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Murder Cops Dig Up Rubber Girl
Guardian | Submitted by: furpo
"Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end... But when they sliced open the wrapping, they were confronted not by a decomposing corpse, but by a life-sized sex doll, [which] showed signs of repeated use."
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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 09:53
I wonder how they determined the rubber-fuck showed signs of 'repeated use'.....gobs of dried semen, a cored anus-hole, a guinea pig up her twat?
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 09:58
So it looks like someone is practicing to become a rapist/serial killer? Or they just have one person in mind and they want to get it right. Score points for practicing, but minus for getting detected.
From: phuck
[and the horse you rode in on]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 10:28
From: sp00k Date: 4-Sep-2008 10:03 They didn't figure it out until it exploded on the autopsy table ============ Come to find out later that it wasn't wrapped up in a plastic bag at all, just a vinyl burqa.
From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 10:38
Oh, fuck me sideways, didn't these goobers realize when they picked it up that it wasn't heavy enough to be a real body?
From: dmanhack [Scott Sandlin]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 11:07
<img src="http://home.planet.nl/~sante100/images/realdollaction.jpg">
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 11:17
"Our guess is that the owner didn't want to take a risk by throwing it away with the rest of his rubbish," he said. "It was an incredibly irresponsible thing to do." -------------------------- So how does one properly dispose of their used sex doll? ******************* OTP, suck my employed ass....you need the nutrition. And the countdown is at 84 days.....
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 11:35
"a life-sized sex doll, [which] showed signs of repeated use." How did the cops tell it showed signs of repeated use? The vagina, ass, or mouth was torn? The cops sniffed the ass and vagina to determine the amount of use? It was covered in spooge?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 11:51
Hmmmm? When did Pouncy last visit japan? This sounds like the Jap cops unearthed another one of his "skeletons in the closet".. fer christ's sakes!... disgusting. (Pouncy, not the doll) LOL
From: lilfunky [swampass]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 11:51
they could still investigate who wanted to murder the sex doll. what was he supposed to do, throw her in the trash can by the curb? can you f*cking imagine? howling!!
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Sep-2008 12:03
How did the cops tell it showed signs of repeated use? ======= It tasted funny
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 12:15
"Fifteen officers were dispatched to the scene, where they discovered a human form wrapped in plastic and tightly bound around the neck, midriff and ankles, with hair protruding from one end." "The doll, he told bemused reporters, showed signs of repeated use." The fifteen cops investigated the doll throughly, when they had finished their investigations they zipped their pants up.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 12:20
** OTP, suck my employed ass....you need the nutrition. I'm willing to bet my unemployed ass still has more monthly income than you and your monkey combined, and always will. Even if I remain 'unemployed' for the rest of my life, I'll always have coding royalties as revenue. I don't need a paycheck bella, I work because it keeps me from getting too eccentric. (I don't get much 'social environment' otherwise.)
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 12:44
Aww, shoulda sold it on eBay: "One RealDoll, 'good' condition." Someone woulda bought it. And no, the cops couldn't have told the difference by the weight. Unlike blow-up dolls, the good silicone sex dolls are HEAVY. I helped a friend move one last year. I felt like a kinky pallbearer.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 12:48
"Our guess is that the owner didn't want to take a risk by throwing it away with the rest of his rubbish," He warned her repeatedly that if she didn't shape up, that she would end up pushing Daisies. She didn't listen, so he killed her, & buried her. In any event, can you spell:"JOKE"? I'd say that it worked pretty damn well.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 12:49
From: sp00k Date: 4-Sep-2008 11:28  ===== another victim dumped in a river ------------------------- Pontius to the rescue!  
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 12:50
Marty, you worthless fucking jizz-gargling queer..........nice to see. And NO!
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 12:52
If i had a sex doll i would do all the things to it that all the chicks i ever knew frowned upon. Im sure others share my opionions. Anal sex, torture, urination and possibly fecalization upon it, nipple clamps, tie it up in one of those elabarate rope hangers they make in those hardcore videos (though i cant tie knots good) and rape it with one of those hooks with the metal ball at the end, fuck it while its underwater without it complaining, anal beads, choking, atomic wedgy, and make it watch spongebob and south park with me. Frankly theres a lot of sick and perverted things you could do witha blow up doll and thats not even considering having two of them. Im surprised they didnt find it in pieces.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 13:07
"...Im surprised they didnt find it in pieces..."  I'll BET... ..You were like one of those kids I knew from the old neighbourhood that seemed.. .. to "break" almost all the toys you got, by "accident", weren't you SBL? ;)
From: virageblue
[Bluevirage]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 13:09
Glad to be back but anyway personally I would have saved my money for something else and just purchased a Fleshlight instead of a real doll type sex toy. Its easily concealable and the inserts are readily disposed of with a knife if you are that embarrased by the prospect of someone knowing you have a sex toy. Not that I know anything about Fleshlight disposal...or corpse disposal for that matter.
From: 00
Date: 4-Sep-2008 13:20
Is this forum about weird news or about obsessive homosexual posters? I suggest Munchkin to have his OCD taken care of by a psychologist.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 13:20
well some of my toys broke. I wasnt one of those spoiled kids that you see all over now that have fifty million toys and dont give a crap about keeping them neat. I had some army guys, starwar figures and shoe box space ship. THe hans solo lost his face paint wehn i buried him in my sand box for a year, not sure if that was punishment or accidental. the storm trooper lost his fingers to me biting them but that was a chewing thing. Lots of little army soldiers did loose there lives by melting and i had many the burnt olive plastic coated lightbulbs in my room. Also Ozzie Smith, starting lineup baseball figure survived a brutal fireworks attack. Oh and i recreated titanic with my toy boats in the bathtub, Other than that i was good little sirbutlust with my toys....except for the stuffed animals. when your a kid you think stuffed animals are alive and you wonder how they eat. Mine were all good but sometimes the british soldier acted up and i had to use the monkey with the long arms and tails as a noose for his public exectuion. forced marrages, useing the big bear as a sled down the stairs, chewing on one, abducting smurfette from my sister to be forcably hid behind papa smurf, chucking them at my sister, I was a evil ruler of the stuffed animals and they still sit in my old room at my parents (on the second floor in raging heat in the summer. i feel bad) Im afraid to give them away as if they go out and tell other stuffed animals of my attrocicties, they may lead a revolution agianst me.
From: rottengirl [bring on the spankings]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 13:32
Heh, Japanese snuff films with realdolls. THAT would have been an interesting twist ending for the movie "Lars and the Real Girl." I demand a Japanese director's cut. .... Although in that, she'd probably be tentacle raped in all orifices and given an enema before snuffing.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 13:32
Some handy advice: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF. 2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 3. AVOID ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK. 4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER. 5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. 9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 13:56
"..monkey with the long arms and tails as a noose for his public exectuion. forced marrages, useing the big bear as a sled down the stairs, chewing on one, abducting smurfette from my sister to be forcably hid behind papa smurf, chucking them at my sister, I was a evil ruler of the stuffed animals and they still sit in my old room at my parents (on the second floor in raging heat in the summer. i feel bad) Im afraid to give them away as if they go out and tell other stuffed animals of my attrocicties, they may lead a revolution agianst me. .." LOL at SBL .. You sound exactly Randy Hurley and Danny Sorenson! Two of norace's best friends from elementary school!
