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From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:42

Green death,have you been following the Belgian elections ?
I found it disturbingly hilarious that the "Christian democrats" had a Turkish candidate who is a member of the "White wolves" back in the old country.
A fascistic muslim christian democrat.
Whatever next.
Wonder if muslims can make chocolates.I'd hate to see Leonidas go to the wall when they take over Belgium.
Better make the most of being able to say stuff like that the good old EU wants to clamp down on web based "hate speech" (i.e.anything that goes against the stalinists)

The EU sucks ass ,England for the English,Up Pompey.

Come and get me thought police.

From: chavtakora [GittinOld]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:43

Ahh! Markie, good to see you old chap. How have you been? Th missus and I were wondering if you would like to come over tonight for a bit of the old in and out if you know what I mean.. wink....wink. also Prunella wants you to teach her that trick you do, of course she will need to practice on a banana first till she gets good at it, but once she does we can charge the reglars more. By the way Markie how do you manage to hum all the while?

Did me barrow rounds tday, gorsh the stuff people throw out! Why I must have gathered two weeks worth of food out o the rubbish bins. Th missus says that her servicing the vicar three times a week is paying off! we can stay in our cabin for another fortnight free o charge.

Got to go fer now Prunella has been down at the docks all day waving down the service men for some slap an tickle, need to take her some food so she doesnt pass out again.

Bye

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:44

Thanks Git, I have now divested myself of my lunch, and I doubt I will ever look at another carrot or stalk of celery the same way again...

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:44

Hey. I guess markie is in love with oldgit
Hey markie and oldgit. this for you lover dudes

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:44

We had a programme on not so long ago about guys who find the "hairy thing" a big turn on.
One American guy even went on a trip to Italy as he heard the Mediterraneans excelled in hairiness.
It was really funny seeing him eying up the gals and saying stuff like "Hmmm,she's got a nice moustache" and "lovely hairy arms"

not for me though.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:46

Who is this All? And why does he get things free? You suck All!

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:47

Everybody loves me kfc,I should go into politics.
Vote Git for a better,kinder,whiter world.

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:49

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:44

We had a programme on not so long ago about guys who find the "hairy thing" a big turn on.
One American guy even went on a trip to Italy as he heard the Mediterraneans excelled in hairiness.
It was really funny seeing him eying up the gals and saying stuff like "Hmmm,she's got a nice moustache" and "lovely hairy arms"

not for me though.

.......................

Hey. I guess markies dont have hairy arms. does he shave them?
I guess you help him

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:49

Can I request that Duder take down the nudie pic of Dr Laura? It's making my eyes burn and raising blisters on exposed skin.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:49

Well I must go blow up a few more balloons.
Play nicely peasants.
and try to be a bit more,well,classy.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:51

Can I request that Duder take down the nudie pic of Dr Laura? It's making my eyes burn and raising blisters on exposed skin

======================
WAIT! Dont take it down yet!

wap wap wap

SPOOGE!!

ahhhh ok now you can take it down

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:51

"It's making my eyes burn and raising blisters on exposed skin."

You need to see a Doctor. Doctor Laura.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:52

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:49

Can I request that Duder take down the nudie pic of Dr Laura? It's making my eyes burn and raising blisters on exposed skin.
----------------------------

Don't look directly at her cooch, you will be turned to stone if you don't avert your eyes fast enough!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:53

Eeeeeeww! Rectal! Dr. Laura? She looks like she has a tribble between her legs!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:54

tribbles are sexy

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:56

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:54

tribbles are sexy

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Oldgit's got a rather nice tribble.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:56

LOL, RF, lots of masturbation going on the free-for-alls. Maybe we shall all get webcams soo everyone can join in.

Yes, I agree, the picture of Doctor Laura is driving me nuts.

This is for teratomarty:

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:57

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:54

tribbles are sexy
---------------

only to other tribbles...icky

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:57

What's a tribble?

No tribble here, keep moving, nothing to see.

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:58

Speaking of no class, could someone in England PLEASE do something about Madonna?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:02

This is for teratomarty.
He'll love it.

From: larryking [no not that one asshoe]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:03

hey git just went to that sight and i think theres smoke is coming out my ears.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:04

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:57

What's a tribble?
--------------------

Imagine the offspring of a guinea pig mated with William Shatner's hair-piece.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:07

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:04

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:57

What's a tribble?
--------------------

Imagine the offspring of a guinea pig mated with William Shatner's hair-piece.

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It looks like Oldgit's hairpiece fell off, and landed between his legs. He's got more hair down there than on his head. We have a saying here, they don't thatch empty cottages.

From: udontknow [Jack]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:10

Whats with the Catch 22 reference?

From: chavtakora [GittinOld]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:15

Sooooo Markie you think I have a nice tribble eh? Thank ye I do. I have always thought it rather nice meself. Back when I was th featured act in the Piccadilly dog and pony show * I kept the animals satisfied if you know what I mean* I wud every once in a while do a side show where I wud fornicate with six to seven beasts at once (no simple trick let me tell you). But the money!! Oh the money were great! I wud get a quid and a tuppence per show.

So Markie old chap ar you coming over? I'll do it up special fer ye. I'll get the harness for th missus and grease up th pigs!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:17

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:58

Speaking of no class, could someone in England PLEASE do something about Madonna?

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What do the Brits think of Madonna, BTW?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:18

Chav, is that you in the video that cracker666 posted?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:20

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:17

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 14:58

Speaking of no class, could someone in England PLEASE do something about Madonna?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What do the Brits think of Madonna, BTW?

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Madonna sucks dogs dick, I prefer the pet shop boys.

From: chavtakora [GittinOld]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:21

Chav, is that you in the video that cracker666 posted?
==========================
Was it that obvious? I knew I shud a done a better job of disguising meself, yes it was me i am a horse, donkey, sheep, pig, chicken, hedgehog, you name it I will fuck it fucker.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:31

Jordan, 50, is now assigned to the Intelligence and Security Command at Fort Belvoir, Va. The charges against him include cruelty and maltreatment for allegedly subjecting detainees to forced nudity and intimidation by dogs, dereliction of duty, making false official statements and willfully disobeying orders.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
^^^^^^^^^^^
actual article here

this was never done to our guys in any of the past wars?
Abu Ghraib is the only place considered as a hard site in war history?
No one has ever committed major and moral crimes against American soldiers huh?

a building that housed prisoners held for interrogation.
hell our guys didn't even get a building much of the time for these
'delicate little interrogations.'

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:32

Alas, the Crabs in the Bucket Syndrome.

Crabs are put in a bucket and headed for the pot!

The Crabs know it, as they can hear the struggling
of others in the boiling water.

All of a sudden, a hand reaches for a crab, giving
it a chance to avoid the pot and get a better life.

The other crabs attack the hand and try to pull the chosen one
back down.

So much for the critiques of a woman who is trying to save a kid
from the local shithole.

From: georgedublubusch [Head pooBa]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:33

I'm a big fan of Chav here's his video:

http://www.bangedup.com/post.php?media=7400

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:34

hi all
hi to friends
gonna post on a few articles then I'm off again.
take care

raining again,

From: georgedublubusch [Head pooBa]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:36

And stay the course!

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:43

WOW George Bush on this forum!...

I'm not worthy.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:44

You guys rage like pussies for new articles, and when Duder post new stuff, you guys just hang out in the FFA. I say, lets have 10 FFA and one article.
Screw the article, lets all just meet up in World of Warcraft.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:47

and just how does a pussy rage dickhead?

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:48

The animus towards Madonna and Jolie, smacks to me
of a bit of the typical tabloid envy-driven criticism.
but sugar-coated with a very thin layer of pretended
concern, and flavoured with a lot of self righteousness.

Altogether nauseating.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:50

Now calm down dickhead who do you think you are, this is not your forum and if you don't like it, leave.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:51

Hello everyone I am a bit of a newbie to this forum, how do I post pictures?

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:53

Tina boy, Fuck you. That is all.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:55

Dickhead, go do you want to do, and leave others
do the same.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:56

dickhead, be nice to the newbie. We've needing a tranny on here.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:56

And fuck you too dickhead, wanker!

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:57

absintheredux, Fuck you too. That is all.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:57

We've BEEN needing
Thank GOD that nazi chick isn't here.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:58

Calling a guy "wanker" is like calling chicken "bird". Dumbass.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:00

Dickhead my compliments for you excellent grasp of the English
Language and the variety of your vocabulary.

Impressive!

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:00

Not only does it have gender issues, it can't find the help button.

I say shoot it.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:01

Why don't you go and play with your knob dickhead, and give everyone a rest.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:01

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 15:51

Hello everyone I am a bit of a newbie to this forum, how do I post pictures?

Go to yahoo images, find your pic. click it till it is the only thing in the window,copy and paste the address. preview to see if it works.

YOU GO GIRL

From: chavtakora [GittinOld]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:01

tinaboy [Tranny Boy]

Yer a newbie ar ye? Well tranny boy ar you into arse boning? Ifn yer ar me an my mate Markie wud like to invite ya over for a bit o the ol in and out dontcha know? What ya say there Tranny? If you dont go for arse boning ye can always have a go at me missus or little Prunella. Or how aboot farm animals? Do ye like animals?

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:02

Big words don't impress me much.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:03

Let's get one thing straight here chavtakora, I am an happily married transvestite.
I don't do it with guys, sorry.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:04

Ok then dickhead.
FUCK OFF!

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:05

tinaboy [Tranny Boy] when you learn to post pics. we all would love to see a pic of you to see if the operation was a success.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:06

Here's a photo of me.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:06

So tinaboy, Aren't you kind of old to play dress up?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:07

So, was that male to female or female to male?

From: noodleboy [Abstract Aardvark]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:07

FUCK! I typo'd "blizzard." I got hit in the left elbow with a baseball bat, and now my left pinky has been reduced to this sort of numb appendage on my left hand. It must have hit the 'E' when my ring finger went after the 'R' (no, I don't type properly).

"Blizzared" is, most emphatically, not Duder's fault. My apologies to Duder and Joseph Heller.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:08

tinaboy
LOL!

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:08

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:05

tinaboy [Tranny Boy] when you learn to post pics. we all would love to see a pic of you to see if the operation was a success.

______________________________

What operation, you seem to be confused between a transvestite and a transsexual. Besides my wife wouldn't want me to have an operation.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:08

I can see why people sometime mistaken you as a guy.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:09

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:06

So tinaboy, Aren't you kind of old to play dress up?

___________________________

How old is too old?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:10

tinaboy, is that really you?

Do you have more pics or a website?

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:10

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:10

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:08

So you are a male and you dress up as a female?

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:11

Yes, dirtyslut76 that is me, here are some more photos.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:11

Some clothes are meant for a certain demography. No one would ever want to see their grandma in speedos that's for sure.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:14

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:14

Uptight people are born way too old for most anything

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:14

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:10

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:08

So you are a male and you dress up as a female?

_____________________________

yes I sure do, I started at an early age.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:15

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:15

Hello Tinaboy

mind if i call you TB for short?
thanks

welcome to the FFA

it is a large collection of misfits( myself included so fuck off everyone!)

I am sure you will provide hours of fun for us

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:17

Tinaboy, you look like a fugly girl. But a girl non the less.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:18

I don't know if I've done the right thing posting on here.
Haven't you all heard of a transvestite before?

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:20

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:17

Tinaboy, you look like a fugly girl. But a girl non the less.

______________________________

Why are you so interested in me, I must be prettier than your missus?

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:20

Dickhead lives in a well-ordered world.

A rulebook for everything

No need to think.

Covers even ALL grandmas in speedos,

What a dull dull world.

OK, though, for dull dull people.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:21

I don't know if I've done the right thing posting on here.
Haven't you all heard of a transvestite before?
==================
those of us whose parents are not
brother and sister have heard of
transveatites before

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:21

I've been to Thailand and parts of India a few times. So yes.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:22

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:15

Hello Tinaboy

mind if i call you TB for short?
thanks

welcome to the FFA

it is a large collection of misfits( myself included so fuck off everyone!)

I am sure you will provide hours of fun for us

_________________________

TB is short for Tuberculosis, I prefer to be called Tina.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:22

TB is short for Tuberculosis, I prefer to be called Tina.
=================
sure thing TB

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:23

Tuberculosis, Ha! I bet you say that to all the guys. You fox you.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:23

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:11

Some clothes are meant for a certain demography. No one would ever want to see their grandma in speedos that's for sure.

_________________________

Does your granny wear speedos dickhead?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:25

TB could also be short for

Total Buttmunch

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:27

or

Titty Butter

Tiny Butthole

Tata Bazooombas

Turd Biter

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:27

In the southwest the old cowpokes call TB
"Two Bellies" -- They like tight belts.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:28

LOL! rectalfissure, I think I'll stick with plain Tina.

From: chowchowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:28

tinaboy I'm a girl who dresses up as a man wanna date sometime?

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:29

My granny is dead. But sometimes I like to image her pale translucent, saggy skin dangling from her fragile bones just to get a hard-on.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:29

LOL! rectalfissure, I think I'll stick with plain Tina.
=======================
sure thing TB

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:30

From: chowchowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:28

tinaboy I'm a girl who dresses up as a man wanna date sometime?

___________________________

Unfortunately I'm happily married.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:31

I'm happily married.
==================
now there is an oxymoron if i ever saw one

From: chowchowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:32

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:30

From: chowchowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:28

tinaboy I'm a girl who dresses up as a man wanna date sometime?

___________________________

Unfortunately I'm happily married.

PUSSY, go fuck urself

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:33

Green Death - excuse me for thinking Madonna isn't doing Joan Crawford very well when it comes to adopting children. IMO - lol

Tranny boy - tell us what you don't like about yourself.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:35

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:29

My granny is dead. But sometimes I like to image her pale translucent, saggy skin dangling from her fragile bones just to get a hard-on.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Does this turn you on?

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:35

Why would anyone want to be a girl. They suck at driving, can't make up their mind and buy more shoes than needed. Who would want to be that? Who?

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:38

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:33

Green Death - excuse me for thinking Madonna isn't doing Joan Crawford very well when it comes to adopting children. IMO - lol

Tranny boy - tell us what you don't like about yourself.

_______________________

Why not visit my website to find out more about myself? Don't forget to sign the guestbook.

http://www.tinas-place.co.uk

From: georgedublubusch [Head pooBa]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:38

Tranny Boy You are an evildoer who is surely going to burn in

HE double hockey sticks

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:40

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:35

Why would anyone want to be a girl. They suck at driving, can't make up their mind and buy more shoes than needed. Who would want to be that? Who?

_____________________________________

Oi! dickhead, I hope you're not wanking over my photos.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:41

Well, I see I didn't miss much.
Hee Hee.

Hello everyone.

The move was successful, the neighbors are nice, the job is good, and all is well in the world. (Well, most of the world.)

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:43

Hello there baschalove.

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:43

I got my clone-a-willy kit in the mail today. (it is a kit to make a vibrating dildo out of a mold of your own penis. a great gift idea for the chic im banging) I opened up the package and looked at the contents. I found the warning label on the vibrator part confusing and wonder why i would use it on skin eruptions or an injured calf (i think they mean the body part not the animal but am not sure why.) anyhow my roommate came home at that moment and i had to cram all the gel and molding powder and such back in the tube and hide it. my roommate is in the shower now so i can read the directions. i have to let stuff dry for 24 hours and maintain an erection for six minutes with no stimulation. I think my best bet is not to get off for 48 hours and i should be fine. I wonder if you pull your penis out of a mold, would your helmet get caught. Ill just have to find out. Then the tube is like a foot long so i was worried but i read you have to cut the tube to your size. teh water you add in the mold has to be exactly 98 degrees (thats 37 c to you fog breathers, canuks, and dundees out there). this is more complicated than my fish tank but at least i get a free thermometer in the kit. They have special instructions if your penis is crooked. My leans to the left but i dont think thats what they mean.

This will be the best birthday present that chic will ever get. She said she has a surprise for me too coming up soon. i hope she made a clone-a-vagina. then my clone a willy could fuck her clone a vagina and we could fuck and it would be like a twosome if we both had a twin. I cant wait till my roommate leaves so i can clone-my-willy.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:43

Bascha!!

alright! let me get some lotion

hold on........

Ok I am ready

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:45

tinaboy Is a Brit. haha

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:46

"I hope you're not wanking over my photos."

Too late. My hand is covered in passion juice.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:47

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:27

or

Titty Butter

Tiny Butthole

Tata Bazooombas

Turd Biter

****

Or tosslebottom.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:49

Welcome back, Bascha.

Glad to hear all is well in your world.

