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Terry Nichols sez FBI responsible for Oklahoma City bombing
KOTV-TV 6 Tulsa | Submitted by: lookout
"Oklahoma City bombing conspirator Terry Nichols now claims a former top official in the FBI was behind the bombing plot. Nichols says in a statement for a federal lawsuit that bomber Timothy McVeigh identified deputy FBI director Larry Potts as the man directing the scheme."
Read article... Comments (291)

From: lookout [below]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 14:27

I can say me first because I submitted the article.

ME FIRST

And it's my birthday.

From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 14:33

Whatever. If the FBI was really behind the bombing they wouldn't have been able to pull it off so well. Never jump to the conclusion that a vast government conspiracy is responsible for something that can be explained through simple incompetence. (See also: 9/11.)

From: psydal [CRAZY/LAZY]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 14:39

I couldnt get the article
to show.......piece of shit.

From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 14:40

brainspore:
I agree whole heartedly!
Our Gov't isn't capable of pulling that off without tripping over it's own feet in covering it up! Just think Keystone Cops and then lower your expectations and then there we are!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Feb-2007 15:22

Yeah, like the Fucktard Bureau of Incompetents is going to blow up their own building. I think they're stupid but not that stupid.

From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 16:20

From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Feb-2007 15:22

Yeah, like the Fucktard Bureau of Incompetents is going to blow up their own building. I think they're stupid but not that stupid.

=======================

...not to mention murder their own children. Fucking up in Waco was one thing, but honestly, what agency would barbecue their own day care center just to further some political agenda?

From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 16:22

It wasn't their building. The FBI offices were located in a separate building. An "annex" or some damned thing.

I agree also that a bunch of stumblefuck cops wouldn't have a hope in hell of successfully bombing a building. Burning it down? Yes, but not blowing it up.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 16:28

Happy Birthday.

From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 16:28

Well it appears that time in prison has given him a shot at making up stories of someone elses culpability. It was Islamic terrorist that put it all together a couple of years ago. That story didn't hold water either.

Happy Birthday "lookout"

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 16:34

Shit, it's not like this was a complicated plot or anything. Buy a couple tons of ammonium nitrate and fuel oil (ANFO), obtain several dozen blasting caps, put the package into a Ryder van, park, flee, and detonate by remote. Easy as pie.

If you want to be even more simplistic, just dump a bag of ANFO mixed with gravel in front of your target and wire a blasting cap to detonate by remote. It may not detonate uniformly but it will fuck up anyone within 30 feet.

/the more you know

From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 17:58

They didn't use fuel oil. They used nitromethane racing fuel. You get a bigger bang that way. Adding powdered aluminum makes it even better, but they didn't do that.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 20:45

Hmmm. I always assumed it was just standard ANFO in the truck, but I guess they went the extra mile to kill just that many more people. I always thought white phosphorous or vapor bombs were more entertaining than mere truck bombs, though.

Nerve/Biological agents are the way to go if you really want to stir up a media shitstorm. VX gas released into a closed arena's ventilation systems, cyclosarin released on passenger trains, bubonic plague and anthrax at school events...the list goes on.

If the government wanted to control us badly enough, I think that all those domestic weapons of mass destruction might get a whole lot scarier. What if Bush didn't want to leave office? What if some hideous plague (released by terrorists, of course) managed to convince the country that we needed a stronger leadership?

The War on Terror is unwinnable, nor is it meant to be won. It is basically a protracted fly-swatting campaign designed to keep people on edge because nervous people are easy to scare and manipulate.

From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 21:45

The best bang for the buck is probably botulinum toxin or ricin. To make botox, all you need are soil, fatty meat (roadkill will work) and mason jars. For ricin, one needs castor beans. No, I will NOT post about how one isolates the active ingredients, but anyone with a batchellor's degree in chemistry or biochemistry would possess the necessary laboratory skills. Since these are toxic proteins, shelf life is short. Proteins decompose; alkaloids don't.

Other fungus toxins are also quite lethal. Aflatoxin, from moldy nuts or moldy coffee is exquisitely carcinogenic, for example. This branch of chemistry was never my specialty; I started out as an organic chemist, making ferroelectric liquid crystal compounds, and then drifted into metallo-organic liquid precursors for new materials for microelectronics applications, and was awarded 79 US and foreign patents for doing so, but study of chemical weapons agents and organotoxins was a hobby of mine.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 21:51

I think ke's telling the truth, really I do.

What reason does he have to lie?


Sure.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 22:22

Quite the 'hobby' you have there. Castor beans are easily obtained, but manufacturing ricin is one of those 40 years to life offenses I'd rather not risk. Despite all that, small arms are the real killers, the real weapons of mass destruction are available at sporting goods stores.

Machine guns are just as lethal as biotoxins.

A molotov cocktail will fuck shit up as bad as any frag grenade.

Chlorine gas manufactured from ammonia and bleach can fill a house or area with toxic fumes...the Iraqi insurgents just figured this out over the last few days.

From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 22:43

Really; never anything more than a hobby. Governments do not like the toxic proteins very much because when they want a new weapon, it's because they intend to save it up for the next war, rather than using it right away, and like I said, this stuff doesn't store well. You would need cryogenic temperatures, like at a sperm bank.

My other hobbies were also all weapons-related. There isn't any money in it, though I can't stand the Muzzies, and even hurting innocent Muzzies would be illegal and would bother me later even if it were.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 00:56

Well if the fucking government would of taken my nickel's worth of free advice and just killed this prick as well a long time ago, this putz wouldn't be around to talk shit. Timothy McVeigh was a fucking dork. I still don't know why they didn't kill Nichols too. Waste my tax money every year now just to feed him. Fucking kill him Iraq roadside bomb style

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 02:02

Obviously Tim took exception to the Waco murders.

Still; responsible individuals (regardless of political bent) cannot condone the taking of random innocent life....even with regard to understandable retribution.

From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 08:04

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 00:56

Well if the fucking government would of taken my nickel's worth of free advice and just killed this prick as well a long time ago, this putz wouldn't be around to talk shit. Timothy McVeigh was a fucking dork. I still don't know why they didn't kill Nichols too. Waste my tax money every year now just to feed him. Fucking kill him Iraq roadside bomb style

------------------

If they hadn't been in such a rush to kill McVeigh they might have actually got some useful information out of him about his accomplices (which almost certainly extended beyond Nichols). Instead, McVeigh died a martyr for his sick cause and a bunch of babykilling bastards walked.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 10:24

McVeigh is no martyr. He has no following. No crimes will ever be committed in his name. The only people who were against his execution are the same people who are against all executions.

