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Sloppy Prison Tattoo Resembles Wiener
Johnson City Press | Submitted by: anonymous
"Calhoun said Hicks and Green had placed the tattoo on his neck. Calhoun was then asked if he knew what had been drawn on his neck. He told them he was not aware of what they had drawn... When he was told the tattoo resembled a male organ, with the name “Lee” below it, he became highly upset and he told the jailers Green and Hicks had forced him to submit to the tattooing. He said he told them if he had to get a tattoo, he wanted them to put “Sheila” on his neck, which was the name of his girlfriend."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:42
No pics of the tattoo? Fuckers. Tattoo idiot on those two's foreheads, use a jackhammer to do it.
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:19
'johnson' city press. LOL !!! lots of tattoo news here at rotten lately . . .
From: synther [Mr. Sarcastic]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:06
No, "Sheila" is not your girlfriend. You are someone's bitch. Big difference.
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:48
From "Johnson City" News no less. How ironic.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:21
Bubba: "Hey Lee, come ova he-a, drop to yo knee and an gimme some knee lee on my big black tree."
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:08
When he was told the tattoo resembled a male organ, with the name “Lee” below it, he became highly upset and he told the jailers Green and Hicks had forced him to submit to the tattooing. **** Something about this story don't quite fit. If he was forced to get a tattoo, how'd they hold him still long enough so it came out even sorta looking like a pecker? You'd think that'd be another one of those things you would struggle against happening while in lockup. An ass-raping may be temporary but a tattoo is forever...
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Jul-2009 03:03
 ==== I't be kind of cool to have a sharks mouth tattoo. but it'd probably hurt quite a bit.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 10:49
I'm all for Smiley-Faces on the warplane. Let'em know what psycho is.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 22:23
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Told this guy they were tattooing his girlfriend's name to his neck and tattooed a wang. Fucking awesome! Was he in for selling fake shrooms?
From: ballsosteel [and not even male!]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:13
Well, dayum, that wasn't on the evening news! And no pics, either. What is journalism coming to?
From: pwner
[I don't play warcraft]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 01:02
LOL. I guess this is the prison version of 'kick me' I'm guessing the guy who got tattooed wasn't too bright - he didn't notice the giggles of the tattoo artist and his mate. Or the giggles of every other MF at the prison. I wonder if he knows I'm giggling now? lol. Didn't he even have 1 friend to ask "How does it look?" Seriously, he probably had it coming.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 14:01
First Class WEINER!! My balls are bigger than yours!! Ya KNOW!!!!!!
From: snidelywhiplash [Snidely Whiplash]
Date: 7-Jul-2009 22:44
They probably tattooed "You R My Sunshine", on his beehind.
Updated: 7-Jul-2009 22:44
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