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Hair Police Condemn Packet Sniffer
Wired | Submitted by: william shitspeare
"Watt, a 7-foot-tall software engineer who was working for Morgan Stanley at the time the hacks occurred, pleaded guilty in December to creating a sniffing program dubbed blabla that Gonzalez and others allegedly used to steal millions of credit and debit card numbers from TJX and other companies... As Gonzalez and his gang allegedly hacked target after target, he sent Watt links to news stories describing a tidal wave of debit fraud spreading around the world, though he didn't acknowledge in this correspondence that he was behind the attacks."
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From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 15:30
Funny how Uncle Sam steals billions from the American people each year and nobody ever says a thing about prosecution.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 15:45
How does one detect odor from a hermetically sealed product?
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 15:46
In a prison he would rot yet hath not that there Watt value as a supercyberspybot
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 15:51
7' tall. He should have just beat his share out of Gonzales. There. I've commented on topic for all stories, I can go read now.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 15:53
Why let him rot in a prison when the NSA could be usin' 'im
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:06
I know I've probably opened the flood gates & let loose the dawgs of war, but have at it if your interested. Have fun all ........................ zzZzZzzzz
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:14
Smash his hands with a large hammer until each bone is broken at least once, then let them heal without medical attention. See if he writes bad code again after that. If he does, burn his eyes out with a propane torch.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:16
Well done, GD. As predicted, the trolls showed up just about three days later and made your point for you perfectly. Trolls are stupid and predictable. Except for all mine, of course. Thanks for demonstrating that so well, GD. ......................................... ? Yawn Wadda surprise huh, folks? heh heh heh
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:22
"all these little crosses were painted on the concrete floor" ________________________________ How did they get the paint of all those little crosses to stick on all those little grease spots?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:25
You seemed so proud when you registered GD. LOL waited 3 days before your first post and then I took it away from you in mere minutes. you know I need all the small victories I can get around here now that norace is back, causing me so much trouble, twisting my words and asking all the obvious questions no one ever does. The fucker.  But at least I beat you here! Better luck next time. /////////////////////////////// ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc  sure is..
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:25
They only made $200 million in several years' work. Tell you what ... he should have formed a legit company and got his bailout with the rest of 'em. Easy work, easy money, no criminal charges.
From: bugs [bunny]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:29
"a programmer who claims he earned nothing from the scheme sits broke and unemployed, his career in shambles, while awaiting sentencing for a piece of software he crafted for his friend." ^^^^ That reminds me, where is TSS, did he flounce for good?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:37
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 22-Jun-2009 07:03 ... "Incidentally, if you are the true norace, ..you are as welcome here as boils on a porn stars cock". .................................. ? yawn Sounds hostile and... frightened! does this mean yer a just the littlest bit upset, git? excellent! heh heh heh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x6m6qJEaE Fuck you too kipper! LOL! And, of course...I'll be ... Seeing ya around the welcome wagon! pip pip!  !
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:39
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:22 "all these little crosses were painted on the concrete floor" ________________________________ How did they get the paint of all those little crosses to stick on all those little grease spots? ============== Oil based paints?
From: dawgzilla
[Dawgzilla]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:46
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 22-Jun-2009 16:25 They only made $200 million in several years' work. Tell you what ... he should have formed a legit company and got his bailout with the rest of 'em. Easy work, easy money, no criminal charges. ----------------------- Great idea. Golden parachutes for all my men.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 17:12
Hey Stud, Norace, Cracker, DS, Vic, and everyone, check this out for fun. ! Keep it. And roll up those fucking sleeves, faggot. That's what a ghillie shirt is meant to look like. Not with your sleeves-down straight from the packet faggotry. ///////////////////////////////// Speedy! Auch mon! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x6m6qJEaE
From: germythegoth [Shut up and sit down bitch]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 17:23
Look at these stupid fucking names you guys choose around here!
From: ik
Date: 22-Jun-2009 17:26
 Uh, dude, a little court room advice. Don't wear your hair like that Don't have that look on your face Don't call any one "dude"
From: retardedmonkey
[ISeeYouWhenYouSleep]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 17:38
So did anyone besides me notice the cult of the dead cow necklace? And WTF is with terribly tall white dudes being weird. I worked with guy who is 6'7" and lawdy... between the tattoos and the rock band addiction I fail to see how he got any work done.
From: ik
Date: 22-Jun-2009 17:41
What did happen with TSS, has he just not been posting, or was there an actual flounce?
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 17:48
Andro, hey there. How are things? Are you feeling well? Hope so. Ik, I saw a post where TSS gave away his password for thesickthsense. Could have been the real deal or not, can't say for sure. I have only seen his handle a couple of times since then and I am pretty sure it wasn't him, but who really knows. Hello Rottenville! GD around?
From: ik
Date: 22-Jun-2009 18:07
How do you fellow American posters feel about this? http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/06/22/jealous.naacp/index.html
From: ik
Date: 22-Jun-2009 18:27
I don't want the US to get involved, AT ALL, but I have to give the Iranians credit, they have the stones to do some thing about it when their election gets stolen.
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 18:36
BTW, ik, I submitted that bunny article before I stopped trolling you. I'm truly sorry and I hope it didn't cause you too much distress. I hope you enjoy that article and the rest of your experience on rotten this evening.
From: bugs [bunny]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 18:43
From: itismetroll [troll] Date: 22-Jun-2009 18:36 BTW, ik, I submitted that bunny article before I stopped trolling you. I'm truly sorry and I hope it didn't cause you too much distress. I hope you enjoy that article and the rest of your experience on rotten this evening. ^^^^ I submitted the 2nd bunny article. Maybe that's why it says, Wire Services | Submitted by: Bugs Bunny, Alcohol ik 
From: ik
Date: 22-Jun-2009 18:45
i think it's fucked up that duder himself is helping to troll me but eh,life gos on.
From: ik
Date: 22-Jun-2009 18:48
This is a picture of Iranian military police from the English language Al Jazeera website. Any one else notice any thing odd about them?
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 18:55
I've submitted articles as "Gargoyle the Hutt", and Duder allowed people to submit articles as "ban norace" so I don't think he cares much. I'm going to start submitting articles as "Fuck Duder" and see if he posts that.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 19:06
All hail phoenixrising! Hi phoe. Today was my first day of chemo/rad therapy. All went swell and I'm still strong, though a little burned out. But it's late as well. We'll see if I sing a different tune come the end of the week. I call tomorrow to get a feeding tube inserted into my belly. That does not sound like fun. How will I ever fit a cheeseburger in that?
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 19:08
From: itismetroll [troll] Date: 22-Jun-2009 18:55 I've submitted articles as "Gargoyle the Hutt", and Duder allowed people to submit articles as "ban norace" so I don't think he cares much. I'm going to start submitting articles as "Fuck Duder" and see if he posts that. ==================================== I've submitted under Androloma {He Whom Even The Gods Adore} and those submissions never make the grade. D'ya think I was being a little too pretentious?
From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 19:09
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 22-Jun-2009 18:17 Understanding that understanding is subjective leads to less misunderstandings than misunderstanding that understanding understanding is subjective ________________________________ I got one: That that is is that that is not is not that that is is not that that is not that that is not is not that that is is that not so it is Old punctuation game.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 19:12
LOL on the cheeseburger, Andro. As soon as I woke up from surgery I wanted a whopper with cheese. They starved me for well over a day and a half before I went under. The nurse gave me some nice red jello instead. Bitch! I am glad you are still feeling well. My fingers are crossed. Can you not eat real food? Or is the tube to make sure you get enough nutrition?
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 19:18
My fingers are crossed. Can you not eat real food? Or is the tube to make sure you get enough nutrition? ============================ The radiation is predicted to roast my throat. Won't be able to eat nor drink. Instead of the conventional tedium of food consumption, my nutrional ingress should circumvent the traditional means of sustenance in favor of a very direct shortcut. I'm sure pureed fluid going in will result in liquidy wets egressing as well, for extra special hilarities. Fun days ahead.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 19:43
I never knew that Iranian police had the word "POLICE" in English on their shields. I would never doubt anything on al jazeera.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 19:43
Good evening Rotters. A unexpected knock on my door today, and a Man asks if I can put a trailer hitch on his truck, with his help. (So far I like the Salvadorians, They will get in on the work) And Here's the sight that started my day..  had to excise that from both sides, without nicking the frame! ..Truck came from New York..  ..And some of the things that I had played with by the end of the day.  Hot Dang, A "flame-wrench" is a handy thing sometimes! Three different "shops", wouldn't even try it. ..Hmmph. With an able helper, "Loco Gringo" got it done. == Androloma -if you're still there, The "Tool_Ten thousand days" album continues to grow on me, All their stuff has grown on me as time passes. Do some chemo puff and cue it up!
From:
Date: 22-Jun-2009 19:48
remember the skinned dog you love to post, andro. it felt worse.
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 20:12
Andro- you will be a cinch to win chugging contest.
From: retardedmonkey
[ISeeYouWhenYouSleep]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 20:14
Jesus Bedfart... that is some scabby ass welding. The rust is rust and it's a fact of life here in NY. You should see (or is that see through) my jeep. The body is about ready to just slough off in a stiff wind and the frame is not very far behind. A hot wrench, sawzall and vicegrips are the three tools you need when all else fails. The second string is a mig/tig, plasma and PB Blaster. Armed with those 6 things you can generally cob something together long enough to get it move long enough to reach the proper tools and supplies. As far as crazy ass hispanics, the guys in my shop are masters of stupid shit... like a breaker bar on a tap. What in the fuck ever gave you the idea that a 22" breaker bar was exactly what 7/16 fine tap needed. To this day I can't see how they twisted the shank but didn't snap the nose. They also seem to feel that metric and SAE keys are interchangeable on the finicky italian equipment. Wrong again boys and next time you strip the head out, I am not going to fix it; I'm getting the may who signs my pay check and have you explain it to him why the 6mm hex is now a 1/4" round. I am always a bit amazed as the jack-offery they put themselves through. It's like a game to see how long you can stretch any given maintenance task while also convoluting the repair process.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2009 20:15
Damn, missed andro, wanted to talk to him.. oh well he can clean up the spillage on that last gif of his. Evening to the rest of yas
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 20:45
RM, doing otgher peoples' reworks is a bitch. Like some asshole trying to take a pipe wrench to the main pulley nut on a 1Fiat-Abarth Zagato.   THis car should be
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2009 20:54
Hey Abby, I used to work on FIAT's, LOL. I liked those little 750 cc engines. I could unbolt them and remove them without a cherry picker or any help. Grab that long water pump on one side, the header on the other and lift slight and step back it was in your arms.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2009 20:55
I learned to read Italian for my colors and various electrical components. While the service manuals were translated to english quite well, the wiring diagrams were not at all. All the wire colors and component names were in italian.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 20:56
Yay! GD is here! No, you didn't miss me. I was off reading the articles.  That was taken right after. I'll try to get a better shot in a day or two when all the redness is gone and it is healed.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:03
Goyle, they had a lot of heart. The Zagato coupe was such a refined little machine. Brother had one for a few months (fixed, restored, and sold, his hobby). I loved it. All was perfect, even the office's big large clocks with the tach at the place of honor, center top, and the Nardi wheel. 
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:08
{He Whom Even The Gods Adore} and those submissions never make the grade. D'ya think I was being a **little too pretentious? ////////////////// ? nice, **Why...Of course not! I like it... Sounds just fine to describe someone...like .. {ME(norace)} not you , pumpkin. heh heh heh.. Ps... note to self.. 'nice name'.. I'm jealous.. BTW, folks.. It's official! Norace is .. here now again, among ya! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQjnsdlmOo&NR=1
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:13
Stud, Mrs. GD bought a Momo wheel for her rollerskate and it's very functional, ergonomic, and no-nonsense, but I still wish she had gotten the Nardi. I just might switch.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:22
From: ik Date: 22-Jun-2009 17:41 What did happen with TSS, has he just not been posting, or was there an actual flounce? //////////////// ? Hey (shrugs) Don't look at me.... heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:23
Have picked out another phoenix similar, but different to yours to go on the other hip. I am happy with the way it turned out. Hubby said I should get Sturm Ruger underneath it. It reminds him of the logo. Not even close. Well, okay they are both a phoenix but the similarity stops there.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:27
Carefull Phoe, Ya get the Strom ruger option and someone will say somethin about shootin from the hip see it's already happening.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:33
I thought of that too, LOL. Gun-minded, we are. BTW I tried their .22/.45 at the range and with its bull barrel it feels so much like my 1911 (but with the low cost of .22LR) that I am really coveting. Want want want ...
