Daily Rotten Forum Experience

From: enigma [John]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:23

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello."
I politely said, "This is Chris. May I please speak with Robin Carter?"
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an @$$hole!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word '@$$hole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an @$$hole!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic '@$$hole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're interested in the Caller ID program?"
He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.
I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an @$$hole!"
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first @$$hole, ( I had his number on speed dial ), I thought I had better call the BMW @$$hole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're an @$$hole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two @$$holes to call. But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be So, I came up with an idea.
I called @$$hole #1.
"Hello."
"You're an @$$hole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"@$$hole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, @$$hole."
Then I called @$$hole #2. "Hello?" he said.
"Hello, @$$hole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!"
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your @$$," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, @$$hole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now." Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 4 News about the gang war going down on West 34th Street. I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I saw two @$$holes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.
NOW, I feel better. Anger management really works.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:25

From: enigma [John]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:25

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client who had lost his house in Hurricane Katrina and wanted to rebuild. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to the parcel of property being offered as collateral..

The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the Lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply:

(Actual letter):
"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:

(Actual Letter):
"Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been received. I note that you wish to have title extended further than the 194 years covered by the present application. I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana was purchased, by the U.S., from France in 1803, the year of origin identified in our application. For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain .

The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Isabella. The good queen, Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus' expedition.

Now the Pope, as I am sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana. God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it, AND the FHA.

I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we have our damn loan?

Sincerely......"

He got the loan.

From: enigma [John]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:27

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spooky.

8) ! David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this! and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me"

12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry

From: enigma [John]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:29

Just to let you know those were all contributed by Rotten members.

From: enigma [John]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:35

Enigma out!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:37

Nite John...hope tomorrows a better day for you

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:41

Nitenite Enigma.

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:44

Bye, John. I hope you weren't think I was being mean to you, and I sincerely hope you feel better soon.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:47

Hi guys.

So anybody screwing themeselves on sleep?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:49

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:50

Hello IK.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:50

define "screwing themselves"

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:52

Just stopping in on my way to work.
I'll probably "see" you again in 12 hours or so.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 01:59

Bye IK.

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:03

Hi, ikthool, (if you are still there).
Cannot sleep either...
Just catching up on email and some minor work bullshit.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:18

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:19

Couldn't agree more.....almost bored enuff to go fold a big pile of laundry

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:24

BP you might as well fold the laundry.
This thread is a

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:24

Think I MUST be bored..came across Michael Boltons profile and it actually looks interesting. Fuck...get me outta here

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:25

Hey Pets...hows that patient from the other night?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:31

BP she is still in the hospital.
Had a stroke. They will probably let
her come home in a few days.

This actually looks more interesting than what's
been going on here all night.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:34

Think I might have to go and do it....I can't keep putting it off....probably should have done it before the kids went to bed..ah well, guess I'll be back later to see if things have warmed up any

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:39

Bye BP! I will see ya tomorrow night. I get
off work in an hour and a half. So I will
prolly be gone when you get back.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:42

"MV I would not be amused either.
I got it in the eye once. Semen burns
your eyes."

PETS, it's COKE you are supposed to snort not COCK. Sheesh.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:45

I am sooooo upset with Mr Duder Esq.
I found an article from Norway where someone found some "fur" in a taco from a resturant and sent it in with the headline

"Eat my hairy taco".

Now I ask you, is that not good enough ?
Why do I sweat my brain out to think of this stuff only to have it disregarded by some Californina hippy dipshit ?
I may start my own rival site "The Daily Whinge"
Canadians NOT welcome (except for Dinktoucher).

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:45

Well that took me a whole five furkin minutes...its only 815pm here...what am I supposed to do for the rest of the night?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:46

Hmmm a whinging Pom....how unlikely is that!

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:47

I think he does it deliberately you know. Duder hates me, just cause I called him a "worthless turd not fit to wipe the arse of a diseased manatee".
I mean, what's wrong with that.
Guy needs to grow a handful of balls.
Fat wimp.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:48

I think he does it deliberately you know. Duder hates me, just cause I called him a "worthless turd not fit to wipe the arse of a diseased manatee".

***************

LOL! Yeah..I reckon thatd do it everytime

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:49

Ah an Australian of "very little brain"
How unexpected is THAT !
Are you an abo bushpig only I thought they were the ones into "bush tucker" (eat my bush ?).

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:51

No Og...Im not an indigenous Australian...Im almost as pale as your Pommy ass. Not into eating bushes myself

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:52

PETS, it's COKE you are supposed to snort not COCK. Sheesh.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Git I was not snorting it. We were using the ever
faithful pull out method and there was a serious
problem with his aim. Or maybe now that I think
of it he was right on target. Hmmm I wonder.

From: sk8terboy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:52

Hiya mate!
How RU feeling this morning Mr Kurekuretakora?
Did U take up sabotage's kind offer of yesterday?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:52

Don't concern yourself bush, every now and then I like to try to get myself banned by insulting the rotten staff (in case they read this drivel).
Hasn't worked yet.

I just found this picture. I used to look a bit like the guy in front xxxx years ago.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:54

Youd admit to looking like that?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:56

