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Not taking any more shit from hijackers
New York Times | Submitted by: Mark Kleeberg
"A fast-thinking pilot with passengers in cahoots fooled a hijacker by braking hard upon landing, then accelerating to knock the man down. When he fell, flight attendants threw boiling water in his face, and about 10 people pounced on him, Spanish officials said Friday."
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From: grimlittlefiend [butt baby]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:11
boiling water in the face is always hilarious
From: jeepinjuli [Juli]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:13
Off with his head! Remember when the "shoe bomber" was paraded around after he got off the plane. that man had bruises all over. amen. i'm surprised it was just ten people that pounced on this dude in this instance. its about time we got brave.
From: kwijibo
[A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:14
I can hardly believe that these Francophones didn't try and just negotiate with the guy peacefully. The pilot could get on the radio to the UN and get a toothless resolution passed. Everyone could go their separate ways and things would be bright and happy until the next time this happened. No, instead they take some unilateral ass-kicking into their own hands. Now they are the most hated aircraft, crew and passengers in the world (and for good reason!).
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:26
They should have made him sit next to the woman with the screaming infant.
From: stripes919 [anal seepage]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:34
Blowing his head off on the runway would have been fitting treatment. He wanted political asylum? Try death instead.
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:40
Too bad the hijackers weren't affectionate gays or nursing mothers. Some overzealous FA could've kicked them off before takeoff.
From: pauli [mean, but considerate]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:43
This is exactly what president bush is talking about. To fight terrorism AND the bird flu, the U.S. intends to bomb and destroy the Canary islands and the country of Turkey.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:56
Shit like this only worked before 9/11 because people expected to be released unharmed if they cooperated. Knowing they're probably going to end up as bug shit either way , I don't think too many people are going to submit to hijackers in the future.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:57
Nothing rotten here, unless you're the hijacker going to prison for a long time. Too bad the passengers didn't just kill him and dump him out the door.  On TV too!
From: carriesovery [carrie's ovary]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:57
Oh come on, give the hijacker a break will ya? He's probably just got a bout of bipolar disorder. Bring him here, and will put him in a nice rehab facility so he can face his obsession with hijacking planes. I'd like to see the balls on that pilot, by the way.
From: herrdooshbagge [obersturmbahnfurher]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:13
YES! Right on! This was a great story to read (though not particularly rotten). They should give Granny banana tits from a few stories back a crack at this douche to teach him a lesson.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:21
The Pilot must've seen Magnum Force.....Dirty Harry does the exact same thing to a bunch of filthy, dirty, camlel-tick ridden, flea-infested Terrorists in that movie 
From: synesthesia [you'll figure it out]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:27
Aircraft hijacks - the only time when it is socially acceptable for Westerners to behave like jihadists.
From: ghund [put it in ur mouth]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:34
ay honkey kong, sum1 should throw on a trojan magnum and force it up ur sisters twat, ooohhhh ooooohhhhhhhh ill do it (raises hand) even though uve given it a creampie b4 im sure shell b surprised at wat i have in store 4 her
From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:45
"When he fell, flight attendants threw boiling water in his face" Yeah, that's gotta hurt. LOL! One man -vs- the rest of the plane... Mohamad isn't very bright. Kudo's to the flight crew for giving it good to that dummy.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:48
'They already had the hot water. Someone should have teabagged him while they had him pinned down'. ............................... Good one Kuzzball. And chalk one up for the good guys. They should have beaten the prick to death with their bare hands. I flew to Key West over Christmas/New Years......and I was looking to cold-cock any shitskinned cocksucker who acted the least bit twitchy or squirrely.
From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:49
I would like to point out that banning passengers from bringing liquids on airplanes did not deter this hijacker, who somehow managed to get not one but TWO guns on the plane. In fact, liquids are what ended up PROTECTING the passengers from the hijacker. Suck it, TSA!
From: greyfox [grey]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 17:47
Speaking of balls, they should have used another pot of boiling water for good measure.
From: darkwolf [the Wolf with the nasty bite]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 18:25
One camelfucker down, millions to go. Heh, guess it was Allah's plan wasn't it? Now Spain is gonna have all these idiots screaming "descrimination" and "against Islam". Get ready for reports of innocent Spaniards being beheaded.
From: freegirl [wicked]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 18:50
I'm going to be flying to Miami in a couple of weeks. I will be ready to kick ass and defend this country, if needed!
