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BBC | Submitted by: anonymous
"Paul Gibbons, 47, tracked down John Jones using details obtained online after the pair exchanged insults in an internet chatroom, a court heard. He travelled 70 miles to Mr Jones' home in Clacton, Essex, and beat him up with a pickaxe handle in December 2005."
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From: sonofsam [.44 cal killer]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:01

Paul is the man......

From: faqme [faqme]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:06

lol I would love to do this to some people i meet online

From: iontrap [Nappies is Over]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:22

He must have been pissed to find the pick missing once he got to Essex.
Good thing his friend had the machete.

From: mrgein [blahblah]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:23

i hope that fuckin bitch ass jones has learned his lesson. the monitor is not gonna save you, maybe he will learn to watch his fuckin mouth now.

From: mrnatural [MrNatural]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:26

Let this be a reminder to those of us who express opinions about Islam and Islam's child molesting prophet Mohomad (piss be upon him) to not post personal details that might be used to find and blind side attack us.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:31

And this would be why I just like lurking around the arguments in the FFA!!

From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:32

>> Det Cons Christopher Creagh, of the Metropolitan Police, said: "This is
>> the first instance of a web-rage attack."

Because he knows everything that everybody ever did.

From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:35

The religion of peace and love strikes again!

From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:37

What the fuck kind of morons would have an interest in Islam anyway? It's kind of like saying, "I'm not feeling stupid enough," or "Those burqa's are really sexy looking, I'm in!"

From: jondoe [LouisTheDamned]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:53

I bet DS and hostess are taking notes now...

From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:56

LOL reminds me of an instance where some fuckhead was mouthing off to everyone on a chat room.. being Mr Tough Guy.. So i sign on using a womans name and the fuckhead gives me all of his personal info. Phone Number Address, pic etc. Once he realized that he didnt give his info to the sexy blonde he thought he was talking to he bout shit in his pants, and kept sending me IMs begging me not to give out his info to the rest of the chat room. Lots of laughs all around.

From: larryking [no not that one asshoe]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 13:59


From: kwijibo [A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 14:02

What a couple of dumbasses. There's that old saying: arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics(r), even if you win, you're still retarded.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 14:07

Well then that guy takes the "gold" 1 more thing was that guy gay cause he had a parter eww faggot

From: justgottalook [tammy]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 14:09

AHHHHHH, yeah, BONERS are finally back.



FUCK YES........

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 14:15

Hmm, If I was the guy answering the door it would have been with a .45.

I don't get unannounced visitors and tend to answer the door with pistol in hand if I'm not expecting anyone.


Which means that instead of 'Man gets beat by pickaxe handle' the story would have read 'Would be attacker and friend with machete get shot by homeowner'

One more reason to own a gun for home defense :-)

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 14:21

morte,

Amen brother, amen.

And we have 2 very large Great Pyreneese.

From: maggpye [maggpye]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 14:56

first of all, if you get THAT pissed off about getting into an "argument" with someone on the internet, you have issues.

second of all, who the fuck gives out enough personal info on the internet for someone to be able to track them down?

dumbasses.

From: nixonsquid [The Nixon Squid]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 14:58

Anyone else get flashbacks of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

"What've I been telling you? There's nothing you can do about it. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. "

From: fatalbert [hey]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:06

Time to ban video games.

From: vubula []
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:18

"I don't get unannounced visitors and tend to answer the door with pistol in hand if I'm not expecting anyone."

-Note to self: Do NOT sell Girl Scout Cookies in Morte's neighborhood.

From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:23

this guy deserves a medal he made something i always thought of doing come true

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:24

Your all a bunch of fat ass, idiotic, pedo loving, takin it up the ass, liberals, who don't have the balls to come over and kick my ass you commie loving pinko fags!!

If you think you have the cojones like the guy in this story to find me and kick my ass I will make it easy for you.

My address
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC

Come on you pussies, I dare you!

From: lilgrimreapergrl [Sometimes, Death really is a BITCH!]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:40

It's all shits and giggles until you piss off the crazy internet psycho...

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:43

Hmm, now that you've mentioned it I haven't had a visit from any Jehovah Witnesses in a while, either...

From: sonofsam [.44 cal killer]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:46

Someone should goto 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC and sort out the worlds problems with a .45. =p

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:49

From: sonofsam [.44 cal killer]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:46

Someone should goto 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC and sort out the worlds problems with a .45. =p

---
Just curios about one thing. Why would a [.44 cal killer] use a .45?
trying to upgrade?