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:54

Youd admit to looking like that?
~~~~~~~~~
You should see him now!

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:57

BP ask sk8terboy he knows what git looks like.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:59

Well, Sk8terboy? dont keep me in suspense

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:59

I now resemble a (slightly plump ) Oscar Wilde.
Or Mrs Thatcher in jeans.
What's wrong with being a skinhead anyway ?
You'd rather I admitted to my "village people" phase.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:00

Hmmm which one of the Village People? You didn't try the bikie look did you?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:01

Oh good t8terboy is here. My day is never complete with out a dumbass perv to cheer me up.
Sabotage would have to have an awfully long cock to reach me from California and judging from the picture he posted that he ain't got.
He is short by approx 1999 Miles 1759 yards and 7 inches.

(not counting goolies).

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:02

I now resemble a (slightly plump ) Oscar Wilde.
Or Mrs Thatcher in jeans.
-----------

LOL

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:03

Git have a good day.

BP have good evening.

Time for last rounds and then home.
Until next time.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:04

Cya Pets have a good un...

OG, youre in fine form tonight/today!!

From: sk8terboy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:04

Well mate, I did C a photo of kurekuretakora sat on a rock feeling his backside.
It's been removed from the Adidasboy forums.
I can't find it.

____________________________________________

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 02:59

Well, Sk8terboy? dont keep me in suspense

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:04

pets. Maybe a little too much detail there.
Nothing ends a romnatic evening better than a squirt of spunk where it's not wanted eh ?
Running round the room naked, dripping "fanny batter" on the carpet, screaming "Fuck, my eye". Your beau, chasing close behind, confused as he, naturally, assumes this is an instruction.

What a lovely picture that conjures up.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:06

T8terboy for the last time, the "rock" was COLD.
Why would I fondle my own arse. I can pay people for that if I want too.
It is actually the sacred stone of the Hittites at their capital city Hattusas, you probably knew that I'm sure.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:06

Running round the room naked, dripping "fanny batter" on the carpet, screaming "Fuck, my eye". Your beau, chasing close behind, confused as he, naturally, assumes this is an instruction.

What a lovely picture that conjures up.
*******

LOL!! And youre a sick puppy for conjuring it up at all!

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:07

"romnatic" another great word invented by accident.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:08

and its meaning is?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:10

Whinging plom to "sick puppy" in only 5 posts. A new record.
(hint bushporker, being a "sick puppy" is almost a requirement round here).

Time to toddle. Mr Grocery man is here.I expect he'll want "paying in kind" again.
"Gruboh" , as you Aussies say (according to tossle anyway).

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:11

gruboh? wtf?

From: sk8terboy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:12

Mate, what makes U think I am some dumbarse perv? I suggest U look in a mirror.
Do U mean to say that Sabotage sent U some (naked) photos of himself?
That is sooooo... gay!

____________________________________

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:01

Oh good t8terboy is here. My day is never complete with out a dumbass perv to cheer me up.
Sabotage would have to have an awfully long cock to reach me from California and judging from the picture he posted that he ain't got.
He is short by approx 1999 Miles 1759 yards and 7 inches.

(not counting goolies).

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:17

you say that like its a bad thing skaterboy

From: sk8terboy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:18

Mate, UR mad!
UR claiming to sell UR arse 2 UR Grocery delivery man.

_________________________________________

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:10

Time to toddle. Mr Grocery man is here.I expect he'll want "paying in kind" again.
"Gruboh" , as you Aussies say (according to tossle anyway).

From: sk8terboy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:23

Mate, it sounds bad coming from a guy who claims 2 B straight.
Have U noticed the gay overtones and humor in the posts he makes?

_____________________________________

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:17

you say that like its a bad thing skaterboy

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:24

Key word here "humor"

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:26

Do not take my name in vain

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:27

Apologies Sickpuppy

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:30

woof

I'm still smiling about the mental image of Git like Margaret Thatcher in jeans. Could only be better if it was Maggie in bondage

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:32

yuck...now that is Sick!!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:36

Mate, it sounds bad coming from a guy who claims 2 B straight.
Have U noticed the gay overtones and humor in the posts he makes?

*************

Why should it bother you if hes like that? Hes just trying to be a funny prick and applying his "superior British Intellect" (Oxymoron at its best)
I'd say he gives as good as he gets ;)

And ferchrisakes, stop calling me MATE!!

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:40

yes - oldgit in a Thatcher wig, black PVC bondage gear, suspended from the ceiling from his nipple rings whilst the delivery man from Asda ( Wal-mart you yankies) inserts a selection of his favourite root vegetables where the sun don't shine. that image has truly cheered my day

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:41

great...now Im gonna have nightmares

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:47

and i'm sure someone (probably cracker) is going to be beating off with the Git image seared into his brain

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:06

What's up fuckers? How are they a hangin'? Anyone here this morning?

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:09

oh fuck morning here afternoon there you all knew what I meant. Damn it git, now I won't think of that celery stalk the same.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:11

mornin you bunch of pervs

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:13

How are things down under , Huhhummmm I mean in Git's cabin by the lake.... Git you fucking freak.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:17

HI RF welcome, I feel better today did get a good nap last night and then slept through most of the night anyway. I really needed that. I hope and pray there come a day that I won't have to sedate myself to acquire descent sleep, fucking A. Well no Fucking B, it's got two holes...

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:19

blow me I am glad you are feeeling better

getting bent out of shape

over things you cant control

never does any good

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:20

Lots in the news, Kenny Chesney, W about the first president George and he is a very likable person when he doesn't look like a chimp with a gun like Ron always posts.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:25

Who thinks this country will go down in the gutter if Hilary wins or Obama wins in 08? Seriously think about it. Hilary Clinton needs to change her name to sharen peters, and this Obama comes from the civil liberty background. I'm befuckled really. The blacks think they are oppressed enough already. I mean honestly what is he going to say to them? Here's a tax break because you are a spade?

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:28

Get drunk an be somebody?? Huh BBBM?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:29

Steph!! you're here cool!

I havent gotten to leer at anyone for quite a while

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:30

Oh snap..you guys were doing fine (152 post not filtered) till I come round.. Sorry!!

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:30

Morning Stephy Gal what's happenin'? How are they a sportin' today? Damn it warming up outside, calling for rain but that's better than ice and snow.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:32

Awhhh Rectal did you miss me??

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:32

Your Country is already in the gutter - it's an open secret in the rest of the civilised world. Consumerism, militarism, perpetual economic inequality and to top it all a buffoon running the whole show, it's no wonder everyone laughs at you ( America that is not you personally - although actually they might be doing that too)

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:33

Hell yeah, sedated seems to work. My wife has accused me of looking like Toby Keith once, as well as Tim Mcgraw and this Keith Anderson...I just say no I'm me.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:34

Awhhh Rectal did you miss me??

============

sweety you know I did!

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:36

So..you guys remember I said I was going to Barbados..I changed my mind Im going to Punta Cana..Anyone ever been there.. got any travel tips..Im so excited!!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:37

I changed my mind Im going to Punta Cana
===================

never heard of it

where is it?

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:38

watch out for hurricanes

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:41

ahhh dominican republic

I vacationed on St Kitts island several years ago

it is very nice have fun!

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:41

Dominican Republic

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:44

steph i dont know if they have this where you are going

but when you get there

look for a liquor called Ting

you really ought to try it

it is great

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:44

Well hey that's like the frying pan calling the kettle black. You brits are oh so full of knowledge, wealth and better judgment than us Americans huh? Well you can say what you want, we know what it's worth, and you can't deny you wanting to be just like us, because quite honestly you wouldn't be here typing your bullshit if you didn't want to be like us...

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:46

look for a liquor called Ting
===================

oops i Fucked up

the local soda is called Ting

the liquor is called CSR

look for CSR

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:47

That sounds like a nice place stephy, never been there. Do you need a passport?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:48

and Step(leer)

under no circustances should

you drink anything called

"roberts report" that is the local moonshine

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:50

ha ha ha oh yeah cause America owns the internet too. anyone who uses it obviously wants to suck old Uncle Sam's cock. your "inner child" is a stupid little fucker

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:51

Good morning!

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:56

where has lurker been lately?
it seems like she hasn't posted in awhile.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:57

Probably dump that in your gas tank of the rental car, that's the only thing I hate about having to rent a car. They usually have a certain license plate or feature that let's every thug their on the streets know that you are a tourist. Which they just know people usually carry money when they vacation. Do you have some of these?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 04:59

where has lurker been lately?
=====================

she was kidnapped by

Females United in Rebellion F.U.R.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:02

Probably dump that in your gas tank of the rental car, that's the only thing I hate about having to rent a car
-=================

you dont need to rent a car

you can hire a driver to take you any place on the island

we hired one for the week we were there

cost about $150.00

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:10

typical pussy wimp brit too talk your shit through your key board... Like I said I don't fucking care what you think or say. Very typical though

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:12