From: cool [a;sldkfj]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 19:19
wow, this story is fully rotten. firstly: the men passengers were expected to go against the gunman while the women retired to the back of the plane? fuck that. you want equality? secondly: the gross irresponsibility of the pilot, crew & passengers - indulging in a plan to apply a sudden jolt to a man holding a gun in each hand in a crowded small space - then rushing him while he still held one gun! thirdly: boiling water in the face. the poor chap shouldn't have done what he did but jesus, he didn't hurt anyone... or even divert them from their original destination. he just scared them. he probably didn't even have any intention of using the guns - or do you think maybe he would have done so at the point where he was laid out with everybody attacking him? he only dropped one of his two guns. jail for him would be appropriate. boiling water in the face is just inhuman. i guess i can understand why the flight attendant did that since they may have feared that they would be victims of a tense hostage situtation. what i don't understand is the glee some people feel at his suffering, the utter lack of any compassion for a suffering being.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 19:34
From: cool [a;sldkfj] Date: 16-Feb-2007 19:19 wow, this story is fully rotten. firstly: the men passengers were expected to go against the gunman while the women retired to the back of the plane? fuck that. you want equality? secondly: the gross irres....... If I'm ever tried by a jury I hope you're on it.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 19:55
Why was he requesting asylum? Are armed maniacal criminals being persecuted in his home country? He should try Canada. Armed criminals are always welcome there if they promise to go directly into the US.
From: kingkilla257
[K_illa]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 22:37
That was some weak shit, complaining about the passengers roughing him up a bit. Anyone trying to hijack a plane in this day and age deserves whatever beating is given to him in-flight. I don't give a shit what color a person's skin is if they are trying to jack a plane that I happen to be on, they are going to get hurt. It is every fliers responsibility to prevent shit like this from happening. Anyways, how in the fuck did he get two pistols on-board?!
From: gnarface
[sick nasty!]
Date: 16-Feb-2007 23:33
what they need to do is stop going after the commercial airliners and start getting those nifty bi-planes going. a puff of red smoke , a few twirls in the air , and your free to crash into anything you disire. fucking noobs...
From: docdoober [IHavePnS]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 00:01
How the fuck did he get 2 guns on the airplane? Guess the US needs to sell some weapon sniffing equipment to these airtards.
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 00:08
Hey-now! Hey-now! Good to read shit like that.
From: cool [a;sldkfj]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 02:06
morbid fascination with suffering, disfigurement, death etc, i can understand. glee, pleasure,, wishing there had been more suffering, lack of compassion? can't understand that. call me retard all you want but i think we all know whose mind is in the healthier condition.
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 04:09
The reason we feel gleeful about this shitbag nigtard getting hurt is because he deserved it. Putting a bunch of innocent people in fear for their lives SHOULD get you an ass-whuppping. If I'd been on that airplane, I'd have blinded the fucker prior to kicking his crotch into a bloody red hole. Airplane hijackings will stop once the fuckers are afraid to do it.
From: blahblahblowme
[my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 06:09
From: brainspore [Brainspore] Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:49 I would like to point out that banning passengers from bringing liquids on airplanes did not deter this hijacker, who somehow managed to get not one but TWO guns on the plane. In fact, liquids are what ended up PROTECTING the passengers from the hijacker. Suck it, TSA! Exactly what I was thinking. Yes hurrah for the pilot with big hairy and hard to carry balls and the quick thinking of the flight crew but just how in the FUCK did this sand spade ever get not fucking one but two fucking guns on that plane? I'm am truly befuckled and pissed right the fuck off as well. One shot out of one of those guns up there about 35,000 feet and this would have truly been a rotten story.
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 08:27
Next time the stewardess tells this turkey: "Please remain in your seat with your seat-belt fastened till the plane comes to a complete halt." He'll pay more attention! Boiling oil for second offenders!
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 08:48
From: darkwolf [the Wolf with the nasty bite] Date: 16-Feb-2007 18:25 One camelfucker down, millions to go. Heh, guess it was Allah's plan wasn't it? Now Spain is gonna have all these idiots screaming "descrimination" and "against Islam". Get ready for reports of innocent Spaniards being beheaded. ~~~~~~~~~~ Actually, in Spain they'd probably be yelling, "discriminación!" and, "contra Islam!"
From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 10:52
This goes to prove that the French will fight when it makes sense, not when it is stupid as hell.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 11:18
Whoever attempts to hijack a plane, endangering 200+ people in the aircraft, deserves every beating and pot of boiling water thrown in their face. How in the hell were the passengers to know for sure that the hijacker "just wants asylum" when he is ranting like a lunatic and waving guns in the air? Remember 9-11 the plane that crashed in PA? They found out the hijackers slit the flight attendants and pilot's throats w/ box cutters, before the passengers said hell w/ this we aren't going down like mindless sheep and fought back. Preventing the terrorists fuckers from crashing the plane in the white house. They died fighting, and saved the lives of innocent people on the ground. ................ From: kingkilla257 [K_illa] Date: 16-Feb-2007 22:37 That was some weak shit, complaining about the passengers roughing him up a bit. Anyone trying to hijack a plane in this day and age deserves whatever beating is given to him in-flight. I don't give a shit what color a person's skin is if they are trying to jack a plane that I happen to be on, they are going to get hurt. It is every fliers responsibility to prevent shit like this from happening. Anyways, how in the fuck did he get two pistols on-board?!
