bullshit daily?
Do you yoke him up by his collar until he gags?
Have you fed him any socks lately?
De-flead him?
De-ticked him?
Oh, you just gave him crabs. Sorry, I misunderstood.
(Leave the peanut butter alone.)

*(Or just kick him unmercifully?)

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:22

Kiss him for me, for I may be delayed...

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:23

hello all



every dog has its day
hee*

welcome back winston!
:)

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:23

The Smiths and The Cure are the same
band correct ?

Did your high school sweetheart have
a Flock of Seagulls type haircut ?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:23

Bye Bascha, hope you & family settle in. I am happy you found a place with a yard; your pups and kids need space to play. Things are looking up for you and Bigmac now.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:28

Cats:

Thanks. Did you see my post about the walleyed neighbor that looks like the old black guy from Sanford and Son?

NO JOKE!! He's really walleyed with no teeth, though! :) Nice enough guy, however. We shot the shit for about 45 minutes. He's retired, and agreed to keep an eye on our house if we'd keep an eye on ours. His wife gave my little one a danish. Rather neighborly if I ever met one. (Most neighbors wanna TAKE your danish!)

Gypsy:

Hey babe!!! Long time no see! :)

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:30

The Smiths and The Cure are (were) different. The Smiths no longer exist per se, as Morrissey went solo. As a teen it was always comforting to know that he was more depressed then you. Robert Smith is the lead for The Cure. I lusted for him so bad. Ahh the memories of pale skin and drab black clothing and a lot of black kohl eyeliner. As for The Flock Of Seagulls, I was mod, not new wave

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:32

Bascha, if your neighbor is as walleyed as you say, he should have no problem keeping an eye on both houses at the same time! :)

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:34

He's retired, and agreed to keep an eye on our house if we'd keep an eye on ours

I meant HIS.

You show me yours, I'll show you mine?

OK, that was way too gross for even my standards, I'm off to bed.

I have pitbulls to throw around and thrash in the morning because I'm an angry single female who sells insurance in an unproductive life living in the ghetto with a make believe boyfriend that has no penis because it's called a dildo, that doesn't even vibrate because the vibrator repair shop is closed.

What's girl to do?

Beat up my dog.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:35

Earlier today I saw a guy that
looked normal but myself and a few
other people agreed he looked creepy for some reason

My guess was that he came home every night
after work and cried while looking at a picture
of his ex-wife and two kids he does not see as much
as he wants to

After he drinks a half bottle of bourbon he finds a
a prostitute and picks her up and then gives her
a extra $150 to spit in her face and then weeps uncontrollably
in her arms for ten minutes and then spits in her face again
and gives her $200 and then goes home to a empty meaningless
exsistence and finishes the other 1/2 bottle of bourbon

Or he just stopped by for a bowl a
Lemon Rice soup -- I am not a expert

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:36

My last thought (Or statment for the night.)














SAUSAGE GUMBO!!

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:37

Robert Smith is the lead singer of the
Cure and Morrisey is the lead singer
of The Smiths ?

They should have named themselves
the Morrissey's

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:41

So MV, what did you listen to in highschool?

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:42

Hi and bye! I'm not even trying to read this thing, jus t a drive-by post.

time for bed, a good sleep as I got an article listed today!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:42

Hi Dado, Bye Dado

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:43

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:41

So MV, what did you listen to in highschool?

Debbie Gibson,NKOTB, and C&C Music Factory

I am also the President of the Nortwest Indiana
Ace of Base International Fan Club

aka the NWIAOBIFC

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:45

MV, that is one of the most horrid things I have seen on Rotten. I am feeling woozy now...

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:49

The NWIAOBIFC has only three members

I could not convince the other members of
Ace of Base to join up as they could not
afford the $ 2.75 for monthly dues and a SASE

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:54

Now that I am feeling nauseated, I think it's time for me to go lay down and go sleepy. Goodnight to all.

MV, goodnight to you, and don't forget you promised 2 sugar gliders and a dead raccoon. You can forget the gliders, but the dead raccoon is a must.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:54

I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
the only thing that's real
everyone I know
goes away in the end



If I could start again
a million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:55

Damn refresh, Gypsy that is my favorite NIN song...love it!

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:56

I am glad I can be of service
Cats

I can promise you two dead racoons
minimum

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 23:59

hi cat how are you tonight?