I haven't heard from lurker in a week

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:13

yeah that would be the way to go I guess RF. Is it a get off the jet and thrown a joint type of place? Places like that have the best weed too.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:15

yeah that would be the way to go I guess RF. Is it a get off the jet and thrown a joint type of place? Places like that have the best weed too.

=========================
St Kitts was

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:15

Yikes, here is a picture of a baby's feet entwined in an adult's hands.
She born after only 22 weeks of gestation at 10 ounces.
Apparently, she is fine now and cleared to go home.
For some reason, her feet remind me of gummy bears in this pic.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:18

That's really what I should do when they are done fucking with me... go somewhere real warm and white sandy beached with hot tubs in the suite... that would be good times.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:19

St Kitts had black sand beaches

the island had an active volcano

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:22

Black Sand beaches are so weird. They have one in Lanzarote - which is odd as the rest of the beaches have normal sand. Walking along it barefoot was one of my enduring images from the holiday

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:23

Yikes, here is a picture of a baby's feet entwined in an adult's hands
========================
babies born that young are

transparent you can hold them up

to a strong light and actually

see all of the organs in their bodies

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:27

black sand? I guess it doesn't matter much, that would be cool to see an active volcano though

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:30

black sand? I guess it doesn't matter much, that would be cool to see an active volcano though
===================

It was cool

we did an excursion trip

hiked up to the edge of the caldera

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:30

Stephy when are you going and how long are you gonna be gone? Are you going to post pics if you get a room with highspeed internet? And maybe some other pics too... LOL

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:34

That would be cool being right on the edge, was there hot lava gurgling down inside there or was it crusty with gases rising up? I've always wanted to go to Hawaii...

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:39

I will google earth that, have to get on her computer to do it...

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:41

Im going in May for 7 days..I wish longer..I will def post pic's. Im actually working on getting unloading my digital..Everyone on myspace says I need to change my christmas pic..Im real bad at keeping up. Oh well..
I have pic's of when I went to Aruba..the natural bridge was amazing. Punta Cana looks similar to Aruba thats why Im gonna try it. As far as the rental car..I dont think you can get one..you can rent a jeep for a day..they just dont have car rental agency's..

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:43

was there hot lava gurgling down inside there or was it crusty with gases rising up?
=================

it was pretty sedate really

the volcano hadnt erupted for several years

looking down into the caldera it was just barren

and at the center you could see a few wisps

of gas or mist rising

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 05:54

I had only just finished laughing at the question " do you need a passport" in relation to a holiday in the Dominican Republic and then was floored by the crass ignorance and stupidity of the remark " was there hot lava gurgling down inside there". Do you honestly think, even in your non stoned state, that you could stand on the rim of the Caldera of an active volcano? Fuck me that is funny

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:00

Do you honestly think, even in your non stoned state, that you could stand on the rim of the Caldera of an active volcano? Fuck me that is funny
========================

an active volcano is not the same as

an erupting volcano OG

active means it is still undergoing geologic stress

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:02

Sickpuppy = G...are you sure Rectal?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:03

Sickpuppy = G...are you sure Rectal?
===================

not completely

but he posts like OG

and the bio is shropshire england

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:07

Hawaii has black sand beaches also.. I prefer the white sandy beaches..
I know someone is going to throw the race card in there..Bring it on..
It looks so crisp and clean..

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:11

but if you could stare down and actually see the lava flowing then I would wager that you wouldn't have much in the way of hair/eyebrows etc left

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:17

The sickpup part I truly believe when you think you have a set hangin' there, 'holiday' over here and we'll see how tough your ignorant brit punk ass really is...Oldgit and Sandy, I will not hold it against you

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:22

yeah I'll be over to see you. I'll even take my "passport"

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:22

Maybe he sounds like git because he's a brit?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:28

Maybe he sounds like git because he's a brit?

======================
I considered that

but OG has so many sockpuppets

that it is difficult to believe that

this is anyone but him

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:32

I think OG would be as horrified as I am with the suggestion that we are one in the same.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:32

Ok he's probably hung like a hamster with the balls of an ant and the IQ level one higher than bean fucking dip as well, I simply will not even reply any more to his retarded postings because I know I will not stoop down to his sick brit punk ass level of talking a bunch of shit behind his keyboard about how fucked up I am as well as the rest of America... Still no offense Sandy or Oldgit

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:36

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:32

I think OG would be as horrified as I am with the suggestion that we are one in the same.
-------------

One "in" the same? Sounds pretty racy.

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:43

"Ok he's probably hung like a hamster with the balls of an ant and the IQ level one higher than bean fucking dip as well, I simply will not even reply any more to his retarded postings because I know I will not stoop down to his sick brit punk ass level of talking a bunch of shit behind his keyboard about how fucked up I am as well as the rest of America... Still no offense Sandy or Oldgit "

retarded postings? oh, the irony!

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:48

St. Kitts
Passport needed and I couldn't find any of the other info on the Volcano but it looks like a nice place to go someday

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:51

The volcano is named Mt Misery

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:56

I would love to go blue marlin fishing sometime, that would be trip hooking into something that big. Harness up and spending the time trying to wear it down enough to get it in the boat. Already done that shark thing that really isn't anything to write home about. A trip to Canada this year would be pretty cool as well. Endless walleye and northern pike, this time I think I would want to fly into one of those resorts and do that instead of driving up there and hauling the fucking boat behind the truck all the way up there. That north shore drive is relentless and jiggles everything in the boat. You are really lucky if everything on the boat still works when you get there.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 06:59

I have done some deep sea fishing

never caught a Marlin best i got

was a couple of barracuda

and some weird fish called a spanish salmon

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:07

Greeting morans, I am never have been nor ever will sickpuppy.
I believe him to be a government spy working for Mr Blair's secret police "the council" in some legal capacity.
This is why his posts are few and far between as he has to extract his cranium from his own posterior on a regular basis.

Please be assure that there are many Brits (ones that have an active brain) that still love America (for all it's faults).
Just ask Mr Puppy to name one country that has a better standard of living and be prepared to laugh and mock his feeble attempts to "big up " France or some other backward cesspit.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:10

Greeting morans, I am never have been nor ever will sickpuppy

======================

Having a Lysdexic moment there OG?

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:13

Sweden, fuck-face

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:15

"It" is a reference to this picture.

I like to imagine cracker and blahblah like this.
(only less good looking of course).

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:16

This year vacation is going to take up much of any free time I have. What you've said is so right RF, stressing about the shit that I have no fucking control over really sucks. I am kind of laughing because it is their last chance at fucking me, and after all is said and done, and all the dust settles, they can pay for the two herniated discs in my lumbar that came from working there. Minnesota work comp laws really suck dog ass, I 'll tell you what. Monetary loss is all they have to compensate you for there. No pain and suffering, physical or emotional distress... And it differs in other states, so after they close that plant in Minnesota, I will have to approach them on the corporate national level. But we are still talking about Fuct Motor Company, so who knows.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:17

Sweden ? I knew you would plump for the "prime example of a succesful socialist economy".

Care to read this report on the true state of this "paradise of the frozen North"

http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/1873

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:18

LOL old git... I knew I could count on you...

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:20

For those who can't be bothered here is a snippet about life in modern Sweden

"The number of rape charges in Sweden has quadrupled in just above twenty years. Rape cases involving children under the age of 15 are six � 6 � times as common today as they were a generation ago. Most other kinds of violent crime have rapidly increased, too. Instability is spreading to most urban and suburban areas."

My it sounds lovely. Rapists and suicidal alcoholics too !
I can hardly wait to go.

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:20

ah I'm toying with you OG. But I would take Swedish girls every time over American ones ( and particularly over the ones that frequent the Welsh Marches)

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:27

http://www.weforum.org/en/initiatives/gcp/Global%20Competitiveness%20Report/index.htm

go Sweden - yeah!

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:44

What you got against American chicks Puppy?

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 07:56

nothing per se - it's just that if you take 100 random American women and 100 random Swedish women I can guarantee that I would want to be in an orgy with the latter. I'm sure there are plenty of cute, sexy, dirty, nubile American girls but sadly when one looks at the stats there are a lot of meth mouthed, trailer park trash with posteriors that block out the sun. The ectomorphs win over the endomorphs each time with me

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:03

The ectomorphs win over the endomorphs each time with me

==============================

Impressive!

you used the terms endomorph and ectomorph that is a first for

the FFA very good.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:06

Yeah...your right!! Shame to say!

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:13

sickpuppy

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:14

Not all Swedes look like that gal in the pigfucking film sickpuppy. There are a fair few that resemble the pig more.
You need to get in there quick before the pakis rape all the good ones anyway.

The greater American Lardass is mainly found in the Mid-West and Florida (honourable shout out to Texas). Try plucking (I think that's the right word) 100 random Hawaiian girls and see if you'll swap for your palid, frigid Scandinavians.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:15

