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Poop Baby Blasphemes Portosan
CNN | Submitted by: Slappy McBappy
"A 44-year-old Maryland woman faces charges of child abuse after police say she gave birth in a portable toilet and dropped the newborn into the waste tank... After exiting the portable toilet in Long Wharf Park in Cambridge, Candy Vigneri got a cigarette from a construction worker and sat at a picnic table. As she sat, a male passer-by approached the toilet but Vigneri warned him, "Don't go in there... I just had a baby there."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:25
Poor fucker, off to a shitty blue start in life. Sentence momma to 10 years, in the bottom of an outhouse. Toss used diapers down to her all day long
From: fescue
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:58
How does a woman not know she's pregnant? I mean her periods stop, her hormones (or whoremoans, as the case may be) go crazy, she puts on weight, she has to pee every 20 minutes, the baby eventually starts kicking, she's hungrier than normal. How?
From: bobthedrunk
[Bob the Drunk]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:05
We call it smurf ass when that blue shit splashes up on your ass and ball sack. I couldn't imagine taking a swim in it. They should stuff that crack whore in the shit hole for a while so she can get a taste for herself. Best if done in August, in humid 90 degree+ conditions with bee's attacking you.
From: suicidejunkie [:0]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:06
Suck that potty clean, all abortion like.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:24
Damn bitch is older than I.........shitting out hominids! "Don't go in there... I just had a baby there."..... Well, did you flush? Silly whore.
From: synther [Mr. Sarcastic]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:33
I've told people that I had a baby in the Honeybucket. It's just common curtousy.
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:33
Stick her head-first down a chemical toilet, chain the door shut, and roll the whole shebang down a real tall hill. Right in front of an on-coming train.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:08
Vigneri told officers that she didn't know she was pregnant. ********************** Officers shot her & then responded, "I didn't know you were human"
From: skitz0 [Ray Magini]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:16
she didnt know she was pregnant?..haha fuck off..what did she think it was just the biggest shit she was ever gunna take?!?!...and at a construction area!!!..no wonder the kid was "unresponsive"..he was gassed into a fucking coma.. P.S..THAT ONE EYED BABY IS FUCKED!!!
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:36
She didn't know she was pregnant probably because when a woman reaches a certain stage of obesity, she no longer menstruates anyway, and the excessive fat would not only cover signs of pregnancy but would also cushion many moves of the baby. "Wow, those sixty burritos I just ate sure are moving around in there!" Do the gene pool a favor and prevent this from ever happening again. 9mm ammo, now on sale for 40 cents a round. http://www.the-armory.com/shopsite_sc/store/html/9mm_ammo.html
From: abyss
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:13
"yo listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world and all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside blue his house with a blue little window" Always wondered where they got those lyrics from.
From: jessie
[james]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:36
attn: all of you cops that use excessive force on citizens because you have a gun and they don't!! here's one that actually deserves it.
From: ladyamethyst
[Michelle]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:13
This infant must be some sort of product of her alien abduction/mating incident from a few months back... he lived being submerged in chemicals? feces? urine? and a decidedly low quality of air for more than 5 minutes and is still alive...call the enquirer.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:17
As she sat, a male passer-by approached the toilet but Vigneri warned him, "Don't go in there... I just had a baby there." ****  He responded, "Feels like I'm gonna too in a little bit."
From: metalmaster
[Crazy White Boy]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 04:24
stupid bitch there is no reason to abandon kids like this you could just drop him off at a fire station with no questions asked if she didn't want him there is a safe haven law
From: lee451
[The Right To Own Guns Is The Right To Be Free]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 18:15
Take the baby to a fire station? That woman is too trifling to buy her own cigarettes. Does anyone really think she would take time out of her precious welfare-inspired day of bumming cigarettes to take an infant to a fire station or hospital? She couldn't even be bothered to fetch it out of the toilet until someone called 911. She should be spayed like the bitch she is, simple as that. Anyone convicted of a crime such as this should be spayed BUT the lesbian and feminazi groups would be in an uproar because "it would affect women disproportionately".
From: rebellyell
Date: 4-Jul-2009 18:15
I think it's up to us here on rotten to name this baby. Little boy blue aint gonna cut it.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:47
Put her in a job johnny and push it over door side down and see how long it takes her to die.
From: reddbud [yah, still a virgin...]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 23:03
Of course we'll name the baby "John" What else could it be?
From: reddbud [yah, still a virgin...]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 23:07
Ah, this woman is 44 yrs old. Old enough to know better. Maybe she thought she's too old to get knocked up, and I can kinda see how the baby would fall into the toilet during birth. Still, you watch these shows like "I didn't know I was pregnant" and wonder: WTF!!!
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:26
What's blue and gives you an erection when you swallow it? A baby drowned in a port-a-potty.
From: fredex3062 [frederick the grate]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 10:47
poor little bleeder could grow up to be a manchester city supporter
Updated: 7-Jul-2009 00:00
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