Yes, thats one of Nine's better songs, IMO

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 00:03

Gypsy, I am trying to get to bed, but the damn refresh keeps sucking me in.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 00:06

That's it, I am out for real now, no refresh. I am walking away. Bye everyone!

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 00:14

Get as Ringtone
Rate this song:


Rated 1567 times: 54%
Discuss this artist and song
Lyrics submited by: Bow Wow & Lil Fizz's Boo

Last corrected by: sweetsamantha


My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I wind,
I think its time


La la-la la la,
Warm it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting*****

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 00:16

one of the best songs in the last few years
hee***

I rate it a 10

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 00:19

well I'm out too guys
getting sleepy
no more refreshing for me either
meh

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 00:29

ps night hostess (smiling for you)

Enjoy now,
Time to have fun arranging new stuff
cooking in your 'own' kitchen
putting up cute pictures,
helping the boys fix their rooms
and establish their 'new turfs' ( :) )
cleaning up after your own dogs in your own place

have a few candlelit dinners to start off
*click* some glasses and propose a toast
even if its just milk, and you are having a picnic with
microwave meals on the living room floor at midnight


ITS STILL YOURS!

From: bugeyedb [BugEyedB]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 01:23

dammit I always miss the free for all! Memo to Self: Need job on an earlier shift....

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 01:27

Ya didn't miss much baby.
Lessen you like talking about other peoples cats and stuff.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 01:36

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 10-Oct-2006 20:00

Tossle! You have won my heart with "Dessert Pizza"
and inflamed my passions with "Chocolate Mousse".

Please photograph one for me? I'll print it and
keep it by my bedside.

I am more and more desirous to come to Queensland,
I'll bring the 4x4 view camera and we will both have
a jolly old time making images.

Just don't swat me if I say "CRIKEY" at all the new
and wonderful sights


I shall try in the next few weeks, to make the perfect dessert pizza. Once made, I shall share the recipe.

GD, I would be honoured if you would visit my humble abode.

I had word within the last hour that our house should be started in the next couple of weeks.

I have visitors for the next few days, then I'm heading off for a few.

Have a ball everyone. I shall try to be online sometime tomorrow & Friday.

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 01:43

I've dealt with my ghosts and I've faced all my demons
Finally content with a past I regret
I've found you find strength in your moments of weakness
For once I'm at peace with myself
I've been burdened with blame, trapped in the past for too long
I'm movin' on
I've lived in this place and I know all the faces
Each one is different but they're always the same
They mean me no harm but it's time that I face it
They'll never allow me to change
But I never dreamed home would end up where I don't belong
I'm movin' on

Chorus
I'm movin' on
At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me
And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone
There comes a time in everyone's life
When all you can see are the years passing by
And I have made up my mind that those days are gone

I sold what I could and packed what I couldn't
Stopped to fill up on my way out of town
I've loved like I should but lived like I shouldn't
I had to lose everything to find out
Maybe forgiveness will find me somewhere down this road
I'm movin' on

I'm movin' on
I'm movin' on

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 01:53

hi oldgit
hope you are feeling better
I just had a gizmo sub, good stuff

going to bed now
I know, I said that a while back, but this time I think its a go

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:01

and a gizmo sub would be what ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:08

I am so disappointed duder didn't use this story.

www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2021098.html?menu=news.quirkies

I gave it the headline "Titty titty bang bang"
Which I thought was terribly funny.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:09

i hate refresh buttons

a gizmo sub is a sub with turkey, bacon and guacamole
of which I added thinly sliced sweet onions and tomatoes and
of course lots of melted cheese
served on a hole wheat bun

of course added to this delight was a large glass
of strawberry milk
so I may be up later with a few banchees running through my dreams
driving me once more to this gawd awful refresh button