Looking back on some comments..I have a deep sea fishing story..A couple of yrs ago my family went deep sea fishing it was a lot of fun..the first mate was georgous..lots of beer..the sun was hot..just laying out on the deck while the guys fished..and someone caught a baby or just a little sand shark..he was so cute..everybody was looking at it, o's and ah's ,congrats to the one who caught the first fish..and then the first mate say "say good bye"
Im like he's gonna throw him back right.. No this fucker smashes hit little head in on the side of the boat..they used him for bait..I was like " are you fuckin serious" I swore that if anyone else caught one I was gonna cut the line..
Good Time though!!

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:16

(offer excludes Burger King in Lihue on account of the dwarf and the meth head. Only time I saw an American with worse teeth than me.)

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:16

Chicks over here have no idea how to take care of themselves physically. It' fucking nasty.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:17

"the first mate was georgous"

George Ooze ?
An unusual name, is it Polish ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:19

O.K. sabotage, the game's up. What have you done with lurker ?
You go to "mardi gras" and suddenly she goes awol (having stupidly posted her job description, place of work and photo on this site).

Admit it, you have her, dressed as a hamster, in you dungeon don't you ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:22

I must tell you about the Burger King dwarf. She was so tiny that the top of her head only just reached level with the counter.
She had a high, squeaky munchkiny voice so it was like you were talking to the cash machine and hearing Teddy Ruxpin at 78rpm. Squeak squeak how can I squeak squeak your order.

Then when the burgers came I swear she had to reach UP to place them on the counter.
"Squeak a nice squeak" she said from behing the coke cup.
Amazing, they must have had to fill their "dwarf quota".
Wonder if her name was Patty.

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:23

place of work? photo? when was all this?

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:26

hey OG - did your delivery man give you a good seeing to?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:31

sickpooty, please, tell me you aren't quite as retarded as t8terboy ?
I just write this stuff. Whether you believe it or not is up to you.
I suppose it is just about feasible that a gruboh from the Welsh Borders might accept payment in the form of sexual favours from an overweight baldie. It is a little unlikely though. Even for Shropshire.

(If you are reading this Mr Boss of Asda, I am open to negotiation should I be incorrect here).

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:33

sabotage, don't come all innocent now. We know she is, at this very moment , confined to a sordid wheel in a giant hamster cage.
Let her go.
We need more Garfield.
I'll set sandywoods on you.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:33

Dressed as a mongoose.

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:36

very good OG - I had speculated earlier in this thread that you might have donned PVC, nipple rings and a Thatcher fright wig in anticipation of being anally probed by the man from Asda. It brought a smile to my world weary face

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:37

Damn Sabotage..thats kinda harsh..I dont know who/what type girls you been round.. but me and my girls defiantly take care of our selves!
Are you talking bout hygiene or just shape in general?

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:39

Stephy,
yeah sometimes you need to use exactly what is available for bait. Usually though they use half a fish or shrimp though, but I seriously want to hook into a blue marlin.

Most Blue Marlin caught in the Cabo, Mexico are males, in the 250-350lb class. Once you get above that weight, it's generally a female.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:43

BBBM the first mate said tuna fishing is real exciting..they put up a good fight. Soom as long a all day fights.

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:47

Uhm no there are some nice girls here, but mostly they eat shit, don't work out, or if they do they do shit like eat one or two meals a day, walk 10 miles, or do 1000 sit ups. I would say 2/3 of the girls I see at my gym exercise in ways that will be barely effective at helping them reach their goals. Despite all of this they will obsess about their appearance.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:48

exactly that is my goal for this next summer go fishing for big deep sea fish and fly into Canada as well.

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:51

I think it's midwest culture. I see lots of folks making excuses for everything, very little action. That's why there are so many unemployed, depressed, fatties here.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:52

THE PENIS WANTS A RAISE

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in
Salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.

2. I work at great depths.

3.I plunge head first into everything I do.

4 I do not get weekends or public holidays
off.

5.I work in a damp environment.

6.I work in a dark area that has poor
ventilation.

7. I work in high temperatures.

8. My work exposes me to diseases.

Reply: Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised,
the management denies your request for the following
reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing
the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed
the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been
seen entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking
bags.

Sincerely, The Management

Five reasons not to be a penis ..

1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:53

Sabotage, true but what have you done with lurker? i know what you mean I can't stand that when chicks think they are fat, and they really aren't and then when the fluffy ones think they are just all that...

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:54

sickpuppy spending a leasurely day at home.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:55

You mean "muffin tops"...That is so funny to me!!

Sorry bout the penis thing boys..I had to do it..Its funny~~

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:57

Lol really I haven't talked to lurker in awhile either. Not on here and not on IM, She spends alot of time on the PC. I wonder if she's ok?

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:57

Wow Cracker..I dont get to look at gay porn enough..thats real special
Thanks!!

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:58

stephy thanks to sickpuppy

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:58

And why leave the work boots on? Huh?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:59

never know what sickpuppy will leave on the floor!

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:03

I'm here.
I'm ok.
I've been lurking.

And now I'm going
to get a shower.
Be back in a few.

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:03

I'll post some pictures of my asshole for you, RF said he wanted to see them anyhow.

_________________________________
From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 08:57

Wow Cracker..I dont get to look at gay porn enough..

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:04

Hey lurker!

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:06

Sure AWOL and then now all of a sudden she's trying to wash the evidence away.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:08

LOL those brits seem to have that gay porn on speed dial.. Oldgit just snaps his fingers...

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:09

I just unchained her and made her type that.
___________________________________
From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:06

Sure AWOL and then now all of a sudden she's trying to wash the evidence away.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:31

LOL
You guys crack
me up.

Hi Sabotage.

How's my favourite Coyote today?

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:35

Hi Lurker sweetie!
Where have you been?
I've been missing you.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:36

Hi Sandy.

I've been here.
Lurking.

How are you?

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:37

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:40

yes - oldgit in a Thatcher wig, black PVC bondage gear, suspended from the ceiling from his nipple rings whilst the delivery man from Asda ( Wal-mart you yankies) inserts a selection of his favourite root vegetables where the sun don't shine. that image has truly cheered my day

----------------------------

LOL!
You sure know a lot about OG's sexual activities.
Are you a brother of his?

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:39

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:37

From: sickpuppy
Date: 20-Feb-2007 03:40

yes - oldgit in a Thatcher wig, black PVC bondage gear, suspended from the ceiling from his nipple rings whilst the delivery man from Asda ( Wal-mart you yankies) inserts a selection of his favourite root vegetables where the sun don't shine. that image has truly cheered my day

----------------------------

LOL!
You sure know a lot about OG's sexual activities.
Are you a brother of his?
=======================
Or maybe he's the
delivery man from Asda.

From: dinktoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:40

Woo Hoo! Timmy's having her baby.. On her birthday (lucky her).
She wants to drink some whiskey as soon as possible.
This should be interesting, seeings as last time she drank (about a year ago) she ended up in the drunk tank. It should be fun to watch, at any rate.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:41

Hi Lurker, I've only just come home from work.
I cut my thumb today, and it won't stop bleeding.
Perhaps it would help if I bandaged it.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:43

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:41

Hi Lurker, I've only just come home from work.
I cut my thumb today, and it won't stop bleeding.
Perhaps it would help if I bandaged it.
=====================
Poor you.
STICK A BANDAGE ON IT!!

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:48

Oh lurker I'm lovely lovely lovely

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:55

That's good Sabotage.

*snuggles up to Coyote*

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:55

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:39

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:37

LOL!
You sure know a lot about OG's sexual activities.
Are you a brother of his?
=======================
Or maybe he's the
delivery man from Asda.

----------------------------

OG may get lucky!
Asda are looking for older workers 50+

http://www.laterlife.com/laterlife-asda.htm

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 10:10

This is some footage, from Asda's car park.
The delivery guy was late, so he had to be punished.
That's OG dressed as a skeleton.

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 10:11

ugh I'm ready to go home

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 10:12

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 10:10

This is some footage, from Asda's car park.
The delivery guy was late, so he had to be punished.
That's OG dressed as a skeleton.
============================
Rather blurry and hard
to tell what's going on.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 10:13

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 10:11

ugh I'm ready to go home
================
I know how you feel.

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 10:42

I find my job dissatisfying anymore. It's way too routine. I wish I could do something totally different for a few months..

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 10:54

Timmy had a baby
It's name was Tiny Tim
She put it in the bathtub
to see if it could swim.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:07

Miss Molly had a baby
She named him Tiny Tim
She put him in the bathtub
to see if he could swim
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
but it wouldn't fit down his throat

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:37

Morning all.

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:40

dead thread? or is everyone busy elsewhere?
ever here about the man from nantucket?

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:43

mr grey must be away on business, haven't seen him here for a few days

From: dinktoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:53

Timmy had a baby
It's name was Tiny Tim
She put it in the bathtub
to see if it could swim.

