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Jacko's Autopsy Turvy Wacko
Sun | Submitted by: PictureofDorianPubes
"The King of Pop's once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.. He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out and had been eating nothing but pills when he died. Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he’d been in terminal decline for years."
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From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 18:15

damn all damn day, why don't they remind people he molested children, and was a really creepy guy besides a great musician.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 18:23

At least he was recovering nicely from skin cancer.

From: shogunly [mohamed]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 18:30

some say he was an ill man meaning physically ill with Systemic Lupus which might explain his skin (vitiligo) and maybe use of painkillers

From: drdirtyjr [Prince of Porn]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 18:36

Scrape all the kiddy cum off of his face and he's as black as he ever was.

From: accounts [CJ]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 18:36

This is a fake report.

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 18:42

Report: Leaked Jackson autopsy ‘fabricated’
BY JOHN BYRNE
Published: June 29, 2009
Updated 11 hours ago
LATEST: The Los Angeles County coroner released the following statement on Jackson autopsy reports: “The report that is being published did not come from this office. I don’t know where the information came from, or who that information came from. It is not accurate. Some of it is totally false.”

Celebrity blog TMZ.com alleges that a report concerning the condition of Michael Jackson’s body during his autopsy is a fake and “completely” false.

The site, which was the first to report Jackson’s death, has provided credible accounts of the circumstances of his passing. Both TMZ and the paper purportedly passing on the autopsy claims, however, reported that Jackson had received a shot of the powerful narcotic Demerol prior to his passing.

Wrote TMZ: “We’ve learned the story making the rounds detailing the terrible condition of Michael Jackson’s body is a fake.”

“A report in The Sun gave harrowing details of the body, but we’ve learned the ‘autopsy report’ was fabricated and completely false,” the site added.

Associated Content also notes that “a source told FOX News on Saturday that Jackson was surprisingly healthy, according to those performing the autopsy. The source said that Jackson had obvious facial scars, and bruises from people trying to revive him.”

RAW STORY’s earlier report on the Sun’s claims follows.

Alleged details of Michael Jackson’s autopsy Friday morning suggests the singer was eating little and had taken pills just before his death. A British newspaper also said Monday that his body was “riddled” with needle wounds probably produced by routine injections of narcotic pain medications.

The British tabloid The Sun, which was the first to report that Jackson had been given routine Demerol injections — a powerful narcotic that is similar to morphine — published additional alleged details in an article Monday.

“His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years,” The Sun claimed. “Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart.”

The paper said that Jackson was “severely emaciated,” having dropped to 112 pounds. The pop legend was 5′ 10″.

The paper’s account runs somewhat counter to statements made by the Los Angeles County Coroner’s office after the autopsy. A spokesman for the coroner said they’d found no evidence of injuries to the body or signs of illness — though these statements were somewhat vague. The coroner’s office also said they’d found no evidence of foul play.

The details published by the Sun paint a particularly macabre picture of a music superstar whose alleged addictions and predilection for plastic surgery had taken a terrible physical toll.

Jackson’s face was purportedly pocked by scars, the likely legacy of as many as 13 cosmetic surgeries; his head was partially bald from a scar he suffered while overcoming severe burns as after a mishap from filming a Pepsi commercial in 1984, and he was said to have been wearing a wig.

The Sun also reported that Jackson had suffered several broken ribs as a probably result of botched CPR, and that injection sites were found near Jackson’s heart where he’d been given adrenaline shots in a desperate effort to revive him.

The attorney for Jackson’s physician, cardiologist Dr Murray, denies that he gave Jackson a final injection of Demerol before he died.

ABC News also reported Friday that Jackson was severely addicted to the painkiller Oxycontin. The Sun has also previously alleged that Jackson had been prescribed a “cornucopia” of drugs when he died.

Not everyone concurs with the assessment that Jackson had a drug addiction.

Hamid Mouallem, a New York internist, told the Washington Post in an interview Friday that he treated Jackson in 2005 and found “no sign of drug abuse or medications of any kind… He didn’t show any sign of a heart problem when I knew him. There were no complaints about that part of his body.”

Toxicology results from the autopsy won’t be available for four to six weeks.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 18:44

Michael Jackson killed Michael Jackson. I say we give this perpetrator the death penalty.

From: tower [of babel]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 18:52

still strange for me to think he's not out there somewhere, owning the bones of the elephant man, surrounding himself with chimpanzees and immunocompromised children.

long live the king of pop

From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 18:59

is also under fire for attempting to **resuscitate Jackson on his bed,

................

