From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 12:19

Numbnut...

From: fescue
Date: 5-Sep-2008 12:21

Well, that's just nutty.

(someone had to say it)

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 12:54

Papua New Guinea is the Florida of Oceania.

From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 13:00

Nut busts a nut over a nut.

From: 77pump [Beourne Todye]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 13:02

I chew betle nut, in a betel/tobacy mix called gutkha.
The real Indians dig it oh so.
I love it, but many people think it tastes like incense, which leaves me incensed.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 14:02

The 'villager' is nuts over nuts.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 14:09

Songs from "South Pacific" are going through my head!
"Bloody Mary is the girl I love
Bloody Mary is the girl I love
Bloody Mary is the girl I love
Now ain't that just too damn bad"

"She is always chewing beetle nuts
etc.
etc.
Now ain't that just too damn bad."

From: slamdonkey [fobiopatel.com]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 15:32

maybe he should've just chewed on his testicles... hindsight is a bitch

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 16:19



So many choices

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 16:50

You men and your nuts.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 17:52

He shoulda just teabagged her.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Sep-2008 18:01

I think he's nuts

From: ladyamethyst [Michelle]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 20:17

sometimes ya feel like a nut...
sometimes ya don't

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 21:10

Mounds or almond Joy?

From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 21:25

dammit duder, I submitted this over two days ago as "Some's a bit Teste"
Oh well, at least everyone else got to read it.
Now to go search and see if the story about the one legged man in florida who got shot eighteen times after a short foot chase made it!
(oh and, in case it's not...the guy used to have a fake leg which he was known to keep a gun in, but it was confiscated by police during an early incident)

From: milkysouth [Melanie Stoner]
Date: 5-Sep-2008 22:11

This guy obviously has chewed on one of his testicles before and didnt like the thought of someone else knowing.

From: uglyfacet [Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum]
Date: 6-Sep-2008 17:15

So the lesson here is, aim for the spleen

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2008 06:43

Lucy........you got some sleenin' to do!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 7-Sep-2008 06:47

It hould be 'spleening'.....but you know these Cubanos and their English!

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 7-Sep-2008 21:11

Wonder what would be the turnabout if they woulda mentioned swallow a cock?