From: 00
Date: 4-Sep-2008 14:00
Norace, LOOK! There IS LOL  A stamp,, heh heh ON... THE :O doll,, FOR (norace) collection LOL
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Sep-2008 14:02
From: sirbutlust [mike duff] Date: 4-Sep-2008 12:52 If i had a sex doll i would...... ========= 
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 14:09
Vic, OTP is TSS....it stands for One Trick Pony....because he's so twisted about race all the damn time. I'm personally tickled pink that he was fired for sexual harassment. It was probably justified considering his blatant misogynistic attitudes and racists bent. Anyone who is that fucked off about gneder and race would have a hard time concealing it in his day to day life and it just seems like "a little old-fashioned karma coming 'round". Kudos to the black woman who sent him down....I wish I could buy her a dozen roses and a magnum of Dom.
From: helterskelter
Date: 4-Sep-2008 14:21
From: doughnutman [guesswhy] Date: 4-Sep-2008 13:00 The guy was a necrophiliac. He always stored her that way ================= Thats what I was thinking. Maybe he did that to pretend he was a serial killer/necrophiliac and the cops fucked it up. I bet he's pissed.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 14:30
the bitch was askin' for it.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 14:32
O yeah, bella. Say, how did you discover his unfavorable dismissal? Did TSS spill it here? So you are a christmas geek? I could prolly compete with you for that title! I have a vast deco collection and love the lights on the houses, that I put up.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 14:34
"Oh, fuck me sideways, didn't these goobers realize when they picked it up that it wasn't heavy enough to be a real body?" -- Seriously. I've dealt with some pretty light bodies, so light that I didn't need help transferring them. But come on now! This was a blow-up doll! It must of been one of those realistic robot sex dolls or filled with cement or something.. TSS: Just ignore that dumb sp!c (or whatever the fuck she is) whore tacobellcow. Wouldn't you be pissed if you had a loose ass, a saggy brown pussy (the same can be said about her tits!) & the whore has to save every penny she gets just to get fried all day on some shitty pot. Let's not forget her boyfriend! ----> 
From: 00
Date: 4-Sep-2008 14:35
"I have a vast deco collection and love the lights on the houses" ____________________________________________________________________ Is that what turned you gay or did you acquire the collection cause you're a homo?
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 14:55
..'Is that what turned you gay or did you acquire the collection cause you're a homo'.. Actually 00, they are not mutually exclusive, LOL! OK, I will answer- its not what turned me gay; I acquired the collection post-homo, hee-heh. Now let me ask you, um..00-is that the best you can do? And is that all you reveal about yourself, two zeros? You know what two zeros means, right?
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:03
HA! Garg, my cat farted in my face a couple of weeks ago. It was quite loud. After 34 years with cats, that was the first time I heard one fart. too bad she did it five inches from my face. Article: Whomever did this will again be gracing (defiling?) the pages of the Daily Rotten soon enough.
From: 00
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:06
Of course I know the meaning of double-o. It means that I planned to use the handle 007, but I got tired typing. Uh and yes Vic, that's the best I can come up with, for now.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:11
So now cuntwoman is a blatant racist. What an interesting turn of events. I wonder if she'll still "provide comfort in their time need" even if theyre monkeys?
From: 00
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:21
Do monkey, ape and black corpses get balsamicated, too, catwoman? Is it true that blacks have feet like hands, so they can hang upside down in trees to harvest bananas? Are negro dicks really that big? Do they fit into monkeys? Is that (along with the Village People, Freddy Mercury, Vic and that obnoxious Munchkin) why we have AIDS? Do apes, monkeys or blacks smell stronger? I saw in CSI that you can get rid of the smell by using lemons, is that true? Do you smell of corpse? Thank you for your swift answers, catwoman.
From: 00
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:24
Vic, why not put it on the right side? That's so totally asymmetric if you add your xmas tree to that plant and leave the right side empty... Or is asymmetric another 'omo thing?
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:31
Cuntwoman, I'm white.....Scots/Irish....pale as fresh snow and 70 IQ points brighter than your corpse diddling self. If you feel you've got to align yourself with a blatant misogynist to attempt to get back at me, you're a disgrace to women the world over. Trust me, sugar, he doesn't like you anymore than he likes blacks. **************** Vic, I'm actually a Halloween junkie. I just do a little thing here on Rotten during the Christmas season to jerk a few chains. It lasts from the day after Thanksgiving until Christmas Day. Please feel free to join in and harass the stooge crew. It's great fun and leaves me all moist and tingly knowing I piss of soooooo many folks with one harmless little word--which will have it's official holiday unveiling on November 28. Only 84 days left.......
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:31
That pics pretty funny. Hi Catwoman. Thanks for posting.
From: sensuous
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:44
Thanks for posting?? Since when did we thank someone for posting? Fiend, put your dick back in yer pants. P a t h e t i c.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:45
Sorry, 00. I wasn't clear. The plant, left side of cabinet is temporarily outside while the christmas tree is there; other side of the cabinet is the front door-which is why it will not work there. And BTW, its 'mo, NOT 'omo. LOL. Get it right! Maybe queer is easier for you. Yeah, bella, H-ween isn't bad, although I like thanksgiving with the family-when they are in town. I wonder why the rotten posters get bent about you bringin' them xmas cheer?
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:49
From: sensuous Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:44 Thanks for posting?? Since when did we thank someone for posting? Fiend, put your dick back in yer pants. P a t h e t i c. ------------------------------- I would tend to bet that beneath Catwoman's harsh persona lies a tender flower that needs to be protected from the wind. She's probably really hot too! Thanks for posting Sen
From: sirmalek
[greatmalek]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:54
I would tend to bet that beneath Catwoman's harsh persona lies a tender flower that needs to be protected from the wind. She's probably really hot too! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- wow that's the gayest and saddest thing I have read in this forum you must be really lonely to try to score with someone from this forum seriously you probably need one of those blow up dolls.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:58
..wow that's the gayest and saddest thing I have read in this forum you must be really lonely to try to score with someone from this forum seriously you probably need one of those blow up dolls.. *************************************************************************** Wow, that is the straightest and saddest thing I have seen in the forum, ever. LOL
From: sensuous
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:01
I would tend to bet that beneath Catwoman's harsh persona lies a tender flower that needs to be protected from the wind. She's probably really hot too! ---- "you probably need one of those blow up dolls." I was thinking the same thing, but he already had a doll once, right? Thanks for posting.
From: 00
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:04
Vic, that cabinet is not even perfectly centered! And you claim yourself to be a 'omo? (That's the way Ali G says it, so it must be right. Jews are *always* right.) As for that plant, it has to sit all year long in a depressingly dark corner, and when it finally freezes outside, you kick it out just to replace it with some pathetically festooned needle tree? That is equally un'omo than to vaguely positioning a cabinet (which I would rather call a Louis XVI wardrobe). Now don't give yourself the 'coup-de-grace' of un'omoness by telling me that you use a cut xmas tree, as opposed to a potted tree. That would make you the un'omoest 'omo of all 'omos.
