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Memories To Last A Lifetime
CBS News | Submitted by: Myrtle the Turtle
"A local teacher accidentally put pornography into a DVD that was meant to be filled with school memories from the past year, and nobody caught the error until after it was sent home, shocking parents and students alike... "It goes from my son, straight to her on the couch," said 'Joe,' who saw the video along with his son and did not wish to be identified. "My son's reaction was, Dad, is that Ms. Defanti?"
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From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:20
From: stfu [yeah, fuck it's me] Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:06 thats where your wrong, you stupid cunt troll. don't you question me. Especially if your a woman. i'll kick your ass it's all norace's fault I hate him, the stupid cunt anybody here don't agree with me is just a stupid cunt grrrrrrr  as far as 'getting my ass kicked'.... well, thats not even a matter of opinion isnt it? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn I like it when I can just the nitwits talk.. heh heh heh  Yawn what else do we got in the film vault?  http://www.guba.com/watch/3000129538?duration_step=0&fields=8&filter_tiny=0&pp=5 &query=1136258&sb=7&set=-1&sf=0&size_step=0&o=0&sample=1244085729:060a7065220f0f 4ef0c8353d6a133875f55aaa2e new stories!
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:23
It's a shame it was sent to 5th graders. It would have been much more appreciated by the middle or high school students. I wouldn't bother firing her, I would assume she's already looking to relocate to another school district.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:28
stfu, I think some of the harassment and threats that you and others unleashed against him and his family are unforgivable. Not that you even have the sense to ask for forgiveness. So, I suppose you're going to "get yer ass kicked" as long as you and Norace continue to post here. ................................ ? LOL! Ain't it the truth! Ain't it the truth? heh heh heh Amen ta that brother! Ps... psst... Say a tiny prayer fer the poor bastards wanna fuck around.. I ain't in the mood fer suffering any more angry ant fools... Not without there being... some kinda.. "outrageous"..even eye fer an eye...retribution..er sumpin maybe heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhtcaRRngcw LOL!
From: danthrax
[Rad cow disease]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:38
I bet every single person who ends up complaining about that DVD will have watched it repeatedly in their bedrooms to get a real good grasp on how outraged they are.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:45
ROFLMAO STFU'S FailedForumPeopleWontUseForFree.org Last post June 25th, 2009, 12:01 pm Who is online In total there is 1 user online :: 1 registered, 0 hidden and 0 guest (based on users active over the past 5 minutes) Most users ever online was 8 on March 13th, 2009, 3:43 pm
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:55
Dear Norace, I've been told by some users of this forum that it is impossible to converse with you in a rational manner. Is that true?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:19
And the consequences of such? Fap Fap Fap...as if high schoolers of either sex need such an incentive. Girls masturbate too don't they? Ladies, DO you masturbate? Something tells me you like to play with that sweet pink flesh....fap, fap fap. Yes, I am both insane and lustful!!
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:21
Accident my ass. This bitch is the typical pedo-whore who had all the intention of her students seeing her that way, oh what? You "accidentally" film yourself doing the nasty on the school yearDVD? You "accidentally" never review/edit it before sending it out? Puuuuuuulezzz. When we put together life tribute DVD's we watch, edit and watch again well before the ceremony. If something like this "accidentally" happened with our staff, the owner & I would chew them out and fire them, but it could never happen. I did laugh at the "birds and the bees" comment. I love when topics such as sex makes people so uncomfortable that they have to sugar coat it which will just confuse the kid even more. I never sugar coat my job (which seems to make a lot uncomfy) & I tell kids straight up what we do when I'm at local schools. Some say "ewwwwww" some say "coooooool". Anyway, in other news: MJ's family are having a private ceremony, then a public one like I said they should. I am so glad they did this as I understand that some families need to grieve privately, but people who loved the deceased have the right to say good bye as well (I always tell families this when they want it to be just private! But I can't twist their arm into anything).
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:24
by the time these brats finish 6th grade they will be producing their own digital smut for profit. kids grow up reaaaaalllll fast these days. file it under sex education and move on.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:33
Now this story is funny as a fuck!
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:40
Depends on if she was chubster or gorgeous. Anybody able to locate a pic of Ms. Defanti? What a horny bitch to keep videos of herself. That's commendable.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:42
Hahahaha, the thunderstorm here keeps setting off car alarms. Then there's the flash flood warnings since we're getting 2-3 inches of rain an hour right now.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:45
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:21 // Why don't you just shut the fuck up and die already. Nobody gives a rat's ass what you say or what you think. Seriously, just go away. Everyone here can see right through the bullshit sweetheart. Go restock the shelves will ya and give up on this FD crap moron.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:48
What is the story of the birds & the bees? I've never heard that story but it sounds kind of weird. Shortly before I hit puberty my father basically just said to me, "Son, you're getting to that age where you're going to start getting interested in girls. Your penis is going to get hard when you think about them and you're going to have a desire to stroke it. At some point when you're doing that some white stuff is going to spurt out. Don't worry, that's normal. But if you're doing something like that with a girl you don't want to get it inside of her OK?" And since I hadn't hit puberty yet I remember saying "Ewww... don't worry Dad, that's NEVER gonna happen." But I didn't forget the conversation, and he certainly never had to mention any bullshit about birds and bees. Besides, at my elementary school we had some very basic sex education in 5th grade. This school must be way behind the times if these parents are at a loss to explain this.
From: billymays
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:54
Franz, Billy Mays here. If you want the whole story, you need to go back to last winter, when Norace felt it necessary to spam every single thread over and over with the same copy-pasted "responses" to any and all perceived slights, even those politely asking him to "Please stop spamming every thread" were given the "nitwit attack troll" treatment. For a more "in-depth" view of the horror Norace wrought upon the forum, please view the following threads: http://forums.dailyrotten.com/505/00031412/ http://forums.dailyrotten.com/503/00031410/ http://forums.dailyrotten.com/507/00031414/ (or just surf through the nearby thread links at the top/bottom of each thread) From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 6-Jan-2009 17:08 I happily wait the meltdown of nogracebutyetretarded's feeble mind. :::::::::::::::::::: Dude, that train has left the station. From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 13-Dec-2008 20:30 "Words are a code based on commonly agreed upon meanings, you can't have a "private language" and expect to communicate while endowing standard terms with your personal inferences." From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger] Date: 17-Dec-2008 07:59 Here GD has addressed an aspect of the fucknut phenomenon. That is to say, if I dream up a thorny, hard to read writing style & fill up endless pages with it, then expect the world to adjust to me & it, rather than the other way 'round, I may not get many takers. A repulsive, unreadable writing style also exposes the disturbed psyche of its maker, who pretends to communicate whilst actually ensuring everyone is kept at a "safe" distance. From: sp00k Date: 17-Dec-2008 08:23 Hooting noises and gibbering isn't a private language
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:56
You don't shut down at first rumble garg ? Man, I've lost many a things with surges and no, APC wouldn't stand behind it. Guess if you're close to the off button and the A/C outlet, it could have been avoided so 'they' say.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:57
I tend to ignore the trolls but gayzilla makes me laugh. No, I won't go away so deal with it loser. You can think of me however you please but I stated things here that you simply will not find on the net. You are so pathetic and depressed, and you know what? A 7/11 worker is better than a broke ass limpdick alcoholic such as yourself. You won't bluebox me because you do like reading my posts & pray for the off chance I'll acknowledge you: Simply put, you are having a case of displaced attraction towards me. You have this strong resentment towards me only because you want to have sex with me.
From: billymays
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:01
And the lag is something awful today. Introducing...ah, fuck it. Too lazy to pull another pitch out of my ass.
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:04
Why don't you just shut the fuck up and die already. Nobody gives a rat's ass what you say or what you think. Seriously, just go away. Everyone here can see right through the bullshit sweetheart. Go restock the shelves will ya and give up on this FD crap moron. I must retrack all bad tidings to you zilla, I may have posted. I couldn't have said it better myself, Bravo. Now fuck-off.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:06
Did I mention the 3 frogs I saw? It's still raining,,LOL Will someone, anyone, please talk to me.
From: synther [Mr. Sarcastic]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:11
""We were up till midnight doing the 'birds and the bees,'" he added." Yeah, the kid probably knew more than dad. "You see dad, what she is doing there is known as a reverse donkey punch that then leads into a cleveland steamer...."
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:14
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:57 I tend to ignore the trolls but gayzilla makes me laugh. No, I won't go away so deal with it loser. You can think of me however you please but I stated things here that you simply will not find on the net. You are so pathetic and depressed, and you know what? A 7/11 worker is better than a broke ass limpdick alcoholic such as yourself. You won't bluebox me because you do like reading my posts & pray for the off chance I'll acknowledge you: Simply put, you are having a case of displaced attraction towards me. You have this strong resentment towards me only because you want to have sex with me. // Simply put sweetheart you're a phony. Things not on the internet ? Like trocar, death, umm, body, um, embalm ? That make me an FD to ? Fuck off. I be back. Have to batten down some hatches on my fridge box I live in. Storms a comin in my sweety. Asshole
From: yukovalis [Chris]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:20
Oh dead we can't have kids learning about sex! not now, not ever! you know it's the most unnatural thing in the world right? phhht
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:20
From: franz [Franz Schubert] Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:55 Dear Norace, I've been told by some users of this forum that it is impossible to converse with you in a rational manner. Is that true? ................... ? Why that's not true Mr Schubert. Never has been. But..ahem.. A little lesson fer some..in kindergarden manners.. heh heh heh First..and before we EVEN can .. BEGIN.. you have to call me by my name "Norace"... Simple respect is all. I'll give it righr back to you too sir. Oh, and don't attack any.. poster's family here either,.. I have no patience fer that shit no more. And believe me, NOBODY wants or should have to suffer through ....that kind of PERSONAL NORACE attention! LOL! soooo Other than that? We're good. I'm OK , yer Ok.. etc.. Just ask Kushed and sandy , and several dozen others here.. For christ sakes.. it ain't rocket science. If you just ask me nice... I'm a really nice guy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0_m-4NAec What would you like to know?
From: udontknow [Jack]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:21
Sarah Palin just resigned as governor to pursue a career in porn! Now the Republican presidential field is down to Mitt (Mormon's Rock!) Romney and Rudy (I kick terrorist ass) Giuliani. I weep for that party.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:21
Ok, this round of stormin is over. There's water running everywhere out there, like over the tops of the retaining walls and down the walking trails. Zilla, depends on how close it is, if it was much closer, yeah, I'd have been outta here. Cats, how was the party on Parliament hill?
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:26
Lol GD I don't know how you talk to that zilla troll. Keep making multiple accounts & troll me loser. Wanna meet me? I'm at the 7/11 your mom got pregnant with you, & gave birth to you at. And no loser, saying trocar does not make me an FD, my license however, plus the questions I can answer does. Have fun jerking off while trolling me loser.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:28
Billy, normally I put the TV on mute when you appear, but I think I can tolerate you in text form. I'll review the threads, thanks. Just don't try telling me that OxiClean or whatever will clean up threads I view on here.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:32
From: billymays , mini me troll (i'm scared of norace) Date: 3-Jul-2009 14:54 Franz, a frustrated and angry mini me here. If you want the whole story, I need to go back to last winter, when Norace felt it necessary to start seriously kicking my ass as commie when ever i acted like a prick.. (deep breath) .. sooo... I spent the last 8 and half hours looking this up! ha ha ha! !! For a more "in-depth" view of the ironic , quick , fresh and always insightful and sharp humour Norace wrought upon the forum, please view the following threads: http://forums.dailyrotten.com/505/00031472/ http://forums.dailyrotten.com/503/00031210/ http://forums.dailyrotten.com/507/00031614/ (I happily wait the meltdown of norace fantastic mind. :::::::::::::::::::: Duder , fucked us over and let him back that train has left the station. From: gayabby [van Boring] Date: 13-Dec-2008 20:30 "Words are a code based on commonly agreed upon meanings, and you can't have norace here without him calling me on my dull, self important horseshit. From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger] Date: 17-Dec-2008 07:59 Here GD has addressed the obvious.. norace norace norace ..it's a total goddamn phenomenon. That is to say, From: spITe Date: 17-Dec-2008 08:23 I just hate Norace. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Wha's yer point here peanut? LOL!
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:32
Zilla don't blow a screw man. You've enough problems. Take gargoyles advice the other day buddy. I was just well, being me. Let's say your last PPS was yummy-ness OK. You can figure me out from there. Don't eat shit from that fake bitch. The kid needs you. Sending an email to your q account to confirm its me. You're in rough shape there buddy. Get geared up then come back and fight. Don't make me come there !
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:41
stfu, are calling me a troll? I've barely posted anything.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:48
Norace, as for your explanation of "kindergarten manners," it seems like common sense to me. 1. Don't call you names 2. Don't attack your family (umm... no shit?) 3. Don't attack any other poster's family (Christ, how many families have been attacked here??) I think I'll just stick to commenting on the articles... for the sake of my family! LOL
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:52
From: ik Date: 2-Jul-2009 20:37 >>someday I'll have to post some of my pornographic Lily Munster pics...they may well be appreciated here... << The original Lily Munster !? Fuck Yeah! *************************** Here ya go ik!...had these laying around in my fap fap file...   