From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 11:09

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 10:24

McVeigh is no martyr. He has no following. No crimes will ever be committed in his name. The only people who were against his execution are the same people who are against all executions.

========================

That's what they said about David Koresh, until Timothy McVeigh set off his bomb. But seriously, do you think that McVeigh and Nichols were really alone in this?

From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 11:52

If I were bored stiff sitting in a cell all day I probably would also start pulling all kinds of stories out of my ass to relieve the boredom. The justice system seems to be the only proof we have that a perpetuum mobile can in fact exist. (Ever tried talking about thermodynamics with a judge? q.e.d.)

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 12:52

Shaggy: It wasnt me.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 12:53

No, I don't think they acted alone, but neither do I believe McVeigh would have told them anything credible, no matter how long he lived.

I don't live far from Terry Nichols family. The Michigan Militia is big here, I know many members, but I've never heard a single one praise the actions of those two. They blew up a fucking nursery. They get very little sympathy from their own kind.

From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 13:10

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 12:53

No, I don't think they acted alone, but neither do I believe McVeigh would have told them anything credible, no matter how long he lived.

===================

Possibly not, but we'll never know now. Funny what a couple decades in a dark hole will do to a guy's loyalties. There are plenty of former Klansmen who cracked under similar situations to provide useful information to investigators.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 14:51

... Funny what a couple decades in a dark hole will do to a guy's loyalties. ...

Funny what a couple decades in a dark hole can do to their sanity too. They'll make up anything they can if they think it will buy them a little light.

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 15:22

this is cool, post on fuck nuts,
nice to you see return MR grey. your cantor, your flap,your bullshit, your british crap? your honesty?--what ever
has been missed!
I don't about this Larry Putts dude, but I know the feds killed JFK in '63
so why not off these guys in the name of justice?

From: brightwood [Bright]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 15:48

Actually, folks, this is the very first thing that I've ever heard about this case that even remotely begins to make any amount of sense.

That IS one of the things that law enforcement agencies do, is they go undercover and they incite otherwise law-abiding citizens to commit heinous-enough crimes that their superiors continue to fund their endeavors.. instead of actually cleaning up the crimes that are already being committed.

All it would take is for some FIBber to want to be promoted, but realize that the assignments he's working on will never get him noticed, and start sowing seeds of discontent among malcontents to stir someone up into some action, and then, miraculously, be among the first on the scene, but the first to track them down after they do whatever it is that they do.. and thereby merit more of a promotion than before.

Low-life law-enforcement officers do it all the time.

So, no surprise to me.

Why do you think McVeigh's death sentence was so swiftly carried out?

From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 16:21

From: brightwood [Bright]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 15:48

...All it would take is for some FIBber to want to be promoted, but realize that the assignments he's working on will never get him noticed, and start sowing seeds of discontent among malcontents to stir someone up into some action, and then, miraculously, be among the first on the scene, but the first to track them down after they do whatever it is that they do.. and thereby merit more of a promotion than before.

---------------------------

Interesting theory. How many of your coworkers' children would YOU slaughter so you could score a positive performance evaluation?

Again, never assume a Machiavellian genius is behind something that can be explained through simple bureaucratic incompetence.

From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 24-Feb-2007 17:34

Are we to believe it just never occurred to Nichols for him to tell about this earlier, like during his trial? Did he forget?

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 24-Feb-2007 23:49

First post on the new ffa

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 24-Feb-2007 23:55

Is everyone here? Where did TSS go?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:02

BP, I am still here.

Just being quiet, with the intentions
of driving you mad enough to bear all
in a fit of 'look at me' attitude.

Is it working?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:03

hehe Hell yeah...now send me that damn pic
before I go all Britney on you

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:09

*sulking quietly in the corner*

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:10

I can't. I am a special agent with the FBI.

I am currently casing rotten for Aussie
perverts.

*Gleans*

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:12

But I sent you a pic!
Okay..so I don't look like that "anymore"
but I still sent you one

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:18

Damn you and your Jedi mind tricks!

Check your email

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:23

Knowing that you people stay awake at night wondering what I look like, here I am.



From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:24

Hmmm I can see why Tossle says "Ik = Phil"

Still think Im hairier than you though

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:25

Ikthool, you look like a singer who has my name,
and, you look just like one of my old best friends
from school.

Freaky.

BP, I am checking now.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:27

BP, the more you fight me... the more I want it.

Give TSS what he wants. Titty pic!

And tell your Auntie Tossle to get her ass back on
here! I will be getting out of here pretty soon.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:29

okay okay
check your email for a more recent one
(no titty pic sooooorry)

that last one was taken about 27 or so
years ago

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:29

Wow, I think I should ask this...

How old are you, BP?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:30

nearly 29.....why?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:31

do i look that horrid?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:32

Later taters, I am gonna get my freak on, have a goodnight *waves*

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:33

>>Ikthool, you look like a singer who has my name, <<

Dude,I hate to be like this,but if you mean Phil from Pantera I may have to cyberhug you.
Everyone else on this site keeps saying I look like Phil Collins.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:35

damn I think the pic scared him off...I warned him I was fugly

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:36

Well, if tossle is your aunt, then there was a good
chance you were less than 18. And since I am asking
you for titty pics...

I got your pic! Are those your children? Are you
married? If I ask you another question are you
going to bother reading my posts?

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:39

Just post your picture here Bushpig.
Now that I've broken the shackles of common sense,
I think everyone should.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:41

** ikthool:

Nope. I meant Punxsutawney Phil.

No ikthoolian hugs for me.

Whew!

** BP:

You couldn't scare me off. Even if
your picture was horrid, I would
still want to see titty pics!

The ugly girls got the best boobs!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:41

The girl chillen is mine, the other is my nephew
born last August (Ive actually
lost 30 pounds or so since then).
I am still "technically" married,(although separated
since last March) but I hope to rectify that in
a couple of months .....

Now youre not reneg on the deal r u?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:42

No way Jose...er..I mean Ik...its not a pretty
sight.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:43

Anyone else see the resemblance between ikthool and Phil?



And hey cats! Thanks for dumping me!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:44

so u gonna have nightmares now tss?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:44

Well, BP, if you are soon to be divorced...
you had better pawn up those titty pics,
and do it fast.

Piss him off while you can!

Hurry!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:50

Nah tss...hes so retarded he wouldn't
know his arse from his elbow anyway

Nice try btw

Now send that pic you promised or
else....I'll be very very sad

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:50

ROFLMAO Sally!!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:54

Im waiting Tss.....

