From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:27

Great balls of fire!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:45

My balls have been pretty hot in this weather too.

From: fescue
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:11

I used to slide down shiny metal slides in the summer all the time when I was a kid. Being in Texas, they were surely hotter than those English balls. The English are whimps who just enjoy whining.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:29

I guess the Sun doesn't shine much in England, only way to explain such ignorance of the Sun's effect on metal. Would you touch the chrome bumper on a car which had been sitting in the Sun for hours? Of course you wouldn't, so why are these Brits surprised that metal left sitting in the Summer Sun is going to get hot?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:40

Fescue, I remember the same problem in a hot colorado summer. I think I lost some leg and ass flesh on that scalding hot slide a time or two.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:56

From: bobthedrunk [Bob the Drunk]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:08

That'll teach ya to keep your hands off my balls.

From: fescue
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:51

Fescue, I remember the same problem in a hot colorado summer. I think I lost some leg and ass flesh on that scalding hot slide a time or two.
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That's what you get for not wearing pants.

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That'll teach ya to keep your hands off my balls.
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But they're so big and shiny and I can see myself in them.

From: gor [gor]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:08

People should know they are hot when they see the sweat from the balls.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/14302/cb4-sweat-from-my-balls

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:13

Fescue,, think shorts. It was still hot and burned lots.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:27

AZ: "so why are these Brits surprised that metal left sitting in the summer sun is going to get hot?"

Two words: art major.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:46

Anyone who owns a car should have already run into the metal-in-the-sun-gets-hot effect (discovered by Dr. Francis Metalinthesungetshot)...why is this news?

From: fescue
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:49

Fescue,, think shorts. It was still hot and burned lots.
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I know but I couldn't resist.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:52

You bad boy. My mom woulda skinned me if I'd been out without pants,, LOL

From: selmore [dave]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:34

Global Warming. <rimshot> Thank you ill be here all night.
Come on people that's a no brainer.
Global Warming hehe get it?
I crack myself up sometimes.

From: screeb [screeb]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:58

Fescue, I remember the same problem in a hot colorado summer. I think I lost some leg and ass flesh on that scalding hot slide a time or two.

That's because you're dumbasses. We used to turn on the garden hose and cool the slide down a bit before sliding.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:42

From: selmore [dave]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:34

Global Warming. <rimshot> Thank you ill be here all night.
Come on people that's a no brainer.
Global Warming hehe get it?
I crack myself up sometimes.
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From: mcdanel1771 [mcdanel 1771]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:11

Balls = globes

From: abyss
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:43

"Honestly, you wouldn't believe how hot they get until you touch them."


Honestly, yes I can. Heat + metal = ?. Seriously, how did you get this far?

From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:43

Aw come on--this was a great trick. You think the artist didn't know what he was doing? Probably hid around a corner getting some great reaction shots!

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:32

Advantages to living in a desert. You know not to touch even water if it has set in the sun. Illegals come over the border and find water set up by do gooders and they die because the water is 140 degrees.

Gotta love it.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:16

We've had a few people coming in for a cup of tea complaining they've been burnt by the heat from the balls.
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You know I think I'd keep doing something stupid like that a secret.

Not a real proud moment to admit you aren't as smart as a bird or a squirrel who had enough sense not to go near it...

From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 02:27

The equation is simple - dont sit on the fuckin things & You wont get burnt!

Lots of darwins finest seem to come out in the sunshine.

From: sp00k
Date: 4-Jul-2009 02:34

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:56



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I tried to get the ants to rotate in opposite directions.


Norace



My photo editing skills need some work

From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:05

don't burn



that bootie

From: fescue
Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:34

That's because you're dumbasses. We used to turn on the garden hose and cool the slide down a bit before sliding.
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You had garden hoses available in public parks? Color me impressed.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:44

Damn! I read "One man liked the look of the balls.." closely followed by the word "Children" and I got all ready to go fappy happy. I am sooo like disappointed nobody got nekkid!

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:04


A shopper escapes from one of the overheating balls

Oh mighty England, which gave us the father of Calculus, longitude and Monty Python, how you have fallen.

From: localroger [roger williams]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:18

You know, a portable water mister would solve both the problem of the balls getting too hot and the problem of most people trying to sit on them.

From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:33

I wonder how those red balls outside Target fare?

From: fescue
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:34

You know, a portable water mister would solve both the problem of the balls getting too hot and the problem of most people trying to sit on them
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Then the balls would be hot and wet. Hmmm.

From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:23

speaking of metal surfaces getting really hot, howcum all those
suthun rednecks drive around in muscle cars painted flat black?

jist askin' . . . .

From: vastarien202 [Simon]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 18:27

This just in.....Water is wet, Sand is dry, and Stupidity is rampant.
That is all.

From: ballsosteel [and not even male!]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:29

Wimps is right. First thing you learn in southern Arizona - EVERYTHING is too hot to touch! Everyone has a mark on the underside of their arm from just once rolling down the window and sticking their arm out. OUCH! Arm comes back in, window goes back up, AC goes on. Even the concrete benches are too hot to sit on. The asphalt melts. If you drive a motorcycle you have to carry around a crushed can to put the kickstand on, otherwise you come back from shopping to find your bike on the ground. Jelly shoes were all the rage when I lived there (ooh, told my age) and you couldn't wear them outside. They would MELT.

How do you tell if someone's new to Phoenix?
By their tan. People who've lived there awhile have sense enough to stay inside, out of the sun/heat.
The general rule was you don't go to Phoenix between March and November. Too hot. Tucson got its first 100 degree day in April. Ya know, I was feeling homesick lately. Not nomore. I think I just cured myself.

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 13:58

Well, my big balls are swinging.....


to the left and to the right......


Some might say that my big balls......



are quite an awesome sight!!!



Oh, you bet your ass!

From: sp00k
Date: 6-Jul-2009 15:22

From: ballsosteel [and not even male!]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:29

Wimps is right. First thing you learn in southern Arizona - EVERYTHING is too hot to touch! Everyone has a mark on the underside of their arm from just once rolling down the window and sticking their arm out.

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But its a dry heat.

I remember a story about some turd that walked out of a fitness club on a 120 deg day and fainted. Face plant into the concrete, broke his nose and got 2nd degree burns.

From: ltjackboot [name]
Date: 6-Jul-2009 17:08




I'd just like to say thank you for selfcleaning [buttocks]!