?

Please, don't get me wrong.. I'm NOT

saying that Michael himself
wasn't the one MOST responsible for his own death here in the end,
one way or another, reading the medical history here in the article
but... **really doc

As an RN(ACLS)...

What the fuck was this nitwit "cardiologist"..
even doing?
Doesn't sound like fuckin MD I ever heard of..
I would also go on to say that this tard didn't meet the STANDARD of CARE
he was trained to do , and...

maybe..? Could be held liable.. of gross negligence
perhaps..

Anyway.. cpr on a bed?

WTF?

From: godozo [Don H.]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 19:54

You know, folks...

I know the guy loved to "fiddle about, fiddle about" with kids like Uncle Ernie; but when some seven year old boy asked me to take him by the house where Michael Jackson was born, it stopped mattering to me. After all, it's not like he's going to "fiddle about" with a forty-four year old now, is he?

I don't mean to make light of the victims. But most people won't have to deal with the "fiddling about" outside of news items and our opinions. As for the music...we'll still deal with that a hundred years from now, when the last of his victims die from old age.

As for the report, I'm waiting for the real report. This one reads too good to be true, even if it turns out to be right and true...

From: blumpkinpie [rusty n. ethel]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:18

When I think of Michael Jackson, I get the warm fuzzies from childhood memories. There was a girl named Kathy that I sat by in the 2nd grade. During our morning recitation of The Pledge of Allegiance, she must have been especially inspired, because her version went like this, "I pledge allegiance to the flag, Michael Jackson is a fag." Our teacher paddled Kathy 15 times in front of the class. Any day a kid got paddled was a good day.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:20

Fuck him, he's still dead. I don't give a rats ass either.

From: nomercy4u [ROD]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:39

so why does the whole world wanna suck his dick still

From: candycane [melannie]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:41

You demon possessed people, are evil, and very disrespectful. The world has lost a beautiful person, Michael, never hurt any one. White society ruined him. What America did to Mike, is unforgivable.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:55

Negativland's "Michael Jackson"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI9CMwQK0rk

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 21:32

As I said before, he was born a poor black child and died a rich (if wierd, effeminate, sadistic) white (excuse of) a man. He left behind millions of $$$$ owed to everyone. When they do his autopsy they ought to auction off a piece of him here and there to pay for stuff! Just how much of pieces of MJ worth that they might exceed the total of the whole (or hole, as in asshole) for someone?












YOU HEARD ME??

From: inhalien [Chevy Chase]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 21:40

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0625091jackson1.html


From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 21:54

Come on.

The Sun?

Wasn't the truth about the little jerkwad strange enough?

From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 21:57

From: candycane [melannie]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:41


As a cartoon like troll poster.. I describe myself as
a "angry".. militant "negro" poster..
As such, I am assumed to be , by my stereotypical and inflammatory
"outraged".. at it all..posting which is sure to get some "answers".
Huh? ;)
Anyway.. to be honest here?
I am obviously a fake "black" female that also
happens to be prejudiced against ..."whites".. like you!
:)

And further more..i hope to..
.. bring on the "outraged".. "retorts"!

:-)

........................................

?

Yawn.


Really folks..

Can't we quit... pretending anymore?


Zzzzzz


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvTT29cavKo

enjoy the video.. ! :)

Goodnight.

From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 22:19

ok .. oxy is not a drugg to be even distributed for anyreason unless ur ina coma ..personal story i shared a pill yes 1 pill and lets just say that omg that was not at all what i had expected i was higher than amofo i thought i was gonna die!! since then its know in my life as "the oxy moment," umm never again! i may also add that ima big girl and u know how medication is given based on weight and such well damb it ! i thought i was in the clearing when only a peice was ingested! nope I WaS WROnG!

From: sp00k
Date: 29-Jun-2009 22:26

The star’s personal physician Dr Conrad Murray is also under fire for attempting to resuscitate Jackson on his bed, rather than face-up on a hard surface as per basic CPR guidelines

======

He should have smothered him with a pillow

From: clearthephlegm [Snort!]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 22:33

i may also add that ima big girl

===

Hot. That's hot. My Dad would like you. He's into big girls. He's already married to a bunch of greasy lipids strung together with collagen, but you could be his side dish.

How would you feel about porking a 63 year old Australian dentist? I could put in a word for you.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 22:43

Good music. To clear this "bad" shit from your system.
It's like waking up from a bad dream.