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:52
I think I'll just stick to commenting on the articles... for the sake of my family! LOL .................... ? Yawn Fair enough... go in peace... and have a safe journey then... The name's norace! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-F3vSrJIUQ&feature=related
From: billymays
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:56
Norace the alchy child molester deserves no respect. It does not even deserve a name. Oh, and one final thing... fucknut
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:59
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:26 Lol GD I don't know how you talk to that zilla troll. Keep making multiple accounts & troll me loser. Wanna meet me? I'm at the 7/11 your mom got pregnant with you, & gave birth to you at. And no loser, saying trocar does not make me an FD, my license however, plus the questions I can answer does. Have fun jerking off while trolling me loser. // GD and I get along fine. Why are you dissing her ? The zilla account is me since I scored it from a troll, but I don't use it. WTF are you talking about now anyway ? Fuck you're a moron.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:02
funny how catvomit always claims that she never "reads 'troll' posts and seldom replies to them" yet invariably spends more energy replying to them than any other poster here.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:04
nobrains, youre a laughingstock; from your Flanders looking mug to your incoherent babblings. only youre too stupid to realize it.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:04
From: billymays troll says mini me is scared of norace Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:56 ...."Franz, a frustrated and angry mini me here. If you want the whole story, I need to go back to last winter, when Norace felt it necessary to start seriously kicking my ass as commie when ever i acted like a prick.. (deep breath) .. sooo... I spent the last 8 and half hours looking this up! ha ha ha! .." WHY you!.. You.. **dumbfist** goddamn you norace, it's not suppose to appear that way.. I am trying to show people how evil and mean you are..and.. and.. GRRRRR! I hate NORACE! GRRRRRR! ////////////////////////////////////////////// ? heh heh heh I knew that last post of mine would really piss you off peanut! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x6m6qJEaE LOL! .. god yer an peanut brain! heh heh heh Please .. keep postin!
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:06
Zilla, I looked at your comment on that other article, but the last line was full of misspellings, I couldn't make sense of it.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:10
From: stfu [yeah, i hate stupid cunts, too] Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:04 norace, only 19 more cocks before I go underground attack troll against ya, like last time around. Since last update?.. One human , the rest?... well.. let just say they were, "cocks".. LOL! I'm beat, but too stupid to realize it. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn How ..Nice nitwit. ZZzzz Its been swell to this point.. but.. I've got some errands! I'll have ta catch up later.. bye peanut! Keep on attackin norace! Yer soooooo good at it, too! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc later folks! 
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:18
here's teach in action http://www.heaven666.org/crazy-eyes-29247.php
From: billymays
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:18
From: minarchist [prolefeed] Date: 7-Apr-2009 23:32 A bright day in Flagstaff, circa 1977: A youngish Norace has just gotten his internship at a local Flagstaff hospital. Lead RN on call: This is the third time we've found you drooling on the floor, Norace. We understand your cleft palate offers difficulties in swallowing, but... Norace: LOlll zzzzzz Poot? My jar,, is full! Lead RN: I don't know how you fill that thing five times per shift. NR: LoL!! I,, Norace have fended off the- ZZzzzzZzz Lead RN: Goddammit, he's gone narcoleptic again. Can't we pump him full of amphetamines so he can be lucid for five minutes, or better yet some Phenobarb so he stays a drooling sack permanently? Second RN: I can get some samples if yo- NR: Cocks? heh heh heh Lead RN: Send him over to the Alzheimer's ward. With any luck they'll mistake him for a patient. NR: Poot! Poop! (smears feces on walls) Second RN: Christ, it's everywhere! And the color...it's not supposed to come out yellow! What the hell is in his as- NR: LOL! ;0 *horrific spattering noise* Lead RN: Code red, we have a code red, class IV biohazard spill on floor 3! Oh god, who the fuck spawned this thing? And who gave it a unifor- NR: You fucking whiny chickenshit baby peanut! You can't *smears more feces on self* debate me! ;0 No one can! LOL! (fist bump) Second RN: Get the disinfectant! The town cannot be exposed to- urrgh- this (collpases, writhing in agony) Lead RN: Shit! Norace, you fuck! I- I- whurgle (vomits, chokes on bile) argghh...
From: garqoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:21
Hahahaha, my chili farts keeps setting off car alarms. Then there's the toxic gas warnings since we're getting 23 cubic feet of farts an hour right now.
From: garqoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:22
Ok, I pissed over my balcony. There's piss running everywhere out there, like over the tops of the retaining walls and down the walking trails.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:29
Awright ya fucktard catcunt. If the names Kristen, Meghan etc are familiar and initials SM,AM,KM etc I'll take back everything I've ever said. (especially SM) Otherwise.. I'm really not feeling top notch to battle a goof tonight, then again I'm not the word fight kind of guy anyway. I'd rather go fist and cuff and I could care less if the opponent is 8 feet tall/800 pounds. I always have a plan. I really get a kick out of people that claim to be 'so' tough and shit. Same kick as folks that claim to be something else. Nope honey I'm just me, and being the nice guy that I am, I'm thinking of giving my godzilla1 to that dawg guy. He seems honest and I have the zilla account so why not. Wanna play ? Not tonight thanks. I have a feeling I'll be somewhere I really hate being.
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:52
Oh BULL FUCKING SHIT! If this had been a male teacher, he wouldn't just lose his fucking job, he'd be sent to jail as a sex offender. Bullshit double-standard! Where's the DVD though? That sounds hot! Can one of you parents PLEASE upload this somewhere and send me a link?
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:52
I was reading Sarah Palin's resignation speech and I'm so confused. WTF is she talking about? Full court press? Basketball? Reasons: (a) she's getting a divorce, (b) she's preggo again (c) another one of her jailbait daughters is preggo. If it is (c), then all I can say is "Cain, when were you in Alaska?"
From: bobthedrunk
[Bob the Drunk]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:57
From: billymays Date: 3-Jul-2009 15:01 And the lag is something awful today. **** Billy - Glad to hear from the dead. Hope your head is feeling better. Has that wacko jacko been grabbing at your dick up there, or have you been able to avoid him? Get a chance to bang Farrah yet?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:58
Evening Patsy I don't think she knows what she's doing. At least it didn't sound like it.
From: conpassage [petit con]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:08
Simply put, you are having a case of displaced attraction towards me. You have this strong resentment towards me only because you want to have sex with me. Now, that's unassailable logic. Karl Popper suggested that to be true, things must be falsifiable. So, let's take the logical inversion and see if it's true. I have a strong resentment to John McCain. But I do not want to have sex with him. I have a strong resentment to Sarah Palin, yet I do want to have sex with her. Hm. Both can't be wrong, so neither can be right. Ergo, resentment is not a defining condition for sex. In any case, who would want to have sex with a woman who a) can't write; b) can't think; c) has sex with Wily Middle-Eastern Gentlemen (probably only a wish fulfillment fantasy, but why take chances?); smells of weird chemicals, like a cheap skank using too much Eau de Walmart to cover up other unsavory odors? Catwoman, you need to go back to high school, but this time put in a little effort and complete it please. Open a book and not only your legs. Some people have greatness thrust onto them, others into them. This time around, mind the difference.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:11
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:38 Excuse me ? Why do you use a good old german name then ? ................... When I was trying to decide on a moniker to use here I was listening to some Schubert lieder. He's one of my favorite composers, unfortunately I have to read the text of his songs in translation. They didn't teach German at my high school or I would have taken it, and after high school I've been too busy to learn a language. However it's never too late. I had a psychology professor who didn't start learning Spanish until he was almost 60, and he insisted it was one of the best things you can do to keep your brain healthy at that age.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:22
She may well be clearing her time to start working on a run for president...it's no secret that choosing her for vp is the only thing that got McCain even close to a decent showing, I wasn't going to vote for him until Palin was on board...then, if he won, I was going to hope he had a heart attack. It's also no secret that both parties hate her guts...she's not one of them, she's not a beltway insider, and it was that asshole McCain that attacked her mercilessly right after he lost and had no more use for her...and the way the press and the dem's trash her constantly, it's clear she scares them...I wouldn't doubt the republican insiders are just as scared...and that makes her ok in my book. If she runs, she's got my vote.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:26
From: billymays says min me is scared of norace Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:18 From: minarchist [prolefeed] Date: 7-Apr-2009 23:32 Let me repost one of my old "glory posts".. since I got nuthin left but memories... Cough.. "Norace is bad" a story by a nitwit. ! Like it like me? After this , i no doubt should intend to repost that old git story about brer norace! HA ha HA! he he he... That always makes me feel better, and at least, more powerful against... norace being so mean to me (tears)... **tard fist** ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Listen peanut, You keep bringin this shit on yerself sweetpea.. Goyle is rigbt , ya know. "dumbass moth/flame... remember? heh heh heh LOL! wadda tard! This is too easy and tooooo much fun! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf-HcRnWkFo&feature=related !!
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:27
Skorch, do you believe, as Sarah Palin has stated, that dinosaurs co-existed with humans?
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:31
Franz, before I get nasty on such a creation of a user name, I'll give you a second chance. Many would not. Try again. You are totally dis-respecting every German/Swiss/Bavarian etc etc. At least tell us you may be related to a murderer, Pedo (not Sandy pls) and not that Catcunt thing. Now for the rest of you assholes.. I just got an email from the real zilla ? Is his kid fucking around again ? or ..
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:33
Hi Goyle. Yeah. That was NOT the speech of someone you is planning on running for Prez. So let's get this straight -- she IS Governor. The big cheese in Alaska, the highest position in the state - so she quits so that she can better serve her people? Ehh? My dream is to be the President-for-Life of a small island-nation or Luxembourg, whichever.
From: udontknow [Jack]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:34
<<She may well be clearing her time to start working on a run for president>> She's clearing her schedule so she can make beaucoup $$ giving lectures to rightwing abortion hit groups and TV appearances. <<it's no secret that choosing her for vp is the only thing that got McCain even close to a decent showing, I wasn't going to vote for him until Palin was on board...then, if he won, I was going to hope he had a heart attack.>> Clearly when you make choices on how to vote, you vote with your dick. Jenna Jameson for President! <<It's also no secret that both parties hate her guts...>> It's no secret that most of America hates her guts either. <<that asshole McCain that attacked her mercilessly right after he lost and had no more use for her...>> Well, she was the main reason he lost the election...what did you expect him to give her? A medal? <<and the way the press and the dem's trash her constantly, it's clear she scares them...I wouldn't doubt the republican insiders are just as scared...and that makes her ok in my book.>> Michael Jackson, Hugo Chavez, and Courtney Love scared a lot of people too...I guess they would have made great politicians "in your book" too. <<If she runs, she's got my vote.>> Only if they don't have IQ requirements to vote.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:38
The leftist Talmudvision was/is indeed ideologically opposed in diametric fashion to our cute little Alaskan fuck-toy. Kikers have a lot to answer for...they NEVER learn do they. I would have surmised Heydrich would have drummed some sense into the scum. But all that aside; Palin was (and will unfortunately never be) ready for prime-time.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:38
Franz, before I get nasty on such a creation of a user name, I'll give you a second chance. Many would not. Try again. You are totally dis-respecting every German/Swiss/Bavarian etc etc. ................ Could you explain how my choice of a user name is a "disrespect" to anyone? You choice of a user name would appear to be a disrespect to everyone. I'm sorry, but you sound like a troll. I'll uh... "give you a second chance" though?
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:40
Not having lived back then, I really couldn't say...I know this, that much of what people accept as true is entirely speculation... There was a time when people would have been ridiculed by the finest scientific minds for stating that human beings lived in the same time period as the coelacanth, a fish known to have been extinct for 70 million years...then someone caught one in a fishing net. Humans are not really very smart, and make a lot of assumptions...I'm not at all certain that our methods of dating fossils & carbon based objects are really all that good. I'm not sure that there aren't a few dinosaurs left in the jungles of the world, much of these areas are unexplored...so who's to say the description of a dinosaur in Job, or the carvings on the walls of ancient temples depicting dinosaurs aren't actual depictions of what was seen? I don't know, and neither do you, or anyone else...for certain. So believe what you want.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:43
Sarah Palin has stated, that dinosaurs co-existed with humans? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn heh heh heh hmmm let me check my special NORACE crystal hardball fer a quick peak at the USA political future landscape, after hearing this news... Dateline...November 2012 HEADLINE.. AP news President Barrack Obama wins biggest Presidental landslide victory ever in US History to begin his second term in office. ...Polls show almost 80 percent of American electorate voted for the Democratic party. Sarah Palin refuses to concedes and threatens to .."tell God". Republican's call for a recount to try to do a W... Vice Presidental candidate Rush Limbaugh and Former VP Dick Cheney warn of terror strikes on the US if the election results aren't overturned and Palin is put in charge per God's will. ! Ride Sarah ride! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x6m6qJEaE LOL!
