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Prostitutes Vanquish Midget Luchadores
Daily Telegraph | Submitted by: anonymous
"Post mortems are being performed on the two wrestlers, one of whom went by the name La Parkita -- or Little Death -- and wore a skeleton costume in the ring. The other was known as Espectrito Jr... Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men’s hotel room in Mexico City before the bodies were discovered."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:16
Oh sure, kill the little guys. Bet they didn't even get fucked before they got killed.
From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:23
I guess they came up a little short.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:28
Well, that's better than dying alone in a hotel room with a rope around your neck and cock.
From: nomercy4u
[ROD]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:03
It must be abuse of the buy one get one half off not two half off so the fought to the death over who get's half off and the hookers left realizing there wasn't going to be any tit i think i only read half the story more than i usually do
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:15
I was miffed at Duder, for a while, because he didn't put up my story about a man who killed his wife, and son, then lured his other son to the house, by telling him that his brother was hurt bad. The kid smelled a rat though, and managed to get away. Shades of "Here's Johnny". I mention this only because I have to say that this story has to be the most rotten in a long, long time. Killing two midget wrestlers, who just wanted to get laid, is the most rotten thing I have seen in at least a week. All is forgiven Duder, keep up the good work!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:34
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:20 Le petite morte? =================== ROTFL,,
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:18
Finally, the answer to every teenager who whined, "When am I ever going to use Algebra in the real world?" If one of the hoochies had known how to correctly reduce the dose, the little critters might still be bouncing around the ring.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:49
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones] Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:15 ---------------- What city do you live in brah?
From: bigbertha [Call me Berty]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:02
Hi all you perverts. Have some time, so I'll do some reading. Hi Zilla and garg and the rest. Vic are you here ? Gee, somebody died here or what ? Lame FFA. Lets get this party going !
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:45
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:49 From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones] Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:15 ---------------- What city do you live in brah? =-=-=-=-=-=-=-= I don't live in a city, I live in the middle of no where. I used to live in Phoenix, and before that NYC, with a stop in Atlanta.
From: abyss
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:28
FFA is the bottom thread Bertha. http://forums.dailyrotten.com/118/00032022/
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:39
FFA is the bottom thread Bertha. Thank-you, I was just about ready to go, and call me Berty pls. Not here much. Aren't you the Aussie guy ? Had similar prob's last year I did ? I'll drop to bottom thread now. I don't have much time to chat, but thanks.
From: bigbertha [Call me Berty]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:00
So exactly who is this 'go' piece of work ? Must be around for a while
From: bigbertha [Call me Berty]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:23
So be it. What happened here that turned yourselves against each other ? What did I do ? Don't care. See ya.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:22
No, they was just practicing, ya know? Different holds, etc. ya know?
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:02
 Do not worry La Parkita and El Espectrito. Nachito will avenge your death!
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:57
Totally appropriate and lyrically perfect for the situation if you ask me... Short people got no reason Short people got no reason Short people got no reason To live They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people `Round here
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:41
 Two dead mexican wrestling midgets. Do you have any idea how much those things are to replace
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:04
Prostitutes Vanquish Midget Luchadores ==== The title is great, I wonder if it was by the staff It is a little misleading I was hoping for a prostitute vs midget brawl
From: selmore
[dave]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:57
Whats the deal with a midget coochie? Anybody know? I don't want to seem perverted or anything but, is it to scale?
From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 08:14
They better pray the other 'freaks' dont find em. Two more 'chicken ladies' will be joining the troupe.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 08:40
"Authorities say two women were seen leaving the men’s hotel room in Mexico City before the bodies were discovered...." and witnesses report hearing the whores saying "see you shortly"
From: johnnybravo [I told u: Johnny Bravo]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:19
lol sp00k!!! Nachito go and seek revenge!!!!!!!!!
From: selmore
[dave]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:26
From: qwerty5 [.] Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:11 Well looks like we have new tag team champions. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> qwerty thats funny  This is for the Bitches
From: gor [gor]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 22:02
I remember her from the Howard Stern show on E.  http://www.redtube.com/19877
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:08
Midgets are great in a light- hearted sort of way, their porn is so fun and playful. But they just can't compete with the smell of death.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Jul-2009 14:56
There was some sort of Midget rally this weekend, they don't like being called Midgets it seems, it's offensive they say. So, do we call them pecks, half pints, sawed off fucks, short fuckers, dwarves, or what?