From: dinktoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:50

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:43

~~~
LMAO

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:50

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:45

tinaboy Is a Brit. haha

__________________________

Yes but I prefer to be called English.
I have Scottish ancestry.

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:50

Welcome to rotten tinaboy . It gets rotten here sometimes , and sometimes stupid. Most here are pretty cool , even the asses are fun , so just play along and have fun. As for me , live and let live. What you do is your biz , so long as it's between consenting ADULTS , go for it.

I once saw a porn flick called "My granny is a tranny"

My brother watches weird stuff sometimes . Yep

MTC

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:51

Bye guys, see you all later.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:51

Yinaboy... Hello?

RF, Missed ya buddy.

Fuck!! It took us 9 days to go the local phone co. to install a phone down here! They turned our service on a week ago, then sent a tech out (after we called 3 times) to tell us there was no line from the house to the pole. (FUCK, again...) The DSL, comes with the phone line, so I bet I've missed a bunch of drama.

Who's got the run down?
Anyone seen Cheese?

Cracker, not sure if you're still here, but "Hi Hunny!"

Where's my Git?

I saw Gypsy was here earlier. I musta missed her.

HI HELLEN!! (I know you're out there!) I believe

GreenDeath: I've missed you, too. (Immensely)

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:53

P.S. , Howdy to all my friends out there. The wife will be home Sat. I will remain drunk and lonely until then.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:53

*Ohhh, I meant T ina boy... Sorry. That was European, right? Yinaboy?

My mistake.

Dickhead, hello? Hello? Is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can hear me... Is there any one there?

Tossle: How goes the real estate business, you tycoon?

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:54

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:43

I got my clone-a-willy kit in the mail today. (it is a kit to make a vibrating dildo out of a mold of your own penis. a great gift idea for the chic im banging) I opened up the package and looked at the contents. I found the warning label on the vibrator part confusing and wonder why i would use it on skin eruptions or an injured calf (i think they mean the body part not the animal but am not sure why.) anyhow my roommate came home at that moment and i had to cram all the gel and molding powder and such back in the tube and hide it. my roommate is in the shower now so i can read the directions. i have to let stuff dry for 24 hours and maintain an erection for six minutes with no stimulation. I think my best bet is not to get off for 48 hours and i should be fine. I wonder if you pull your penis out of a mold, would your helmet get caught. Ill just have to find out. Then the tube is like a foot long so i was worried but i read you have to cut the tube to your size. teh water you add in the mold has to be exactly 98 degrees (thats 37 c to you fog breathers, canuks, and dundees out there). this is more complicated than my fish tank but at least i get a free thermometer in the kit. They have special instructions if your penis is crooked. My leans to the left but i dont think thats what they mean.

This will be the best birthday present that chic will ever get. She said she has a surprise for me too coming up soon. i hope she made a clone-a-vagina. then my clone a willy could fuck her clone a vagina and we could fuck and it would be like a twosome if we both had a twin. I cant wait till my roommate leaves so i can clone-my-willy.

__________________________

LMAO sirbutlust you are a comedian.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:56

time for me to go home
see everyone in an hour or so

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:56

Hey Bascha, really well, thanks.

Have a few deals up my sleeve & a few more hopefuls coming up.

Email me some pics of the new place when you get a chance & I'll give you an appraisal

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:57

Seeya round like a rectal, rv.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:57

Conspiracy:

You dropped off for a while before I even hit a homestead. We left NY, went to FL, glad to see you back. I miss the crew. Gald to see you around.

Don't be lonely, we're all here for you.

Sirbutlust:

Can you draw a work worn waitress that has been moving for a week straight with no sleep? That should prove to be entertaining. (Thinking about saying FUCK the populous and becoming a landscaper.) Privacy, alone time, lots of introspect to be had. See what you can do.

From: shaunofthedead [shoot em in the head]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:01

Greeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaat! I hope this blindness is temporary

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:02

baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest

XOXOXOXO

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:10

Conspiracy:

I DO hope you and yours are well.

BigMac and I found a GREAT place. We've met all but one neighbor (He drives a hearse!

... ) But he seems ok by the other neighbors. We live on a dead end street with 13 houses. (Crrrreeeaaapppyy... *Just in time for Halloween! ) Lots of retired Navy, families with kids, bus stop half a block away!

The BIL throws a neighborhood get-to-gether with every one in the neighborhood, complete with haunted house, ghosts, creepy crawlies... The whole 9 yards! (Ohhh, printed invitations, too! ) I'm trying to get the guy with the hearse to participate. He needs a 12 volt battery, and 2 qts. of oil and he's in!! The finishing touches!

Anyone seen Napthali?

From: samejima [never knows best]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:11

RELEASE THE SNAKES! ) ( ) _.-~(~-. (@\`---'/. (' `._.' `) `-..___..-'

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:13

Should I ask what the oil is for , or will it make me miss my wife all the more?

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:18

NOOO Conhorininess!

His Hearse has been out of commission for 3 months. No battery, and needs oil. MOTOR oil!

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:18

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:10

Conspiracy:

I DO hope you and yours are well.

BigMac and I found a GREAT place. We've met all but one neighbor (He drives a hearse! ... ) But he seems ok by the other neighbors. We live on a dead end street with 13 houses. (Crrrreeeaaapppyy... *Just in time for Halloween! ) Lots of retired Navy, families with kids, bus stop half a block away!

The BIL throws a neighborhood get-to-gether with every one in the neighborhood, complete with haunted house, ghosts, creepy crawlies... The whole 9 yards! (Ohhh, printed invitations, too! ) I'm trying to get the guy with the hearse to participate. He needs a 12 volt battery, and 2 qts. of oil and he's in!! The finishing touches!

Anyone seen Napthali?

____________________________

Drives a hearse and lives in a dead end street LMFAO!

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:20

My mind is in the gutter... but it's comfortable there.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:23

Bascha, good to see you back and settling in to your new digs.

I wish you and yours prosperity and peace in your new home.

Honestly!

No need to read anything between the lines...

really.

I knew you were heading for a breakdown. A week to move? not bloody likely! A week to cut up an Greek Ex-boss and then feed the pieces to the local wild life is more likely...

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:34

Bachalove,

sure ill draw a beaten down waitress for you. I need some time. im sick of drawing. my brother in law is a writer and is doing an article on the new jersey devil. His article is based on a new jersey devil sighting in 1909 that witnesses described as "horse or dog like head, giant bat wings, horses legs, snake tail and a kanagaroo body." I put this drawing together that was rejected due to being too cartoony.

I liked it though. i thought it was clever to give it a kangaroo pouch for its tummy with a little baby devil inside. HE made me redo it more graphic arts like (the major i failed out of in college, for example see pic below)

I like the first one better and feel it will get the reader curious but writers are a stupid breed of people who dont get art. ill probably have to draw another. I could have drawn it two months ago when he asked and never got around to emailing me the specs and its due tommorrow. freaking writers. but on the plus side it will be in a newspaper and i wont get paid for it and then it might be reused for an article to "weird New jersey" magazine.

anyhow i dind nt get to use crayons for these so i am kinda itching to draw agian. perhaps youll get your picture sooner than expected.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:35

Theo:

I have YET to see a gator!

There's lots of skinks and gecko's, though! (Not sure how much flesh they really, eat however!)

Thanks, Theo. No reading between the lines.

(I still don't have an abridged run-down, though!) C'mon, fill me in! If any one can, it's you!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:38

Sirbutlust:

I'm honored by the acknowledgement. (Seriously...)

The lesbians across the street offered me a job, (As one is a foreman(woman) on the bosses crew.) She was a server for years, and got sick of people. I think my time has come to work with the lesbians!

*Seriously, I am tired of people. The one girl runs a crew, they're willing to train, and I need a change of pace. What's to lose? (No, virginity is gone...)

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 17:53

I never knew the Jersey Devil was a marsupial.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:03

Sally:

Pouches are imperative!

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:14

SirButt: I want to draw a picture of you!

He everybody,
Sandywoods: you there? I want you to post that link to the nightmare dancer lady. I saw her again on Consumptionjunction.com (I think)

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:17

Lets Amputate:

Howdy lady! Long time, no type!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:18

He everybody,
Sandywoods: you there? I want you to post that link to the nightmare dancer lady. I saw her again on Consumptionjunction.com (I think)
=================
I believe the magic word is please Limper

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:24

hey hostess
good to see you back!
Especially glad for you that everything is finally all coming
together!

See?
Hard climbing the mountain, but the ride down is a thrill,
hope you guys have a great time in your new home.
I will be back in a while, waiting for some important news

ps hugs for bigmac and the kids and dogs

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:32

_{Theo, the various personalities must appear to have conflicting viewpoints in order to maintain the illusion that they are separate individuals. Shhhh, most of them don't know the secret.}

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:34

Hello, Tina Boy! I'm one of the resident pole-smokers and have been known to dress in drag occasionally. (Also a married man, one year with my homo husband as of last week). Welcome to our twisted little world.

Sirbutlust, good to hear from you again, good luck in cloning your willy. Tried to do it with an ex once (his unit deserved to be immortalized, 13" long) but he had difficulty staying excited with the cooling glop round his bits. I recommend rimming as a cure, but who will do this is a bit of a mystery because you want it to be a surprise for the girlfriend, but if she finds out that someone else has had their tongue up your bung, that may be a surprise that she does not want. Also, seriously seriously shave your nads before having a go, or they will be waxed against your will when you demould.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:34

Nothing to see here. Move along.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:37

Gypsy:

I will pass along the well wishes. I have to get up at 6:00 each day, so I doubt I will be on much longer. (Unless insomnia strikes.) I LOVE the new house... but it's a strange place... every little noise wakes me, the doggers go nuts, and BigMac just snores louder, (Making it harder to sleep!

) I HATE moving.

It's TOO Big. Everything echoes. *Plus... a bunch of our stuff is still in storage, so the house is still half empty.

Nothing to muffle the strangeness.

From: dirtyslut [Laura]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:39

Or maybe sirbutlust can do the willy thing while watching porn?

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:44

SirButt: I read an article on the "plaster caster" lady and she stated that she figured out she had to put vaseline or a lubricant or else all the hairs stick. Get a lady bic razor and some of that bikini zone.
She said the first one she did was painful because of the hair.

Ha! I am picturing your roomie finding your lady bic and bikini zone!

BOO! BOOBS! SCARING YOU ALL FOR HALLOWEEN!

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:45

Bascha! Hello! I knew you were busy with the move but I thought about you often.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:49

Gotta go close the store, BBL

Nothing to see here, ha ha!

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:53

GD: does this look like that nightmare dancer just a decade or two later?

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:14

hey ds did you think really heard on your new name?
seems you could have came up with a better name.
i thought you wanted a totally different name.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:14

did vereyone leave?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:16

did vereyone leave?
====================
oh yea way to much to drink

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:17

From: dirtyslut [Laura]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 18:39

Or maybe sirbutlust can do the willy thing while watching porn?

-----------------------

Yay, I have a brand-new troll!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:19

No, facetious, it is ANOTHER troll.
How are you feeling?

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:21

Yay, I have a brand-new troll!

lucky you ds. you must be really happy.
sorry i thought you had changed uour name.
btw how are you.

hostess how did the move go?

hi gypsy. how is it going for you?

From: dirtyslut [Laura]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:23

I am having a shitty night
plans fell thru
but, more importantly
my 93-year-old grandpa is in the hospital
doesn't look good

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:24

How are you feeling?

i am feeling much better. thanks for asking.
i am glad tomorrow is friday.

btw who fucked up the margins?
i am doing hard returns to make it easier to read the post.

hi rottereens. how is everyone tonight?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:27

LOL, I know who my troll is, I just told him/her about my grandpa via IM. Ya bastard!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:29

facetious, what is weird is that the margins
were fucked up for me earlier
and now they are fine
but I will stick to hard returns now.

From: bigmac [Saving America One Teen At A Time]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:30

Hey everyone!!

Just popping in to say hello to the people. Now I'm dropping back off the radar t odo something productive...like fold clothes and watch some tv. Rock on Rotteneers.

P.S. Thanks to everyone for the well wishes and the warm welcome back.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:33

Hi DS. Is the grandpa thing real or a trick to catch the troll? If it's true, I'm sorry to hear about that. If not true, good going on catching the troll.

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:33

so ds who is your troll.
do tell. you can e-mail it to me. i wont't tell.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:34

sally, yes, the grandpa thing is real
facetious, if I tell you, I will have to kill you, LOL

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:37

i am out guys see you tomorow

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:37

DS, that too bad about your grandpa. Are you near enough that you can visit him in the hospital?

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:38

if I tell you, I will have to kill you

i know..and if you kill me then
you will have to go to jail and you don't want
to go to jail.

i get it.

sory to hear about your grandpa.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:39

That is
oopsy -- typo

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:42

Facetious:

Sorry.
The move went well well, the kids are good (And say hi! Hee Hee Hee)
Was busy tucking them in, and greeting Mac. Hid kids are terrors. Ours our worse, but life is good.

RF:

You still there?

DS:

You know I could give two shits about you, but sorry to hear the Grandpa's having trouble. Family issues are tough.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:43

yes, sally
he has diabetes
he has sores all over his legs that are oozing so bad
they have to change the bandages every half hour
my CUNT for an aunt was with him til Tuesday
Never said a word to anyone about his condition
this is the same fucking aunt
that when she had found out my grandma had died the day before her cruise
opted to go on the cruoise rather than attend her own mother's funeral
when she got back from the cruise, she went to their house
and took all my grandma's jewerly
I don't care about getting some expensive jewerly
But would have liked 1 piece of it it
even if it was the cheapest
for sentimental reasons
I hope my aunt rots in hell

(sorry, had to vent)

How is everyone else?

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:46

I hate family politics.

Just leave 'em all behind is my motto.

*Sorry, DS. It sucks when people get greedy and selfish.
You'll learn.
People suck.
Family sucks.

No matter how close you think you are, there's always a cunt in the mix.

My family was the same way.

*Not to show sympathy, or anything...

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:47

ok my fingers are not working. making lots of typos.
i am out of here.

post on rotteneers

later

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:47

hostess, really I hope you and the fam are doing well.
Thanks for the well-wishes for Grandpa, I DO appreciate it.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:49

Sorry about the rotten aunt, DS. My thoughts are with you and your grandpa.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:59

Thanks, Sally
and everyone else

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:02

DS:

In the grand spirit of my return:

FUCK OFF

*Obligatory....

Take it to heart,

Or not.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:05

I just got a new monitor
now I can't get signed back into messenger
*sighs*

Health issues are not easy, especially when it comes to family.
God knows, I have had my share of them lately.

Best wishes to you and yours ds.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:06

Wouldn't you know it.

I've lost my car keys again

They're always in the last place you look.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:09

Theodread
OMG
*gasps*

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:11

Always in the last place you look!

Thanks again Theo!

Tell Penguin I said 'Ello!

(She's always been such an Angel.)

*Despite your indifference. (We can't fault an intelligient woman!

)

No offence Theo, I just like your woman, she's a sweetheart!

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:12

facetious [smart ass]

hi there, how are you?
hope all is well

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:14

Best wishes to you and yours DS*

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:15

thanks gypsy
theo, WTF is wrong with your balls?

hostess, fuc....
no, don't have the heart to be mean

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:17

Loha everyone~
the pic is NASTY theo
sorry to hear about your evil aunt DS, she sounds alot like my sister...
loha gypsy

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:17

I have been trying to sign in this damn messenger for 1/2 hour now
no luck, all the stupid thing does is twirl

I even redid my password (even though I never forgot it)
the whole nine yards

still it just twirls

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:18

also the placement of the blistered package doesn't seem right... What IS wrong with your shit Theo?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:19

hi polly

there is about to be thunder and lightening right here right now
instead of Hawaii

I am so sick of ps stuff

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:20

I tried to sign on/ join / fuck with messenger once. I do not have patience. Fuck it gypsy its not worth it!

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:25

we are still having lightening/thunder~ fuckin tropics
just checkin in, gonna go lurk else where, maybe go play with my doggy or just plain drool while sitting on the bed looking at nothing~ maybe my family will check me in to a psych ward and i can get some drugs...On their expense... ahh so little to do, and so many ways to do it...

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:25

Thanks again, gypsy
It is sad, he is sleeping all the time.
My dad had to carry him.
My sister came over with a diaper bag and they
were using pampers to to wrap his oozing legs
I HATE MY AUNT
how could she let this go for so long?
inheritance, that is why.
MAKES ME SICK.
She'd had a shitfit cuz my dad was handling his finances.
He is the eldest and lives the closest.
Makes sense, eh?
She was ballistic when he's loaned my sister some money,
which she had paid back w/in 2 months, to close on a house.
Did I mention that I hate her?
Hopefully, when Grandpa dies
it doesn't interfere with one of her cruises
I FULLY intend to tell her off.

From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:26

Hi and bye- just a quick stop before bed, it was a brutal day. Take care, be rotten, in a nice way of course.

From: weapon [Of Mass Destruction]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:27

tinaboy

Not here to mess with you or anything.
Just an honest question.
Why?
Educate me?

Thanks in advance.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:29

LOL, weapon, you gave me a much-needed laugh
not sure if timeboy is for real
but still want him/her to keep posting, LOL

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:38

OOPS, looks like had killed the thread with my sob story

Everybody, FUCK OFF!

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:40

DS
I hope you can hold the rage until after he's gone.
He may not be fully aware of his surroundings, but then again,
he may know a lot more when he is this sick
than he is given credit for.

Hold it in, as best as you can for his sake.
When he is gone, do what you feel you must.
Think long and hard before you act is all I can
suggest.

People greedy for inheritances and waiting eagerly for the death
of a family member
usually have the same exact thing happen to them in the end.
Karma is hell

I'm thinking of hurrying it up a little though, (gypsy karma I call it)
in the case of the woman who disappeared to the mountains
with my cousin who had polio and was in an iron lung as a baby.
She has took him from the family, away from me..
from my heart..
now she has him, his disability check, and soon
she may have ME
and a four wheel drive.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:44

What happended, gypsy?

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:47

WB bascha,

adult swim is not the same without you.

Did you get that thing I sent you?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:48

oh its ok
I will make it OK

but anyway
good luck to you and your granpa
I feel bad for his suffering

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:51

I will be back later
my uncle is on the phone
bye for now all

From: icanloseweight [but you'll still be ugly]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:53

Hey people!

DS, sorry about your grandpa.

Your aunt is horrible.
I have had to deal with similar crap before, so I kinda understand how you feel.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 20:57

thanks gypsy
yeah, some people have said
"he is 93, he has had a good life"
He has (except for his SHITTY, GREEDY daughter).
I am not trying to cannonize him by any means
But I had not ONE bad memory of him
Truly the nicest person I know
I hope he's ok
But I know he misses my grandma
they were married for 64 years

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 21:01

Thanks, ICAN
OK, I AM DONE

so what is new, folks?
Ron, you don't have anything to send me?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 21:03

where is MV, BTW?

From: icanloseweight [but you'll still be ugly]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 21:09

Nothing new here.
Bored, and listening to The Best Of Savage Garden.

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 21:18

Hallooo
I still think your aunt is a lot like my sister...DS
She named her daughter after three of her ex husbands' (plural here) grandmothers (another plural here)... first name, 2 middle names, and maiden name of one of the gramma (although no one carries that name) as the LAST name~
They were all rich, and she never even met them! I think she had other motives... When you walk into her house she has all their pix on the wall above her bed... Its fuckin creepy, I don't talk to her anymore, been 5 years, the whole worship-gramma-for-inheritance-thing really made me sad that I am related to her. Last thing I told her before walking out of her delapitated shack was, "you seriously need a life~ or atleast a job...Heres 20 bucks go fuckin buy some diapers~"
*polly shakes head* Sucks that she's the oldest of the sibling too... sad fuckin sad...

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 21:21

hey texasman~
didjya ever find your imposter?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 21:41

So,it's 5.30 here,no point going back to bed as I have to be up in a hour to get Apricot to school.
Why am I awake,I hear you ask,well I shall tell you.
At 4 AM Mrs Git,fully dressed,prods me and says "are you awake".
Well,no,I wasn't but I am now.Fully dressed Mrs,peeking out the window,WHAT THE HELL IS UP ? Burglars,hottentots on the lawn ?
No "there is supposed to be a good meteor shower" she says.
WTF.for a start it is cloudy,won't see a thing anyway and secondly I am only too pleased to lose precious hours of sleep on the day I have to run a party for 11 hyped up 10 year olds.
FUCKITY FUCK.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 21:43

thanks polly
sorry git
BTW, who is Apricot's sperm donor?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 21:58

You still here McSlutty,sorry to hear about your grandad,
No sperm donor (unless it was the milkman).
I must have had 1 good one.
Haven't done it since,mind.
We English don't go in for that sort of thing.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:17

yes, thanks oldgit
can you not call me McSlutty? For now?

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:23

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 21:21

hey texasman~
didjya ever find your imposter?
====

No, but I'm glad I have a well spoken and really thought provoking one.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:25

Whatever,
I am going to be sooo tired later,those damn kids better behave or they're going to hear a few choice words (educational anyway).
For some reason Apricot has invited mostly BOYS,hmmm.
Luckily at 6'2" I do quite a good line in "scary".
If they step out of line I'll ram their faces in the jelly.(that's jello to you)

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:27

You are lucky athenstexman,the only imposter I have is a retard.
I would so like to have a classy troll instead of trollier trash.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:30

oldgit, have you ever seen the movie "Parenthood"? That is how I imagine you to be at the party.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:34

It will be worse than that,er..dirty ?
They are animals.
We are doing pinata again,there were nearly fatalities last year.
I was honestly shocked by the violence and greed in evidence.
Scary inbred rural kiddies.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:37

HA! So you DO confess to seeing American movies!
The last English movie I have seen was "The Swimming Pool"
with Charlotte Ramble (I THINK that's her last name).
Did you see that flick?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:40

Nah,only films I see are on TV or DVD.
Team America being the last one I bought.
Do you mean Charlotte Rampling ?
As in the old joke

"Do you like Rampling"

"I don't know I never rampled"

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:43

That reminds me of another old joke.

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer ?

Pop it in the microwave and it's bill withers."

Time to get rolling,what pleasures will the new day bring I wonder ?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:45

old1git, what is your fave movie of all time?
My fave domestic film, "Shawshank Redemption"
(runners-up, "Ofiice Space", "Something about Mary"?
Fave foreign film, "Amelie"
runner-up, "The Celebration"

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:54

I will tell you what

I am so freakin mad right now at this horrid msn messenger
that I am getting ready to cram Gates gate
right up his ass

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 22:59

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:01

Jeez, gyps.

Tell you what..

IM me & I'll talk you through it.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:03

f**king gawddamned millionaire mother fukeeeer
sits on all his bucks
while I struggle with this piece of shit

_{heeeeeeeeeeeeelp theo or robo
where fore art thou (thee?)}

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:05

What's it doing gypsy?

Talk to Aunty Tossle.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:09

tossel, I have been IMing for a long time now
but I got a new monitor

since I signed back in this does nothing but twirl when I click msn
messenger

yahoo is fine
it's just msn

Now it won't even move when I click sign in
OMG
I have a headache from hell
theo is off somewhere with his stash
and robo is God only knows where
oldgit doesn't IM, I guess

arghhhh
OK
I've had it
calling out the big gun..

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:12

You could try me.

Been doing IT for years.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:15

btw I interrupted your talk ds and oldgit
I did NOT intentionally do that
I am in a rage here

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:16

well texasman, if i had one poser (like anyone would want to pose as mua), i would want her (or him!) to be WAAAY more funnier.... sigh..
*pollywog jumps back in to the pond*
lurks

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:16

Gypsy, add me to your yahoo. Email is in my bio.

I'll see if I can help.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:21

she wis gotten deid
he did the samen thing
he blew up the fire wi breezes
they lived in a wee cotter hoose
sheep's parks
he was tentful to his family
there was an auld packman
we'll be pitten awa
he travelled with a yoke

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:25

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:27

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:16

Gypsy, add me to your yahoo. Email is in my bio.

I'll see if I can help.
~~~~~~

okay thanks tossle
I will do that

I'm not in a good mood right now
I need to do something
quick*

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:32

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 23:42

'he travelled with a yoke'

he traveled with an axe
btw
that I am going to take away finally and put through this pc

taking a time out
bbl

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:19

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:24

Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot
Coming for to carry me home

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:27

Hey all! I am cleaning carpet. nephew comes home in less than 24 hrs and I want his soda stains dry. I am using an antique Rexair and club soda in a spray bottle.