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:45
As for udontknow [Jack], you've managed to prove every point I was making very handily... ...it does amuse me to no end that the opposition, that has generally championed woman's rights and equality in the past, has had no problem at all with trashing Sarah Palin based on her gender, and constantly accuse any man who wishes to vote for her of "voting with his dick"... ...amusing...
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:50
*yawn*...if I was really all that interested in people trashing Sarah Palin, I'd go get my tv cable reconnected and watch (insert channel number here)... As I said before, if you have this many partisan people riled up this much, you're doing something extremely right.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:55
or anyone else...for certain ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Sorry dude. But we do know. We know quite a bit about it in fact. No friggin dinosaurs have ever been on the scene as "man". Duhhhh It's called science. It includes fields such as paleontogy, cultural anthroplogy, Plate technonics, Biology, Geology, Mathematics, Cosmology, Astronomy, Physics, History, Anatomy and physiology, genetics.. and...and... well you get the idea.. Everything but religious fables and stories! It all...works too! Really! Dude, I can't stand hearing or even reading..the simple minded second grade religious tardisim, on something as important as evolution here, or anywhere else. At least when I can say something about it. PS.. keep yer Bible in yer pocket and break out a real book ...You just might learn somethin... R E A L! LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_3FpctMVhk&feature=related This is a great series... BTW!
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:56
Sure buddy, sure. (Franz). I thought I saw an old poster on these new stories, so I'll check it. I know a few that are Pure German here and more that were hatched there. No dis-respect again. WTF are you using a FINE German name if its not your own ? I have some Ideas why. You now remind of Catwoman, another pretend person. Wow
From: udontknow [Jack]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:01
Nice rebuttal skorch. "All the liberals are out to get me and are hypocrites because they dare criticize a WOMAN (gasp) and prove everything I am saying because, gosh darn it, I'm smart edjumacated and people like me! I don't watch TV and form my opinions based on what Democrats are against so I'm always right so blow me!" REAL intelligence you got there, bucko. You'd make a great Faux News commentator.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:04
WTF are you using a FINE German name if its not your own ? I have some Ideas why. You now remind of Catwoman, another pretend person. Wow .................... "WTF" indeed! What am I "pretending" to be? I never claimed my name was "Franz." What's your name? Go? Before I say anything more about why I chose this moniker, what are some of your "ideas why?" Im genuinely curious. I swear, I'm not pretending to be the reincarnation of Franz Schubert!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:09
Franz, before I get nasty on such a creation of a user name, I'll give you a second chance. Many would not. Try again. You are totally dis-respecting every German/Swiss/Bavarian etc etc. ................ ? Uhh hey man... Sorry dude. This is what it is.. You were "nice" to norace, back there. That in itself just made you a ton of enemies with long memories and a shit load of angry attack trolls.. (shrugs) agin.. really sorry guy. Comes with the territory I guess.. but here, come on .. I'll fire up the Dinosaur Victrola... And you and me can listen To some Buck Owens, instead! OK? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNczeP33Yk0&feature=related
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:10
Franz -- keep in mind that "Go (fuck yourself)" is his real name. Sucks to be him, but there it is. Also, my real name is Stud Gerbil. I guess he is upset because he doesn't believe that Franz is your real name.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:15
Maybe he's one of those Germans who consider Austria to be part of the Fatherland.
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:15
From: franz [Franz Schubert] Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:04 Won't take much to figure this Login out, so do it. Funny I was actually trying with you pal. I figured you'd know a couple German/Bav, so you fooled me. Yay ! Another dolt pretending to be bilingual. Its actually a bad thing to know more than one language these days.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:19
From: littlefuzzymouse [Jim Beam] Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:09 I see fakerace is at it again!! The real norace would post differently. Only the REAL norace would do this and that ..and ..then.. squeek squeek squeek.. .................................... ? yawn Hey cheese whiz brain. I thought I already stepped on you like the simple minded bug that yer are .. last night.. Hmmm I must have missed huh? heh heh heh STOMP! ** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:19
Just saying, it only takes a second or two to Google it and get it right, is all. Some troll calling you out and showing himself to be an ignorant asshole is one of the things that makes the internet such a great thing. Thank you, Al Gore!
From: littlefuzzy
[H.Beam]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:29
woooohoooo look I got my own troll in less than 1000 post!! Gee mom can I keep it? I'll keep it in the outhouse and let it eat all the shit it wants.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:29
Well I've been trolled enough for one night. Thanks "Go!"
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:31
So stud is Franz ? Nice. Guessing you really don't know the language very well ? In Germany, every town/city has invented their own over the last 100 years or so bucko. Have a visiting to Swiss end. Same but different by a bit. Thinking now Stud=Franz=Catcunt=Go= etc etc
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:32
littlefuzzy [H.Beam] Member Since: Friday, April 3 2009 You are already a troll. It just took Sandy a lil while to get aroubd to cloning you.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:34
Yes, catwoman and I are the same poster. You would do well to just fucking admit that Franz Schubert was Austrian and not German and get on with your miserable troll life, asshole. But being a true troll, you coudl never admit that you were incorrect. You can join the ranks of fucknut, DD and GD who have also never made even one error in their entire lives.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:46
From: udontknow [Jack] Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:01 Nice rebuttal skorch. "All the liberals are out to get me and are hypocrites because they dare criticize a WOMAN (gasp) and prove everything I am saying because, gosh darn it, I'm smart edjumacated and people like me! I don't watch TV and form my opinions based on what Democrats are against so I'm always right so blow me!" REAL intelligence you got there, bucko. You'd make a great Faux News commentator. ********************************* No one has called you a hypocrite because you "dared criticize a woman", you're a hypocrite for trashing a political figure BECAUSE she is a woman...get it right. And I don't watch tv, because it's not entertaining anymore and I'd rather save the money...and I see Fox news as being just as much a mouthpiece for special interests as any of the other so-called "news" networks. I'm not that partisan, I agree with some issues the misnamed "liberals" advocate, but not all of them...the same goes for the "conservatives"...for the most part I'm leaning more and more libertarian these days...maybe you should too. So stop foaming at the mouth when you hear Palin's name, it's a dead giveaway that you've sold out to the powers that be, or perhaps you're simply duped by them.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:57
From: littlefuzzywuzzy [mousebrain] Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:37 Why thank you Stud that's the best cheesiest, and most phony compliment someone has said to me all month! squeek squeek squeek! ! ..................................... ? I just knew a nitwit like this would like the cheese whiz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related heh heh heh
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:05
Oh, and norace...sorry, your "majestic men of science" have made many, many, incredibly stupid mistakes throughout history, and have a dedication to preconceived beliefs only rivaled (and rivaled poorly) by religious zealots. You trust way too much in human capability...but if that's where you find comfort, if that's the belief system that grants you a feeling of being somewhat in control of your destiny, then by all means, go with it. It's just that I've found humans to be clownishly unreliable when they're demanding they have knowledge of things past or future that they have not witnessed (and probably couldn't comprehend if they did)...they tend to frame their speculation in terms better left to describe provable, repeatable fact instead of what it is...speculation. On the lighter side, here's some neat ancient artifacts: A rhino carving, on the ancient Ta Prohm temple, Siem Reap, Cambodia   gold pre-Columbian artifacts, centuries old, depicting flying fish.  
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:07
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 3-Jul-2009 18:34 Yes, I have only 1182 cocks left to suck and I too, like STFU.. hate stupid cunts like Catwoman. You would do well to just fucking admit that Franz Schubert was nice to norace , and now he will pay dearly by me and other dedicated norace hators and get on with your miserable troll life, asshole. You can join the ranks of NORACE for all I care. GRRRR! . Stupid cunts, all of you. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Jesus! Talk about a goddamn testosteronian saturated wide eyed.. friggin misogynist nitwit poster, huh folks? (shrugs) heh heh heh .. damn..Looks like He's gonna blow a gasket! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjF_eDS6IjA
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:14
Narcissism according to DSM IV TR, from Wiki DSM IV-TR criteria A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:[1] 1.has a grandiose sense of self-importance 2.is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty or ideal love (megalomania) 3.believes that he or she is "special" and can only be understood by, or should associate with, people (or institutions) who are also "special" or of high status. 4.requires excessive admiration 5.has a sense of entitlement 6.is interpersonally exploitative 7.lacks empathy 8.is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her 9.shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:18
Oh, and norace...sorry, your "majestic men of science" have made many, many, incredibly stupid mistakes throughout history .................. ? ? Sarah Palin, is that you honey? LOL! Seriously.. Perhaps some of the imperfect and smaller minded HUMAN's have failed.. Of course, we're only human.. But, that fact doesn't negate the entire basis of scientific law and the last 1000 years of study of the world and space time around us.. Regardless, gravity and the rest of science remain true. Sorry peanut. you answer me with the same old , same old kindergarden like understanding of the self evident and wonderfful evolutionary physical laws and order around you in the typical religious close mindedness and complete lack of understanding. Exceptions to the rule and , second law of thermodynamics too, I;ll bet? heh heh heh Oh please, don't waste my time anymore son! PS.. For yer "point" to have any merit whatsoever... One would have to throw out entire fields of real serious science. (shakes head) That's kinda askin,, a lot , dontcha think? LOL! !!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:30
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:00 Hello norace. Yes, it's the real norace, I am sorry to report. Duder's a real fuckin cunt too. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? yawn Heh heh heh It was gettin real hard to pretend that one out much more was it, peanut? LOL! ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQjnsdlmOo&NR=1 PS.. sorry fer loss nitwit.. heh heh heh
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:48
Was I ever able ta make yer laugh? ...andro? I posted some pretty clever, silly and really funny nonsense today! You bet! I (the real norace) wanted to help you(andro) in perhaps a small way, maybe, I can visualize.. this scene.. I can stimulate...and thus release some kinda short micro burst of personal .. endorphins in yer bloodstream , activatived by .. even a single..smirk from the humour center of yer brain, the cerebral tissue..scientifically recognized to be right next to the large grey mattered area of brain know as the.. "liking woman's boobs", area. this being.. kitty corner to Broca's. And to a physiological real and measurable 'healing effect'.. I (the real deal) was tryin real hard today fer ya... really! pretty cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x6m6qJEaE
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:53
Marklar, Here's another marklar to help other marklars see how silly their marklar is compared to other marklars. With some gay marklars. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQjnsdlmOo&NR=1
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:03
Try again, Sandy ... "http://www.imageput.com/hosted/61767erotic-shagme.gif cannot be displayed because it contains too many errors"
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:03
From: screeb [scared of norace] Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:14 and 19:53 I ,apparently, am tryin desperately to get norace's attention without just coming right out and saying so! grrrr! wuf wuf wuf... //////////////////////////////////////// ? What's up pumpkin pie? Speak up boy, wadda want? heh heh heh yawns a lot more... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:07
Again. The image “http://www.imageput.com/hosted/61201erotic-fritzlovemytits.gif” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:15
From: garqoyle1 Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:22 Ok, I pissed over my balcony. There's piss running everywhere out there, like over the tops of the retaining walls and down the walking trails. -------------------- Mr Garg, i think sirbutlust wrote a long rambling post about this very subject a while back oh, and catcunt, please die
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:17
From: screeb [scared of norace] Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:14 and 19:53 So now I'm scared of you? Because I suggested a video? And posted a description of most posters in the FFA? Please
From: abyss
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:17
"It's called science. It includes fields such as paleontogy, cultural anthroplogy, Plate technonics, Biology, Geology, Mathematics, Cosmology, Astronomy, Physics, History, Anatomy and physiology, genetics.. and...and... well you get the idea.. Everything but religious fables and stories!" http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/dinoscoexist.html Yes it is, Science. "Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Albert Einstein
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:19
Garg, I'm trying to stop. But I didn't realize it was a fight. I tried my best to adhere to DS's challenge.
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:19
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:03 Try again, Sandy ... "http://www.imageput.com/hosted/61767erotic-shagme.gif cannot be displayed because it contains too many errors" ^^^^ Of course it does, it's an MP3 file with GIF file extension.