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:35
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:29 Phoe were tattooed in Tatooine And other fictional places ~~~~~~ It was actually in Jax and sitting in that fucked up position well it hurted my backs But it's better now *note I only have one back, was attempting to rhyme* haha
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:40
I can't believe all the fellows' comments about that guy's hairstyle. You just sound like a bunch of old bluehairs at their coffee klatsch that have espied a Mohawk. Bunch of biddies.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:43
Wolfie, I used to do that to my hair when I was like 11. Just so I could take it down after a while and have the crazy hair. I guess, it just stands out when a dude has the do of a tween girl.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:45
Yawn. Since there is this really fuckin DULL,twitter' exchange goin on now that thousands of poor readers (myself included)of the forum are a currently a bored captive too.. I feel free to interrupt! LOL! Now... .. Didn't I see that cowardly fuck "slow karl" post back aways today? Hey nitwit! I uhhh have had some time now to...BACK READ! Some of the 'special.. comments' yer felt safe in sharing with folks this forum, while you believed , I was perma..banned... were... very interesting to ME personally! LOL! Did I mention before that Norace has a LONG memory! heh... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvTT29cavKo Come ta poppa peanut!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:48
From: rectalswelling [Yea I am an infection of the ass so what?] Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:37 good evening all. I AM ROBOT. ............................ ? ZZzzzz
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:52
snooze out Goyle. This is on one of the story links. http://www.wpix.com/kcpq-badtattoosgallery-1,0,2397142.photogallery?index=kcpq-badtattoos-14  
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:52
Phoe, I think more along the lines of classic Barbarians, Vikings, and some of today's Bikers and other large honorably uncouth berserker characters. Especially when on the head of a 7' dude. Put a battle axe in his hand and watch him run (hopefully not towards you) with thin braids flying in the wind like evil snakes. The look on his face contributes to the image, I must say.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:57
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:50 good evening all. I AM DUMBASS. ////////////////// ? Yawn. Is it just me folks? or did he misspell his first post to me? I swear he posted , "robot". oh, well... big friggin deal. I mean really, who cares about what the stitled wooden faced slimy snot ding dong says here anyway, huh? heh heh ZZzzz high 5s alla the Noracers ...laughin! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 22:11
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 22-Jun-2009 22:00 If we just keep on talking and ignore him .. maybe he will just go away! See? This way, I'll just hold my tongue. By doing so you can regain power and further more...I .. God. After all my years of glory here. I'm reduced to this level now I just hate that fucker. ............................................... ? Yawn Maybe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 22:22
From: gargoyle the bore Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:47 You can have my commode chair next to the computer RF, I'm gonna go get some more chili fuel for the piles! Night all .................... ? ZZzzzzz sooo... Is this all that's left now after I get back? heh heh heh ! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 22:42
From: gargoyle the bore Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:47 You can have my commode chair next to the computer RF, I'm gonna go get some more chili fuel for the piles! Night all .................... From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:49 thanks goyle .................................. From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 22-Jun-2009 22:28 pardon me gerbil poop! ................................ From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 22-Jun-2009 22:32 No problem, rf, but you still stink! lol ............................................. ? yawn And they keep callin me a menace! :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf-HcRnWkFo&feature=related ZZzzzzzzz
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 22:54
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 22-Jun-2009 22:44 You don't call me **StudWelcher anymore, norace. So Why does my ass keep hurtin? /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ? yawn Why should I sweetpea? I got PLENTY of other names and plays fer ya to choose from fer ya by now. Really! heh heh heh Ya know? I already heard a lotta bout how "tough" yer are here before boy.. yawns And? .. Yer flatter yerself puppy. LOL! :0 To norace? Yer just another little ..bug in my way.. STOMP... LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb6vVDcqtyE&feature=related
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 23:00
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:52 ... Especially when on the head of a 7' dude. Put a battle axe in his hand and watch him run (hopefully not towards you) with thin braids flying in the wind like evil snakes. ... ****** thanks, gd. now i'm going to have nightmares.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 23:11
Thank god you're not the real norace. .................... ? Yawn ...sorry to be the apparent..sudden bearer of really BAD news! LOL! There is no god , peanut. And life ain't fair either. ..didn't ya already know yet? heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C570byQCLpI&feature=related really!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 23:25
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 22-Jun-2009 23:04 Too late, too late. You're made. You are not norace. You can't be! I, we... saw you dead back in April! It's well documented already.. ...I can not accept this! We have new sightings! Now..."You" killed ..WELL over the "official" 13 trolls here back in 09... You single handedly triggered the BIGGEST man hunt ever on this forum! Sniff..(All those dead, brave attack trolls will live in our memories too) So now you want us to belive... You are BACK? No way. Could it really be.... you are here again? No..Impossible...Sounds complicated somehow too perhaps. Just WHO... A R E ... YOU anyway? ////////////////////////////////////////// ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI9-k9AkF9c&feature=fvw My ...name ..is .. Norace.
From: rectumfister [got pooh?]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 23:32
fucknut I should have bet on Obama. You made a fool of me.(&StudWelcher)
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 22-Jun-2009 23:50
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 22-Jun-2009 23:04 Too late, too late. You're made. You are not norace. You can't be! I, we... saw you dead back in April! It's well documented already.. ...I can not accept this! We have new sightings! Now..."You" killed ..WELL over the "official" 17 Rotten.com attack trolls here back in 09... You single handedly triggered the BIGGEST man hunt ever on this forum! And .. you died! Sniff..(All those dead, brave attack trolls will ferever live in our cruddy memories too) So now you want us to belive... You are BACK? ///////////////////////// ? yawn. yep. I admit.. it's a little complicated , and involves some very important other poster friends of mine..and... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL1RE8JXaIw&feature=related
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:06
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 22-Jun-2009 23:52 Hello to you again Norace. I wish i had some kind a imagination instead of ... instead of... ..intstead of.. instead of.. inteaded of.. instead of... .. ////////////////////////////////// ? Yawn. It's ok ....kryton! Kryton! .. perfect! LOL! anyway.. At least fer you RF!... There still is a ...Silicon Heaven! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jj3wZVc7nw&feature=related
From: rectumfister [got pooh?]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:08
It was only a pretend bet. I was never going to pay. I didn't have the money.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:18
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:11 and just to prove my point you will take this post and change into a dork post ................................. ? yawn hmmm it's midnight? already? why, i'm just gettin .. started. . he's really right ya know... heh wait fer it... goodnight now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwARpaKHx_w
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:25
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:15 I guesss that the pseudo-Norace troll is with us again ////////////////////////////// ? Keep yer rzr on there, greta! heh Yer just keep on , keepin on there baby! just fer me ... Seriously though? But When all is said and done? Me and the boys are still... just glad to be back! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNczeP33Yk0&feature=related ganight.
From: qd
[GD]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:32
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:15 I can't think of anything stupider than pretending to be a troll's troll. _________________________________________________--- Waiting for the GD handle and not registering this one IMO was "pretty fucking stupid" ...''Stupid''
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:35
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:27 now even a machine brain like me would know how only the real norace would just laugh at this kinda shit! ............................................... ? yep :P ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf-HcRnWkFo&feature=related heh heh heh
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:44
LOL Cracker, I see "qd-the-simple" is still haunting the lower depths of Rotten. I would have thought that after the enthusiastic reception It got this morning, that It would have gotten the message. But again, had It not been a cretin, It would not have fallen for the "gd" trap anyway. We need better quality trolls, not those cheap Made-in-China knock-offs.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:53
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 23-Jun-2009 00:47 come on pseudo norace! answer the question! if you were the real norace you would be laughing silently in the background like everybody else! h m m m m m Who the fuck am i try ing to kid .............................. ? i do not know nit wit Zzzzzz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x6m6qJEaE
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 01:16
yawn ps..Since you KEEP inSISTING on BRinging iTT up. funny.. ya know? only the real rectal sweller fuck , that I've known before here would know about when you called ..the real norace! mr creepy fuck. Hmmmm ...not so funny to me and my family now. right? Sooo. i DO know BY know mr rf? be afraid.. I wHaT \ you DiD laST suMMeRR creep
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 01:30
fuck http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc
From: qd
[GD]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 01:37
From: gd [GD] Date: 19-Jun-2009 03:42 J'en ai assez des cons qui copient mon nom, Ponty. Personellement, je m'en branle, mais il y a trop d'imbeciles qui ne remarquent pas la difference. J'ai decide de m'appeler "gd" et de les faire chier. English; I am tired of cons who copy my name, Ponty. Personally, I motion, but there are too many idiots who do not notice the difference. I decided to call me "gd" and to do shit ------------------------------------ From: gd [GD] Date: 19-Jun-2009 03:56 Yep it's me folks. I was getting bored with the stupid assholes who seem to get their jollies by fucking around with my name and "cut and posting" from the Canadian News in my (fractured) name I thought how lovely it would be to simplify the equation with new logo. So "GD" is alive and well as "gd". "Absinthe", of course, is merely taking a nice vacation on the shores of Lake Themiscyra, in the charming company of other daughters of Bilitis. ---------------------------------------- From: gd [GD] Date: 19-Jun-2009 04:27 LMAO - Ponty! I had a sneaking feeling that I might have to present credentials at the door to prove I was not some wandernd kloniertes Tier. ----------------------------------------- I GIVE YOU A HINT From: absentheredux [Redhead dyke] Date: 19-Jun-2009 04:47 LOL it's too late dear Don't bother he he he You should have thought of that before ----------------------------------------------- From: gd [GD] Date: 19-Jun-2009 06:50 Maedchen, how do you like my new Sommerkleid? Much shorter than the full name? Very fashionable for the hot weather, I think -- and will annoy trolls for few days. ------------------------------------ LOL and now when you have realized your mistake __________________________________________________ From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 19-Jun-2009 07:09 Good morning almost all Maedchen, "gd" was me LOL. My little scheme to register "gd" sent (as expected) one of my trolls rushing to register "qd" in order to be able to troll "gd". Silly kid must have thought that I had not seen "quarqoyle" and did not expect imitations. YUP, you sure fooled me HA HA HA
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 01:45
From: qd [GD] Date: 23-Jun-2009 01:37 From: gd [GD] Date: 19-Jun-2009 03:42 J'en ai assez des cons qui copient mon nom, Ponty. Personellement, je m'en branle, mais il y a trop d'imbeciles qui ne remarquent pas la difference. J'ai decide de m'appeler "gd" et de les faire chier. etc.. etc... English; I am tired of cons who copy my name, Ponty And finally..etc, etc.. yawn ............................................ ? hmmm Let's try to bury the last unpleasant truth that ain't fuckin goin away anytime soon now.. goddamn ..it fer real http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhtcaRRngcw
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 01:52
? heh alla about.. Technology and big mouths! amazing!  LOL! bye bye babe! night ouch.
From:
Date: 23-Jun-2009 02:56
The 2 male nurses should get a room. They could happily vivisect their retentively laxatived assholes in private.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 03:05
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 22-Jun-2009 23:00 From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 22-Jun-2009 21:52 ... Especially when on the head of a 7' dude. Put a battle axe in his hand and watch him run (hopefully not towards you) with thin braids flying in the wind like evil snakes. ================================================ Technoviking!  
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 03:25
I dozed off and didn't msis a thing. 1) fucknut is not the real fucknut. 2) qd is an idiot 3) any troll who posts smileys is Sandy. /lesson on trollery
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 03:57
When I come home from work, I always say, "Good morning, sweetheart!" And my wife says, "Good morning, Frankie. You woke me up." My name isn't Frankie, but I love her anyway. Frankie lives two houses down.
From: karenis [awhore]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 04:04
Honesty is the best policy. I'm a whore and stud knows it.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 04:05
I walked in on his wife once. I was sleepy and came home to the wrong house. She's his widow, actually. Seems poor Frankie died some years ago, before we moved into the neighborhood.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 04:29
How in the bloody hell am I to respond to any poster who's forgotten their user name this morning? Well, blank-type-person, I didn't feel a thing. But it's just getting started. All hail Radioactive Man!