From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 12:47
What most of you fail to realize is that getting guns onto an Air Mauritania flight is quite easy, they have no fear of terrorism, as they are in good standing with the radical islamic world. I've flown Air Mauritania (Noardibou to Casablanca), and found it interesting that there was no pre-flight safety demonstration of the air masks and other safety devices, but perhaps they had been removed from the plane. What doesn't make sense is that the man didn't speak French, which means that he was of very poor education. Well done to all the crew and passengers, but I must say that their advesary was not formidable. Also, I used to fly Pakistan Int'l Airlines alot for the same reason- odds of terrorists targeting the flight were slim.
From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 12:51
Actually it sounds pretty much like any normal landing when flying Southwestern!
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 13:17
...This goes to prove that the French will fight when it makes sense, not when it is stupid as hell. ... How so? Maybe if there had been Frenchmen mentioned in the story, but there weren't.
From: jayjg [Jayjg the Jew]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 14:20
All Muslims should be boiled alive on principle alone. L'chaim!
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 16:16
Quote:"''We were afraid. We thought it was people from al-Qaida" Yup, AQ has totally fucked any chance for a hijacking for profit(remember Cooper?), or for strictly political motives. IMO, there will never be another hijacking period. People don't want to be blown up, nor crashed into the WTC, or what ever. Gone are the days, when passengers would sit and meekly await their fate. So tell me again, just exactly why does one have to submit to endless hassles when flying, at the airports? Methinks it is a plot to make money for Bush. How he makes money, I don't know, but somehow he does.
From: stuinoz [STU]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 16:59
I can just picture the male flight attendants beltin fuck outta him with their glow mesh handbags
From: blahblahblowme
[my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 17:30
From: skyeyez9 [Marie] Date: 17-Feb-2007 11:18 Whoever attempts to hijack a plane, endangering 200+ people in the aircraft, deserves every beating and pot of boiling water thrown in their face. How in the hell were the passengers to know for sure that the hijacker "just wants asylum" when he is ranting like a lunatic and waving guns in the air? 200 + in the air but how many on the ground? Well that depends on alot of different things that could happen. Let's say he shoots a gun up there pokes a hole in the plane, it would depressurize and like break up besides freezing everyone to death with no oxygen, it might just come apart in big pieces. Or it would just blow up in a big piece hot flame ball. Or it just cruises until it runs out of gas or crashes into the ground where let's say there are like 2,000 people just going about their daily routines. The U.S. government will shoot a plane down before they let it get anywhere near a populated area as well. This is this hijackers lucky day.
From: omagoch [Bryan]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 19:17
When you "know" you're going to die, you might as well beat someone's ass. Although this ass whopping may of saved their lives, it's still pretty fucking funny.
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 20:42
Too bad they didn't pour boiling water all over the shoe bomber's face. It might have scalded that annoying smirk off his face.
From: buster69 [BUSTER69]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 21:51
This hijacker should of won the DUMB FUCK AWARDS.
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 17-Feb-2007 22:35
Why did he want to go to France when he couldn't speak any french? As a side note when I was eight my dad took me to McDonalds. He got a large coffee (black) and carried our tray to the table where I was already sitting (it was busy). Apparently the top on the cup wasn't on properly and when he was setting the tray down the tray tilted, and the coffee spilled on my leg. Now, granted I was wearing jeans, but when it happened it absolutely didn't hurt for at least 15 seconds. I did end up changing the dressing twice a day for three months so if this happens to you dump your pop and everyone elses next to you on top of the coffee asap also hold the ice on your leg. He got a free refill and for some reason I've never liked coffee or McDonalds. Sadly this was long before the coffee in the crotch on the highway retard woman received a windfall for her own stupidity. Anyway, boiling water's a good start but for incapacitating a highjacker it isn't anywhere near enough. As a fragile female I would have helped secure the highjacker by grabbing, twisting, and pulling his nuts as hard as I could after the men took him down.
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 17-Feb-2007 22:40
or I could have gouged his eyes out with a fork or something...maybe I watched too much GI Joe when I was growing up.
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 17-Feb-2007 22:45
or I could have made him watch Japanese porn like The Bug Eater!    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/horrors-of-porn/bug-eater-cockroach.php
From: arod42
[Alex]
Date: 17-Feb-2007 23:00
This is what Ive been saying would happen next time some one tries to hijack a plane. Thank you for vindicating me ass kicking flight crew.