From: ik
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:19
You low down dirty varmints didn't tell me we had new articles.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:37
"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." Albert Einstein ................................... ? Yawn hmmmmm Yeah I heard that one before, a lot... Here's another gem.. ! "God does not play dice with the universe" Albert Einstein (on quantum mechanics and theory) Ooops! Nobody's perfect, huh folks? He's only human, right scotch? LOL Anyway ..hmmm soooo... what's yer point here sweetpea? It does sound sorta .. "deep". But how does/can any particular religion.. 'validate' in anyway.. objective... science? Are they gonna buy the Bunson burners, then? heh heh heh Soo..what you and Al are sayin to me here, is that... Science ain't "good or valid.. .. somehow.. without... the "presence" of a bunch of religious authories in an organized church to ..to to... what? comment on things? oh..And...BTW.. take yer pick from the several available MAJOR world religions) I don't see the connection of yer quote, nitwit. Please, clarify ,,if know how.. I can wait! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjF_eDS6IjA
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:42
1.Just Because I suggested a video? 2.And posted a description of most posters in the FFA? 3.Technically I have done nothin wrong here, youmustbe paranoid. 4.HA! ................. ? yawn I see. Is that what yer were doin peanut? LOL! heh heh heh... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related
From: abyss
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:45
"In 2000, incredibly, divers first caught sight of something amazing - the coelacanth - a species of fish that was thought to have become extinct 70 million years ago" http://scienceray.com/earth-sciences/paleontology/did-humans-and-dinosaurs-co-exist/ I believe this is what Scorch was referring too.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:45
Norace, you have truly mastered the finer points of sophmoric hero worship when it comes to the incomplete, "sciences" of this puny, powerless, small minded race of semi-evolved primates. And you ass-ume waaay to much when attempting to determine the statements of others...I find that's true of all those with preconceived ideas, you have attempted to catagorize my beliefs in order to satiate your desire for a nice, logical, societal order that makes you feel secure...and of course, you're quite completely wrong. The long-legged ground-chimps of this world are almost always clueless in how things function...they plug away, attempting to noodle through physical actions, reactions, & interconnectivity far too complex for their unsophisticated brains to truly comprehend, then egotistically tell themselves they understand what's going on. It's incredible folly to accept the notion that these flea-scratching apes could ever stumble upon realities that predated them by thousands or millions of years...a lifetime of ape-scribblings and ape-notions could not even enable the barest glimpse into what has gone before...you may as well be pipe-dreaming with the cheapest, most polluted weed you can buy. Silly little humans...silly little bandar-logs, telling each other "it must be true, we all say it is!" You should not blindly accept the statements of those whose only real credentials are claiming to be right about things that no one can prove or disprove...
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:58
"In 2000, incredibly, divers first caught sight of something amazing - the coelacanth - a species of fish that was thought to have become extinct 70 million years ago" ------------------- So something existed in the ocean that nobody knew about? LOL! That must mean it's possible that dinosaurs lived with humans! That anything is possible! ---Norace... I know yer not inclined to take advice from a troll, but don't waste yer talents on these nitwits. If they really believe what they're saying there's no hope for them. Check out that website they referenced... LOL!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:04
From: skorch [Skorch] Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:45 Norace, From: skorch [Skorch] Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:45 Norace, you have truly mastered the finer points of evolution and natural science. What do I say as a Christan? I say nah nah nah.. Silly little humans...silly little bandar-logs, telling each other "it must be true, we all say it is!" Man DID not come from ape! Unfortunately I also referenced in my long rambling statement that I believe in the old very simple minded layman's church inspired ..Darwinian counter argument that "man could never have evolved from ..?" Now ..how did I say it?.. oh yes..flea-scratching apes! LOL! WoW..Little did I know till norace here splains it to me in front of all of you. That This kinda really fuckin DEFLATES my .. "point"! ..cause first it demonstrates I truly don't know ANYTHING about real human evolutionary history. Just a cartoon version my pastor told me. ////////////////////////////////////////// ? Dude. If ya wanna debate the big boys yer gonna need a LOT more science. I can't talk to a second grader. First, read and understand, MAN did not.. COME FROM APES! Fer christ sakes nitwit, do some BASIC google off the Christain Network, and yer find out more.. Then , we can start talkin Ps..Like yer quote. **You should not blindly accept the statements of those whose only real credentials are claiming to be right about things that no one can prove or disprove... ** but works both ways I say, nitwit. LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah-yrleNFb0&feature=related
From: abyss
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:05
"Check out that website they referenced.." They didn't. I did. Like most things, if you are interested you will find evidence. And like most things if they differ from the norm expect to be chastised.
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:09
You keep talking about/to nograin? A trolling imbecile who keeps posting yawn and zzz with a lot of white lines in between. Well I keep scrolling.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:09
From: screeb [still scared screeb] Date: 3-Jul-2009 20:53 Gee... norace..shit.. I wern't doin.. nuthin. wrong much.. ................................ ? I got my eye on you peanut.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:18
From: pouncy (maybe) Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:09 You keep talking about/to norace? Hell he'll twist your nasty words polish them with hydrogen peroxide and shove em yer ass in a NY minute. I finally learned my lesson after two 3 week hospitalizations for acute constipation and and associated paralytic bowel. After that? Fuckin no way do I fuck with norace anymore. No way stupid commie. for christ sakes ya dumb moth Well now I keep scrolling. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Hey pumpkin. Long time, no troll, huh? LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBc-zlj3zk&feature=fvst
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:26
No wonder people are worried about their health in the US, if some nurse can spam 22 hours a day, and the other nurse complains for 10.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:27
I did not reference any web site. I am not making statements based on any religion. Norace, you are truly a master troll, and cannot possibly be so stupid as to interpret anything I've said the way you claim to have...no one could be that neurologically-impaired and still have the organ generate enough electrical impulses to move his fingers & thus type. My hats off to you, certainly trolling of a master degree...I, however, am getting tired and cannot continue this game...I'm going to hit the hay and try to hack my way through a few more pages of "Atlas Shrugged"...a particularly cumbersome bit of poor writing by what appears to be a sexually frustrated egotistical broad who probably also believes the more nails you pound into a cabinet, the prettier it will turn out. Some thoughtful truths in it, though...next to a lot of outright lies. Nite all...
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:29
Pretty weak tonight. Lots of trollage. On a lighter note, did anyone see about that junkie in Denver that may have infected 6K people with Hep C? More fun than a barrel of monkeys. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31726793/ns/health-health_care/
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:33
I saw that Donut,, they should just take her out, stand her against a wall and shoot her fucking ass to death and cremate the corpse right fucking there.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:34
trying to catch me posting dirty ............... ? Norace and Obama like to grab the chance whenever we can.. Oh well, here goes.. I'll probaby regret this in the mornin.. but, on the other hand I have been kinda tough on him all day, ya know.. ok. alright, maybe he kinda "earned" it.. Ahem.. Hey kushed..check it out! I posated this before a while back, before yer where here.. LOL! Some might say, this video perhaps "captures" some small skilled smart parts in a humorous format of some kinda poster here, maybe... Wadda think? !! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6eswhgOKk
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:37
You kind of get the point ... when fucknut is on here, he isn't harming patients or abusing his poor wife and son. Kind of a mixed blessing, but overall, I'll take it. After all, WE can block him. His family and patients don't have that luxury.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:43
Garg, My wife and kids are on vacation. I haven't seen them in a week and I won't see them for another week. I hate to admit, but I am bored as hell. I am looking forward to going to a friends little league all star game on Monday. Pathetic.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:43
From: skorch [Skorch] Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:27 I did not reference any web site. Obviously. I now declare a righteous victory for the Lord and go to bed! This I pray.. God grant us the power to RESIST! yes resist the lies and guided slander of this sneaky silver tongue devil! Cover your ears and eyes! Resist! Over the forces of evolutionary evil as led by this evil vile man. The man they call... NORACE! Amen. Nite all. //////////////////////////////////////////// ? ! . a..confused and.. stunned silence... envelopes the audience... . wait for it.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x6m6qJEaE
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:46
I don't worry about fucktard or his family. Those smart enough left him, and went pretty far. No, I worry about an in-or decrease in keyboard cost. And American healths.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:53
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:37 You kind of get the point ... Grrrr! Norace is bad to his family , ok? wuf wuf! wuf! .. see? Norace just keeps kickin my dumbass post for post no matter what I do.. Duder's a fuckin cunt. ......................................... ? Yawn Remember nitwit... Moth/flame? heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0_m-4NAec
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:58
Tell us again why your daughter invited your entire family to her wedding in Japan ... except for you, fucknut. You can do it, fucknut ... tell all the new posters here why your daughters hate you so much. Tell everyone why your children have pix of every family member on their MySapce and Facebook sites ... everyone except you, their father. Tell everyone why you can no longer work in a hospital in Washington state, fucknut. DO IT, BITCH. DO IT. (this is what fucknut calls "kicking my butt")
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:01
From: pouncy (but sure sounds stupid like mini me) Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:46 I don't worry about .. .hey... hey.. you guys see that?... ya that! Cool! really cool... It's like a BIG.. big... kinda light like like a bright ..norace? WTF? It sure is bright though...! and it's WARM.. and really BRIGHT like norace! pretty too... just a min.. I feel funny... I .. uhh..hey..a.. bzzzzzt... . ////////////////////////////////////////// ? Yawn heh heh heh... And now here's something ..I.. ... will be sure to LIKE! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu1q17rUkVU&feature=related
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:06
I'm gay and not into blacks, but this is hot http://www.youporn.com/watch/306831/anal-black-twins/
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:09
From: studgerbil [too much testosterone too] Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:58 Hey norace! Only 1167 more cocks to suck before my promotion! YES! poot! . (this is what norace calls "helping me better focus my aggression elsewares" Grrrr! .......................................... ? Yawn WoW.. Yer sound so.. 'stressed' nitwit. LOL! heh heh heh.. Got anything original left to try? Or are you able to focus on the poster words that are tearing you a new angry asshole. yet?.. ZZzzzzz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnOWn6r9ceM
From: roaddogg [pclynn]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:11
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:58 Tell us again why your daughter invited your entire family to her wedding in Japan ... except for you, fucknut. You can do it, fucknut ... tell all the new posters here why your daughters hate you so much. Tell everyone why your children have pix of every family member on their MySapce and Facebook sites ... everyone except you, their father. Tell everyone why you can no longer work in a hospital in Washington state, fucknut. ------------------------- Why don't you answer those questions, Gerbil? And explain where you got your information...
From: candy [Candy Nelson, Mark's wife]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:13
Well, now, Mark told me those girls were lying. And besides that, May was the one who came on to him. But I always wondered why he would accidentally call me Angela while we were making love.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:14
From: stfu [yeah, I'm dripping with cartoon like aggression] Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:49 its amazing norace doesnt say .."you stupid cunt"., like me It makes you more powerful and impressive to others. the stupid cunt. see? ...................................................... ? ZZzzzz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD8ljNobUys heh heh heh
From: candy [Candy Nelson, Mark's wife]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:14
But he also said that Sharla never liked anal.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:18
Hey fucknut, whats with the "stupid cunt" schtick? I challenge you to find 1 (ONE) post where i EVER called ANYONE a cunt. whats with your obsession with cocksucking? and why dont you answer gerbils questions, or at least deny them? you sure are winning "post for post". fucking bozo.
From: abyss
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:23
I don't recall having saying this before, and I am not defending Norace, but attacking one's family is crossing the line. I would not answer those questions either. A lesser man would have ran by now. A smarter man would have moved on. Later.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:27
From: stfu [yeah, fuck, it's me] Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:09 Grrrrr! You stupid cunt! im gonna release the rest of the personal nasty attack trolls now! This will prove to all that me and gerbil and the rest of us are really big powerful babymen! I guess well show Mr Schubert whos boss around here. GRRR! ......................................... ? Yawn sighs hmmm From: norace [can it be so] Date: 3-Jul-2009 13:28 stfu, I think some of the harassment and threats that you and others unleashed against him and his family are unforgivable. Not that you even have the sense to ask for forgiveness. So, I suppose you're going to "get yer ass kicked" as long as you and Norace continue to post here. Hmmm.. See ya later folks... Yawn seems that the ant boys are REALLY frustrated by now.. Stfu and gerbil and a few others are now gonna .. establishin their power and moral platform over norace! What a shame , and to their embarassment too. Moth/flame , indeed! Anyway, it's late.. You can be the judge, folks! Many already have. goodnite! Sighs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqowmHgxVJQ
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:34
From: norace [can it be so] Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:27 Gobble, gobble. I no,,,race will...be chickening o,,,u,,,t now the qUEstioNs are gettinG ,,,to........"tough" now i have "KicKed aSS,,,,onCE aga...in But I ; have "to" rUn away yaWn heh heh,,,"heh" :::::::::::::::::::: go ahead, run and hide, you fucking dolt.
From: studgrebil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:35
Fucknut, tell us when you had your last bowel movement. Answer me that! What did your feces look like? Did it float? Describe the texture and the color. Is it not a fact that you once had a bad case of diarrhea in Nevada? I DARE YOU to answer these questions, or you are forever a FUCKNUT!
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:37
From: studgrebil [Stud] Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:35 Fucknut, tell us when you had your last bowel movement. Answer me that! What did your feces look like? Did it float? Describe the texture and the color. Is it not a fact that you once had a bad case of diarrhea in Nevada? I DARE YOU to answer these questions, or you are forever a FUCKNUT! :::::::::::: Dude. What?
From: billymays
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:42
Hi, Billy Mays here with an important announcement! Fucknut cannot be reasoned with or destroyed. Only mocked. Continue.
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:58
Noracage you WHORE (how droll) I equestionage aaaargh my english whenceabove I questionage whenceabovementionated aaaargh a hemsterage is in my analage you WHORE
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:03
Ahrgh Englend (I speak it you WHORE) i perfictionage the (Marulene MONROW) and I THRUB my dickage. How droll.