Support real musicians, directly. Like these guys. Great vid, too... by the bass player, Gary Willis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyz8sWjIFY0

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 22:49

It not absolutely necessary, but you might want to take 3 or 4 hits of acid a few hours before watching that.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 22:52

Full screen mode. I forgot to add.

And if you still like that pop shit after experiencing stuff like this, there's nothing anybody can do for you. You're a moron.

From: sp00k
Date: 29-Jun-2009 22:54

Considering the stories source its probably 90% bullshit but its still not as
bad as Howard Hughes. 6'4 weighed 90 lbs when he croaked, one of the worlds richest people living in a dark room shooting morphine watching movies all day and collection piss in mason jars

From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 23:23

umm id have to say no thank u mr snort.. i can find my own fuck for the nite! dentists are creepy anywayz.

From: danthrax [Rad cow disease]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 23:40

Jackson's STILL dead?

Well, shit.

From: abyss
Date: 30-Jun-2009 00:01

CPR on a bed is a GREAT idea! Saves all that precious energy. 1-1000, wait, 3-1000,

Any wealth that can be lost, it not real wealth.

From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 00:15

truth *is* stranger than fiction.

watch that old adage be proven beyond description with this story that has
only just left the gate . . . .

From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 00:20

any you rotteners catch this flic?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1461398/

"michael jackson: what really happened"

I like the part where 10 people showed up at the mikey jaskson stage paraphenalia auction in las vegas in 2005. kinda like the o j simpson property sale earlier.

From: pwner [I don't play warcraft]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 00:32

I wonder where the suicide note is?

You realise that's what's really happened here. Right?

From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 01:38

Most MJ fans were pissed off that he didn't rise again after three days.


I wonder how much his nose will go for on Ebay.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 01:38

It was with great sadness that I read of the death of Michael, or "Mikey" as I liked to think of him. He was, and is, a tremendous role model. Above all he completely eradicated prejudice in the music industry by showing that black folks are much more accepting and will take to their hearts a white man in the same way as they take in black folks.

He has shown the nobility of the black entertainment industry to be far and above that of the inferior white entertainment industry.
Or the jewish one, too.

From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 02:04

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Watts up Old Git, you curiously strong yet fruity takora? :)
Joining the race riot, I see. Tsk, tsk, shame on you. Embracing such fads is unseemly for a man of your age and character. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you're probably a good troll. Prove you're you and tell a zinger about the isle of Malta if thou darest!

From: grungex [H]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 02:12

Is it ever gonna end? I'm SOOOO tired of reading about how a poor child molester died. Nobody gave a fuck before he died, they all thought he was a freakin weirdo. Now he's dead, everybody loves him,. WTF! Everyone dies, even 90% plastic pedos. Let the sad little fag rest in piece, as well as all the kids he FUCKED! Remember that during the 12 hour marathon that will be his funeral!

From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 02:24

Michael Jackson's sordid autopsy revealed that he had been slashed with a toothbrush-razor knife and tossed over a steel balcony onto a concrete floor. He was wearing a wig, and had been repeatedly "used" in the anus by multiple men before his death. A puzzling tattoo of a woman decorated his back.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 03:21

How many boulevards? How many airports? how many hospitals? How many outhouses will be named after him now?

From: ascott
Date: 30-Jun-2009 04:34

I never liked his music or his dancing. His performances with young boys sickened me. He is dead and the world is a now a slightly better place.

The autopsy report was not like any I have ever read, and that is more than a few. I also read another report that several of his alleged fans have committed suicide. Good riddance. Candycane, care to follow their excellent example?

From: danthrax [Rad cow disease]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 05:21

"From: ascott
Date: 30-Jun-2009 04:34

I never liked his music or his dancing."
-----------------------

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7MmEMrCRfc&feature=channel_page

You're pretty impressive if you don't like that dancing, because that makes you a bigger freak than he was.

No one liked what he did to himself or what he was accused of in the nineties, but everyone liked to see him dance, even in the Middle East, of all places. How much less fun is Scotland than Bahrain?

From: nomercy4u [ROD]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 06:12

i thought breaking an oxy in half yes one pill undid the time release shitt
and would have been better off taking the whole pill read the directions fucktard

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 06:50

From: candycane [melannie]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:41
You demon possessed people, are evil, and very disrespectful. The world has lost a beautiful person, Michael, never hurt any one. White society ruined him. What America did to Mike, is unforgivable.
-------------

A black man killed MJ.