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 05:20
Good morn to ye, mcdanel1771! Phenotypes which are quickly recognizable to average citizens are now given the nomenclature of "cultural memes." Blame Dick Dawkins for that little piece of overintellectualism. Which reminds me of a conversation I had with the wife. Only white people name their kids "Dick." Not black, nor mexicans, nor orientals, nor arabs. Only the white folk. Richard Wright was black, but did anybody ever call him Dick?
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 05:41
I think it might be time to clean the fridge:something just opened the door walked out and sead good morning!!
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 05:47
Awwww, man, not Ed! Oh well. I still REALLY miss Carlin. Nothing's gonna be worse than that. For Andro~  *dude, I guess I get it, but enough with the squished animals, 'k? (for a bit...?) Hang tough. RF~ did it syart with a squealy "duuuuuuuuuuuuude"?
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 05:57
maiden: fuken saved! thankee kindly. Now for a rotten, possibly morbid idea: Duder gets the names of vet posters into the Dead Pool! If nobody else wants to do it, I will. Leave instructions in my last testament to contact the staff upon my demise? sure, why not? I'm sure to have heirs. I think. I haven't even made out a will anyway. What would it say? All to wife? That's all it could say. My children don't need me (bless 'em!) and who else wants what I have?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 06:42
Loma with Richard Dawkins? Don't hurt yourself lad! (let's hear the synopsis and conclusions drawn)
From:
Date: 23-Jun-2009 06:46
And just so you know: My mom knew someone who knew someone who was a friend of someone related to someone whose cousin talked to a man who knew someone whose someone is believed to know the elder sister of the woman who claims she knows someone whose sister-in-law was on the phone with someone who pretended to know someone who knew the Zodiac killer.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 06:50
I am the Zodiac killer AND I fucked your worthless whose of a mother. I think I was about 9 or 10!
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 06:51
Ha! Dawkins has his moments, but he's no Toynbee nor Einstein, nor Gamow, nor Hawking, nor Newton... geez, he's okay I guess. I considered Dawkins and Harris a little too mutually congratulatory with their atheist books. Maybe I'm jealous that I wrote a better book on the subject and get considerably less press. From my third book: It was once a societal allowance to forgive individuals abbreviated educations. But in an agrarian matrix which evolved into an embedded and utterly pervasive dichotomy of the human and the technological/communication/information industrial institution, it has been the human who was forced to adapt to the dictates of new and realized idealizations of labor/management expectations. Against this enforced reality, each citizen is expected to integrate by becoming a specialized technician in a field of occupation which serves the needs of the community at large. This is all proper, as advocates of the status quo would defend. Each man should earn his living, and do worthwhile activities for the benefit of the species. But yet, can it ever be too much to ask for a modicum of dignity which is perceived to be lacking in so many occupations? How easy is it to discern when one’s career path is held in contempt by peers or the government of a nation where patriotism is promoted as high ethics?
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 06:57
Dawkins is no Darwin, and he should readily acknowledge that. Writers can be classified abruptly as noteworthy, proficient, skilled, masters, geniuses, and iconoclastic; in ascending order. Dawkins should be grateful if anyone considers him a master at genetics. My rankings are not to be confused with academic degrees either, dammit!
From:
Date: 23-Jun-2009 06:59
People talk about your gut, not your little virgin dick when they say you're well hung, drool cripple. I thought you should know.
From: mcdanel1771
[mcdanel 1771]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 06:59
Speaking of "cultural memes", I stopped at the local tribal-owned smoke shop a while back, and as I got near the entrance, this guy on the porch turns to face me; native, absolutely piss-blind, blackout drunk. He's miming holding a spear, and his eyes were flat black and fixed on me. It would have been ludicrus, except he looked high enough to be full-on hallucinating. One of the few times in my life I literally felt my hair stand up. I elected to not play into his trip, and blew right past like he was invisible. I say to the (native) clerk "Interesting porch ornament ya got out there." She tells me "Oooh I'm sorry; did he bother you; he's the nicest man when he's sober; (all strung together, pause for breath) that's why we don't sell liquor here no more, and he thinks we're hiding it." Just another day in the high-desert capital of Nevada.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:00
From: Date: 23-Jun-2009 02:56 The 2 male nurses should get a room. They could happily vivisect their retentively laxatived assholes in private. ====================== hey! troll with no name! who the fuck asked for your opinion? sit there, shut up, and pay attention and you just might learn something from this august and reverent body of personages
From:
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:03
Where's your male nurse wife norace, rf? You came alone today?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:08
Before you begin masturbating in the revelations of reading Dawkins, offer a brief concise summation and appraisal. Surely anyone devouring such a tome should be able to expound upon its intellectual merits in relatively short order?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:09
Nothing wrong with Dawkins -- I think he's on the right track on many subjects and lucid in his expositions. "By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". "The essence of life is statistical improbability on a colossal scale". As to the perceived complexity of his semantics: "Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things".
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:11
good god! is that the best you can do? some small time, lame gay intimation? you disappoint me troll I thought since you were clever enough to come up with an untrollable handle you might be relatively worthy of being here but it seems not
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:27
Good morning, abs! Another exerpt from the third book. Second one (a fiction) is complete and should be getting to Amazon any time now. Every human a citizen of some nation; every citizen who is able of body will be obligated to earning a living as a duty society mandates: for the second law of thermodynamics dominates this evident universe. That which is used must be replaced. If existence implies the right to exist, then an individual’s participation in a society must be at its ethical premise, and not at the individual’s. In return, the allegiance of a free man must not be coerced. Capitalism as a righteous ideal, beyond mere profit making, sustains itself by the old principle that any citizen through thrift and hard work for the benefit of society would earn each citizen who cooperated ownership of land and a home. To cooperate, personal sacrifices by certain individuals would sometimes have to be made. Every individual would have to sacrifice some element of individual freedom in order to cooperate at all. And expectations of personal responsibility are the costs of enjoying individual freedoms. Yet can the citizen expect unencumbered and unlimited possession of land with a government which grants priority against the citizen by means of eminent domain laws? Property taxes and insurance premiums aside, no property owner may also disallow legal authorities entry into any domicile. The Bill of Rights may require a warrant, but a citizen’s constitutional rights are insufficient defense against overwhelming force. The siege at Waco Texas proved that to everyone. "Capitalism and individual liberty" are at odds when profiteering is performed at the expense of the working class. What does capitalism mean to a laborer locked into contrived and structured wage thresholds?
From:
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:32
If thou can't roll a rock up a mountain Then the mountain shall roll And you shall let it be. And the rock too.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:34
Patience RF, patience. If you wait, it will come. How you keeping, been a while. I've not been here much either. I like loma's dead pool Idea. Drawback for duder would be expanding his field length for the 'Picks' if we got catcunt on the roster. I'm fucking funny today OK ? How's the Love-in ? Sold the car din ya ! huh huh ? GD, whats all this about a frame or summit ?
From:
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:35
"Grabbing into one a rabbi's pocket... ...is pretty gay."
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:36
Andro, if you're here. When I had Radiation they gave me a fun cocktail called BMX to make it so I could eat or drink without feeling like I swallowed a handful of broken glass and razor blades. BMX stood for Benadryl, Mylanta and Xylacaine. It tasted like shit, but only for a second or two until the xylacaine kicked in. It numbed the throat, the benadryl helped with inflamation and the mylanta coated. Worked great. I liked radiation better than chemo for sure. Did you get tattooed yet? What drugs are they giving you for chemo and nausea? I'm just curious as I know treatments are different for the types of cancer and also have supposedly improved in the years since I had mine. Morning everyone else, well, except the trolls.
From:
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:39
“Those who do not learn from history are doomed to not learn from history”. George Santana (and Tom Jones)
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:41
Sorry, breakfast interrupted. Dawkins is a good geneticist and a good writer. He just not that aggressive of an atheist. I read Sam Harris's book as well, and he was more aggressive. I still like L.C. Dunn for genetics. I crave Bart Ehrman for research. I read Xenophon and Euripides for pleasure.
From:
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:44
"They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety." Frankly Roosevelt (on a banjo)
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:45
Zilla, not yet, but damn, sure smells like the inside of a paint can out in the hall. It's a good thing they're going to replace the carpeting out there, cuz it's been painted too. I guess that's what happens when you hire illegal aliens to work for next to nothing.
From: zilla
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:49
Log in away, testing 123. I tried Zilla first, so beware the Cap not me.
From:
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:50
"It's better to have a bird on the roof, than having a dog in the zoo". Mao Tse Tung
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:55
Gargoyle1: Chemotherapy is only on Monday; rad is M-F, 12:45MST. They gave me Benadryl, Taxol, Carboplatin, and steroids yesterday. (Had to look up the two unfamiliar names). I'm considering installing a tire swing for the grandchild this morning. Just might do it. First I need to call and make arrangements to have a feeding tube inserted into my belly. Joy of joys. Did they use a feeding tube for you too garg? Does it suck terrifically?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:55
Ohhhh -- Zilla, just a pedal car for a grand kid, and a tortuous story. LOL I built a frame to try out a MIG welder someone gave me. It was based on the the old Moss Kart ('60s) design. I have done lots of stick, TIG and gas, but I was a MIG virgin. I started with the idea of a T-roadster, then changed my mind. I found some plans online for a Jeep from a Pop Mech like mag from the '50s. I'll use MDF and exterior ply. Of course, by now, I found a real deal on a powder-coated chassis for &70.00 including wheels and I'll keep my frame for something with a motor. I'm going with an MP jeep so that I can put on a siren and lights. Any toy that can't annoy parents is not worth having. 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:58
Loma, I think that, very sensibly, Dawkins is an Agnostic. "There may be fairies at the bottom of the garden. There is no evidence for it, but you can't prove that there aren't any, so shouldn't we be agnostic with respect to fairies"? LOL
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Jun-2009 08:04
Andro, no tube, just the BMX stuff. Sure, my throat was sore as hell but after a while I didn't notice so much. I was on prednisone during chemo though. 80mg a day of that stuff. I was puffy from it and talk about appatite, I could've eaten the ass out of a dead rhino while I was taking that shit. I'd eat and an hour later I wanted food. My son was 16 at the time and I could eat more than he could. We went to a buffet and he bet he could eat more than me. He lost that bet, big time. I actually gained weight while doing chemo because of the damn steroid.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 08:05
I'm going with an MP jeep so that I can put on a siren and lights. Any toy that can't annoy parents is not worth having. // Aww, I must have stumbled on troll tracks then, cause I thought I saw a frame. I have all the weld stuff to but the mig needs a $200 repair item. Some plastic feeder thingy whatsit thingmajig. Torches and arc are fine. I used to do that buying gifts for my brother(s) kids. Messy and piss them stuff was always good. At xmas, the whole sparkles, glue and make your own gemstones was the best. I see a joke for our act there somewhere. You getting some progress pics on this. Sounds fun.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Jun-2009 08:14
Abby, I hated the effects of prednisone. I was so puffy from it and had dark circles under my eyes. With the hair loss from chemo and all, I went as Uncle Fester that year for Halloween, with only minimal make up and of course the costume. No pictures were ever taken of me on chemo though, except one by my mom, she snuck one. That bet my son lost, went down like this, he ate 3 refill plates and one dessert, thought he was doing good and was full, I ate 6 refill plates and 3 desserts and wanted more but was getting dirty looks from the staff at the buffet. LOL. He couldn't believe I ate that much in one sitting.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Jun-2009 08:21
Another thing I hated about the prednisone was that the pills weren't coated and I swear to god they would dissolve just at the thought of getting them wet. They'd stick to the roof of my mouth and the taste was the most awful thing ( other than maybe the barium water I had to drink ) and no matter what you did, that taste hung around for hours.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 08:23
GD, If you have the little version still apart,, Why not measure/build a scaled up a bit for future Sled engine ? You'll end up with a Dune Buggy in a few years but hey.. The kids need to help. Teach 'em the cool stuff so they don't think everything comes in a box. You don't live in the boonies I hope.