~~~

I don't think it can, yet..
I guess I should go what the damn thing is so I can quit referring to it as "it".
(Also affectionately known as "the thingy".)

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:56

From: dinktoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:53

Timmy had a baby
It's name was Tiny Tim
She put it in the bathtub
to see if it could swim.

~~~

I don't think it can, yet..
I guess I should go what the damn thing is so I can quit referring to it as "it".
(Also affectionately known as "the thingy".)
=========================
How about human infant
of unspecified gender?

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:56

Ok time for work.
K, I love you, bu-bye.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:57

God Lurker I dont know why but that reminds me of:
Miss Mary Mack- Mack- Mack
All dressed in Black- Black- Black
With silver buttons- buttons- buttons
all down her back- back- back

Crazy what sticks in your head!!

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:57

Hey lurker, dink.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:01

Thanks Stephy.
I now have:
Under the bamboo
Down by the sea
Boom boom boom
True love for me, my darling
True love for me
And when we marry
We'll raise a family
With 60 children
All in a row..
row row yer boat, gently down the stream..

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:02

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 11:57

God Lurker I dont know why but that reminds me of:
Miss Mary Mack- Mack- Mack
All dressed in Black- Black- Black
With silver buttons- buttons- buttons
all down her back- back- back

Crazy what sticks in your head!!
===========================
Probably reminds you of "Miss Mary Mack"
because they're both schoolyard rhymes.

Hi Tossle.
Bye Tossle.

Must run now.
Bu-bye.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:08

Or theres:
Miss Suzie had a steam boat
The steam boat had a bell
Miss Suzie went to heaven
The Steam boat went to Hello Operator
give me number 9
And if you disconnect me I'll kick you from behind the fridgerator
there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzie sat apon it a cut her big fat assk me
no more questions tell me no more lies..

I could keep going but I wont!!

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:08

There once was a man from Nantuck,
Who had a cock so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin, as he wiped his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I'd fuck it.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:14

Was there a deodorant in US called "Uncle Sam"?
It was here about 30+ years ago.
The jingle went:

You need Uncle Sam
You need Uncle Sam

And I can't remember the rest, cos we kids sang:
You need Uncle Sam
You need Uncle Sam
42 Cents for a rusty old can
It's the perfect connection
For beetles and bats
And under your arm
Is the smell of dead rats
Pee eww.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:18

It's the perfect 'selection'
For beetles and bats

Not connection.

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:22

I think the company changed thier name to 'OLD SPICE'

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:30

Ya know whats fuckin crazy..I remember this from when I was like 10 and ask me what I did yesterday!! Couldn't freakin tell ya!!

Hey Happy Fat Tuesday Everyone!! (see I cant even remember if I already said that) Anyways..Whos going out to to get their beads??

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:32

It's Pancake Tuesday?

I really should get out more.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:39

Ok Tossle..Im about out..Its all you up in here!! Stay out of trouble!!

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:41

I'm just hoping some more people die in Fat Tuesday, over in Seattle, this year. Need more rotten stories.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:41

New ! Improved !

http://profile.myspace.com/titfite

(apart from the music, that still sucks)

I only have 1 freind, what's up with THAT ! Waaaaaah.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:45

Make that 2 friends, Git.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:46

Nobody in the whole WORLD likes me ! Waaaah.
50,000.000 myspacers and not one wants to be my friend apart from "Tom" and he looks fucking gay, don't want anything to do with THAT myspace whore.

What do I have to do ? Resort to bribery ? Again ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:47

I don't count myself tossoh.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:48

Git-oh, you have a friend request coming

Not cos I want to.

Just cos I feel sorry for you.

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:48

how much ya paying? I'm broke right now

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:48

So..Im your very first friend G?? For real??

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:49

Mind you, it could be because the Titfite site is top secret.
I don't want Apricot to find out and start singing the Titfite song at school.
Don't want the social workers a knocking on the door.
Remember to eat the evidence should you visit Titfite.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:51

What's your myspace page, Steph?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:53

I knew selfpity would work.
You guys are a soft touch aren't you ?
I think I still have an outstanding request from sabotage but I'm not sure I want a gay porno star as a myspace friend (no offence sabo, just might be a bit hard to explain to Mrs Git. She is not noted for paying attention to what I say. All she'll here is "Gay" "Porno" blah blah. and my life will be even more miserable than it is now ).

What was I on about ?
Who cares, back to football (that's "soccer" to you).
Hey, why don't you combine the two and call the game "Foccer"

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:53

http://www.myspace.com/36059506

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 12:55

Done, Stephy.

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 13:00

sorry your life is so... misa...shitty! still I want to know how much it's worth before I go there?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 13:25

From: sabotage [Sabotage Coyote]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 09:03

I'll post some pictures of my asshole for you, RF said he wanted to see them anyhow.
===================================

Looks like Sabotage didnt keep up his end of the deal Steph

here is a pic of the asshole

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 13:30

Hey RF.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 13:32

hey tossie

From: slowpoke [he packs a gun]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 13:37

Hey Tossle, RF.
slow day in rotten land?

From: brokebacktakora [Bareback botty sex!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 13:43

Woot!
Now look what you've done, I've got a stiffy.

A rise at my time of life is hard to come by.
Let's celebrate, with a "mardi gras".

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 13:51

slow day in rotten land?
=======================
it certainly is slow

I just got back from visiting bro

he came through the surgery ok and is now

on a ventilator My sister and other bro

are freaking out right now

From: slowpoke [he packs a gun]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 13:58

Yikes. RF I have not kept up,
hope your brother is Ok. I'll not
bother ya for details, just hope my
well wishes suffice.

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 13:58

you don't seem to be RF. keep a cool head and support those who are not as strong.I don't know you, but hope all works well for your family.
good luck, it'll be as it'll be.
Stay srong!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:01

thank you slowpoke and king james that is very kind of you

its not like I have never had to deal with this type of thing before

From: slowpoke [he packs a gun]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:03

Here is my son caught red handed
on the computer.

He doesn't look guilty now does he?

From: justlilolme [Tammy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:03

And now for something totally UnRotten

*hugs RF* You and your brother are in my thoughts

We now send you back to your regularly scheduled Rottenness

Fuck the rest of ya!

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:08

so, RF you got details you want to talk about? how ya feeling, what ya thinking? Ya got anything to slam a nobie? I'll take it.
Not for long though

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:09

so, RF you got details you want to talk about? how ya feeling, what ya thinking? Ya got anything to slam a nobie? I'll take it.
Not for long though
===================

LOL

hold on for a second king james

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:11

here you go noob

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:14

just make it james for now You rectal Asshole, your minuete is up

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:16

now your back in forum

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:16

just make it james for now
+++
i thought it was king dork.

rf, glad to hear your brother is ok for now.
sorry your other brother and sister are freaking
out on you.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:16

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:20

Thanks crnky

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:22

only to you cranky.
hahhh hahhh hahhcha , i'm a doorrkkkk

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:28

only to you cranky.
+++

good to know king dork, a special guy
deserves a special name.

see y'all in awhile off to cook now.

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:32

out of beer and it's getting late - time to go down. take care RF, it can't be easy. just be there and be strong for who can't.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 14:52

Finally, some sense!

Blair to announce Iraq troop withdrawal
Wednesday Feb 21 09:35 AEDT
AP - British Prime Minister Tony Blair will announce a new timetable for the withdrawal of British troops from Iraq, with 1,500 to return home in several weeks, the BBC reports.
Blair will also say during his weekly appearance at the House of Commons that a total of about 3,000 British soldiers will have left southern Iraq by the end of 2007, if security there is sufficient, the British Broadcasting Corp, quoting unidentified government sources.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:17

LOL

If you havent already seen this you

have got to watch this vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySyJwWaOZSQ

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:24

Eww!

I could smell that.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:26

Mornin Tossloh

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:30

Hi Bushoh!

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:33

Hi everyone.

And I was right.
There are second string posters,
and one of them just tried to burn me two
days after my facetious post.

>>From: goresplitter [#1 Pyromaniac]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 19:16

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 15:07

This is a good law.
But it could be better.
Masturbation should be outlawed in it's entirety.
----------------------------------------------------
I think you should go kill yourself you little chink!<<

Cool.
I might have fun with this dude.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:36

Oh fuck,I'm two days later than his post.
Uhhh
So what have you guys been up to?

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:36

Hey Ikthool.

Want some help?

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:38

Someday, Fuckers...

Someday you'll see,

Being just another Fucker's not the equal of me.

I've laughed at you all, as I've watched you at play.

And Someday, you fuckers,

You Fucking Fuckers, will pay.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:39

Hey Ik

I am out guys

gotta go back to the hospital

later

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:42

Hi Tossle

I don't believe I've ever seen you mention politics before.
That war is the biggest mistake in recent history.

But leaving would be wrong too.
Bush fucked of mind bogglingly bad.

So what's going on with John Howard knocking Barrack Obama?

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:52

I was looking for an image of an evil cat in the hat to go with Theo's poem,
and I found this really cool old political cartoon.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:53

Hey Ikthool.

I don't comment on politics, as I don't know enough about yours & ours would probably bore you to tears. Little Johnny probably was misheard, as he's been mishearing a lot of questions lately. (That'll be his excuse, I'm sure)
The thing I don't get is that anyone can piss on someone's politicians, so long as the pisser is American.

If I wanted to really comment on the US situation, I would.
I'd first start with the Constitution.
But then everyone here would come down on me.
So, I decide to shut up about it.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 15:57

>>But then everyone here would come down on me. <<

I will also have no comment.

And you're probably right about politics on the FFA.
Cypher and I were getting political for a while,
and before long we were the only people on the thread.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:10

OK the next time I should go to bed,
but can't walk away from the FFA,
I'll have to remember to get political.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:21

I have decided to give up Catholicism
for Lent

I will have forty days to be a miscreant and will
start tomorrow by forgoing church and hanging
out with a chain-smoking stripper with a Motley Crue
tattoo on her thigh

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:29

MV, I told you I'm not hanging out with you.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:30

LOL Toss!!

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:34

I have been shunned by another lady of
rotten -- be still my aching heart

From: grimlittledollie [Doll]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:43

Good Evening all

I hope you all are well.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:48

Hi Dollie

From: grimlittledollie [Doll]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:50

hey Ikthool

great picture

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:52

I hope you degenerates have a nice
evening I have a chopped up shotgun I need
to dispose of and the recent thaw makes it
a perfect time to do so

And I am going bowling

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:55

Sounds like you're off your meds again MV.