A b-l-a-c-k m-a-n



This is the b-l-a-c-k m-a-n that killed MJ.

CPR on a bed?
Demerol shots?
Waiting 45 minutes before calling EMT?


The black man killed MJ

In case you missed it, here is his picture again.



dumb ass.

From: nomercy4u [ROD]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 07:02

hip hip hurray hip hip hurray hip hip hurray

From: lorax [screwthethneeds]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 08:22

Too bad he didn't die long ago. Should have been in a small plane crash like respectable music "legends". Then we could remember him as an adorable preteen with a hundred-watt smile and a voice like an angel instead of an aging, creepy freak with a self-mutilated body and incapable of normal adult relationships.
But all the talent, fame, and riches in the world matter little; if you're not happy in your own skin you ain't got shit.

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Jun-2009 08:31

his hair had fallen out

=====



It didn't fall out it was burned off

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Jun-2009 08:33

You're pretty impressive if you don't like that dancing, because that makes you a bigger freak than he was.

=====

LOL, like anyone should give a shit about some little turd prancing around stage.

From: ascott
Date: 30-Jun-2009 10:05

Sorry, I still think he was total crap.

From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 10:40

He was the King of Nothing.

Now he is toxic waste.

Flush twice.

From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 10:40

Lets just think this out for a minute shall we.

High whiny voice
Prancy
Likes young males
Flashy clothes

I bet they discover that he is actually a woman.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 10:51

Caustic rendering and Jack-in-the-Box got lotsa Special Jacksauce.

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 10:53

Gah dammit, I still demand to see PICTURES.

From: uggh [!]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 10:58

"LOL, like anyone should give a shit about some little turd prancing around stage."

---------

Shame on you!

He wasn't a turd---Turds are warm brown and filled with nutrients.

He was more like a ghoulish, castratated human maggot.

On the subject of castration, is it totally bizarre that nobody points out that or his kids look 100% white--not Obama flavor as you might expect?


Michael was quite the darkie as a child, you would expect his progeny to be--if not an rich Obama Mahogany--at least a Colin Powell brown paper-bag tan...







Not Nicole Ritchie full blown causasian.


I suspect somebody was diddling the pool boy. If those kids ever get their DNA tested they are going to lose millions.

That or some sick psychopath pedophile freak, killed the real michael jackson in the late 1980s as a scam to score little boy cock and then blamed the drastic change in appearance on plastic surgery and lupus.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 11:18




OK Magazine, UK death photo snapped by a paramedic

From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 11:33

This just in... this just in... pictures of Jackson's autopsy released...



From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 12:09

Are ya back, candycane. Awesome. I'm gonna smoke one bowl for each unnecessary comma in your post:

> You demon possessed people, are evil, and very disrespectful.

Cough, cough.
Cough, cough.

This is rotten.com, bitch. Disrespect is the rule here, and there's not a damn thing wrong with that.

> The world has lost a beautiful person, Michael, never hurt any one.

Cough, cough.
And, that's not true at all. Even if you allow that MJ may have been screwed over by the alleged molesterinos, he still had a lot of people do things for him, yet never paid for the services. One among many would be the people who put him up in NJ and never saw a dime.

I believe at least some of the molestation allegations are true.

> White society ruined him. What America did to Mike, is unforgivable.

Cough, cough.

As Patsy so accurately wrote, a crooked and incompetent black man doctor killed MJ. Even a dental hygienist knows not to perform CPR on a fucking bed.

Furthermore, his scummy parents, who, last I checked, are quite black, are heavily responsible for his spiral into dysfunction and ruin. Their treatment and exploitation of their child is unforgivable and barbaric.

MJ is a great metaphor for America, especially the McMansion suburbs. He had a lot of stuff, but didn't truly own most of it. His appearance required a great deal of daily engineering in front of a mirror and was plastic surgery-hacked to bits. He was all whacked out on potent mood-altering drugs. The world as he perceived it doesn't even exist, and never has. Yeah, in a way, this freak was the soccer mom from hell.

Fuck him. He was pretty much everything a normal human being should not be.

From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 12:27



^^^^
Needs putting in a shredder.

From: bobthedrunk [Bob the Drunk]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 13:56

From: candycane [melannie]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:41

You demon possessed people, are evil, and very disrespectful. The world has lost a beautiful person, Michael, never hurt any one. White society ruined him. What America did to Mike, is unforgivable.

***

Candycunt, you are a disrespectful, racist fool. America made him rich, if he did not like it here, he could have moved to Africa to see if they would treat him better.

