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Cremated Father Lives
BBC | Submitted by: anonymous
"His family reported him as missing but appeals failed to uncover information about his whereabouts... The body of a man, which had similar clothes and historic wounds to Mr Delaney, was found in the grounds of Manchester Royal Infirmary in January 2003."
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From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 12:59

This is BS! I submitted this story first!

Fuck you rotten.com staff! I hope to see you on my slab!

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 13:03

..& I also submitted it under the title "Return of the living dead!" I can't remember the blurb I added but it was no doubt hilarious! Submitted under CanadianFuneralDirector.

Again, fuck you!

From: kdp [Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 13:09

The real question is who is going to get away with a murder? No body, no evidence.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 13:18

The real question is who is going to get away with a murder? No body, no evidence.
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Just because there is no body doesn't mean there is no evidence. I think you were searching for "no corpus delicti". In any case you still don't need a physical body to be convicted of murder as long as there is sufficient evidence that a murder took place.

From: kdp [Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 13:28

I won't argue that one cannot be convicted on circumstancial evidence without a body in evidence. I can think of a case in California where a conviction was made and the body of the victim was finally found some years later.

What I should have said is without a body, it will be hard to prove an identity and link someone to a charge of murder.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 13:47

What I should have said is without a body, it will be hard to prove an identity and link someone to a charge of murder.
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True enough

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 14:06

What if the guy with amnesia killed the guy who was cremated in his place and it's all an elaborate hoax!

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 16:14

Jay, how rotten. And wonderful!

Note to self: Save this thread for future use.

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 16:41

I would be so creeped out if I saw my cremated dad on TV.


Last I knew he was in an urn in mom's cedar chest.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 17:50

Does he smoke when he walks, like DOG the Bounty Hunter does in the ads ?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Sep-2008 18:00

Well it's certainly going to be tough to identify who really got cremated now isn't it?

From: ladyamethyst [Michelle]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 20:15

I would be so creeped out if I saw my cremated dad on TV.

THANKS I just choked on my popcorn...I owe ya one FTM! I cant quit laughin.

From: milkysouth [Melanie Stoner]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 22:18

Mr Renehan then contacted the police, who asked him a series of questions before DNA tests confirmed their relationship.

Okay. So the DNA to the cremated body also was a match to be this guys dad. OH wait. There wasn't a DNA test done on the first guy. The coroner just looked at the decomposing body and the son and said "Yep. thats your dad".

From: flyndaran [Patrick]
Date: 6-Sep-2008 05:04

Interesting that they say the old guy has amnesia and not some form of dementia.
All real forms of retrograde amnesia result from a desire to leave one's life and some form of minor head trauma.
Funny if even subconsciously the old fart wanted to hide from his family.

From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 6-Sep-2008 06:55

The first picture looks like Pat Buchanon

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 6-Sep-2008 15:09

His family reported him as missing but appeals failed to uncover information about his whereabouts... The body of a man, which had similar clothes and historic wounds to Mr Delaney, was found in the grounds of Manchester Royal Infirmary in January 2003.
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"Ha Ha. Cremated."

From: ballsosteel [and not even male!]
Date: 7-Sep-2008 20:07

I love how the police go on about "we didn't have that / do that 'back then'" like 2000 is 50 years ago. It's not even a decade ago! 2000 is not the stone age! What a bunch of dweebs trying to make excuses.

Updated: 7-Sep-2008 20:07
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