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Kids! Enjoy The Great Taste Of Goat
South Florida Sun-Sentinel | Submitted by: mjerksz
"Goat meat is probably the most consumed meat worldwide, said Helen Hill, president of the Florida Meat Goat Association... The most convenient way to find goat meat is to buy animals from someone who raises them and arrange to have the goats harvested at a slaughterhouse, Hill said. People can buy a goat and take it to a slaughterhouse approved by the USDA."
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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 12:42

I may be a lamb, but I ain't no sheep.

Baa none.

From: bobthedrunk [Bob the Drunk]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 12:57

Does it taste like chicken? Smell like fish? I'll eat it.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:01

How long before someone posts 'Goatse'?

From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:07

I had goat at an Argentinian steak house. It tastes like lamb, only not as fatty. Goats too are smarter than black people.

From: kyotay2001 [We all have our bears to cross]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:08

Goat is good. I don't know why we (the USA) don't eat it. Globally speaking we are the exception that way. Maybe they get the cute animal exemption.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:15

If it tastes like lamb or sheep, fuck it, I won't eat that shit either.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:21

Goats: you can eat 'em, fuck 'em, and they eat all your trash and crop your lawn. Better than a wife and kids any fuckin day.

From: ik
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:33

Lamb sucks.

If goat tastes like lamb who ever turned it into gyros is as much of a culinary genius as the person that turned belly fat into bacon.




hmmm, gyros.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:37

I can't eat lamb either, mom used to make dad roast leg-o-lamb with mint sauce
and the smell alone would make me want to hurl.

Nasty shit.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:46

I fucking hate mint too, so it's a double whammy

From: sp00k
Date: 1-Jul-2009 13:51

I've tried goat a couple times, its nasty.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 14:07

Funny thing though...I LOVES me some gyros!

From: sp00k
Date: 1-Jul-2009 14:35

I like gyros too but I think the meat they use is half beef half lamb

From: ik
Date: 1-Jul-2009 15:20

>>I like gyros too but I think the meat they use is half beef half lamb <<

You know the Greeks are hard at work trying to clone that animal to keep food costs down.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 15:34

Before starting the engine I had to let the Gyros rev up to speed and stabilize, for the artificial horizon. Then I could continue with the pre-flight.

From: tower [of babel]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 15:55

I don't understand the dislike for lamb. It's deliciously sweet, extremely moist with rendered intramuscular fat, and cheaper (I think) than an equivalent cut of beef. I've never had it with mint jelly.

I have a hunch that there must be some compound(s) in lamb that some people can't taste, but makes the meat repulsive to those who can taste it. Otherwise, I can't grasp the vitriolic hatred for something that, to me, is not nearly proportionally different enough from beef.

From: bobthedrunk [Bob the Drunk]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:10

Its the mint that sucks. Gyro's are great, and have no mint in them (not in this region anyway).

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:19

Mon used to make a stew-
whitish gravy, lamb, and green beans.
Really good.
Gotta make it before she doesn't remember how!
:)

Baby goat is a delicacy here.
Haven't brought myself to get any, but honey saw a food show
where they highlighted a place close to here that is like a shack,
but they sell "gourmet" food like quail, goat tacos, etc.!
I'll let ya'll know!

From: screeb [screeb]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:28

Goat is good. Kind of like venison but not quite as gamey. Also a lot leaner than beef.

From: ltjackboot [name]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:31

So they(we) call bovine meat 'beef' and they call porcine meat 'pork' or 'ham' and they call sheep meat 'veal' or 'mutton'. What the fuck do they call goat meat other than goat meat? I know it's a small point but I'm bored. Does anyone know?

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:40

veal is baby cow.

cabrito is what they call baby goat here.

From: ik
Date: 1-Jul-2009 16:48

Don't know about the word for goat meat Jackboot, but veal is a calf (beef) deliberately deprived of Iron to make it anemic, locked in a pen to small for it to be able to move at all, and slaughtered young.

These things are done to make it milder and more tender.

I think veal sucks, turning redmeat into white meat is the dumbest idea any one ever had.

It tastes like a sick animal (the way a retirement home smells is the way veal tastes to me).


btw I'm not some PETARD, I don't object to veal in an ethical way, I object to it in a culinary way.

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 17:08

I'm a big fan of the occasional juicy steak, but veal makes me sad.

Crating

To better restrict muscle development, veal calves are chained by their necks inside a two-foot wide crate for the entirety of their short lives. [1] They are unable to turn around, stretch, or even lie down comfortably. Many scientists and experts in animal welfare have spoken out against the use of veal crates. [2] Calves kept in these crates exhibit classic symptoms of stress and anxiety, such as head tossing and shaking, kicking, scratching, and stereotypical chewing behavior. [3] This last symptom is in part the result of having been separated from their mothers; as babies, the calves are driven to suckle and chew anything they can. [4] The company of other calves becomes even more necessary without the presence of a mother cow, but crates separate them and make socialization impossible.