night

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:10

served on a hole wheat bun
~~~~~~~

hmmmm
I can see it's already affected me
make that whole* wheat bun

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:24

I must support Tossle in her Dr Pepper comment

My texan ex drank the stuff, tasted like cough medicine mixed with paint stripper and sugar. In the whole of Bunbury (30,00 plus people) only one store stocked it and ran out almost immediately. She had nervous withdrawls from the stuff, they must lace it with cocaine.

Also never drank coffeee or tea or water, only that stuff

I only drank it once, that was enough

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:25

I was thinking of Anais Nin.

She would quiz me in French on the smallest details
of my afternoon in the basement of "La Samaritaine"
where I had marveled over acres of Bauhaus-Swissed
exotic kitchen gadgets. I had bought her a garlic
press made in Catalonia, in honor of her paternal
ancestry and treated myself to a shiny polished
aluminium Mouli-Gratte.

Later she read from her Diary Vol. II:

" There is not one big cosmic meaning for all,
there is only the meaning we each give to our life,
an individual meaning, an individual plot,
like an individual novel, a book for each person."

Outline of roofs through the round window of my
room and a Paris cat padding in for my offering.

LOL - Fall always evokes.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:30

Old Git!The Breastwork Battlements is one fine giggle.

Thank you for sharing a true gem. :)

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:36

Pleasure GD,that site is a goldmine.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:38

Anais Nin ?
Pineapple nine inch nails.
Parisian Hawaiian rock group,know to all (well just me).

Ah gay Paree.
Not the city for me
to much of the Arabee
C'est pas bon aujourd hui.

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:41

See ya bascha

I will miss ya

dont forget to send a picture of yourself please, mounted if possible

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:51

Nite Cats

Nite to all that are leaving

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:56

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 02:25

I was thinking of Anais Nin
--------------------------------

I compliment you on your choice of friends GD

Anais Nin is one of my favourite authors. I recently sent Hellen and electronic copy (yes i know that is probably immoral but we must fight ignorance in the world as best we can) as homework or essential reading

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 03:11

~loha there

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 03:22

* wished newbies would be welcummed with an open shredded arm, or at least a baby upside ones face*
Are you all going strong 'cause you have been on this for so long?
Let the Lurkers get in!
That is how the Rotten survives!
Just be somewhat *Twat* nice ~ :)

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 03:46

Night all.

Too tired to stay awake any longer.

Kermie I will chat with you tomorrow :)

Night!

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 03:52

BOO!

Just popped in for a minute after a nightmare

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 03:59

Hey newbie,you on crunk or something,not making much sense there gal.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:01

In truth we haven't seen a good old "welcome newbie" for a while.
Things are getting a little tame.
Come on all you lions of rotten,let's hear you roar.
Like a strong wind that sweeps over the carpet.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:04

No nightmare limper,the Democrats ARE going to win,you are all doomed.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:08

Oooh another newbie,welcome "theodred",what an unusual name.
A combination of Theodoric and red I guess.
Red Goth.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:08

Polly: You are fairly new to rotten, My welcom with a severed leg!

My nightmare had to do with looking at a home to purchase. It turned out to be a historical home and on my second entry the homeowner was there sleeping on the floor in a puddle of her own mess. I tried to awake her as others were going to come in to look.

I told her I was a nurse and these things happen. Might we get her cleaned up for the next lookers? The realtors told me the owner was a cancer victim.

Creepy!!!

I don't have these 'looking at home' dreams until I am ready to move. Been living in this home 6 1/2 years (a record for me)

The house was 4 or 5 stories. Hubby mentiond living in San Francisco where some of the Vics go that high with basement. The basement had 2 bedrooms a stove and washing machine (servant quarters) One for maid and one for chauffuer.

Weird

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:11

Well now cracker,there may be something there,if you have gents of a "middle eastern" hue sitting on a flight offer them a free drink (and some pretzels).
If they refuse set the marshalls on them.
Great idea huh ?
There you go "homeland security" no charge for that one.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:15


oldgit (circa 1936)

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:16

Think I'm going back to beddie bye. I'll be back in 5 or 6 hours when I am at work. Ah yes, work.

Maybe I'll get them to lay down and give me money.

The life of a mattress sales chick.

I will haul the sign to the roadway. (not a requirement but owner likes it)

I will mop the floors since no customers ever come in. (not a requirement but I'm not doing anything anyway)

I see DS finallly is taking a break. Hopfully for sleep.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:17