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:05
From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys] Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:45 SAnd BTW, its 'mo, NOT 'omo. LOL. Get it right! Maybe queer is easier for you. ===== Nope. Already taken.  They already hijacked gay, You cant have mo. Its homo, f@g, queer, flamer, fairy, butt pirate, fudge packer, pole smoker, or gay.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:06
lol Sen, Vic, Sir Malek I also thinks andy's art is really improving. Thanks for posting
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:07
Actually Pouncy will swear off toy blow up sex dolls.. maybe someday... if ,,only he wouldn't keep lying his nose wouldn't be so be in his picture,, He could then ..one day become a REAL BOY! Pouncy = Pinocchio
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:10
Hey Vic! Nice pic. Sounds like you are the type to go overboard on the xmas gifts. If so, size 6/8, 7 1/2 shoe, classic in a Talbot's way, and no tacky name labels showing. BTW, I can spot knockoffs, so don't even think of going to your local Chinatown.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:12
Hmm..spook; I have never heard pole smoker! I like that! OK, 00, get over it. And BTW, one of my VERY straight friends is a bigger christmas geek than me. Prolly does is for his kids (4) and his inner brat. Check out the pic. Those stars on the tree tops sell for $2-3K, IF you can find them. They are chrystal. 
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:14
Fiend is one of those lonely, pathetic men who yearns for a date.....any date from any woman....he will tolerate the most vile, reprehensible behavior in order to be in the presence of boobies.....he will allow her to use him, abuse him and destroy his credit all on the premise of "she's really a good person, just misunderstood". He is to be pitied and ridiculed harshly.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:17
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:14 Fiend is one of those lonely, pathetic men who yearns for a date.....any date from any woman....he will tolerate the most vile, reprehensible behavior in order to be in the presence of boobies.....he will allow her to use him, abuse him and destroy his credit all on the premise of "she's really a good person, just misunderstood". He is to be pitied and ridiculed harshly. ----------------------------- Don't listem to them Catwoman. They're jealous
From: 00
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:17
'omo (put the accent on the second o) is french for homo, so it fits perfectly well for New York's fine gay community (say comoonitee, accent on ee); but maybe less so for the texas bareback riders.
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:17
Or you could have put DS's head on the doll, that would have been cool.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:19
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:04 From: mikeisgreen [Mike] Date: 4-Sep-2008 15:41 Hi Bella. Want some chili? ------------------ No, thanks. I prefer my lips uncharred, my tongue with sensation and my farts not ablaze. ********************************** So THAT'S why you like squirrels with mayo. All this time I thought it was me. 
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:21
Fiend is one of those lonely, pathetic men who yearns for a date.....any date from any woman....he will tolerate the most vile, reprehensible behavior in order to be in the presence of boobies..... ==== Anything for boobies..... So he's a normal then.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:22
Hey patsy, how ya doin'? Your comment about gifts would be astute considering what a christmas nut I am (OK, I suppose some of ya think I'm a fruitcake now, LOL). However, I eschew the gift giving thing; EXCEPT, for chocolates. My sister taught me how to make cream centers and dip them in chocolate about 15 years ago, so I do gift those to family and friends. I usually make about 20-30 pounds each year, tho this year I will make only about 15. In fact I will make some lemon & lime centers this weekend.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:24
From: sp00k Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:14  You got the reflections in the water and everything. Nice! -------------- Is that sandy's work? No ladyboy, no gay sex, no furry-fag crap? If so, I'm in awe! ( I still won't unblock that wannabe-omo [Thanks for the word 'omo, 00] ).
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:24
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:14 Fiend is one of those lonely, pathetic men who yearns for a date.....any date from any woman....he will tolerate the most vile, reprehensible behavior in order to be in the presence of boobies.....he will allow her to use him, abuse him and destroy his credit all on the premise of "she's really a good person, just misunderstood". He is to be pitied and ridiculed harshly. ------------------------------------ I beg to differ. I'm pretty careful about my credit.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:26
"70 IQ points brighter than your corpse diddling self" Firstly, you're about 170 IQ points dumber than me. Secondly, that's all you idiots ever say.. "corpse fucker this.. corpse fucker that" it's very old, what? You think I didn't hear any of those necro-jokes before? Well I did mainly in high school by a bunch of ignorant kids. I'm not trying to be TSS friend or anything but I will side with anyone over your dumbass. My God you are stupid! Keep counting down the days until you can type "Christmas-y" over & over again you dumb pot-head whore. And I am not a racist! I make fun of everyone, even my fellow Canadians! With anything, there is a time & place for that type of humor. (& I know you all laughed your asses off at that pic!)
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:27
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:14 Fiend is one of those lonely, pathetic men who yearns for a date.....any date from any woman....he will tolerate the most vile, reprehensible behavior in order to be in the presence of boobies.....he will allow her to use him, abuse him and destroy his credit all on the premise of "she's really a good person, just misunderstood". He is to be pitied and ridiculed harshly. ------------------------ You forgot old
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:32
** It was probably justified considering his blatant misogynistic attitudes ** and racists bent. I am racist. 100%. Far more racist than you'll ever be able to conceive. But misogynistic, not so. I love women... it's a love best described as an infatuation. The only women I hate, are n1gger lovers like YOU, bella. That's not hating all women, idiot. You are hardly representative of women, thankfully! ** Kudos to the black woman who sent him down....I wish I could buy her a ** dozen roses and a magnum of Dom. I doubt that bella. She admitted to several people that it never happened. We can't figure out why she lied (I'm not stupid enough to be racist IRL), but she had a grudge against me. You're black warrior has been fired, and I'll be back at work on Monday. HAHA! ** Let's not forget her boyfriend! ----> I knew I liked you for a reason, catwoman. (And ps... fiend is black.) ** If you feel you've got to align yourself with a blatant misogynist to ** attempt to get back at me, you're a disgrace to women the world over. You fuck N!GGERS, IDIOT. YOU are the disgrace to women.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:32
I will also add that no one on this site is to refer to me as sweety, sweetheart, or sugar!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:46
"..Check out the pic. Those stars on the tree tops sell for $2-3K, IF you can find them. They are chrystal. .." Ho Ho Ho ! Vic... Norace, like his fathernorace is a big Christmas guy too,, Norace was VERY , very.. ...pleased when his Granddaughter Lilly was born 5 years ago, so that the Norace family had A "True Believer" AGAIN! I love XMAS and my Children! My old man was poor, but he made XMAS Magic fer me and my 5 brothers and sisters growing up! I still have a hard time fallin asleep Christmas Eve! Ps.. If Pouncy ever "crashes" one of yer Christmas Parties at Home... Make sure yer check his pockets, first before he leaves! LOL
From: pontius
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:47
From: gargoyle1 Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:38 fiend is black? ------------------------ Ever saw a white guy dangling a machete? I thought we'd use more 'appropriate' weapons these days...
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:47
OTP, you loathe women and only see them a sperm receptacles. You particularly loathe me because I see it for what it is.....latent homosexual posturing (apologies to the gay crowd--he's really one of you)....and for the fact that I realize that you are, as are many white men, pathetic, weak, whiny, stupid and brain-washed by the rich to believe you are somehow superior due to a lack of melanin. I doubt seriously that you got your job back.....entirely too convenient. But never fear, Wal-Mart is always hiring. You also admit you are "too smart" (read: too scared) to be racist IRL.....way to stand by those convictions, white boy. I may be a race-traitor, but I am not afraid to stand up for my beliefs and not bow to convention just to make my life easier. You are the worst sort of coward and weakling....the sort that hides behind anonymity to sling his filth and say what his heart demands rather than stand up like a REAL MAN and have the 'nads to take the criticism. Face it, you're a scared little man who is frightened of the black man, the brown man, the yellow man and women of every color. You are utterly sad.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:49
Lol TSS! So true.. Glad you'll be at work again. Liars always get caught! This story is old, but it still sticks in my mind. There was this black guy that was obsessed with me! He wouldn't get it through his thick skull that I wasn't interested. Anyway, long story short, ever time I saw him I'd tell him to "drop dead" & he DID! They found him dead for over a week so it obviously had to be closed casket. I don't know what funeral home he went to, I was just happy it wasn't ours. p.s.- All of you go to hell!