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 08:28
"the pills weren't coated and I swear to god they would dissolve just at the thought of getting them wet" ---------------------------------------- I had to take pills like that when I was a kid, but I think mine were antibiotics for my chronic ear infections.... They were really small, my mom would take a spoon full of peanut butter and stick it in the middle. I could still taste it a bit but at least I was able to take them without nearly throwing up.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 08:44
Forgot this special news item from the Zilla household. Lil'zilla caught a dude doing the Rubiks cube at school yesterday, start to finish in a couple minutes or whatever. Well he always wondered WTF it was for, on my desk at home. (customer entertainment I suppose, I have weirder shit at my office) I showed him how to do about 3/4 of it, that's all I could remember from 30 years ago, and he had it done this morning sitting on my coffee maker. Yes, he is an asshole, and I will leave him to carry on my Rotten name when I pass to the other side. (Big sigh)
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 08:57
I live in the boonies of the boonies, Zilla, LOL. However, due to some god-knows-what influential muck-a-mucks, we actually have access to Comcast and very high speed internet which allows me to live in the redwoods and still conduct our business. My bro who lives in Silicon Valley works with the employees and does the face to face and loves it. Kid lives in the civilized city of Philly, otherwise there would be a motor on his machine, as I have a couple of Briggs and Strattons in my junk pile.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:08
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:27 Good morning, abs! Another exerpt from the third book. Second one (a fiction) is complete and should be getting to Amazon any time now. "Every human a citizen of some nation; every citizen who is able of body will be obligated to earning a living as a duty society"...blah, blah, capitalist theory, blah..."to cooperate at all." "And expectations of personal responsibility are the costs of enjoying individual freedoms. Yet can the citizen expect unencumbered and unlimited possession of land with a government which grants priority against the citizen by means of eminent domain laws? Property taxes and insurance premiums aside, no property owner may also disallow legal authorities entry into any domicile. The Bill of Rights may require a warrant, but a citizen’s constitutional rights are insufficient defense against overwhelming force. The siege at Waco Texas proved that to everyone. "Capitalism and individual liberty" are at odds when profiteering is performed at the expense of the working class. What does capitalism mean to a laborer locked into contrived and structured wage thresholds? ******************************************** So eliminate property taxes & eminent domain to allow individuals to be truly free...i've been saying this for years. And it sounds like the writer has discovered that "power flows from the barrel of a gun", which of course, it does. As for what capitalism means to a laborer...well, when you consider the amount of money that is pre-spent just for his ability to survive and work for others another day, and the fact that anything left over is currently being stripped away from him by companies and governments that realize he still has a few pennies he hasn't been forced to spend yet, then capitalism means absolutely nothing. Hence the current acceptance of socialist policies...when capitalists disenfranchise enough people, and leave nothing for them to own after the capitalists grab their profit, then those people have no stake in capitalism & will not give a shit if it disappears. I, for instance, cannot buy health insurance...if Obama socializes it and that lessens or even destroys health insurance for the rest of you, why the hell should I care?...while the AM radio pundits wail and moan about the destruction of "our" health care system, I often wonder why they think I should give a shit. The very system they are trying to protect is the system that has determined I'm not worth enough to bother to save if I become seriously sick or injured...and anyone who supports this system can go fuck themselves, I wish them the same ill they've visited upon me. See?...I've been disenfranchised & care nothing for the rest, anymore.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:15
Ya still here. Courier is late, so I gotta wait.. I kinda thought you were sticks GD. See, my suggestion isn't far off to retrofit for future use. Kids..Been through 3 dirt bikes so far. Yes one was a B&S in a frame. I still call that his mini-hardtail.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:15
Pontius, I am not qualified to answer penis questions, having never spent time in a penal institution. I thought of you when I went to a local college to see a performance of Max Frisch "Die Chinesische Mauer". They did it in the original German and it was very good epic theatre. College, community, and little theatre productions are where it's really at. The biggies are always scared shitless to take chances. For a play written in 1946 it's scarily meaningful in today's context. (nice touch, a woman at the audience right of the proscenium translated the dialogue in sign language, she was fascinating -- Brecht would have loved it).
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:27
OK I'm good go. Like you care. Skorch or something ? I'll bookmark a lap. Sounds interesting. Everyone eat bad fish or poultry before I get back !! I wanna hear about it. Dawgzilla ? Best case is you're over 18, female and nude. Anything else as the boys pointed out is fine by me. Leave you're handle as is. Troll me, and.. Toodles/Ta So sayith the zilla
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:29
From: pontius Date: 23-Jun-2009 08:45 Hey I have a penis question. ==== 10 inches
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:32
Skorch, I believe you're right on. I have a feeling that, like all systems, capitalism and socialism have run their course, and are rapidly becoming obsolete because neither can meet the needs of today's world. I've no idea what the next systems will be, but the dialecticians and scientists had it right: any system contains within itself the seeds of its own destruction. I just re-read Kuhn's "The Structure of Scientific Revolutions" and in spite of its dry title, it makes the point as clear as a bell. It should be required reading for all High School kids (and repeated in College for those who go that route). Biggest problem is that "Capitalism" and "Socialism" have become buzzwords to which politicos and their sheep adhere as articles of faith, and faith is the sworn enemy of reason.
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:37
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:32 Skorch, I believe you're right on. I have a feeling that, like all systems, capitalism and socialism have run their course, and are rapidly becoming obsolete because neither can meet the needs of today's world. I've no idea what the next systems will be..... ===== It'll be the Feudal System 
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:39
Today I tried to measure my penis. First, and because I'm smart, I switched off the aircon (but then it got too hot so I turned it back on). Then I took a bath and it really shrank, so I watched some youporn to reimprove things so to say. My wife caught me in the act with the ruler no less, so i had to move to the restroom. There I realized that measuring my dick ain't easy. I started On the side, fair enough. But by bending it left or right I won/lost an inch. And the foreskin, does it count or not (jews comments will not be taken into consideration). Anyway, I wasn't happy with the result so I masturbated a little bit (we all cheat, don't we) but try and fap with a ruler in the restroom when your wife's outside wondering WTF.
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:42
From: pontius Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:39 Today I tried to measure my penis. ===== Same way you measure a dogs tail - from the asshole to the tip
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:47
 speaking of futile systems, why do Iranians care who the president is? I thought mullahs ran the place.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:56
LMAO, Sp00k! I can see the local gunbmints starting to tax dog licences proportionally to the length of their tails (makes no sense, but no tax law ever does). Job qualification: "Ability to measure a dogs tail from the asshole to the tip".
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 09:56
Penis size, it's been entertainment for the whole 81 years that homo sapiens sapiens (the second sapiens is exaggerated IMO) exist.
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:03
I was at a fast food joint the other day, some kid was filling out a job app. I had to speak up - what are your qualifications? Can you put food in a bag? Question 2 - can you put the right food in the right bag? No? you can be manager.
From: mcdanel1771
[mcdanel 1771]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:04
I believe in the death penalty, I believe in universal health care, I own a gun, I'm pro gay marriage; that's why I hate the current party-driven polarity. GD, the population is way too high, and the transmission of information too fast, for current political systems around the globe. You've got what used to be some minor ethnic cleansing to do, and the next thing you know, the whole world's sticking their nose in.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:13
Mcdan, it's not that simple. I'd love to own guns again but with my anger issues, it's better that I don't. I know it.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:14
mcdanel -- a tip of the GD hat to you. I appreciate people who demand their politics a la carte rather than calling for the blue or the red plate special. The old dichotomy "Liberal/Conservative" no longer makes any sense, and should be replaced by "Authoritarian/Libertarian".
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:24
The old dichotomy "Liberal/Conservative" no longer makes any sense, and should be replaced by "Authoritarian/Libertarian". ==== There needs to be a party that's more in the middle. I used to consider myself a conservative democrat but since living in california I don't want anything to do with the likes of Barbara Boxer, Grey Davis or Arnold Schwrtzenwhatever. They're all way off the deep end.
From: mcdanel1771
[mcdanel 1771]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:25
Of course I'm joking. My brain was making an obscure reference to mass graves detected by satellite, due to their heat signature; humanitarian crimes, bombed and burnt "refugee" camps, missing villages. Thanks to technology, no place is remote enough to hide mass atrocity for long. Bascha, I refuse to use "smileys" so my sarcasm may sometimes miss.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:32
There should be a International Sozialistische Deutsch Kontrollierte Nicht Judische Arbeiter und Andere Partei.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:40
Bascha -- Unfair! I have been dying for meatloaf and too damn slothful to do something about it. I made and froze way too much lasagna, and now, dutiful me feels she's got to eat at least half of it until I make something else. I should kick me in the ass.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:43
GD: My roommate made meatloaf Sunday night. I took some and crumbled it into a whole wheat wrap with salt, pepper, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and onions and smothered it with thousand island dressing. It tasted much better than it sounds.
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:46
I asked my son what he wanted for christmas one year when he was 5 or 6. He said- meatloaf.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:47
I love Gary Sinise, anyway. Walter Matthau  , and Jack Lemmon  are my all time favs, though. I was pregnant with my youngest, sitting at the local diner, when it came over the news that Walter had died. I sat there with all the girls from my office balling my brains out, all overwhelmed by hormones. I was a blubbering mess.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:51
Jack Lemmon and Sandy Dennis in the Out-of-Towners. A classic. The remake with Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn pales by comparison.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:51
Please go ahead and blame me or not, but you americans have an amazing talent to turn ANYTHING into boring.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:53
I disagree, ponti. Western Europe became quite exciting once we arrived in 1942. Before that, all that was going on was the French laying down, drinking.
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:55
From: pontius Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:51 Please go ahead and blame me or not, but you americans have an amazing talent to turn ANYTHING into boring. ==== not if you add a little Tabasco to the meatloaf
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:59
We talked about my penis, MY FUCKING PENIS, and you switch to food and politics. That's rude, impolite, other things, and I forgot my point now.
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2009 11:10
From: pontius Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:59 We talked about my penis, MY FUCKING PENIS, and you switch to food and politics. That's rude, impolite, other things, and I forgot my point now. ==== Sorry, thought it was a short story
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 11:19
Bascha, I was reluctant to tell this one because of the fecal involvement, but here it goes anyway. I sat in a bus for 7 hours, no toilet, and it superbly pressured behind. I only thought shit, shit, shit, get out and shit, shit your pants? shit no! Well, the bus finally stopped, at the wrong hotel, but we arrived at the right one eventually. It was in the north of Malaysia, and as soon as I started taking a crap, the lights went out (thunderstorm not me), it was the happiest moment in my life.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 11:20
Truman Capote is in a bar in Key West. There is a young couple seated nearby. The bride asks Capote for his autograph, and he complies. The groom, quite drunk, staggers over in a jealous rage, flops his penis on the table and says to Capote, "Why don't you autograph THIS?" Capote replies, "I don't know if I can, sir, but maybe I can INITIAL it."
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 11:22
interrupted. You just lost all of my possible respect there Pontius. Unless you are DR. Pontius, why are you measuring other guys dicks ?
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 11:27
stud and sandy, did you ever measure your penises? I tried but got interrupted Nope don't get it. Lord I tried, and I tried. The visual is going to be bad. Damn you people !! Do not touch another Man's Penis, ever !!
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 11:33
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 23-Jun-2009 11:24 I can see why you live in southeast Asia, ponti, rather than the US. -- I lived in 12 (twelve) countries. What did you say?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 11:45
A man and his wife were watching a TV program on Psychology, when the man turned to his wife and said, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She said, "You've got the biggest penis of all your friends."
From: synther [Mr. Sarcastic]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 12:40
This is retarded. He technically didn't do anything wrong. To say that he did would be like prosecuting Microsoft because someone plagarized a famous novel using Word. The plebian public believes that packet sniffing programs are only ever used by hackers, but that is because 98% of the public is retarded and has absolutely no clue how the real world works.