oldgit last Saturday.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:18

Cracker: You, you light up my life...

Polly: newbie...welcomen again

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:20



oldgit after recovering from current herpes illness

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:21

No no cracker,that's a WW1 uniform there,you can tell by the puttees.

Limper,maybe you'd make more money if you were the one lying down.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:23

P.S. I taught my dachshound how to eat artichokes tonight, he is scraping the leaves like a pro. I taught him once before but it has been a few years. I should get pictures.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:23

cracker,your favourite movie ?


From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:24

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:21

No no cracker,that's a WW1 uniform there,you can tell by the puttees.


I stand corrected. you are 15 years older than I thought.


From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:24

Interesting,I am developing an artichoke that eats dachshunds.
I like badgers.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:25

OG: Uh, thats what I am inplying.

I am a mattress queen. I make my money on my back!!!

NOT, just kidding, I hope I can get someone to just walk in the door.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:27

Limper,somehow "walking in the door" sounds worse.
Backdoor or frontdoor ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:28

Anyho,I ain't playin no more.
Cracker being mean,wahh wahh.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:30

inbread redneck? hardly my lineage includes Scottish, English, Montana Injun,
Eskimo, and maybe polish too.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:31

Old Git:

You're terrible. In the best sense, mind you!

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:32

OG: My dad found a fresh badger on the side of the road. He had it mounted like a bearskin rug with the head and fangs showing. As a child, I remember him putting it on and teasing my doxy I had then (Schnapps) She went crazy.

If I asked him for it he would prob let me have it (if he could see Hans go crazy)

As you know they are badger hounds (Hans can turn around in a small fish tank (they put him in it to anesth him with gas) The Doxy goes into the badger den and passes it, then turns around and chases it out. A doxy can turn around in a very confined space. You wouln't believe it if you saw it.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:38

Hey Bascha, I am just signing off.

I am French, English, (something that had Von to the beginning) and Cherokee (dad got money from the sale of the reservation in Oklahoma)

My family financed the Pony Express (Weddells) Gramps is a Booth (English) Grans is Jardine and Fontaine (French)

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:38

Besides Brits shouldn't be throwing inbred stones. Look at Prince Charles!


From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:40

People tell me I look like my boss who is Czech

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:51

Hi Limper

Hows the MSN going??

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:51

Goodnight...nightmare is gone now. Except for images of OG. BBL at work in 6 hrs.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 04:53

Kermie: will look at MSN at work, thanks will check for tips. nite love.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 05:52

Hah.Monsieur le cracquer make the common mistake the Prince Charles is of British stock.Those guys are German I tell ya,his pappy is Greek.
His ancestors were stuffing their faces on Bratwurst and beer while mine were busy dying down the mines of Olde Englande.

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 05:54

Nite limper

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 05:58

Hah.Monsieur le cracquer make the common mistake the Prince Charles is of British stock.Those guys are German I tell ya,his pappy is Greek.
His ancestors were stuffing their faces on Bratwurst and beer while mine were busy dying down the mines of Olde Englande.
==========================
that doesnt hold water OG
the royal families of Europe
intermarried for centuries
Prince Charles is most likely his own grandfather

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 06:09

Hoohaa what would a southerner know about interbreeding anyway rectal ?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 06:12

Hoohaa what would a southerner know about interbreeding anyway rectal ?
============
obviously not as much as the royal families
of Europe

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 06:37

Hi lurcher

How are you this day

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 06:50

DS:

Didn't you read? I came here just to tell you to FUCK OFF ...
Notice you at least made the credits?

...Sniff..sniff...no Im not...I just got something in my eye OK!!!
I see how you are Bascha!!!

HELLO Everyone!!! Whats going on rotten people!!

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:01

Hi Steph

I see the meds are kicking in

How are ya

From: kwijibo [A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:10

Hello, gentle rotteners!

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:16

Hi kwij, RF, lots of new posters I see

Fresh meat for Old git and Mcnasty

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:19

What do you mean Kermie? About the meds...

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:31

Kermie, I have been wanting to tell you how much I
appreciated your eulogy for your Russian Blue friend,
and to thank you for your kind words about my writing.

