From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 19:34

"Neither the woman nor the squirrel are expected to testify during the trial"
LMFAO

Squawmy (that's squirrel mommy) duties do not stop for
police detectives. My squirrels wouldn't care if I was
being interrogated by police, they just want two things
to stay warm and eat.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 19:36

squirrel named Hooter?

From: accounts [CJ]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 19:55

I would have taken the squirrel to another room.

From: fescue
Date: 30-Jun-2009 19:58

Last Friday, Warren, Ohio, police detective W. Mackey was questioning a witness on a murder case and at one point in the conversation she bent over and out came a baby squirrel.... Detective Mackey was at a loss for words after this happened.
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Well, where else would one carry a baby squirrel?

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 20:06

I can see why it was desperate to get away...

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 20:10



They freaked out over one squirrel popping out of her
top. Wonder what they would have done if there were
three woodland creatures.

"The detective says he is not sure if the squirrel was the woman's pet or not"

Nah, she probably just picked it up out in the parking lot and stuck
in her shirt in case of emergency. Fuck, cops are tards.

"and he has no idea why she decided to bring it to the interview "

It is obvious that it is a baby. What was she supposed to do?
Tell it to hold tight, don't worry about staying warm for however
long these assholes want to hold me.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Jun-2009 20:10

So Phoe, you carry yours around in your bra too? Can I pet them?

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 20:28

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Jun-2009 20:10

So Phoe, you carry yours around in your bra too? Can I pet them?
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Yes and they all fit. And yes, I'll leave out the booby traps.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Jun-2009 20:55

Thanks for the pics too! They's cuties

From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 21:12

Every real man on this forum watched the video and wished, if only for an instant, that he was a baby squirrel.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 21:40

Good thing they didn't check her panties.

From: blondidog [blondidog]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 22:11

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 22:24

As you can see in the video listed to the right, the woman did not seem to be fazed at all and put the squirrel back inside her top and kept talking to the detective... Detective Mackey was at a loss for words after this happened.
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Later he was contacted by RNN* reporters where he was quoted as saying:



"What the fuck?!"


*Rotten News Network

From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 22:50

Their seems to be a shortage of female fuckbakes today. Squirrel Woman is the best we can do? It must be the heat. All the weirdness is being perpetrated by that rock group, Men Without Brains.

From: sp00k
Date: 30-Jun-2009 23:03

Sounds like she has Bats in the belfry

From: cumbucket [cum bucket]
Date: 30-Jun-2009 23:24

If she lifted her skirt up, you can also see her beaver.

From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 01:16

Every real man on this forum watched the video and wished, if only for an instant, that he was a baby squirrel.



If ya like birds built like brick shit houses with tits attatched, ya have a point!

From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 05:36

From: danthrax [Rad cow disease]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 07:00

Geez, do I have to do everything?

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 07:22

Hadn't the stupid cunt ever heard of a baked potato?
Wrapped in a towel, keeps little things warm for hours.
Tacky is as tacky does...

*crowley- bleaarrrrrruuugggghhuuhuhuh.

From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 08:21

This isn't rotten either!

From: crazyanglo [Anglo G. Crazy]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 09:12

Maybe it was a titmouse and not a squirrel.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 09:45

My aunt, now in her nineties, carried an abandoned chickend egg in her bra till it hatched; I must have been about 10. Gives new meaning to 'scrambled'

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 10:33

Vic -that puts an entirely new definition in the dictionary
under Booby-hatch.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 11:52

when I was little, a girl up the street had a gerbil, used to run into one pantsleg of hers and minute later crawl down the other. she'd look at us, &smile...hmmmm

From: proudpedophile [sex b4 8, or it's 2 L8]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:59

I've heard of sweater puppies before, but this is a new one for me.

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From: other [unclassified]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 11:52
"when I was little, a girl up the street had a gerbil, used to run into one pantsleg of hers and minute later crawl down the other. she'd look at us, &smile...hmmmm"


I've heard of trouser snakes before, but that's a new one for me.

From: screeb [screeb]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 17:41

Det. Mackey: Now what the fuck was that, mmmkay?

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 06:34

ask the squirrel, maybe HE saw the crime.

From: kittykrusader [kitty]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 11:42

lol @ titmouse