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2009 13:15
From: synther [Mr. Sarcastic] Date: 23-Jun-2009 12:40 This is retarded. He technically didn't do anything wrong. ==== Yes he did. Unauthorized access to any server is illegal whether you steal data or not. packet sniffer - I don't understand why he wrote one, there are plenty available, just use one of those and custom write your own filter.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 13:16
Truman Capote is in a bar in Key West. There is a young couple seated nearby. The bride asks Capote for his autograph, and he complies. The groom, quite drunk, staggers over in a jealous rage, flops his penis on the table and says to Capote, "Why don't you autograph THIS?" Capote replies, "I don't know if I can, sir, but maybe I can INITIAL it." -------------- I blame Capote and Tennesse Williams for turning Cayo Hueso into a haven for the enchanted lifestyle.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 14:06
If that's all they were doing it was a mighty disappointing spectacle. Those bucks better learn to put on a better show, or they'll never be ready for prime time.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 14:10
It takes some big hairy bearded guys tongue-wrestling for me to turn around. And they'd better be groping each other's package with the free hand to get a weak round of applause.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 14:18
The point is Key West and San Francisco are not the norm for the whole country. Indeed in many parts the gay dood I am talking about would have been dragged behind someones pickup truck, just for being a flamer.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 14:30
And now.........Here's JOHNNY!! Drunken Gaelic wreck.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 14:41
I bet you don't hear any complaints from the merchants in Key West as they ring all the queer plastic in their little cash registers. Tourism is good for the COC. I do agree with you that there are certain parts of the country where some idiots would indulge in the latest great American pastime "The Right to be Offended" and "Do Something About It". The Sharptons, Fundies, etc. pioneered the "I'm Offended Syndrome". So long as no one tries to force me to join, I couldn't care less what other people do, 'cause its none of my fucking business nor skin off my ass. Not personally directed at you Cracker, but I am sick and tired of the "United States of the Offended" and I have it up to here with it all, whether Bongonians, Mooselims, Fundies, Queer-Bashers, Family Values Crowd, Anti-Porn Crusaders, Petaniks, Aryan Nation and the rest of the vermin. Unless someone threatens me, my fambly, my friends on my turf, I don't give a fuck what they do. We are being Offended to Death. As I said, not personal Cracker, I like you.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 14:49
I think sex play, gay or straight, belongs in the bedroom not in public. And I would like to state for the record that I have never dragged anyone behind my truck. I have been tempted a few times though.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 14:52
I enjoyed Key West for the week I was there. Too many fagg0ts I suppose, and staggering housing costs. Shitty beaches too. Give me Corpus any day. And the fucking roosters crowing forevermore at all hours and running wild like the bulls at Pamplona? Hemmingwayesque? (I did have one or two memorable 'Duvall Crawls' however!),
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 15:07
Cracker, it has crossed my mind as well a few times, LOL. Peple do many things that I *personally* (operative word) don't think they should do (try the Juneteenth silliness for one). But unless they frighten the horses consting adults are welcome to do whatever the fuck they want to do. If they break a law, the Oinkers can drop their donut and take them in front of a magistrate. Sorry, but I think that as a country we are totally insane whenever "SEX" comes up (no pun). When a 22-yr-old kid can be thrown in the calaboose and branded as a rapist and sex-offender for having consensual bonking with a 16-yr-old damsel, we are are one fucking sick bunch of puppies. As I said, none of my biz.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 15:14
"From: mcdanel1771 [mcdanel 1771] Date: 23-Jun-2009 10:04 I believe in the death penalty, I believe in universal health care, I own a gun, I'm pro gay marriage; that's why I hate the current party-driven polarity. GD, the population is way too high, and the transmission of information too fast, for current political systems around the globe. You've got what used to be some minor ethnic cleansing to do, and the next thing you know, the whole world's sticking their nose in." **************************************************** I believe child murderers, rapists, & those who commit heinous crimes should be lowered slowly feet-first into an industrial plastic shredder. I too believe in universal health care. I own a lot of guns. I'm not "pro gay marriage", but I'm all for civil unions that carry the same benefits as marriage...I too hate the current party-driven polarity. I also believe in using tarrifs to protect American workers from slave-labor competition...I believe in patroling our borders and stopping the illegal invasions...I believe we should legalize pot as well as many other currently strictly regulated drugs (we're going to have to learn to be our own doctors if health care costs keep skyrocketing)...I believe we should back our currency with gold and silver bars...I believe in limiting government taxes at all levels to income tax & eliminating all other taxes, pay-per-use fees, & fines. I believe in eliminating parole, time off for good behavior, and "weekend furloughs" for criminals...and no conjugal visits. I believe in mandatory sentencing. I believe I'll run for president, declare a national emergency, and rewrite the constitution to include all the above...then I'll have about 50% of the lawyers shot. Oh, and my penus is only 4 inches long...it is however, 17 inches across...
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Jun-2009 15:35
My leftovers will consist of fried chicken, potato salad and who knows what after that. Maybe a biscuit
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Jun-2009 15:39
Nah, it's been in the fridge. It will give me gas though, boiled eggs have a way of doing that.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 15:40
To: staff@rotten.com From: studgerbil@mail.com Subject: Daily Rotten Nutritional Requirements Dear Duder, Some of our rottentots are not eating all that well. We need a pot luck picnic this Summer for all the rotten regulars, preferably at a rotten location. Please rectify this outrage. -Stud Gerbil
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Jun-2009 15:41
I'm really pissed. Not one single person on my dead pool picks for this year has bothered to snuff it. WTF? Did all the bastards stop dying or what?
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 15:43
From: gargoyle1 Date: 23-Jun-2009 15:35 My leftovers will consist of fried chicken, potato salad and who knows what after that. Maybe a biscuit ^^^^ Leftovers, his staple diet.
From: ik
Date: 23-Jun-2009 15:51
Happy birthday Cracker. And belated happy birthdays for every birthday every rottenator ever had. Those of you who are sensitive about your age, please feel free to only take the desired amount of happy birthdays.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 15:58
Not personally directed at you Cracker, but I am sick and tired of the "United States of the Offended" and I have it up to here with it all,. ////////////////////////// ? Yawn a most...Interesting statement comin from someone ...of yer self describe....'background', missy heh heh heh Some also might note that .. "gays and lesbians" are some of the biggest... "offenders" too! LOL! hey folks!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 16:07
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 23-Jun-2009 11:24 I can see why you prefer to shit in a toilet bowl, pouncy, rather than the ocean. You like being a big log in a small pond. like here. ..................................................... ? LOL! nice one. heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqowmHgxVJQ
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 16:20
From: rectalswellin [Yea I am an Ass infection so what?] Date: 23-Jun-2009 07:41 time to go for now be back later no name you and i have a **duel to attend to lets see your mettle ............................... ? yawn ?..duel? LOL! dude.. I'm KICKIN YER FUCKIN ass every time we post together...! Don't ya get it at all? Yer pretty thick.. (shakes head) I'll CONTINUE..to kick yer ass all over the forum.. and sooo .... again tonight if ya want ding dong. heh heh heh bring it on peanut. I'm right here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQjnsdlmOo&NR=1
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 16:24
 Give us Maxwell's little sliver 'ammer, a load of cholesterol-raping melted butter, salt, and flagon of frosty ale. Then surely turnest thou backs 'O my brothers and sisters....it shan't be pleasant or respectful of modern concepts of decency and decorum.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 16:28
yawn ps..Since you KEEP inSISTING on BRinging iTT up. funny.. ya know? only the real rectal sweller fuck , that I've known before here would know about when you called ..the real norace! mr creepy fuck. Hmmmm ...not so funny to me and my family now. right? Sooo. i DO know BY know mr rf? be afraid.. I wHaT \ you DiD laST suMMeRR creep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhtcaRRngcw heh heh ...spits
From: ik
Date: 23-Jun-2009 16:29
>>"This tired strategy of using old tensions to scapegoat other countries won't work anymore in Iran," Obama said. "This is not about the United States or the West; this is about the people of Iran and the future that they -- and only they -- will choose." "The Iranian people can speak for themselves. That's precisely what's happened in the last few days." I'm still diggin Obama.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 16:44
androloma Best of luck Don't give up. Cracker , Happy Birthday! ( how old? just asking ) GD , did your email bust a nut? ( so to speak). I'll try again , but so far , "undeliverable". (?) ( just one got thru ) Back read a bit , this "norace" has shown he is NOT mark , many times. All it has done is repeated what has been here on this forum many times , anybody could do that. He was asked MANY questions that only IT would know , and has failed many times. Even his "best" friend don't believe it's him. How sad to be a "fucknut want to be". To the "real" mark nelson. If you had spent part of the time you spent posting here , you could have worked enough to buy your wife & son a HOME , and not just an apartment. You said once that you will be "independently wealthy" when you retire. How? A retirement fund from a place that may go belly up ( along with your retirement fund )? SS from Uncle Sam ( like thats gonna last )? Advice to EVERYBODY. Buy dirt , just outside of town , WAIT! ( do it while young , 20+ years wait on my part ) It worked for me. Just ranting , talk at you in a bit , dinner guests at 6pm (mst) Hello all. How is everyone doing? I hope all are well , no joke ALL! I use those because it pisses some off MTC
From: ik
Date: 23-Jun-2009 16:51
At this piont CT is only half right. Buy dirt and BUILD. Construction will never be cheaper than it is is now. If it does get any less lucrative there won't be construction any more, they'll all find something else to do, you'll have to build your own place.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 16:59
From: constipation [ain't no Theory] Date: 23-Jun-2009 16:44 androloma Best of luck Don't give up. and don't take any wooden nickles Cracker , Happy Birthday! ( how old? just asking to be polite, i've had a few already ) GD , did your email bust a ovary? ( so to speak). I'll try again , but so far , "undeliverable". (?) ( just one got thru ) Back read a bit , and being an expert in all things internet since i'm rich now...this "norace" has shown he is NOT norace! that said, moving on Some more useless Advice to EVERYBODY? Buy dirt , just outside of any old town , WAIT! ( do it while young , 20+ years wait on my part ) It worked for me. And I'm full of it too! LOL! Well Just dribblin urine , as usual, so now I need to attend to the attends see you in a bit , after having a bottle of mag citrate at 6pm (mst) Hello all. How is everyone bowels? I really care. I hope they all are well , cause it ain't no joke at ALL! I use those brand of Suppositories because it pisses some off! M C hammer ///////////////////// ? LOL! hey boys .. it's grandpa agin! hey yer senile motherfucker! LOL! good thing i ain't me, huh? Bwhahaaaaaaaaa! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc hmmmm ... soo, then just... WHO AM I?
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:01
ik As it stands now , you can buy a hunk of dirt for 20k , put 50k into builing , you will have a 75k place. I put 2k per 10 acres , sold for 85k per 1/4 acre 20 years later. Just had to sit and wait ( thats New Mexico , I bought up Rio Rancho when there was nothing but a dirt road leading there , 90% luck , 10% skill ) Building costs ARE low , true , but sitting and waiting has made me my most money , no joke ) Hope you do good IK , kick ass !
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:08
From: constipation [no damn Theory] Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:01 ik As it stands now , if you buy something now. And then wait about fifty , maybe sixty years. You might be surely get rich! Hope you do good IK , kick ass ! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ? Wow.. wadda wise old school genius. ZZzzzz LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x6m6qJEaE
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:25
After these few months, I am mostly happy with what Baroque-the-Prez is and has been doing. I hope it continues (cautious all the same). I am thankful as can be that the past administration is not in the saddle in terms of the Iran business. Those idiots would go suck Israeli cock and rattle the sabers. The so-called GOPs are acting out like little assholes who can only say "No!" and are not reconciled with the idea that their neocons, AIPA lovers, and fundies are not getting all their little whims as they used to. If this keeps going on, it maybe that enough people will get disgusted with that trash and dump them, and we'll have a *real* Republican party that I'll gladly rejoin.
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:29
G.D.- for a spelling nazi you are making a lot of mistakes.Are you drunk or something?
From: dawgzilla
[Dawgzilla]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:34
Hey Godzilla1, Dawgzilla ? Best case is you're over 18, female and nude. Anything else as the boys pointed out is fine by me. Leave you're handle as is. Thanks to you & all on Monster Island Thanks to Sp00k & Garg too.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:35
From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales] Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:23 Hi there Norace. .................... ? ! hey Speedy! perfect timin... as always! Yer DID..get my email, right? .. ya clever fuck! LOL! Ps.. you are "allowed" , at least to answer me... ONCE! and say.. "hey" back!~ Anyway.. Hey...Kaufman. ..You **"silly sod"! heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C570byQCLpI&feature=related Hmmm Sorry CT, take another enema.. ... seems... ... Yer.. (yawn) fucked it up agin.. LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C570byQCLpI&feature=related I love my job!