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:52
& I'll post whatever I want you pot-head whore! Now go make love to your banana eating tree climber!
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:52
You're black warrior has been fired, and I'll be back at work on Monday. ************************************* The whole thing never happened, he made the whole "i got fired because of some fucking nigger" story up. Just like tss to write healter skelter on the wall to incite an anti-female, anti-black "uprising.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:53
** He is just trying to eliminate the only competition for the ** Cats affection. Uhggg, I am suprised there is one let alone ** two that would want it. In all honesty, I believe cat is a previous poster who is male. But for the sake of conversation (on my part and everyone else's) I'll play along with it. Noob or not, it's new.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:55
But Ponty, some people need to be hacked to bits with a machete, I'd do it, and I'm as white as it gets, LOL. For most of my killing though I do prefer a chainsaw or a hand grenade stuffed in various orofices.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:56
Um.. You're wrong TSS. I'm 100% woman, & I don't think I like you anymore. Sure I can joke around, but you are a douche. You're just some perverted cock-sucker that hates life.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:57
..'to the gay crowd--he's really one of you'.. Bella, Bella, BELLA! Bite your tongue! I don't believe you. I kind of like TSS's wind-bagging. It is rather humorous. OK, I'm naive to believe a person is not this prejudiced; does strong hate like this exist? OK, I am out and at large. Do not shed blood, rotteneers. Peace be on each of you.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:57
** The whole thing never happened, he made the whole "i got fired because of ** some fucking nigger" story up. Just like tss to write healter skelter on ** the wall to incite an anti-female, anti-black "uprising. I expected you, stfu, to believe me the most. (lol) I wouldn't waste my time 'making stories up'. I'm hardly ever here anymore dumbass. And besides, most rotten posters probably LIKED hearing that I was fired... so I don't understand how you think I posted it as a way to get people pissed about it. ?? You're just stupid, and it gets real fucking tiring.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:01
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:49 Lol TSS! So true.. Glad you'll be at work again. Liars always get caught! This story is old, but it still sticks in my mind. There was this black guy that was obsessed with me! He wouldn't get it through his thick skull that I wasn't interested. Anyway, long story short, ever time I saw him I'd tell him to "drop dead" & he DID! They found him dead for over a week so it obviously had to be closed casket. I don't know what funeral home he went to, I was just happy it wasn't ours. p.s.- All of you go to hell! ------------------------------- You tell the best stories. And tss what's wrong with being black anyway?
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:02
** Face it, you're a scared little man who is frightened of the black man, ** the brown man, the yellow man and women of every color. Yes, I am. They are far more powerful than I am. Why... just look at our world. They rape my women, steal my possessions, my jobs, my education... wreck the economy that my children will have to live in... they do all this and I can't do a damn thing about it. I am powerless. Yeah bella, I'm terrified of them. I'm a white man, designed by nature with TWO goals: 1.) Protect my women (that's why we're bigger and stronger as males, dumbass.) 2.) Protect my race (fornication, baby!) I'm guaranteed to fail both. Ironically, because of my color.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:03
i wanted to believe you got fired, dickbreath. nothing would please me more than to see you out on the street. but as i said originally, theres always another mcdonalds for you to work at.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:04
Go to hell? Honey, I fucking own hell, I got it in a hostile takeover years ago. Wait'll you see the changes I made and what's in store for you!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:05
Bella, you beat the dogshit outta her and yer cleaning the floor dammit, that stuff makes me gag.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:07
Who's taking bets on Ciao vs. Meow? ---------------------------------- Hmmmm, difficult one. One reeks of corpse, the other of nígger. I'd say they both stink.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:09
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:06 You might be sad, ____________________ I recently lost my gumbo limbo
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:10
From: gargoyle1 Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:05 Bella, you beat the dogshit outta her and yer cleaning the floor dammit, that stuff makes me gag. -------------------- I never commit a fine ass-whooping indoors....it inhibits my swing. Any dogshit that is beaten from her will be easily hosed off.....as will the blood, snot and tear that will spill from her pulpy head.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:11
Cow, not even in your dreams could you beat me up! You are an unhealthy pot-head whore. I take very good care of myself! I don't do drugs, I workout in the gym (including weight training), & not to mention the huge bodies I have to deal with. In all seriousness, if you fought me it would be your funeral. I get to kill you & make a profit! I think TSS looks like this: 
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:11
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:49 No, I'm not joking. Fiend is black. ~~~~~~~~ The pictures (yes, plural) of Fiend he is not black. If he is black, he is the whitest black man I have ever seen. Unless, you count that awesome Florida Keys tan of his, in which case he may be blacker than some black men.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:13
Damn it! Did gargoyle just call me honey? Among the others I listed, no one may call me honey or anything similar!
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:15
You won't get me and fiend to argue, bella. It's not like I dislike him. He's not a n!g. I only dislike you and tat. You're fostering the end of your race, and ridiculing your protectors (on whos feet you've placed chains) while you do it. Everyone else is ok by me. The posters that talk shit are fine... I don't expect them to like me, I earn their contempt with a lot of hard work, dipshit! Keep being yourself bella. I'd feel like it wasn't justified when your carcass hangs from street lamps otherwise.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:21
Cuntwoman, I am a healthy, country-bred woman who fixes fence, raises and trains Chow Chows, breaks horses, works cattle and has beaten the shit out of more than one man--all for the fun of it....I would hardly work up a sweat whilst pummeling you. You would be light work compared to what I do for fun, Meow Mix. BTW, if marijuana is a drug, so is coffee.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:21
"The pictures (yes, plural) of Fiend he is not black. If he is black, he is the whitest black man I have ever seen. Unless, you count that awesome Florida Keys tan of his, in which case he may be blacker than some black men." And I thought MJ was the whitest n!gger.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:22
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:11 From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 4-Sep-2008 16:49 No, I'm not joking. Fiend is black. ~~~~~~~~ The pictures (yes, plural) of Fiend he is not black. If he is black, he is the whitest black man I have ever seen. Unless, you count that awesome Florida Keys tan of his, in which case he may be blacker than some black men. ---------------------- I'm sorry to mislead you Phoe, but those pictures are of my white cousin. Funny thing is he's from the bahamas. I'm quite black and I look like Forrest Whitaker, except both of my eyes are sort of googly
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:26
Catcunt, you are TFF. The fastest way to get someone around here to do something is to tell them the exact opposite. i.e. In your most whiney post voice, "Don't call me that?" Fuck you, Sweetie!