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:11
I (you WHORE) atage the (betty DAVID) in aaaaargh throb my dickage aaaaaaaargh my hamster perforasted mi dickage i em seperp in thy talkage of anglais (how droll) you WHORE UNE PETITS PUS
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:27
ROFLMAO STFU'S FailedForumPeopleWontUseForFree.org Last post June 25th, 2009, 12:01 pm Who is online In total there is 1 user online :: 1 registered, 0 hidden and 0 guest (based on users active over the past 5 minutes) Most users ever online was 8 on March 13th, 2009, 3:43 pm
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:49
Where did you go cocksucker? I know you suck cock. I have read it here many times, and we all know the internets never lie.
From: ik
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:50
GD,FU,Pontius, Good evening,I hope you're doing well. I gotta vent a little about insurance. When I was contracting in the 90s standard liability insurance was $150 a year. Now it's $730 a year. No contractor ever uses his insurance in any other way than to show the piece of paper that proves we have insurance. When we fuck up we fix it ourselves, or pay our own money, nobody ever actually uses their liability insurance. NF tried to put it into perspective for me,$730 isn't that much. But it's a damn sight more than the $150 I'm used to paying for nothing.
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:53
ik, what about my email?? You'll be at the Chuck E's on Fruitville Pike, right?
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 3-Jul-2009 23:56
Brer Norace and the Poop Baby by Uncle Gitmus Y'all know 'bouts Brer Norace, how he thinks he's a fine feller, how he marches round the town a-sayin "I is de best, yassum, that fer sure" and how all the other critters in the town is a laughing and a chucklin' at him. "How is dat ? " I hears you axin', we'll, chillen, let me tell you. One day Brer Norace he was a fussin' and a frettin' over how Brer Git always done get the best of him in the smarts contests. "I gonna get that Brer Git" says he "An' I'm gonnna boil him in the pot an make chittlins from his liver, yassum". His best friend in the whole world, Brer Kushed, sat on a log, smokin' a corn cob and says "How you gonna do that Brer Norace, that Brer Git is awful wily." "Whay, I is gonna make mahself King of Rotten" says Norace with a grin. " I is gonna post posts like no poster ever did done post till everone else done get so tired of it that they gives up and goes over to Twitter". "Dat is a brilliant idea Brer Norace" says Brer Kused and falls off his log. Meanwhiles, in his burrow, Brer Git got wind of Norace and his plan and came up with a plan of his own. He hurries along to Bred Sandy , who don't live so far, and says "Brer Sandy, you got any poop I can borrow ?" "Sure" says Brer Sandy "I got buckets of it outside, help yerself". So Brer Git puts on the rubbery gloves and takes a whole mess of crap in a bucket. Down the road a piece, where Brer Norace always walks when he's out looking for lost kiddies, Brer Git starts a building something from the poop. Took him a mighty long time but, eventually, he got himself a little man and on that mans head, all made of shit, is a crown. Satisfied with his work Brer Git hides himself in the bushes and settles down a waitin'. Time passes and pretty soon Brer Norace comes a down the a road and a spies the Poop baby. "Ho feller, who is you , lookin' so fine and smellin so sweet ?" he calls out and , from in the bushes, Brer Git, trying to stop a chucklin' calls "Ho Brer Norace, I is King of this here road an' if you wants to travel on it you has to a fight me". "Ho" says Brer Norace and without a hesitation he jumps on the Poop baby and commences a whoppin' it's ass. Course, he ends up covered in poop but he grabs the crown, all made of poo, and puts it on his head with a cry of "I is King ob de Road!" and runs off to town to show everone his new glory crown. Brer Git can't hold himself in, he is a rollin in the bushes and a laughin so hard that a little bit of wee comes out. An' that, chillen, is why everone laughs at Brer Norace, cause he be a wearin a crown that be made of shit and he don't even know it !
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:08
From: norace [can it be so] Date: 3-Jul-2009 17:26 From: billymays says min me is scared of norace Date: 3-Jul-2009 16:18 From: minarchist [prolefeed] Date: 7-Apr-2009 23:32 Let me repost one of my old "glory posts".. since I got nuthin left but memories... Cough.. "Norace is bad" a story by a nitwit. ! Like it like me? After this , i no doubt should intend to repost that old git story about ***brer norace! HA ha HA! he he he... That always makes me feel better, and at least, more powerful against... norace being so mean to me (tears)... **tard fist** ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Listen peanut, You keep bringin this shit on yerself sweetpea.. Goyle is rigbt , ya know. "dumbass moth/flame... remember? heh heh heh LOL! wadda tard! This is too easy and tooooo much fun! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf-HcRnWkFo&feature=related !! ** ooops! ''
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:17
IK, our insurance is also going through the roof. We have never had a single claim since we started our business in 1977, and every year the cost of the premiums increases. I think that the irritation is less about the amount than the distinct feeling that we are getting screwed, and that the "insurance" part of the insurance business is merely a way to get moneys to gamble on the market for their own profit.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:41
>>>I think that the irritation is less about the amount than the distinct feeling that we are getting screwed<<<< Yes Abby my irritation isn't about the money,it's about getting screwed. I asked why the radical jump in premiums and he lied to me that they had to increase the premium because of the the claims they settled. Horseshit. No contractor I've ever known has used his insurance for anything other than proving he has it. They increased the premium because fuck you you have to pay it
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:50
When I was contracting in the 90s standard liability insurance was $150 a year. Now it's $730 a year. ==== costed me a bunch for a broken collar bone and I have relatively good insurance. its amazing how much shit they duck out of paying.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:58
From: norace [can it be so] Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:48 By.. NOW..at least! ;) ..Was I ever able ta make yer laugh? ...andro? I posted some pretty clever, silly and really funny nonsense today! You bet! I (the real norace) wanted to help you(andro) in perhaps a small way, maybe, I can visualize.. this scene.. I can stimulate...and thus release some kinda short micro burst of personal .. endorphins in yer bloodstream , activatived by .. even a single..smirk from the humour center of yer brain, the cerebral tissue..scientifically recognized to be right next to the large grey mattered area of brain know as the.. "liking woman's boobs", area. this being.. kitty corner to Broca's. And to a physiological real and measurable 'healing effect'.. I (the real deal, nr..) was tryin real hard today fer ya... really! pretty cool, huh? goodnight.. maybe? and now new video too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxNEiZhpinY Norace gently,,, LAUGHS at andro! http://www.guba.com/watch/2000917587?category_id=534&duration_step=0&filter_tiny =0&pp=40&sb=5&set=-1&sf=0&size_step=0&o=193&sample=1243874573:35dcda154302ac1cf5 569c9f6c057f948bcf8ec0
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 02:06
From: norace [can it be so] Date: 3-Jul-2009 19:48 Was I ever able ta make yer laugh? ...andro? ====================== This radiation is kickin my ass. My mouth feels so scorched... Trying to keep ice water in my mouth all the time.
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Jul-2009 02:14
This radiation is kickin my ass. My mouth feels so scorched... ==== we're pulling for you andro. hang in.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 02:22
>Trying to keep ice water in my mouth all the time. < You can't die on me Andro! You're the funniest dude I know, who would be my role model if you left? about your mouth, can you use a freezy pop or ice cream or somtehing?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 02:34
From: norace [can it be so] Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:58 Norace ,,, LAUGHS at andro! ... Good to know that cancer and chemo can still make a medical professional laugh. Same ol fucknut.
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 4-Jul-2009 02:39
No, please, not Ayn Rand... Was she not the most insufferable pompous windbag in the universe? I once made the mistake (being a Tom Snyder fan) of trying to watch an old Tomorrow Show she was on. It was the worst Tom Snyder interview ever.
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Jul-2009 02:47
this is my plan if I ever get really sick. I'll move to mexico and become a citizen, then I'll sneak back across the border and get free healthcare
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Jul-2009 03:21
pink bloody mary. disgusting ass shit, should have drank the vodka straight. ran out of V-8
From: sp00k
Date: 4-Jul-2009 03:27
sorry, that was totally unintentional. didn't realize what I wrote until I read it.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 05:01
Morning all...Happy 4th, now go out and blow something up. ***************************************** From: jellyfishattack Date: 4-Jul-2009 02:39 No, please, not Ayn Rand... Was she not the most insufferable pompous windbag in the universe? I once made the mistake (being a Tom Snyder fan) of trying to watch an old Tomorrow Show she was on. It was the worst Tom Snyder interview ever. ************************************** Yea, I kept hearing this book pimped by "conservative" talk show mouths, so I thought I'd read it to see why anyone would base their life's philosophy on it...it becomes clear from the beginning that nobody involved with the making of this book, and nobody who agrees with it has ever worked in corporate America...or worked at all, it would seem. She's got the functional stupidity of the government down pat, but what she doesn't get is that corporations work exactly the same way. For some inexplicable reason she describes businesses as all being run by creative, intelligent, attractive people who, if they're not inventors, are masters of organization. That's the best part of the book, couldn't stop laughing.... I'm about half-way through, and I swear I'm gonna finish the thing out of some masochistic, bull-headed refusal to scream "uncle"...I swear, I'm getting to the point where I'm mentally yelling "Jesus Christ, book!!...you want me to get out and push, or what?" If anyone knows of any other books she's written, please burn them.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 05:06
Andro, I missed it if you said what what problem you were fighting...from what I read though, I know it can't be good. Kick it's ass, whatever it is...you'll probably adjust somewhat to the therapies, & things will get more and more tolerable. My son beat cancer, no reason you can't too. Good luck.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 05:24
Thank you all well-wishers, and kudos to ik for the freeze-pop suggestion. We have a bunch just by coinkydink and they're slightly more effective than the water. Now I know what I'll be sucking on all day!
From: littlefuzzy
[H.Beam]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 05:31
Morning some, have a safe and happy 4th. But if you don't please don't cry here. P.S. but please post pic.s of the bloody body parts!!
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 05:32
Skorch: I am doing chemo combined with intensive radiation therapy to destroy deep imbedded diseased tissue within my skull which keeps creating "pleomorphic adenomas," or benign tumors. The surgeon tells me the size of them for the space they're in is huge. Giant was another word he used. He predicts that if therapy is successful, they might be able to get another thirty years of life for me. Since I've done nearly fifty, how may I not be grateful? I have no money worries for once in my life; more gratitude! Life for me could be so much worse. Just a physical ordeal to overcome. Q) What does my early morning neighborhood have in common with Charley McCarthy? A) They both haz wood peckers! Lol!
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 05:38
Happy "we're not fucking British" Day!  This is classic:  (ooopps!) Andro~ don't know if it's contributing, but the good stuff does give horrible cottonmouth...! Just make sure you are putting in enough calories to stay strong. Ensure blended with ice cream is pretty decent.  bb
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 05:50
Looked up the success rate, and the percentages are actually pretty damn good...if this were a betting situation, my money would definitly be on you, and I'd even give the other sucker odds.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 05:51
"Just make sure you are putting in enough calories to stay strong. Ensure blended with ice cream is pretty decent. " ___________________________ Fabulous with Breyer Vanilla or Chocolate; a modest addition of schnaps or heavy dark rum to the above makes it even better, Maedchen
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 06:03
Hey GD! Ja, du kennst dich da ja auch aus, gell...? (sp?) His goes good with this:  (drooling now- sniffle...) Gonna grill up Bison burgers today. And hot dogs, wtf!
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 06:32
Here's some pics!   And here's one of the reasons your insurance rates are draining you:  While the inflation rates have been "cooked" over the past 4 administrations (in the states, anyway) first by equating the cost of things like steak with hot dogs (it's all "meat", right?) and the cost of hardwood American-made furniture with cheap Chinese particle board & paper furniture, and then later by subtracting food prices, energy prices, etc. altogether as "too volatile", the real inflation rate is very evident in the cost of health care, insurance, energy costs, and things that have no cheap, shoddy replacements. End result, you're not raising your rates to cover the actual rate of inflation, so operating costs are increasing your overhead and you're going to the poor house. Sadly, as you're customers have not seen an equitable increase in their wages to cover the real inflation rate, you cannot charge more without going out of business anyway. Cheap imports can only mask some elements of inflation using substandard components & slave-wage labor...thank the GATT treaty, and to a lesser extent, NAFTA.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2009 06:33
I'd like to add a comment on the toupeed "throbbing you whore aaaarg englesh is bester" idiot german, french, are way richer in vocabulary, way, way heavier in grammar, and let's not mention asian languages. So you fat fucking retard, learn a couple before you do another facial crapage, dumb cunt. For the record, I speak 7 languages and prefer english too, for its modernity simplicity and globality. Not because speakage (fare faucet) aaargh englage i throb my dick
From: mcdanel1771
[mcdanel 1771]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 06:38
You can do it Andro, it's kind of an endurance trial. If you're taking Dexamethazone(sp), a steroid to reduce swelling, let me advise it can have emotional side effects in some people. I'd be driving my husband to an appointment, and he'd be rolling the window down to engage in passenger road rage, that is, when not criticizing my every move as a driver. Fortunately, I have the patience of a rock, and could always distinguish between my husband, and his illness. You can expect normal emotion x10 to come and go through any brain treatment. I hope by telling you this, you'll be able to sense when the tumor is in the driver's seat. The best thing about chemo/rad, it has an ending date, and it all gets better from there, I assure you.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 06:42
I speak over 20 languages...sadly, most of them are spread out over 14 different dimensions... I have a 27" dick too...
