From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:32

Shocking, I didn't think the Germans were such prudes

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:48

Germany censoring sex stuff ? Whats next, Holland without drugs ?

Franz, schauen Sie in dieses ?

From: nomercy4u [ROD]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:50

just use the news paper to wipe the spunk off her chin that would be funny

From: fescue
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:00

Some people take all the joy out of death.

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:05

Dave must have been the brains behind this.

From: bobthedrunk [Bob the Drunk]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:17

If the artist would have put a crucifix necklace on her, no one would have complained.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:10

I don't zee vut iz zo funny...

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:19

Guess my "granite penis" monument isn't going to fly then, huh?

From: selmore [dave]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:30

The article didn't mention how much for a tittie fuck? Reporting just ain't what it used to be.
Cat -
I never rejected any tombstone because service is very important to the family, plus i made 12 percent on each sale.
To adequately build a monument to those bad boys, my commission errrrrr the service to my family must be top notch.
Of course, they would also make a nice bike rack.

From: screeb [screeb]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:40

Bike rack my ass. More like a drydock for a battleship.

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:48

Dave--

I was implying you were the one who came up with the titty tombstone idea.

It would be cool if we were locked in a room together seeing who could do the most sales (though that's not my main area of service).

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:00

Wait, what the hell am I talking about? Sales is all we do! But you know what I meant.

Lol Dave, yes we do have a duty for our shoppers errr I mean families

From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:02

Good God !! Catcunt, just die.

Mr D Selmore is way advanced. Give it up assbag.

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:02

Boy, that old hide had some hooters made for penile skidmark parties.

From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:06

You 2 love it up. Dave, I'm really bummed you went tard side with a phony.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:40

I'd say if the artist was cunning enough he'd design something that looked innocuous, but from certain angles was downright pornographic, just to fuck with them...

From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 04:13

those were some fine boobers

From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 08:56

Pink granite torus.

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 10:43

I'll get so horny I'll lay down and fertilize the lawn there...and spike the ground too like an airifying machine too. grass'll grow real good.

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:49

Bulbously pendulous
& mammarously exuberous

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:53

& globularly protuberous

From: fescue
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:37

Guess my "granite penis" monument isn't going to fly then, huh?
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Perhaps if it were part of a fountain for the meditation garden?

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 09:35

From: fescue
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:37
Guess my "granite penis" monument isn't going to fly then, huh?
******************

Perhaps if it were part of a fountain for the meditation garden?
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