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 14:57
ok here I am but doesn't mean I'm in the right place but I'm here anyway hmmm I usually end up in the wrong thread is anyone here
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 15:01
well that makes no sense at all goyle midget is in the fkin dictionary exactly as it is supposed to be in describing them so why would midget be offensive?? That IS the legal and correct term explaining their condition.. so waht are we supposed to say then?? little people? My God if theres a bitch to pitch I say go for it but don't see why midget is offensive
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 15:03
well good glad I'm in the right place for once..usually I'm about 2 ore 3 threads off and rattle on like an idiot only to have everyone think I'm way off topic and I'm nuts
From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Jul-2009 15:04
I don't either gypsy. Everyone wants to be something special these days. I'm going to petition the govt. too, I don't want to be called "white" anymore, I'm Celtic American. It's fucking rediculous. They should just be happy we don't have midget tossing like the aussies do.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 15:06
and of course I shall always have my typos so hope ya can grin and bear it or just skip over my comment if you're one of my haters lmao
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 15:09
well at the risk of offending anyone ON here I got to say I am sick of this Michael Jackson thing and hope it ends soon. Waaaaaaay to much coverage like he was a saint or something.. in fact I don't think Mother Theresa got THIS much coverage. The only other one I can think of that came this close was Princess Di.. Even Anna didn't rate this much hoopla
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 15:16
ya back when the media had their fun butchering him he was a pedophille, now hes considered better than Elvis and higher up than God.. the fking media scavengers make me sick. Like a buzzard they will fly and fly over this story as long as the people keep listening. I just switch the channel when it comes on and watch bugs and the road runner.. more entertaining
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 15:20
well guys gotta get moving and call my cat in, I don't like her running around any later than this too damn many dangerous dogs in the hood ;) cya all later and goyle I got a message started- bai* for now 
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:13
good afternoon, folks! I see the FFA has been .. transfered! Excellent! heh heh heh 
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:15
fu, stfu.... blaming Sandy for ruining the bottom thread with his gifs. I think many people here really enjoy them, and they're certainly a lot more entertaining than you and the twitter chatter. I don't understand your problem with the page load times. I'm using a relatively slow DSL connection and have no trouble. Are you a troll living in your mother's basement, using a dial-up connection that you have cut off whenever she needs to use the phone? That's my guess.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:15
From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales] Date: 6-Jul-2009 15:35 ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Nice gif speedy! Got any more as cool as that norace one? LOL! !
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:17
I think many people here really enjoy them, and they're certainly a lot more entertaining than you and the twitter chatter. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? LOL! I like this schubert character already heh heh heh
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:27
From: ik Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:21 Sup fools? -----  who you calling "fool", fool? I've been waiting a lifetime for that lead in. So I'm thinking of calling "Jimmy The Greek" in Vegas and putting some money down on the riots tomorrow at the Staples Center. LAPD are going to be overwhelmed by everyone in South Central stopping by. Those boys need the NYPD.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:31
Da wimmins be slitulously & cylindrously penetrable whilst da mens be pendulously & protuberously insertable
From: ik
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:32
Jimmy the Greek is still working? Good for him! I always liked that guy. What's going on at the Staples Center?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:37
From: captalcohol [Just a Norace snack] Date: 6-Jul-2009 09:24 Morning everbody! Is it safe to come out? Has Norace retired to his job? Can I come out now, eh? //////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ? Yawn Sure sweetpea. It's "safe" fer ya! maybe Come to daddy NORACE! LOL! ya friggin peanut heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related
From: jessie
[james]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:41
if everyone from south central stops in, it would be a great place to drop a bomb. do the rest of los angeles a favor.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:43
Ik, the MJ memorial tomorrow at the Staples Center in LA. They gave out something like 17,000 tickets. People are already reselling them on ebay. The LAPD is telling the public that if they do not have a ticket, don't even go downtown. Yeah. Like that is going to stop anyone. Plus the City is footing the bill for the overtime pay at a tune of over $1 million. They are even televising it on the networks tomorrow. Starting 10:00 am Pacific time. Let the riots begin!
From: ik
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:44
"who you calling "fool", fool?" I'm sorry, I meant "full". 
From: jessie
[james]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:49
lol!! if everyone from south central goes to staples center, everyone else should go to south central to get their stolen property back.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:50
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 6-Jul-2009 12:31 Cats, to the best of my knowledge, IK has not been one of the people who gives you shit at every turn and make up all that crap about fucking Arabs and looking for married men. Your attack on IK and wife was, in my book, unmotivated and really sucked big time. That's all I have to say. Except for this one more thing. Attacking norace, all his family and especially his grand daughter.. Is ok, and can be totally justified in a number of different ways if you try hard enough. ////////////////////////////////////////////// ? Yawns spits... WTF? Shut up gayabby, before you really piss me off tonight... Yer moralistically embarrassing yerself. again http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb6vVDcqtyE&feature=related ZZzzzzzzz
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:58
Jimmy the Greek died of a heart attack in Vegas in 1996. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yawn Are you sure? How can ya tell?