Have fun with your Jesus wiener.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:56

For the record the gun belonged to my neighbor
until his wife gave it to me because he threatened
her with it in November -- I was hoping for some gratitude
in the form of having sex with his 20 year old daughter
but people have no manners these days

Pretty sad if you think about it

From: grimlittledollie [Doll]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:56

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:52

I hope you degenerates have a nice
evening I have a chopped up shotgun I need
to dispose of and the recent thaw makes it
a perfect time to do so

And I am going bowling
__________________________

Oh leaving already?

Byebye Merrillvillain.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 16:59

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:07

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:19

So I'm just going to assume that I'm the only person on rotten that sleds,
but has anyone done anything fun like freezing their neighbor's car doors shut?

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:20

Happy Fat Tuesday!

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:23

Sally,have you posted that on the mudflap thread.
It(they) would fit well.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:25

Done, Ikthool.

From: fistedmidget [short and sassy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:26

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:32

Does this video work.
Titled "yob cam", from The Sun's website.

I'm trying out different methods of posting links to embedded videos, from web pages.

BTW, here's the story that goes with that video.

Youth fined by court over attack

A 15-year-old boy has been fined by a court after attacking a man who was filming a gang of youths outside his Cheshire home

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/merseyside/6298739.stm

From: naphtali [Naphtali]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:36

'gotta job watering bushes at a local home improvement center. It only pays 2/3s what I was making but, what the hey... I'm old.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:37

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:23

Sally,have you posted that on the mudflap thread.
It(they) would fit well.

-----------------------------

Never mind the mudflaps, here's another X-rated car accessory.

From: naphtali [Naphtali]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:42

PS...

...I may be an asshat but, a word to the potentially wise: it's really bad karma to mock the Divinity. Any divinity. Repent... or in six months you'l be cursing the day you were born and not have a clue why.

Yer teeth will rot, yer daughters ex-boy-friend will go on a rampage, yer brake cylenders will fail at the most inoportune moment...

Images. Icons...

All I'm saying is, I've double-clicked a few in my day.

Clicking the "Mock God" one is bad news.

Just a friendly note.

Write back and let us know when the shit hits...

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 17:47

Congratulations Naph

Just don't be irresponsible and spend your paychecks at the bar.

Buy a bunch of alcohol to keep at your house and drink it while you
rotenate like I do.

Hope you like your new gig.
Having an enjoyable job is as good
as having a sucky one is bad.

Good luck my friend

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:15

Hello everyone.

I got a funny. Friday night my husband fell asleep on the
couch so I left him there. I go to bed and the next morning
he comes in the bedroom and wakes me up. The first thing
he says is "Have you seen my teeth?" (he wears dentures).
I am half asleep and wondering why he would be asking me for
his teeth. It takes me a minute to wake up and in the
mean time I hear him frantically searching for them. I
yell into the other room for him to look in the blanket that
I had covered him with when I went to bed. He gets it
shakes it and I hear from the other room the sound of a
bunch of small things hitting the wood floor. I think to myself
that sure didn't sound like denture. I go in there and
what do I see but my dumbfounded husband picking up pieces
of his dentures. An individual tooth here and there and pieces
of the plate, none bigger that a dime. OMG! The shit is
fixing to hit the fan. I look over at my dog and he knows
he is in serious trouble. It is just a matter of time.
I at this point am suppressing my laughter. My poor dog is
croutching on the floor just waiting for his just reward.
My husband is so furious he just walks outside in the yard
and doesn't come back for about an hour. I get a good laugh on
and the dog doesn't get killed. When he finally comes back in
he is actually blameing himself. Hahahahaha He says he was
coughing in the night and must have coughed them out. We had
also cooked steak on the grill that night and he didn't brush
before he fell asleep. Of course the dog couldn't resist the
steak flavored dentures. Hahahaha I am still laughing. He is
not. He has to go around toothless until the dentist can make
him another set of teeth.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:19

That'll teach him to clean his teeth before bedtime. You'll have to make sure the next steak is cooked nice and tender, until he gets a new set of dentures.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:23

Hi Sandy. He will have his new teeth by the
end of the week, but I will have the image
of his face when he found the pieces in my
mind for a long time to come. Hahahahahaha!

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:31

I always thought, that you are supposed to take dentures out at night, and place them in a glass of water or sterilizing solution? I can just imagine the look on his face, as he lifts up the blanket, and all the pieces fall onto the floor, priceless! A friend of mine who wears dentures, once vomitted into a litter bin whilst drunk. He had to retrieve his dentures from the bins contents of leftover food, vomit and other waste. Eeew!

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:34

Oh man, pets.. Times you you wish you had a video camera handy, huh.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:37

Sandy my husband usually just takes his teeth out
to brush them then puts them right back in. He
doesn't like the way his mouth feels without them.
I can only imagine that this practice will now
change, but we'll see.
I think I would have laughed my ass off at your
friend. And probably thrown in some retching sounds
to go along with it while he was digging around in
the mess.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:40

LOL!
What does he talk like without his teeth, and can you understand him?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:40

Hey Tossle. Yeah, that would have been a priceless
video.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:43

Sandy his speech is normal without them. You can
not tell a difference. It's just that when you
look at him you can tell he doesn't have teeth.
Hahahaha! He is rather vain so I get a kick out
of this.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:52

Yuck Sandy...I think I just vomited a little into my mouth! Erk! Your friend didn't put them back into his mouth straight away did he?

My mum broke her falsies one day and being the shits of kids that we were, my brother and I gave her so much curry about it until she got them fixed. My old man ended up driving us around the countryside for a couple of days just to give her some peace... sensitive ol bitch.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:57

Hi BP. So you know the fun you can have with
a toothless person. It can be very fun.
"No really honey you look just fine!"
Hahahaha!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:01

Hi Pets...I was a kid when it happened, so I had absolutely no compassion for her. hehe Names like Gummy shark etc were bandied about for awhile. She was awfully upset..dunno why?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:05

BP I am not sure that I could do that to my
mom. On the other hand the man is fair game.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:06

Gosh Pets...I wouldn't do it now that Ive matured (a little)!

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:09

BP Maturity doesn't have much to do with it.
My mom would kick my ass if I teased her
in any way.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:12

Unfortunately Pets, my Ma didn't have much of a spine back then and had trouble coping with life, let alone a couple of smart arse kids. (But thats another story)

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:13

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:52

Yuck Sandy...I think I just vomited a little into my mouth! Erk! Your friend didn't put them back into his mouth straight away did he?

-------------------------------

If I can remember correctly, the Police ordered him to put all the rubbish back in the bin, and I think he put the teeth in his pocket.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:15

The person who calls herself my mother hasn't had her top teeth for about 35 years.

After a nuclear war, they'll be two things left on earth.

The cockroaches in her house.

And her. The bitch just won't die.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:15

Pete,
I'm picturing that poor dog looking at those teeth for ten minutes
thinking "No,not the masters teeth.But they smell like beef.
No,not the masters teeth.But they smell like beef.
No,not the masters teeth.But they smell like beef.
No,not the masters teeth.But they smell like beef."

If hubby would have woke up in 9 minutes,he'd still have his teeth.
Ten minutes was just too much to ask of any loyal companion.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:16

Sandy is anyone still keeping up with the
rotten album? Just wondering, because
Bascha seems to be missing in action.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:17

Toss, whats wrong with Cockroaches eh? Got a frickin house full of the bastards big enuff to throw saddles on and give my kids a ride. Mind you, living in the tropics, its all part of the fun

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:21

Now that Bigmac's not around,who is the curator of the rotten album?
Now that I submitted a pic,I was hoping to be part of the next one.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:21

No,not the masters teeth.But they smell like beef."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LMAO you are probably right. How is it going IK?

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:26

Pets, are you going to tell him after he gets the new set?

Bushoh, it's not the tropics. It's just you.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:29

IK, Sandy I think has the paswords to the album.
I didn't see your pic. Post it again.
I have two pics in the album.

http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/RotteneerPhotoAlbum/?start=all

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:31

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:21

Now that Bigmac's not around,who is the curator of the rotten album?
Now that I submitted a pic,I was hoping to be part of the next one.

----------------------------------

There is a duplicate album, do you want to take over the running of it?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:31

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:26

Pets, are you going to tell him after he gets the new set?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tell him what Tossle? That he looks goofy as hell
with his sunken in upper lip. NOooooo!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:32

Tossoh..ya think? Ya mean I might actually have to go all Tonia Todman and actually clean the excrement and other rubbish up offa ma floors? What will the kids play with then?

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:33

hello all

had to take one of my great pyrenees to be spayed
yesterday. picked her up from the vet today and
she has to stay in the house for a week to
keep her stitches clean and dry.

it has only been a few hours and i can
already see the dog should come with a vaccum.
i have never seen a dog that sheds so much.

oh, she is freaked out by the tile floor.
which is good, no dog hair floating
around in the kitchen, yuck.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:36

There is a duplicate album, do you want to take over the running of it?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sandy I would do it, but I am not here often enough
and have to confess that I never catch up on the
reading from when I am not here.
Are you tired of taking care of it?

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:38

Pets, I meant are you going to tell him the dog did it?

Bushoh, I thought you were Tonia Todman, sweetie.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:41

oh, she is freaked out by the tile floor.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi Cranky. Our english mastiff is freaked
out over our hard wood floors. When I take
up the trow rugs to wash them she looks
like Scooby-Doo trying to get away from the
ghosts. Soo entertaining for about a minute
til I realize that she could break a hip.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:44

Pets, I meant are you going to tell him the dog did it?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, he know the dog did it. My basset hound chews
up everything. They didn't just fall into a billion
pieces. Hahahaha still laughing.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:45

My roaches aren't too impressed by my hardwood or tile floors either.

Tossoh

From: fiset35 [chappy]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:46

GOOD evening.

I trust everything's in order.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:47

Tossle the hubby actually said "I hope
they bite him in the ass on the way out."
Some of the teeth were missing.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:48

Jeez Pets, youd have a hard time keeping a straight face while explaining to the vet how the teeth got stuck in his intestines!

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:50

Sandy,
I would if I could,
but I have niehter the time,
nor the competence to do that.

But would you mind posting it?

Me and Mrs Ik

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:54

BP I think I am in the clear. It has been
three days and he hasn't had any trouble
with BM's. He has a stomach of iron.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:57

Nice pic IK.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 19:58

Soo entertaining for about a minute
til I realize that she could break a hip.
++
it has been very funny watching
her discover things about the house.

she's a livestock dog and has never been
in the house before.

next week it will be her brothers turn.

she seems pretty happy in hear, except now