PS: There is no God. If there is, he (it) is a total asshole. Just take a look at this world, not just mans world, but the evil of the natural world as well. If there is a God, it is most likely Satan. You should have been born into this world as a cute fluffy rabbit. That way some other living thing could tear you to pieces and eat you alive (here in Gods wonderful world). This is the means by which 99% of all living things on Earth meet their fate.

On Jackson: Did anyone try sticking a finger up his ass. The similarity in size to that of a young boys penis, may have aroused Jackson and saved his life.

In case I do not get a chance to read your reply, Here is my reply back in advance: Fuck you!

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 15:30

posted by "theHOLYone" on ebaumsworld:

"Most of you people on this site are satan's
demons. you immoral son's of bitches show some
respect. none of you knew micheal, he had
allot more heart than you wayward losers, all
you do here is trash people daily. do the
world a favor and shoot yourselves, you dark
souled bastards."

Is that you Candy?

I was sent the video link tribute they have for MJ on ebaums world, skimmed a couple pages & laughed my ass off when I read that.

From: nomercy4u [ROD]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 15:55

candy why dont you suck his rotten peepee if you love him so much
he was a monster of our time no differant than oj, john wayne gacy ect, ect,

From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 16:05

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 21:32

As I said before, he was born a poor black child and died a rich (if wierd, effeminate, sadistic) white (excuse of) a man. He left behind millions of $$$$ owed to everyone. When they do his autopsy they ought to auction off a piece of him here and there to pay for stuff! Just how much of pieces of MJ worth that they might exceed the total of the whole (or hole, as in asshole) for someone?

---------------------------------------------------

There you go!



Put him on tour with the Bodies Exhibit.

From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 16:28

It would be pretty funny if somehow we could arrange for Candy to suck MJ's corpse's cock. I'm quite certain MJ's parents would welcome such a thing if the payday was juicy enough, and all it would take is a million or so people to each throw on a lousy dollar. It could be the start of a new porn movie series.

How about Dumb Cunts and Limp, Dead Freak Cock Volume 1.
I like it.

From: bobthedrunk [Bob the Drunk]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 16:55

Put him on tour with the Bodies Exhibit.

***

Anyone here that has not gone to this when it comes to your town: " a must see".

From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 18:39

On the subject of castration, is it totally bizarre that nobody points out that or his kids look 100% white--not Obama flavor as you might expect?
============================

I looked at those pictures, and I have to admit, I never gave it much thought before. Those three kids are 100% caucasian. There is absolutely no resemblance in any way, shape or form to the father (pre-surgery) or anyone on the fathers side of the family. If I'm advising Janet Jackson, I'd suggest DNA tests, and considering a probate fight for control of whatever is left of his estate.

From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 19:14

TMZ.com is reporting that neither Michael Jackson or Debbie Rowe are the biological parents of any of the three children. Seriously, I am not making this up!

From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 21:01

Oh yeah...that's another thing I forgot to mention. Those kids are white. I've always thought so. There is no way the negro buck seen in the old Jackson 5 videos sired those children. No fucking way, period. I guess all that time the press drew the line at dealing with that question, and that's fine with me, 'cuz who gives a fuck. But yeah, those kids are white. I think MJ not only didn't want to be black, he didn't want to have black kids, either. That...well, actually, is a pretty reasonable position. Can't blame him for thinking that, I guess.

From: valkyrie [goldwing]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 05:09

The new autopsy report shows he died of food poisoning. Seems he ate a 7 year old wiener!

From: blumpkinpie [rusty n. ethel]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 06:09

TMZ.com is reporting that neither Michael Jackson or Debbie Rowe are the biological parents of any of the three children. Seriously, I am not making this up!

**************************************

Did TMZ pull this story from the "No Shit, Sherlock" files?

From: krazymissi [krazy missi]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 10:49

The kids will still inherit whatever of his estate is left to them. Lots of rich people use surrogates(look at sarah jessica parker). Some can't have kids others don't want to go through the pregnancy. The children are legally theirs. The surrogate just carries the kids for a fee. Kind of like breeding horses.

From: anticultist [AC]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:27

Funny how everyone who speaks up for Jacko sounds like an inbred, bible-beating redneck. That's probably because his fans are ALL inbred, bible-beating rednecks.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 10:03

John Howard Griffin's book sequel...White Like Me, the final chapter.

Updated: 3-Jul-2009 10:04
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