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 00:59

Why can't you girls simply give, give, give?
All the while not expecting anything in return?

Why must I grace each pixel on your screen with
my glory? The last time I sent a gal my pic, the
image was so bright it burned itself into the
phosphorous on her screen.

She eventually sold it on e-bay, titled
'female super-stimulant.' The directions read:

"Plug the monitor into a local wall outlet. Turn
the monitor on by the Power Button located just
under the screen on the bottom of your CRT. If
you have not put on your shades, do it now! If
there are men in the room, make them leave! If
there are other women in the room, and you are not
lesbian, make them leave! You will be otherwise.
If you are lesbian, and there are other women,
please forward all media (sounds, images, video)
to TSS's inbox."

Ya see? I can't do it.

Why are you asking, anyways?
Tossle has my pic!

Just ask her. (Tell her I won't mind.)

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:02

So youre gonna play like that are ya? :)
And to think...I just sent you a tittie pic

BTW Tossbohs not online at the moment so I
cant ask her!

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:04

Funny you should compare to my archnemesis Puxatawney Phil,

I live in Pennsylvania,Puxatawney is only about a 3 hour drive for me.

So,some years back,as any man does,I decided to assassinate Puxatawney Phil.

I was going to use my compound bow .

A blunt target arrow first.
Groundhogs are tough little mother fuckers.
A target arrow would just wound him,
and all the people would be so happy he survived.


Then I was going to nail him with a broadhead.



A friend of mine who lived in Puxatawney told me
that would be funny as hell,but I would get lynched.

"You realize they will actually lynch you for that right?"

So I fagged out,and didn't assassinate Phil yet.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:04

BP, those are some of the nicest breasts I have
seen from a rotten gal.

I swear to Allah... how is your man allowing you
to leave with breasts like that?

Stupid, stupid man.

Stupid!

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:06

Ikthool, you pussy.

You could have been a legend...

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:07

What is the fascination that you Americans
have with those furry little critters?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:09

What furry critters?

Vaginas?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:10

lol yeah...those too

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:14

How long did it take tossle to
get you on rotten, BP?

Also, what nice juicy bits did
she tell you about me? Eh?

Did she tell you good things, or
bad things?

(The bad things are all lies.)

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:17

Ya bloody doofus...Tossle is not
my real Auntie!!

You dont really want me to tell
you what shes said about you coz...
well...you just dont want to know. :)

The only thing I will tell you is that
she told me a young girl like myself should
stay well clear of you for my own sake:)

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:23

Alright. That is it. I have been called doofus.

I ain't taking that shit. I'll have you know that
my IQ is 189!

Oh, wait. Sorry... forgot the decimal.

18.9!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:25

Is it even possible to have an IQ
that low without being a slobbering
mess? Oh right, hang on......

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:25

Hi Sally :)

These two are making me feel like a third wheel.
How about we do something nice together?

A nice dinner,
we could take in a show,
you could cover my escape when I whack that rat bastard Puxatawney Phil...

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:27

Sorry Ik, jump in at any time! :)

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:28

Where the hell is Sally?

Is she here?

And ikthool, I bet you feel like a
third wheel! (I thought you left!)

LOL

Sorry man. I thought I was alone, with
a young Aussie.

You understand...

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:29

lol being a third wheel is prolly
better than being a doofus!

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:32

Yes BP, it is possible to be more than a
slobbering mess with an IQ as low as
18.9

Why, we have proof here in America around
every corner!

Mind you... they aren't bright enough to
major in advanced languages such as the
default English language, but they do
just fine with simplified versions that
don't require any accuracy.

Like Ebonics or Immigrantics. If semantics
are not so much important as just making
noise, well, there ya go!

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:33

I'm losing track of things here...

is Bushpig a young lady,
or an old dude?


And is she a nun?

I love my wife and all,but if I have shot at hooking up with a nun,I'm going for it!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:36

Lol Ik,

No, Im an Aussie girl (nothing ladylike
about me Im afraid), although I look
like an old dude

And Im not a Nun..so I guess your
marriage is safe....for now :P

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:40

Just for shits and giggles
let's throw a real question out there-


How old are you TSS?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:44

I dont think youre gonna get a
straight answer from TSS, Ik.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:44

Yeah ik, I was pretty excited about the
nun thing too... damn.

BP, why are all women so hard on themselves
about their appearance? JHC. I can't walk
by a mirror without checking myself out,
and I am not even the best looking guy out
there, either.

(I think I saw a guy who looked better when
I was like 13, but I can't be sure. It may
have been another mirror reflection.)

I tell ya what. How about you go out and
buy some really sexy clothes like lingerie
and thigh-highs, do your hair and makeup,
THEN let's see how you think of yourself.

K?

(Send me the pics so I can make messy
notes...)

Pffft. Women.

Let's see the 'under-pig', eh? Let's see
some skin.

Ikthool, I believe you can help me with this
one, right? I mean, NF is sleeping, right?

Seriously though, how is she?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:46

I
K
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H
O
O
L
,

I

A
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0
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Ha BP!

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:46

As a 27 year old male who kicks ass for a
living let me be the first to tell everyone
I am quite capable and willing to beat %99 of people
to death

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:48

Hiya MV...hows tricks

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:50

Alright.

TSS = 30.
BP = 29.
MV = 27.
IK = ??.

IK, unless you are an old fart, I believe
I am actually the oldest fart here.

How old are you?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:50

This must be the soup, cracker is here!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:51

I think Ik said 35 before Tss...so youre
not the old fart here at all.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:51

TSS, not any more.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:53

btw...Im not 29 YET!!
(still got a couple of weeks to
go thanx very much)

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:54

Help you with what?
You confused the shit out of me there dude,and I've done enough acid to understand UN and Apocraphyl most of the time.



I'm betting 27.
Close or not close?

51 for Bushpig.
Close or not close?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:57

Hi cracker btw

Jesus Ik, you wanna get yourself
bitchslapped into next week?

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:57

>>I am quite capable and willing to beat %99 of people
to death <<

Horseshit.
I can only beat 95% of people to death,and I would own you.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:58

BP from the description you gave, you don't look like


do you?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:58

BP: Same here! FU IK! 27? So I
sound younger than I am? Fucker.

Hi cracker.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:58

Cracker how the hell did you
get my picture?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:59

Yeah tss but at least he was
only 3 years out for you!