You can be sure that Anais would totally approve of
your disseminating her words, she used to buy rafts
of her books and give them away. That's how we met
over my copy of "Spy in the House of Love", signed
in green ink with her fab Easterbrook pen with the
weird nib.

Which one did you send to Tasmania?

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:31

Whats new Rectal..I haven't talked to you in a while..you wouldn't forget me ...like some people I know..would ya??

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:33

Hi GD...
And so everyone knows...we did have a broken arm yesterday, and have a beautiful lavender cast now..thanks for everones best wishes yeaterday..

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:34

Good morning all ye Rotteneers.

I am popping in and out while trying to talk myself
into going and getting some sleep.

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:36

nazi [DEATH]...An open letter

I'm gonna ask you an honest question. Why the hate?
I don't understand. You seem to admire the Nazis , Hitler , the kkk , and these are all people and groups that have been defeated by people that were for the most part , white. Do you have so much low self esteem that you need to try to claim to be better than other than to prove it ? I just wonder.
If you can show me a good reason to hate , I'll be more than willing to hate with you , as most people on Rotten will. No joke. Explain your hate in a way that everyone can understand , and it will work for us all.

Waiting for your reply.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:37

Stephy! I am so sorry to hear that. Did you already
relate how it happened?

It is not easily ignored (ouch!) and my best wishes
for a quick mend.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:38

Conspiracy, good morning.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:41

NAh..Im kidding about Bascha forgetting to list me on one of her posts..My daughter broke her arm yesterday I had to pick her up from school and go sit in the Er for a few yesterday..No biggie..

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:50

Whats new Rectal..I haven't talked to you in a while..you wouldn't forget me ...like some people I know..would ya??
=====================
forget you? NEVER Dear lady
one does not forget such beauty
it is forever emblazoned in the mind of the beholder

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:51

My daughter broke her arm yesterday
===============
best wishes for a speedy recovery

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:56

Awh..you guys are so freakin cool...

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:00

stephy what type of fracture was it?

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:05

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:36

nazi [DEATH]...An open letter
____________________________________

Here is his website: http://www.myspace.com/totenhawk

I don't think he'll mind, afterall he's posted it here before.


From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:12

I cant remember Rectal..(thats terrible I know) It was a hairline about 3 inches from the wrist..left hand...she's a lefty like her mother..and milking it for all its worth..Cant blame her, I sure would!!

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:20

Now..I dont want to upset anyone..but dont ya think 46yrs is a little old to have a myspace....I just think its a tween to earlie 20's thing...I could be wrong..
BTW..I have never seen such clearer pics on myspace..they always seem so fuzzy.

Again..its just my opinion..everyone has one!!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:21

I cant remember Rectal..(thats terrible I know)
=============
thats ok steph i was just curious most kids break their arms by falling
resulting in a colles fracture of the wrist or occasionally a potts fracture
but if the break was 3-4 inches from the wrist that is relatively benign although painful

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:27

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:19

What do you mean Kermie? About the meds...
-------------------

Sorry Steph

We sort of have a saying here when someone is bouncy bright and full of beans that they have been taking there meds ies happy pills.

Either that or say Whatever they are having i want some.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:34

Oh..I got ya Kermie...Its Rockstars and Redbulls for me..sometimes its a little excessive and I become out of control..rambleing on like a lunitic..people could think I have a coke/meth problem..although I dont talk or do crazy shit..just cant stop moving around and fidgiting..
..yeah kind of like now...

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:42

Hi Green Death :)

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:52

Consperiacy..you never come around anymore..(FFA anyway) how come??

And where the hell is Oldgit..I heard he wasn't feeling good yesterday...

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:53

OG of your out there..you need some "mint green tea" fix ya right up!!

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:54

WHO DARES TO SPEAK MY NAME ?

Ha,good timing huh ?
Sorry to hear you broke your kiddies arm stephylou,do you think you'll get away with it this time ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:55

I'll stick to good old P.G.tips thanks stephylou.
We Brits have tea instead of blood you know.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:58

Must say I kind of like Nazi (Death) 's little page.
Don't see him as SS material though,looks a little Mexican to me.
Could be Welsh I suppose.
Mind you the SS took Indians,Aremenians and even a few Brits.
An equal opportunity employer.
