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Ant Megacolony Conquers Earth
BBC News | Submitted by: HIGH-menoptera
"Argentine ants living in vast numbers across Europe, the US and Japan belong to the same interrelated colony, and will refuse to fight one another... In Europe, one vast colony of Argentine ants is thought to stretch for 6,000km along the Mediterranean coast, while another in the US, known as the 'Californian large', extends over 900km along the coast of California. A third huge colony exists on the west coast of Japan... Researchers found that Argentine ants living in Europe, Japan and California shared a strikingly similar chemical profile of hydrocarbons on their cuticles."
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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 12:49

Them!



(Leonard Nimoy's first film)




Piss ants for all!

From: bobthedrunk [Bob the Drunk]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 12:53

This is a test run for an alien invasion.

From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:05

Argentine ants living in vast numbers across Europe, the US and Japan belong to the same interrelated colony, and will refuse to fight one another.


++++++++++++++

This is a major difference that separates the ants from black people, the ants don't try to kill each other. Ants; smarter than blacks.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:13

Maybe they'll bring back chlordane just for these things. I used to love using that shit. Fucking bugs actually died, instead of laughing at me when I sprayed them.

From: reverendchang [Dr. Wang]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:17

We could learn a lot from these ants.

Or we could cover them in chocolate and eat 'em.

From: dawgzilla [Dawgzilla]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:35

It's the end. What about the wasp colonies & giant spider colonies?

From: sp00k
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:44


From: sp00k
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:47



All Hail our ant overlords

From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:50

They don't attack and kill their neighbors and enslave the survivors?

That's positively unhuman!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 14:27

Aphids beware!

From: sp00k
Date: 1-Jul-2009 15:34


From: screeb [screeb]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:24



Chlordane... Kills bugs dead. For a loong time.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:47

People, it's not the ant colonies you need to worry about, it's the Uncle Colonies..what? It's spelled what? Oh, Never Mind!

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 18:07

What's that?...shhhh...no they're not on to us yet, not really....patience, my pretties...patience....

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 20:22

WHAT???








The HELL you say!

From: catcrys [Crystal]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 20:36

"great non-aggressive ant population"

Just wait til the fire ants get near 'em. THOSE are the ants that will conquer the world.

From: sp00k
Date: 1-Jul-2009 23:35





pretty soon there'll take over the entire web site

From: cumbucket [cum bucket]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 23:53

OH my god!!! It's the invasion of the ant people!!! LOL

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 19:48



******

Thanks a ton Sp00k, I now have a nice greasy thumbprint on my screen where my stupid ass tried to squish that.

Although if it had been a bug there'd still be a little cleanup anyway, but still, thanks...

From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2009 22:53

how do you get Raid off a computer screen?

From: furrymessiah [Lukas]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 00:16

I always knew Ants were the fucking Aliens.

At least we got wise to their plan before they finished the death ray.

Plan B, I'm sure, will involve reanimating MJ's corpse as a living, breathing colony and subjugating the small-minded wierdo/freak subculture, using them to undermine the fabric of Baby-Making, Bible-thumping, Buzzcut American Society.

Meanwhile, in our underground chateaus, us queers will have figured out that whole food/air deal, plus reverse engineered cloning so when the time comes to retake the surface world, all you backwards, prejudiced, hillbilly scumfucks will hail the Fag Liberators and throw your choicest boys at our feet.

Yep, like I said, I always knew the Ants were fucking gay.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 06:22

the ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah, the ants go marching one by one hurrah hurrah, they all go marching down, into the ground, to get out of the rain....the ants go marching two by two hurrah hurrah.....

Updated: 3-Jul-2009 06:22
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