:(

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:01

Ikthool

I have seen your picture and I know you
sling mud for a living -- it would be a fair fight

My guess would be whoever lands the first punch

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:02

Jesus boys...put your dicks away
will ya?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:02

IK, don't forget the crazy factor, crazy tough is hard to beat!

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:02

I would kick the poop out of both of
you little tards.

Bitches.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:03

If you don't like it Bushpig,
don't call yourself old.
Jesus fucking christ DS thought I was like 110 and I'm not pissed at her.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:04

Then I could mop up with my mossburg!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:04

Sarcasm dear Ik...sarcasm....

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:05

So, why are you leaving the man, BP?

Is he a dickhead, lazy bum mofo?

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:07

leaving? Already left him tss

But yes he was all those things
and more!! :)

Prolly the biggest wanker in all
of Oz (& trust me theres quite a
few of those around here)

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:07

Cracker, what is your age?

The name, laid back and fuck you-ish,
lends to the impression that you
are about 50.

?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:10

BP, you got YIM?

I want to YIM you sometime. Maybe I can
get you and tossle on at the same time
for an AU/US orgy!

Although, it's not as interesting now
that I know she isn't your Aunt...

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:11

Yes tss...I got yim...check my profile

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:11

Tss, 53 so yeah, I'm as old as you will be
in a few years , if your lucky.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:12

Tss, 53 so yeah, I'm as old as you will be
in a few years , if your lucky.

*****

Jesus youre good Tss!!

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:15

MV you have said a lot of retarded shit on this forum.
I am by no means behind you in the way of saying retarded shit.


But arguing over the internet over who could beat who up,
is retarded even for us to do,on the most boring night.

It seems like you agree,and I think we are just going to have to
live with agreeing on one thing.



BTW- sporting of you to make the fair fight comment,I don't know what your build is,but from your tenacity I'll call you a fair fight too.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:16

BP I have told my age on here a few times.

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:17

jesus...you guys just dont get
aussie sarcasm do you?? :P

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:17

I found the older you get, the less fun you make of the old farts!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:18

actually cracker...I tend to make more fun
of them as I get older! :)

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:20

I am getting a scanner soon so I just might let
you all see what a damn good looking man I am!

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:21

You know, set my ball sack on it and scan, post!

From: bushpig [Just a bit feral!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:22

that is more than a little
disturbing Cracker :P

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:23

Cracker

Ask Tossle about my devestating good
looks--I sent many rotten women a picture

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:23

Dammit cracker let her believe I am good!

MV is about the most mysterious mofo on here.
He has never (that I know of) given pics.
And when he describes himself, he seems
modestly honest. I think he could take a
beating like a 6 foot dick, and I am
almost certain ikthool would be very good
at the required stroke, given his
'hands-on' occupation.

Now, ikthool, I could see fighting not like
MV, which is 'wild scrapper', but like a
'raging bull.' Old ikthool would bash until
an hour passed and he was frothing at the
mouth so bad that he couldn't breath through
it.

And cracker? He would just shoot you fuckers.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:23

I found the older yuo get,
the easier it is to make fun of young people.


And Bushpig,you really hit a nerve there,
why should I all of a sudden put my dick away
just because you say to?

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:27

Fortunately myself and Ikthool
are "two peas in a pod"

We would not fight but instead have a unspoken
agreement who could spend more money on booze

Ikthool is my motherfucker -- If he ever needs a hole
dug in Indiana he knows who to call

And I can expect the same from him

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:27

I do seem to remember reading some of the "girls"
gushing on about MVs' good looks.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:30

I have been one of the priviledged few to see a pic of MV, and the man is a grade-A hottie, no lie. I wouldnt kick him out of bed for eating crackers

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:33

Sorry Cracker, my mind was wandering off to the gutter...a normal place for it to reside

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:33

Cats is telling the truth

The fact that I am in denial about the severity
of my insanity is even better

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:37

Yes, I have to admit he is their 'stud.'

Bitches.

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:39

Where in tarnations is Bascha?

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:42

Wait a minute...
The fight might be back on..

Are you people saying MV is better looking than me?



I take that very seriously you know,just ask Cranky.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:42

Well TSS, you know how to join the Rotten Stud Club. It's within your grasp. You too could have women fawning all over you, you only have to snap a pic. You know...A PICTURE...

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:44

For the record Ik, I don't think you look like Phil Collins

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:45

Hey, cats, you dumped me earlier... is that
called YIMPING when you dump on the YIM?

Bitch.

I was saluting you, too.

I can't post pictures, then you would all
know I was a quadriplegic Millionaire.

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:48

I told you TSS, I had 'things' to do. Multiple things. You are just lucky (or not) that I remembered to turn the cam off

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:48

Alright Cracker,I want the truth this time,
are you milkmandan,or are you just raiding his pics like I am?

From: thecathouse [Got litter...?]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:50

And TSS you were 'saluting me' how? It's not like I have a pic of it or anything to confirm it...

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:52

Alright Cracker,I want the truth this time,
are you milkmandan,or are you just raiding his pics like I am?

no, ask theo, he knows that I borrow links.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:53

Ikthool -- Stop being so vain

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:57

I was looking for some image and I stumbled into this guys vault of cool images.
I use them left and right,you seem to get a lot of images from the same place.

I was just wondering if you're the real milkmandan that's all.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:59

No, I cruise yahoo images and the second click brings
you to pages of images like that.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:03

>>From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 02:53

Ikthool -- Stop being so vain <<<

I'm only this vain because I think that song is about me.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:06

A Carly Simon reference ?

That is fucking great

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:06

If you click on the pic ^ I posted, erase back
to /SA, click go. You'll see how I get pages from
other peoples post also.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:12

wow, did I kill it?

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:20

cracker666

I need to seek your wisdom

Obviously we are all aware I am a scumbag

My current dilemma involves a 23 year old female
that is my 1/2 girlfriend

I like her more than I should but I am getting more
static from my peers than I care to hear

I can see myself being her actual boyfriend but
whenever I hear someone bring up her past relationships
I am tempted to dump a clip of .40 caliber Federal Hydra-Shocks
into the ex-boyfriend

But she is a ex-friend of my last girlfriend who
is extra stupid

Any advice ?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:26

MV, you should concentrate on finding a soul mate
that soothes the beast within you, one that would
make you afraid to break the law, because it would
mean being locked up away from her. Any one that
pisses you off, try to avoid.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:27

What's up cracker? Is this a regular session or are you just fucking around?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:28

bbbm, MV likes to think of me as DR. Phill!

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:30

Actually MV you could screw her, dump her then kill her X

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:32

Ohh goody advice !
I love giving advice (bear in mind it may well be BAD advice).