I just did his room in June. He is a pig.

oh wait, this pig is more tidy. His room smells like sweaty boy. yet he is so meticulous about his grooming. He wears his hair in a .05 all over and showers everyday. I told him if he is going for the Auchwitz look (he is skinny) he nailed it. Or SS soldier skinhead. (very Germanic features

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:28

cracker!!

Now listen please
I am ok now
have had a time out
no more blinding rage
now once again I remain a sage

but

beware of elephants with a large trunk
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
sighs*

and where are you when I need you
a favor is a favor

YOUR TURN

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:33

gypsydances, What can I do for you?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:33

limper
he is just being 'with it'

never worry about a boy being filthy
that is nothing to fret about..my boy had socks hid in the window sill to
prop it open

its time to make the world a better place to dive

thats Allstates saying
it was also my sons

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:36

LOL this video is awesome!

http://www.heretical.com/houswitz/index.html

The site is awesome too. Somewhat resembling the gaping maw.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:37

My 1950s vintage Rexair hose just bit the dust. I need duct tape!

Hubby fought me for spending $60.00 when we were first married in 1987 on this used vaccuum (it is the pre-Rainbow) now 20 years later I am still using it.

It was our grocery money. He likes to eat.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:38

21 year old boys are stinky.

Hubby said today, "his room stinks, do I smell like that?"

Yes

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:42

cracker

oh thank God and all the heavens above and the hells below

I bought a new monitor, right?

I signed out, then signed back in with this new piece of flat screened shit
thought I was just 'with it' now

I am the new and improved gypsy, right?

lmfaorofwl

I am not able to sign in my msn messenger
all it does is constantly rotate in front of my eyes
just twirl twirl
If I was an epileptic I would be in deeeeeeep shit
by the time my rage cools
I will have beat the gawddamend dawg shit out of someone

so it's time to go to the bar
and let the good times roll

good times, I repeat good times

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:42

fermented sweatty clothes = old man smell, or so the wife says

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:46

gypsydances if I had a solution I would have posted it already. Hellen keeps prompting me on to msn and after trying I ended up saying fa-kit! stay here with us and relax.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:47

I dated this quadraplegic for a year and he smelled better. In fact, I liked his pits!

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:48

Gypsy: my IM is up but I prefer the FFA

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:49

fucking msn shit

let me here it for finger poppin good*
more entertainment

plus free

piece of trash server

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:56

Damn, My leg hurts tonight.

I need Norco 10mg. wish I had some.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:56

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 00:57

limper
Ok. That is good you prefer the ffa.
it can be fun here, but remember it is a ffa,
anything goes honey

I am pissed to my core, so don't listen to me right now
not a lot I can do about it

It will wear itself down
although, I can't express it behind a keyboard

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:01

Don't forget to vote!

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:02

OMG cracker
get them flies away from that ass and pay attention!

alright..I know who to call
boast cussssters

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:03

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:05

Gypsy, have you rebooted yet?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:05

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:05

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:11

I take the fifth

I'm on my way out

not f-ing with this any more
keyboards are foolish
at a time like this
hide..hide..hide

bye for now

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:20

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:21

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:26

for you Gypsy

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:28

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:28

Dodge loves ovaries

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:47

okay you asseholes

here is a clue
you don't want to help me
I wont help you

of course this does not include tossle who has to wait the usual period
for us to accept each others invite

*ANOTHER USELESS PIECE OF DOG SHIT ATTACHED TO THINGS WE MUST DO TO BE IM BUDDIES*

But outside of here all else is a septic tank
and not to mention that

DS smile baby
you will be ok

now if I can outdo the little self induced beauty parlor thing
with the scissors and the mirror held in back of my head
(laughing my fucking ass off at THIS one)
because alas
its a chilling retreat
but I never retreat

it was hairy
now I hide from larry

How?
I repeat how?

laugh bitch
I will return
gack*

smile ds

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 01:55

Astounding.

The word Holocaust means to offer a burned sacrifice to god by smokes. It's the same word used to describe Able sacrificing his lamb to God.

The funny thing is the Jews keep saying how Auschwitz had gas chambers and chimneys that puff out black smokes that came from some cremation chamber. But if you look at the place, you can't find and chambers or cremation rooms. And what's worst, the "Holocaust survivors" would give bogus testimony about seeing the clouds of poisonous gas or the smell of it. Except that the gas they claim to use contains no odor and is invisible.

And what's with black people? With their racial rap music that promotes abuse and torture towards the Whites and it's considered art. Yet Sony can't even show a white women holding a black woman's shirt.

What a World.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:18

The word Holocaust means to offer a burned sacrifice to god by smokes. It's the same word used to describe Able sacrificing his lamb to God.
*****

oh shut up!!

Here she come's
Cathy's clown

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:28

I look like an onion, you asshole
and you are trying to describe Abraham?

Oh at times I could kick you right in the balls
but too afraid that is what you want

asscrack*

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:29

Usage Note: Holocaust has a secure place in the language when it refers to the massive destruction of humans by other humans. Ninety-nine percent of the Usage Panel accepts the use of holocaust in the phrase nuclear holocaust. Sixty percent of the Panel accepts the sentence As many as two million people may have died in the holocaust that followed the Khmer Rouge takeover in Cambodia. But because of its associations with genocide, people may object to extended applications of holocaust. When the word is used to refer to death brought about by natural causes, the percentage of the Panel accepting drops sharply. Only 31 percent of the Panel approves the sentence In East Africa five years of drought have brought about a holocaust in which millions have died. In a 1987 survey, just 11 percent approved the use of holocaust to summarize the effects of the AIDS epidemic. This suggests that other figurative usages such as the huge losses in the Savings and Loan holocaust may be viewed as overblown or in poor taste. �When capitalized Holocaust refers specifically to the destruction of Jews and other Europeans by the Nazis and may also encompass the Nazi persecution of Jews that preceded the outbreak of the war.
Word History: Totality of destruction has been central to the meaning of holocaust since it first appeared in Middle English in the 14th century, used in reference to the biblical sacrifice in which a male animal was wholly burnt on the altar in worship of God. Holocaust comes from Greek holokauston (�that which is completely burnt�), which was a translation of Hebrew �l� (literally �that which goes up,� that is, in smoke). In this sense of �burnt sacrifice,� holocaust is still used in some versions of the Bible. In the 17th century the meaning of holocaust broadened to �something totally consumed by fire,� and the word eventually was applied to fires of extreme destructiveness. In the 20th century holocaust has taken on a variety of figurative meanings, summarizing the effects of war, rioting, storms, epidemic diseases, and even economic failures. Most of these usages arose after World War II, but it is unclear whether they permitted or resulted from the use of holocaust in reference to the mass murder of European Jews and others by the Nazis. This application of the word occurred as early as 1942, but the phrase the Holocaust did not become established until the late 1950s. Here it parallels and may have been influenced by another Hebrew word, �� (�catastrophe,� in English, Shoah). In the Bible �� has a range of meanings including �personal ruin or devastation� and �a wasteland or desert.� �� was first used to refer to the Nazi slaughter of Jews in 1939, but the phrase ha-�� (�the catastrophe�) became established only after World War II. Holocaust has also been used to translate urbn (�destruction�), another Hebrew word used to summarize the genocide of Jews by the Nazis.

It's sad what people can do to people.

MTC

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:34

fuckin shit Gypsy~!
are you always on th FFA or are you networking with a shit loads of people that are pretending to be you and making a NWO?
fuck girl! boy?
I swear if you weren't full of free time, I would say that you were a stay at home mom, dad?
or really bored (like me)
Hi Gypsy, I have been sooo fuckin bored... I think I am going to go shoot all my chickens, go fix my friend's car, then go hot wire my neighbor's tractor and do donuts in the middle of a lava field... While my dog Ipa and down a case of IPA.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:34

and with that
I am bowing out

smile ds
I am gone now for awhile honey

conspiracy

better words never spoken
cya later*

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:36

I meant my dog Ipa and "I" down a case...
BURP

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:37

http://shamash.org/holocaust/photos/

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:45

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:34

fuckin shit Gypsy
****

hah!
dont trust the shit polly
at least, not here

you should know that by now

later
smile* you are on randy candy

don't get much better than this

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:50

Hey Gypsy XOXOXO

Pollywog , we have a timeshare on Oahu , we are in your area twice a year ( most times , some times we can't )I let my brother use it at times . It's in the North Shore area. I was thinking of buying a place there , was looking into it , and that earthquake hit . I was also thinking of buying a place in New Orleans and Katrina hit. I was thinking of buying another complex here in Albuquerque , and it caught on fire and most of it burned.

Maybe I should stop thinking of buying another place.

MTC

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 02:54

polly will get it straight
she is trying

smiles*

have to go for sure
won't be back for a hwile

be a log
my little polly wog

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 03:06

Loha gypsy~ Thanks!

I think I will get you straight one day~ Hic...

Theory, if you are going to buy land anywhere, you have to go to ;
http//:pollywogs3000@yahoo.com/HI.shewantsyourmoney>andYRland.com//now.org
the staff is excellent!
Promises natural disasters in your chosen area of purchased land!

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 03:11

This photo is known to be fake.

The note says" it was dynamited by the fleeing SS in an attempt to hide its criminal purpose and usage."
So how did they know it was a gas chamber?

Gas chambers have windows? Won't that be hazardous to the officers?

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 03:11

later gypsy
i'm out too
aloha

From: madadric [hur hur hur]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 03:30

hey guys,

this is my true form.

what's yours?

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 03:41

I know what you do in your

spare time madadric

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 03:49

Hellen is on it~

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 03:49

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 03:56

mada HURHUR HURHURHRHRH hur?
If you really posted yurself lookin like dat
I would have to gib you da Rotteneer dumb ass award fer da week...

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 04:05

The thing is, I feel as though no one really cares what I have to say or think, due to the fact that THEY have been on this forum for many, MANY, years.. *Sniff*
How does a girl get around in these areas? Where must I sign up to actually get an IM? Sob!
I can't handle being alone!

Son of a bitch...Fuck it

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 04:09

Or this madadric:

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 04:12

Polly,

IM me at rottenaddict@yahoo.com.au

Then we can IM!

From: pollywog [ribbit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 04:18

Otay! But let me fall into another incoherent stupor right now~
I've had a fucked up year~
Thanks Hellen? (is that you? *polly looks around disoriented* but not dis-oriental-ed~)

From: rochellerochelle [spanky is my fish]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 04:56

How is this funny Article i just found-- not on the net but physically in the paper--(the west Australian-thurs oct 19 2006)(excuse punctuation-I drunk)

"Car Jacking Fails" (Australia!)

A sydney woman whose alleged car jacking attempt failed because she couldn't drive a manual car has been ordered into a drug rehabilitation program. Sally Brennan, 20, was granted bail in Sutherland Local Court yesterday on the condition she stayed in the program."

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 05:10

Hairy tongue - this is real not photoshop

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 05:31

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 05:10

Hairy tongue - this is real not photoshop

---------------------

Wow! just add toothpaste, no brush required.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 05:37

From: rottenaddict [Hellen]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 04:09

Or this madadric:

------------------------

Gimme gimme cocktopus

Don't tell me this is Oldgit?

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 05:43

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 05:46

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 05:58

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:06

Where's my cyber buddy Oldgit, I want to apologise for my drunken outbursts last night.

From: chavtakora [GittinOld]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:10

Why I am right here Markie me boyo. Think nothing of yer outburst me friend, twas the heat o passion thet was. Why I havent had my rump ridden like thet since I went down to th turkish bath and and paid the boys to ass fuck me. Cost me a bit o change too thet did but it was worth it.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:23

From: chavtakora [GittinOld]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:31

Hallo Lurker me pretty,

Do you not like the chat betwixt meself and Markie? So sorry deary. What would be more to yer pleasure? Prhaps some pics of haf naked women or maybe a constant yelping of Sugar! Sugar! would thet be more to yer liking?

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:34

Does anyone else get up and eat chicken patties and pickles for breakfast?

We had the first neighborhood "party" last night, and I think I'm hung over.

Morning all!!

(Fucking lesbians got us drunk!)

*I love my neighbors!

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:40

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:41

Hellooo..Everyone..Hey I was not here at all yesterday..Anybody miss me??

OG how ya feelin??
Bascha..welcome back..all moved in?

Who else is around here??

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:44

Stephy:

ALMOST all moved in...

The laundry pile gets bigger, the boxes get smaller, the lawn keeps growing, and I'm still hung over.

From: chavtakora [GittinOld]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:47

OG how ya feelin??

I be feeling fine Stephylou. Markie gave me a rump riding last night that shook the chest cold right out o me. Stephy when ar you going to give us a look see at them buppies of youren? I been wanking an wanking to the thought of em wrapped round me John Thomas ferever! I bet they is soft dontcha know! With huge nips just begging to be licked! Come on girlie give us a show!

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:53

Oh Lord Git...maybe later..

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:55

My old chinese proverb for the day:

"She who hung over, do no laundry."

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 06:59

Oldgit.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:00

And I dont know about the fake chicken in chicken patties..but pickles..I could live off em..AM or PM..

Cant believe Im posting a comment about pickles..Oh well..

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:01

Morning Lurker!!

I'm off (with my hangover) to help the neighbor kill red ants in her lawn...

FUCK!!

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:02

Got to go now.

Be back later.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:03

Stephy:

I have a 5 gallon jar of pickles.

As for the chicken patties? They're good on toast with processed cheese food and mayo.

*They ARE the mystery meat!

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:20

When your hung over..I know first hand how important what your first meal is..My usual pick is an Italian hogie w/hot peppers and a glass of milk..my cure!!
Just what is processed cheese? Is that easy cheese, the stuff that come out of the can?

Lurker you were sick last time we spoke..are you better?

OG..Where did you go..

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:26

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 16:03

Let's get one thing straight here chavtakora, I am an happily married transvestite.
I don't do it with guys, sorry.
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Oh..Hold up.. So the new guy/girl..went from guy to girl?? Is married to a girl?..Are they lesbians?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:30

stephylou,I am here,chavtakora is an imposter.Sheesh.
I am very busy today,Apricots party is in 1 hour so can't stay.

Tina is saying she is genetically male and married to a female woman.However she likes to dress in ladies clothes.This DOES NOT MEAN SHE IS GAY.When dressed as a woman he/she acts female but does not fancy men.

That's how I understand it.She is a transvestite NOT a transexual.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:32

bascha good luck in the new home,my best wishes to you and whopper.
I'll catch up another time,won't have much time to post for the next week or so the kids are off from school.
Maybe later or tomorrow.
Toodles.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:40

Lurker you were sick last time we spoke..are you better?
==========================
Yup.
I just ate something
that didn't agree with me.
Once it was out of
my system I was fine.
How are you?

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:46

Im good ..I took a sick day yesterday..But Im fine.. Shh..just wanted to get some house work done..Ya cant waste sick days actually being sick ya know?

Just in case Joe is lurking..(my boss)..Im still delusional and I dont know what Im saying..I think Im running a high grade fever.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:48

Morning everyone

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:51

Good morning Rectal..Did you miss me yesterday??

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:53

I know what you mean Stephy.
In the nearly two years at my job
I've only taken one sick day.
And that was so I could have
the time to move.
There are times when I feel like
calling in sick just so I can
have more time to do stuff
around the house.
But if I don't go to work I
don't get money.
And I neeeeeed money.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:54

Of course I missed you sweet heart
what would a day be with out Steph

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:56

just been scanning the posts

JHC OG your mind is degrading quickly

your troll chav is getting old
why dont you come up with something new?

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:58

Mr. Oldgit - thank you for the explanation.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 07:58

Im cleaning out my desk..some of the things I come across..

unfolded paperclip used to pick poppy seeds out of my teeth with
15 grape Jolly Ranchers
5 different earings..none that match
about 30 post it pads in all shapes and sizes
3 fake nails

OMG..Im fuckin bored

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:12

When I'm bored at work I take a stack of papers and storm around the office on different floors.
If someone asks me how my day is I say "Don't ask!" or "Can't talk, too busy...." as I keep walking.
If I see someone on the 4th floor I'll go to the second and ask if anyone has seen that person.......

I can usually keep this up for about an hour, before something lands in my in-box or there's a phone message.

My record for not doing anything at work is all day.
It was really hard to kill 8 hours but it was worth it at 5 when I realized that I actually did NOTHING.

I love the show "The Office". Steve Carroll is hilarious.

In other news the wife had 5 1/2 hours of false labour.....which is a bit of a misnomer......it didn't look fake to me.

In two days I have now slept 2 hours.......

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:12

Gas chambers have windows? Won't that be hazardous to the officers?
==================
Dickhead are you saying the Holocaust
never happened?

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:13

Petone..Are you talking about his explanation of tinaboy..It was a matter of factly..no snide comment or jesting like he does.
It kind of took me by surprize.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:15

It was a matter of factly..no snide comment or jesting like he does.
==================
maybe it is another troll of his
who knows with that demented old fart?

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:17

Kewl..I was going to ask you if you had your baby yet..I thought you said they were going to induse labor..maybe not?

Oh and thursday night TV rock..."My name is Earl" and "The Office"s

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:30

Thanks for asking Stephy,

They are letting her take the weekend to see what happens.
She is sitting at 4cm now, so they think it will be soon......

On the upside she can still wear her regular jeans if she keeps the top button undone. When we were at the doctors a woman at about 5 months just about choked when we told her we were due anyday now.

She's put on about 15-18 lbs in total.

God I have a hot wife.......

* * * *

I love my name is earl too - it's probably one of the best shows on TV now.

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:34

Stephy - yes, I thought it was a nice simple post. You know how some of these people freak out when somebody new and different comes along.

Kewl - no baby boy yet? I wondered if he would be number 300 million. I won't make a tacky remark about a little snip snip right now...lol...best wishes to you and your wife.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:42

I'm in Canada - so it would be 32 million and counting.

Does your 300 million include 20 million illegals, cause that makes a difference.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:49

Hey everyone
how are you stephy?
petone, too (BTW, jena said she was going away for a 4-day weekend,
yet she had posted last night on the first thread, lol).
rhag, good luck on your upcoming arrival. First child?
And hey lurker, if you are still lurking (and hey to all the other lurkers)

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:50

shit, hello to you, RF, sorry

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:58

Good morning Rotten people

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:58

Kewl - I have no idea about the "illegals". I will never understand what all the fuss is about anyway. The United States of America is now and has always been just a big fat WHORE who will take on anybody who can get here. If you and your family would like to become citizens, all you have to do is bring your wife over here and have the baby. He would be an automatic American citizen which would entitle you to become American citizens too. Everyone is welcome.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:59

Whats happening DS?

