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Blowtorch Torturer Rescues Bunnies
Canoe | Submitted by: Fort McMurray Salad Tosser
"Then I stepped back from her body, lit a book of matches, and threw it at her. I could feel the heat of the fire. I could smell the flesh burning... I stay a few seconds and say a prayer to set her soul free," he said. Suddenly, he said, he realized he forgot to get the kids' three pet rabbits out of their bedrooms!"
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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 19:41
Jusus, Murphy and Mohamed.....that is some seriously 'rotten' shit. I'm glad the rabbits were spared, but fuck! Some people just lack a sense of innate empathy inherent in the human psyche.  I could but a bullet in somebody's brain in a given circumstance...but take a blowtorch to a shackled woman? Sorry......but even DD ain't up to shit like that. (I have a feeling I'll be posting on this one again. Incredible.)
From: qwerty5
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Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:17
How could you torture something like this?  ### I could think of plenty of tortures but none would involve prayer and blowtorch. I would simply strap to a comfortable chair and forced her to watch Mr. Belvedere continuously until she wept. She might make two episodes. How did that program last so long and did anyone watch it?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:24
I'm glad he saved the fucking rabbits, gives me something to eat while I take a blow torch to his genitals and slowly work my way out from there on this nearly useless pile of shit.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 29-Jun-2009 20:34
I would that slutty bitch in a Vietnamese spin-fuck chair and: well...lets see 1) Ball-gag in throat so no feeble protestations are heard; blindfolding 2) Alligator clips on nipples 3) Large dildo deeply embedded in well-greased rectum 4) Flagellation, whipping and forced cock-sucking 5) Cunnilingus until the honey-pot drips 6) A series of hard fucking and bukkake over hours until bitch soaked with jizz 7) Hot shower and cuddle (and a cup of tea) No blowtorches though. And my rabbit is non-burning in his beloved (open) cage.
From: ik
Date: 29-Jun-2009 21:02
He poured the gasoline in the shape of a pentacle instead of a pentagram , so at least he isn't a Satanist.
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 02:22
did I read that right? torched the invalid but rescued the rabbits? jeezuz murphy. can I trade my Canuckistan citizenship for a case of beer? I refuse to be associated with such depravity in any way. I had a pet rabbit when I was a mere teen but I sure as shyt harboured no urges to do the joan of arc thing to anyone. jeezuz jeezuz jeezuz.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 08:40
Too vague. Did he kill her before the bbq? There was no mention of her screaming or rolling around which I imagine one would do while set ablaze. I'm more concerned about the person who submitted this article. Are you really at Fort Mcmurray? For those who don't know, FM is Canada's secret salve prison camp.
Updated: 3-Jul-2009 09:50
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