From: sonofsam [.44 cal killer]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:51

Thats a good question, i'd say the pot made me do it.

From: noodleboy [Abstract Aardvark]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:56

Now we finally have the real-world identities of doczzz and knowitall. Alaska my ass.

From: nativeamerigoth [name? what name?]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:59

This is precisely why I don't ever do chat rooms. And, why would people be stupid enough to put their personal info online? Shit, make up info like, 666 Demon Dr, Hell, MI, 66669 or something like that. Make up names instead of using your real ones, ie: Miss Biach, Myra Mains (get it? my remains), Jack Off, Ms. Demeanor... I could go on. More fun that way anyway. :-) Btw, there really is a Hell, MI. Saw a roadsign with the name and it was covered in ice. Hell really did freeze over that winter, I guess.

From: hempcolour [Hemp Colour]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:59

Dude, don't be stupid...you'll get a visit from civil servants in black suits.

boners are back yes!


Meanwhile, I have no Bully game yet...no one bloody has it...I'm getting walmart rage...rat bastards not in stock!

From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:03

Let this be a lesson to all you young whippersnappers out there. DO NOT FUCK WITH 47 YEAR OLDS.








:) (Smiley emoticon to express frivolity. Don't go apeshit, you justice seekers out there.)

From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:06

jena and ds were actually dudes and jena finally had enough!! shit!

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:08

Well well, who would have thought? So much for cyber space anonymity, lol. I wonder when somebody is going to take a bat to some of the nut cases who voice sometimes unflattering attacks on others here at rotten?

From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:14

I also was reminded of Jay and Silent Bob, nixonsquid.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:14

From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:06

jena and ds were actually dudes and jena finally had enough!! shit!


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I am a dude? However, I do expect a mob of fellow Rotteners to appear one day at my door.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:20

Hi boys & girls!

Yep, all in the name of religion! Lets have some more of that organized crap. I'd say religion, not money, is the root of all evil!

Boneheads.

From: weapon [Of Mass Destruction]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:22

Let that be a lesson to all you cock sucking cunt licking motherfucking son a bitching dog fucking chicken clucking cockroach breaking cheating anti-American masturbating unholy shit faced assholes.

:)

P.S. We got new stories !

From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:23

One at a time, DS, or one massive orgy?

Despite his net rage he is still just a rat in a cage. Just don't shoot me with any butterfly winged bullets!

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:26

There just aren't enough people willing to take things to the next level.

Kudos to you Mr. Gibbons! I hope Mr. Jones choked on every fucking word you made him eat.

Just let this serve as a reminder to all you asshats spewing your shit here...

If you don't have the balls to pound your point home with a baseball bat, you ain't got no business being outspoken.

From: dogmeat [T-moe]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:37

What ever happened to 501 Arkansas???

From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:39

The better question would be why do you care?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:45

Peace be upon you and your family, and death to the infidel

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:59

This guy kicks ass on a lot of levels. He is my new hero. Not only did he not let this guy's shit talking slide, but he hangs out with guys with machetes. Fuck yeah! I totally want a friend with a machete now. I predict "friend with machete" is going to be the new "friend with a condo in Mammoth" and all the cool kids will have one. You heard it here first.

P.S. In order to harass SkankySlut76 in "real life" I would have to a) care about "her" and b) go slumming in some ghetto crack neighborhood. Neither of those things are happening.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 17:13

Oh, it's that pretentious bitch, Jenny-O. I liked you better when you were just lurking. It mad me think that maybe, just maybe you were dead or something. Fuck, now my night is ruined.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

P.S. In order to harass SkankySlut76 in "real life" I would have to a) care about "her" and b) go slumming in some ghetto crack neighborhood. Neither of those things are happening.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By the way, I find it creepy you haven't posted for days (as far as I know) and when you come back, you have to mention me in your very first post. The obsession HAS to stop. Have you discussed this with your therapist yet?

P.S. Crackhead neighbor moved out or was evicted last week. Thanks for asking! :-)

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 17:24

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:14

I am a dude? However, I do expect a mob of fellow Rotteners to appear one day at my door.
-----------------------------
I do too, but I have issued party invitations to my fellow Rottentots and am expecting the horde to arrive any day now with booze, bud and a festive demeanor.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 17:26

Nice, Slut. Letting your true colors be seen outside the free-for-alls now, I see.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 17:34

I do too, but I have issued party invitations to my fellow Rottentots and am expecting the horde to arrive any day now with booze, bud and a festive demeanor.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

LOL, that won't happen for me. Hopefully, if I send out invites, the number of invited guests outnumber the uninvited guests.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 17:37

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 17:26

Nice, Slut. Letting your true colors be seen outside the free-for-alls now, I see.