Anyhoo, here's my advice.
Move.
Leave town. To many ex's there. You are obviously moving in a small circle.
Eventually you will disappear up your own ass only to discover you have a fat wife and 4 obnoxious kids.

Leave while you still can.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:32

Yeah Well as you were, my nickels worth of free advice is better spent on something else. My coffee cup is full, this is looking to be another fine sunday morning at the ranch. Did you see the bronco's lost another player yesterday?

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:33

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:27

What's up cracker? Is this a regular session or are you just fucking around?



blahblah

I have been waiting to hear from you

Is it going to be good or bad ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:34

Advice part II


Buy a hamster, they are cheaper to feed and when they wear out or get fat and old (about 6 months) they are easy and cheap to replace.
Plus they are cuter thatn 99% of female humans (except for the ones with red hair) and don't smell as bad.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:36

Oldgit -- you would be smitten

She has better taste in music than me

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:38

Fuck MV, listen to your peers. Most of the
time they are fucking right on with things
like that... seriously.

You know damn well there are thousands of
other pussies within walking distance man!

Fuck her, and then dump her for other pussy!

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:38

Git seems to be preoccupied with hampsters I guess
I'll have to find new graphics to illustrate git related posts!

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:39

MV you are a fucked up twisted piece of shit and as you said a scum bag, but I have to consider the source. Rotten would not be rotten without dumb fuck assholes such as yourself and oldgit. Take it as it is, however you did say some mean things to my wife. Not that she or I care but it was an added kick in the head when being down so. WTF , real friends help friends move bodies, and oldgit although he has the wisdom, he is across the ocean so like I've said a million times... I've got a 9 mm and a bobcat, who's next? :-)

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:41

Hi BBBM.

Nice to meet you.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:41

LMFAO cracker, oldgit I refreshed and saw what two said, had coffee coming out my nose. Fuckers! Rotten mother fuckers. :-)

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:43

Hello how are they a hangin'? Are you getting any fucking? Oldgit all those sheep, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad LOL so little time huh?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:44

I am just following my own advice cracker.
Too many ex's amongst the local sheep populations.
Hamsters can be bought and sold and are only slightly more expensive than Romanians.

The future is hamster shaped.


And MV, No one, but no one, is allowed to have "better" (or worse) taste in music than me and certainly not a woman !

Whatever next , a black president ?

Ridiculous

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:49

Or a female president, heaven forbid!

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:49

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:39


Your post about me was beyond great

"a forklift driving drug-dealing felon"
was classic

Still one of the funniest things I have ever seen
on rotten--And I will officially apologize for being
a prick towards you -- I smelled blood and went
for the jugular

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:50

MV, you really should try to get the facility to download music you know.
You are in danger of becomming out of time.
There is so much great (free) stuff out there.

Why only today I have got the "Gypsy Boots" album from 1968, a Talking Heads live show frmo 1977 and Roosevelt Franklin from Sesame Street numbers.
And there will be more to come.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:51

MV don't sweat the small stuff. Going to prison for pussy is insane. Unethical. Bitches come and go. @ 23 she may know what she wants to be when she grows up however unless she's going to be a doctor or lawyer, why even fuck with a big lead weight around you neck? Does she make nearly as much as you do? Does she swallow and allow you to take the dirt road when there's blood on the highway? All these things are important. :-)

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:53

I must say, and I will, that Rooselvelt Franklin is my new all time favourite muppet. I mean, he was soooo not a good idea. A watermelon munching, mush mouth, purple migger (muppet black guy).
HA HA HA.

"Roosevelt Franklin whar is you at ?"

It makes me DIE. I mean, suppose you were a little black kid in the 70's looking for positive role models from Sesame Street and you get stuck with a pube headed purple retard.
Too funny.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:53

Oldgit

I have been rocking some old-school
Sun Records again

For whatever reason Roy Orbinson
still kicks ass

Check out some NOFX I heard they suck live

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:55

Yes Rod Orbinson is the oooby doooby man.
My top sunny side was always Black Cadillac and a red moustache or that one that goes "Went up town, feeling down" Feelin' low I think it's called.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:56

Pink ! The cadillac was PINK ! Duh !
I have had waaaaay toooo much coffee this morning.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:56

Oldgit that is great isn't it to download it and burn it I fucking love it. However, they are cracking down on that shit as well. But even if you have to pay to download it, it's still better that way. I love the fact that I don't have to go and buy a cd for like one or two songs that I want. Besides, I found Sam Kinison live that there is fucking hilarious shit :-)

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:58

Women ! One should always look for two things in a woman.

1. Lack of wedding ring
2. Signs of life.


any thing else is pure window dressing.
What makes any of us think that any sane woman would want anything to do with a smelly slob like most men are of.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:59

Tell me, is it a bad sign when your "lady" will only handle your "winky" with tongs ?

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:00

MV I went right by your town like three weeks ago, coming back from North Dakota. That was a fucking road trip from hell. Not ever looking forward to that shit again. Fucking A.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:03

I married my child bride 34 years ago yesterday.
And it just keeps getting better and better!

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:03

bad or good oldgit, bad because that would mean that the party's over, good because that would mean there are ten others that will do everything else with the thing

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:06

I am shocked to hear git drinking coffee,
I thought he was a T tootler.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:08

That there is some sick fucking muslim shit isn't it? Child bride. That is just how fucking out of order those raghead sand bangers are. At least the fucking cavemen knew enough to drag the bitch by the hair, so the sand wouldn't fill the slot. Muslims leave alot to be desired I tell you what. I may be red neck, but I am christian. To do something that isn't christian, and no bitches for president thank you very fucking much.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:08

blahblah

You missed my party I had 4 months ago

My probation ends in November 2011
I quit smoking pot after my charges were reduced
to misdemeanors etc...

I am now a law-abiding citizen

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:15

bbbm, I was a child too!

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:16

Damn... "bbbm" looks so bad.

I feel like I am talking to a REALLY
fat black lady. I mean, FAAAAT.

What do you prefer? BlahBlah? Blow(me)?

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:17

That sucks having a sitter to watch over you. But whatever floats your boat. Better than the crowbar hotel. I just had to laugh at that story yesterday with that fucking ex judge and child porn on his computer, he acted as if he was going to faint in court, 23 months was nothing, fuck I would of ended it for him right quick with one between the eyes. Well MV, the next thing to hope for is to remain hassle free. I spent alot of years 'trying' 'the man' just to find out there really is no way to fucking win against those fucking pigs. So I just do the speed limit, say yes sir and no sir. Because They will always win and fuck you over if you let them.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:19

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 03:38

Git seems to be preoccupied with hampsters I guess
I'll have to find new graphics to illustrate git related posts!