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:37
fucknut wantabe^^^^poot poot^^^droole spit^^^fucktard^^^^^^^
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:41
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:25 After these few months, I am mostly happy with what Baroque-the-Prez is and has been doing. --- Yes, throwing money out the window, courting muslims and being on talk shows are all awesome acts.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:47
After these few months, I am mostly happy with what Baroque-the-Prez is and has been doing. ................. ? yawn Well, we're all sure glad yer approve, GD! ...especially after that long and HARD election..it really.. means alot! baby! heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-mVcS4TYhM&feature=related
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:50
drool poot spit fucktars^^^^nograce wantabe shitstane^^^^^^
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:59
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam] Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:50 it's really true isn't it? norace is back..oh fuck, oh no drool poot spit waaaaah ^^^^oh nononono.. shitstane waaaaaaah^^^^^ ............................... ? Hey nitwit. Here's a napkin. Take a moment..ok? Sit down, please. listen to me. .. sorry, really. I've .. got some bad news. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb6vVDcqtyE&feature=related heh heh heh Wadda YOU .. think?
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:02
drool spit drool^^^^^fuckstain^^^^dadadadad^^^fucktard wantabe^^^^bla bla bla!!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:04
  For GD. A touch of sophisticated class 'twixt my usually sordid 'wanton slatternly' female offerings?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:09
Heavens, DD -- She's a Goddess -- First time I saw the Eurythmics, between the music and her total presence (not just the looks, which alone would have been enough) my temp rose 30 degrees and I was totally besotted.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:12
   I submit we all return to form!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:16
Horrible gerbiler, but I'll bet you'd buy her a nice crack-rock to tongue that toad's reeking verminous box!
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:17
nice stud you can have it and all 6 s.t.d.'s too.
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:21
G.D.- Debra Harry is nice and very bi!!
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:23
Hey I plan to buy a wheelbarrow for DD so he can displace his gut into some fresh air. Anybody willing to share?
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:24
From: norace [can it be so] Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:35 From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales] Date: 23-Jun-2009 17:23 Hi there Norace. .................... ? ! hey Speedy! perfect timin... as always! Yer DID..get my email, right? .. ya clever fuck! LOL! Ps.. you are "allowed" , at least to answer me... ONCE! and say.. "hey" back!~ -------------------- Yep, got your email and can confirm that you are the real Norace.
From: noracejustahero [Norace Tribute Poster]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:33
Hiya Norace ! Check it out, ya got another fan... I was just wondering if ya mind if I use this moniker now and then Only when yer not around ...i don't wanna steal the show lol since UNFORTUNATELY ya can't be here 24/7 ...and we don't want folks to forget about you! They might also need somethin to watch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY LOL
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:34
Yep, got your email and can confirm that you are the real Norace. .............. ! Why, F I N A L L Y! heh! The truth .. ...rears up and REVEALS... it's horrible ugly reality! ...and always ...inconvenient head! heh heh heh Well then sir? How bout it? write me back, ok? see ya later speedy! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNczeP33Yk0&feature=related I RULE! LOL!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 19:06
From: noracejustahero [Norace Tribute Poster and new full time attack troll] Date: 23-Jun-2009 18:33 attack, attack attack ! get it? .................... ? Yawn has it only been.. 72 hours already? time flys... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGj-wFHkYVk Zzzzzzz
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 19:13
heh heh heh Well then sir? How bout it? write me back, ok? ................. ? RECEIVED! ha! **what the fuck? heh heh heh anyway thanks speedy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jj3wZVc7nw&feature=related and...BTW Speedy? some USEFUL ..advice from the real norace...? ahem.. 'when the truth is found... ...to be.. lies... ...and yer ... mind, yer, mind... ..is...so full of it! heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jj3wZVc7nw&feature=related LOL!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 19:33
Date: 23-Jun-2009 19:20 I was a bit disappointed when you were banned. ............. a..terrible day, inded! me too, i'll admit... And all my friends ...? NO WAY. THEY were.. pissed... and..DID NOT LIKE IT AT.. ALL! Right Noracers? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek But...in the end... The .. really cool part is, Speedy? I'M .. BACK and better than ever! Wiser , more understanding .. ...judicious in my use of power now! T 1000! I'm ... tanned, relaxed .. rested .. ... stronger and all over... way,BETTER ... NORACE! heh heh heh! look out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI9-k9AkF9c&feature=fvw
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 20:12
? i checked all this shir out.. and AFTER TWO years here fer me? Norace? Let me .. clue yer all in!... to the 'secret.. truth Well.. like it or not .. In .. REALITY IT'S Speedy...that RULES ... THE DAILY ... Rotten ...Forum! appropriate..(Gif) .. Pepe! you know .. i can't do! LOL! LOL! Forum! .................... shrugs... well It is the truth! no shit! I'm a believer! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhIfbV5LIgk&feature=related
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 20:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNjsOHiBYs ............. ? ya damn. beetle bug. yawn heh
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 21:05
Gotta hand it to ya, Sandy ... you sure proved that you are norace. "Emailed and confirmed?" You have got to be kidding. Why would anyone believe you, Sandy? You are at least half the trolls on here already. So you added one more moniker ... big fucking deal.
From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 21:07
andy- are you tired of this little game yet? Two months to become a fuck nut is no real big thing. Then talking to yourself as 3 or 4 posters to make it seem as if your alt is a real person. Delusions of adequacy!!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 21:10
Sandy has "confirmed" that norace is the real fucknut. In other news, Ayatollah Khameini "confirmed" that the election results in Iran are valid. Keith Olbermann "confirmed" that everything that is wrong is because of Bush. Faux News has "confirmed" that everything that is wrong is because of Obama.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 21:14
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 23-Jun-2009 21:05 Gotta hand it to ya, Sandy ... you sure proved that you are norace. "Emailed and confirmed?" ? ............................. yawn. hmmmmmmmmmmmm let me... try to .... REALLY . communicate! And. my desire? Well :() In a way... perhaps... is.. more.. fun and less .. boring? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glNjsOHiBYs try , try.. try.. again. heh heh heh
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 21:23
? Ok..I get it now.., Norace = http://www.guba.com/watch/2000917587?category_id=534&duration_step=0&filter_tiny =0&pp=40&sb=5&set=-1&sf=0&size_step=0&o=193&sample=1243874573:35dcda154302ac1cf5 569c9f6c057f948bcf8ec0 Sandy = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C570byQCLpI&feature=related hmmmmm. sooo ... I guess,Different, strokes, fer , differnt . folks! Right? sooo. What's yer last ..point? peanut? ?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 22:00
From: studgerbil [Studly BIG MAN] Date: 23-Jun-2009 21:10 Sandy has definately confirmed that norace is the real deal .. really unfortunately hmmm. damn ..fuck it... ? And. In other news, for my next trick? after this shitty reality news? I gerbil) plan , and why not by now? ..to put a bullet in my head cause .. heh .. obviously! and.. NORACE IS BACK. LOL! BUt really. when you consider it it seems, unfair and.. sniff,waaaaah ..! it's just friggin not fair. whimper.. sigh anyway alright, i'm ok.. Sooo.. if alla this could REALLY really be true, and norace is really BACK? worse case kinda exaggerated , global warming predictions , factored in? well oh... no, huh .................... ? hmmm heh. agin, huh? good night now.. folks and, remember http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3OnSQc48s&feature=related sniff
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 22:16
Greta made her bones covering the OJ trial for CNN. Subsequently, she had a face-job and moved to Fox with a nice purseful of swag. * Covered the Natalee Holloway story ad nauseum 
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 22:41
Dede, my dear retarded fagg0t. I know you love the movie 300, "This is Sparta. Ta." Tell me, sweet little virgin seraph, Ta, could you, like they did in the movie, spray-paint a six-pack onto your masculage gut and email it to me?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 22:52
Speaking of harlots, whatever became of the beguiling Miss Traci Lords?    I always varied between my allegiance to her and Ginger Lynn Allen.
From: pontius
Date: 23-Jun-2009 23:17
Dede, I desperately want to become like you. So A. I need to retardage my vocabulage. B. I need to stoppage sex and callage any womanage a whore. C. I need to develop a gut big enough to hide my dick D. I need to sound super-malage by citing 300 and sayeth Ta. Cause Ta is britannage. But that alone doesn't do it. Help out a bro.. sister here!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 23:43
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger; Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, Disguise fair nature with hard-favor'd rage; Then lend the eye a terrible aspect.   TIGER, tiger, burning bright. In the forests of the night, ...
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 23:46
Ponti, Why the fuck would you give your password to abc? He's an annoying little prick to begin with and now you've made him worse.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 23-Jun-2009 23:57
You talk like Marlene Dietrich And you dance like Zizi Jean-Mare (perhaps this name is not spelled right) Your clothes are all made by Balmain And there`s diamonds and pearls in your hair
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 00:00
Ah! sunflower, weary of time, Who countest the steps of the sun, Seeking after that sweet golden clime Where the traveller’s journey is done; Where the youth pined away with desire, And the pale virgin shrouded in snow, Arise from their graves and aspire; Where my sunflower wishes to go.
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 00:05
Duder, Dedelage talks out of his arselage, ta. And his half-wittedth stupidage in spelleristics (this is sparta, ta) is forthbecomingth a ridicuselage. Laster than beforementionedth but nots the least (aaaargh, ta), he refuselages to informeth me how to guttage the enourmosly protubernage that shal coverth henceforth his pubicace.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 00:16
 The wife-murdering Robert Blake. (apparently she WAS a real bitch. Jury nullification?)
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 00:27
Deedeelarge, lesth noner though less kiddage each anotherage. Whenest cameth youse last anywere neareth a pusselage? Seriously.
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 00:39
kure you whore! what'dth thou shall opinionated uponate all this gibberishage? (this IS sparta aaaaaaaaa, ta).
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 00:53
And, as if to confirm such, here are some fabulousa norace jokes. How does norace get into his apartment ? Using his DORK key. How does norace eat his food ? With a knife and dork Which hotel does norace stay at when he visits London ? The Dorkchester. Aren't they spiffy ?
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 01:00
New Humpchester? Or New dork? Thy spellerinage, aaaaaaargh (you whore) Writ large. I'm droll.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 01:19
Yes , we are. Optimism is regarded with deep suspicion as a "foreign" trait. We are natural pessimists, which is our strength. As the old saying goes "Eat a live toad every morning and nothing worse will happen to you all day. Probably".
From: crackerhead [got rock?]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 01:22
Happy birthday troll. When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when one of the children phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea." The widow replied, "I nursed him night and day, so of course I know he died of diarrhea. But I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was."
From: crackerhead [got rock?]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 01:25
A furious pounding in a hotel room in the middle of the night awakened a number of guests. The hotel manager went to the room, and when his knocks went unanswered, he let himself in. He found an elderly man cursing and banging on the wall with both fists. "Stop that immediately, sir!" the manager ordered. "You're disturbing everyone in the hotel." "Damn the hotel and everyone in it!" the elderly man hollered. "It's the first hard on I've had in years and both my hands are asleep."
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 01:31
Some seem too obtuse to comprehend the virture of modest understatement.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 02:25
At last, a stimulating infusion of literary allusions and poetic extravaganza. And then came the Sheepshagger who broke the fragile edifice with his jawbone of a horse's ass. Ponty, OG, and DD, the dynamic trio -- Benny Hill smiles upon you from his cloud in heaven (note that he has a kazoo instead of harp and that his robe is so short that it exposes his bellybutton).
From: qd
[GD]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 02:45
I'm so lonely, I just got to let you know And I got to let you If you'd only look, you hold the key to show I've got to let you, I've got to let you know That, I'm so lonely, I've just got to let you know And I've got to let you Take me to the places that I need to go. I've got to let you I've got to let you know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know Chorus: If you don't know If you don't see my face - calling you back If you don't hear, you hear my voice If you don't see my face - calling you back Calling you back I'm so lonely, I just got to let you know I've got to let you If you'd only see, you'd let the feeling grow Just let the feeling Just let the feeling grow, grow, grow, grow, no, no, no, no, no Chorus: Calling you back (repeat) What can I do?
From: qd
[GD]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 03:27
"anecdote" Is that your "big" word of the day? You bore me. Rumpelstilzchen, Tom Tit Tot, Päronskaft, Martinko KlingáÄ, Ooz'Li Gootz'Le.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 03:34
Two trolls walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we only serve adults here. GTFO, nao!" Trolls say, "Say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens."