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:05

M.I.A.M.I. = Many Immigrants Are Mostly Illegal

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:13

OK, steph. Going to see my grandad in a little bit.
He's stabalized at least.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:15

Oh..shit..I missed something..What happened to your Granddad?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:27

Stephy, I am being lazy and just pasting my post from last night...

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From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 19-Oct-2006 19:43

he has diabetes
he has sores all over his legs that are oozing so bad
they have to change the bandages every half hour
my CUNT for an aunt was with him til Tuesday
Never said a word to anyone about his condition
this is the same fucking aunt
that when she had found out my grandma had died the day before her cruise
opted to go on the cruoise rather than attend her own mother's funeral
when she got back from the cruise, she went to their house
and took all my grandma's jewerly
I don't care about getting some expensive jewerly
But would have liked 1 piece of it it
even if it was the cheapest
for sentimental reasons
I hope my aunt rots in hell

(sorry, had to vent)

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:34

That is messed up..
I hate when people get all greedy over money and material things after someone passes away.
I swear..I will never be like that.. just want my mothers favorite perfum..so I can smell her after she is gone. And my Dads cowboy hats he is so proud of. Thats it..Dont want any money..the business..cars..property..none of it..

I am sorry about your Granddad..Is he going to make it?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:37

Oh gosh! after a hard days work, my head is still banging from the excess alcohol I drank last night.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:38

Who knows if he'll make it, stephy. He IS better though. I just hope they don't end up having to amputate his legs or something. If they do, I want to beat the shit out of my aunt with them.

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:39

Dirtyslut - sorry to hear your grandpa is ill. Hope he makes a speedy recovery.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:46

Looks like I've missed my cyber buddy Oldgit again. I would really like to eyeball him for a chat.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:47

I want to beat the shit out of my aunt with them.

I dont think they let you keep them..They wouldn't let me keep my wisdom teeth..Not that thats the same in anyway..but just FYI.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:50

DS, I hope the Karma train pulls into your Aunt's station real soon. What a heartless bitch.

I have an Aunt who is much the same way, and I can't stand her. When my grandma passed away 2 years ago, she made such a fuss and scene, a total spectacle of herself. Then at the wake, we were asked to tell our most favorite memories of my grandma, and to share amusing anecdotes. We would laugh some then cry some. She accused all of us of not feeling sad enough that only she truly mourned. Then later she went through their house and put post-its on various items claiming that "mom wanted ME to have these". Hello my grandpa is still alive and she is already staking claim on the fucking furniture? WTF? She is an utterly grasping bitch. I don't care if I am left anything when my grandpa goes. I don't need money or stuff to remind me of them. The only thing I would absolutely love to have is the wooden high-chair that all my aunts and uncles and my mom used as babies. The same high-chair that I sat in as a baby, and that my son also sat in when he was a baby. I would cherish that piece and I would never let it go. It means too much. I have a picture of my son in that highchair and me as a baby the same age, side by side in his baby book. I know already that my aunt has "tagged" it for herself, along with the china & silver & other furniture, and I bet if she were to get it it would be promptly consigned at an antiques shop. She lives in a fucking apartment, where does she think she's puting all those antiques? All she cares about is money, I honestly think she is just waiting for my grandpa to die so she can swoop in and clean the house out. If he were to pass and she was the first to find out I know she will fill up her car with stuff prior to calling any other family to notify them. She is a grade-A cunt.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:53

Thanks petone.
markie, what are you talking about eyeballing oldgit? LOL
Stephy, I know I can't keep the legs. I just think my aunt was trying to let him die on purpose, for the inheritance.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:58

Oh snap..DS I just sent you an email ..I said the same thing Cat did..Karma..its a great thing...She'll get hers!!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:03

Yeah, cats...I don't want anything from my parents/grandparents beyond a few personal items. Stephy, I'll check my email.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:04

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 09:53

Thanks petone.
markie, what are you talking about eyeballing oldgit? LOL
Stephy, I know I can't keep the legs. I just think my aunt was trying to let him die on purpose, for the inheritance.

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Eyeballing is what we used to do before the advent of internet forums. It's from the days of CB radio. Do you copy?

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:07

Thats a 10 4 good buddy...

I dont even know how I know that...Oh no..Im a hick??!!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:10

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:07

Thats a 10 4 good buddy...

I dont even know how I know that...Oh no..Im a hick??!!
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LOL! Don't worry Stephy, we can check you into the hospital for a hicktorectomy!

You should be back to normal in no time at all....

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:11

Gotta go for a 10-100 will be back soon.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:12

Back from lunch.......

I have only one real ass in the family, he's a salt miner and a prick.
Same guy when I said I had saved up enough money to move to Toronto and go to school he said that "college is for pussies, why don't you get a real job where you can build your muscles?"
Funny, since I was biking close to 165 (100 miles) a week on my bike.
When my grandma died, she lived in a 5 bedroom Victorian home, he and his wife (my mom's sister) rented a huge cargo van and came to "help".
My dad took 3 days off work to prepare the house for sale, trips to the dump etc.
So he sees the van and asks if we can load up some scrap wood etc and take another trip.....my dad was using his company van - a 2005 Grand Touring Caravan.
Uncle Rick said he didnt want the rental to get dirty since he would have to clean it later.
So my dad freaks and says that it was nice of him to come down and haul off as many family heirlooms as he could......they haven't talked since 2004.

Out of all the stuff they had I wanted and got the following:

The combat boots my grandpa wore when he stormed Juno Beach in Normandy in the first wave of D-Day

The gold inscribed ring my grandmother gave him on their 50th wedding anniversary

Some Nazi medals he traded for cigarettes in the last days of the war

His Army discharge papers

A picture of my grandma taken on the Easter before she died sitting on her porch with my son on her lap and the sun on her face.

When my mom and I went to visit them a year ago my mom asked where they put the antique hutch that my grandfather used as a bar. It was really nice - probably close to 100 years old and in perfect condition
They said it was in "storage".

Translation: sold.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:16

Damn! some relatives will literally steal the skin of you shit if you let them.

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:20

Thanks Cats..Hicktorectomy..LOL

Awh..Kewl..your story with the things you got from your Grandparents almost made me cry..Thats whats important..The things that were meaningful in their life.."a ring from their 50th Anniveressary"..so sweet.
Not the inheritance money..the houses..
I fuckin hate greedy bastards in every way. Its just disgusting!

From: stephylou [Stephy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:22

skin of you shit if you let them.

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Never heard "skin of your shit" before...On that note..Im goin to lunch!!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:27

Rhag, sold is exactly what my aunt plans to do with all my grandparents stuff. She is forever complaining of having no money, I know she will run post-haste to sell my grandaprents things. She has nowhere to put them, but she wants it all. My mom and I won't argue with her, and we hope the will will see that some things don't end up in my aunt's greedy paws. All my mom wants is a picture worth maybe $50, but it a picture she loves. That is all she would like. She and I are not prepared to fight for it though, I can't stand arguing over money/things it is so unseemly and ill-bred, and makes me sick to my stomach. My aunt is such a white trash witch, I wish someone would drop a house on her

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:30

I'm out too, got shopping to do.

Bye everyone, have a Rotten day!

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:33

Stephy,

Well, my parents got a very nice chunk of change for the house and the estate, and eventually it will come to me, but I do quite well doing what I do so I wasn't too worried about the money.

With alot of the furniture, it will eventually fade and be replaced.

The boots to me are the most important thing I own.
My grandfather was 24-25 when he landed in France, scared shitless as the Channel waters sprayed over the bow of the landing craft, with the constant thunder of naval shells and artillery slamming the coast.
The reply of German machine guns cutting his friends to pieces.
Basically the opening for Saving Private Ryan.
It was a very important piece of history and he was there and lived to talk about it later, although he rarely did.

Right now they sit on a shelf over our bed, there both to protect and remind me of what sacrifice truly means.
I take them down twice a year and shine them. Once on June 6th (D-Day) and once on November 11th.

Someday I will tell my boys what they really mean.....

From: conspiracy [Theory]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:33

Speaking of dieing , my kids and step kids & my wife all signed a simple agreement.It's filed , legal , the whole shot. When I die , my wife gets it all. When she dies , all the kids have already picked out what they want , and they ALL agreed to it. And if ANY one of them argue after the fact , and try to claim something not on their list , they get nothing. Simple.
I take care of mine , I'm not leaving nothing to no one except my wife & kids.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:44

Way to go, Consipiracy! -- We had/have done the same.

Last thing we wanted were arguments post mortem.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 10:47

Dirtyslut76 - despite my loathing of you and your kind, I am sorry about your grandpa and I'm glad you've at least got friends here that can help you through a rough time. Although you have wished death upon me numerous times (now that's classy!), I wish him the best.

P.S.
From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 08:49
(BTW, jena said she was going away for a 4-day weekend,
yet she had posted last night on the first thread, lol)

I realize you are practically destitute, but surely you've at least HEARD of a laptop. Maybe? It's a portable computer. And, although I understand that your away-from-home accomodations usually consists of a row of plastic chairs in a Greyhound bus terminal, many hotels now have WIFI - that means you can tap into the internet right from your room. Amazing stuff, huh? And in case your next lame comment to me is "Nice vacation - sitting on the Daily Rotten - durp," let me clarify that I am on a working vacation. Again, you must be at least familiar with the concept. That's that thing you do that gets you ahead in life so you don't have to live in ghetto apartments.

There. Now instead of being all sad and shit you can continue to talk shit about me. I'm like a DailyRotten public servant. You're welcome.

From: dinktoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:02

Phew..! All this talk of relatives dying has made me want to go get drunk and celebrate. I come from one of those families that doesn't leave anything behind for the next generation. Closest to that is everyone fighting over who had to take this house, nobody wants it, and my Mamae's not even dead yet. I ended up buying the damn thing.. and its been trouble since day one. But, I digress.. oh yeah!

Drinkin'!

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:09

I'm almost in the same boat, Dink. My husband has no siblings and all the aunts and uncles are old. My family has already determined who gets what. Plus we all like each other. I can't see any of us arguing over china and knick-knacks.

From: bigmac [Saving America One Teen At A Time]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:11

[image:boners.com]
[image:boners.com]
[image:boners.com]
*Just a few of the pics I found at boners.com
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Hello everyone.

From: bigmac [Saving America One Teen At A Time]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:12

Aww crap I forgot to look at my preview. Oh well too late now.

From: bigmac [Saving America One Teen At A Time]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:15

Seriously...What flavor are these Doritos?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:16

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:09

I'm almost in the same boat, Dink. My husband has no siblings and all the aunts and uncles are old. My family has already determined who gets what. Plus we all like each other. I can't see any of us arguing over china and knick-knacks.

---------------------------------

They would have to be pretty desperate to argue over some nik naks.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:17

From: bigmac [Saving America One Teen At A Time]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:15

Seriously...What flavor are these Doritos?

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Crushed bollocks flavour?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:19

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:19

Ew - what the hell are those, Markie? "Rib -n- Sauce"? They're meat flavored? WTF?

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:20

That was worthy of "dozens" LMAO

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:23

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:19

Ew - what the hell are those, Markie? "Rib -n- Sauce"? They're meat flavored? WTF?

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Ok try these ones instead.

From: bigmac [Saving America One Teen At A Time]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:25

GD:

How are ya? Long time no type.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:30

Markie: ookay - as long as I don't have to eat butter fudge *puke*
You English people have very strange tastes.

From: bigmac [Saving America One Teen At A Time]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:30

Tyrone Biggums will be pleased.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:31

Big Mac --xoxoxo -- Coongrats on the new digs

From: bigmac [Saving America One Teen At A Time]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:35

GD:

Thank ya thank ya. I am pleased. There is more open space here. Not so many folks breathing up all the good oxygen. We kinda started getting grumpy there for a minute.

Is Cheesegrits around? Bascha and I are ready to do the whole fanboat crock hunt thing.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:38

I was just fucking around and found this pic.........

From: bigmac [Saving America One Teen At A Time]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:41

OK all I'm of to do some more work around the house. Holes need patched. Car doors need new strike plates. Laundry needs to be done. Dogs need to go poop.
You catch my drift.

Talk to yall later.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 11:47

Sumo wrestler in training?

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 12:18

There was this man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He
became very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and a lot of things that took two arms. One day he could not stand it anymore. He decided to commit suicide.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a tall building to
jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man on the sidewalk below skipping along and whistling and kicking up his heels.

He looked closer and noticed this man didn't have any arms at all.

He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for
myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.

He hurried down and caught the man with no arms. He told him how
glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself.

He thanked him again for saving his life and he now knew he could
make it with one arm if that guy could do it with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his
heels again. The one-armed man asked "Why are you so happy anyway?"

The man with no arms said "I'm NOT happy; my butt itches."

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 12:35

Mac, I alas have not seen her :(

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 13:18

new articles up, folks...

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 13:46

New articles are up but there is no icon for comments.

Are they cutting us off for threading and hijacking FFAs?

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 13:51

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 13:55

classy ron, the 'Ralph' Lauren animal print pillowcase gives her that added class.

I made a funny.

Its a Ralph Lauren pillow case and ralph is another word for barfy, tee hee.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:17

Hey everybody

whats up?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:35

The FFA has been abandoned, RF.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:36

Ds i thought you were checking up
on your sick relative?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:39

Hey people, how's it hangin?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:41

I already went to see him, took a half day
He is ICU and could only have limited time
with visitors, one at time
at work now.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:42

Hi everyone.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:44

sorry to hear about this Ds
what is the prognosis for him?

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:44

Hello Markie, how are you today?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:46

gypsydances stares wistfully in the plastic waste basket
that holds the curly locks that were once attached to her head.

She has been complimented on her new dooooo
Even had one such admirer ask her "who spiked your hair?"
and "how much did it cost" This neighbor was smiling,
(or sneering)....wtf ever.

gypsyonionheaddances realizes that she in no way meant to spike
her hair
but of course she will take any credit she can get.
As gypsyoniondances looked in the mirror this morning she tried hard to remember
sticking her fingers in a light socket,
because her hair (or what was left of it) stood on end and was slightly
uneven in several places.
She chalked it up to 'sleeping on it wrong' and proceeded to puff
the twigs now left in a frenzy of 'fluffing'

I speak of her in this matter
because I am her sit-in.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:46

what up TB?

cat how you doin?

Hey markie

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:47

Hi I'm fine TB, but I think I got Oldgit running scared after last nights postings LOL!

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:48

Hi rectal, how are you today?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:49

Ah ahm doin faaan RF, jes finishin up mah chores, like the good wifey I ah am

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:50

i am fine makie
had a busy day at work
and my youngest son
stopped by to talk
he is having issues

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:50

welcome to rotten tinaboy

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:51

Hi Gypsy, you must take a pic of your new "do"

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:52

Rectal, how old are your kids?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:53

RF, Thanks for asking. He is still in ICU, but slightly improved.
The caseworker at the hospital asked what arrangements they
are gonna make for him whenn he gets out (i.e. pick out a nursing home)
so I am assuming they think he'll probably make it. My parents
don't want to put him a nursing home and he doesn't want to
have to leave his house. So they are looking for 24-hour caregiving
for someone to be with him at all times. Not sure when he goes home yet.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:54

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:51

Hi Gypsy, you must take a pic of your new "do"
~~~~~~~~

as I said I am her sit-in.
however, she is pleased in one aspect...
she has done this in time for Halloween.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:54

Rectal, how old are your kids?
=======================
24...22...19 all boys

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:58

DS
an around the clock care giver is the best bet, both emotionally
and physically for him
provided they can find someone qualified.

One good thing about it, and the BEST thing about it, imho is this...
they can pop in and check on him anytime they want to,
plus they can see for themselves how he is being treated.
Good luck with finding a nice caregiver, and gypsyoniondances wishes for
his speedy recovery.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:02

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 15:54

Rectal, how old are your kids?
=======================
24...22...19 all boys
--------------------------

3 boys, wow, and a teenager to boot. I am so not looking forward to the teenage years with my son. Thankfully I have 5 years yet to prepare. I am just grateful I had a boy and not a girl, I know how I was when I was a teen, and another me would be far to much to deal with.

I hope everything works out for your youngest one.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:06

I hope everything works out for your youngest one.

==================
thanks i am sure he will be fine

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:08

DS I agree with Gypsy. My hubby's grandparents have a care-giver in their home after having hip surgeries and various other health issues. Neither one wanted a care giver in their home, were worried about privacy, etc, but now they can't live without her. They went through a service that the hospital recommended, and it has worked out very well. It is great as they are not yet ready to leave their house and go into a care facility

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:09

Thanks gypsy (sorry about the hair, lol)
He's not out of the woods yet, but things look better than yesterday.
I feel so much better, not many 93-year-olds that get admitted to
the ER get to come back home. It is still up in the air, but the
outlook isn't nearly as bleak.

How is everyone else doing?

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:16

Morning all.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:18

Is tinaboy still here?

Nice website, Tina.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:18

Is this where the Fuglies are hangin'?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:19

hey theo
whats been happinin dude?

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:19

Must be Theo, you're here

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:23

Hi Tossle, what's shakin?

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:27

Remember the "Bonsai kitten?"

Check this out:
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?id=61940&Type=1&Page=2

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:29

Hey Cats.

Everything.

Meow.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:29

My coccyx is killing me.

Anybody wanna kiss it better?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:30

Anybody wanna kiss it better?
====================
not me however
you can certainly kiss my butt

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:42

cats you still there?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:43

Remember references are a must regarding a care giver.
Real references, those you can speak to and ask questions of.

Some caregivers have been known to have 'light fingers' so to speak
I knew one of these women who even admitted to stealing and boasted about
it.

A good thing to look for in a caregiver..
honesty
a true empathy for the elderly or challenged
dressing in a clean matter (jeans shouldn't pose a problem. Lots of nice
looking jeans on the market, just so they are clean in appearance)
kind natured and level headed (this is a MUST, in case of emergency)
experienced with several references
a sincere aura surrounds a good caregiver
first aide and CPR trained
if a smoker, must smoke outside!
a warm handshake can tell a lot, and a pleasant demeanor
a PATIENT PERSON with a kind touch

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:43

yes Rectal, I am

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:45

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:30

Anybody wanna kiss it better?
====================
not me however
you can certainly kiss my butt
~~~~~~~~~~

lmao
gypsyonionheaddances is laughing too

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:49

yes Rectal, I am
====================
raising kids is a challenge
especially teens however the payoff is great
here is what two of my kids wrote on their my space pages
and yes i remember saying myspace is for tards but they are kids

Heroes My dad. I love him to death. I could write a book on my dad. I love him beyond anything in the world. If you know my family your probaly thinking what the f*** is he talking about becuase i think i have told my Dad i loved like maybe 5 times in my life. Its just one of those known things in my family.

Heroes My dad hes gone through so much shit in his life to take care of my brothers and I.

i just found this today

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:50

Rectal, I was tempted by the Berries & Cream flavor Dr. Pepper today in the store, but I did not buy it. See I am learning!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:51

A good thing to look for in a caregiver..
honesty
a true empathy for the elderly or challenged
dressing in a clean matter (jeans shouldn't pose a problem. Lots of nice
looking jeans on the market, just so they are clean in appearance)
kind natured and level headed (this is a MUST, in case of emergency)
experienced with several references
a sincere aura surrounds a good caregiver
first aide and CPR trained
if a smoker, must smoke outside!
a warm handshake can tell a lot, and a pleasant demeanor
a PATIENT PERSON with a kind touch

====================
why gyps you just described me!!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:52

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:51

A good thing to look for in a caregiver..
honesty
a true empathy for the elderly or challenged
dressing in a clean matter (jeans shouldn't pose a problem. Lots of nice
looking jeans on the market, just so they are clean in appearance)
kind natured and level headed (this is a MUST, in case of emergency)
experienced with several references
a sincere aura surrounds a good caregiver
first aide and CPR trained
if a smoker, must smoke outside!
a warm handshake can tell a lot, and a pleasant demeanor
a PATIENT PERSON with a kind touch

====================
why gyps you just described me!!
-----------------------

Yes but do you do windows and can you give a good back rub?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:54

Yes but do you do windows and can you give a good back rub?
==========
dont do windows
and yes i do excellent back rubs

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:55

8 lbs. of steak later...

