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Burglar Shitbeat By Pugilist Pensioner
Daily Mail | Submitted by: Veggie
"A knife-wielding burglar had a shock when he attacked a pensioner in his home - and discovered his victim was a retired boxer... "I did not knock him out, but he was stunned. I heard the knife drop. We grappled"... Photographs of the defendant showed what looked like a car accident and photos of the scene looked more like a murder scene.” [With photo of split lip]
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From: other [unclassified]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 19:30
What's a Republican??...A mugged liberal....Hope the old man doesn't wind up in jail.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Jun-2009 19:58
Hahahaha,, fairy cakes looks like he should have that done a few more times. Once a week would do it.
From: abyss
Date: 30-Jun-2009 20:29
 I love these story's. Their not so old and frail when they hit back a? Good show, ya old fart.
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 20:32
Well done, Mr. Corti. Hope someone buys you a pint, and the pinheads don't try to charge you with anything.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 21:20
I just love it when old codgers beat the piss out of some smart ass.
From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 21:38
I was hoping to read some whiney comment from the other guy. I guess his mouth hurts too much.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 21:44
A knife-wielding burglar had a shock when he attacked a pensioner in his home - and discovered his victim was a retired boxer... **** Oh to have been a fly on the wall when junior realized pappy wasn't a helpless old fart.  Had to have been right after the second hay maker, when he figured out the first one wasn't a "lucky one-time thing".
From: sp00k
Date: 30-Jun-2009 22:30
 Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with?
From: bloominonion [Bloomin Onion]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 22:37
I enjoy these stories, gets me all warm inside. I hope he has a panic attack every time an older person passes by.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 22:59
Stories like this always make me think of that scene in "Every which way but loose" where that old lady takes out an entire biker gang with a shotgun and never even leaves the porch to do it. 
From: trev [trevor garrad]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 00:53
Nice to see a little piece of poo get what he has coming to him .What would have finished it nicely would have been to have he pussy pink wig anally inserted.(check out dead poos face book page)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 02:32
Sublime savagery. I love it! Fucking punks receiving their comeuppance always makes for a heart-warming tale.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 04:35
OH Hell yeah! Pop warmed up a serving o whoop-ass. Now if someone could just get the "after" photo loaded on that miscreants face(punched-n-booked)page. Makes you wonder if the ol-timer has an email addy to send a congrats to.
From: cuntslutwhore [fubar55]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 05:49
Geriatric boxing - the next big thing! I'm im!
From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 05:56
Do not fuck with old people; if we are too old to fight, we will simply fucking kill you.
From: qwerty5
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Date: 1-Jul-2009 06:23
 notice the tattoo.  I would beat the shit out this kick for looking like a douche.  got off easy. His face should have looked like this: 
From: mcdanel1771
[mcdanel 1771]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 06:43
God, I love this shit! When someone goes to harm what they think is a vulnerable person, and instead gets their ass handed to them, it just warms the cockles of my heart.
From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 08:20
This isn't rotten. Why is it here?
From: rottengirl [bring on the spankings]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 09:30
I love these sorts of feelgood stories. The only way it would have been any better is if the little douchebag pissed himself after being KO'd.
Updated: 1-Jul-2009 12:40
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