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:29
OTP, if white men are protectors, they are doing a piss poor job. In fact, as I've told you before, any violence I've experienced in my life was at the hands of white men. White men who felt entitled to bully, batter, beat and betray women as their birthright. No man of color has ever raised a violent hand against me. No, not all white men are violent, but in my experience, they are more likely to abuse, belittle, lie to and shame women than any other race I've met.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:31
"I am a healthy, country-bred woman who fixes fence, raises and trains Chow Chows, breaks horses, works cattle" Cow all this proves is you're some ugly man-like d!ke. I've taken self-defence, kick boxing (which I'm great at!) & I've beaten my fair share of men too & I'm pretty sure I'm more muscular than you. I'm known as a good woman, but I'm also known as a woman you do not fuck over. Nobody messes with me. But you can think what you want you dumb whore, I KNOW I would beat the shit out of you. & who the fuck is tat? Is that supposed to be me? Stupid self loathing bitch.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:35
Hey there, MV. Would you be a dear and take the Catcunt out for a very special eveing with MV? Show her the very best time you can. mmk? Please, include the unmarked grave at the end of the beautiful night you two share.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:48
"Cuntwoman, I will beat your ass and dance naked in the pale moonlight smeared in your blood, draped in your entrails and wearing your limbs as a skirt while singing "I've Got a Crush On You". Sugar." Sound like you do got a crush on me! Well I wouldn't touch you even with our heavy duty gloves! Keep fantasizing you stupid bitch. Your pot smoking ass would be winded in 2secs, not to mention even if I punched you & missed, the gust of wind from that punch would give you pneumonia & kill you.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:49
Catwoman, are you seeing anyone?
From: pontius
Date: 4-Sep-2008 17:55
Ladies, you're getting repetitive. Why don't you argue who bleeds more during menses.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 18:00
even if I punched you & missed, the gust of wind from that punch would give you pneumonia & kill you. -------------- This woman gets hotter by the minute
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 18:04
It's just the way she says it. It's like funny and beautiful, in a way
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 18:09
Okay, you're horny. We get it! ------------------- No I think this is the real thing.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 18:13
Damn, it's boring here, as usual. I thought we were gonna have a good ole fashioned bitch fight, but alas it is not to be. Fiend, you really should work on that thing, you know, that thing that makes you hit on undertakers. (she probably only digs the graves anyway) Faqueawf, I meant it, fuck off. We don't perform just, because you have popcorn. Phoe out
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 18:13
A Gaussian blur was used on that image so that the head blended in with the otherwise sharper background. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaussian_blur
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 18:30
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 4-Sep-2008 18:14 I try keep ta tell my son Christopher he's half Scot.. On yer Dad's side,,, ;) --------------------------- Thanks for your post ?
From: pontius
Date: 4-Sep-2008 18:41
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 4-Sep-2008 18:14 I try keep ta tell my son Christopher he's half Scot.. On yer Dad's side,,, ;) --------------- I'm pretty sure he's rrrrrrrrolling the Rrrrrrrrr just like Scots. I mean, you inherit those linguistic characteristics when you're adopted, no? Anyway, poor sod that he is, your son. Having you as father must be worse than dragging 20 Kilo of hemorrhoids behind oneself.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Sep-2008 18:55
Yes, I saw it when sp00k reposted it. I'm amazed - no gay sex, no furry-fag-crap, no ladyboy. sandy must be on new meds. DS, you know I wouldn't mind a swim with you... who cares about the suit, hehe.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Sep-2008 19:06
Lesse, can't call ya honey, sweety or sugar, guess it's blackstrap molasses then. Evening Phoe, Bella, DS, Ponty, etc.
From: 00
Date: 4-Sep-2008 19:30
I'm glad that scared2live is happy. We should all be. Although, [s]he seemed a little hysteric, didn't [s]he?
From: pontius
Date: 4-Sep-2008 20:23
I have no idea how Google did it, but their newest product, the Google Chrome browser, is fucking bloody fast! http://www.google.com/chrome?hl=en Only for Windows for now, shittypants, hahaha!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 20:30
Exploding sex dolls. Only Fools and Horses - Danger UXD / part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfyWfvNz9Z0 Watch and enjoy. Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjNqZYplql0
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 20:53
From: pontius Date: 4-Sep-2008 20:23 I have no idea how Google did it, but their newest product, the Google Chrome browser, is fucking bloody fast! http://www.google.com/chrome?hl=en Only for Windows for now, shittypants, hahaha! ------------------------------------ 
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 20:59
OH MY DOG! This video is funny as hell! Death Metal Dog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDt4mSspe04 /out again, just wanted to share that with ya'll. Watch it you won't be sorry. Funny stuff!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 21:09
(fade in image of homeless young woman with baby, sleeping in filthy alley) 40-something white female announcer VO: "As Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin slashed funding for programs that provided shelter to unwed teen mothers. "Now, she wants the American public to provide shelter to one unwed teen mother -- her daughter" (fade in image of The White House) VO: "Are these the "Family values" we really want in the White House?"
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 21:50
RE: seen that or seen as I just saw it again on another thread and I am about to pull my hair out. People, please, when using these terms it is seeing not seen. e.g./e.i.: Seeing as you all have a problem with this one I thought I would help out. Thank you for grammatically correctness. haha
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 21:54
So Arby's is having this "5 for $5.95" sale? So I drove through and got 5 regular roast beef sandwiches for 5.95, then I went around and drove through again and got 5 large Jamocha shakes, then I drove around again and got 5 large curly fries, then I drove around again and got 5 more regular roast beefs. The girl says, you know, you can get all that at one time, you don't have to keep driving around and around; you know that, don't you? And I say, yeah, but you have really nice hooters and I love to see you lean over and hand me my order. So she maced me. Now, I OWN the restaurant and can eat all I want there and fuck her up the ass all day as well. I weigh 475 pounds. Thank you, drive through.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 22:06
hahaha! Just say because instead. I thought I was country, but I guess I'm not as countrified as some. seeing, seeing as, seeing as how, seeing that "The participial Seeing [that] she wasn’t ready, he sat down is Standard. Seeing as and seeing as how are conjunctions meaning “because” and are limited to the lower levels at best; some conservatives consider both locutions—especially seeing as how—countrified and unacceptable at any level." http://www.bartleby.com/68/53/5353.html
From: pontius
Date: 4-Sep-2008 22:12
I've seeing as many as 2,500 movies in my life. Phoe, forgive my ignorance, but your grammar rules somehow don't sound right. Maybe I've just never being that attentive in English classes.
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 22:17
SBL: ha ! that's nuthin. after spending 100s of hours detailing dozens of WW II plastic models from aircraft to tank transports, I recreated said war in the adjoining school yard equipped with a can of lighter fluid and plenty of matches. it was a cathartic thing, all that plastic burning and melting after investing such care attention and pride. all up in flames, just like the real thing. I learned that day destroying stuff is a lot faster and more visceral fun than creating them. how this bodes for the future God only knows. I'm hoping it is going to be a lot of fun.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 22:24
I am so frickin country, in fact, a little babee possum came up ta the slidin glass door just now. I was gonna catch it and cook ya'll up somethin ta eat, but seen as ya'll prolly already ate, I let it go. It was a tad smaller than this un so it prolly wouldn't a fed ya all, anyways.  I think it was lost. That makes me sad. Too small to be wondering around by itself. The coons'll get it.