I want a nap.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:56

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:54

and yes i do excellent back rubs
-------------------

your hired!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:57

and yes i do excellent back rubs
-------------------

your hired!

=====================
I am even better a doing front rubs cat

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:57

I feel so much better, not many 93-year-olds that get admitted to
the ER get to come back home.
~~~~~~~~~~

no they don't.
My beloved aunt was 98 when she died.
She went peacefully, if there is such a thing, in her sleep.

When I seen her at the 'showing' before she was lowered to her
grave, her face had a slight smile on it.
I choose to think an angel came for her.

Well, gypsyonion tells me to tell all of you she is on her way to stay
the night with her uncle. They are going over some family photos, and
will try to make a collage for his wall.

On her way, she shall purchase a broom to go with her dooo.
She sincerely hopes her uncle will not snicker when he opens his
door to let her in.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:58

Bascha are you settled in your new place yet? Do the kids like it?

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:58

Dirtyslut - make sure and do a criminal background check on any caregiver you consider hiring for your grandfather. People tend to lie, arrest records don't.

Hi to Tina.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 17:00

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 16:57

I am even better a doing front rubs cat
----------------------

Ahhhhhhhhh!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 17:02

I am even better a doing front rubs cat
----------------------

Ahhhhhhhhh!
=====================

LOL
gotta go for now
I must go to another clinic
and assure that everything is aok
see everyone in a couple of hours

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 17:06

Cats:

The kids love it. It's big, lots of yard space, a block from the park, lots of cool neighbors. We're doing a "Welcome to the neighborhood" get together tomorrow night.

Actually, We're heading to see one of the neighbors right now, they made strawberry shortcake for the boys!

I'm homesick, but I love it here at the same time. (I miss snow)

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 17:10

Mmm Strawberry Shortcake.

I'll be right on over.

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 17:14

Kitty in a jar. Did you see it?

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?id=61940&Type=1&Page=2

Here it is again in case you missed it.

Cat: Don't you have a REX?

I have a calico. Shhh, she's adopted

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 17:15

Holy freakin' god! Lousy stupid little bastards. I'm gonna go bustal and kill them all! Bwahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 17:19

Yes Limper I have a Cornish Rex. His name is Luke

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 17:34

more of "sirbutlusts wierd friends"

my female roommate has been using my computer to get airline tickets to las vegas. She told me that some 41 year old guy she used to date two years ago who she hasnt talked to in a while, called her from his new house in california and offered to pay for her ticket (600 dollar limit) to las vegas, get her a nice hotel room with him (free) and go to the bull riding festival or somthing like that, if she came out there to hang out with him for a few days. Oh yeah, im all the way in new jersey. so anyhow, me being her freind that isnt stoned, said "doesnt this seem weird" or "have you thought this through" or "nothing is really free you know" or "are you concerned that he may take this as a serious freindship or something while you think its just a free trip."
so anyhow all her stoner freinds told her its a free trip and it sounds like a great idea. even her phsycic freind, who feels a postitive energy in my apartment (but senses a spirit in the front building) and can get butterflys to fly to her using her mind, said it was a good idea. I think the guy is going to move back to jersey after this convinced she loves him or something and it will be funny to watch.

in conclusion, like women complain men are scumbags, sirbutlust complains all women are wacky. My roommate is wackier than them all lumped together. Someday when this guy doesnt stop calling her, she will relize what many people found out the hard way, sirbutlust may be an idiot but he was right.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 17:44

Ok, time to fix dinner so bye for now...

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:20

Die die die!!

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:29

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:31

Damn, Sally, what did the poor thread ever do to you?

From: psydal [CRAZY/LAZY]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:31

No Sally, I wont

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:32

hey sally, i left a message for ya on the man calls 911 thread.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:33

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:33

and i am back

sally whats wrong?

also i have good news!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:35

What's the good news Rectal?

Did you win the lotto?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:38

Did you win the lotto?
=====================
no no lotto

my baby has been sick for a long while

but now she is better!!

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:38

My "die die die" messages are directed at the little bastards on my school bus, not at my rotten friends. Sorry for spewing venom all over the place.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:40

Facetious, I responded to your message.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:43

This was me at work this afternoon:

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:44

thanks sally. how are you btw?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:46

Sally you should start screaming at those bratty kids like Mrs. Crabtree on Southpark

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:47

Better now, Facetious, thanks for asking.

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:47

but now she is better!!

glad to hear it rf

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:49

glad to hear it rf
=================
why thank you!

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:49

Oh, I was screaming at them this afternoon. Unfortunately I scared some of the good kids in the process.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:50

Glad to hear your baby is better, Rectal.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:51

Rectal, I have not ridden in a Corvette for years. I didn't care for driving it, but I did enjoy being a passenger

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:51

well sally at least its friday. you have the weekend to recup.
glad you are feeling better. i don't see how you can drive a school bus
that would drive me crazy. my hats off to you.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:52

Sally, you should go as Mrs Crabtree for Halloween, that would be great costume...

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:54

thank you thank you

sally and cat

i have been searching for a long long time for
original parts to fix my vette
finally i found a warehouse that stocks
classic vette parts

my goal is to restore her to factory condition

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:56

Yes, TGIF! Most of the time I love my job, and this afternoon I expected the kids to be wound up because it's Friday, but they were hideous!! I really am feeling better now after venting here. When Monday rolls around, everything should be fine on the bus.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 18:58

sally hon i am glad you are feeling better

shall i send you some tranq meds for your
little demons?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:00

Sally you have nerves of steel, as I could barely stand the hour I spent on the bus this week to chaperone the field trip to the fucking pumpkin patch. I had to go home and lie down in a dark room to relax after that little trip. It was 17 2nd graders and 24 jr-K kids

*shudders*

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:03

Cat, maybe you know what I can do. I have a cat that pees on the floor in the laundry room. The cat box is kept clean, and I clean the pee on the floor with stuff that is supposed to stop the cat from peeing there again, but he still does it. Any suggestions?

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:05

I have over the top, fantastic, woo hoo news & can't share it.

Where the hell is Hellen & kermie?

I have to tell them NOW.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:06

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:03

Cat, maybe you know what I can do. I have a cat that pees on the floor in the laundry room. The cat box is kept clean, and I clean the pee on the floor with stuff that is supposed to stop the cat from peeing there again, but he still does it. Any suggestions?
--------------------------------

Some questions:

When did it start?

Have you changed litter brands recently?

What are you cleaning the pee with?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:06

I have to tell them NOW.
===================
tell us tossie

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:06

"shall i send you some tranq meds for your
little demons?"

****

Oh god, Rectal, send them for me immediately!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:09

Oh god, Rectal, send them for me immediately!
==================
hon i was thinking of a tranq gun for use on the bus

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:09

Tossle if you won the lotto, you better share...!

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:11

Cat, It started about a month ago. I'm using the same litter. The stuff I clean the pee with is called "OUT multi-cat stain & odor remover."

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:12

sally try full strength ammonia

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:13

"hon i was thinking of a tranq gun for use on the bus"

******

Yes, I know, but can't I have a little to get through the weekend?

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:13

No lotto, but I'm hoping for tonight.

I heard an awful rumour about me that was going around the town we moved from. I only heard this yesterday, that was supposed to have happened last year when I was still there.

It has been confirmed to me that it isn't true.

This doesn't make sense, but when Hellen & kermie read it, they'll know.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:16

RF, my experience is that because there is ammonia in cat piss, it makes them pee more there.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:16

"sally try full strength ammonia"

******

On the kids on the bus? Well, okay, I was just going to use duct tape, but if you recommend ammonia...

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:20

RF, my experience is that because there is ammonia in cat piss, it makes them pee more there.
=======================
i dont claim to be an expert on cats
but i do know that if you scrud a pee stain
with ammonia the animal usually does not return there

besides i dont believe it is the ammonia they smell
rather it is the scent molecules in the urine
specific to the animal

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:21

Sally, that stuff won't work to get the cat pee out. The most decent thing that works most of the time is Nature's Miracle, and that doesn't even work all the time. Cats will mark over and over where they peed before.

Try placing the box directly on top of the spot where the cat is peeing and see if he uses the box again. Something or someone is upsetting him and causing him to not use the box.

Email me and I can give you some more suggestions, I am sure the feline behavior symposium would bore the ffa to tears...

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:21

On the kids on the bus? Well, okay, I was just going to use duct tape, but if you recommend ammonia...
==================
LOL yea that wwould keep the under control

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:25

Sally, try vinegar, or moth repellant, or mouthwash.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:25

The only problem with using ammonia, is that it is extremely off putting to cats, and the fumes might make him not want to go anywhere near the room that the box is in, so he will just potty somewhere else in the house. Hit the pee spots with a bleach & water solution first, then a couple applications of Natures Miracle. Dont be alarmed if you see him rubbing or rolling on the spot that you cleaned with bleach - cats love the scent of bleach

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:30

Cat, I'll try Nature's Miracle and I'll move the box to the spot where he has been peeing and see if that works. If it doesn't, maybe I'll just pee on him.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:31

Sally, I can just picture you, with your pants down "here kitty kitty kitty...!"

LOL!!

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:39

Cat, the offending cat is a flame point, and I read somewhere that flame points are supposed to be ultra-intelligent. Ultra-intelligent, my ass! Here kitty kitty.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:40

A flame point Himi or Siamese?

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:45

Siamese.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:49

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:45

Siamese.
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Well, they are bred for looks, not brains. There are some dumb-as-doorstops siamese out there. I see them all the time. Noisy fuckers, too

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:50

Japanese kids program that has a tiger cub about to use the poop and pee on the crapper!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1135153624

poop...for Sally.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:53

I've actually got two of them. The male is fairly quite, but the female is very noisy and always has something to say.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:56

Hi Ron. Poop!

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 19:58

OMG! It was the Japanese Mr. Hankey!

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:06

Night all, just lurking...

just had to share the poop!

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:08

"are you saying the Holocaust never happened?"

Well Rectal, they had a concentration camp. That much is true. But I can't find strong evidence that they had a gas chamber.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:11

. But I can't find strong evidence that they had a gas chamber.
======================
but there is evidence of a gas chamber just not strong evidence

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:12

Hey, Dickhead, we're talking about pee and poop now. Try to stay on topic.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:14

oh Rectal you are back!

now about that backrub we were discussing earlier...

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:16

now about that backrub we were discussing earlier...

=====================
yes?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:16

That's right Sally, the current topic is pee & poo, so to make Dickhead's comment topical, is there strong evidence that there were bathrooms in the concentration camp?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:18

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:16

now about that backrub we were discussing earlier...

=====================
yes?

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I could use a good one right about now

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:19

I could use a good one right about now
================
you are talking about a back rub right?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:20

my asshole neighbor is having a very loud group of people over...it's making me tense. My shoulders are about up to my ears now and the night is still young

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:23

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:19

you are talking about a back rub right?
-------------------------

That is always a good start

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:24

And the burning of the Jews story is just as retarded.

At the Auschwitz I camp there were only 6 crematory ovens. At the hospital in Auschwitz II there are 46 single cremators. In the Lubin camp there were only 6. THAT'S ALL! In these three camps 3 to 4 million Jews were supposed to have been exterminated and their bodies cremated. Furthermore, these cremation ovens were very small with only 18' doors and required from 4 to 6 hours to burn each body using a large amount of coal. Cremation was used in the camps for those who passed away in order to prevent epidemics. No large supplies of coal were ever stored at the camps for cremations. A VERY INTERESTING NOTE appears only in the German edition of William L. Shirer's book, "The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich." It seems the Didler-Werke Company, which built the crematory ovens, sued Shirer who previously wrote that millions of people were gassed and then burned in this company's ovens. In an out-of-court settlement of the suit Shirer agreed to add the following footnote on page 972 of the German edition: "The Didler-Werke have raised objection to the name of their firm appearing in the chapter concerning the extermination camps. Dr. S. Trastel, a professor of engineering in a statement of August 1961 established that the measurements are those which are standard for a crematory oven of not very modern design intended for small cemeteries and would be unsuitable for mass burning."

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:32

Time to watch some tv, bye bye!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:32

well dickhead

i suppose it is possible that the holocaust
is just an elaborate lie perpetrated by the jews
to obsfucate and control the population of the
earth, all the while their evil plan of world
domination continues un obstructed

it is also possible that i am imagining you
perhaps you are just a piece of undigested meat
or underdone potato causing me to dream all of
this.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:34

Television kills the imagination and impairs analytical thinking. Have fun, dumbass.

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:37

Yes, I'm off to kill my imagination and impair my analytical thinking, too. What a lovely idea.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 20:38

Hi everbody.

I can't even think of any witty thing to say about it,but I think this picture of Kim Jong after his bomb went off is so funny that I'm posting it again.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 21:03

alright i am out

tomorrow

night all

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 21:35

Hey, dickhead,

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 21:43

If you are better, than me, how come, your use, of commas, leave a lot, to be, desired,?

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 22:23

I'm an American,not exactly the king's English going on over here,but I still got impugned by my teachers for using too many commas.
Dickhead is using English as a second language,I'm sure we would be less coherent in Farsi or Sanskrit,or whatever the fuck is his primary language.

Now c'mon buddy,I stuck up for you and everthing,quit being a dick.
What did I say that pissed you off so bad?

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 22:27

One flaw in your arguement is that you assume that there were only these camps and cremation was the only disposal method.

There were other satillite camps and otehr places were atrocities occured. Mass executions and burials were also undertaken and also the bodies burnt in open air bonfires. Later they were just left to rot.

I have been to Dachau and seen the pictures, the buildings, crematoria and read the stories. It was so horrific we went back a second day because it was imposible to absorb in one visit.

I respect and support your right to question it, inquire and make calculations, deny it if you feel so justified. I believe myself that soimething major and horific did occur that is beyond numbers to catagorise

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 23:27

Whatyoutalkingabout, Ikthool? I've been laughing my head of with your Kim Jong reference all day. I just don't feel the need to post "LOL" or "ROFLOL" or even "ROFLOLMAO" every time someone says something funny. I think you're cool bytheway.

And the language I speak is Telugu, Cantonese, Malayu and English. Respectively. So excuse my forth language.

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 23:30

hi sirbutlust here. i just got back form the bar. im a little tipsy. so i present the first annual ask sirbutlust a question. as i will be online for hte next horu and a half. (i will be busy putting my old commnet s on myspace and wil l be checking back ffeguently. give me something interewting to talk about. im bored.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 23:37

Hey Sirbutlust, here's a question for you. Why is it guys don't eat their own cum yet they expect girls to do it?

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 23:57

dickhead,
do you not remember the comments i had a few months back when i was drunk and with some guys i knew (who scared the hell out of me) girlfriends asdn i decided to tell them that i figured that all men have gotten curious and tasted ther eown come?
I then stated i was not gay and it was jsut a question. I personally have never tasted my cum on purpose . there wast he tiem the chic asked me if i would kiss her after she swallowed me adn i thought she meant do i want to kiss her after i got off ( i was 19) and then she proceede to snow ball me. perhaps the better question that i wondered the other day....
I nt he history of man, has anyone ever taken someone elses poop, smeared it in there own ass, and then said they wiped there ass but it was someone elses poop. now there is a brain buster.

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 00:01

That is a presumptious question dickhead and makes the assumption that men do not.

After my girlfriend has gone down on me I dont send her to the bathroom for teeth cleaning and mouthwash regardless of the outcome because as all sexually educated adults we know that sperm leakage occurs even before ejaculation unless like that old joke suggests, thats why god gave women foreheads.

s for the rest, well if we have made lov3e and I have reached my objective but my partner is still in the zone heading towards touchdown, give all that she puts up with from me it would be remiss of me not to return the favour, to demand she goes to the bathroom and washes rinse and douches. I mean it if you are doing it right, it not like its in oceans over everything and U dont have to go in with a spoon.

That being said however, this applies to my own sperm. Other mens sperm however with or without a female intermediatry is strictly non kosher for me.

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 00:06

dammit kermie. i am a little drunk and tired right now. was that crap you just worte supposed to make sense or am i just drunker than i htought?

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 00:17

Well Hello Folks.

Sirbutlust?

Ron:

I got that thing you sent me. (I'm currently with out cable... HELP ME!)

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 00:37

lastly before i go to bed
\

the 7-11 was out agian for once agian nother week, of my favorite magizine "weekly world news.". i yelled at the spanish guy who was working he counter, about were did my weekly worlkd news magaine go. i had to expalin that it was themagiizine with elvis or aliens on the cover and he understood. aapparently ther e has been a influx of elderly drunk ladies in the 7-11 who have been snagging them. I got another maginzien instead and it made my

SIrbutlusts reccommended reading list....

time magizine (oct 23 06 issue). i saw some black dude i onlyfirst saw a few hours ago on hte cover being promoted ast he next possible [resident. i was figureing as americans seem to be getting stupider that hillary would be the next one. anyhow htey had some great articles.
my favorite wsa page 71 "oputtin limits on teen drivers.". as a 30 year old i am now old eonought to realize how stupid those punk teenagers are. fuck them. i agree that there should be limits on new drivers. the stats speak for htemselves..
drivers ages 16-19 ahve four times as hight the faitality rate as dricers age 25-29
18%fewer colisions when they imosed teen driving restridcitons in las vegs
6000 teen drivers are killed in car wrecks every year. more than tose casused by drugs, guns comnineed.

my favorite part of the article was the pictue of the kinda of cut e but you can tell she is a bitch picture of the chic who is upset her social life is being disrupted by hte new rules for new drivers. tehy show a picture of her with her youppie parrents in the background iwht the mother holding a poodle. (surpirse some spoiled bitches parents who let them do what they want have a poodle. should this be a surprise?) anyhow her e is the part of the article about htem.

"donna bottiand her daughter angela (he kinda hot but bitchy looking chic) share those setiments. on a reicent saterday evening as angeela was getting ready fore a freinds sweet sixteen party at a downtown club in las vegas, she belateted ly noticed the phrarse "parent dropof nad pickup preferred".on her invitation. "how stupid is that? I have my own car" angela scoffed. although the festivities were supposed to end at 10 pm, angela had no intention of racin home in her new shiny '05 hynduai tucson ot make curfew......
and it goes on like this.
this made me sick as i saw ahtat its not just the spoiled rich kids around me living htis way but there evien in nevada too. then i read a littel of the article about hte chicago bearsand then i was done pooping. i flipped thoruoug hteh rest adn it seemed somewaht goo d so inconclusion . the sirbutlust book club recoomends tiem magizine. i also recoomend "weekly worldnews" hwich i couldnt get a copuy of . if you were able too, please let me know how bat boyoing. thank uyo,. sirbultulust.

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 00:41

okay i reread it kermie. i figured out what you are saying. i was just having problems reading. i shoudl og to bed now i think.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 00:58

Hi sirbutlust, how is your clone a willy coming along?
