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Baby Snakes On A Plane
ABC TV affiliates | Submitted by: gargoyle1
"A US Airways passenger who stripped naked on a flight from North Carolina to Los Angeles caused a diversion in more than one way... The 50-year-old man was restrained by two off-duty law enforcement officers, who happened to be onboard. He was taken into custody by airport police, who called the FBI. The FBI may decide to transport him to an FBI facility. He will likely be taken to a local detention center in the meantime." [With photo]
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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 12:46
Why divert the flight? Why does mere nakedness cause such an uproar? Who gives a flying fornicator? This is 'rotten'?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:00
Karl Malden is dead.......and I bet NOBODY had him on their deadpool! The streets of SF will never be the same.
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:00
I hope they cleaned the seat well.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:06
DD, I took him off last year, figures he'd snuff it. About the dude on the plane. Guess he's proud of that body.
From: ik
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:22
Any crime committed by a naked person. But you can't say there's a pattern or you're prejudiced, and you don't want to be that. I say fuck the naked people! Deport all their asses to Liberia and wash our hands of them.
From: sp00k
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:49
 the check in procedure would move much faster if every one traveled naked
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 14:04
Summons up visions of the dreadful Erica Jong!
From: jessie
[james]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 15:48
they diverted a flight just because someone was naked? the feds are involved? what the fuck is world coming to? that is YOUR tax dollaes at work folks!
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:36
He was probably running late for his connecting fight and didn't want any hassles going through securtiy.
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:43
As the resident expert on nekkidness here, I'll just say he wasn't really nekkid. He'd just pulled his pants and boxers down to his ankles and had, it appears, taken off his shirt. Deffinite overreaction by the airline to be sure. He certainly wasn't "concealing" anything! LOL! The pictures suck, can't see anything!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 18:05
Bay - bee Snaaaakes! Late at night is when they come out. Bay - bee Snaaaakes! I know you know what I'm talkin about Pink 'n' wet They make the best kind of pet Bay - bee, bay - bee Snaaaaaakes!
From: cumbucket [cum bucket]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 23:46
From the looks of that guy, I would say he had a worm instead of a baby snake.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 08:37
So WHY is the article title "Baby Snakes On A Plane"?? I usually have ball due to the hilarious titles that accompany the articles, but this takes the cake as the most unclever, nonsensical title ever! Boo! Baby snakes can be used however to describe most of the male rotten posters packages!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2009 08:52
Disclaimer, that wasn't the title I submitted it with, Duder in his infinite wisdom changed it.
From: piedmont
[Piedmont]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 09:13
Wow, you miss one day of meds and end up in FBI custody. I dated a bipolar chick once...she wasn't the lets get naked cause we are on a plane type though. Might have been fun if she was.
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 09:20
Baby snakes can be used however to describe most of the male rotten posters packages! Seen them all then have you ? Fucking Idiot !
From: conpassage [petit con]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 13:26
I dated a bipolar chick once... Who'd a thunk you'd end up meeting again on Rotten? See earlier post on male rotten posters and their packages.
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 13:47
She's not bipolar. You're confusing bipolar with just plain fucking retarded.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 19:31
A US Airways passenger who stripped naked on a flight from North Carolina to Los Angeles caused a diversion in more than one way... The 50-year-old man was restrained by two off-duty law enforcement officers, who happened to be onboard. **** Am I missing something here? They had two law enforcement guys on the plane, they got the fuckbake under control, and presumably covered up. So why the fuck didn't they just keep on going to their destination? It's not like they couldn't have pistol-whipped Nakey McFucktard if he got uppity on the way there, right?
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 21:31
well at least he didn't have any concealed weapons.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 21:38
What about the gerbil in his rectum.....carefully fed over time on gunpowder and gelignite?
From: savage0331 [gabe]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 01:44
Um.... Where are the snakes? I am depressed.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:34
How do I know that Catturd is going to be captain obvious?
Updated: 4-Jul-2009 20:34
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