------------------------------------

Here's an animation.
OG, leaving his hamster out, for some exercise.

http://www.joecartoon.com/files/media/gift.swf

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:20

LOL that is funny I suppose though Big Black LMFAO ... Whatever just as long as you don't call me arab or late for dinner, those are fightin' words. :-)

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:23

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]


I am completely absolved of all things illegal
but much like yourself I am easily upset and I have
a tendency to wear my heart on my sleeve

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:29

Yes those fucking pigs. I fucking hate cops. Really I do. I know they are all not bad but let's just review, there has never been anything good that has come from any interaction with the fucking pigs. I have managed to stay out of trouble the last 8 years by just accepting that they will always win. And if I push the limits just to get a reaction from them, Fuck. I fucking hate cops.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:42

These so called friends of ours, the reason for moving to Indiana, it's funny shit really. He is a vet, was in Iraq, honorable discharge for a shoulder injury, he then went to the trooper academy, and he is on the casino river boat with the gaming commission, he thinks he's a state trooper really, it's funny. So she is a convicted felon, fraudulent check something or other, she can't get a driver's license because of her fraud in the past. She hits a bunch of birds with their trail blazer, smashed the right from headlight and grill pieces out. So they turn it in to the insurance as he was the one driving it. She is a drama fucking queen, I tell you what. They are getting what they have coming to them I'm sure. Why? Because they think he's a state trooper, when in fact he isn't. And they just lied and committed insurance fraud. Vicious little circles we keep isn't it? I JUST LAUGH.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:45

Here are some Sunday morning Monkeybone cartoons for you all.

http://www.bitemymonkey.com/java.html

http://www.bitemymonkey.com/roadrage.html

http://www.bitemymonkey.com/pool.html

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 04:49

You'll just love this game.

Poop!

http://www.bitemymonkey.com/poogame.html

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 05:02

Oh it's a jungle out there, I tell you what. Life on a sunday morning. This would be the time I'd be getting ready to go to church, that's if I went at all. I feel just fine praying at my house every sunday morning. I really shouldn't be the fucking bastard that I am. I think it's probably what's kept me away from the good die young thing. Definitely redfuckingneck I tell you what. Perhaps a reloading station would make me pray better on sunday mornings :-)

From: mcdanel1771 [mcdanel 1771]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 06:56

Sandy, are you the source of those paedo accusations in the story you submitted? I think you might be a naughty boy...

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 07:33

Where did everyone go? Mother fuckers. I know you didn't all go to church. I may have been born at night, but not last night. You know what I 'm sayin', shit, damn, I didn't just fall off the truck yesterday :-)

From: mcdanel1771 [mcdanel 1771]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 07:39

BlahBlah, We're burning a sacrifice (chronic cough)

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 07:42

Iran's judiciary is to launch a fresh clampdown on women it deems are inappropriately dressed and "spreading prostitution," the state news agency IRNA reported on Saturday.
"The ones who spread prostitution and intentionally seek to disturb social and moral security by inappropriate clothing and behavior will be firmly confronted," Tehran's hardline prosecutor Saeed Mortazavi said.
"It has been noticed that some people with an outrageous appearance in public hurt religious feelings and beliefs," he said, adding the crackdown would start on March 6 and continue for a month.
Mortazavi said the crackdown would also target what he described as "street women who get into cars as passengers and rob or extort the drivers."
Every post-pubescent woman is required to cover her hair and body in public in Iran. Crackdowns are common in summer when many women defy the Islamic dress code by wearing short bright coats, flimsy headscarves and capri pants.

For fucks sake. Fucking muslim pigs. Fucking muslim rat fucking bastards.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 07:43

The chronic and sacrifice I believe... :-)

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 07:46

Man what is up with all these wild animals attacking perfectly good people in all these zoos? Fuck.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 07:53

Warren Co. prosecutor lists most-wanted
THE ENQUIRER
The Warren County Prosecutor has released a Most Wanted list featuring four fugitives:
+Enrique Torres+ is wanted in the murder of Kevin Barnhill, Aug. 25, in Mason. Torres is listed as an illegal alien. There is a reward for information leading to his arrest.
+Jose Ramon Ocasio Nuņez+ is wanted in a felonious assault with a firearm, from a July 14 incident at a construction site in Hamilton County. Police believe Nuņez is involved with a gang.
+James Scott Jr.+ is wanted after he jumped bail while a jury deliberated and eventually found him guilty in a drug-trafficking trial Oct. 31. There is a reward for information leading to his arrest.
+Joseph White+ is wanted because he is said to owe $61,500 in child support to his three children.
Anyone with information about these men can call 513-695-1325. Yeah especially the guy that owes his kids all that money, what a hardened criminal. Oh it's a jungle out there. I think it's the new math, drives them right to the streets. :-0

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 07:55

Man where did everybody go? I'm gonna go to get more coffee, when I come back there better me someone doing some explaining :-)

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:12

I'm here Blowme.
And if it makes you feel any better,
a certain pussy liberal state just sent me notice that they
want me to go back there and stand trial for 3 counts of assaulting
a police officer.

I'm not saying I didn't fuck up,
but I am saying their definition of assault sucks.

In Pennsylvania they would have beat the living breathing
shit out of me for that,then give me a $500 fine for
disorderly conduct,and left me go.

These motherfuckers want tens of thousands of dollars
and me in jail for 9 years.

Fuck their laws.
Pennsylvania only extradites to Maryland.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:23

Like Roosevelt Franklin say

"Don't fuck wit da man"

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:27

Git,you greasy old toadstool,your music is pretty good.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:29

These motherfuckers want tens of thousands of dollars
and me in jail for 9 years.
+++

that would be terrible ik!

a nice,sweet guy like you in
prison with all those big,
mean, tough guys...

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:32

ikthool, if you like my music may I suggest you need to increase your medication.
If you know any rich record producers put them in touch though.
It's a new genre "Music for the elderly and insane".

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:34

>>a nice,sweet guy like you in
prison with all those big,
mean, tough guys... <<

My game plan is to quit wiping my ass.
That should keep 'em away.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:35

Oooh cranky's right there ik !
Better stock up on the vaseline now !
Strangely enough Phil Collins is very popular with certain black gangs I here.

I can imagine you in the showers (uuugh ! scrubbin eyes. scrubbing eyes ) when

"Yo, you gonna be singin "caynt hurry love" fer me whiteboy ?"