Any chance of posting a picture of the finished article for the Dailyrotten.
Don't forget, it must be photographed next to a rule so we can judge the size.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 00:58

http://tinyurl.com/y87pmy

THIS IS FUCKED UP!!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:07

hey everyone (my sorta BF is asleep) LOL

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:19

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHT1qmnkY6o&eurl=

This is even Wierder!

Any one for air fare?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:24

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:07

hey everyone (my sorta BF is asleep) LOL

----------------------

What's your sorta BF?
Do you mean sirbutlust?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:30

LOL, no sirbutlust and I are nothing, until he sends me a copy of his "make-a-willie". Then we will negotiate.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:30

-Black guy for president - That Obama guy?
-I am way in favor of raising the age for drivers and also requiring that a license not be so fucking easy to get (for all ages).
-I would also like to recommend a magazine: Mental_Floss. If you can find it. It kicks ass - trivia up the ying yang. Discover is also very good - there's a lot of trivia there, too, plus science news.
-Welcome back, Bascha and BigMac!
-Goodnight.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:36

JHC, jen, no one gives a shit of your opinions, nor do they do of your "gems from the web". Go to sleep, miss I-am-on-a-working-vacation-yet-still-am-posting-on-Rotten.

I think, if it IS true, you are THE only person who is on vacation, at work one nonetheless, to be posting during such vacation. Isn't there work to do, sites to see, sleep to be had?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:37

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:30

-Black guy for president - That Obama guy?
-I am way in favor of raising the age for drivers and also requiring that a license not be so fucking easy to get (for all ages).
-I would also like to recommend a magazine: Mental_Floss. If you can find it. It kicks ass - trivia up the ying yang. Discover is also very good - there's a lot of trivia there, too, plus science news.
-Welcome back, Bascha and BigMac!
-Goodnight.

------------------------

Oh gosh! Jen you're such a saddo.
Are you suggesting, that driving licences are now an elite thing, for the rich and famous, like yourself?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:45

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:30

-Black guy for president - That Obama guy?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wow, you spend so much time looking at celebrity sites, yet can't even learn "that Obama (black guy)'s name, a potential presidential candidate?

From: mcnastie [mcnastie]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:49

i urge everyone to put on their best mock-retard voices
and read aloud these classic bits of ultra-modern
prose/poetry from mr.sirbutlust. MAKE SURE YOU READ THE
ACTUAL SPELLING MISTAKES OUT LOUD:

i just got back form the bar. im a little tipsy.

i will be online for hte next horu and a half.

(i will be busy putting my old commnet s on myspace and wil l
be checking back ffeguently.

give me something interewting to talk about.

and that's just from one goddamn post, people.

THIS MAN IS A FUCKING DRUNKEN GENIUS.

you're a 'little tipsy', mr.sirbutlust? no shit. like that's unusual...

stay drunk, man. when you're shitfaced, you're fuckin brilliant!

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:52

Hello McNastie, how are you mate?

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:59

OMG! this is weird.

http://www.myspace.com/sirbutlust

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 01:59

Hey, mcnastie, sweatheart, how are you?
Are you and tinaboy acquainted?

From: mcnastie [mcnastie]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:02

'allo, tinaboy.

don't know if we've been introduced all proper-like, guv'nor!

you a bit new 'round these parts, squire?

feelin' a bit stroppy meself, know wot i mean? ay?!

know wot i mean? a nod's as good as wink to a blind bat!

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:04

I think me and McNastie share the same interests. That is him riding on that big pink tractor, that I saw posted on here? Are there any other transvestites, that post here?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:06

I am not sure tina, maybe mcnastie will know?

From: mcnastie [mcnastie]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:06

ah, dirtyslut. the ubiquitous dirtyslut.
you're always there for me, you disgusting indiana slit.
so reliable. so musty. so deadly.
what can i say - will you be my bitch tonight?
at least until i pass out?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:08

aw, mcnastie, baby, load up on condoms and prepare to de-louse afterwards
I promise pure bliss (and a few errant crabs).

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:13

After Googling "mcnastie pink tractor" I found this picture.

McNastie, you look great in that photo you are a natural born tranny.
Was it at your town carnival?

From: mcnastie [mcnastie]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:13

no. no! nononononononono!!
FUCKING NONONONONONONO!!

if it ain't the haggs, it's the goddamn faggs.
everywhere. lurking. waiting. sucking. fucking.
it's a disgrace.
no, tranny, i'm not a tranny.
i like it when a chick massages my sphincter while she's
sucking my dick. that's about as gay as it gets.
sorry, brah.

dirtyslut - i'm disappointed. i thought you knew me, cornhole.

this world is so fucking cold sometimes...

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:16

McNastie, my only criticisms are, that at least you could have shaved and put some make up on to cover the stubble, and wore a more feminine hat LOL!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:18

mcnastie, how did I disappoint?
I am saddened.
Post some more pics of you on rotten
of your (hopefully) improved physique
maybe I will be more enthused.

J/K! LOLOLOLOL

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:22

McNastie, why have you brought the word gay into this conversation, I'm married with kids. Just because I wear womens clothes it doesn't make me gay.

From: mcnastie [mcnastie]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:23

tranny, i have no criticisms of you.
transvestites are a fucking laugh-riot, and if there's
one thing the world needs more of these days, it's
entertainment. keep up the good and necessary work.
at least you don't actually get your junk chopped off.
kudos.
dirtyslut - my physique has never been more fine-tuned.
i look and feel very good these days. i feel fortunate.
i take back any petulant gestures on my part - i am fucked up
and it is late. you'll be the indiana cum dumpster
in my dreams, as i am out for the night.
peace, fruitcakes.

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:35

This thread makes interesting reading.

http://forums.dailyrotten.com/527/00022461/

McNastie, you have a secret admirer who like editing your photo.
Oldgit wrings a kittens neck.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 02:53

You say that as if wringing kittens necks is a bad thing.

"Hey, mcnastie, sweatheart, how are you? "

Bwa ha and indeed HA,mcnastie,sweaty transvestite with bad hatitude.
Perfect start to another day in paradise.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 03:15

Good people of Rotten,ALERT possibly the most disturbing clip ever !

www.tvinjapan.com/

click on the Cute girl/polar bear vid.
Stay with it,it starts slow but the last minute is AWESOME. and perfectly illustrates why it is not a good idea to approach polar bears while dressed as a seal.

Fucking A man.

From: rodney [What I do! What I do!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 03:33

crossdressers are fags

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 03:43

Fuck you, SkankySlut76 - go lick your dying grandpa's rotting legs you moronic piece of shit.

From: rodney [What I do! What I do!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 03:49

jenasaurusx don't hold back tell her what you really think.

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 03:57

time check and pulse taking for this ffa

Hello to all online

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 04:09

Hi Basch

Welcome back

PS Dickhead, I have seen the gas chamber at Dachau, it was never actually used though. I have also seen and read descriptions of how it was done and from a technical view point it would work. Of morbid curiosity is over here a few years ago a mand tried to committ suicde by swalowing a phosperous based tablet that was used to fumigate wheat silos. He was rusahed to hospital however the acid in his stomach reacted generating poison gas resulting in the Ambos being injured and hospitalised and the hospital being evacuated. Amazing the amount of gas one tableet and stomach acid can produce. He of course died.

From: kermie62 [steven]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 05:44

From: rochellerochelle [spanky is my fish]
Date: 20-Oct-2006 04:56

How is this funny Article i just found-- not on the net but physically in the paper--(the west Australian-thurs oct 19 2006)(excuse punctuation-I drunk)
--------------------------
hey spanky

looks like your from my neck oof the woods
u a sandgroper

From: tinaboy [Tranny Boy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 05:52

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 03:43

Fuck you, SkankySlut76 - go lick your dying grandpa's rotting legs you moronic piece of shit.

-------------------------

Jen, you need to take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror, because you are one hell of a sad old fuck. How can you be so insensitive you evil bitch. I would guess, that in real life you don't have any friends, because you are an evil old battleaxe who finds difficulty maintaining a friendship.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=battleaxe

First definition NOT second or third.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 05:54

Hi Slutski,
One of my favorite dudes to work with is a Pollock.
And the poor guy doesn't like spicy food,
family get togethers must really suck for him.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 06:43

Hey tina...

Your definition was close, but this one is more apt I think.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jenasaurusx

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 06:56

morning Theo
whats up?

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:04

Sweet Fuck All RF.

Just sitting around trying to maintain the correct ratio of caffeine to nicotine.

I am contemplating adding a bit of THC to the mix. I am feeling a little lazy though and don't really feel like rolling.

...where the hell did I put that damned pipe...

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:10

Morning All.

Kermie:
Thanks. I said this yesterday, but it doesn't hurt to be repeated... NOTHING has changed around here.

Old Git:

Morning hunny.

Theo:

I hope you find that pipe.

Morning observation?
Isn't there another poster here that continuously posts from work?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:10

Sweet Fuck All RF.

Just sitting around trying to maintain the correct ratio of caffeine to nicotine.
====================
know what you mean

it is a delicate balancing act
which reminds me
gotta go for smokes

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:12

Morning observation?
Isn't there another poster here that continuously posts from work?
=====================
i post from work bascha
just not continuously

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:15

RF:

I wasn't talking about you. Morning hun.

On a side note, we had a lunar moth show up in the house last night.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:20

On a side note, we had a lunar moth show up in the house last night.
==================
KILL IT Bascha! KILL IT NOW!!

those things carry lunar tics
get rid of it befroe the whole house is infested!!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:26

RF:

You just made me laugh outloud. Thanks.

Saturday mornings are never the same!

Lunar Tics! Haa!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:30

Hey everyone, I see I got fan mail from Jen, LOL

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:31

Lunar tics?

Is that like when you are sitting around and you butt cheeks clench involuntarily?

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:33

or are lunar tics just escapees for the insect-assylum

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:33

Is that like when you are sitting around and you butt cheeks clench involuntarily?
=================
no theo
what you have is a pavlovian response to your
carnal thoughts of OG

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:35

this def, theo?

. Jenasaurusx
A middle aged snobby woman, who spends most of her time posting crap about how well off she is on discussion forums, and pissing everyone off.

That Jenasaurusx has been boasting about her wealth and lifestyle again, the lazy bitch should be doing some housework instead, the silly old troll.

LOL

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:36

You two are terrible.

Where IS Git anyway?

See if I tell him good morning any more!

Hmmmppphhh!!

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:39

Where is my cyber buddy today.
Oldgit, where are you the Dailyrotten needs you?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:40

hey markie!

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:47

Hi dirtyslut76.
Looks like everyone is missing Oldgit, well Baschalove and I anyway.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:48

Where IS Git anyway?
===============
I think he is taking some time off
he must have finally lost it
his latest set of trolls have put him over the edge

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:49

baschalove,

Try http://www.adultswim.com/adultswimfix/index.jsp for
videos to get you past this tough time.

And the new Harvey Birdman is setting up the end of the
show I think.

Rawr!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:51

hey ron, RF, and hostess
kinda miss oldgit too
as much as I hate to admit it.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:52

Ron!!

You are my hero!

I will definately check that out.

I've been reduced to watching King of the Hill and SouthPark on the local channels. I HATE Hank, and Timmy!

Fuckers!

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:54

We want Oldgit!
We want Oldgit!
We want Oldgit!

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:54

Sorry we lost bascha to Metalocolypse I think.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:55

Speaking of Adult Swim...

NEW AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE STARTING THIS SUNDAY!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:56

Ron:

I checked out that link... The first thing I saw was the SquidBillies.

When he humped the Gramma, I lost it!

Metalopaclypse (Sp?) made me smile, though!

Did I say you were my hero?

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:58

Let's make an album at the bottom of the ocean.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 07:59

Oh gosh, Jenasaurusx has made her photobucket private, she must be hiding something?

http://s86.photobucket.com/albums/k83/JennyCrackCorn/

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:02

Thanks!

Yes new ATHF starts this week, they should have it on adultswim.com
by Monday.

I have not decided if I like Frisky Dingo yet.

But I hate Tom Goes To The Mayor.

Haven't been able to sit through a episode of 12 oz. mouse.

And what the hell, just quit showing Pee Wee.

Venture Brothers is getting real good!

I am going to miss the Bear!

And kill Inyuasha!

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:02

Solid, like my stool.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:03

Yes, Markie - I put scads of new photos up, but they're for friends only. Since you clearly want me you must be awfully depressed you can't see them :(

Sorry!

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:03

And did you see the new poo video on my myspace profile?

poop!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:05

jen
i have been meaning to ask you

what is your line of work?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:06

Jen, why do you post here? It was amazing the other day, you and me were fighting, and about 5 or 6 other Rotteners jumped in and insulted you too. WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU? You come off as an arrogant BITCH.
I have NEVER seen it on Rotten where 2 people were fighting and other
posters just jump in to insult another poster, just because they can't stand her THAT much . I suspect you have few friends, and what you said about my grandad was revolting. Sure, this is a FFA, but I had not one, not 2, but 3 posters email me to say what a CUNT you are for saying that. You'll get yours (karma's a bitch). And I reiterate, aren't you on a "working vacation"? Why are you posting on Rotten, and not working or sighting-seeing? Fuck off.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:06

Look at this, I found a photo of Jenasaurusx, it's definitely not awesome LOL!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:07

I just won 20 cents off my next order of Wasabi Fries!

Kagomae is kinda hot in that Sailor Moon kinda way. Ron, give Inuyasha a chance.

12 Oz. Mouse sucks ass, and Tom... Well, we all know about Tom.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:07

This is metal...for fish.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:09

I missed most of Venture Brothers, but my brother was pretty adamant about how great it was so i just got season one on dvd.

I don't know how anyone could like Tom Goes to the Mayor. I have given it the benefit of the doubt numerous times and it just fails to be humorous every single time.

Did you catch Minoriteam, Ron? I know they can't possibly bring it back for another season but FUCK I wish they would. I loved everything about it.

I also was pretty hip on Moral Orel.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:09

WHAT WHAT,what do you want from me,I spent all day yesterday "entertaining" a bunch of 10 year old retards (unable to spell the word "steak" even with it written in front of them !)
What makes you think I want to come here and "entertain" another even more "challenged" bunch.

Why is everyone suddenly attacking jena , are you all sooo jealous ?
Just because someone has made a (moderate) success of her life.
Get a grip people,spend less time bitching about others and YOU might just get on a bit better.
The taset of bitter gall is souring your pathetic humdrum lives.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:09

Is someone self centered?

EVERY ONE EMAILS ME...

*Bullshit.

I was gone 2 weeks, it's still old.

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:10

Good Saturday morning everybody!

Dirtyslut - did you read all the advice from the "expert" regarding hiring a home health aide for your grandpa? I wouldn't even hire a dog sitter without a criminal background check. You wouldn't want to end up with some old alcoholic ex-stripper that has a rap sheet full of drunk and disorderly and assault charges would you?

Tina - nice to see you back.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:11

OG:

Thank You.

Enough said.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:12

Oh ,what I meant was hello everyone.
bascha,don't be gwumpy with little ole me,I have been busy lately.
Especially in the mornings.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:12

Hiya Oldgit love, we've all been missing you.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:13

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:14

Ooooh good to know my posting here annoys you, you filthy, crusty lowlife skank and your handful of same old pathetic posters who are either borderline retarded chicks or guys whose wives don't give up the pussy any more because their bellies have gotten so big their dick barely pokes its head in and so they hope if they're nice to your boring ass they'll get a quick "cyber" with you in Yahoo messenger, too. I'll be sure to do it more often.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:14

petone,should I ever need a home help an alcoholic ex-stripper is EXACTLY the kind of person I'd hire.
She could take all my money,I wouldn't care,be worth it.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:14

I never said everyone emails me. I just said a few were disgusted enough to email me what she had said

example #1

Hi
I have noticed that Jen has posted something nasty about your Grandpa,
I
hope he gets better soon, and I hope that Jen rots in hell.

From: hankhill [that boy aint right]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:14

Petone,

Scathing, yet laugh-out-loud funny. Kudos to you.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:15

Old Git:

I'm not gwumpy. I just miss you, is all.

Two weeks is FOREVER in my world.
*Sorry to hear about yesterdays adventures!

(I'm kind of glad the boys haven't met too many kids here yet. Our house was always the "hang out" spot for the neighborhood kids. None of the other mothers could handle it!)

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:16

Gosh Oldgit, look what that awful Jen wrote.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 03:43

Fuck you, SkankySlut76 - go lick your dying grandpa's rotting legs you moronic piece of shit.

------------------------

Now that just goes to show what a rotten bitch she really is, and why everyone hates her.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:16

I know markie,all my friends call me "Mr loveable"
Oh,no wait,I haven't got any friends,only imaginary ones.
(the giant rat that lives in the shed called Bertie).
I am not a people person,I can barely tolerate my own family,certainly not anyone elses.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:17

Moral Orel is great!

Minoriteam was cool, but I could have pushed the edge more on that one.
Guess the edge would be closer if they found a white guy was writing the jokes.

Going to go smoke a bowl and put a new sink in the kitchen.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:17

Example #2 (from an IM)

well it was digusting even by rotten standards
Laura says:

BTW, petone, thanks for the advice. My parents are the ones to make the decisions, and I will let them know. I am going to see him again in a few hours

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:17

Oh yeah and PEE WEE, Ron...

(PLease read this in the voice of Globey): Surely you must love Pee Wee! How can you not love PEE WEEEEEEE? Aw, come on. Everyone loves the Pee Wee!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:20

Jena:

I love ya, but PEEE WEEEE sucks moose balls!

I hate Pee Wee.

(Psssttt... He's a weirdo...)

OK, I'm off to make late morning pancakes! LOTS of syrup and cinnamon!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:21

Hey, petone, didn't you say before you live in Porland?
I was there last year (on a working vacation, lol)

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:21

Here's an email I got from your mom, Slut:

Dear JenasaurusX,
I just got done praying (again LOL) that my "daughter" was as cool as you. I know it must get very annoying the way she pokes and pokes at you with her tired comments about you and then acts all surprised when you poke her back. Is it your fault you poke much, much better than her? No, of course not darling. Now I must go. Me and the hubbie have just dicovered that grandpa's leg ooze makes awesome lubricant and I need some butt love. Take care, darling! XOXO

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:21

Well yes markie,I do realise that Jena's comment was a little "outre".
Thing is anyone who has been here a while has had similar crap flung at them AND been a flingee.
Those who fling should expect to be flung to too.
That's what I say.
This forum is home to a mixed bunch of misfits (we'd make a GREAT biker gang).
Cyber-hatred is just plain dumb.I could,if I wanted,type vile and insulting stuff about anyone but,being such a nice guy,I don't (unless they're Canadian).
We are like the Strawberries in Strawberry fields,nothing is real,and nothing to get "hung" about.
(No William Hung,obviiusly).

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:21

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:16

I know markie,all my friends call me "Mr loveable"
Oh,no wait,I haven't got any friends,only imaginary ones.
(the giant rat that lives in the shed called Bertie).
I am not a people person,I can barely tolerate my own family,certainly not anyone elses.

---------------------

Oldgit, how do you fancy meeting for a chat?
How far are you from Leominster are you?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:22

Jeez slut learn to spell,it's POLAND.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:23

Oop! my bad grammar.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:24

Did you know...
The guy who created Minoriteam is the saem guy who starred in that crazy Comedy Central show a couple years ago with Gary Busey where Busey made him do all kinds of crazy shit. If you remember it, it'll make you go, Whoa, really?" otherwise it won't make any sense.

P.S. I think Gary Busey rocks.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:25

Jen, oh I am surprised to have to take crap on here?
Hardly NOT.
What made you hated even more is that you had to stoop so low as to insult a 93-year-old man in ICU

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:25

The only cool thing about Pee Wee's show is that Rob Zombie got his start there in film.

And no Larry Fishburn as Cowboy Curtis didn't qualify as cool.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:25

markie,if I wanted a stalker I'd buy one.

Did anyone check out the polar bear/cute girl clip on TV in Japan ?
The last minute is the most awesome thing I have seen in ages.

www.tvinjapan.com/

Trust me on this one,it is great.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:27

I meant Portland, OR, you fucker.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:28

I like PeeWee,in fact I just took delivery a week or so back of a DVD of the little chap live.
I remember clearly that the day I went to see "Pee Wee's big adventure" in Oxford Street,London was the same day I bought my first Butthole Surfers record.

Seems so long ago now.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:29

Portland or what,DS ?

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:29

"The only cool thing about Pee Wee's show is that Rob Zombie got his start there in film."

I hadn't heard that. I like Rob Zombie.

