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High Flier
MSNBC | Submitted by: frosty
"You can’t imagine the power. You feel like nothing, like a leaf from a tree going up," Wisnerska told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio on Friday. "I was shaking all the time. The last thing I remember it was dark, I could hear lightning all around me."
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From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:10

Go duder go duder new stories

From: grimlittlefiend [butt baby]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:15

Hellen was there

So was Bushpig

Maybe Auntie Tossle

From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:21

Whats rotten about this one? Hell she survived didnt she? Except for the gookscicle.

From: bayaudpuppy [Hot smoke and sassafrass]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:23

What if God encased her in ice for a reason? I heard he likes his drinks on the rocks.

From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:39

From: bayaudpuppy [Hot smoke and sassafrass]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:23

What if God encased her in ice for a reason? I heard he likes his drinks on the rocks.
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No he likes his DINKS on the rocks.. hence the frozen China man

From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:53

Just another reason I'll fly inside a plane and not on a kite, sheeesh :)

From: canadianguy [CanadianGuy]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:06

WOW and HOLY SHIT.

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:48

I remember a fighter pilot back in the days of the F-100 who ejected inside a thunderstorm. Took him about twenty minutes to reach the ground, due to updrafts. But he was fairly well protected from the cold by his flight gear. This story is incredible, but it would only be rotten if she turned out to be dumb enough to get back in one of those kites.

From: acrimony [Room Dz-015]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 16:46

There should be detachable parachutes that come with these things, so you can fucking GET DOWN when you want to, and not when the supercell decides to diffuse.

From: freegirl [wicked]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 18:46

The heading of this sounds like an orgasm I had once. I'd like to have one like that again.

From: cool [a;sldkfj]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 18:58

jesus







what's rotten about this story?

the condition of the lady's trousers i should imagine.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 19:50

She could have suffered brain damage? Again?

Even a pilot knows better than to fuck with a severe t-storm.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 20:07

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:10

Go duder go duder new stories

dude you are one modest dude !

From: dijitz [10101]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 21:32

"A British team member earlier this month survived an attack by two wild eagles which sent her canopy plummeting while flying in the same area ahead of the championships." - this story would have been more decayed!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 22:49

Typical whinging Pom, what makes em think the Eagles were wild?

From: potheadpaul [paul]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 01:41

i don't think you all understand the amazing situation she survived. being 3000 feet above everest strapped to a glorified kite is an amazing survival story. the lack of oxygen and severe temps is unbelievable.

From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 04:25

I still think the next extreme sport should be tornado surfing. One would need a surfboard and a funnel cloud.

This incident isn't nearly as good.

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 04:49

sexy sandwiches in front of me
stolen tuna from spain, bought gruyere slices trimmed, good bread and warm
in the mug, coffee residue and grappa
bon appetite

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 05:41

delish sanwiches in frunume
stolen tune vrum zpain, jeez zlizes
inthaboddle, oj
hav a good1

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 05:57

The cold and lack of oxygen she is lucky to be alive yes. The thought of a jet liner depressurizing up there and everyone on board dead and that big ice bullet just flying and flying until it either is shot down or runs out of fuel and comes down on it's own... now that would be a truly rotten story.

From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 07:09

"...that's what they tell you - get ON the plane... - Hell, I'm getting IN the plane... there seems to be less wind in here!!"

- George Carlin

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 08:33

SESAMINI
made by
RAPUNZEL

SESAM-KROKANT 4 STUCK

Fr. 1.00



im thinking about what i can lend for some pot; a passport, a knife; some cosmetics....

jerry garcia is dead

From: apocryphal [pocket full of stones]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 09:53

The classic suburban nightmare: White yuppie couple Chuck and Carol Stuart go home to suburban Massachusetts from a birthing class at an inner city hospital. Black everyman, 5’5", 150-165 lbs., with a raspy voice and a ubiquitous black jogging suit with red stripes, abducts the couple, robs them, and forces them to drive back to his "home turf" of Mission Hill. There, with no witnesses, he shoots the pregnant wife in the head and her husband in the stomach, a surprisingly flexible move from the back seat. He then runs off to the sanctity of his crime-ridden, drug-infested neighborhood. The husband’s first instinct, of course, is to call 911 on his car phone and give them all the details, ignoring his dying wife next to him. Police and ambulances, after tracking the lost gentleman by the frequency of his car phone, make a triumphant rescue that the television cameras which had rushed to the scene captured for the thankful nation.

From: sgrannel
Date: 17-Feb-2007 10:13

Oh shit! I've done paragliding before. This must be why they only let you
go out when the weather is clear.

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 12:18

i motioned for three more....