From: threemileshigh [long you live and high you fly]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 22:28
i think the problem with america is that the late night fast food drive thrus hold too much power. think about the fact that these places keep together truckers whom work to supply the nation and dedicate their lives to bleak late night waffles and the life blood of the economy so i may enjoy the luxury of blonde necessities and supplies while tomorrow afternoon seeps into my windows 3k miles away. the issue here, is that late night food eateries accept almost any slob, putting pressure on most decent places in the day light towards lowering all our standards. since when can anyone order a slab of swordfish in a wifebeater and camo shorts? since 2003, the foulest year of our lord== purpose.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 22:40
LOL Stud Some shit I just read says possum growl. So do coons. I've heard 'em. And cats scream. Not pleasant to hears for 5 minutes or more some times. Their cries slowly get weaker and weaker. Yay! Dead cats!  <- clic it, it's not gross, I swear
From: pontius
Date: 4-Sep-2008 22:54
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 4-Sep-2008 22:46 Pontius, use proper verbage or you'll start to sound like Norace. -------------- I'm just applying your grammar rules, Phoe?! Anyway, the joke's old enough, I agree. (By the way, isn't it "start sounding like" ... oh forget it, he he he).
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 23:01
"they look like big ass rats. with a mouth full of needles. " All babee animals are qute! But, I'd still wear the gloves. Tonight is mispeel as much as possible nite. Just soes ya know, I can speel cute. *I tride to mispell mispell, butt I steal had to go bake and mispell it agane. It taykes a concentraited efort too mispell one porpose.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 23:05
Ralph, you forgot the c in comes or is this like the 'omo thing? Pontius, I was fucking around, but truthfully and I probably shouldn't admit this here, seeing 'seen as' or 'seen that' is a pet peeve of mine. I'll live though, even if you post it on every single post. I've survived christmas-y for two years now.
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Sep-2008 23:20
A friend found an orphaned bobcat once. It looked pretty scrawny so they took care of it until they could give it to fish & game dpt. Cute furry little guy could bite thru a welding glove. amazingly strong for his size.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 23:30
From: ralph [R] Date: 4-Sep-2008 23:26 Vaginally intersected contritosity. ~~~~~~~ Ralph, start making sense or slap your face really hard. psss, we all know he won't start making sense. Too bad we can't watch the slap.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 23:34
Stud, why you gettin on that woman just because her daughter is a slut? Sara probably tried to raise the slut right and she turned out to be a slut. Not the mother fault at all, sluts have free will just like the rest of us.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Sep-2008 23:46
He's so gay He's so gay He's very very gay He's so gay He's so gay And he likes to be that way With his keys all on the right He's into rubber every night He's so gay He's so gay He's ALMOST EVERYONE TODAY He's okay He's okay He's got a role he wants to play He's okay He's okay He's just a cowboy for a day Of course, his evening's not complete Without some meat in the seat; Let's skate away Down Santa Monica today Maybe he wants a little spanking Maybe he'll eat a little chain Maybe his lover should be thanking him For the way he makes it sprinkle Into drops of GOLDEN RAIN He's so gay He's so gay He rules the city in a way You could say You could say It's sorta different today All the taffeta and chintz And every Leather Boy's a PRINCE Hey hey hey! Please don't look the other way You could be just like him TOMORROW! Maybe you'll get a chance To borrow (Borrow) His bouquet And maybe later...MAYBE LATER We'll ALL BE GAY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y! DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME? FZ
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 23:55
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 4-Sep-2008 23:34 Stud, why you gettin on that woman just because her daughter is a slut? Sara probably tried to raise the slut right and she turned out to be a slut. Not the mother fault at all, sluts have free will just like the rest of us. ... maybe because as Governor of Alaska she cut funding for programs that provided shelters and halfway houses for unwed teen mothers. Now she wants to raise her own unwed teen mother in the White House.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 4-Sep-2008 23:57
Hey phoe, pontius, sp00k (fuck off ralphie). My face still looks like shit, but not so bad that I cannot cover it up with foundation. I've finally mastered the make-up skills of 16-year-old girl at age 32, so I am proud. No epilepsy detected. I suffered a cerebral contusion, and the fall most likely due to my blood sugar dropping too low and causing me to faint. Thanks for asking. If anyone on the forum wasn't asleep yet, they most likely are now.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 00:06
ralphie, do you even know what a vagina looks like anymore? Or has it been THAT long since you held a mirror between your legs and studied the reflection down there?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 00:28
US military casualties in Iraq, March 2003 - August 2008: 4,122 US military casualties in Vietnam, April 1968 - December 1968: 4,815
From: pontius
Date: 5-Sep-2008 00:44
Murder Victims in the US by Race and Sex, 2004 Race Total Male Female Unknown White 6,929 5,031 1,896 2 Black 6,632 5,562 1,067 3 Other 365 269 95 1 Unknown 195 128 41 26 Total 14,121 10,990 3,099 32
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 01:05
Oh, this is some fun mocking missing and abducted children. By now you're thinking, what an asshole - I hope one of HIS kids goes missing or is abducted. but WAIT! If you only knew.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 03:27
I shan't read through all the bullshit; but is Abe Vigoda dead? That cocksucker must be a goddamn vampire....he's what 312 tear 'young'.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 04:24
 haha andy, you're getting better with the pshop. The reflection is a nice touch. pontius, you should post more pics. of yourself so andy can make more funny gifs.
From: sensuous
Date: 5-Sep-2008 04:35
pontius, you should post more pics. of yourself so andy can make more funny gifs. --- Cracker the first one was bad enough. He looks like some used up greasy haired car salesman.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Sep-2008 04:40
Why cracker, you like to see me that often? Senseless, thanks for the compliments. I didn't make it to car salesman yet, though. 00, relax. Take a deep breath and breathe out slowly, 3 times. Hi the rest (except shitty-pants).
From: pontius
Date: 5-Sep-2008 04:48
It's somehow flattering to be the main subject of the FFA before even posting. Must be my charm & charisma.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 04:51
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 5-Sep-2008 04:42 dammit sandy, Ponti is not talking to me anymore, again. now go put Sarah Palin's head on this girl, pronto! ----------------------------------- Not possible! Animated gifs have a limited colour palette, so many of the tools used for adjusting colour, brightness and for touching up don't work. This effectively means the only editing that can be done with a gif is cut and paste. Now if you could find me the original video I could do something.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Sep-2008 04:56
Shitty-pants, you idiot just have to break up the frames and convert them to RGB. Every 6-year-old photoshopper knows that. No need to thank me for the free advice. And yes, I let you out of the box, for now.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 04:59
From: pontius Date: 5-Sep-2008 04:56 Shitty-pants, you idiot just have to break up the frames and convert them to RGB. Every 6-year-old photoshopper knows that. No need to thank me for the free advice. And yes, I let you out of the box, for now. ----------------------------- Fine, try it yourself then. I await the finished animation.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:10
Shitty-pants. Do you really think that after 10 hours of programming and designing websites, I'd continue photoshopping for the rotten tards? Ha ha ha, funny guy. By the way, I've been using Photoshop since version 3, and I'm not talking CS3.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:13
"Do you really think that after 10 hours of programming and designing websites, I'd continue photoshopping for the rotten tards?" You manage to spend enough time posting here.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:21
Pontius, if you are so proficient with PhotoShop, you could create an animation in next to no time. Prove yourself. Me, I'm just a PhotoShop noob.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:26
From: pontius Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:22 I gave up hacking almost 15 years ago, so don't worry [too much] about it. -------------------------- There's a shame. A British hacker just got a FREE holiday in the US for hacking. http://www.theage.com.au/news/technology/ufo-hacker-extradited-to-us/2008/07/31/1217097381395.html
From: sensuous
Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:27
Me, I'm just a PhotoShop noob. --- Which surprises me. Not only do you do a good job, but I know you're not stupid. So why didn't you do it before/sooner?
