From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:35

Too bad the idiot didn't fall in a little farther and burn his head off

From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:54

It was the Burning Man Festival, and he was the burning man. It's like playing poker with a group of friends. If you don't know who the sucker is, it's because the sucker is you.

From: suicidejunkie [:0]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:19

Burning Man would be cool if it was more like Wicker Man.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:19

Does anyone remember when Burning Man was cool? That was, what ... 15 years ago? Twenty?

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:23

So, diving into a bon fire is NOT grounds for a law suit? What is this world coming to. The next thing you know, will be that pouring hot coffee on your lap won't be grounds for a law suit either.

From: bobthedrunk [Bob the Drunk]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:35

He got what he had coming to him. Finally a logical decision by a court. Now they should make him pay for wasting our time and money.

From: synther [Mr. Sarcastic]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:51

What a douche. I bet he's been to other Burning Man Festivals since, too.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:52



Oh, my burning man hands!

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:27

Do the women still get naked at those things?...I've never been to one.

From: abyss
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:24

"protected by a legal doctrine known as assumption of risk."


Ha, don't it suck when they had the foresight to see you coming.

From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:55

What an asshat.

From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:36





I didn't know fire was hot

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:47

After throwing his friend's photo into the flames, he took a few more steps forward and tripped and fell into the fire, badly burning both hands, according to his lawsuit.
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Woulda been funnier if at the end of the trial the judge called the numbnut forward and banged both his hands with his gavel before clanking him a good one on the forehead...

From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:54

I could maybe see a law suit if the thing fell over into the crowd but this
idiot fell over his own feet. Crap like this should never make it to court.
Balif! Wack his pee pee

From: kingnot [Ben]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 17:20

What a fool!


They should have burned HIM in the 'Man. Matter of fact, should be in the contract "If the person sues, they voluntarily release themselves as human sacrifices..."


Can't there be one F*cking place on earth people can actually pretend they are free just for a little while?

From: rebellyell
Date: 4-Jul-2009 18:08

It's a red banner day! Finally, a judiciary that doesn't have their head up their ass. As for the "victim", Darwin is onto you, idiot.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:29

He's now trying to sue his dealer for not telling him all that dope he was on would make him stupid.

From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 01:13

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:29

He's now trying to sue his dealer for not telling him all that dope he was on would make him stupid.


¥ ¥ ¥

Yeah, everyone knows these Burning Man events aren't about 'performance art' or 'alternative cuture' they are just a thin pretense to get high as a motherfuck in the desert and play make believe as if it is just like Mad Max during the festivities.