Anemia

Restricting muscle development makes the calves' meat tender, and anemia makes it pale. Despite being ruminants, the animals are denied hay or grains; they also are not allowed bedding of straw or corncobs. [5] The iron- and fibre-deficient diet fed to veal calves results in extreme weakness, as well as diarrhea. Veal calves also commonly develop ear and respiratory infections. [6]

http://liberationbc.org/issues/veal#ixzz0K3Wku3Pg&D

From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 17:58

The mesicans just slaughter them in the yard and roast them.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 18:15

"The most convenient way to find goat meat is to buy animals from someone who raises them and arrange to have the goats harvested at a slaughterhouse, Hill said."

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But it's so much more fun to hack it to death yourself with a bushwhacker...


...I won't eat veal either...it's cruel.

From: screeb [screeb]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 18:47

I don't eat veal, it's just not that tasty. Gimme a nice filet mignon anyday.

From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 23:09

"It's a great escape from the real world," said Sorrento farmer John Van Horn, who raises about 20 goats. "It gives a chance to get back to nature."
___________________________________________________________________

I thought nature was the 'real world'. Make a choice, dude.

From: cumbucket [cum bucket]
Date: 1-Jul-2009 23:56

If word gets out to the islamic world, the goats won't only have rape to be afraid of.

From: rhubarb [rhubarb]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 02:27

Ghost? Oh... I thought you said "Goat".

From: mcdanel1771 [mcdanel 1771]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 05:51

So I'm not the only person who can't eat lamb?

I made a breast of lamb on the BBQ once, just wanted to try it, and to make a long story short, I even threw away the grill.

Lamb must contain one of those compounds that some people taste and others don't. To me, lamb tastes like lanolin hair oil smells. The folks I see relishing the delicate flavor of lamb cannot possibly be savoring the burnt flesh/hair tonic/rancid oil flavor stuck on my tongue for the next hour.

Can't imagine goat would make me any happier.

From: ik
Date: 2-Jul-2009 11:29

The only veal I like is Osso Bucco, but that could just as easily be made with beef or I'm told ostrich (but I was told that by an ostrich farmer).

From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 11:42

fucking goats eat anything, and lamb is way cleaner.

From: sugartits [It's all the fault of the Jews]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 13:31

I think only a mexsickan would enjoy goat! I prefer American meat like spam or vienna sausages, or oscar meyer baloney sandwiches on wonderbread! Why eat food from mudpeople it will only make you more like them! Next thing you know they will want us to start eating dogs!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 15:08

well look at that!

sugartits is back

hay babe whats up?

From: sugartits [It's all the fault of the Jews]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 15:56

Hi there RF I have been really good. I got married and had a baby and he is so cute! Blond hair blue eyes and real real smart even though he is only 2 years old!

From: retardedmonkey [ISeeYouWhenYouSleep]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 18:53

Does your black boyfriend know it's not his yet? Oh wait, he must; given the propensity he has for just fucking your ass.

Let us know when the little cum stain can manage to sit up and focus it's eyes.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 20:05

Goat meat is probably the most consumed meat worldwide, said Helen Hill, president of the Florida Meat Goat Association...
*****

Yeah, cause it's not like she's trying to shill for the goat farmers or nothing.

Never had goat, but lamb fucking rules, especially in a nice gyro.

Can't imagine it's an easy sell to get people to eat this:



But then again I could never figure out how they got people to pay good money to eat fish eggs, or clams or any of that gross shit either...

From: ik
Date: 2-Jul-2009 20:13

Ice cold raw clams with hot sauce = ambrosia

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 20:15

Baaa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d to the bone.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 21:44

From: retardedmonkey [ISeeYouWhenYouSleep]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 18:53

Does your black boyfriend know it's not his yet? Oh wait, he must; given the propensity he has for just fucking your ass.

Let us know when the little cum stain can manage to sit up and focus it's eyes.
--------

Why give HER shit, is it her fault niglets run around like hideous little kinky-haired retarded monkeys and grow up to be criminals?

Blame evolution, fate, or the deity of your choice!

From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 2-Jul-2009 21:46

no me gusta el or la chiva! as a mesican i would like to add that i am not fond of goat ...id rather starve than eat it ive seen manya times how theve been killed and its even said that it takes a master to cook the meat well to get that weird smell and taste out of it but nope! me no likey and same gos for lamb if it dosnt cluck or moo i wouldnt eat it..even fish me no likey fish...

From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 03:01

I once had a Mexican girlfriend that would have big family BBQs often, and cabrito (goat) was always one of the meats they'd whip up. While I'd much prefer a ribeye, the goat was pretty good. But, her mother was an absolute wizard when it came to seasoning food, so that likely helped.

Lamb, however, is nothing short of magnificent if you get the right cut. Forget the leg - get some rib chops or even cheap-ass blade chops and grill them with lemon and oregano. I've had few meats that were tastier and more tender. Sadly, most hick Americans that were raised on Happy Meals, corn, hot dogs, and iceberg lettuce wouldn't know good food if it gave them a rimjob.

From: fearlessfreep [thatsmahboy]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 06:43

Promote the Goat

Updated: 3-Jul-2009 07:10
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