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:36

"My game plan is to quit wiping my ass.
That should keep 'em away. "

Now where's sean when you need him ?
Maybe to gay folks it's like channel no. 5.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:36

"Poop pour homme " by Giorgio Armani.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:43

>>...ain black gangs I here. <<

Is that to be read 'hear'?

Jesus fucking christ Git,
what's it going to take for the English to learn English?

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:46

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:36

"My game plan is to quit wiping my ass.
That should keep 'em away. "

Now where's sean when you need him ?
Maybe to gay folks it's like channel no. 5.

----------------------------

LOL! OG.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:47

I can imagine you in the showers
+++
too late ik.

just accept your fate, men are already
imagining you naked.


although maybe you could take NF
with you, i bet she could fight them
off of you.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:48

Here, hear, hier. What's the difrence ?
Coffee high worn of, cofee comedown
kneed more coffe

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:49

Figh or "fright" them off.
Ha ha ha !
Me so funny.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:49

I should cut that pony tail off too ik.
Don't want "buggergrips" now do you ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:53

And cranky, in my defence, given the choice of imagining the female denizens of rotten.com in the showers or the male I would have to say that at least the males are recognisably human (in some cases).

The cackling, wizened, goat-titted old hags that hang round hold little appeal to the descerning gentleman.
Though, if bagged and ball-gagged I dare say one or two would be passable on a dark night.

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:54

OG, you are making spelling mistakes very often these days... something happened to your sheep? Tell us what is troubling you?

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:56

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:54

OG, you are making spelling mistakes very often these days... something happened to your sheep? Tell us what is troubling you?

---------------------------

There must have been an outbreak of foot & mouth.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 08:58

Thanks for all concern guys.


Fortunately I don't live in a redneck state.
I live in a redneck commonwealth.

PA won't extradite me to those fruity asses,unless they think I fucked a baby or something,and the dickwads in Massachusets straight up told me they don't go after people in PA.


If they tried it I would legally be allowed to call it kidnapping
and defend myself appropriately.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:01

Mr Grey, it just means that I am getting even more lazy and forgetful adn am experimenting with "variant " speelings.
Like they did in he 17th century, whare I belong.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:04

I am also experimanting with "variant thinking" and am wokring one "varian humour" too.

Why did the turkey cross the road ?
Legba !

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:05

mrgrey i saw your youtube link
you left for me about
stupid americans...very funny.

i sent it to a friend of mine
in palestine, after talking to
me he didn't find the video very
surprising.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:08

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:01

Mr Grey, it just means that I am getting even more lazy and forgetful adn am experimenting with "variant " speelings.
Like they did in he 17th century, whare I belong.

---------------------------

I'd say you've been taking some spelling tips off Sirbutlust.
Either that, or looking at too much porn, is affecting your eyesight.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:11

Mmmmmm gigner pron !

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:12

Actually I am not a porn viewer. It would be like someone without electricity looking at TVs.

Is "ginger" a catergory on porn sites ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:14

Oh great idea ! I could write a song called "Wanted in Massachussets, not wanted in Pa !"
In a kind of Phil Collins-y style.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:16

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:11

Mmmmmm gigner pron !

----------------------

For you OG.


From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:23

Nobody is wanted in PA.
We hate people.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:28

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:14

Oh great idea ! I could write a song called "Wanted in Massachussets, not wanted in Pa !"
In a kind of Phil Collins-y style.

----------------------------

OG, you're just jealous, that ik looks like Phil Collins, beacuse you
resemble Gary Glitter.


From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:29

Is there a bad spelling bug, "beacuse", LOL!

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:32

Nobody is wanted in PA.
We hate people.
+++
you all prefer groundhogs?

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:32

I'm jealous of Gary Glitter,
for what they're trying to do to me,
I should have at least got to nail a few 13 year old Asian girls.




Time to make lunch for the kids.
L8r

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:49

Don't even get me started on groundhogs woman.


From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 01:04

Funny you should compare to my archnemesis Puxatawney Phil,

I live in Pennsylvania,Puxatawney is only about a 3 hour drive for me.

So,some years back,as any man does,I decided to assassinate Puxatawney Phil.

I was going to use my compound bow .

A blunt target arrow first.
Groundhogs are tough little mother fuckers.
A target arrow would just wound him,
and all the people would be so happy he survived.


Then I was going to nail him with a broadhead.



A friend of mine who lived in Puxatawney told me
that would be funny as hell,but I would get lynched.

"You realize they will actually lynch you for that right?"

So I fagged out,and didn't assassinate Phil yet.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:50

Ik, That is good if they can't take you away. I fucking think that pig deserved it anyway. Fucking cops. Fucking rat fucking bastards. PA is a commonwealth state. I lived there for like 4 months in 97. I got a dui in Florida. Go figure right. On my birthday. .081 was my breathalyser reading. I was driving on a wisconsin license. Although they physically took my license from me, wisconsin did not recognize florida laws because the legal limit wasn't the same. It was still .1 in wisconsin. Wisconsin never suspended my license. I went back to wisconsin, got a duplicate license is all. The guy laughed at me too. Asked" you get a ticket in florida?" I said yes, he said well as long as you don't go back to florida you'll be fine. PA wouldn't give me a license there though. So Pa is kinda fucked that way.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:56

I should have been a lawyer when I grew up. Just all the people on rotten would have kept me plenty busy :-)

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 09:58

I find it quite cool that states have different laws. Although you are one country, feel in the same way patriotic every place is allowed to govern itself. Here the health minister decided to reform the health system (which, no doubt needs reforming) and the local goverments are protesting.

But after all, they get the money from the central gov in Budapest.

Atleast the money that politicians dont steal.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:00

PA is dickheaded about driver's licenes.
But now that they've managed to make 1/4 of
the population ineligible for one,
the blowback is becoming obvious enough
that they have no choice but to be a little
less cockheaded about it.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:03

Don't even get me started on groundhogs woman.
+++
damn ik, all you to say
was that you have homicidal
feelings for the groundhog.

but lack the nerve the to kill it.


poor guy,it must have taken you forever to type
all that out.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:14

>>I find it quite cool that states have different laws. Although you are one country,<<

The US is a huge chunk of real estate.

During WWII a lot of German prisoners were interred in Michigan.

Apparently the Third Reich taught a lot of genealogy,
but not much geography.

After the train ride from the Atlantic to Michigan,
and having had explained to them that they were about 1/3 of the way
across the US,many of the prisoners were treated for depression.