Plus he's even easier on the eyes than Vincent Gallo.

That reminds me - Saw III coming out next week!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:30

oldgit, what is your blog again?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:31

Oregon, oldgit

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:32

OG,

Your link to the Japan TV must have a virus.
It gave me Yellow Fever.

Hello polly?

And no there is no problem with the link to those who did not get the joke.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:32

Oldgit, I'm not your stalker.
Do you have an email address I can contact you on?
Where is your sock puppet Chavtakora today?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:34

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:30

oldgit, what is your blog again?

---------------

What's his blog?
Where is it, I want a look.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:34

SkankySlut6: Deal with it. I'm sick of your crap. Every time I turn around you're posting lame shit about me. I tried to just let your crap slide in the awesome machete friend thread the other day, just sort of not biting and then last night I post a harmless post that you attacked for no reason. Clearly you want me to bite. What's wrong little (big nosed) girl? Did I bite too hard? Poor thing. Too bad. I haven't forgotten all your transgressions here and I'm sick of your little game. I'm done playing nice with you.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:36

Why is everyone suddenly attacking jena , are you all sooo jealous ?
Just because someone has made a (moderate) success of her life.
Get a grip people,spend less time bitching about others and YOU might just get on a bit better.
The taset of bitter gall is souring your pathetic humdrum lives.

=======================
Og why do YOU continue to post as three or four different people
yourself, markie, Chav,
and who knows how many others?
Talk about pathetic lives!
Dude the trolls were funny the first
time you did itnow it is just sad.

as for jen, speaking for myself
i dont care how successful she may
or may not be. a little humility
has never hurt anyone.

i am successful, you dont see me bragging about it,
or equating white with rich
or denigrating others for having lower economic
conditions than myself

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:36

Rob was a P.A. on the show.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0957772/

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:38

Git: I've seen that polar bear "attack" before - pretty crazy! Bears scare the shit out of me. It doesn't get much scarier than a polar bear. I would have been as freaked out as that adorable asian girl.

Have you seen Wild Boyz? It's Stevo and Chris Pontius from Jackass fame doing a nature show. It was fucking genius. They once dressed up like a zebra and went traipsing about with lions everywhere. Since you're such a YouTube slut you should search some of their episodes sometime since I'm going to guess they don't show it *over there*

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:40

Hey. I guess you should refrain from being such a noxious bitch Jenny
I guess we all fucking hate you bitch!
Now go save this in microsot word. and I hope it makes you sick to youre stomach

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:41

Oldgit, why won't you answer me?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:43

Damn, I think Oldgit must be shy.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:43

UMMMMMMM jen, YOU are the one famous for posting about me when I am not around. How is your "working vacation" BTW? QUIT obsessing over me, it is getting tiresome. Oh, as for my "Big Nose"? Wow, you ARE superficial and immature, if the best you can do is make fun of someone's physical appearence. You superficial cunt.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:44

Rectal - You've clearly bought into the hype. Other than a few obvious exaggerations of what was being posted about me and one comment some time back about rich white Republicans being able to vacation midweek, where are all the examples of me throwing my "wealth" around and doing all this bragging about my "lifestyle"? Surely you're not basing your opinion of me on my retorts to SkankySlut. That would be pretty unfair. Oh shit. I just remembered I'm done caring what any of her cronies thinks of me. Moving on...

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:46

Jena, an observation...

Insults are so much more scathing when they are based on at least an iota of reality.

Calling someone a dog fucker, when they are not, is really an insult of no more than grade school caliber.

You seem to enjoy spitting vitriol which has been so watered down with fantasy, it virtually sloughs off and leaves the recipient unscathed.

Your true colors are revealed when you stretch your imagination so. With every such attempt you show that shallow is still shallow, no matter the breadth of the pool.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:46

markie,if you're not a stalker stop acting like one.
I don't e-mail,I don't "eyeball" and I don't like people.

rectal are you saying DS is a poor black person ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:47

Don't listen to theodred,he's a dog fucker.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:48

Oh, I have cronies?
no, I don't...pretty mich everyone with a few exceptions hates you.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:49

Gosh! Jen is public enemy number one.
She deserves everything that's thrown at her.
How low can you go, to make a comment like that about DS's Grandpa?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:49

Your true colors are revealed when you stretch your imagination so. With every such attempt you show that shallow is still shallow, no matter the breadth of the pool.
=======================
well said theo

you know there may be hope for you yet
even though you are canadian

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:50

Theo: What? Huh? Did you basically just tell me I'm too imaginative (verus boring and tired and repeatative) and then claim to know what color imagination was? You get old. Go smoke a bowl you creepy fuck.

Ron: Did you see this???

The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2007) (completed) (story)

I am intrigued! That might be the best title of a movie ever.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:51

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:46

markie,if you're not a stalker stop acting like one.
I don't e-mail,I don't "eyeball" and I don't like people.

rectal are you saying DS is a poor black person ?

---------------------

Ok but where's your blog, I want a look?
Can somebody please show me Oldgits blog?

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:52

From Answers.com

The noun dickhead has one meaning:

Meaning #1: (obscene) insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous

Synonyms: asshole, bastard, cocksucker, shit, mother fucker, motherfucker, prick, son of a bitch, SOB

Found 3 pages of definitions here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dickhead

Duurrrp Awesome!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:52

jen, just bring out one of your trolld you have fucked up on (so pathetic)
we enjoy them more than you.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:54

Rectal - You've clearly bought into the hype.
==================
no hon
I can read quite well
and am able to comprehend what i read
even better

just the way you post points to
a person that is shallow and self centered
and has no regard for others.

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:54

Markie is not "real" - the real person who owns that website has emailed me several times wondering what the hell I was talking about when I used the form on the site to inquire as to how genuine he was. He's actually a very nice guy who just put up a cute personal site and someone thinks it's hilarious to go an exploit an innocent guy. I suspect the new "Tina" is the same trick - oooh let's find someon's website and then pretend to be them on the DailyRotten and post pics from the site. Brilliant? Mean-spirited and weird is more like it.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:54

LOL dickhead.
How are you and your dogs doing?

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:54

Hey Jenny. I guess this belongs to you.
I guess you must've dropped it

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:56

JHC, jen, you are so obsessed with people on Rotten that you feel the need to research them off Rotten? You must have a very empty life.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:57

Markie is not "real"
==============
jen you derfwad
we all know markie is not real
he is one of OGs trolls

do try to stay caught up

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:58

Hello DS!

Happy Depavali!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:59

hehehe, kentucky
Hey. I guess she forgot her appointment?

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:00

Jen,

Superbeasto has been in production for ages. I can not wait!
Sheri does a voice in it.

Rob also dirested the new version of Halloween that is coming out this year.

I wish I could be a dead person in one of his movies.

www.totalskull.com is Sheri Moon's clothing line.

They are really nice people too!

Best stunt on Wildboyz was the meat hammock with the lions under them.
Or the coconut crab that bit Steve O's ass.

Steve is still doing ok with the heart problem, just hope for the best with him.

Check out his myspace page, he's on my friends list, top 24.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:02

rectal are you saying DS is a poor black person ?

------------------
yes OG that is exactly what i am saying

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:02

"Theo: What? Huh?"

Seems you missed the point.

Hardly surprising...

..and "creepy fuck"?

Just for the record..I have Never been one to creep up on a fuck.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:02

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:58

Hello DS!

Happy Depavali!

----------------------

what is "Depavali"?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:03

rectal,for someone who claims to "read and undestand qwuite well" you sure do make mistakes when fingering people.
I too had noticed a certain similarity in style in "markie" and "tina".
I wonder if by any chance they are related ?

As for Jena,so what if she is shallow and self-absorbed ?
Not a crime is it ?
You want deep go to daliallama.com.
Shallow is good,you don't drown.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:03

I got a guitar pick from Piggy D. last time Rob was in town.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:04

Yeah theo,you're a fuck creeper,a big wee wee head.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:04

Ok I'm coming clean this is another of my "non takora" trolls.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:05

I've picked bits of sweetcorn off my arse hairs with more intelligence than YOU.

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:06

Happy Deepavali everyone!

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:07

Ron: I have heard about Halloween! I can't wait!

The TOTALSKULL site is down for maintenance :( I am LOVING the animation though. Campy horror is definitely my kinda thing. Thanks for the link! I do love online shopping. Because I am very wealthy, in case you hadn't heard. At least that's what the Slut Disciples tell me.

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:09

Sniff! I think I'll have to dig out my "alexlegay" troll again.
This is "markies" last post.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:10

Thanks, dickhead! You too! (hugs)

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:11

I was totally bluffing on the emails from the real Markie, by the way. Haha - suckers.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:13

Did someone sound the last post ?
OOH BIG RAINBOW IN SKY (really,cool)

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:17

Lost your bluff, jen
oldgit, have fun at Apricots B-day party?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:20

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:17

Lost your bluff, jen
oldgit, have fun at Apricots B-day party?

---------------------

Yes, will do I just hope that little Apricot behaves herself.
I hate it when kids misbehave.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:20

Did you get that thing I sent you?

From: markie [Mark Price]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:26

McSlutty,the party was a hit, complete with party favours and kids smelling of wee.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:28

As for Jena,so what if she is shallow and self-absorbed ?
Not a crime is it ?
You want deep go to daliallama.com.
Shallow is good,you don't drown.
======================
you are right OG being shallow is not a crime
the world would be a better place if everyone
was just shallow and self absorbed and cared nothing
for any other person,never bother to look
and any of the bad in the world, never bothered to
try and change anythig, never did one fucking thing
for another human being.

it would be paradise

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:35

yes, RF, I read your sarcasm..

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:37

Couldn't agree more St.Rectal.
Think how quickly the population would be thinned out to acceptable levels too.
glad to see you've come round to the sensible view.Give up nursing,take up accessorising full time.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:37

Rawr.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:38

Couldn't agree more St.Rectal.
====================
St Rectal

I like that

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:42

St Rectal? Sounds obscene.

From: chavtakora [GittinOld]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:53

Wuts this! Someone has run Markie off the forum! Arrrrgh you bunch o bloody bastards! Ah well I suppose I shall need to find another rump rider to serve me needs.

Bascha me luv! Good to see you back. I ave been trying an trying to get Stephylou to give me a showing of her buppies but she wont go. How about you my sweet! Yers look jest as nice, in fact they look bigger an better! What say! Care to giv me a flash or two o yer jumblies? Gorsh, I bet they be as soft as me cows udders dontcha know? Come on girl lets see the luv juggies!

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:56

I just find the picking on of Jena a little "off",like a pack of savage gophers circling a wounded moose.
To me,and this is a personal opinion of mine,there are many here who exhinbit fairly unpleasant character traits (kindness,tolerance,being Canadian that sort of thing) so why is a weathly So-Cal socialite being singled out eh ?
I think you are all sucked in by the stereotype,"hate Californians".
Understandable,but ask yourselves,would you "hate" jena as much if she was from Idaho ?
State-racism is ugly to see.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 09:58

oldgit, chav is getting old, let him RIP, ok?

From: ienasaurusx [[Awesome!]]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:00

Yo! I guess Im simply awesome
Jennys own personal troll
Hey. I guess you dont know who I really am?

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:03

Hey. I guess with all this troll nonsense. I couldnt resist
I thought Markie was for real
Guess I was wrong.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:05

Go for it jenny!

Congrats on your entrance and poking at the self-righteous
(when it suits them) is so much fun xoxoxoxoxox

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:05

hate" jena as much if she was from Idaho

==========================
OG although I cannot speak for everyone
I think hate is the wrong word here
i dont hate jen and I must also say i
dont particuarly like her either

she is a good target though
and since this foum exists for us to jab
at each other why not her?

soon everyone will get tired of sniping
jen and move on to the next target
perhaps me maybe you who knows

it isnt really meant to be personal

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:06

LOL oldgit, she has a shitty (it's all about me) attitude, that is her problem. All she does is talk about herself and her blessed life, and expects us all to swoon. There is sperficial, and there is uber-SUPERFICIAL.

Hey. I guess Jen is back?

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:10

Hey. chavtakora. are you really oldgit?
I guess you are English by the way you spell.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:11

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:05

Go for it jenny!

Congrats on your entrance and poking at the self-righteous
(when it suits them) is so much fun xoxoxoxoxox

----------------------------

You do realize jen is gone and you are congratulating her troll, right?

From: absintheredrum [Mortalis Verde]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:12

Give me a helical dildo and a place to squat and I will screw myself

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:12

rectal,being a gentleman I rarely (rather like markie and kfc) "poke" the ladies.
I just want to be loved and I'm sure Jena is the same.
Love is the sticky glue that binds us together as humans,who here can claim never to have been sticky with love (probably green death I suppose)

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:14

Trolls to the left of them
Trolls to the right.

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:15

Hey. I guess you should read what the slimey bitch. said about me a while back
Fucking dorkwad bitch!

.................................

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 20-Jul-2006 22:33

kentuckywildcats [Go Wildcats]

I don't like you. Since you seem to be keeping score. I think it reprehensible that a peson who claims to be a gay college student posts explicit gay porn and explicit descriptions of his gay sex life on a public forum (that shouldn't need rules and for the most part doesn't because true assholes like you only come along once in a while) that you KNOW a person claiming to be a bisexual 15 year old boy frequents and you have the gall to refer to him as "sweety dude" and fawn over him in your posts to the point where, frankly, it's uncomfortable and just inappropriate. I know there are no rules here and anyone can pretty much say whatever the fuck they want. Go for it - For all the posts we read here about creepy guys who manipulate kids and everyone here talks about how people can be so stupid when creepy shit like that happens right under their noses. Ew. I don't like you. Thank god there are no rules (yet) saying I don't have to like you if I don't want to.

I read through some of your posts while assuming you are who you say you are. They literally made me sick to my stomach. You are the type of person that proves my point about being able to put shit like this in a database somewhere because if your ip matches that of an adult and you also happen to go to twink sites and now you're also trolling for a 15 year old "cyber boyfriend" (your quote there) I want to be able to put your ass away ten years from now when the kids at your aids camp start saying Mr. Wildcat keeps touching them funny.

I dont' just not like you; I pretty much hate you. I was suspicious of you before and just didn't get a good vibe, but after reading through some of your comments history (accessible through your profile, I'm sure you know) and regardless of who you really are, you are creepy as fuck.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:16

<i>From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:06

LOL oldgit, she has a shitty (it's all about me) attitude, that is her problem. All she does is talk about herself and her blessed life, and expects us all to swoon. There is superficial, and there is uber-SUPERFICIAL.

Hey. I guess Jen is back? </>

.......................................

That is a fine example of self-description.

A true example of self-projection.

Jena works (not just sit behind a desk writing on FFA)
for what she has and has the guts to enjoy it unapologetically.

I like that in a person.

As a matter much to like there. And unlike others, is not
tunning a popularity contest.

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:18

Hey. I guess you should read this

http://forums.dailyrotten.com/102/00022036/

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:23

life is too short to read really old threads kf,you are the secomd person today to post from ages back,why bother ?

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:24

Hey. more of Jenny being a dorkwad!
Notice she says "I took the innapropriate comments and saved them in Word."
I guess you should take a look at. Butt Pirates of the Carribbean

http://forums.dailyrotten.com/182/00022116/

..............................

From: jenasaurusx [Awesome!]
Date: 26-Jul-2006 09:08

On topic: Characters can definitely have gay attributes. That's not saying that every gay person may have those attributes or every person with those attributes is gay, but come the fuck on. Can you get off the P.C. bandwagon for a second and think about it?

Kentucky: I thought it was a bit weird that I brought up your innappropriate comments towards a commenter who claims to be a 15 year old boy. I thought I stated a pretty good case. With the number of people who seem to get outraged about stories in which people get outrage, I thought at least someone would get my back and maybe it would dissuade you from being innappropriate. No one did.

Fine. I was going to let it drop and just try to ignore you. But you clearly are egging me on so fuck you. I'm glad that, at the time, I took the innapropriate comments and saved them in Word. I am not interested in hearing your excuses about how you call your kitten sweety and you didn't mean a REAL cyberboyfriend - the whole thing paints a disturbing picture and I can honestly say you are the only person here that genuinely makes me feel sick to my stomach - you don't seem like you're a typical flamer or a joke, but a real person who seems to think himself immune from being appropriate to a child. If you were straight and Alex were a girl I think more people would think you an asshole. If your behavior here doesn't raise any eyebrows then that's just scary and I'm not surprised so many kids end up molested.

I hate that you are making me even address you any more. I won't be doing so after this. I am all for a good arguement and "flame war" but you are the lowest of the low - you may be fooling some people, but not me. Whether you're a pedophile or not, you should get a clue - you don't flirt with a kid unless you want to be hated. Mission accomplished.

Stay tuned for scathing evidence of you being a prick...

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:24

Whatever, Green Death, if I remember correctly you have defended me in the past for me posting on here at work. I am only as busy as the people that wallk in the door, some days I am swamped, other days I I am not and have a lot of downtime. Regardless, I can support myself. And her snarky ass has stasted it was "because no one had wanted to marry me". Not true, been engaged twice and called them both off. Besides my dad, I have never depended on another man to take care of me. I wonder where Jen would be if she had never married or if hubby kicks her snooty ass out?

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:25

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:23

life is too short to read really old threads kf,you are the secomd person today to post from ages back,why bother ?

.......................

Hey. dont you have markie the scok puppet to play with. or is it chavtakora

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:26

yeah kentucky, what is so freaky, Jen saves Rotten posts on WORD.
That IS sad.

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:29

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:24

Whatever, Green Death, if I remember correctly you have defended me in the past for me posting on here at work. I am only as busy as the people that wallk in the door, some days I am swamped, other days I I am not and have a lot of downtime. Regardless, I can support myself. And her snarky ass has stasted it was "because no one had wanted to marry me". Not true, been engaged twice and called them both off. Besides my dad, I have never depended on another man to take care of me. I wonder where Jen would be if she had never married or if hubby kicks her snooty ass out?

..............................

Hey. I guess you need careful what you write.

is saving youre inapropriate comments in word.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:32

As a matter much to like there. And unlike others, is not
tunning a popularity contest.

and I am not "tunning" (damn, jen, the spelling nazi, would be pissed).
I talk with who I want to on here
flame who I want
If someone is hurting or has a relative that is I empathize.
Truly, I wish no ill will on anyone on here
but jen is all "me, me, me"
and for what she had said about my grandad was BEYOND Rotten

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:34

hi rotteneers. ds how is your grandpa doing?
just want it known that i believe jena's comments
regarding your grandpa were waaay out of line, even for her.

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:34

Hey. wheres Alex gone. his last post was 2 weeks ago

From: alexthegreat [My girlfriend doesn't know about my boyfriend]
Date: 7-Oct-2006 15:47
Subject: Child molesting rapper releases jailhouse album

From: letsamputate [Chronic Limper]
Date: 7-Oct-2006 15:44

How old are you?
----------------------------
Me? I'll be 16 in December.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:37

KWC:

Hey Alex I,m hopping mad dudes absintheredux and cheesegrits accused me of being some illiterate dumbass because I type sorta sloppy on the message board. kurekuretakora made a distasteful joke about you at the wank-a-thon story discussion.

Hey anybody dude wanna be my cyber boyfriend.
---------------------------

Don't you already have one in real life? Why do you need a cyber one as well?

..............................

Hey cute little sweet dude I got a boyfriend but want a cyber boyfriend as well.

---------------------------------
... You still haven't explained why... Oh, well, your life...
... And since when have you been calling me that!?! >_<;

-----------------------------------

-------------------

I notice that you've completely dodged the fact that I was talking about the way you address Alex.

I think you do have a crush on him.

......................

Hey what if i do have a crush so what.

Hey wheres sweety dude I havent heard from him for a day or so.

---------------------

... Who's 'sweety dude'?

......................................