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Hey, Mrs. Pot-Calling-the-Kettle-Black, YOU had started it. BTW, I love it when you call me "Slut". You are the only one that calls me that. It warms the cockles of my heart when you refer to me as "Slut".

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 17:41

I'm a gonna get cha you sons of bitches.

From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 17:46

Once upon a time, some fundy threatened to come kill me. I laughed and laughed. Nobody could track me down without a fairly timely legal search warrant given to my ISP, assuming there's IP logging on a web site I post to.

Once upon a time, I told a guy on usenet he should be more careful. He used his own personal email address that he had used in other forums, and it led to his name... and from context of forum messages got down a town, and from there I looked him up in a '411' directory.

He was so upset, he sent a nasty email to my disposable email account telling me he would 'sue'. Sue who? For what? I showed him he had his @$$ hanging in the wind and gave him VERY good and detailed information for protecting his privacy, and exactly how I had tracked him down in less than an hour, and he went BALLISTIC. What a loser.

Here's how to make a fully anonymous usenet (and other) account:

Go to mail.com, msn.com, yahoo.com, whatever and get a free email account. Everything can be fictitious except your zip code/town needs to be nearby. This is so that validation software that checks your IP address against a region will come up valid. Worst case, you need to use a phone book (or on-line 411 database) to come up with a 'real' name/address to pass that degree of validation (practically nobody goes that far - most don't even do the city/zip/IP check, because you might be at an internet cafe out of town, for instance).

Anyway, once you have this scratch email address, you can go to 'groups.google.com' and create a google account that uses that email address. While you're at it, you can use this address to make activate other forums and on-line services. After a couple of weeks, just forget the email address. Spam will go there, and nobody will ever look.

From then on, simply be careful never to use your own name (first can be OK), and don't talk about exactly where you live, except in a regional way (i.e. Central California).

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 17:50

Hi, dickhead, the man of many tongues. Who's first on your list?
Conspiracy, don't call me "slut", please? It just will seem somehow,uhh...I don't know, less special next time Jenny-O calls me it.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:03

What the hell are you talking about?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]


Fuck. You must have missed me since you can't stop talking about me.

From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:11

Couldn't they have just settled their differences in World of Warcraft or somehting?

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:14

I'm sorry , I thought it warmed your cockles.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:19

Well DS, first I'm going to cram my huge Indian dicks into Ciaohchow's dogs. Then I'm gonna break into Conspiracy's house and steal all his guns. And use them to kill kittens on the sidewalk. Then I would visit mikeisgreen and paint him blue. Then I'll shoot CanadaGirl76 between the eyes, just because. There's a whole lot more things I'm gonna do. But I don't want to give it all away. You know, might ruin the suprise. But here's a hint:

Enigma, 2 dildos up his ass.
Olgit, pee on his lawn.
Hellen, Make cake then pee on lawn.
Stephy, Make cake pee on lawn and fuck her daughter.
Robojesus, crucify him.
Theodread, Hang out and play video games.
Mcnestie, (see Enigma)
Aulduron, Fuck his sons 'n daughters, Then pee on lawn.
DirtySlut, have an Italian dinner and share crazy stories.
Doczz, Make cake and pee on lawn.

Don't think I forgot the rest of you LOL

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:24

I know I've made plenty of people pissed enough to do this to me. I love playing with those chatroom bullies. I call their bluffs and give them a ficticious address within site of my house. I'll put it right in the main room where everyone can see and tell them if they don't sign off this minute and come over, they better shut the fuck up or everyone will see them for the loudmouth pussies they are.

Nobody has ever shown up.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:27

What the fuck kind of morons would have an interest in Islam anyway? It's kind of like saying, "I'm not feeling stupid enough,

LOL.Thank you. That was the laugh I've been looking for all fucking day.

However, I do expect a mob of fellow Rotteners to appear one day at my door.

Bella's right,that's a good reason to always have "party favors" ready.
Besides,I don't think anyone would be looking to kick your ass.


For the record Rectum started the the DS/jena thing on this thread.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:35

Nobody has ever shown up.

