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Alleged sex fiend pays for hogging pig
The Nation (Bangkok) | Submitted by: Santol
"A man accused by villagers of having sex with a neighbour’s pig agreed yesterday to pay Bt500 in compensation to settle the case. Sa-ngad Hapanna, 39, a resident of Baan Tonnoi in Muang district, yesterday filed a complaint with the village headman after neighbours alerted her the night before, saying they saw the man having sex with one of her pigs."
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From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 15:37
Makin' Bacon. Hey Chid, don't feel so bad. Many of us have awaken in shock after a night of partying and paid for it later.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 15:45
Hey... naeramarth [boredom kills] Date: 10-Oct-2005 21:55 At least they weren't fucking the cows. Now that I think of it, there havent been too many Man Fucks Animal stories lately. Be careful what ya wish for
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 15:54
What do you expect from a country who's capitol is Bang kok. BTW 500 baht is about $25 bucks.
From: albinotreefrog
[life's funny like that]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 16:16
dont really see what the big deal is...i guess its either fuck his wife or a pig, if it was late at night and he was tired could he have told the difference? probably still though maybe the pig was just a better alternative? lol
From: aussiebill [bill]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 17:28
I'm off to Bangkok next week and will be looking for a pig with a smile on her face. I hope she is spared the indignity of being turned into satays
From: boethius09
[Baker Girl]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 17:48
Thanks, lordpakul, for the camel-lover story. But my question is, why is it that they have a law about putting down the camel after it's been "loved" by a man? Could it happen that frequently? Somebody tell me it ain't so...
From: necrophiliac [coldone]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 17:53
and what about child support? all those little piglets with human faces
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 18:12
How does Lord Pakul keep coming up with these funny links? Keep 'em coming, buddy. We approve. Oh, and back to the story. Chid, what you did! You not fuckee pig.
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 19:28
Won't someone please think of the chili?
From: wulfgartheblack [Wulfgar the Black]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 19:54
Kermit is gonna be s-o-o jealous. Lord Pakul, Is that cute pig 'anatomically correct'?
From: wulfgartheblack [Wulfgar the Black]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 20:01
$25? He could have bought Frau Sa-ngad Hapanna's 'virgin' daughter for that much - rented her for the night anyway.
From: ryry [god damn it bones]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 20:28
how fugly(fuckin ugly) does your wife have to be so you would fuck a pig instead
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 20:32
wulfgartheblack, According to the Rotten Library:
Erotic Blow-up Love Piggie
Inflatable pig which looks more like a trucking station's propane tank. One single rear-entry point. [rotten.com] You will have to ask the Rotten Staff Duder for further and better particulars.
From: wulfgartheblack [Wulfgar the Black]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 21:16
LP, I guess I live too far out in the boonies. That link was more than I even want to think about. The inflatable sheep is kind of cute though. I thinks she winked at me...
From: letsbhonest [.]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 21:35
I can't ever imagine fucking that shit they look very grotesque almost like blow up corpses . can't they make them any sexier I forgot what the story was oh yeah fucking a pig what ever lest put this guy against the dog fucker from a few days ago and let them have a animal fuckoff
From: wulfgartheblack [Wulfgar the Black]
Date: 11-Oct-2005 22:04
I had overlooked this in PK's link: Alien Love Doll "The invasion has begun," raves the advertiser's kit. "Make love not war." Stands 50 inches tall, has buzzing, bleeping open mouth. Inflates when you blow into the alien dong area. -------------------------------------------------------------- Do we know where the 'alien dong area' is? Do we want to know?
From: wulfgartheblack [Wulfgar the Black]
Date: 12-Oct-2005 01:29
$12.21 US at current rates. OK not the whole night - four hours.
From: johncobb1972 [john]
Date: 12-Oct-2005 02:55
There was a man in georgia that worked as a butcher. A customer brought in a pig to be slaughtered and butchered. After he left, the butcher decided the pig had a really fine ass and stuffed his meat muscle up in it. This is where it gets good. A pigs pussy is shaped like a cork screw, so is a pigs pecker. Not the case with humans. Needless to say, the man wound up stuck to this 800 pound pig when it got freaked out and bolted out into the streets, with the butcher still attatched and flailing about like the pig fucker that he is. I don't think he has that shop anymore. At least I hope not! He got arrested by the way. Funny shit though.
From: towtenhak [Towtenhak]
Date: 12-Oct-2005 06:41
you never been sirprized like you would be ifn you slept in that there HAWGS PEN n the fellers sneked up on ya n fought liek you was a hawg nossir I no barns at were lots of WEERD STUFF happns an if you wan Im PROVIN IT.
From: towtenhak [Towtenhak]
Date: 12-Oct-2005 10:04
ifn you get stuck juss WAIT TIL IT RAINS N THEN that cole warter ll break ya loose a course ya got to sorta lay low lessn the farmer fella catchya with HIS PIGLERD .
From: towtenhak [Towtenhak]
Date: 12-Oct-2005 12:03
N thats what you do too PAY N PAY N PAY n then you got the SIFFLISS n they done even give ya the ten dollers like the feller sez fer them DURTY PHORTREGRAPFS they done took.
From: liberalsrpussies [Liberals R Pussies]
Date: 12-Oct-2005 14:04
ok...so as i understand this... a guy fucks a pig... it could have been worse, he could have been with Hillary Clinton
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 12-Oct-2005 15:18
the complaining women should get some compinsation for the embarassment that the guy would rather rape her pig than her. thats got to be very embarressing in a third world country and reason for suicide or shunning by society.
From: bigjohnson2 [Your Name Here]
Date: 15-Oct-2005 08:57
Is this what they mean by "Porkin'"?
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 16-Oct-2005 18:14
Does this mean the gal is pimping her pig out? If she gets about twelve bucks every time someone nails the pig, it wouldn't be a bad bit of money. As an aside, an adolescent virgin in southeast Asia used to run about $200, but that was an outright sale, not a "rental." Since rehymenization operations are common in southeast Asia, I would be a little leery of a $200 "virgin."
Updated: 17-Oct-2005 20:24
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