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Michael Jackson To Be Plastinated
The Local DE | Submitted by: whatsnew74
Maaaaaaaybe: "Controversial Body Worlds creator Gunther von Hagens plans to preserve the late Michael Jackson's body in a dancing pose for display using his plastination process... Von Hagens promised the late 50-year-old’s family that his body would be preserved through plastination for "a didactic eternity," and would be conducted free of charge. "The pose would be a dancing one, to be determined by the family in detail," he added."
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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 12:52
Enough already with this fucking freak....POS somehow manages to be more annoying dead than alive. I wouldn't have thought it possible. Am I the only one in Western Civilization to think him a talentless hack?
From: anticultist [AC]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 12:55
I suppose this would complete his transformation from man to mannequin.
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 12:59
Why not just burn it and be done with the pedophile?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:25
From: kyotay2001 [We all have our bears to cross] Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:04 He wasn't talentless. He was a talented artist who just happened to be a despicable criminal. ------------ A smooth criminal?
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:26
I want to know how true this, maybe "Dr.Death" is just trying to pull a publicity stunt? MJ was known for being eccentric though so it wouldn't surprise me *if* this were true... It's funny when people want us to do plastination; they don't understand the time it takes & the cost, it's just not practical. I've been trained in regular embalming, medical embalming and restorative art (RA being my specialty) & I'd love to do a plastination one day... I think I'll contact "Dr.Death" some day... I don't think people understand the pressure on funeral home staff when they get a big/celeb funeral. I don't envy anyone who embalms a celeb, if I had to do MJ I'd just be like "fuck!". I am confident in my skill & I get many praise for it but people with power are the hardest to please, & when so many people are watching it's just that much more stress.
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:28
Completing the plastination shouldn't take more than a few more ounces of goop. Most of the job was already done. BTW DD; For once we agree [probably not for the same reasons]. 'Talentless hack' just about sums him up. You could throw in 'creepy little pervert' and still not get any argument from me.
From: kragnorak [Schizoid Anachronism]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:42
Of course he was talented, sillies, he could dance and sing. Of course, he was an entertainer and a product more than he was an artist. Therefore we can compare him to the likes of Elvis but I take exception when he is compared to actual creative people. The guy is interesting mainly because he fits the actual Monster archetype. As a lifelong fan of monster movies, creatures like the Phantom of the Opera and Frankenstein's golem are sympathetic creatures to me. Much more so than the average human anyhow. Seeing Michael Jackson is seeing a real life monster get hounded by humans until the end. You could film the torch and pitchforks scenes in Black and White.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:55
I have to admit though.......I can't hear 'Off the Wall' without dancing involuntarily!
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 14:16
It's not going to happen. And on an unrelated topic, i need to go to bed.
From: trev [trevor garrad]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 14:30
A plastic wacko Jacko . Wierd got to fit in there to
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:34
Let the pedomo (my new word for 'homosexual pedophile') fade and be forgotten. His parents CAN'T be THAT greedy-can they?
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:38
If he's in a dancing pose does that mean he'll be holding his crotch?
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:42
Artist conception of what the plastination will be like when completed. 
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 17:08
I'm sorry I've been out of town on business, I've designed a new thong underwear line for pre-teen boys (with a smaller, snugger pouch) and I've been lining up the manufacturer. Who's this "Michael Jackson" we're all hearing about?
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 17:57
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan] Date: 1-Jul-2009 12:59 Why not just burn it and be done with the pedophile? ************************** Much like the tire fire at your local dump, Jacko would give off poisonous petroleum based fumes, and you could never put the damn thing out after you started it... ...and I agree with everyone else, he's already plastinated, so just shove a broomstick up his ass and mount him on a pedistal...
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 17:59
the reason for the free offer is mikey is half plastinated already thanks to all that cosmetic surgery . . .
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 18:10
 Age 10  Age 20-something (Thriller era) He hated his looks. Even with the minor nose job after "Off the Wall" he was still recognizeable as Michael Jackson, and damned fine looking IMO.
From: dilligas
[I Dont]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 18:36
From: sp00k Date: 1-Jul-2009 14:34 Does this mean his tour won't be canceled? *********************** Just line-up Milli Vanilli to open and we have a show.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 20:20
Plastinated? I guess this would be easier to cut him up and auction off the parts on eBay. There are enough gullible people who (A) love MJ to a point that they would by a piece of him no matter WHAT the cost and (B) enough gullible people who will buy ANYTHING on eBay no matter what the cost. IE; a 20 y/o cheese sandwich with the face of The Virgin Mary on it, for sale (and sold!) for #28,000!. the sum of the parts might be wort more that the total of the (ass)whole. ya heard me?
