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"He's a good dog, you know what I mean?"
WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: caloy
"The boy ran and jumped into an SUV, but the dog jumped in through an open rear window. The dog, named Fatal, apparently wanted the boy's fried chicken, but instead bit him several times on the legs."
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From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 14:47

If you don't wave your food in the animal's face, it won't covet it quite so much.

From: psydal [CRAZY/LAZY]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 14:51

it was a good dog now
its a piece of shit

From: timmyturtle [tim t turtle]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 14:51

if they didnt kill the dog I WOULD!! there would be no chance of that dog getting a 2nd helping of my kid!!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Feb-2007 15:26

Wonder if the kid tastes like chicken? :)

That's what you get when you bring a fried chicken to a dog fight!

From: vubula [<blank look>]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 15:27

I'm having flash backs of the little kid in California getting bit the fuck up by a squrrel that WAS GONNA GET THAT CUPCAKE!

The dog is a loss at this point, but someone really needs to start 'putting down' the owners of violent dogs.

In the meantime..

Florida

Pitbull

FRIED CHICKEN!

Um.. So where are the racists on this board? I thought they'd be all over that one.

Ug.. I'm logging off now before I see it happen..

From: katillac [katillac healdsburg]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 15:42

wow. so what was the dog doing off a leash, roaming free in a parking lot? a kid (eating food in a parking lot, apparently) ran from it. OF COURSE it's going to follow your dumb ass! you have food! you running only makes it a fun game...you're just igniting it's pray drive. i feel badly for BOTH the kid and the dog because the whole event could've been prevented if his owners had any brains at all. fuck people are stupid!

From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 15:43



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Good family fun

OK.. got that outta the way

From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 15:50

What kind of asshole names a dog Fatal, unless they're trying to create a vicious dog?

From: deddodge [gaylord]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 16:10

Racists? What could be racist about this story?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 16:30

So they were out of dark meat?

From: eatshitndye [younotme]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 16:41

Another case of Floritarditis.

From: luckyvet [smith]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 17:08

Welfare Crack head + Pitbull with intimidating name = Another typical day in the news.

From: dunxy [Duncan]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 17:13

Stupid kid should have dropped the bloody chicken! I bet the dog wouldn't have so much as touched him then.I'm sure there was a small delay from the kid getting in the car until the dog figured out how to get in, and the kid prob had the chicken on his lap by that stage,explaining injury to his legs, they just smelled like chicken to the poor dog!
Sure the owner is not blaimless,This could have been so easily avoided had the kid just given the dog what it wanted!

Moral of this story,if you have something an excited pit bull wants, DROP IT, don't run with it.

From: luckyvet [smith]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 17:36

From: dunxy [Duncan]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 17:13


Moral of this story,if you have something an excited pit bull wants, DROP IT, don't run with it.

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Moral of this story, if you have something an excited pit bull wants, SHOOT ITS BRAINS ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK or CLUB IT WITH A TIRE IRON.

From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 17:48

$20 says it was a pit bull. They should shoot the dog to put it down and make the owner watch.

From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 17:53

We as humans often forget that we have dominion over all of the beasts. I, like this kid would not give up my food simply because a growly dog wants some. Instead, I would give my best Josh Brown impression and put it over the nearest fence.

From: atrybus [Draya]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 18:47

My disgust for all the participants in this low-class, ignorant battle of uneducated stupidity is only matched by my desire that all the barely-human participants "accidentally" die in a gory, classically "Rotten" fashion.

Yep, Darwin will hopefully be busy getting his freak on with these ass-hats.

From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 20:00

From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 22-Feb-2007 17:48

They should shoot the dog to put it down and make the owner watch.

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I say shoot the owner to put them down and make the dog watch. 20 bucks says the dog is smarter than its piece of shit owner.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 01:12

"He's a good dog, you know what I mean?" the owner protested at the scene.

Dead dogs aren't much fun. Dead dog owners however, that where the fun begins.

From: synesthesia [you'll figure it out]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 03:47

>> We as humans often forget that we have dominion over all of the beasts

That is not true. We can't control the AIDS virus, and many others. We can't beat roaches, cane toads, and other persistent vermin.

From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 06:23

Hahahaha. "Sahdarran" + fried chicken = no picture needed.

From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 06:40

Barbeque, watermelon, cadillac car
They not as dumb as you think they is.

From: cardinal [Case Logic]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 07:42

"...you know what I mean?"

Who was the owner, Ernest P. Warrell?

Hey, Vern!

From: mesodrunk [Forty Cent]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 08:11

Moral of this story,if you have something an excited pit bull wants, DROP IT, don't run with it.
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But the kid loves his chicken....He's like"Fuck you Dog, Dis is my chicken..get your own damn KFC chicken, bitch."

From: nativeamerigoth [name? what name?]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 09:31

1. People shouldn't have to give up their food because some dog wants it. That's what dog chow is for. Animals growl and hiss and put up all kinds of fuss when humans try to take their food, so humans should fight for their food too.
2. If you're training a dog to be vicious, at least give the damn thing a name that doesn't sound so conspicuous! Like, FiFi or Poochie or something that reflects the retardedness of the asshat owner.
3. All pit bulls should be eradicated, I don't give a shit what anyone says in their defense. In fact, ANY dog that shows the least evidence of viciousness should be put down asap.
4. Letting dog--vicious dog--run around loose, oh yeah, that's real responsible!

I don't hate dogs, honest. I hate the shitbag owners who don't take responsibility for them.

From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 11:01

From: nativeamerigoth [name? what name?]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 09:31

...
2. If you're training a dog to be vicious, at least give the damn thing a name that doesn't sound so conspicuous! Like, FiFi or Poochie or something that reflects the retardedness of the asshat owner.
....

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Pansy.

(The Vachss "Burke" novels used to be damn good but have become really tiresome...and he's STILL whining about that mutt 4 books later.)

From: thelordofcheese [The Lord Of Cheese]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 15:39

"I hope they kill him and I'm pressing charges to the fullest," she said.

I hope someone kills her. Fuckin bitch.

From: keenejl4219 [KING JAMES]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 16:21

PIT BULLS,
what can i say?
umm, a little chicken leg?
or
a humans calf?
humm ??
what has more MEAT?


yum, says hannable

From: brightwood [Bright]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 16:24

Parents: train your children NOT to run from dogs.

The number one reason for dog attacks is the innate response of a dog is to chase down and kill and eat anything that smells like adrenaline and runs away from it.

No run = no chase = no prey = no predation.

And in time, leads to no adrenaline.

From: magnoliasimms [magnoliasimms]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 18:47

go to ebaumsworld and look up "ms peaches- fry that chicken"
that is the most hysterically funny prejudice shit I seen in awhile.

From: luckyvet [smith]
Date: 26-Feb-2007 20:55

From: brightwood [Bright]
Date: 23-Feb-2007 16:24

Parents: train your children NOT to run from dogs.

The number one reason for dog attacks is the innate response of a dog is to chase down and kill and eat anything that smells like adrenaline and runs away from it.

No run = no chase = no prey = no predation.

And in time, leads to no adrenaline.

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Good advice! I'll add that placing your hands by your sides, and looking down at the ground to avoid eye contact (while the vicious cunt sniffs you over) is almost a guarantee the dog won't attack you.

Updated: 28-Feb-2007 14:19
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