Got to say again that I don't think all Nazis were evile.
Put yourselves in their position and I bet you would "do you duty" too.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:58

do you think you'll get away with it this time ?

Yeah..probably..close one though...I got to be more careful..no marks!! (shit thats just wrong!!)

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:59

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 07:31

Kermie, I have been wanting to tell you how much I
appreciated your eulogy for your Russian Blue friend,
and to thank you for your kind words about my writing.

Which one did you send to Tasmania?
----------------------------------------
We may diagree on things and i may have annoyed you more than once but i do like torad your posts, it is a pleasure to read an articulated and well thought out post like yours.

I sent "delta of venus" to Tasmania and particularly highlightend the story about Elena as having some deep meaning for our friend to read and draw inspiration from.

I envy you in meeting her, her writings scream that she is an exceptional and interesting person and everything I read confirms this.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:02

We Brits have tea instead of blood you know.
===================
Must be why yall are so pale

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:06

rectal,haven't you got a job to go to ?
Can't spend all day surfing for "hairy dwarf goose sex" on google surely.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:08

kermie,much as we appreciate the effort to "raise the tone" I think I speak for us all when I say that the thought of Tasmanians having any sort of sexual congress is most distressing.

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:09

stephylou [Stephy]

Just lurking and reading. Have a lot of company also.

:)

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:11

Oh snap...Must say I kind of like Nazi (Death) 's little page.
Don't see him as SS material though,looks a little Mexican to me

I was thinkin the same thing!!

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:31

Personally, I think our little nazi friend is full of shit.

I think he was surfing for bum buddies and came across the page. I think he is taking credit for some other asses work.

Anyone else remember we had poster here who called them self totenhawk?

I got no proof, I just doubt Mr. death has the brain cells required to do more than regurgitate garbage. I do not see where he has the imagination to do anything other than ride the coat tails of others. The fact that he chooses to ride coat tails that have been dragged through shit is evidence enough of the paucity of his imagination.


I am sure if his mommy were to find out about his online activities, he would be as grounded as alex is.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:32

Yup.can't imagine Adolf would approve the punk rock soundtrack either.
Degenerates didn't fare well in them days.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:39

Git agreeing with me...

now there's a scary thought.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:41

I always thought Arein= hard core, breaking shit, smashin skulls, punk/rock.
And KKK= Country/bluegrass/back woods gospel

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:42

No theo,I'm agreeing with Adolf,you silly sausage.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:45

Stephlou,the bonehead nazis infiltrating punk was precisley the reason I stopped going to concerts.
Sham 69 suffered really badly from this.
I'm damed sure Adolf would have shipped them off for "re-education".

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:48

whew...had me preparing for the rapture there.

I guess all is right with world after all.

Well not right exactly, but no more 'wrong' than it was when I woke...at least.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:48

I like how it says "Gary has 4 friends."

I dont know if that's sad or not...... but at 46 a Myspace account is kinda weird unless you are doing some sort of promoting - ie DJ, band etc.
Sometimes his posts are OK - I think he justs gets off on getting other people worked up.
Same as 501Arkansas.
So maybe that's the story behind the site - just a vehicle to elicit a response from others.

Either way, our little Nazi troll only has 4 friends.


From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:50

And for real..what is that thing on his flag?? The little cartoon black dude??

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:52

That's something I found - It's Santa (looks like a little troll to me) in the shape of a swastika.
A Nazi troll if you will.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:53

Well that's 4 more than I got.
I fear the dear gentleman is seriuos,google totenhawk and there are some "interesting" links.
Give an overall picture of someone quite keen on German stuff.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:54

SANTA was a NAZI,bugger me,no wonder he hides out at the North Pole most of the time.
Do Mossad know this.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 09:56

You'll be telling me the "elves" are in fact Slav slave workers next.
Mind you the names of the reindeer are a bit of a give away.
Donder und BLITZen.

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:03

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 08:55

I'll stick to good old P.G.tips thanks stephylou.
We Brits have tea instead of blood you know.

-------------------------------

In that case then Oldgit, I must have lager.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:04

I'm really into WW2 history - I have a good collection of Nazi medals etc that my grandfathers traded for at the end of the war.