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 13:48

........and a bath of camphor





Camphor is a white transparent waxy crystalline solid with a strong penetrating pungent aromatic odor. It is a terpenoid with the chemical formula C10H16O. It is found in wood of the camphor laurel (Cinnamonum camphora), a large evergreen tree found in Asia (particularly in Borneo and Taiwan, hence its alternate name) and some other related trees in the laurel family, notably Ocotea usambarensis; it can also be synthetically produced from oil of turpentine. It is used for its scent, as an ingredient in cooking (mainly in India), as an embalming fluid, in religious ceremonies and for medicinal purposes. A major source of camphor in Asia is Camphor basil.

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 13:51

PITRELL PRE SHAVE FL 75 ML. Fr. 5.60 ...

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 14:09

blood orange and small ice coffee, cig; ok peel? pulp? just peel. 2 mg? why? ....any quicklet

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 15:50

a bit of jet lag recovery gel on the nape of my neck...www.sodashi.com......one 2 mg, solid.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 16:10

One helluva story! Even MSM picked this one up. It does make one wonder though, as to how come she survived, and the other one didn't. Maybe he went up just a silly millimeter longer?

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 17:11

if that happened to me, i would blast away with jill sander breeze cooler spray against the current.

From: arod42 [Alex]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 22:53

im flying higher right now

From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 23:03

From: acrimony [Room Dz-015]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 16:46

There should be detachable parachutes that come with these things, so you can fucking GET DOWN when you want to, and not when the supercell decides to diffuse.
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I think the parachute would get caught in the updraft, too.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 00:10

And parachutes dont always work either....

http://www.news.com.au/sundayheraldsun/story/0,21985,21241585-663,00.html

From: gunlover [Doug]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 01:11

Forrest Gump part two. He rattles on eating chok-a-lates while she lands and has to listen to him while she thaws out.

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 02:56

not very rotten, only 1 died. but truely amazing. sometimes I do like a nice story outcome. Sometimes

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 03:08

black coffee for now.....i cant think of anything i want to eat, but i'm getting hungry. i will need to steal bratwursts because i have canned cabbage. if i steal two pairs, i can buy one package of two....

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 03:32

Hat sich der Täter angesteckt?

Pech für den Mann, der am frühen Freitagmorgen vor dem Kulturzentrum Reithalle in Bern einem anderen Mann in die Wange biss: Das Opfer ist HIV-positiv und könnte nun auch den Täter angesteckt haben.

Die Berner Stadtpolizei rief deshalb den Täter auf, sich bei ihr zu melden. Eine Ansteckung könne nicht ausgeschlossen werden, hiess es in einem Communiqué. Das 42-jährige Opfer beschrieb den Wangenbeisser als Mann mit dunkler Hautfarbe und gekrausten Haaren.

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 06:04

the blackened skin pulls back and only wheezing white flesh reveals reluctant fat bursts in a pool of defrosted butter....priceless

dijon senf mit grunem pfeffer; produit de france

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 09:40

i will light my joint...a singular caramel, my cingular silver apple ashtray...............i walked head on into an oncoming bus, moments passed as days, we saw the day flash in front of our eyes,

From: goresplitter [#1 Pyromaniac]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 11:02

I want that to happen to me, it sounds fun... except for the cold part.

From: richfolks [aregross]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 13:23

A CINEMASCOPE flashed across the 13 inches, with white polos, royal navy blue lowers and a grey-death-blue Calida® top, i brushed my teeth with ULTIMATE WHITE™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™™ Aquafresh

From: apocryphal [pocket full of stones]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 17:10

one days work.
Abigail Van Buren
born 1918
Pauline Esther Friedman
(AP)
Vanilla Ice
born 1968
Robbie Van Winkle
(AP)
Mike Wallace
born 1918
Myron Leon Wallace
(CBS)
Larry King
born 1933
Leibel Harvey Zeiger
(CBS)
James Arness
born 1923
James Aurness
(AP)
David Bowie
born 1948
David Robert Hayward-Jones
(AP)
Elizabeth Ashley
born 1939
Elizabeth Ann Cole
(Elizabeth Ashley Publicity Photo)
T.I.
born 1980
Clifford Harris Jr.
(AP)
Willem DaFoe
born 1955
William DeFoe
(AP)
Robert Downey Jr.
born 1965
Robert John Elias Jr.
(AP)
Jodie Foster
born 1962
Alicia Christian Foster
(AP)
Dennis Franz
born 1944
Dennis Franz Schlachta
(AP)
Edward Furlong
born 1977
Edward Walter Torres
(Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)
Natalie Portman
born 1981
Natalie Hershlag
(AP)
Winona Ryder
born 1971
Winona Laura Horowitz
(Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 19-Feb-2007 01:32

I think the idea with detaching from the parasail and using a reserve is that you would not open the reserve for a long time, until you are no longer in much danger.

I did something like this getting towed behind a motorboat, and while I am both afraid of heights and afraid of deep water, it was a lot of fun.

Updated: 22-Feb-2007 14:24
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