And ,even in the US,in 1943 you didn't get treated
for depression unless you were really fucking depressed.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:18

I am wondering what I'm going to do today. I have to get up off my ass and find something constructive to do.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:24

Hey Cranky


From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:25

Ik, my father just found the old document the other day, that proves that we are not jewish for 8 generations.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:28

yea ik i know you love me.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:30

How could I not?

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:32

Why, hello cranky. How are you today?

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:34

fuck off mrgrey i thanked you for
your stupid youtube link and you
ignored me.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:34


Look at all of these fucking sand spades. All of these at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean would be a good start. Too bad we couldn't talk North Korea into nuking Iran. Imagine that. Use the chinks to wipe out the sand spades. This snake in the front of all these other sand spades has wondered why the hollocaust was such a big deal, and questions whether it actually happened at all. That would be fucking great drop Iranians packets of sugar with Hitler on one side, W and the picture of a fucking pig on the other side with a caption 'happy mushroom cloud festival'. That would fucking rock. :-)

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:39

blowme:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/6391271.stm

cranky:
sorry, i wasnt here then, must have missed you

however i doubt of the truth of that video.
they must have asked a lot of people

i saw a similar thing with germans

and another one where after 4 hours in a room full of actors they could be convinced that blue is green.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:43

>>fuck off mrgrey i thanked you for
your stupid youtube link and you
ignored me. <<

Uh Oh look's like someone's showing their feminine side.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.


Why would you disrespect by scorning my woman Grey?

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:45

How could I not?
++
i dont know ik.
i am the most loveable person i know.



mrgrey i'm sure they did ask lots of people
and edit it a lot. but it was still funny.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:56

Why would you disrespect by scorning my woman Grey?
++

i feel so sad and ignored now ik.

i think we should kill him.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:57

I mean,how's the weather were you guys are?

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 10:58

Kill him my precious

kill him

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:00

Ik talking about the weather...

around 5 celcius a little windy but not too much, not fall, not winter, not summer but...spring? I hope it is the correct word.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:02

not fall, not winter, not summer but...spring?
I hope it is the correct word.
+++
well spring was really the only season left mrgrey.

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:04

Yeah well, when a certain word doesnt come to my mind, i use tactics like this to make me remember.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:05

>>but...spring? I hope it is the correct word. <<

That is not the right word Mr Grey.

For your travesty we are revoking your "not a Jew" papers.

It's Michigan for you buddy.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:09

It's Michigan for you buddy.
+++
auschwitz would be closer to him.

cut down on transportation cost.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:15

No way Cranky
The Jews and Nazis both get sent to Michigan.

That and Aulduron is all that states got.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:15

How I wish I'd been a Nazi

"He's not Jewish, yeah unto 8 generations"

"Who cares, circumcise the bastard and ship him freight to Auschwitz"


Doesn't "Auschwitz" sound kind of Jewish come to think of it.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:18

Not true, Michigan also has "Teddy Junker" and his (sadly closed I believe) Hitler museum.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:19

Ooops my error. Wisconsin. Is that even a real place ?
Sounds kind of made up to me, like Iowa.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:24

Speaking of states, does anyone know why the new Utah state quarter has a fucking great dildo on it ?


From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:27

Ive been to Auschwitz. Not so bad. Except for the food. The soap was kind of funny though.

Jews werent much persecuted here, by the hungarian facists.

they were, but mostly by germans

My "not a jew" papers are the best start for looking for my ancestors. Not that i want to.

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:28

Oldgit, how are you aware of suck american things?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:28

Ha ah , Wisconsin's coin has cheese on it !




"Hey Bud, what shall we put on the state coin ?"

"How about a big frickin' cheese there Roy ?"

Can't be many coins with cheese on them.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:30

Mr Grey, until about 3 years ago, Mrs Git had a very well paid job.
We holidayed in Hawaii/California 5 years on the trot.
Now we holday in Rhyl.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:32

They started the coin programme in 1999. Each state gets it's own coin (Cheese 1 ha).
They are nearly finished, 1 more year to go.
I think Hawaii will be the last one.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:33

I think it is done in order of "Statehood".
Delaware was the first. In 1776.
Only about 40 years AFTER my kitchen was built.

hahahahahah
NOOBS.

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:37

<===to the "facism" conversation
--------------------------------------
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HtyO4tmpPdk
thats how i inmagine you, og, hope you dont mind.

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:38

1700

why, thats around 700 years AFTER MY country was founded.


From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:41

Mr Grey.Mr,Grey
1000 AD ?
The barn where I take my doggy to the vets is nearly as old as that !

NOOB

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:44


Oh, sorry, didnt know about that.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:45

Of course Git would know of things American.

The UK is one of our most successful colonies.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:46

The term "Britain" was first used by the Romans. You may have heard of them.
They visited our little island in 60 A.D and liked it so much they stayed for a while until my ancestors dispossesed them of it around 500.

We then took a break and then, bascially, invented the modern world.
Little things like Parliamentary democracy, steel, capitalism, the flushing toilet and the machine gun (Puckle gun at first, round bullets for christians, square ones for muslims HA !).

You guys AND the Americans owe us big time. It's about time you gave something back.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:48

Just as well the "Puckle" gun was renamed.

"Puckle gun" Kelly doesn't have quite the same ring and to say that Al Capone arranged to have his enemies "Puckled" could lead to misunderstandings.

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:51

Ikthool, your little minimalistic nacional attitud is proving to be fatal. The western world must unite. We will be attacked by muslims, chinese and UFO's. Hungary was 150 years under Ottoman rule. Trust us, we know what it is like.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:52

You guys AND the Americans owe us big time. It's about time you gave something back.
+++

oldgit wasn't it you people that gave us
the spice girls and reality tv?

i think we are about even.

From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:53

Hey, I got on Rotten at the right time!
New articles and FFA...see ya there.

From: tosslebottom [Shake eet]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:54

New articles. New FFA.

Morning all.

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 25-Feb-2007 11:58

I dont understand you OG

The romans settled down in pannonia, but then they mixed up with barbaric races such as germans and longobards (you are related to germans,but i wont poke fun at that, we are related to the finns). Then arraived the Magyars, conquering half of europe, and slowly retreating into the carpathian basin... Since then you write will ball pens invented by Laszlo Biro, use nuclear weapons thought of by Edward Teller, wear clothes by Calvin Klein, use basic computer programing and pay with rubik cubes, all invented by hungarians.

We stopped the mongols, the turks, the russians. All you did was sit on a stupid Island, and fight primitive indians far from home.

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