Bit of a history buff in that regard.
What the Germans had was a cult of personality and ideology that still appeals to some.

While I do hold an interest in a lot of that I am by far more proud of what my grandfathers and their respective families accomplished with the British Army.
My grandmother lost 2 brothers and her mom. Her one brother was killed the second week he was deployed at age 17. Her other,older,brother was wounded 4 times and was stationed as an instructor for a year.
As the war dragged on he noticed that the age of the kids he was training was dropping until one day he told the family that he was sending kids to France to die. So he went back on combat duty and was wounded again. He took a piece of shrapnel in the chest and by the late 90's it worked its way to his heart and eventually killed him.
It was certainly a different breed of people back then. My one grandfather enlisted in Jan 1940 - which is pretty scary considering the wholesale slaughter that was WW1 was still fresh in people's minds.

Guys like Nazi are addicted to the cult of personality and they need that sense of belonging to something superior than everyone else to boost their self esteem.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:06

Seems to me there are Dickheads everywhere...

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:06

Isreal
Jamaca
Japan
Mexico

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:07

Egypt
United States
France
Great Britan

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:07

Africa
Germany
Canada
Cuba



Everywhere.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:11

Indeed rhag,my dad had a rather traumatic war and didn't like to be reminded.
Look at N.Korea to see what can be done with total control.
Most Germans were not any worse than Brits or Yanks,just plain folks doing what they thought best.
A lot of the more beastly things were done by non-Germans in German pay anyway.Wannabees,like someone else.

On a more cheery note,great site here.

www.roadsideamerica.com/pet/moose.html

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:12

What about Wales?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:15

www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MSNATmammy.html

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:28

I've started uploading some videos to my YouTube, check them out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX5OpL4u9m8

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:38

careful there sandywoods,do you have copyright holders permission ?

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:45

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 10:38

careful there sandywoods,do you have copyright holders permission ?

------------------------

Who needs permission LOL!

From: larryking [no not that one asshoe]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 11:18


From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 11:28

A nice little diversion is mulletsgalore.com - check out the picturebook section and go to mullet matrimony........

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 11:37

theo you forgot N Korea in your little artistic gallery!

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 11:47

almost 9 am here in Hawaii~
no oldgit~ I was not spun out~
Drunk as a skunk after goin to the bar by me self...
Nothin like going to the bar in a great pair of jeans, some kickin ass heels
and betting on billiards for free drinks!
Got wasted~

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 11:54

rectal,haven't you got a job to go to ?
Can't spend all day surfing for "hairy dwarf goose sex" on google surely.
=====================
I am at mt job OG
as a matter of fact for the past
2 1/2 hours i have been treating a patient

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 11:54

Sorry for the delayed mess I am sending yall
Actually had a great nights sleep and just checkin in before I start work...
Limper, Mahalo for the welcome~ Your dream sound very weird...
Must suck looking for another house... Are you still in oakland?
orginally from Berzerkley... sucks looking for a house in bay area.
frikkin expensive as hell

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:05

Aloha `oe, Polly :)

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:16

hey there green drink man~

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:18

hey, i'm gonna run now.
hey, i've got the runs now.
hey, my mamma's got a gun now.
hey, now, hey now.
i'm a blubbering sack of lard and cum now...

I spent some time in mulletsgalore and I came across this..Now who does this sound like...LOL..Im not making fun..just though it was funny!!

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:19

Gotta pretend I am working now~
Loha~ and see yall later tonight *Middle of the pacific time*
Probably drunk on IPA
mmmm beer.....

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:20

I was reading and watching Court TV. A small plane has hit a highrise apartment building at E. 72nd st in Manhattan at around 3 p.m. NY time.

Its burning pretty good

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:21

welcome polly
I welcomed you earlier
but in case you didn't see it
am doing it again

Now this is the last time
as I have found
newbies are really never new
after one day, you are here

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:23

Psst...polly, IPA when I drink beer too.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:25

stephy it sounds just like the old 3 in one trick
you know
you get three names, and one personna

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:28

...LOL..Im not making fun..just though it was funny!!
~~~~~