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:58
Hope all you Americans had a good 4th. I only got slightly burnt from a errant roman candle. We won't shoot the holder of said roman candle, he'd just blame it on the Bud. I got caught in the cross fire. Boys and explosives, what can you say.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:13
LOL Pats, they were saying if those bands looked tampered with that they would not let you in. Those look tampered with. Someone is going to be ripped off. Who knows, Jesse? Not me for sure.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:18
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:51 Is this the FFA? You mofos forgot to leave breadcrumbs.  :::::::::: From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:07 FFA is here http://forums.dailyrotten.com/105/00032009/_index.html?672=549
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:21
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:18 From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:51 Is this the FFA? You mofos forgot to leave breadcrumbs. :::::::::: From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:07 FFA is here http://forums.dailyrotten.com/105/00032009/_index.html?672=549 ~~~~~~~~~~ From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:02 Sorry, STFU, I guess you did leave a few crumbs and I missed em.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:24
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:21 From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:18 From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:51 Is this the FFA? You mofos forgot to leave breadcrumbs. :::::::::: From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:07 FFA is here http://forums.dailyrotten.com/105/00032009/_index.html?672=549 ~~~~~~~~~~ From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:02 Sorry, STFU, I guess you did leave a few crumbs and I missed em. ::::::::::::::::: I saw that right after I posted. How's tricks?
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:27
I was going to copy/paste that again, but I figured that would be too damned obnoxious. All is well, past the one year mark for Hubby's troubles last year. Partied like a rock star over the weekend. Not much to complain about right now.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:27
OMFG! That crazy old bat was here again! She really is driving me fucking crazy. Now she's pissed off because she gave him some money (she says, eye-roll) and he's getting drunk with it. She wants me to go as back-up to go "pull him outta there". Like, get a grip on yourself, woman! The guy is 10 years older than me, if he wants to get drunk, he's old enough to make that decision, leave the guy be. God knows I'd be drunk if I had that old battle axe chasing me around all the fucking time. 
From: ik
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:29
>>Where's Garg? Andy, can you answer that? You're usually stuck up his butt. << Well shit is Andy's thing, and Garg is way into chili...
From: acidthereflux
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:30
Sometimes the truth is even more funny than some manufactured insult. Stupidfuckersfailedforums.org HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Stfu fuck you
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:30
From: norace [can it be so] Date: 6-Jul-2009 16:17 I think many people here really enjoy them, and they're certainly a lot more entertaining than you and the **twitter chatter. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Yawn ? ! LOL! !! hey sandy! Please! please! Save us! Save us! . ..tonight..from the ** ...please! heh heh heh !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C570byQCLpI&feature=related
From: norass [ZZzzz Poot Yawn]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:32
? I(norass) am,,, "here" and I heh heh heh want "everyone" TO,,, know....it I'm itchin' ,,,fer a "fight"..which I(norass) will "E-silly",,,,,,,win Because, yer see,,,I have "stuperior",,,werd skills. yawn You,,betcha ZZzzzz Make,,"sure" you all ... Know I(norass) am "here" Did I(norass) ,,, say that "I" was itchin' Yep. Candy gave "me",,a rash. Anyhoo, I am lookin fer a fight, """be""" ****cause,,, th,,,,at,,,,ts .....t,,,h,h,h,,,eee "only" way I(norass) can "get",,, att,,,ent,,,ion. LoL Yawn ZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
From: ik
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:34
>>Like, get a grip on yourself, woman! The guy is 10 years older than me, if he wants to get drunk, he's old enough to make that decision, leave the guy be.<< /gets down on one knee Will you marry me?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:37
I heh heh heh want "everyone" TO,,, know....it ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? yawn Hey mini me. ZZzzzzzz
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:39
Hey mini me.. bring out yer stupid WWII expert Quark troll... I want to ask him a question... heh heh heh... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:40
Dink, theres an old proverb. "you can judge a mans character by the company he keeps" You know where Im going with this.  Right?
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:43
Above ground, Phoe... and I'd say maybe one step above blow-up, but it's big enough for me to roll my fat ass around in when it's hot out, that's all that matters. The fucker is taking forever to fill though, I've been waiting all damn day. 
From: norass [ZZzzz Poot Yawn]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:43
Mini me?? LOL Yawn heh heh heh ZZzzzzz Guess,,,"again" Troll,, There is "only" ROOM,,,,fer one,,Norass(me) Poot,, Yep,, yer...bet,,
From: acidthereflux
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:44
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:40 You know where Im going with this. *************** The nearest bridge we hope!
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:45
Well, stfu, I was thinking I'd wait until I actually meet IK, and then do the whole murder/suicide thing. But keep it down, will ya, I don't want him finding out.
From: ik
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:55
"you can judge a mans character by the company he keeps" You get a 9.5 out of 10 for saying that on the rotten.com forum
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:59
Mini me?? LOL Yawn heh heh heh ZZzzzzz Guess,,,"again" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? yawn no moron... Your Quark troll ... Not this really, really "clever" punctuation one yer like seem to so much. Cool name too.. (sighs) Ya fuckin ...Stupid shit. Just...KEEP postin fer Norace! !! Whadda goin to do? huh folks? LOL~! CHEERS! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD8ljNobUys
From: snidelywhiplash [Snidely Whiplash]
Date: 7-Jul-2009 22:47
They took this poem too literally; "Come sit on my face if you love me, come sit on my face if you care. Let me look up you'r red river valley, And play with you'r coarse public hair."
Updated: 10-Jul-2009 14:37
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