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:02
Andro, stay tough. Hey, be glad you don't have steel siding on your house. I had a rude awakening one morning a few years ago. Woodpecker was trying to bore a hole in my siding, he discovered his beak don't work on steel. The noise was pretty loud though. Took me a minute to figure it out.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:06
From: doughnutman [guesswhy] Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:29 Pretty weak tonight. Lots of trollage. On a lighter note, did anyone see about that junkie in Denver that may have infected 6K people with Hep C? More fun than a barrel of monkeys. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31726793/ns/health-health_care/ **************************************** Heh, if this had happened in Europe, the AM mouthpieces would be blaming it on socialized medicine. As it happened here in the states, I can only point out that we pay 3 times more than Europe for this to happen here. Enjoy your hep-c...you paid a hell of a lot for it!
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:13
To all that live in the US, Happy 4th of July to you. May your booze be cold, your barbecued food not be scotched to hell, and your fireworks all go off like they are suppose to. Mothman, I wish you lots of Popsicles and a winning lottery ticket. Stay away from the light now.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:18
To be fair and honest, Andro never hurt / bothered / annoyed me, but i dont care a rats fart if he makes it.
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:49
From: maidenmaiden [whatever] Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:36 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And currently just above the $$ for the Vietnam War. We are withdrawing from Iraq (have been) but this doesn't make the media machine. MJ does.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:55
It must be embarrassing to have all these well-wishes heaped upon you, especially at a place called Rotten. Please people, let the man have his dignity. In other news, does everyone have "Old Glory" displayed at home?
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 08:07
According to two prominent economists, in a study the White House has not disputed, the cost of the war now outpaces the total price of the 12-year US conflict in Vietnam. It's now nearly double the total cost of the Korean War. The costs of maintaining a US presence in Iraq now runs a tab of about $435 million a day -- $3 billion a week, or $12 billion a month. The US has siphoned some $500 billion taxpayer dollars into Iraq, for a war that was supposed to be "sharp" and brief. Interest payments add another $615 billion, and the price tag of repairing a depleted military is projected at $280 billion. Only World War II, in terms of inflation-adjusted dollars, was more expensive. (o.k., spotty source, but...)  *don't fly a frazzled one, folks...
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 08:17
Stfu Where did you go cocksucker? I know you suck cock. I have read it here many times, and we all know the internets never lie.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 08:28
look 'dick', this is the only time im going to acknowledge you. quit hiding behind your troll accounts and you might get some me or ik or gargle to 'play' with you. being a troll automatically makes you a loser in every attempt to start something here. so my advise to you is, buy some ammonia, some bleach, get a bucket, lock yourself in a bathroom and pour the bleach and ammonia into the bucket and then wait for about two hours. god, your life must suck, death will be better, i promise.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 08:31
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 4-Jul-2009 07:55 In other news, does everyone have "Glory Hole" displayed at home? ---------------- Um hey Dude, what you do in your spare time is up to you but I wouldn't be advertising the fact you suck cock. It may cause you too choke.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 08:36
Stfu sucks cock at the glory hole.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 08:42
quit hiding behind your troll accounts and you might get some me or ik or gargle to 'play' with you. --------------------- I like your idea of bleach and what not better. You 3 queers bore the shit out of me. I don't mind ik at all but you and Garg are complete fucking tools. You should suck Garg off it would make you both happy.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:05
There IS an awful lot of trolling. Don't remember who said it, but it was brought up about Michael Jackson in the news... I am so pissed everytime I turn on the TV. Now they're talking about Los Angeles having to foot the bill for his frigging memorial.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:15
This radiation is kickin my ass. My mouth feels so scorched... Trying to keep ice water in my mouth all the time. .^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? First of all. Hey man! Second.. Happy 4th! Third... I had my radiation right at mid anterior chest wall, right up to the mid throat and covering bilateral jaws. I remember gettin a little "confident" at first! ..It seemed "ok" the first couple treatments , and I felt nothing! !! ...then...After about the 3rd hit I was FRIED!.. Ensure and dilaudid fer me. Hmmmmm I really feel yer pain man. One more small thing? .. Ask yer doc if Carafate(slurry) might be indicated. It wasn't in "slurry" form at the time.. (in fact my doc told me to dissolve the pill myself! LOL!) Anyway.. I found it in my case to be somewhat soothing and helpful(every little bit helps) Good luck and keep the up yer spirits.. LOTS of meds yer on ... ..BESIDES yer cirumstances.. than can make you... DEPRESSED! So try to LAUGH it up! LUCK! ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqowmHgxVJQ
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:19
...and good morning folks! Beautiful and quiet 4th. Sounds like a barbecue is in our future!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:34
From: norace [can it be so] Date: 3-Jul-2009 22:01 From: pouncy (but sure sounds stupid like mini me) Date: 3-Jul-2009 21:46 I don't worry about .. .hey... hey.. you guys see that?... ya that! Cool! really cool... It's like a BIG.. big... kinda light like like a bright ..norace? WTF? It sure is bright though...! and it's WARM.. and really BRIGHT like norace! pretty too... just a min.. I feel funny... I .. uhh..hey..a.. bzzzzzt... . ////////////////////////////////////////// ? Yawn heh heh heh... And now here's something ..I.. ... will be sure to LIKE! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu1q17rUkVU&feature=related ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn I don't know about you andro.. But the rest of us here at norace central are still laughin in the walkways at the exchange of posts that led up to this.... this Norace classic gem from last night! moth/flame . indeed! LOL!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:39
Happy (belated) Canada Day to our cowardly friends up north! Canada: gateway to the US for terrorists. Canada: where everyone is welcome without proper ID, EXCEPT for US citizens. Canada: where a criminal record will not keep you out, unless you have a US felony conviction. Canada: fair and balanced.
From: norass [ZZzzz Poot Yawn]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:44
Please someone pay attention to me! Heh, heh, heh. Yawn.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:47
Please someone pay attention to me! I'm a moth too! .............................. ? Yawn The flies are thick so early this year Martha... Zzzzzzz
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:51
RM - Dude was never convicted of any boy-rape, but found not-guilty of all counts in a jury trial. Besides: Ricard Wagner was a son of a bitch William Saroyan a miserable bastard Modigliani a drunk Van Gogh mad as a hatter Mozart a smartass little shit etc. And what in hell does that have to do with the quality of their works?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:55
Wash Post updated 4:08 a.m. MT, Sat., July 4, 2009 Sarah Palin demonstrated once again yesterday that she is one of America's most unconventional politicians, following an unpredictable path to an **uncertain future. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Oh I'm ** pretty damn positive sure.. .. her future holds a Obama landslide victory to a second term! LOL! Ride Sarah Ride! life is good! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMuVYP2M2sQ&feature=related
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:56
Hey norace, hows it going pal .......................... ? 4th of July barby... You?
From: kushed
Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:58
lol Stud/ignorant American, we dont give a fuck what you have to say about our beautiful country. I wish you a happy 4th anyway. And thanks to your fellow Americans for all they have done for the world.
From: kushed
Date: 4-Jul-2009 10:02
From: norace [can it be so] Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:56 4th of July barby... You? ---------------- Not much just relaxing by the pool. Another fine day here not too hot not too cold. What times the bbq? lol i is invited? what you having?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 10:06
Standard fare... Burgers , hotdogs.. sure yer welcome if ya wanna drive down the three thousand miles. But..Yer better get on the road soon. traffic's a bitch on the holidays! Foods up at 6 tonight. We can wait another half hour if yer get lost. Remember.. drive safe, and we'll see you!
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 10:37
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2009 09:51 RM - Dude was never convicted of any boy-rape, but found not-guilty of all counts in a jury trial. ^^^^ Did he bribe the judicial system too?  Like he did when he gave Jordy Chandler a few million dollars to shut his gob and drop the case?
From: kayotay2001
[We all have our bears to cross]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:16
From: speedy [quick to gobble cocks] Date: 4-Jul-2009 08:47 ------------------------- Looks like the fecofurfag is obsessed with me. Talking about me when I wasn't even here. What is it with you boy? I really regret putting my pic in my profile because I know you splooge in your diaper every time you look at it.
From: andrewthefag [Cymru am byth]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:32
Well, kayotay, if you weren't a troll and were truly regretful, why don't you remove said pics from your profile. Oh, that's right! It's because you are a troll.
From: abyss
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:41
Happy 4th of July folks, just a drive-by. 4.40 am here, going back to bed. Andro, feel better. (Throws flowers) Later.
From: kayotay2001
[We all have our bears to cross]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:42
From: andrewthefag [Cymru am byth] Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:32 Well, kayotay, if you weren't a troll and were truly regretful, why don't you remove said pics from your profile. -------------- Because f@ggot, people have already saved the pic and even photoshoped it. It's already out there, so what's the point? I'm not a fucking troll, the troll is the one who stole my kyotay account, so I switched to this because in my tribe "kayotay" is a variation on "kyotay." But wait a minute, why am I explaining myself to a f@ggot? Fuck you two-spirit.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:46
LMAO -- Big Chief PaperAsshole no like um Fourth of July. Better go to Big Chief ShortCake's funeral and donate heap wampum to Big Chief's Squaw! Then let Squaw bury ShortCake.
From: roswellmilitia
[part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:46
<<From: absintheredux [Green Death] <<RM - Dude was never convicted of any boy-rape, but found not-guilty of all <<counts in a jury trial. MJ gave Jordy between $15-$40 million not to stop him from pressing charges, but because Jordy was the paper delivery boy and MJ wanted to give him a nice tip. <<Besides: <<Ricard Wagner was a son of a bitch <<William Saroyan a miserable bastard <<Modigliani a drunk <<Van Gogh mad as a hatter <<Mozart a smartass little shit etc. <<And what in hell does that have to do with the quality of their works? Abby's motto must be: "accentuate the positive". In keeping with that vein: 1) Hitler built the autobahn and backed the Volkswagen 2) Nazi experiments on concentration camp victims yielded valuable information on the human body's ability to handle cold temperatures (NASA almost used this stuff until saner heads prevailed) 3) World War II DID end the depression in the USA. What's 50-60 million dead? 4) Hurricanes occasionally dump so much rainwater on agricultural areas that a second citrus crop can actually grow. Who cares about billions in property damage? We've got more orange juice! Happy "Thank God we're not British" Day! 
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:49
So, what would North America be like if no outsiders ever bothered with it to this day? Well, there would be tribal wars and bloodshed, a primitive lifestyle, slavery ... it would be the very likeness of sub-Saharan Africa. Is that what you are celebrating, Kayopectate?
From: andrewthefag [Cymru am byth]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:50
See, I can switch between speedy, pepe, munchkin, richard groves and all my other alts with lightning speed.
From: kayotay2001
[We all have our bears to cross]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:50
Christ, first there's two f@ggots after me, now an angry old lesbian has joined in! I swear, this place seems like a fucking gay pride fest most days. I'm outta here. I'm celebrating the 4th of July with a cookout. I bought a bunch of American flags to help build a bonfire.  
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:51
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:49 So, what would North America be like if no outsiders ever bothered with it to this day? ^^^^ It would have been claimed by Canadians and known as south Canada.
From: conpassage [petit con]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:53
Like he did when he gave Jordy Chandler a few million dollars to shut his gob and drop the case? No, he gave it to him to OPEN his gob and drop his trousers.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:53
Yeah, gerbil. The 500 nations fought each other at least as much as the Europeans did. Everybody thinks Injuns are all peace lovers, in tune with nature. Truth is, if you were from a neighboring tribe you'd be treated like a Frenchman at Oktoberfest.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:58
From: andrewthefag [Cymru am byth] Date: 4-Jul-2009 11:50 See, I can switch between speedy, pepe, munchkin, richard groves and all my other alts with lightning speed. ************************************************* Funny,,LOL,,
From: norass [ZZzzz Poot Yawn]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:07
The,, trUTH is... I(norass) AM "sad" yawn LONEly, "man"..,, who has lost my "girls" heh,,heh,,heh because I've,,,"made some mistakes" ZZzzz and I(norass) HAVE lost my licenSE to "practice" as a (male) "nurse" because of "some MISTAKES" LOL,,, But I am STILL the "most resPEcted" poster on Rotten ZZzzzzz Just ASK the sevERAL DOZEN norassers We,,,are COMING back..... "stronger" thaN EVER
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:13
Roswell -- In the Chandler business TWO successive grand juries refused to return an indictment after hearing from hundred of witnesses. So, no criminal charges on that one, and a not-guilty verdict in the other. If one had Jackson's fortune, $2,000,000 would to be much of a dent and well worth it to get rid of the pest (and his Daddy) who described MJ's prick in detail... except that he claimed that it was circumcised while it was not. It looks as if get your info from the tabloids while standing in line at the cash register with the bluehairs. I can't hel but wonder how all this plays into your personal fantasies. In the meantime, you avoided answering my main point which was that the personal life of individuals is irrelevant to the evaluation of their works. As you seem to be Hitler-fixated, is Leni Riefenstahl any less of great cinematographer because she directed films for the Nazis?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:16
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:13 ... well worth it to get rid of the pest (and his Daddy) who described MJ's prick in detail... except that he claimed that it was circumcised while it was not. ... and you know this how?
