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Plastic Shredder Regurgitates Migrant
Safety and Health Practitioner | Submitted by: Speedy Gonzales
"As he was removing the strings from one of the bales he lost his balance, and fell off the edge of the conveyor, landing feet-first in the shredder. Miraculously he managed to pull himself out of the shredder but had sustained deep lacerations to his feet, legs, hips and hands. He required multiple skin grafts and was unable to return to work for four months. Subsequently, the HSE has lost contact with him and it is believed he has returned to his home country, and it is unknown if he is still suffering from his injuries."
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From: accounts
[CJ]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 18:35
Let me help these Health and Safety nutts, Yes he is still suffering from his injuries no matter his location.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 19:29
Shoulda just kept a boot on his head and claimed no one knew where he went.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 19:29
At least he was white....I should take savage glee in an Ethiope or Paki befalling a similar misadventure.
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 19:43
"Although not directly related to this incident, it became apparent during our investigation that many staff, including the injured man, were not given enough instruction for them to be able to drive and operate the forklifts safely." You can never have too much forklift safety. Staplerfahrer Klaus - Das Original! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgqeBcdbFJ4 Starts a little slowly, but it's all downhill from there.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:01
A quality plastic shredder for all types of plastic recycling, as well as my future administration's chief method of execution for fucktards... http://www.ssiworld.com/watch/plastic_drums.htm ...a lovely video of two pvc drums being shredded. 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:18
They'd best be inspecting that shredder, it only cut him up and didn't eat him alive. Piece of shit equipment anyhow. Must need sharpening
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 22:03
i have to agree with gary there seems that if my ass fell into one id rather be all the waay recycled rather than only only half .. the damb blades of the machine wernt even sharp!
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 23:19
im just fuckn evrything up today its bad enuff i cant spell now im completely missing letters in my words..the after affects of pot mabey.. its my qwerty phone wit small ass buttons! grr!
From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 01:33
Shows you just how unappetizing those migrants are....especially when a plastic shredder spits one out.
From: deathpod
[Feh.]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 01:53
Not terribly rotten, but still amusing. Although "Guy who isn't supposed to be here almost gets fatally hurt at job, but doesn't" isn't exactly big news. What's next? "Idiot driver cuts off transport truck, horns honked?" And what a shock that a conveyor belt job slicing up hay bales gets a little slack sometimes.
From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 10:45
We need to install a butt load of these shredders on the southern border. With a tall enuff eject chute, pointed south, they'll land mostly south of the Rio Grande.
From: bobthedrunk
[Bob the Drunk]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 13:33
If I saw him crawling out, I would have kicked him back in and run him threw. Thanks to that dumbass, the factory was probably shut down for some time for an investigation/cleaning to take place. That dumbass cost a lot of folks a lot of money just by being dumb...He deserved to be shredded.
Updated: 1-Jul-2009 12:40
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