I'm calling you out on your bullshit!!Give me the fake address and I'll be right over!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:42

I love fucking with people on the net, as long as I have enough brains to NOT tell them where I'm at, it's all fun and games, specailly when they get pissed and tell me they're gonna fuck up my computer online. As if they even could. I usually ask them when they're gonna start and keep on chatting just to piss in their wheaties for them.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:43

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:45

But Dickhead,
I loves my guns ! Loves 'em I say.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:50

Wow Aulduron, I can see your house in Google Earth. You live near Lafayette Square?

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 18:55

Yup. I gotta giant tit for a roof.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 19:00

<I> Hey, jen...hey jen? psssst scroll down (for jen's eyes only)




























FUCK OFF!

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 19:02

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington DC


I'm not falling for that one again.

From: 2muchfun [Wulfgar the having too much fun]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 19:04

Ah, religion!
One of Darwin's most productive [and least discriminating]tools.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 19:07

ikthool, rectum just brought us up....she was the one to take bait. How are you by the way?
conspiracy, leave my cockles alone! :-)
dickhead, why are you treating me like the minority here, on what you are going to do to the fellow rotteners?
are you rascist? I can't help being born Polish.
LOL

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 19:24

I'm good,but very tired.I stayed up posting on rotten last night till 3 hours before I had to get up for work.Apparently I need some kind of special V chip that keeps me off this forum during the week.
Hope you had a good day. :)

From: laylay [insensitive heathen]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 19:27

allah.
i got busy at work..actually working. so i wasn't able to get in til late....
i hate it when my job interferes with my posting and socializing on the internet...

i think this is absolutely hysterical. i mean i don't often get riled over something someone in a chat room says to me....but i can admit to getting my panties in a wad a time or two and fantasizing about goin to kick some ass ...so hat's off to the guy who MEANT BUSINESS!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 19:53

ikthool, day sucked, boss made a surprise visit
which is fine
just interfers with my internet surfing during down times

From: hubrisofsatan [now with the hubris of satan]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 20:00

Dickhead, would those dildos be side by side or would you use the second one to push the first farther in? Perhaps a combination of the two?

From: thepain [Hornet Soldier]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 20:02

This is why I do not dismiss crazy people unlike the rest of society. Living the type of life I've lived, you NEVER know when you'll need a crazy motherfucker.

From: robbdubbs [R.]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 20:04

Same thing happen to me but, when I get to the guys house his mom answers the door. My friend with the madabaca (razorblaze) asked for the guy. He was having cookies and milk so we joined him. Then we beat him and his mother up. Good news tho! We got the cookies!

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 20:09

We got the cookies!

I hope you deleted them immediatly,so they didn't slow your system down.

From: shimy1221 [wrghwrtgw]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 20:10

wow...umm...ive said some pretty mean shit to people online...thats it, im buying a gun..

From: thedusthunter [patrick dowdy]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 20:18

http://www.fugly.com/images/12119/islamic_hypocisy.html

From: annidez [annidez]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 20:27

All - I need abvice. Is there anywhere I can move to in Idaho that won't gag me? My hope is to leave San Francisco, get a writing, editing or customer service job from home and not feel suicidal from isolation. I'm sane and educated, just getting priced out of San Francisco. I'll take any job if I can afford housing. Thanks!

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 20:29

It's all fun n games until Kim Jong il shows up at your door.




He aint fuckin' around.

From: dystopianoir [DystopiaNoir]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 20:50

Can't think of how many times I've wanted to beat the shit out of someone I met online.

From: itchybrother [ItchyBrother]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 20:52

I'm so proud ---

--- there's a person I've been stalking online who is starting to become famous.

I feel like a proud parent.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 21:13

itchy, you are stalking someone online?

From: wansu [Turd Roller]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 21:22

I've wondered how long it would take before this happened. I never cease to be surprised at the rudeness, insolence and impudence of some individuals online. Such people would not dream of speaking that way to someone in person. Yet, they are such tough guys online. They don't seem to understand there are some formidable people out in the world and you never know who you're dealing with.

From: dirtybongwater [aaron]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 22:20

this just goes to show how angry our world is getting where someone would be pissed enough and have enough motivation to track sombody down with your buddy
"FREIND WITH MACHETTE" and attack some internet ghoul
i wish i had a freind who would be like that holy shit if we all had freinds like that we could ...................kill every body.................
hahahah just jkin any way come check my rotten ass out on youtube crustyoldcarguy you may like what you see
**************************************************************************
*aaron*

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 22:36

LOL, Aaron, agreed
I mean, WTF?
There are MANY worse things going on in the world
and your passion is to track someone that had flamed you on the internet?
Goes to show how superficial and narrow-minded their life must be.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 23:37

actually speaking to, or tracking someone down and spending gas money, wear and tear on a vehicle, buying weapons, carrying them around in
the vehicle,
making a trip out of your way is a waste of time.