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:25
All the old MJ jokes are now defunct. Michael Jackson was on his multi-million yacht off the Keys. It went down. The Coast Guard went looking; the Marines went looking; in the end it was OK though -- they found him bobbing up and down on a buoy.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:31
Someone brought it up earlier, but it got me thinking. I'm American and I think Independence Day is a fucking joke. Our government is controlled by corporate greed in the form of Lobbyists and the people will mostly likely never regain control. We sort of need control to get, I don't know, universal healthcare? Our government lied us into Iraq and while that seems to be winding down, Afghanistan is looking to be Vietnam: The Sequel. War is bankrupting the country or at least making us deeply indebted to China. I could go on and on... And the worst part? Either no one is aware of these problems or feel any sense of nationalism to mount sizable protests to actually change things. We are captives of corporations; wage slaves. We're independent of nothing. Happy 4th.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:32
Gerbil: "Michael Jackson - The Magic and the Madness " by Taborelli. It is quoted in the bibliography from transcripts of Grand Jury proceedings and was one of the many reasons why neither Grand Jury would indict. Also verified by interviews with some of the witnesses of the strip search. Reading critically does work, try it. Of course repeating media crap and wallowing in scandal is more fun and less work. As to his contribution to the music of the XXth c., it is a completely different subject and would remain the same even if he had buggered young owls in his underground aviary.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:33
2) Nazi experiments on concentration camp victims yielded **valuable information ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Why does this myth persist? (shakes head) Only a nazi moron or dumbass innocent actually believes that shit. Listen peanut. The WWII nazi's and japs "butchered" hundreds of thousands of folks with their.. "speriments".. All pre DNA!! .. Info on the "extremes" of human suffering are "valuable"..only go as far as stuff that is "interesting" to know but not absolutely necessary to produce effective military products and counter measures. I repeat.. NOTHING is "valuable" about the extremes of human suffering in making an effective product. Spits.. Again... all this horseshit is..(PRE D N A ) Some of the TOP friggin nazi "doctors".. ..were injecting blue dye in children's iries to make them more .. "Nordic" fer christ sakes.. The ONLY .. ..reason the TOP jap and medical nazi's SURVIVED, was the new.. COLD WAR.. it sent both sides into PARANOID mode. and gave these bastards a break for the moment... Later? Looking at the "data" collected? The Allies got ROBBED. So please. Don't tell norace that there was any "valuable" information. Cause yer don't know wat yer talik about.. Whatever, huh folks?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:39
Yup, gotta love the fucking journalists,, they take a poll and it says there's too much coverage of Wacko Jacko snuffing it, but do the get the hint and back off? Fuck no, they report on even more shit he did, said, etc. Stupid fucks. However, TV and so on still have a way to counter all that, it's called the off button.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:43
Goyle, we can expect many more articles on the value of the poll, and then even more to complain about too many articles about that. In the meantime, the media can avoid having to work too hard, having a ready-made subject to fap to death.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:46
I know Abby, but that off button works wonders,, LOL. Keeps me from tossing a brick through the screen. Of course, an alternative is that Sci Fi is doing a Twilight Zone Marathon this weekend
From: roswellmilitia
[part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:47
<<Roswell -- In the Chandler business TWO successive grand juries refused to <<return an indictment after hearing from hundred of witnesses. <<So, no criminal charges on that one, and a not-guilty verdict in the other. <<If one had Jackson's fortune, $2,000,000 would to be much of a dent and <<well worth it to get rid of the pest (and his Daddy) who described MJ's <<prick in detail If someone accuses me of raping children and I'm innocent, I'm spending every dime I've got trying to clear myself. MJ had hundreds of millions so he could afford all the legal talent he wanted. Why should he give in to extortion? Wouldn't that just encourage more? <<I can't hel but wonder how all this plays into your personal fantasies. Any fantasies I have don't involve cranky dykes. Believe me. <<In the meantime, you avoided answering my main point which was that the <<personal life of individuals is irrelevant to the evaluation of their <<works. As you seem to be Hitler-fixated, is Leni Riefenstahl any less of <<great cinematographer because she directed films for the Nazis? Leni was merely looking for the main chance. (To be technical, she was not directly involved in the "other stuff". Triumph des Willens is excellent, Olympia is a masterpiece, her postwar photography outstanding - her greatness is unquestionable) MJ, on the other hand, did what he did. Knowing that, if you can still dance to "Beat It", be my guest.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 12:55
Hey ...you! ..ya you... ..the ..full time nitwit! heh heh heh ya really need ...to ...Re google yer "nazi info page"... Yer gettin it all wrong agin... LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxNEiZhpinY
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:04
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/381252/Jordy-Chandlers-secret-diary-of-sex- abuse-with-Michael-Jackson.html     "Now for the first time the News of the World reveals the explosive story spelled out to author Victor M. Gutierrez in his shock book Michael Jackson Was My Lover: The Secret Diary of Jordy Chandler." ^^^^ Say no more, eh?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:08
Here is a special treat for you all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snihdG1rE0Y "Never Can Say Goodbye", by the Jackson 5 on the Flip Wilson Comedy Hour. This is what MJ was all about. Great song, great singing, cool (albeit dated) moves. No matter what you think of his personal life and his "adulthood", you gotta watch this video. There's a reason this boy was a star, and this is it.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:08
Roswell -- you're still sidestepping, while throwing in a "cranky dyke" for good measure (as it it were an insult, silly). Is the personal character of individuals relevant to the evaluation of their works?
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:09
"well worth it to get rid of the pest (and his Daddy) who described MJ's prick in detail... except that he claimed that it was circumcised while it was not." Probably only saw it when erect, with the foreskin retracted. Either that or a fake penis was shown to confuse the victims. Was it, enquiring minds wish to know, black, white or dappled ?
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:16
"Jackson's family want his gold-plated coffin to be be encased in concrete to prevent fans from robbing his grave" Or to prevent him from rising, "Thriller" like, form the tomb.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:16
and here is a later version (1977), when Jackson was about 20. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GveM_95x56k&feature=related This is great stuff from the old days. He was just getting his mature voice then.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:18
Goyle, I've been kicking myself for having gotten into the MJ crap. I am not even all that into his music, although I recognize his importance in musical history, especially in the development of the Video as a form. I just get totally pissed off at all the idiots who parrot the media (whatever the subject) as if it were the fucking Gospel, and then howl with the rest of the coyotes. Then they go to the polls (barf).
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:25
I'm just tired of entire news programs seemingly dedicated to nothing but him. One even had the audacity to talk about whether there was too much coverage, and then continued to yap about him the rest of the hour. How many other "stars" died recently? 4? Have we seen daily coverage for the past week on them? NO? I think it's time to shut the hell up about the bastard, he's fucking dead, get over it, get a life and move on. But that's just me.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:27
Did you read that Micheal's chimp , Bubbles, is still alive, contrary to rumours but will be unable to attend the funeral as he is violent and crotchety ( and chimp-ish, though this is not too much of a handicap). Their bastard love child, Jackubbles, currently loves in Florida and works as a pool boy.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:28
GD - I defy you to watch the early videos of "I'll be There", and "Ben", and of course, "Never Can Say Goodbye" and not be overwhelmed by his talent. There are several stunning a cappella versions of these songs on YouTube as well. When you consider the drills their dad put them through to push them to these heights, and how perfectly they performed anyway ... it's amazing. "Ben", btw, refers to a rat from the horror movie "Willard". I'm watching these old videos today and recalling just how popular and great MJ and his bros were back in those days. This music really lasts and lasts.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:29
Hey ! Here's a weird coincidence. I put my i-pood onto "shuffle" mode today and the first song that came up was 4th of July by the Beach Boys, ain't that strange ?
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:41
Having watched those vids of the Jacksons, I wonder Have we ever had any non gay dance choreographers? The 1977 version seriously calls this gif to mind, it's the general pacing and dipping I think. 
From: roswellmilitia
[part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 13:53
Abby, you take compartmentalization a lot further than I do, I guess. MJ was a sensational singer and dancer who wrote the book on music videos. He's also GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY. Don't give me any of that "parroting" crap. (As if someone would unnecessarily tolerate a child rape charge) Evaluating him is one thing, wanting anything to do with him is another. That's all I've been saying all along. Now, run along and enjoy being a cranky dyke. Do some nubbin rubbin' to this:  Norace, when I get home I can pull up which NASA book I got that Nazi info from. Mengele and company did experiments where they froze people because they needed to see what sorts of temperatures humans could tolerate when pilots did high-altitude bailouts. The Allies seized billions of Nazi records and went through it all. It was evil and unused, but it was there. Our guys ended up doing their own, humane, experiments. OldGit: America has taken democracy from Britain and taken it to new heights. We've also dumped all the turkey British ideas like driving on the left-hand side of the road, spelling "aluminum" "aluminium", or covering electrical wire with cloth instead of rubber or spelling "defense" "defence" or listening to Spice Girls cds. Wait - what's that I hear? PM Brown is calling, he needs you to do your duty as his late-night sex toy.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:01
BF - start with (recently)non-gay Gene Kelly, Balanchine, Roland Petit, etc. and I could make a long long list. Some dancers and choreographers are gay, but not even a majority. I'm not sure what started that idea. It maybe, that awkward and heavy body movement is perceived as more "masculine" by some people in the USA?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:02
It was evil and ***unused, but it was there ........................ ? You forgot.. the word *** useless.. Otherwise a pretty good return answer to me. But remember.. Megele was more a "special" case. He was the Medical doctor's expert on .. "twins" and 'genetic' "manpulation" fer a better Aryan race.. Kinda more Himmler than... Luffwaffe needs, huh?! spits,, sorry anyway, where was I? .... There was a slight difference here. Bottom line? These sick fucks didn't have a clue about "genetics"....
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:04
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:01 BF - start with (recently)non-gay Gene Kelly, Balanchine, Roland Petit, etc. and I could make a long long list. Some dancers and choreographers are gay, but not even a majority. I'm not sure what started that idea. ------------- So you are telling us you can't dance?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:09
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:01 Some dancers and choreographers are gay, but not even a majority. I'm not sure what started that idea. :::::::::::::::::::::::::: Did you do a study on the preferred sexuality of dancers and choreographers? Sometimes you really say some dumb shit in an effort to sound like an authority in EVERY subject. I'll bet my left nut that the vast majority of MALE dancers/choreographers are flaming faggits.(sic) The broads? Meh, not so much.
From: acidthereflux
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:13
Americans hate foreigners because they are insecure. They see that foreigners are generally far better educated than Americans, speak more languages and are more confident in social settings. This troubles the American mind. They are made to feel small, forced to question their imagined superiority, and they respond with hatred. The fact that they so rarely meet foreigners does not help things. Lack of contact allows them to formulate complex fantasies of what foreigners are like (Brits have bad teeth lol; Germans are all nazis lol; the French have BO lol). When they do come into contact with foreigners - which, in most cases, will only be through the medium of the internet - their ill-informed bigotry and insecurity-driven hate are given full vent. Similarly, their hatred of foreigners and ignorance of non-American cultures leads them to believe that everyone hates them and envies their lifestyle; by the same token, their insularity means that they never - or, at least, very rarely - realize how backward their lifestyle is and how low their standards of living are by contrast with standards in Europe.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:15
Polly Roswell wants a cracker. Two Grand Juries have refused to indict the fellow and a Jury has found him not guilty... ...But our Favorite National Enquirer True Believer of course knows better. Why? Because in an orgy of solipsism and regardless of the official data, he *Believes it*. That is what I call "Faith" and therefore irrefutable. And you are still dodging my basic question which went a lot further than stupid Jackson. Amusing, aint'cha?