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 03:37
GD - I think I found your troll. Let's reverse-engineer this. Who here would want to be a well-educated lesbian in her late-50s? Find the answer to that and you've found your troll.
From: qd
[GD]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 03:45
"Who here would want to be a well-educated lesbian in her late-50s?" I know what you're thinking. I'm not Goyle,,
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 03:58
Stud, my trolls are safely locked up in the garbage can. However if you were to find an escapee wandering about, you are welcome to step on it and squash it, but remember it will get your shoe so messy and stinky you'll have to throw the pair away.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 03:58
"When you guys say "Have a nice day" . . . ? Why does it make some British people cringe? Let me explain, when Americans say "Have a nice day" it sounds false to me and others I know have similar feelings about this phrase - I know it's a cultural thing and you guys just say this as we would say "goodbye" or "thank you" but can anyone explain why it is that to our ears it sounds false, or overly nice - especially if someone is grumpy with you in a store and still says "have a nice day" like they really mean "have a terrible day"? Or am I just misguided or is it just typical British miserableness (is that a word?) I sometimes feel like saying "Do I have to?" when someone says this - it sounds like an order "HAVE a nice day"." Quoted from yahoo answers. Thought this was funny. At least, I am not forcing you to have a NICE day. bye
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:00
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 24-Jun-2009 01:31 Some seem too obtuse to comprehend the virture of modest understatement. Virture: 1. A large bird with moral excellence or righteousness that feeds on dead animals; 2. A person who is greedy, rapacious, or predatory in a particularly efficacious, good, or beneficial manner.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:04
 Pickaninniness writ large! (neologies 'R' us)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:15
 I'm not overly sanguine there my fine feathered Phoey. But food for thought. I prefer the more realistic aspects of Rembrandt and Holbien, Monet and Picasso not as much. Love Dali though! And Pollack (bollock) and Maplethorpe are talentless garbage. Just my oppie mind you.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:15
I'm too crude for words, Phoe. I usually don't give "Have a nice day" another thought unless the accompanying body language and tone are super positive and with crinkly eye-contact, in which case it makes me feel very good. However it holds true for the opposite, which brings us back to "crude". An academic colleague (not on my short list of people I liked), once told me "Have a NICE day" with such venom and hostility that I heard myself answering "In a pig's cunt, I will!". We were exiting from a Fac meting and people turned around; then everyone pretended that nothing had been said. I'm still laughing at my own surprise.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:21
Good Morning, all, and Good Night for me as I'm going to sleep a bit. (I hope I'll dream about having a mad tea party with Lennox and the purple-haired charmer -- BunBun will, I hope, pop up now and then, remind us of the time and then leave, arm-in-arm, with Gracie Slick).
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:22
'Vituperative' Date: 1727 : uttering or given to censure : containing or characterized by verbal abuse — vi·tu·per·a·tive·ly adverb ----------------- If you care to attempt discussion with ME regarding the English language gerbiler......I suggest you take care of the due diligence in advance. I enjoy slaying you with rhetorical pen....but don't make it TOO easy!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:25
Good night, GD. Steer clear of the virtuous vultures. Don't let the bedbugs bite. Leave a plate of beer out for the garden slugs. And, most importantly, always ... no, wait ... never answer your phone at 3 AM.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:27
Sorry, DD. I looked up "virture" in the OED and it wasn't there, so I had to create my own definition. Learn to spell, nitwit. From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 24-Jun-2009 01:31 Some seem too obtuse to comprehend the virture of modest understatement.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:27
How indelicate a post for our urbane GD...for shame. (wink)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:38
Perhaps I should at that Gerbiler. Perhaps the security is somewhat better......feel free to enjoy my pr0n. Swinehund!
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:48
Gerbilage, you aforementionated idiotage! The vertueous omnipotage de yesterdayth of beforesaidth AAaaaaaarrrrgh I trub my enhardenage in rabbitage UPON youth thy whatever.
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:54
LOL @ sandyage for hencebeforeabovementionated gifelage! Aaaargh. Ta. You Hurenegg.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 05:22
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 24-Jun-2009 04:00 Phoe, beautiful! Whose work is that? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GD, I found that beauty on google images while looking up silent protest shots. Paradox is the name of the painting. I went back to get info and here is what I found. http://www.saatchi-gallery.co.uk/yourgallery/artist_ profile/Noredin+Morgan/76999.html Scroll down to read her bio and check out the painting titled Intimacey. Artist name is Noredin Morgan,Egyptian born American. She has an M.S Polymer Chemistry and Associated degree in arts. Now it's time to shut the lights out in my box, turn the tv off and go to sleep.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 05:59
Hey guys...Princess Pelosi has her "climate change tax" vote set to go on friday. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124579482359843937.html The energy cost of heating your home is about to crash through the roof, this winter... If you haven't installed a woodburner yet, I suggest you do so...and don't count on your fireplace to help much, get an airtight insert for it. If you don't have a woodlot, or a friend with land that will let you cut wood, your state may allow cutting firewood on state lands, with the proper permit...just remember, a whole shitload of people are going to be doing this, so access to deadwood from a road may be difficult...you may have to get a wood sled, or rig a drag to move the stuff...if you don't have a truck, you can get a trailer pretty cheap. Just a friendly warning.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 06:15
I've NEVER liked that left-wing bitch. A nice Italian girl too, not English but.....far from a jew. (wink)
From: mcdanel1771
[mcdanel 1771]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 06:20
Woodcutting permits are only $15.00 for the season here, but a lot of urban (high pollution) areas have restrictions on wood burning, unless it's your sole source of heat.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 06:38
I have a Kerosene heater for the back room I will retire. Works great, no smell unless it's being fired up or shutdown. I have another one for camping and its design allows cooking on it's top. I also use it to boil oil for chains used on the Motorcycles and Tractors. I boiled up some oil last week for Lil Zilla's Bike. One fucking litre of Kerosene cost $5.89, hence retirement of aforementioned unit for back of the house/Igloo. Time for a yard sale. I got an offer for this place and think I may take it. DD, did you get a pps file from me lately ? Just yummies.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 06:41
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 24-Jun-2009 00:53 And, as if to confirm such, here are some fabulousa norace jokes. ! Aren't they spiffy ? .............................................. ? Yawn And to think he actually hails from the same place that produced Benny Hill and .... "spam"! Amazing. zzzzzzzzz mornin folks... just flyin though some smoked kippers fer breakfast.. later
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 06:42
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 24-Jun-2009 00:51 I have no opinions aboot anything other than that norace is a genius and I'm very jealous. ............................. ? heh heh heh
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 06:49
Pelosi doesn't pay her own heating bill. Support MY plan to reduce carbon diozide emissions: outlaw carbon and oxygen based lifeforms.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:01
Maiden, I saw her a few months ago on one of them 'pat ourselves on the back shows' the celebrities seem to do quite often. Yes, she still looks like Annie, but that pic is about 15 or more years off. Just saying she aged well. Too bad Dave wasn't with her. They worked well together.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:12
Zilla, hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch. I think they're going to paint the outside of the building as well, but it won't stop raining so they can. There's also something massive going on at the other end of the complex. I hear loud grinding sounds and heavy machinery up there. I'll see what it is later when I go out to the bank.
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:12
Goylage you whore! Taaaaaaa! Writ large, I hencebeforeaftermentionated aaaaaargh my bunny is swollenated, how droll. Marlene Dietrich I cum beforehence. Do not chalenage my english! Writ large, on my bugs bunny.
From: daredebbil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:23
 You will never know my greatness
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:34
OK then. Pont, don't mix Crown with American beer. Actually, just avoid American beer completely. I best be getting out to the shop/barns and see exactly how much stuff I really want to keep. Man, I've been dreading this for years (moving). Garg, get this. Dude wanted me to throw in the Zillamobile !! I thought he was kidding me, but he wasn't. Fuck, that car is worth what I paid for this whole friggen place when I bought it 22 years ago ! Its 32C outside here, so don't expect Zilla to accomplish much OK ? If I have a heat-stroke, pls make sure you tell catwoman to eat shit and die. That is all. Have a really shitty day.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:40
$1.93? Good enough, lets go Sick of the waffle house already? You haven't been there that long. Must really suck then. Nites at a local dive? Hmmmm. I spose if you're good you can make it up in tips. My mom was a waitress in a bar back in the 60's. I think she made more in tips than wages.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:46
I know she used to sort her tips after she got home. All the old coins and bills got sorted out. She had a collection of mercury head dimes, buffalo nickels, etc. Sold the old coins to get the down payment on a house. Not bad for tips.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:51
Damn. I worked as a waitress for six hours, then quit. I think the wage part was right around two bucks an hour. Screw being nice to people and trying not to sneeze.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:53
"Anyone who gets well remunerated for doing the very thing they really love, whatever it may be, is blessed by the Gods, . Making a living at doing something that one either dislikes or to which one is indifferent is, alas, the fate of most of humankind. Working one's ass off, having to take shit, and being looked down upon while having to accept some of the heaviest of all responsibilities any human can bear -- And not getting one fucking penny for it (except, with some luck, for an "allowance") was the bottom of the Barrel of Fates. Job used to be called (in English, but the equivalent in any language will do) a mother and housewife". Who said that? -- Me! (I put it in the past tense as a gesture of optimism towards the future)
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:54
Min wage just went up in April here... Now it's around $8.50. I make a buck more than that an hour and it's still not enough to live off of... The more you make the more the government takes. I don't need sex any more, I'm already getting screwed by the government.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 07:55
Jill: Ever see the commercial where the guy says he didn't WANT mayo, and she scrapes the top of his burger off on the side of the table to "get rid of" the mayo? I've been waitressing off and on for 19 years. Love the work, but need a change. All right guys, gotta head over there. Wish me luck!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:00
Abby, I've had jobs I absolutely hated within days of taking them. I usually ended up looking for something else in a hurry. Then I've had jobs I loved but hated the people I was forced to work with. That's really hard when you know you love the work but the people are morons and assholes which makes the job suck.
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:03
godzilla1, are you really a moron ? I've kept an eye on your posts, and as long as you're not full of shit, why would you sell out ? Only thing I haven't figured out is this Zillacar thing. In a buyers market ? You will give up a house ? For what ? What is this 'special' car ? What is this 'estate' ? Can anyone here vouch for you ? I call Bullshit, except the fact that you call catcunt to be one to be hated upon. You're up.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:06
The best thing about teaching is that you get a new batch of people to hate or adore every couple of months. The worst is when some jackass has to repeat the class, and you get the same asshat twice.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:13
Jill, I don't like people enough to be a teacher. I'd have to hurt too many of them for being idiots. I work best alone. I can't imagine doing what you do, honestly.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:15
Good point Jill -- I alas had mine until they received their sacred paper after an average of 4 yrs. The good ones were a prolonged pleasure but the horrid were unbearable. There also seemed some confusion in their minds between the job descriptions of thesis adviser and den mother.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:19
I'm a floater, so thesis adviser hasn't been on my nametag yet. If I only have to see the monkeys twice a week, I'm ok with that. It's when they come sniffing around during office hours to ask stupid questions that I really begin to hate them. Office hours are my time to surf teh netz and get paid.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:20
Really, it breaks my heart to read about the poorly renumerated and substandard occupations you people are describing. It reminds me of my bleak past. Despite my current health ordeal (which is coming along quite easily, for some reason) these are the best and most secure times of my entire miserable life. Guess I'm lucky I got a federal government job when I did.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:27
If possibly you wonder why I complain, we've had 4.5 inches of rain so far in June. The ground is saturated and we have flood watches posted because there's no where for the rain to go.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:30
Yesterday I ran out of cat food, so I gave Lucy-Fur wet kitten chow. Turned her damned nose right up! Of all the things to get prissy about, I'm not sure Purina One would be high on any other feline's list. And Connecticut rain is exceptionally miserable. It DOES clean the goose shit though.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:37
Abby, it's been in the high 60's here and the humidity in the 80-99% range now for nearly 2 weeks with little sun and lots of rain. We expect rain through next weekend at least. I'm beginning to grow gills and webbed feet. It's like living in a greenhouse. While I'm sure most of the plants love it, we poor mammals don't.. Well, at least not this one. I want to go back to my semi arid environs out west.