From: pontius
Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:28
Sandy, I don't feel the need to prove anything on here. It doesn't pay anyway. I'm here to switch off, read useless crap and enjoy my Schadenfreude.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:35
From: sensuous Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:27 Me, I'm just a PhotoShop noob. --- Which surprises me. Not only do you do a good job, but I know you're not stupid. So why didn't you do it before/sooner? --------------------------------- Sensuous, I've only been Photoshopping for the last 2 months or so, so that makes me a noob. Before that, all I could ever do was copy, paste and draw with MS Paint.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:38
"...eight charges of computer fraud. Each charge potentially carries a sentence of up to 10 years in prison and $US250,000 in fines." -------- I wouldn't exactly call that free.
From: sensuous
Date: 5-Sep-2008 05:39
Yes, I know your a noob at it. I'm just surprised it took you this long with what computer knowledge you have. Okay I need to get, Have a day guys.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 06:24
No Shit I love it when the girls smack down..And throw TSS in there..Pure Gold!! Bella and Cat/copwoman gone?? That was some good stuff!!! Morning All!!!
From: pontius
Date: 5-Sep-2008 06:32
I'm so bloody romantic, it's frankly astounding! http://www.jango.com/stations/33112460/tunein?u=0&song_id=94829 To all the girls I've loved before Who traveled in and out my door I'm glad they came along I dedicate this song To all the girls I've loved before To all the girls I once caressed And may I say I've held the best For helping me to grow I owe a lot I know To all the girls I've loved before The winds of change are always blowing And every time I try to stay The winds of change continue blowing And they just carry me away To all the girls who shared my life Who now are someone else's wives I'm glad they came along I dedicate this song To all the girls I've loved before To all the girls who cared for me Who filled my nights with ecstasy They live within my heart I'll always be a part Of all the girls I've loved before The winds of change are always blowing And every time I try to stay The winds of change continue blowing And they just carry me away
From: pontius
Date: 5-Sep-2008 06:34
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 5-Sep-2008 06:17 Damnit don't make me start posting cute furry pics -------------------- Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuleaz. sandy just left the building, just enjoy the nfffffa (non-furry-fag-filled-ffa).
From: pontius
Date: 5-Sep-2008 06:49
I've adapted "Elvis has just left the building" (Zappa) to suit my bestest friend sandy: Sandy has just left the building - Those are his footprints, right there Sandy has just left the building - To climb up that construction stair He gave away Photoshops once in a while; Had crap in his underpants, Yes, he had style! Bell-bottom jump-suits? That's them in a pile, But he don't need'em now, 'Cause he's makin' Mario smile! Sandy has just left the building -- Those are his footprints, right there Sandy has just left the building -- To fart up that ree’kin air The workers all love him, He brings them relief With droplets of moisture Into his handkerchief! Cher'bim 'n ser'phim Jizz over his head -- Jesus, let him cum bareback! Cause we want him dead. Sandy has just left the building - Those are his footprints, right there Sandy has just left the building - To pay him for sex just ain’t fair So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat? He knows nobody loves him - We'll just watch him eat, So take down the foil From his hotel retreat, And bring back the fling For beggars in the street! Sandy has just left the building - Those are his footprints, right there Sandy has just left the building - To photoshop more in despair He's down there with Mario, in mom’s big purple chair
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Sep-2008 06:52
I have to go to a fucking Katholick mass for a dead person I don't even fucking know today. I'm going to have a hard time. I hate Katholickism and I'm going to be bored, so I'll be tempted to start making fun. I hope they all suck my ass. On a fun note, the remnants of Gustav are supposed to be here tomorrow along with the possibility of Hanna arriving at the same time. I'll be glad I live on the 4th floor, hopefully the water won't get this high. I hate my life.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:00
I'm hoping closed casket, considering the way it died. Wonder if any bits were stolen and sold black market?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:03
Goyle- Skip the mass and just show up for the wake. If anyone says anything just say "Sorry I thought this was when the service was going to be held". Once everyone is good and shitfaced they'll forget all about it.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:14
Goyle, Roll up his pant leg, flesh or PVC piping? The good thing about funerals is that there is one less person in my life I have to deal with. But otherwise it is a fucking waste of 2 days.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:29
Patsy, yeah, I'm thinking of knocking on his legs, etc. Looking for missing bits. Gotta do something for amusement anyhow. Hell I didn't even know him, some grandson of the wifes cousin or some shit. Why do I give a shit? Why should I waste my time sitting there listening to some moron alterboy loving priest yap? Wish I had an Ipod man, Hera, that pic, what's wrong with it? I can't see it unless it's that #5 has a face that could stop trains and sink ships.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:33
Okay, fine. Be that way. I see 7 pieces of jailbait. Is Waldo in the picture? WTF? Don't make me think about this all day. Is this like those abstract pictures that you have to stare at it a long time to see an image? Answer me damn it! This is worse than trying to get a bad song out of your head.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:33
Hera, that pic, what's wrong with it? I can't see it unless it's that #5 has a face that could stop trains and sink ships. ======= She's not that bad in the original, it got distorted when villagephotos optimized it. I can't figure it out either, aside from the fact that they aren't nekkid. That's why I'm asking
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:43
Goyle, do you have to go to the 2-day wake and then the burial? If so, that really sucks. That annoyance should only be reserved for immediate family. Hate when I have to go to a second cousin twice removed from ex-brother-in-law, sister's funeral. I'm like a kid that get bored really easily. Then you have to hug everyone and by the end of the evening I am wondering what cold and disease will I bring home with me tonight? What bullshit it all is.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:47
Hera, you don't know? I am going to kill you! Great. Now I have to print the fucking thing, get a ruler, draw a grid, get my magnifying glass and go over it grid by grid. Where in Texas do you live again? Houston? I'll be there in 4 hours. ps. stock up your liquor cabinet.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:52
I hope it's not the whole 2 day horse shit. I'll kill someone if I have to go again, specially as the weather here is going to turn to some serious shit this weekend. You know, what's left of Gustav and then Hanna. We already have storm watches and flood watches posted here in CT. I'm not driving half way across the state in a goddamn tropical storm. Patsy, Yeah, I get bored shitless at that kind of thing and with these creeps, I'll prolly end up with pneumonia or worse.