That young dude alexthegreat.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:41

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:34

hi rotteneers. ds how is your grandpa doing?
just want it known that i believe jena's comments
regarding your grandpa were waaay out of line, even for her.

--------------------

Thanks, facetious, will be seeing him in a few hours
he is getting better, slowly
do you feel better, are you over your illness?

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:43

Persons purposely portraying peoples' persona play poor parts.

Phonies pretending, personify pusillanimous puissance.

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:43

Hey. I hope youre grandpa gets better soon DS

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:44

do you feel better, are you over your illness

i am feeling better, but not back a 100% yet, but getting there.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:47

thanks, kentucky

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:49

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:43

Persons purposely portraying peoples' persona play poor parts.

Phonies pretending, personify pusillanimous puissance.

......................

Hey. I guess I,m really alexthegreat or is it mcnastie
Guess I can.t decide

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:52

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:37

KWC:

Hey Alex I,m hopping mad dudes absintheredux and cheesegrits accused me of being some illiterate dumbass because I type sorta sloppy on the message board. kurekuretakora made a distasteful joke about you at the wank-a-thon story discussion.

Hey anybody dude wanna be my cyber boyfriend.
---------------------------

Don't you already have one in real life? Why do you need a cyber one as well?

..............................

Hey cute little sweet dude I got a boyfriend but want a cyber boyfriend as well.

---------------------------------
... You still haven't explained why... Oh, well, your life...
... And since when have you been calling me that!?! >_<;

-----------------------------------

-------------------

I notice that you've completely dodged the fact that I was talking about the way you address Alex.

I think you do have a crush on him.

......................

Hey what if i do have a crush so what.

Hey wheres sweety dude I havent heard from him for a day or so.

---------------------

... Who's 'sweety dude'?

......................................

That young dude alexthegreat.

........................

Hey. I guess hes gone to live with the one legged wonder. letsamputate [kronik limper]

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:52

wow, GD disppeared fast.

From: kwc [Go Cats!]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:53

Yo! lunch is served. Im outta ya!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:54

what kentucky?

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 10:56

Yes DS, I have defended you many times. But you give no quarters.
You deliberately try to hurt by pressing on what you hope will
be terribly sensitive subjects. All is grist at your mill.
Employment, family relationships, parenting, you name it!

Yet you just cannot take it when the same is done to you in
retaliation, and call upon the one and all to witness the great
injustices which are done unto you and use your family as a
bulwark against criticism.

I won't even go into your spreading false info about people,
ans other forms of maldisance.

There's a world of difference between the jousting between
most of the Rotteneers and what you do. You fence with
a live sword with a poison tip but insist that the others
have theirs properly taped.

That's bullying behaviour and quite unsuitable.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 11:06

What GD? I don't "google" others and peruse their family websites to post their pics on here, not to mention post their names and other info on here. And believe me, I have had AMPLE opportunity to do so. I have chosen not to. I am not sure why you are so into jen as the majority of posters on here obviously have a distaste for her, and not because she and I don't get along. Besides, she was the one to start fights on other threads that I would have never started myself. She just loses everytime. It is not ME starting it. And if someone does start something with me, well, it is no-holds-barred. I just find it interesting that even on a site such as Rotten, that SO MANY have found it so distasteful to attack an ill man in ICU. She lacks class. I would never do that to anyone on here or one of their relatives.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 11:24

Once again, GD disappears conveniently.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 11:40

I have never put much stress on what the "Majority"
likes or dislikes. Nor do I give a damn whether I am
a winner, loser, or ignored in a popularity contest.
I like whom I like and need nor consult "the majority
of posters" for their approval or disapproval.

This is however not about "Jen", but about YOU. Don't
switch and bait on me as per usual.

"She lacks class. I would never do that to anyone on here or
one of their relatives." Particularly funny coming from you
(the word "class" that is). I guess that stating that Bascha
was a bad parent, that her husband was unwilling to marry her
legally because of her worthlessness and much more very personal
attacks are all examples of your kind of "class".

And please don't cower behind the "old man in ICU" when you
responded to someone complaining of a lasting earache by
telling her to go shoot herself. The target was YOU, not
your relative. And you know it.

You have lots of experience at manipulating facts to take
the heat of yourself. It however does not always work
nor with everyone.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 11:47

Hey,Green Death,you fat Belgian bitch,no wonder you can't get a man with all the chocolate you eat..

My puppy died.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 11:49

I have to say DS you do put the "man" in manipulative.
It's a talent you could really make better use of I think.
Ever thought of politics,you could be the first female president.
Then you could nuke California and toast marshmallows.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 11:54

LOL, GD, knew you would take the bait. You have named only ONE example. Hostess and I (thought) were play fighting til she went ballastic on me one day. Talking about my suuposed STD's, vilifying me for drinking and driving, even though she has done the same same more recent than my arrest (for the record I was never convicted of it). I don't have kids either, although I am not on here to rip on on here in her absence. I have learned my from my mistakes. All I am going to say (BTW, she doesn't have a husband), if I had kids, I would DEF have a diff lifestyle.
Your arguments are weak, GD.
And I am not "hiding behind a man in ICU". What does THAT mean?
All I am saying, and that others have voiced on here, is that there is
rotten comments to be be said, and there is just plain distasteful.
I have NEVER been anything except sympathic for those who have relatives that are suffering.

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 11:56

Then you could nuke California and toast marshmallows

lol oldgit, btw i am from california. i do like toasted marshmallows.

yes ds i believe gd has posted facts. like i had posted ealier
if you can't take it, don't dish it out.

having said that i enjoy most of what is posted here.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 11:57

oldgit, I could never be in politics
I would have to lie

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 11:59

No more, DS.

We BOTH know what you know.

I come here for fun, not to deal with personality
disorders. Go play your games.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:00

As it turns out, I'm not ABSENT , tell me, DS, all knowing one... How should I live my life?

Let sleeping dogs lie.

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:00

I would have to lie

and how is that different than what you post?

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:01

Facetious, how do you prefer to toast them?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:01

sure, facetious, GD has posted facts, but only on one person
I have been playing nice with her as of late
and sincerely wished her good luck on her and the fam's new life.
Except for Jen, who starts the fights, I have been rather nice of late.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:02

DS your spelling is atrocious,the word is "lay".

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:03

OG:

Mwaaahhhaaaa!

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:04

The following punishments are used with regards to Holocaust Denial Laws:

Austria (min: six months, max: twenty years (violent), ten years (non-violent)),
Belgium (min: fine, max: one year),
Czech Republic (min: six months, max: two years),
France (min: fine/one month, max: two years),
Germany (min: fine/six months max: five years),
Israel (min: one year, max: five years),
Lithuania (min: fine/two years, max: ten years (violent)),
Poland (min: fine/three months, max: three years),
Romania (min: six months, max: three years (public offender), five years (public servant offender)),
Slovakia (min: fine/one month, max: three years)
and Switzerland (min: fine/one year, max: fifteen months).

Ho ho, those dirty lying good for nothing scumbag Jews.

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:04

What an interesting discussion!

AS I SEE IT:

This is an open forum. Everyone is welcome to post their opinions. Whatever you post is up for discussion. Any details about your personal life you talk about here is public knowledge which to me makes it fair game. If I say something unkind to someone else, I expect to hear about it from anyone who might think otherwise.

When in doubt, I keep my mouth shut.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:05

Playing "nice" doesn't equate well when redemption (Does Not) fall at the gates of hell.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:08

hostess, I wished you luck, if you want to continue to fight, it is your call.
By your (yet another) absence, I was just saying I wasn't bashing you.
GD, if you are not here to deal with my "supposed personality diorder", well, then, hush. shhhhhhhhhhh

oldgit, lay Mrs git

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:11

"I would have to lie"

Reminded me of a song by Tom Lehrer, the Harvard
singing mathematician, called the "Irish Ballad"

"And when at last the police came by,
Sing rickety-tickety-tin,
And when at last the police came by,
Her little pranks she did not deny.
To do so she would have had to lie,
And lying, she knew, was a sin, a sin,
Lying, she knew, was a sin."

http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/irish.htm

Use link for complete hilarious song.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:13

Who said I was fighting?

But, If I were you (Thank goodness I'm not.), and I had kids, spawned by your loins (Thank goodness they weren't), how would I (You) live your (My) life?

From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:13

how do you prefer to toast them

a camp fire. is there another way to toast them? ok maybe a fireplace.

ds, yes i have notice you have been changing your way of posting.
you have been much kinder for the most part.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:15

hey petone, dickhead

Of course what is posted on here is up for open discussion
some people just take this shit too seriously
yep, I realize what I had posted about my grandad is open game
so be it
If others feel better making fun of him, well ok

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:16

Old Git -- How do you like Flanders and Swann?

I am playing them now: "The Reluctant Cannibal" and "Hippopotamus"

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:17

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:13

Who said I was fighting?

But, If I were you (Thank goodness I'm not.), and I had kids, spawned by your loins (Thank goodness they weren't), how would I (You) live your (My) life?

----------------------

Do you REALLY want to go into it?

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:18

But I didn't made fun of your grand pa. Yet.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:20

DS:

I asked a genuine question.

Lets hear your life in my shoes. (Or a simular facsimile of it)

Inquiring minds want to know.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:20

aww, don't dickhead, please?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:21

hostess, I don't know life in your shoes, I really can't answer that.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:22

{{{{{ Petone }}}}}}

How is Fall time in you happy valley?

I have been thinking about you, bustling
in anticipation of Holiday Feasts

ILBV

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:23

I guess my point has been made. Stop offering advice on a topic you know Jack Schitt about.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:24

GD not tooo keen on Flanders and Swan,they were a constant irritant when I was small (always on TV too "intellectual" for a wee one).Oh course like Hippo song and vividly remember being VERY impressed by "Pee,po,belly,bum,drawers" song.
"Dance round the garden in the nude,
Pee,po,belly,bum,drawers"

Believe me as a sixties kiddy that was about the most RUDEST thing EVER.

bascha,mwwwhaaah etc.right back at ya (sorry bigmac,was only kissing hand)

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:25

Jesus, Trashy, you're a glutton for punishment. Wasn't I the one who told you to go put a bullet in your ear?

From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:26

I heard that shaved off loaded rifles makes great dildos for evil Aunties. Any thought?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:26

I just know, hostess, I would not drink like you do, I would do my best not to have to uproot my kids across the country, depriving them of their friends (and family?) (I still don't get why you did that). And I would not have them call my boyfriend "dad".

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:27

Hey, gang guess what?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:27

This is my

Posting

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:27

And, now it's comment #

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:28

Oh,Green Death,my "Virgin Fugs" CD arrived today,haven't played it yet,don't think Apricot is ready for New Amphetamine Shriek or Coca Cola Douche.

How I let that one slip through the net I don't know (have it on vinyl but no turntable).

Also got a best of the Standells IMHO one of the most "interesting" of 60's Stones impersinators with some great songs,mostly by that unsung hero Ed Cobb.
Hey you're in academia in CA aren't you,do you know Dave Aguilar ? (used to be singer in Chocolate Watch Band now Prof.of Astronomy somewhere)

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:28

LOL, petone
dickhead
hey cracker!

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:29

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:30

Petone:

Sorry I can't accomodate you with a bullet in my ear.

DS:

Family is non-existant.

And they DO NOT call him dad.

We do it on our own.

I'm not like so many women who fall back on child-support and alimony. I left him for a reason, remember that.

I drink, you do coke. At least I'm not practicing illegal activities. My drinking doesn't affect my poker playing abilities. If you kept your shirt on, the "guys" might invite you back for more games, and less losses.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:31

"impersinators" ! Jeez brain what happened to you ?

DS "uprooting" kids can often be a positive thing.New experiences,new challenges (I speak from experience here).
It's not like they moved somewhere everyone speaks a foreign language or anything.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:33

Like mexico.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:33

comeon take a second to stop bashing jenna and petone and congratulate me!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:35

Congrats Cracker!!

(*Now, note... You've been here 5 months longer than DS, and she has over twice the amount of posts.)

Dude... You're slacking!

*Nice to see you, by the way.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:37

LOL, hostess, I do recall the kids making him a Father's Day gift
Where is the real dad(s)?
I did that shit ONCE this year
not my thing
whereas you post often how you and BM
are hungover and drunk the night before
Hell, even if I DID do blow every night
so long as I wasn't behind the wheel
I have nothing to worry about but myself
you post on here how you have gotten so drunk you have blacked out
and not remembered going to bed
and that it "was fun!"

Again petone and I nominate you for MOTY

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:38

I guess that

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:38

I will have to

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:38

rethink my posting strategy

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:39

Such a superb aliance.

Good thing YOU are all you have to worry about. (Poor dog)

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:42

(Sorry, forgot an "L" in alliance... Before the grammar nazis get me.)

Cracker, good strategy.

Of course you sound like captain Kirk posting like that, but, hey, who doesn't like StarTrek?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:42

yes, at least I had my dog fixed and not crated 22 hours a day.
And I didn't get some "badass" purebred pitbulls
I got a dog that was older
a stray from Gary
2 days away from being put to sleep
he is bad as hell, but I love him

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:46

Green Death - thank you for asking, it's truly magical here this time of year. Putting some of the garden to sleep for the season and collecting herb and flower seeds is keeping me busy. The most beautiful wood spider is living in my kitchen window and I appreciate seeing it there everyday.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:46

Old Git: Dave did a revival a couple of years ago and seems to be headed
for Alpha Centauri, as I have heard nothing of him.

We used to have a routine:

"Bow Wow Wow, I'm the Dog Star!"

"Are you Sirius?"

One day I went with:

"Bow Wow Wow, I'm the Dog Star!"

and was answered

"Are you Procyon?"

I'll have ro see were he disappeared. He was
local, a Silicon Valley Boy!

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:49

Petone, I can feel your activities. You are making
this hard for me season so much more bearable -

Thank you

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:50

As much as I would like to stay and bicker (NOT) We have a neighborhood dinner party to prepare for.

There will be tons of drinking, and uprooting, and lots of mayhem, and disorder.

I can't wait!!

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:51

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:56

OK, I gotta go, too. Taking the dog for a fall hike. The leaves are beautiful now. Then going to see my BF again.
P.S. My dog calls him "dad" too.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 12:58

Congratulations Cracker666

I am going to go light off some fireweorks
in your honor

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:02

"If others feel better making fun of him, well ok"

← ← ← ← Ha Ha!

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:10

LOL, Theo
I can say with 100% honesty, I cannot think of ONE BAD THING
about my grandad
I ever TRIED to, maybe he had slapped my hand once as a toddler?

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:14

cracker, thanks for not taking sides. I don't expect you to take mine or anyone else's

Now where's the "infamous" horsey video? LOL

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:39

Congratulations

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:40

Cracker

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:41

on your 3000th

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:41

post!

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:42

I've got some

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:43

catching up to

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:44

do

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:45

I find it amusing that mcnastie reads my drunk posts with the spelling errors as they are typed. THat must take a while to do. anyhow i am home feeling the cold htat is going around so i feel like drawing. I dont want to build it up but these two pictures are going to be super terrific. While i am coloring and drawing i have a homework project for all you rotteneers.

1. go to the librarys childrens section and familiarize yourselves with the book "go dog go" by PD eastman.

2. read mcnasties posts to understand his douchebag-y-ness personality.

i will be posting them in a hour or two. I have to make dinner and such and finish coloring. The theodread drawing i did was my favorite but this one will top it i think.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:49

LOL sirbutlust

Hey Sally!

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:51

Hey DS.

From: dirtyslut76 [slut]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 13:56

hey, sally. how is life treating ya?
I am rather bruised from my beatings on Rotten the last few days.
LOL

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 14:00

DS, I've been hiding out for fear that I might get caught in the crossfire. What a bloodbath!

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 14:08

Time to watch football with the Hubster.

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 14:23

Hi DS, Sally and everyone, except jenasaurus (for being so nasty to DS).

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 14:56

Anyone for an hot dog?

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 14:57

Oops! wrong photo.
It should have been this one LOL!

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 14:59

allow me to present (though i think no one is here) a new childrens book featuring mcnastie with guest apperances by sirbutlust.

here is a sneak preview of some interior pages. kids will love it. Note Sirbutlust drew himself with a really kick ass tampa bay buccaneers retro-orange cadilac williams jersey and his san diego padres brown hat which accents his brown eyes.

sandy woods if you would could you please add these to my cartoon thing in photobucket. thankyou.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 15:06

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 08:10

Good Saturday morning everybody!

Dirtyslut - did you read all the advice from the "expert" regarding hiring a home health aide for your grandpa? I wouldn't even hire a dog sitter without a criminal background check. You wouldn't want to end up with some old alcoholic ex-stripper that has a rap sheet full of drunk and disorderly and assault charges would you?
***********

just got back from my uncle's
hi all

petone, I of course caught your attack on my care giving skills
I have had background checks done on me for every foster care home or
private home, or group home that I have worked at.

You are aware that fighting is not a felony aren't you?
You are aware that anyone who hurts my kids is going to get hurt right back, aren't you?
You are aware that I never threw the first punch aren't you?
You are aware that I am NOT an alcoholic aren't you?
You are aware that I was only a dancer, and was not a stripper aren't you?
You are aware that my care giving skills were always excellent, and I had no
complaints from anyone, whether it was AFC homes, or private care or group homes, aren't you?
You are aware that I work with elderly and special needs clients and have
done some great things with them and for them aren't you?
Are you aware of any of the things I have accomplished in my life?

Of course not.
Because you know absolutely nothing about me.
Nothing. Nada.

I tried to give ds my condolences about her grandpa, and share what I knew about good care giving and you tried to twist my comment into
something dirty.

So I will re-post that I hope her grandfather is feeling better and getting stronger all the time.
If you are going to attack me, attack me on something you know something about. You don't know jack shit about my life,
quit assuming you do. And if you insist on attacking me, do it while I am
here...not after I had posted a goodbye and was on my way to see my uncle.

If you are going to be a snake, at least have the decency to rattle before you strike.

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 15:08

ROFLMAO! I will upload them, as soon as I stop laughing.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 15:11

OMG sirbutlust
you are brilliant!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Now I'm gonna get muscle spasms again from laughing

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 15:18

Here is the Sirbutlust album with the newly uploaded pictures.

http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/RotteneerPhotoAlbum

BTW the duplicate album has not been added to and will soon expire and be deleted, does anyone want to take it on? Email me for the password.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 15:27

thanks sandy, but I can't even get my messenger on msn to hook back up since I got a new monitor
yahoo works but msn is out and I have lost some important message buddies,
such as my son and my daughter

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 15:29

I will bbl
have some stuff to catch up on, bye for now

From: petone9 [petone9]
Date: 21-Oct-2006 15:39

Gypsy - Well, excuse me, you big fake. I stand by my statement regarding a criminal background check on anyone I would hire to care for a loved one.

You (or someone else) was posting under your name. As far as I'm concerned, that means the post is open for discussion.

Your credentials as a nurse's aide don't concern or impress me in the least. Just because you say something on the internet doesn't make it true. With your arrest record I doubt you could pass a background check for any reputable agency. According to you, you have been arrested and jailed NUMEROUS times for fighting. A rap sheet shows everything, not just felony convictions. Besides, you seem to have a history of violent behavior from what you say. Not someone I would want caring for an elderly relative.

What kind of a "dancer" were you? You constantly posted the animated stripper on the pole as a cute detail on all your comments, right? So just what ballet company were you with? lol

Now take your self-righteous indignation and shove it. Personally, I know enough about you by your posts to know I wouldn't hire you to take care of my dogs.