Best thing to do is ignore them

Just see them as a piece of fly shit on the wall

not your wall though

the wall of the chat room or forum you are in
:)

From: brainshmain [Sky]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 23:45

Gibbons, of Southwark, south London, admitted unlawful wounding and will be sentenced on 7 November.

As opposed to lawful wounding?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 23:53

From: brainshmain [Sky]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 23:45

Gibbons, of Southwark, south London, admitted unlawful wounding and will be sentenced on 7 November.

As opposed to lawful wounding?
~~~~~~~

yes, that does sound ridiculous when you put it that way.

From: bugeyedb [BugEyedB]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 00:16

What I find curious is that John Jones was in a chatroom because he was interested in the Muslim faith yet he was shacking up with a partner? Isn't that AGAINST Islamic laws? It didn't state anything about the 3 kids which I think is kinda weird too. Are the kids their kids? The neighbor's kids? Nieces & nephews? Girl Scouts selling cookies?

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 00:39

I have never done anything like this, yet.

From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 00:42

>> As opposed to lawful wounding?

What surgeons do.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 00:45

From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 00:42

>> As opposed to lawful wounding?

What surgeons do.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

OMG
another good point!

From: sivazh [Adam Tracy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 00:55

This is the dumbest farking thing I have ever heard. Someone is messing with you online? Click the X, dumbarse.

From: meep [Bill]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 01:18

Once I was almost stupid enough to attend an Ultima Online convention in Texas. A friend of mine was driving and it would have been easy to go. Then I remembered the hundreds of times people told me they'd like to get their hands on me in real life so they could cripple me. Voluntarily going to meet people you've REALLY pissed off online is Darwin Award type behavior. (I worked out a lot of adolescent aggression on the poor saps I met in that game)

Is there anyone here who played UO back in the days when MMO RPGS weren't for limp-wristed barbie questers?

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 02:25

*just became aware of the fact that many have been on the road~
!Cough! the internet too long*

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 02:26

~Loha folks

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 02:30

fuck
meep is in deep acro_nyms
I am either up too late or up too early for the mainlanders~
darn...

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 03:10

Meep:

I got ya beat. I used to play a MUD. For those younguns around that would be a text based version a MMORPG.

Telenet, and BBS types, mind you *lol*

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 03:49

Safe in the knowledge that the Atlantic Ocean seperates me from 99% of rotteners I can reveal that you are all a bunch of asswipes who can hardly string a coherent sentence together to save your miserable,worthless lives.
You pox-livered,shit-covered,toenail eating,neanderthal excuses for a bear's arse nibletts.
You all suck moosecocks in hell with your Grandmas,ya fucking halfwitted goblinbreaths.*





*(European rotteneers are,of course,excluded from this offer.You are all intelligent,fragrant and witty,handsome/pretty and possesing enormous cocks/boobs or both)

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 03:54

Raindrops of kittens and dick without mittens,
Playboy and Hustler and girls without slippers,
Barney fucks Jesus and Bush nail to a tree,
These are few of my favorite things.

When the Jew bites, when black fights,
When I'm feeling maaaaad,
I pull out my dick and give it a wink and then I don't feeeeeeeel
Soooooo baaaaaad.

From: meep [Bill]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 04:25

I used to wish I could play MUDS. I was a tad young to have the typing/reading skills required. On top of that my two brothers would be on the computer for 8-12 hours at a time, and I didn't have the fist fighting skills required to play either. Ahhh, a graphical Multi User Dungeon was but a dream for so many years. Not to mention a broadband internet connection. By the time I got UO... it was the Christmas of 97, I had my own computer so that wasn't a problem.

I can definitely say that the time between Christmas 1997 and April 3, 2000 was the most fun I've ever had on a regular basis in my life, but the Renaissance expansion ruined the game forever. I don't think any MMO RPG, or any other game for that matter, has ever really compared to old school UO since. I extensively played EverQuest, Asheron's Call, Anarchy Online, Dark Age of Camelot, and World of Warcraft. Nothing ever compared to it, and nothing in the future will. I played on Azgalor and was in True-Grave if any of you play.