From: sp00k
Date: 5-Sep-2008 08:00
From: gargoyle1 Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:52 I hope it's not the whole 2 day horse shit. I'll kill someone if I have to go again ==== but then you'll have to go to another one
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 08:03
Goyle, call in a bomb scare. It's extreme, but what the hell. Other than that, I got nothing. I feel bad, esp when you are made to go. Sometimes the repercussions for not going are worse than the actual event. That blows.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Sep-2008 08:07
sp00k Date: 5-Sep-2008 08:00 From: gargoyle1 Date: 5-Sep-2008 07:52 I hope it's not the whole 2 day horse shit. I'll kill someone if I have to go again ==== but then you'll have to go to another one =========== Could end up in a mobius loop there couldn't I? Fuck me to tears I hate family.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Sep-2008 08:08
Patsy, LOL@ anthrax. OK, time for some popcorn, so later taters. I'm sure I'll be in a shitty mood by the time I get back here tonight.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 08:56
FOUND ON CRAIG'S LIST - what an awesome answer... What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms -What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings -Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)? - Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there? - Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out? - How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 432279810 THE ANSWER Dear Pers-431649184: I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament. Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it. Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful! So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you! So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation. With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way. Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
From: archangel [Frank Alverio]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 09:01
**Oh, fuck me sideways, didn't these goobers realize when they picked it up that it wasn't heavy enough to be a real body?** Nope cause 1) Sound like it was a Solid Sex doll (such as a "realdoll" or Hustler silicone&foam doll) in order to be "bound up" and to be discarded in such a way as to look as a possible corpse dump 2) Decomposing bodies weigh less then living ones as bulk of weight is from bodily fluilds coursing through living tissue which is also "mostly water"
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 09:34
"Oh, fuck me sideways, didn't these goobers realize when they picked it up that it wasn't heavy enough to be a real body?** Nope cause 1) Sound like it was a Solid Sex doll (such as a "realdoll" or Hustler silicone&foam doll) in order to be "bound up" and to be discarded in such a way as to look as a possible corpse dump 2) Decomposing bodies weigh less then living ones as bulk of weight is from bodily fluilds coursing through living tissue which is also "mostly water"-" Well that's why I said it mus of been one of those life-like dolls. Also, even before decomposition I've dealt with bodies that were really light but even if it were just skeletons it would still weigh more than a standard blow-up doll. Isn't gargoyle Irish? I hear embalming is not a common practice in Ireland. I agree that funerals can be really boring especially if you don't know the person well! But it's awful nice of you to go. If the deceased were in my care I'm sure I could of cleaned him up nicely!
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 09:54
such as a "realdoll" or Hustler silicone&foam doll.. Those dolls are friggin expensive to be just throwing out like that..Their like 5-10K..And they have a "Stephanie" Doll..My Boss was looking them up once. Yeah..he's got an odd side to him
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 10:10
Clit, check out the hand on # 4. ======== It is a large hand, but not freakishly so. Is that what this brick shitting is about? I think some /b/tards are spending way too much time staring at Jailbait pics.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 10:14
"...after spending 100s of hours detailing dozens of WW II plastic models from aircraft to tank transports, I recreated said war in the adjoining school yard equipped with a can of lighter fluid and plenty of matches. it was a cathartic thing, all that plastic burning and melting after investing such care attention and pride. all up in flames, just like the real thing. .." Hmmm.. I never used my "fresh good stuff" fer "battle"... When I was a kid , my younger brother would invariably at some point "accidently damage" said models i'd built. After I pounded him a good one (the little fucker) I would end up taking said model(s) outdoors to be "sacrificed fer fun" ! Yer sound like my yer about my age.. sorry
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 10:19
Those dolls are friggin expensive to be just throwing out like that..Their like 5-10K..And they have a "Stephanie" Doll..My Boss was looking them up once. Yeah..he's got an odd side to him ======== 5-10k and she can't even cook or clean? What a rip off. I guess she keeps her mouth shut (er at least when not in use) which is worth something.
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 10:32
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 5-Sep-2008 09:43 holy ever-lovin lordy! my foot is huge and yellow. i have a lovely cankle. waiting for morphine. ------------------------------ I have a special orally-administered supplement for you one, high in fructose and prostaglandins which will help
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 10:36
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 5-Sep-2008 10:27 Clit. Have to blow it up. Looks to be a prosthetic hand or summit you buy for halloween. ======== ha ha those blow-up types look like malformed beach balls, I just googled Real Dolls and went to the site, those are a lot more realistic
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 10:42
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 5-Sep-2008 08:56 --- Guess you need one of those duck stamps to hunt this naked hooker through central park (Alaskan style).
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 10:53
Female RealDoll With the following Specifications: Body 8 Face 8 "Stephanie" Fair Skin Tone Light Blue Eyes Natural Eye Shadow Light Eye Liner Brown Eye Liner Natural Lips French Manicure Nails Hair Style 0706 Brown Hair Color Shaved Pubic Hair $6499.00 Shipping is $550.00. and if you want to up a cup size its $750.00.. LMFAO
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:00
$6499.00 -------------------------- Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:10
Looks fake to me. --------- Looks more real than a sweaty palm.
From: stephylou
[Stephy]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:11
Yeah..you'd think..Wonder what their revenue is and who the fuck is lonely enough to purchase a orfised (s/p) mannequin??
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:15
who the fuck is lonely enough to purchase a orfised (s/p) mannequin?? ----------------------------- Maybe loneliness isn't the issue. "Stephanie" would probably never call the police.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:17
"who the fuck is lonely enough to purchase a orfised (s/p) mannequin??" Could be useful if you need an extra passenger in the car.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:18
You'd never have to listen to her talk about her "feelings"
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:19
Maybe loneliness isn't the issue. "Stephanie" would probably never call the police. ======== She doesn't bruise up when you beat her, that's another plus I suppose, no akward "I fell down the stairs" moments.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:19
And she probably doesn't bruise very easily.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:21
The tracks are converging on beat the shit out of your love doll!
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:23
Spook, if they're covered with skin, they're real.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:24
From: stephylou [Stephy] Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:20 She also cant cry or scream either..isnt that part of the fun?? or bleed or bruise..or squirm to attempt to get away ======== You could make a soundtrack clipped from porno and horror movies and choreograph it to the beating (holy fuck, I've been on Rotten for too long) You people are warping my poor innocent mind!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:24
Fuck me, now we have tropical storm wind warnings, flood warnings, all kinds of shit happening tomorrow. Sounds like it could be fun. My first hurricane, sorta. What's making it really interesting is that what's left of Gustav is supposed to be here tonight and tomorrow as well. Could be wet and breezy. Be my luck the power will go out.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 11:34
13. How does sex feel with a RealDoll? When penetrated, a vacuum is formed inside the doll’s entries which provides a powerful suction effect. This effect is strongest in the RealDoll’s oral entry. Some of RealDoll's users have reported intense orgasms due to this specific feature. If you are especially interested in oral sex with your doll, we recommend faces with larger mouths such as the faces 12 (Britney) and 16 (Gabrielle). LOL! 23. Can a RealDoll support itself enough to do it "doggy" style? No, you will need to use a support to assist the weight distribution for doggy style. The RealDoll shoulder, elbow and knee joints do not lock and the dolls cannot support their own weight. We recommend supporting the doll’s upper body with pillows to assure that this position will be maintained during use. Posing the doll over a table or sofa also allows for doggy style positions.
From: static
[arking quotes]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 19:41
6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. *** Spewed diet coke from the nose. Funny stuff.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Sep-2008 01:15
Sorry to jump in at this late hour; it is true that Bella is a n1gger-fucking whore and a race-traitor to boot. I suppose it is ill-mannered, impolite, and politically incorrect to enunciate such indisputable unpalatable facts about a fellow 'rottener'; but there we are. It is sometimes hard to admit to what we truly are......this is true of us all; more so with mendacious miscegenation I should imagine however. How wise you are. (your writing is improving at a modest rate Bella; though.......don't try to overdo the glibness; it cheapens the gravitas of the discourse) No charge.
Updated: 12-Sep-2008 01:15
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