the coyotes are starting up and she can hear
them and would like to go out after them.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:00

Me and Mrs Ik
+++
NF must be so honored to be
an ik.

it is a good picture anyway.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:03

The album is updated.

http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/RotteneerPhotoAlbum/

I want somebody to take over the running of the other album, this one.

http://s99.photobucket.com/albums/l295/rotteneerphotoalbum1/

If it's not updated soon, Photobucket may delete it.

If anyone is interested, email me sandywoods1971@hotmail.com for the log in details and password.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:06

BP great pyrenees are pretty big dogs. How much
does she weigh? Our mastiff will be 2 next month
and she weighs 130lbs.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:08

I'm off to sleep now, I'll check my email in the morning, to see if anybody is interested in the album.
Goodnight.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:11

Hey Pets....the doggie in question isn't mine. I used to have an Akita when I lived down south (and he was a HUUUUGE fugger). However its too hard to keep dogs tick free up here. I just don't have the patience like I used to.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:15

Nite Sandy. Sleep tight.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:18

Sorry BP that should have been addressed to
Cranky. My bad.
So Cranky how much does your girl weigh?
And are they all white? Or do they come
oin different colors?

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:21

pets

she is 75 lbs now.she is almost a
year old and not fully grown.

they are very gentle. except when
protecting those in their care.
which in our case includes goats,
ducks,geese,cats,kids, and anything else
they deem needing it.

they make my youngest daughter crazy, if
she trips and they are anywhere near
they run and stand over her, "protecting" her.
she starts squealing at them and it only makes
them more worried about her.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:24

good night sandy

And are they all white? Or do they come
oin different colors?
++
white, with shades of grey, tan, or black
around their face.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:24

I say again..

Phil Collins.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:32

Phil Collins.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LOL Maybe a younger version. Ik looks like he
has some hair. Phil is like a cue ball.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 20:50

I say again..

Phil Collins.
+++
maybe....

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 21:00

Definitely.

To me it's kinda freaky!

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 21:17

rectal,800lb gorilla,badpuppy et.al

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 21:47

Well, .....theyre an attractive bunch

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:01

A very hearty FUCK YOU to a certain person who enjoys stirring shit and pretending to be who they are not. You know who you are. I know you won't see this but I know it will get back to you. I don't like liars or people who play games. Remember that.

From: grimlittledollie [Doll]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:21

hi cats... I think you killed the thread

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:30

Hio! Whoever here. Just checking in, late nioght. Been on the phone to Hawaii, 6 hours time diff. My friend is coming back from there this weekend because his father died.

But we will grill filet mignon in the snow and drink fine wine on friday!

And the rotten news is.....

Yea, I got some-

wanna hear it?

From: grimlittledollie [Doll]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:34

Have i just missed him on here or has Fiend/friend not be on lately?

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:38

Cats- who did what?

ikthool- WHOA! Phil Collins for sure.....ummm, in a good way?

Submitted to duder, not posted- Autistic boy killed by caregiver, then driven around in a van for 90 min- yikes!

http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=564074&category=REGIONOTHER&BCCode=HOME&newsdate=2/17/2007

A story from my backyard, almost.

Sorry for margins, tiny url my ass.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:40

HI Dad what is your news?

Dollie I haven't seen Fiend lately.

Cat hope the shit stirer isn't causeing problems
for you.

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:40

dolly- friend w/ machete? Hmm, I have not been logging too much rotten time the last few days to comment.

From: grimlittledollie [Doll]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:44

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:40

dolly- friend w/ machete?
Hmm, I have not been logging too
much rotten time the last few days to comment
_________________________

he is always "fiendwith [machete]" now.

he also puts on puppet shows sometimes.:)

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:48

like this?

BTW- ikthool- lovely couple- thanks for sharing.

need to smoke and pour more wine- back in 5.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:54

Damn it is dead around here. Rotten is dieing a slow
death.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:59

Hey Pets...u still at work?

From: grimlittledollie [Doll]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:00

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 22:54

Damn it is dead around here. Rotten is dieing a slow
death.
___________________

yeah it is.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:03

BP yes I am still at work. It is 2am and I
get off at 7am. Then I have 3 glorious days
off.

Is anyone else about to go apeshit (hahaha)
to find out what's happening with Cat?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:04

Is anyone else about to go apeshit (hahaha)
to find out what's happening with Cat?

Hell yeah....

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:05

pets- sorry were such poor company. Perhaps I should finish my drink and go to bed. Would it help if I said "you bitch" or something? I'm excited to have my old roomate from Hawaii coming over for dinner friday. grill filet and drink some good stuff. Then a funeral on Saturday.

And it was warm today- above freezing for the first time in weeks.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:09

I dont know how you guys can stand to live in such a cold climate...although I bitch & moan about the heat & humidity here, I don't think I could handle below freezing temps

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:12

Dad I wasn't saying you were poor company.
I mean you did just get here. It has been
dead around here every night. I like talking
to the people that are here, but the roster
is getting shorter and shorter. Lots of people
I never see anymore. If you read back through
the ffa you will see that there has been
lots of dead spots tonight.
Sorry about your friends dad. Hope that you
can cheer him up some.
Also glad to hear you aren't freezing your
nads off.

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:14

bushpig- where are you at?

Here in upstate new York (Albany area), we have all 4 seasons to the extreme. And I appreciate them all. It's never too much for too long, but it does feel like it sometimes.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:17

BP I live in Florida so it only freezes about
once a year, which is more than enough for me.
I hate cold.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:17

Dad of A, I live in the Northern Territory, Australia, where we only 2 seasons all year round. At the moment, it is the wet season (at least til the end of April) and although it rains just about everyday (actually torrential rains), it is still incredibly warm. The temps not the problem, its the humidity. (And the almost constant threat of Cyclones!)

Once the wets over though, it is absolute paradise!

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:18

Thanks, pets. My nads would be better if they were cupped in your hands, though. Again, the death isn't a big deal, my friends dad had Alzheimer's for the last 10 years and it really a blessing that his body finally gave out. His mind had given out years ago. And the wife had a hell of a job on her hands.

So it is really a good thing all the way around.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:26

BP isn't a cyclone what we call a hurricane?

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:33

Ok, is this thread alive still?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:35

Dad I have heard these work well for your nads too.
They will have to do in any case cause my hands are
here and your nads are there (where ever that is).

P.S. make sure that there is a layer of cloth between
it and you. If ya get my drift. Wouldn't want any
burns on the boys.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:37

Hellen Hello how is everything?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:38

BP isn't a cyclone what we call a hurricane?

Yeah I think so Pets....they both form over water I think!

Feeding time at the zoo...will be back soon

From: grimlittledollie [Doll]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:40

well i guess I'm going to bed now. Goodnight all.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:41

Bye BP.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:42

hello everyone

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:43

Ni-nite Dollie sleep tight.

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:43

Hi Pets! *waves*

Hi dadofautism.

Long time no chat on here.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 23:52

back again....did you figure out who it was aimed at Pets?

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:01

I know who it was aimed at.

But it's up to Cats to say.

I will leave it at that.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:02

BP I am back too.
No I have no idea. Could be
anyone I reckon.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:03

Good call Hellen, none of my biz ....hows it down in the Apple Isle anyways?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:05

Hellen fess up. Just kidding. Cat
wanted it to be private and that's
her right. Of course that just
feeds my curiousity.

From: thehoohahouse [Got Pussies...?]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:07

A big Fuck you for not telling us who it is.

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:08

Things are well here in the Apple Isle.

Not too hot now thank god.

But we got an killer thunderstorm here

last Friday night. Best one we have had

here since 1998.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:09

Oh goodie Cat has a troll.

What the hell happened to RF? He
was here for one post and then disappears.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:12

thanks for leaving me a link..
I'm wore right out and could never have found this otherwise.
Just stopping by to say hi and how are all of you?
Its midnight here, so probably not going to see my usual
crew. Anyway, if anyone is still here I smile and wave*

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:15

Hi Gypsy I told them we had to leave the porch
light on for you.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:16

I am here

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:16

thanks pets
you know me well.

how are you tonight?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:17

and hello also to RF
well I lucked out, have 2 sharp posters with me..
and here I thought I would be alone.
meh

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:19

I am good Gypsy thanks for asking.
And how are you?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:19

well I lucked out, have 2 sharp posters with me..

*********

And 1 dull one here!

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:22

RF why are you here so late or early which
ever?
I have 3 and 1/2 hrs left of work and then
I am off for 3 days. Yippie!

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:22

scrolling up, I see an old friend.

Get ahold of me when you can, if you want.
I am sending you an animal tonight.

You know I am around,
and I have been thinking of you.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:23

hi bush pig!
Good to talk with ya, I have been enjoying your posts.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:24

I'm ok pets, just a little worse for the wear is all.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:24

Nice to meet you Gypsy! (finally!)

From: thehoohahouse [Got Pussies...?]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:24

Whats with all the vague shit tonight..."You know who you are" "I see an old friend"

JHC people...SPIT IT OUT.

puurrs

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:26

From: thehoohahouse [Got Pussies...?]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:24

Whats with all the vague shit tonight..."You know who you are" "I see an old friend"

JHC people...SPIT IT OUT.

puurrs

***********

Dont ya know curiosity killed the cat?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:26

Troll how is this for vague? Fuckin take a flyin
leap off a tall building!

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:26

Spit what out?

BTW you sound very familiar with your JHC.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:27

yep Pets...thats about as subtle as a sledgehammer

From: sickpuppy
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:28

morning you rotten fuckers

Up since 4 am , coffee has run out and I've got a bastard behind the eyes.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:28

Poor troll must be the one that got it's
feeling hurt by the Cat. Haha!

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:29

You know the old saying,
you can fool some of the people some of the time

Hah!
But you can't fool all of them.
Didn't you think of that?

guess not
lmao

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:29

I just got back from the hospital

bro is off the vent and doing well

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:30

Hi sickpuppy. Good Morning, I think.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:31

hi puppy, you sound like you've been busy

I am hitting the bed soon, but sometimes a person gets
too tired to sleep, know what I mean?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:32

thats always good to hear RF,
glad he's doing well.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:32

Glad to hear RF...although I dont know you or your bro..I hope it continues to go well for him

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:34

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:24

Nice to meet you Gypsy! (finally!
~~~~