From: uggh [!]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 00:35
Why did he want to go to France when he couldn't speak any french? ___________________ Why are their thosands of Mexicans who can't speak a word of English pouring across the Rio Grande? Because they turned their own country into a godforsaken shithole, duh!
From: educatedidiot
[intolerant of stupidity]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 03:43
From: pauli [mean, but considerate] Date: 16-Feb-2007 13:43 This is exactly what president bush is talking about. To fight terrorism AND the bird flu, the U.S. intends to bomb and destroy the Canary islands and the country of Turkey. ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ i almost could picture that
From: educatedidiot
[intolerant of stupidity]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 03:48
From: brainspore [Brainspore] Date: 16-Feb-2007 14:49 I would like to point out that banning passengers from bringing liquids on airplanes did not deter this hijacker, who somehow managed to get not one but TWO guns on the plane. In fact, liquids are what ended up PROTECTING the passengers from the hijacker. Suck it, TSA! Noticed blahblahblowme seconded this notion... Think you two are missing a MAJOR point..... This happened in a FOREIGN COUNTRY! TSA nowhere to be seen on this one....
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 04:43
And what is it with these Japanese fuck-flicks? Am I supposed to get off watching a large cockroach crawling over some old whore's worthless gash? They wallow in shit and guzzle quarts of jizz.........but blur out a perfectly healthy, tasty snatch. Go figure.
From: rottenaugratin
[Rotten au Gratin]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 08:27
Finish the job. Stomp him to death, fold him so he fits into the over head compartment and charge his credit card triple for the inconvenience. If there's a widow or family that wants to claim the cocksucker's remains tell them he can be picked up in the 'found luggage' department in boise idaho if they haven't already fed his worthless carcass to the zoo animals.
From: bartyboyo
[sean]
Date: 18-Feb-2007 10:04
Hats off to the folks that had the balls to do something,Im tired of hearing about people just trying to mind there own bussieness.Minding your own bussieness is great in everyday life but to insure my well being I will take any asshat out that even mentions jeprodizing my saftey in any public place
From: cool [a;sldkfj]
Date: 19-Feb-2007 06:35
yeah, hats off to the pilot for recklessly endagering the lives of all the people on board the 'plane.
From: cunnilinguist [cazzodurissimo]
Date: 19-Feb-2007 10:17
I would have STOMPED on that mooslem cocksucker's skull till his brains were splattered all over the floor.
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 19-Feb-2007 11:06
Sorry, cool, but the rules changed on 9/11. Airline terrorism victims no longer have the reasonable expectation that they will be allowed to live.
From: venatius [Squid]
Date: 19-Feb-2007 12:12
#1: Nowhere in the article is the hijacker's religion mentioned. #2: Note the heroic pilot's name. It's hilarious seeing people bitching and growling about "goddamned MOO-slums" when his religion was never mentioned and the pilot who stopped him has the middle name Mohamed.
From: cool [a;sldkfj]
Date: 20-Feb-2007 18:11
even though piscivore's comments have nothing to do with the criminal recklessness of the pilot, i felt a couple of quotes from george macdonald fraser would be appropriate here: "there's nothing like a spirit of righteous retribution for kindling cruelty in decent, kindly, god-fearing man." "there's nothing crueler than a justified christian"
From: misterjeff
[(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 18:06
From: cool [a;sldkfj] Date: 16-Feb-2007 19:19 wow, this story is fully rotten. firstly: the men passengers were expected to go against the gunman while the women retired to the back of the plane? fuck that. you want equality? secondly: the gross irresponsibility of the pilot, crew & passengers - indulging in a plan to apply a sudden jolt to a man holding a gun in each hand in a crowded small space - then rushing him while he still held one gun! thirdly: boiling water in the face. the poor chap shouldn't have done what he did but jesus, he didn't hurt anyone... or even divert them from their original destination. he just scared them. he probably didn't even have any intention of using the guns - or do you think maybe he would have done so at the point where he was laid out with everybody attacking him? he only dropped one of his two guns. jail for him would be appropriate. boiling water in the face is just inhuman. i guess i can understand why the flight attendant did that since they may have feared that they would be victims of a tense hostage situtation. what i don't understand is the glee some people feel at his suffering, the utter lack of any compassion for a suffering being. -- Congratulations! You have just won the Biggest Pussy of the World Award! Like someone else said before, I sure hope you are on the jury if I ever get accused of a serious crime. Why don't you take a break from Rotten so you can grow a pair?
Updated: 22-Feb-2007 18:06
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