Ahh, this subject is bringing me down computer game memory lane. I can remember playing the old Nintendo and Sega games, Wolfenstein 3d, Doom 1 and 2, Quake 1 2 and 3 and the Quake mods like CTF, Duke Nukem 3D(I'm still waiting for Duke Nukem Forever), Half-Life and all its great mods like CTF and Counter-Strike(I'm still pissed about them nerfing bunny hopping and the AWP), Day of Defeat, Fire-Arms, Lords of the Realm, Warcraft 1 2 and 3, StarCraft, Civilization 1 2 and 3, Alpha Centauri, Myth 1 2 and 3, Loom, Myst, Maniac Mansion, Day of the Tentacle, Sam & Max Hit the Road, Grim Fandango, the Indiana Jones series, the King's Quest series, the Space Quest series, the Quest for Glory series, the Monkey Island series, the Police Quest series, the Leisure Suit Larry series, the Forgotten Realms series, and the Baldur's gate series to name a few.

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 05:06

Meep - I think you need to go outside and get some fresh air and sunshine.

From: sickpuppy
Date: 19-Oct-2006 05:43

ha ha oldgit, well said

From: rochellerochelle [spanky is my fish]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 05:56

Holy shit: Sting ray copy cat!

Stingray leaps on boat, stabs man in chest
October 19, 2006 - 11:09AM


The stingray as shown in a cbs4 news video.


An 81-year-old man is in critical condition after a bizarre attack by a stingray, which leapt out of the water into a boat and stung him in the chest.

Its poisonous stinger - nearly four centimetres long - lodged close to his heart in an incident similar to the one that killed Australian TV naturalist Steve Irwin last month.

Fire Department officials at Lighthouse Point, about 50 kilometres north of Miami in the US, said James Bertakis was in a small recreational boat with two grandchildren yesterday when the spotted eagle ray leapt aboard and struck him.

"It's just a real freak thing," said Lieutenant Mike Sullivan, saying the incident occurred on Florida's Intercoastal Waterway, where stingrays are rarely seen leaping in the air.

Mr Bertakis was undergoing surgery at a local hospital to have the stinger removed from his chest.

A spokeswoman at the hospital said: "His condition is critical. He's in surgery.''

Crocodile Hunter Irwin, 44, died when a stingray's barb punctured his heart off Australia's north coast last month.

It is one of only a handful of stingray fatalities on record.

A Lighthouse Point fire spokesman, Acting Chief David Donzella, told the Miami Herald the stingray was at least one metre wide.

"This certainly doesn't happen very often," he said. "It's very odd that the thing jumped out of the water and stung him on the boat."

He said when medical crews reached Mr Bertakis, the barb was still in his chest and he was in severe pain because of the toxins in the barb.

He was taken to a local medical centre with a collapsed lung and a closed chest wound, the paper said.

"He's in pretty bad shape right now," Mr Donzella said.

The stingray was being kept in a garbage bag at the fire station.


- with Reuters

From: rectum [Damn near killed 'em]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 06:17

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 19:07

ikthool, rectum just brought us up....she was the one to take bait. How are you by the way?
conspiracy, leave my cockles alone!
dickhead, why are you treating me like the minority here, on what you are going to do to the fellow rotteners?
are you rascist? I can't help being born Polish.
LOL

______________________________________

Sorry DS...I just couldn't resist...net rage sort of defines you two..its kind of like a car wreck..I cant help but watch..


From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 07:05

Meep:

Yeah I remember playing the first Mechwarrior when it came out... 1989? 1990? somewheres in there. Think Pool of Radiance was my first true PC game, though.

From: laylay [insensitive heathen]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 07:13

Morte-

i'm not a HUGE gamer. but yeah. i was seriously addicted to Lord of the Red Dragon on BBS's...

From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 07:20

*lol* I played that one. also... trade something... may have been named tradewars but I don't remember for sure... space trading game with ferengi and federation starships ... really weird game now that I look back on it but it was top of the line back then.

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 07:21

i live in New symrna beach florida outta my shitty green car.
IF YOU SEE ME PLEASE KILL ME, THANK YOU!!!

From: smokey [krispy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 07:26

SOMEBODY PLEASE SHOOT ME!!!!!!!!

From: itchybrother [ItchyBrother]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 07:44

(nooo... I am not doing anything of the sort, dirtyslut75. It just seemed the appropriate thing to post, given some of the other comments).

From: bubbavirus [www.dogbomb.co.uk]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 07:58

Walking Tall


From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 09:28

LOL, hey mikeisgreen, I see you saw dickhead's wish on what he wants to do to you.

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 09:34

Rochellerochelle, clearly the stingrays have had it with our bullshit and are getting revenge.

From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 09:41

From: fatalbert [hey]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 15:06

Time to ban video games.
:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:

Well Hell if they already have that "BULLY" GAME might as well... :)

From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 09:44

How in the hell can I comment in the top 20 (at least) !!! sheesh dont you people ever sleep or am I the one whos supposed to stay up late !!! err wake up early as hell at the butt crack of dawn! :)

From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 09:45

We never answer the door unless we are expecting someone. We never answer the door to strangers. Back in the good old days, my upstairs home-defense weapon was an Auto Ordnance .45" 1911A1 loaded with Winchester Silvertips, and the downstairs home-defense weapon was an AK-47 with a 75-round drum. This was loaded with East German steel-cored ammo, in case I needed to shoot someone wearing body armor. If that guy had come to my house back then, both he and his accomplice would have been killed. The accomplice would have been fair game because he was carrying a weapon.

I had 82 firearms back then. In cocktail conversation, I would sometimes be asked which of my guns I would use to shoot an intruder. "All of them" was my standard answer.

I'm prohibited guns in the US now, but I have the guts of an old microwave oven and an aluminum parabolic dish that I could use to build a microwave weapon in an afternoon. Sure, it would need to be plugged in, but that's not a problem for home-defense. In fact, a maser aimed straight down from above the front porch would be perfect. I'll bet a few seconds of exposure to a kilowatt of microwave energy would make a human brain stop working.

If someone tried to break in today, I'd probably have to use my entrenching tool on them. An entrenching tool is just as good as an axe in a fight.

I live in Colorado Springs, I'm listed in the phone book, I'm always home, and I once shit in a Koran.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 11:19

When I played Everquest(PvP) we called hunting down people in RL Chmandlering, after someone named Chmandler who once threatened, in a public forum, to do exactly this.

Now that I'm not allowed to own firearms my preferred weapon to answer the door with is a baseball bat.



Or the guns I'm not allowed to have.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 11:45

Hey, Rotten Duder....can we have some new stories? I have prepared the usual bribes for you.....








Enjoy!

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 11:50

well now everyone, lets not forget Doom.
I own the gold jacketed cover,
put many well earned kills on that one.
Of course I still try not to remember the time my son was
watching me,
and from my arsenal of weapons I whipped out the 'chainsaw'
to fight a horde of villains

he will never let me forget that one.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 11:52

bella
your bribes have always worked on him.
*waits patiently*

From: meep [Bill]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 12:06

I get lots of sunshine and exercise. I was Homeschooled and it only took me 3-4 hours a day to get my work done, so I had a lot of extra time to screw around on my computer.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 12:14

Some forums were meant to be provocative.
If I haven't insulted or been insulted by everyone on this forum, then I've
been wasting my time.
Of course I don't spend downtime at work trolling Islam sites declaring cyber-jihad on every asshole that doesnt end a post with "Akbar Allah!"

Besides I imagine every insulting Rotten poster, I mean the real pricks (meant to be a compliment), like NAZI and 501 to answer the door covered in vaseline with a bazooka and a tinfoil hat.

Nature's way of saying,"Do Not Touch".



Of course, I picture a couple of the girls to look like this:


I'm looking at you, Bella, Gypsy and Slut

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 13:24

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
*******

you got it baby!

speaking for myself of course,
won't speak for ciaochowbella..she does that for herself
very well indeed!

(ps, she always has, always will :) )

From: portajohn316 [portajohn316]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 13:53

My balls itch

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:28

My balls itches too. We must have possessed telepathic balls.

From: iguanac64 [Itchy Carter]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:17

meep [Bill] - You weren't "Magical Bubba" on Lake Superior were you? =D I still play EQ, sometimes play SNES/Genesis games on my PS2, really miss Q2CTF after iD fucked CTF up so bad on Q3A.

Morte266 - Man...Mechwarrior blew my mind when I was a teen =). PoR was pure geek bliss when I was 14 =).

...as far as the story goes...whatever...both sound like ignorant asshats to me.

From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:38

I think your son will get over the chainsaw experience. The most upset my wife has ever been with me was about the things I said while clobbering ten Fokkers in my usual SE-5a online. "Do you intend to kiss me with that mouth?" she later said. In bed later, she curled up with me and later admitted that her English had been expanded by several dozen interesting words.

My airplane, when it can't do what I need it to do is a "whore" or a "fucking whore."