From: kingnot [Ben]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 20:51
I suspect this is an "Elephant Man's Bones" hoax to sell even more records and such. Hey, his kids need a smothering womb of comfort and a plastic surgery fund... Serious, I won't deny him that... I say make sure there's a good trust fund for the kids. (must all trust funds be for children of semi-criminal bankers? At least people 'voted' for him with their money deliberately. Let the financiers who were taking advantage of him get his "Zoo of Shame" and "Neverland Ranch"... ----- When I hear about this plasticization whatever process, I'm reminded of some sci-fi novels... Anyone here read Gene Wolfe's "New Sun" storyline?  Super far-future era so the future becomes the past in a way. He's also a master of 'forgotten english' so though he makes up an exotic world its words are somehow familiar to english speakers and that's because he's using old words for new stuff. They had a neat part in it where he encounters "Miners". Sometime along the millions of years of crushing history, a civilization rose and fell among many. This particular one found a way of turning their dead into plastic dummies JUST LIKE this guy's process. So they are all buried in polycarbonate tubes clothed and often wearing jewelry and such. So the "Miners" are steadily harvesting jewelry and clothes from this giant necropolis with millions of corpses. They strip them naked and leave them in a rubber pile, looking like a "Great rest after the most massive orgy in history..." I think, best I remember, they had no trouble selling the jewelry and other devices (watches, Ipods, mini-computers) but the "Tailor's Guild" was wanting to kill them and they were working out a deal to just sell them the clothes since they often got taken to them anyways to fit them to people. So, what pose? Respectably his classic 'dance' pose  But the "Lean" might work also...  Either would need wires of course...
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 21:04
This is just too freakishly perfect. It's GOT to be fiction. Reality never hands us anything so wonderful. Speaking of which, Kragnorak, hi. I used to be around here a lot, but lately I spend all my time on porn instead. But I think we'd have a lot to talk about. The Frankenstein archetype is the story of my life, and I wrote my thesis on the defining liminal role of monsters in society, with our man the Monster as the case in point.
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 21:33
hey! teratomarty! *smilez* hi! turning him into barbie is not the facenateing part its the dr death haveing corpses platerized in sexual positions now thats the story and pics i wann hear and see!
From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 23:01
has anyone actually seen evidence that Mr Jackson is dead! Wheres the pics that ALWAYS appear whenever celebs pop off (alla Carradine ect ect) All we have seen something in a body bag.. produce the evidence if it exists.. Good word! 1 a: designed or intended to teach b: intended to convey instruction and information as well as pleasure and entertainment <didactic poetry>2: making moral observations
From: icbinb [Spread the word]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 04:11
I say go ahead with the plastination. Turn him into Lego and let little boys play with him for a change.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 06:28
Into the meatslicer and sell the Frisbees. Be a sellout for sure.
From: joemama [Joe Mama]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 08:02
Feh... Michael Jackson hasn't done anything good since his stuff in the early 80's, and even in the late 80's I was tired of it. In his later freak years he was just that... a freak. Good riddance. And he wouldn't need to be plastinated, since his body will likely outlast you or me.
From: beavis4000
[Who?]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 08:40
From: beavis4000 [Who?] Date: 30-Jun-2009 16:05 From: dikwitha [Dik] Date: 29-Jun-2009 21:32 As I said before, he was born a poor black child and died a rich (if wierd, effeminate, sadistic) white (excuse of) a man. He left behind millions of $$$$ owed to everyone. When they do his autopsy they ought to auction off a piece of him here and there to pay for stuff! Just how much of pieces of MJ worth that they might exceed the total of the whole (or hole, as in asshole) for someone? --------------------------------------------------- There you go!  Put him on tour with the Bodies Exhibit. ----------------------------------------------------- Called that one right!
From: powderedtoastman
[Michael]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 09:32
From: dikwitha [Dik] Date: 29-Jun-2009 21:32 As I said before, he was born a poor black child and died a rich (if wierd, effeminate, sadistic) white (excuse of) a man. He left behind millions of $$$$ owed to everyone. When they do his autopsy they ought to auction off a piece of him here and there to pay for stuff! Just how much of pieces of MJ worth that they might exceed the total of the whole (or hole, as in asshole) for someone? - - - From what I have heard, he leaves behind 400 million dollars of debt, but his assets are valued at approximately 700 million... which leaves 300 million for his kids and family when his debt is paid off.
From: piedmont
[Piedmont]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 10:09
I believe it. He was kookie enough to want to have something like this done. They should do it and put the body on on tour. Do you know how much dead celebs can make? 1. Elvis Presley, earnings: $52 million, 2. Charles M. Schulz, earnings: $33 million, 3. Heath Ledger, earnings: $20 million. 2008 numbers source Forbes. Bet old Joe is salivating at the possibilities.
From: powderedtoastman
[Michael]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 10:55
From: piedmont [Piedmont] Date: 2-Jul-2009 10:09 Bet old Joe is salivating at the possibilities. - - - yeah especially since he was cut out of Jacko's will... Joe Jackson is the culprit in all this... he f*cked his little son up good. No excuse for Jacko's antics and the child molestation thing, but there was definitely a seed planted by his style of parenting.
From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 11:44
Only if they plastinate him with a lip lock on a cherubic plastinated 5 year old boy.
From: sugartits [It's all the fault of the Jews]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 13:26
How can you idiots talk about Michael Jackson when KARL MALDEN IS DEAD!!?? Who cares about a washed up 50 year old negroe in plastication! Just because you like black music and want to dance to the bongoes doesn't mean that we have to spend so much time on Michael Jackson! The tv show Streets of San Francisco was much more important to White culture! Micheal was just a symbol of more invasion of monkeys in our culture!