From: sp00k
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:43
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:20 Really, it breaks my heart to read about the poorly renumerated and substandard occupations you people are describing. ==== I clean public lavatories. Good benefits - 4 more years and they'll give me a brush.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:49
Cats are strange in their eating habits. I'm lucky that the 4 we now have aren't picky eaters. They get friskies or purina dry food and scarf it right up. They also get either friskies ( if it's on sale ) or the store brand of wet food ( they like it more than friskies, go figure ) and it's cheaper. I think I spend more on litter ( arm and hammer cuz it really does kill the odors best ) than I do on food. I did have one who refused any wet foods and I had another who loved the tender vittles pouches and dry food, but refused canned food.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:53
Mine is more into the canned shit with MeowMix on the side. Except for anything in my bowl, of course, and a marked preference for stringbeans (search me). Favorite treat is sharing a dish of Breyer's French Vanilla Ice Cream with me.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:56
Lucy-Fur gets a scoop of ice cream with a can of tuna dumped on top of it every year on her birthday. The torture for me is leaving it out all day for her to enjoy.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:58
Our old cat likes dried apricot or peaches. Cheese of most types and pork chops, fried chicken and butter. The others won't touch human food with the exception of Imp likes to lick my breakfast bowl after I'm done, she does like milk.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 08:59
LMAO -- Jill, I never would have thought of that -- I'll gird my loins and attempt to live with it next November 13. I wonder if Ben and Jerry ever thought of that.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:00
Lucy will eat anything she thinks she's not supposed to. If someone pointed at toilet paper and yelled NO, she'd prolly eat that too.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:04
Well, one of ours will shred a roll of paper towel if he gets the chance. Doesn't eat it, but makes a great mess of confetti and ruins the roll.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:08
OK! I'm back. Got all the way down there and he won't be back until 1:00!! Makes me wonder if this is the sort of place I want to work. If the owner can't keep a schedualed appointment? I will go back at 1:00, but looking at the gals that work there, I'm not sure if I can stand equal to them. I thought his name was Charlie (It's not, however) It is Johnny. He calls all his girls "Johnny's Angels". I can see why. They're a very beautiful lot of women.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:08
Ok, y'all: Time for me to bathe and truck it on out. Today we begin the middle voice. Imagine yourselves trying to teach Greek grammar to monkeys that somehow made it to college without managing to learn English grammar. Hint: patience and a lot of fart jokes.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:11
Later Abby. I also had a cat who would ( given the chance ) shed a loaf of bread. Didn't eat it, just ripped the bag open and then destroyed the loaf. Bread crumbs everywhere. Never figured that one out. My daughter had one that ate popcorn though.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:14
MotherFucker its hot upstairs in the shop. 38C and its only noon. Found a dead kittah. Looks like a mummy, so been there a while. 'GO', do as your handle suggests. Only reason you have no reply from anyone, is you're TSS Software'd. Asshole. Yes I'm sure a few can 'vouch' for me. ESAD Buddy, or at least make it interesting.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:20
Who is GO Zilla? I see no user with that name Poor kitty, just needed a drink, all dried up
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:21
Lacey will eat just about any people food that falls onto the floor. But one time a piece of hamburger that was cooked in the BF's special hot sauce (he was making chili) fell on the floor. She ran right up to it, took one sniff, and backed up with her ears flattened to her head. She then ever so carefully batted the piece of hamburger under the stove.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:28
Bascha, it's a troll, I blocked it long ago, forgot, LOL. I never see trolls but once or twice, they disappear quickly after I determine troll status.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:31
Dunno, I don't see it on this thread and I not be blocking squat. Found this on different thread. I liked him, until he thought he'd stab me. // This guy : From: go [fuck yerself] Date: 22-Jun-2009 15:35 Submitted by: TheIdiot So, catcunt changed her handle ?
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:37
So whatever wit dat. Hot as fuck, so because I'm home, good time to huck the AC in. As long as I find all the stuff, I be chillin a few hours. Dunno garg, I read some shit from the 'go' clown and now not here. Whatever. One Idiot gone.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:40
Bascha, You just have to make the mental note to use it is all. I started with Netscape, long before IE existed. FF is simply the latest and best version of it. I can't stand IE, for many reasons. Zilla, no, she didn't change her name,, LOL. Lurker, cats are weird about how they react to things. The guys were just here a bit ago to paint our door ( as well as the halls ) and they needed to open the door to get the edges. One cat goes over to greet them, one crouches down and acts nervous, ready to run and hide. One didn't bother to even move or look. Go figure.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:41
Zilla, A/C good, except for the bills As for the troll, maybe the great and powerful Duder removed the crap, it's happened before.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:44
Bascha, I don't see it because he's blocked by TSS's little script, I don't see any trolls I don't want to see, like shithand and his million alternates. Soap? Naw, he'd be gettin off easy. I'd just warm his ass up with a belt if it was me.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:50
I threatened to beat him, but the booger doesn't belong to me. I did the soap sliver. Made him sit for 2 minutes after. Figured I better let him rinse before he starts farting bubbles. It's been an on-going thing, and I've been threatening for a week. I had to hold up to my threat, or the kid will continue to walk all over me.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:52
Time for a talk with dad it seems, maybe he needs to know the kids got a mouth. The worst the soap might do is give him the shits.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:55
Dads taking the stance that "Well, he hears it in other places..." Still doesn't excuse a 4 year old flipping the bird, and saying "Shit!" all the time. The child still knows the difference from right and wrong.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:57
Maybe Dad needs a belt and some soap then. If he lets the little shit get away with this now, he'll have loads of problems later in life with the brat.
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 10:03
From: gargoyle1 Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:41 Zilla, A/C good, except for the bills As for the troll, maybe the great and powerful Duder removed the crap, it's happened before. ^^^^ You're still here, the biggest load of crap the Dailyrotten has ever seen. BTW, any more paint-fume drama, or weather reports?
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 11:39
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. Ta. Writ droll how large. This Ta is Sparta. Ta. For I cometh with my wettened prickage aaaaargh whencebeforeaforementionated! Doth aaaaargh SHALLTH not chelenge my english aaaargh. 
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 11:49
AAaaaaaaaaaargh. 300. Gerbage, YOUR paedophilage aaaaaaaaargh SHALLTH whenceabovementionage AAAAAAAARGH sparta. Writ large. I drool. You ken't spaken englishage upon like AAAAAAAARGH. you WHORE.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 12:02
28C here @ 1357. good christ, it's hot. i have added more flowery creatures to our garden, and we are well on our way to our colourful paradise. strange thing... i don't like radishes, didn't plant radishes, yet in the row where i planted the hibiscus, i have radishes growing. damn ugly devil root. the sweet peas still haven't sprouted, and after i discovered the radishes, i got angry, went to the greenhouse and bought snapdragons to fill in that area. i will post pictures later tonight, as i now have to pick up offspring and plant the new creatures i just bought. huge trumpet lily, another asiatic lily (almost black), and more snapdragons.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 12:07
i would also like to thank the person who posted that beached froggy picture earlier on in this thread. it is now on my desktop. offspring saw it and said "mommy, does froggy have gas?"... i burst out laughing, and of course said "yes".
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 12:34
 "...and St Codeneus dreamed he was ravished and garnished by a naked cod fillet, but just as he was welcoming the wanton loin, theHoly Virgin Mary appeared, admonishing him, saying: "Cast this fish from thee!"
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 12:58
 That's a beautiful sink. And so ergonomic. I wonder if the hot water is on the right side?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 13:05
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 24-Jun-2009 09:59 -------------- DD tips his hat to the girl; good, efficient old-school waitresses are increasingly hard to find these days and are in fact worth their weight in gold.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 13:09
Ponty, it has no hot water. One faucet has cold water, and the other has water a few degrees above freezing. Perversely enough - in summertime - it has no cold water. It has piss-warm water, and on the right water so hot it'll melt the enamel off the wall tiles.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 13:43
US upsets Spain to reach Confederations Cup final ... ... stop Spain's record run at 15 wins and put the Americans into their first FIFA men's final at any level ...
From: synther [Mr. Sarcastic]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 13:53
Sp00k, you moron. Did you read the article? He didn't illegal access anything. He wrote software that SOMEONE ELSE used to access servers. If you're not going to keep up, please see to it that you become an article on the site.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 13:56
From: synther [Mr. Sarcastic] Date: 24-Jun-2009 13:53 Sp00k, you moron. Did you read the article? He didn't illegal access anything. He wrote software that SOMEONE ELSE used to access servers. If you're not going to keep up, please see to it that you become an article on the site. --------------------- You fucking moron. Do you see anyone discussing the fucking article here? This is the fucking ffa now. Fuck off.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 14:04
[Mr. Sarcastic] -------------- Btw you don't have to have the user's name that your mother calls you. You can pick a different one if you like.
From: pontius
Date: 24-Jun-2009 14:16
dede, just answer and i'll let you float in tranquility in your pathetic belief to be smart forever: when did you, if ever, enjoy pussy for the last time?
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 14:53
I guess sex tourism has a new local. "Gov. Sanford admits to extramarital affair.. Relationship revealed after S.C. governor's mysterious trip to Argentina" http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31522908/ns/politics-more_politics/ "SC Gov. Sanford admits affair after going AWOL" http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/feedarticle/8575272 ..hard to imagine the pussy was That good, Now a Good blowjob? Maybe.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 14:54
One day in the garden of Eden, god was talking to adam. He was asking how he liked eve and all that. Adam said that it was great having a partner and that sex was a great invention. God is happy that he's made this good thing for Adam, but he looks around and doesn't see Eve anywhere. He asks Adam, Hey, where's Eve? Adam replies, Oh, she went down to the ocean for a swim. God was heard to mutter under his breath, great, now I'll never get that smell out of the fish.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 24-Jun-2009 14:56
BF, for the money he just blew on this, the divorce and bad publicity, probably losing his job and career, it'd better have been the best fuck in the world.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 15:11
 No comment needed here I suspect.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 15:35
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire is a nice wholesome image of classic Americana. Scorched scrota is a bit non-Rockwellian however!
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 15:42
Sounds like Zilla could use one of these.  That sucker's a life saver in the summer, and everything except the power cord is from scrounging. == I like the cat name "Lucy-fur" ,I have said "her royal hairness" I miss the cat that i didn't want. Supper break over, back to housey stuff. I shall back read later.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 16:02
I can always appreciate the Colossus of Rhodes.   He straddles well I suppose...I should like to straddle Jenifer Lopez' backside before gently sliding my throbbing, erect penis into her very entails! 'If I live to see the seven wonders Ill make a path to the rainbows end Ill never live to match the beauty again The rainbows end!' - The incomperable Stevie Nicks  Another woman possessed of style and grace.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 17:15
Hey folks! Afternoon.. long stressful day at work. (the new computer MAR charting he gotta do now , sucks..) anyway... I need some relaxation. and let off a little .. steam.. heh heh heh Sooo (looks around) Where's that tarded rectal robot, kryton? Hmmmmm He never did show up... to "duel" me, like he said he was gonna yesterday. Yawn... Anyway..still... That sounds like fun! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb6vVDcqtyE&feature=related
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 17:25
As long as I'm on this shit site it's rant time: I can't wait to open my own FH!! Plus, I've had to change personal info... Uh!! Is there anyway to get out of a sticky situation in an amicable fashion?? Nope! That's why I changed all my personal info! Take note from moi, got a problem? Change all your contact info!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 17:38
When a gal is young and fucks up, she gets second chances. When a gal is in her 30s and still fucking married sandniggers, she's a trashy whore of a bitch. No more chances.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 17:59
Stud, this is getting as old, predictable, and tired as the "election bet" and the "ladyboy" nonsense and with as little basis in facts. Try for some variety, you'll like it (and it will be a relief to come to DR and be surprised).
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 24-Jun-2009 18:14
I agree GD. In fact, CW should really stop whining about it, as much as she fucks up her personal life. But here she is, whining and carrying on about it as though it was the very first time she got ass-fucked by some Arab and "all of a sudden" found out he was married. It is getting real old listening to her idiotic carrying-on, and I thank you for bringing it up.
From: poontuis
Date: 24-Jun-2009 20:43
From: pontius Date: 24-Jun-2009 14:25    I love that photoshop.
Updated: 24-Jun-2009 20:43
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