Enemy aircraft are all sorts of expletives, especially "motherfucker," like
"get some, motherfucker," when I'm dosing the kraut up with Kynoch.

My wingmen are "shitbag," "turd" and "craphat." I'm "asshole".

In life, I'm deliberately a real gentleman, anymore. In online air sims, a right bastard. In online flight sims, I live down to the worst stereotyps of white Coloradans, but I love my wife.

From: meep [Bill]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:36

I was Autolycus on Lake Superior. GM stealing, snooping, hiding, and stealth. I never got GM magery but it was pretty good. I got the name from Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale, not Hercules or Xena Warrior Princess like many people thought =( I was in the Guild Army of Darkness. The leaders name was Donavan. I remember when he scammed 2 out of 4 existing statues valued at 4.5 million gold. He also had a tower placed on top of trees in the buccs den.

The last target macro was very useful and could be used to bypass many anti theft precautions. You could gain a target on a silver weapon someone was wielding by using the steal skill on it from a distance. Then once they put it in their backpack to cast a spell you could hit macros for steal, select last target, cast recall, click on your rune and bam! They never saw it coming. Blessed items could also be scammed/stolen by convincing someone there was a trade window bug being exploited where a person trading an item could get all the gold and the item back, but the bug didn't work if the item was placed in a bag first. You can't tell them how to do it of course ;) you're just making sure you don't get scammed yourself. All you had to do was have them already snooped, and be by the bank with your box open. After you have confirmed you have the money by showing it to them in the trade window, they would put the bag with the item in the trade window. You just close the window, put the money back in the bank, steal the bag, then remove the item from the bag. If the guards were called you would have the item on you when you rezzed. With lite items like true black blessed sandals or item bless deeds it worked like a charm.

Did you ever meet me years ago? I got the feeling I made a lasting impression on quite a number of the people I robbed.

From: darka [anthony]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:40

guess he will watch what he says next time.Special thanks to Mr.Paul Gibbons for a job well done.

From: iguanac64 [Itchy Carter]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:34

I don't remember you (it sounds like you played way after I left), but I do remember AoD and their yellow/green skirts/hats. I gotta say...the ones I met were pussies. During my last few months of playing my guild started hunting for PK's. One time we actually found you guys PK'ing some hapless folks running around one of the dungeons...we see "HELP! PK'S!" off the side of the screen...we all run over and start attacking...and one of you summoned a gate and everyone took off =/. We also ran away with a shitload of AoD stuff in a house that rotted one time =D. Most of the time, tho, AoD was ganking me while farting around.

Ahhh...semi-sweet memories...

PK's finally ganked our tower because a guildie was stupid...that's when I quit =). Too much work lost way too easily.

I'll ask a few of my friends if they remember you...I might, but that was a loooong time ago =). Mostly I remember Magical Bubba and his friends because they PK'd me in beta...I actually got along pretty well with them even though I was mostly APK.

From: meep [Bill]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:12

I didn't play beta, and was a noob getting owned in the Dread Lord days. I wouldn't be surprised if I got PKed by my future guildies but I didn't remember their names. I did some pking with my Tank Mage, but never went red because my internet connection wasn't very reliable. It would have just been a mater of time before I went link-dead at the wrong moment and would be screwed. I had the most fun playing my thief after they added stealth. My experience with enemy PKs after the rep patch was always that they would run from anything that might be a fair fight. They'd gate in, gank a few people, loot, and then gate out. My personal heroes were Cookie Monster and the Seinfeld Gang even though they weren't very friendly.

Did you only play in the Dread Lord days? Or were you around for the rep patch?

From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:33

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 18-Oct-2006 16:20

Hi boys & girls!

Yep, all in the name of religion! Lets have some more of that organized crap. I'd say religion, not money, is the root of all evil!

Boneheads.
-------------

If only it were that simple– do away with religion and utopia shall ensue.

Human nature is the problem– religion is just the excuse. Plenty of fucked up shit has gone down thanks to godless communism. I'm an atheist, by the way.

From: meep [Bill]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:13

Just as a religious extremist can't prove the existence of God an atheist can't disprove the existence of God. By being an atheist you are making the same mistake as a religious fundamentalist. I think you should entertain agnosticism.

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