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 13:56
One thing is for sure; they must have already done a standard embalming procedure on him because refrigeration alone will not hold him until the final decision is made.
From: ik
Date: 2-Jul-2009 14:26
Welcome back Sugartits! You and Catwoman should be friends. You're like two halves of the same retard!
From: blumpkinpie [rusty n. ethel]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 15:04
Actually I thought the recently deceased celebrity that would most likely be plastinated would be Billy Mays. They could just melt down the pieces of crap he used to shill on TV for the process, then he could be propped up to sell yet more useless pieces of crap. A win, win situation if you ask me.
From: sugartits [It's all the fault of the Jews]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 15:54
Ik I don't remember you but I already don't like your name it rhymes with IKKY! You must be a bongoe playing negroe and you don't understand how our culture is dieing! It is better if we don't have Michael Jackson because he was trying to be White and it will never happen! You have to be born this way or it doesn't count! Let the negroes have him back!
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 17:56
I heard long ago that Michael Jackson signed up for this. He's totally gonna do it!  <---I'd hit it.
From: selmore
[dave]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 17:58
Oh, I know about war But I just wanna fuck I know about pain and suffering and being cold But I just wanna fuck The pig is led to the slaughter Pig is led to the slaughter This he says Is the price some pay For a simple life How he feels Thats proof for him Pig's in zen Talkin bout the pig The pig The pig The pig The pig The pig Goddamned pig
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 18:14
I think that Gunther von Hagens would make a fine rotteneer.....can we send him some sort of invite, or a fruitbasket.....of eyeballs? As for Jackson, melt him down and sell him for parts.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 18:30
Yeah.... Gunther Von Hagens! What a hot fucking piece of ass, god damn. 
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 19:28
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 1-Jul-2009 14:32 Hoax. **** Dammit Patsy don't go dashing our horrible little fantasies that quick! What do you do for fun, kick in the doors of guys watching girl-on-girl porn and tell em the girls only do it for the money*? * And not for the love of eating beaver as we all hope, and fap to?
From: sugartits [It's all the fault of the Jews]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 21:31
Monkey I don't hate black people's kids, I just think they are not as good looking as our kids and we shouldn't have to change all our beauty standards because the blacks feel left out! That is why there is plastic surgery and even if Michael went overboard on it he was still much better looking than when he looked African! But everyone tells me my kid is gorgeous and I think he will not need plastic surgery at all! He just needs a little sunscreen.
From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 01:06
Aye RIP Malden, always thought he was jewish coz of that hooter! Serbian or something werent he.. Have to watch Meteor in rememberance over weekend.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 06:00
Funny, many thought Malden was a kiker with that big shnoz....but a far more copacetic slav was he! The Streets of SF indeed!
From: beavis4000
[Who?]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 08:00
From: powderedtoastman [Michael] Date: 2-Jul-2009 10:55 From: piedmont [Piedmont] Date: 2-Jul-2009 10:09 Bet old Joe is salivating at the possibilities. - - - yeah especially since he was cut out of Jacko's will... Joe Jackson is the culprit in all this... he f*cked his little son up good. No excuse for Jacko's antics and the child molestation thing, but there was definitely a seed planted by his style of parenting. --------------------------------- Maybe Joe didn't beat enough sense into him?
From: suicidejunkie [:0]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 12:54
Michael Jackson is a fag. Pepsi Cola burnt him up, now he's drinking 7 UP, in HELL.
From: timmyturtle [tim t turtle]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:45
http://cgi.ebay.com/Michael-Jackson-Memorial-Funeral-Service-Voucher-Code_W0QQit emZ280367776647QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Tickets_all_in_one?hash=item414738c387&_trk sid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12%7C66%3A2%7C39%3A1%7C72%3A1205%7C293%3A1%7C294 %3A50#ebayphotohosting just think for a mere $800.00 you too can attend the funeral of a child molesting bleach freak, either because youre a true fan, or youre like me and just wanna make sure hes really actually dead. (unfortunately i doubt if i could get close enough to pinch his cheek with pliers)_(wouldnt wana touch him).might catch something
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 07:44
I say we grind him up in a BOSTON pencil sharpener. Yamaican Rasta can hand it to ya. Chill out Mon, Smoke some MJ.....Its pretty well chemically treated already.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 14:07
WAIT WAITWAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!!!!! FUCK MJ (OOOOOPS, ALREADY BEEN DONE, BUT THEN I DIGRESS....) FARRAH FAWCETT IS DEAD! DOES NO ONE CARE??? She was a better lay than MJ anyway! And she gets second place for dying? hmmmmmmm......pisser!
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 7-Jul-2009 05:57
And just think, MJ with a hollow skull now. His singing voice takes on a new reverberance now.
From: bigjohnson2 [Your Name Here]
Date: 7-Jul-2009 12:54
Know what Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? The both have little boy's clothes half off.
Updated: 7-Jul-2009 12:54
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