yes, it is amusing

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:31

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/11/national/main2082292.shtml

Heres the highrise fire....... where have I seen this before?


From: faqueawf [faque awf]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:35

there are soo many things wrong with the mullett wedding pic
i cant even begin

hi gyps

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:36

The BBC is saying that when the plane hit there was a lot of noise and smoke.
Well,no shit.
Also you will be glad to hear it is not terrorist related,probably.
Good old unbiased Al-BBC.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:44

Its a 55 story bldg and plane hit at 20th floor.

I see the conspiracy theory at work because I dont see any wreckage and you know when you dont see any plane parts it has to be a haduda.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:44

A lot of noise and smoke...... It would be a REAL story if a plane crashed
into a building silently, without witnesses and caused no harm to the
occupants of both the building and the plane.

Your just sitting there eating a muffin, watching Oprah.....
And the BAM! there is a Cessna in your living room.




From: dinktoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:45



WOO HOO!

Just got back from P.A. last night. First time I set foot in a casino, and I won $650. I actually got to do some good shopping. Ahhh.. that was nice.
~~~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0uVIXYUNVU

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:47

hey gypsy~
I love IPA~ named me dog after it!
I adopted him from the pound @ 2 month old, named him Indy (Harrison Ford rocks! he looked deeelicious in Apocalypse Now)
Came home and he knocked all the beer off the coffee table, drank it in about 2 seconds. He was christened Ipa afterwards. 2 1/2 years later, he's 90 pounds of pure stupidity. And Limper... Men with mullets suck... Hate to admit I have dated a few of them (Canada is teeming with them), I swear they have vey deep rooted problems.... Mainly brought on by their families.. Ugghh

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:48



Reminds me of those high rise flats, that they demolished in Merthyr Tydfil. The ones, that nobody wanted to live in.

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:49

Shit I have to pretend to work!
Later

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:52

Hi all.

GD, you met Anais Nin?

I am in awe.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:53

sandywoods,did the flats in Merthyr have a plane sticking out the side too ?
Did the demolish them because of leaks.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:54

AWEstralia,hahaha

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:55

1 million dollars for an apartment....let that sink in for a min...WTF!!

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:56

Polly,
The mullet is the world's oldest hairstyle.
Warriors would cut the front so that the bangs wouldn't get in their eyes in battle.
The length denoted age and wisdom.

Today's modern mullet is not an anomaly to be mocked. He is a true descendant from an ancient warrior class and should be revered and respected.




From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:59

The mullet is the world's oldest hairstyle.
Warriors would cut the front so that the bangs wouldn't get in their eyes in battle.
The length denoted age and wisdom.

Today's modern mullet is not an anomaly to be mocked. He is a true descendant from an ancient warrior class and should be revered and respected.


Oh My Freakin God!!..Now thats funny!!!

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:00

rhag, that sounds a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Do you think all the mullet wearers would understand this?

Do any of them read?

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:00

Polly: I moved from the Oakland area long ago. I am in CoCoCo now.
Not really planning on moving thats why the dream was out of place besides weird
Did I tell a mullet story lately?

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:07

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:53

sandywoods,did the flats in Merthyr have a plane sticking out the side too ?
Did the demolish them because of leaks.

--------------------------

I was told by a friend, that the stairwells, and lifts used to stink of urine, and the druggies would leave needles and other drug paraphernalia lying around the place. They must have seemed modern in the 1950's and 1960's, but became an undesirable place to live.

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:14

Hahaha!

http://www.ratemymullet.com

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:16

Places like this Manhattan high rise are now mostly co-ops. If you want to purchase, you have to go before a board of other owners. If they don't like you, you can't purchase that condo/apt. Lots of them have swanky renovations.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:19

New FFA and everything,wow,efficient.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:19

Here is one for example:


From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:24



LOL! Very funny, the neighbours can walk by outside, and see you in bed, or worse still, in the nude.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:28

Sandy: them there exhibitionist types! I think it's several stories up so's you'd have to be pretty tall!! LOL

Gonna go read and watch tv for a bit. BBL

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:34

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:00

rhag, that sounds a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Do you think all the mullet wearers would understand this?
____________________________________

Understand this? Are you that ignorant tosslebottom.......

A mullet doesn't know he is an apex predator,he feels it, just as a lion knows that he is the King of the Jungle.
A lion will not run from a gazelle, just as a fully drunk mullet will never run from a "normal".
Interestingly, a group of 3 or more mullets is referred to as a "pride" of mullets.
You can easily spot the dominant male - he will have the largest,fullest plumage, sport a moustache, wear a cellphone and keychain on the belt and will more than likely have dominance over the most tanned of all the woman.



A typical apex mullet - note his dominance over the normals. Lovely plumage with multiple belt accessories.



A typical pride of mullets.

From: faqueawf [faque awf]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:39

rhag what about the hessian mullethead chicks ? such as lita ford

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:41

New FFA - move it on over......

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 14:47

From: faqueawf [faque awf]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 12:35

there are soo many things wrong with the mullett wedding pic
i cant even begin

hi gyps
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

hi!
one thing wrong
preg and smoking a cig
but oh well

I actually think a bong would be a little better
at least the fetus could be rocked right to sleep
in amidst the sounds of the rott doing his dishwater duties
and lapping the dishes clean

are we moving?
if so let me know
I don't come in as much and stephy and me (raha) will be sitting here
talking to each other for ages before it dawns on us

sorry dink 'reehee'

maybe I could use reehee and not feel like a thief

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 11-Oct-2006 15:00



some guys can wear a mullet
and still be hunky

hi Kewl Han Dluke!

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