good to talk with you too. I have been reading your posts,
just have been busy lately, and I'm glad we finally made it
on together.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:35

I've got a bastard behind the eyes.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Not to sound retarded, but does this mean
you have a headache?

RF glad your bro is doing well.

Gypsy If you are thinking what I am thinking
then we are thinking the same thing.

From: sickpuppy
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:35

there is nothing worse than hauling yourself out of a warm bed in the middle of the night and leaving behind your lovely woman who lies there sleeping soundly. ok, rape and genocide apart.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:38

yea, we probably are pets.
sighs
oh well...

If I wanted to talk to my old friend in front of people;
I would have said the persons name. But it's a private thing,
and as if the my friend see's it, the message will have served its
purpose.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:40

lol @ sickpuppy.
Don't worry, she probably isn't going anywhere..
smiling*

From: sickpuppy
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:42

thanks Gypsy

anyway i've now got to go to listen to some people drone on about end of world type stuff. Hope you all have a good day

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:43

Cya sickpuppy

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:44

Bye sickpuppy have a good day.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:46

well I just seen cats message; scrolled up and there it was.
I'm sure it isn't rocket science
but we won't go there.
I don't like seeing cat being messed with though.

pissed me off actually,
Hope the person got the message to leave her alone.
Cat isn't the type to type something like that if it
wasn't warranted.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:47

cya later sickpuppy.

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:49

*sniff sniff*

I smell a troll in the midst still.

And the JHC is a little too obvious.

Bye Sick Puppy, Hi Gypsy and RF.

BP did you get the storms your way last

Friday night as well?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:49

Cat isn't the type to type something like that if it
wasn't warranted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My thoughts exactly. She is a nice girl. So whatever
it is can not be a good thing.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:50

Hellen we didn't get any decent storms until Monday night....then it rained and blew like a fudder mucker! Bloody kids slept thru it though

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:51

yes that was a dead give away helen.

how are you doing btw? Always good to see ya.
I would ask how the twins are doing (hee*) but I am sure
they are fine amidst all the pretty curly hair.

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:54

We don't usually get good storms here either.

So I took great delight in leaving the curtains open,

turning off all the lights (except the TV lol)

and snuggled up to watch Heroes that we down loaded

from the net.

I enjoyed it immensely. (the storm people!.. the STORM)

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:55

well I still haven't heard from hostess you guys
so its not looking the best is it?
It's hard to think she would just up and leave rotten
without a goodbye to us, she has been here for almost a year now.

Well it would be a year I think, if she was still around
:(

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:56

From: thehoohahouse [Got Pussies...?]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:24
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You're not even a very good troll. Is that
the best you can do? Two shitty posts?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:56

its our wet season Hellen...we are supposed to be getting them nearly every day..not once a friggin week! Just love when the thunder rolls in though

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 00:59

I know Gypsy. It is a little strange that

Bascha and Big Mac just went awol.

I hope they are all ok. I am a little worried

actually. Keep ringing them Gyps.

I am sure SOME ONE has to know what happened to them.

(btw the twins are fine and dandy thanks for askin'.)

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:00

well folks I am out

been up since 5 am and at the

hosp most of the day

talk at yall later

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:00

I'm getting drowsy finally peeps,
so guess I will hit the hay.

I have several barrels outside and a big stick.
meh

anyway good to talk with you bushpig at last, I imagine we
will yak again soon.
Have a good day/night everyone!

Love ya friends.

and the beat goes on.
For those about to rot
I SALUTE YOU

I may be back later if I don't see lala land soon.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:01

BP and Hellen I wish we could hear your accents
with your posts. I get a kick out of Aussie's
accent.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:02

Cya Gypsy & RF

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:03

Nite RF sleep well.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:04

Accents? We don't have accents!! You guys have the accents!!

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:05

barrels
~~~~~

of course that was meant to say I have several bales* outside and
a big stick
so I could hit the hay. You know, a small tad of saracasm.
sighs*

maybe I'm thinking of beer;
THAT comes in barrels.
An ice cold one would be kinda good right now,
but too late to go to the store.

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:05

Pets I have a sexy accent lol.

(Not)

Seriously though, if you kept your effing

YIM I would hook the mic up for you and show

you it isn't that bloody special.

BP do you YIM? My addy is in my profile

if you ever feel like a chat.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:05

Nite Gypsy we'll leave the light on.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:06

hehe now that makes sense...thought you might have talking in code or something!
Nite Gypsy, speak to ya later

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:09

Hellen...Ive only got MSN IM :0

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:10

Seriously though, if you kept your effing

YIM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Some of us don't have it as good as you do.
I had to make a choice YIM or my marriage.
It was tough, but the marriage and financial
stability won out.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:13

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:06

hehe now that makes sense...thought you might have talking in code or something!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gypsy has a hard time finding the ffa when we move it.
So we have to leave links for her to follow.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:19

Damn I kilt it.

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:22

Killed it even.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:25

is it dead?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:26

Hellen Seriously though I will probably be
trusted enough in the future to have YIM
back, but I addmitedly fucked up. I will
let you know.

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:30

*place stethescope to computer monitor*

No.. I can hear a faint heart beat.

Quick... get the paddles...

STAT!

(Pets it's cool babe.I didn't mean anything by it)

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:32

I am fixing to have some of these.
They are good. If you haven't had then
you should try them.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:34

just had to put kids to sleep....permanently

BWAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:35

What the bejesus are those Pets?

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:37

BP shame on you. Hope you made it good enough
to be our next headlines.

Hellen I know you didn't mean anything by that.
I am more pissed at myself than anything.
Didn't you notice my 4 month self imposed excile
from all things internet?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:38

I am curious Pets.....but I prolly shouldn't ask....should I?

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:45

Yeah I noticed you were gone Pets.

I have to say I was happy to see your name

back on Rotten. Quite a few people asked about

where u were.

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:47

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:38

I am curious Pets.....but I prolly shouldn't ask....should I?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ask what?

Those things are crackers but better.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:51

about your self imposed ban....but Im not asking

From: petsrbetter [homosapienssuck]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 02:00

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 21-Feb-2007 01:51

about your self imposed ban....but Im not asking

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I could be a shit and say if you aren't asking
I am not telling, but I really don't have anything
to hide. Noone asked though, ever. I mean since I
came back.
I have a very jealous husband. He told me from
the get go that he didn't want me talking to guys
on YIM and I did not listen. I got caught simple as
that. Well, not so simple from my point of view, but
I will spare you all the gory details. I was guilty
and decided the best thing to do to smooth the
wakes I made in my life was to stay offline for a while.
It was murder at first (I was addicted). It killed
me everyday to look at the damn machine and not use
it, but I got over that after a while and the only
thing that bothered me was not knowing how my rotten
friends were doing so here I am, but now I am not here
every single day and I can have my life in the real
world. The End.