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:18
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:15 Polly Roswell wants a cracker. Two Grand Juries have refused to indict the fellow and a Jury has found him not guilty... ...But our Favorite National Enquirer True Believer of course knows better. Why? Because in an orgy of solipsism and regardless of the official data, he *Believes it*. That is what I call "Faith" and therefore irrefutable. And you are still dodging my basic question which went a lot further than stupid Jackson. Amusing, aint'cha? ----------------- Ummm, but you yourself was discussing him. Amusing, aint'cha?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:19
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:15 blah, blah And you are still dodging my basic question..... blah, blah ::::::::::::::::::::: You never did post a pic of the chassis you had started to build. Camera break, imageput down.....?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:19
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:18 What anyone "believes" is of no importance. ... GD is cute when she utters absurdities like that. I cannot believe she typed that and expected to be taken seriously.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:27
GD, for REAL....if you believe yourself to be intellectual and think most of us are stupid, why do you even bother on here? Obviously, this isn't mensa.com. All you do is bore the fuck out of most people, yell at their typos (yet make typos too), and when someone has a valid argument against the sewage that flows out your mouth, you either call them a cretin or ignore and blue-box them. VERY impressive.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:31
Of course, Gerbil, you wouldn't. One does not "believe" in gravity, in electricity, in rain etc.. "Beliefs" only apply to those things which cannot be proved/disproved. Which is why "beliefs" are irrelevant beyond personal emotional fapping.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:33
Sexual Orientation and Professional Dance Authors: Bailey J.M.1; Oberschneider M.1 Source: Archives of Sexual Behavior, Volume 26, Number 4, August 1997 , pp. 433-444(12) Publisher: Springer Abstract: The stereotypical professional male dancer is a gay man. However, little if any systematic research has investigated the validity of this stereotype, much less the reasons why male sexual orientation would be associated with interest in dance. We interviewed 136 professional dancers about the prevalence of homosexuality among dancers, the dancers' own sexual development, and relationships between dancers of different sexual orientations. Dancers estimated that over half of male dancers are gay, but that only a small minority of female dancers are lesbian. Gay men recalled more intense early interest in dance compared to heterosexual men and women, and were more feminine as boys than were heterosexual men. Gay men's homosexual feelings typically preceded their dance experience, and only one gay man felt that his dance experiences may have influenced his sexual orientation. Heterosexual men voiced some mild complaints about gay male dancers, but these were balanced by positive sentiments. Keywords: sexual orientation; dance; careers; gender identity Language: English Document Type: Research article Affiliations: 1: Department of Psychology, Northwestern University, Evanston, Illinois 60208-2710 ::::::::::::::::: While not scientific, quite revealing.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:34
I believe in personal fapping. Is that a problem? Hi DS. We were just talking about solipsism and fapping and how what a person believes is of absolutely no importance. Care to join?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:36
DS, I think that most people on the forum are far far from stupid, have many interests and are very interesting. Of course a few *are* pretty fucking dumb.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:36
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:34 I believe in personal fapping. Is that a problem? ================ Do you get emotional during fapping? Before or after? Have you ever tried impersonal fapping?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:36
mea culpa ... 1) I accused cracker of being several trolls. I was wrong. 2) I accused norace of not being the real fucknut. I was wrong. That is two more admissions of error than GD has ever announced in her entire life.
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:39
"NFL quarterback Steve McNair was found shot to death Saturday. He was 36." Although not as well known as MJ or Billy Mays, droppin like flies.
From: acidthereflux
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:42
DS, I think that most people on the forum are far far from stupid, have many interests and are very interesting. Of course a *GD* is pretty fucking dumb.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:45
RKC, bet we hear about him for a couple days, then nothing, unlike the black boy who wanted to be a white child molesting woman, who we'll hear about for the next 3 years or so.
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:48
You never did post a pic of the chassis you had started to build. Camera break, imageput down.....? ^^^^ I doubt very much if it exists. Unless GD could 'Google' a chassis together.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:53
Fuck,, it's raining buckets again. My wife hates me because I haven't had a job in years. I keep saying I will move out but I have no life and no money so I'm not going anywhere. Lets talk about my pet frogs.. I've got 3 of them and they're very special,
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:54
Oh, I wish I could stay...this is somewhat amusing. Instead, I am going to a cookout to "celebrate" the Fourth of July by drinking beer in the rain so I can tune out all the noisy kids there...or at least get a buzz enough where I think they are cute for a few seconds. Note to parents: unless you are related to said kids (even then), if they aren't related to you, everyone else fucking hates them.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:57
DS, we got a break for the holiday, it's sunny and pleasant for a change. Hope you enjoy RKC, him and Farrah, and a few others lately. All overshadowed by a perverted, twisted freak
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:00
STFU - I made the grievous error of disagreeing with her several days ago. Obviously, that must end any chance of friendship with someone like GD. I should've followed DD's lead by always agreeing with her and hanging on her every utterance, but alas -- it is not to be. Now I hang my head in shame and wallow in guilt and depression at every waking moment over my unforgivable error in judgment.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:02
"Can't dance" doesn't begin to cover it about me! Heat and humidity are rough on me too, been stuck indoors for the last month or so which is why I'm getting a little goofier on here. Hard to imagine that when I was 22, I spent about a year working at a storage trailer co.  Envision 40 ft long shiny sides and an oil blackened oak floor It's a nice solar collector. You Truckers should appreciate this..(my best ever times) If no one swiped the forklift I have pulled the tandom, torched off the dock bumper, landing gear and cut out the slide rails, set the 45ft dry box on the ground in a bit over an hour. But that took a #4 tip and a big bottle of O2. more typical was around 2 and half hours due to crusty cross members and chasing the forklift. We were "reconditioning" the tandom and rail sets so the boxes were just extra and so we sold them or made single axle storage units out of them. We sold 45ft boxes with good doors and roof for $650.
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:07
"Similarly, their hatred of foreigners and ignorance of non-American cultures leads them to believe that everyone hates them and envies their lifestyle; by the same token, their insularity means that they never - or, at least, very rarely - realize how backward their lifestyle is and how low their standards of living are by contrast with standards in Europe." --------------------------------------------------------------------------- I guess you've never been to Europe? Everyone envies the American lifestyle and standard of living. Even we Canadians. Why does half of Canada spend the winter down south? If they had free healthcare it'd be heaven - but it's close enough, and it's kind of good that we can fly/drive down to get surgery on demand if necessary. My mother would've gone blind had she not had an operation in Detroit 15 years ago. At the time the surgery wasn't done here. It is now. So I can't complain about US healthcare. To the guy complaining that we'll let anybody in without ID; sadly very true, as long as they claim refugee status we'd let in the scum of the earth. But, we still admit Americans with driver's licenses. We didn't start the passport only requirement.  Happy belated Canada Day & Independence Day.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:09
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 4-Jul-2009 14:36 mea culpa ... 1) I accused cracker of being several trolls. I was wrong. 2) I accused norace of not being the real Norace. I was wrong. That is two more admissions of error than GD has ever announced in her entire life. ..................... ? Yawn... Hey.. big deal.. We all, wanna see the rest.. startin with...the 3. I bet my left nut against the Miracle Mets, the fuckin cunts.. thru 451.. I Bought stock in betamax in 82.. .. up till present day.. 7014. I keep trying to post against Norace without getting my ass kicked, like now! heh heh heh aggressive simpleton and ..nitwit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQjnsdlmOo&NR=1 ! LOL, h folks!
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:17
And now, news from the home front... Joey (Jaws) Chestnut, the defending champ, made it a three-peat this afternoon at the 94th annual Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney Island after choking down 68 franks in 10 minutes - a new world record. Joey maintained a comfortable two-dog lead over his archrival, six-time titleholder Takeru (Tsunami) Kobayashi, for most of the bout. He'd already downed 23 dogs two minutes after the clock started.  One does not need to be a soothsayer to know that all the contestants will be spending July 5th and 6th on the john.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:24
LOL Patsy, Hiyas. Enjoying the sunshine today? Either in the john or running off after the contest and puking for a couple hours. I hate hotdogs and I certainly couldn't eat them like that.
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:27
Yeah Patsy, I happened to watch it. The guy that won made me want to puke just watching him. The guy was jammin his head like a rock star in order to throw em down the 'ol esophagus. 60 something hotdogs/buns in 10 minutes?!. I bet the folks in Ethiopia were impressed as that could have fed a village for 7 years.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:27
LOL Patsy, Hiyas. I'm lonely and you may?? have a pussy,,LOL,, want to cyber?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:32
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:00 STFU - I made the grievous error of disagreeing with her several days ago. Obviously, that must end any chance of friendship with someone like GD. I should've followed DD's lead by always agreeing with her and hanging on her every utterance, but alas -- it is not to be. --------------- That is an utter pile of reeking corn-laden shite Gerbiler. GD and I argue quite frequently about matters of race and her unfortunate tilting towardst myopic delusionary liberalism. I choose not to engage in ad hominem (fitting in her case!) attacks and fruitless personal insults because they cheapen the overall discourse.....and because I enjoy our exchanges and wish to continue them. There is enough shit-slinging and useless flaming on these boards without me over-perpetuating the same. Get it genius?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:43
Pats, how does Kobayashi do that speed-eating shit? I mean, he's a small Japananese guy...and scarfing down Nathan's finest? He lost did he? That's twice in as many years the 'Shogun of Staten Island' has lost. I used to date a girl whose Dad lived on the island..........many a time has DD traversed the Goethell's Bridge! (I used to call it the Geobell's bridge to my girlfriend's consternation!)
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:44
Roadkill, they soak the dog and bun in a cup of water, compress it, then jam it down their throats a-la Linda Lovelace. I don't understand how their stomachs just don't explode. I do wonder if they throw up afterward...
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:50
It was not a "disagreement", Gerbil, you twisted what I had said and pretended I was agreeing with you. I had told you to be straight with me long ago and you fucked up on purpose.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:51
Steve McNair? JOMDN. (just one more dead n1gger) He sucked anyway. Tom Brady is the man....and married to Giselle? Lucky bastard. (I hate him on generalist principle!)
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 15:51
DD, Kobayashi must be 120 lbs soaking wet. Tiny Jap guy. When he started, all the 300 lb guys were laughing at him. Won 6 times straight. Now lost 3 straight. Ah Staten Island. Not bad now that they closed down Freshkills. Still, $10 toll to cross the Veranzano-Narrows Bridge. Highway Robbery!
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 16:00
JOMDN. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yep. And since it involved gun, preferably a shotgun, all the better. I use to see Steve McNabb at the gym I go to. Pimped N-I-G-G-E-R.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 16:08
Linda Lovelace! There's a blast from the past. Here is LL sucking cock like a world champion! http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8c263101effc1d881ab4
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 16:18
DD, it's too bad she became such an apostate; she had real talent and traded it for a mess of "respectability". Nothing is more revolting and prissy than a reformed sinner.
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 16:22
Hey folks! Don't worry, I'm no stranger... I read through this shit almost everyday. Why? Because y'all are the most entertaining bunch posting on forums anywhere. Studgerbil, love your porn man, where do you get that shit? Keeps me fappin' daily. Anyway, I had to start an account cuz I really wanna get in on the fun. I'll try to be around as much as possible but before I get too into it, any particular qualms anyone has that I should be aware of? Don't wanna step on any toes, know what I mean? By the way, I am a Canadian but that doesn't mean I'm proud of it, although I do tend to spout some pretty anti-American shit sometimes, don't take it too seriously, I hate most countries (especially the ones with people). Alright then, Happy America Day! Speedy, you're fucked up buddy.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 16:25
Irene Pappas was great in the 'Guns of Naverone'! Great flick!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 16:29
DD, it's too bad she became such an apostate; she had real talent and traded it for a mess of "respectability". Nothing is more revolting and prissy than a reformed sinner. -------------------------- True enough GD, she DID become a whore of conventional feminism and rank hypocrisy....although she recunted her heresy and did a skin-flick shrtly before her demise. Her esophageal 'gifts' were well on display I understand! (didn't see it)
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 16:52
<Patsy did you ever get hold of her "Iphigenia"? > No I really have to get Netflix or something. I see on the link that I can rent through Blockbuster. I have to check it out because fear of not returning on time to the store prevents me from even looking. I love watching the details of Piraeus in "Never on Sunday". Looked like a tiny fishing village back then. In the 1970s, they destroyed so many historical buildings in the area to make way for "progress". Terrible.  (Piraeus City Hall in foreground razed to make room for a nasty looking commercial building. Picture Melina strutting on the Avenue... )
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 17:44
GD.....I treasure you as an unabashed despoiler of parochial morality. Sade would be chuffed!
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 17:47
"Everyone envies the American lifestyle and standard of living. Even we Canadians. Why does half of Canada spend the winter down south? If they had free healthcare it'd be heaven - but it's close enough, and it's kind of good that we can fly/drive down to get surgery on demand if necessary. My mother would've gone blind had she not had an operation in Detroit 15 years ago. At the time the surgery wasn't done here. It is now. So I can't complain about US healthcare. To the guy complaining that we'll let anybody in without ID; sadly very true, as long as they claim refugee status we'd let in the scum of the earth. But, we still admit Americans with driver's licenses. We didn't start the passport only requirement." - jellyfish.... Hold your horses there JFA. America would be beautiful if they fixed their government, had better education, health care etc... Canada has it's flaws but it is the superior country! And it's the shitty influence of the USA bringing us down! How many people are getting raped & killed in America as we speak? MANY! Where as that hardly happens in Canada. The country itself is beautiful as well, Canada is breath taking and many people visit just for that purpose. America brings the hate on themselves with their BS celeb worship, their bullying of other countries etc.. Keep praising Americans, do you not see how uneducated they are about Canada? The stupid questions I get asked.. the making a big deal of when I say "eh".. the shock of encountering a Canadian! They act like we're from another planet when we're just above them! I love winter time btw! I AM CANADIAN! You are a disgrace to your country. At least pick a good country to worship over ours like France or something!
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 17:49
Today is America day, yes? American loves football, yes? Well Steve McNair is dead: http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/9765822
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 18:06
CW, why must you be pompous and so negative to the US? I’m not attacking you, just wondering why. Would you appreciate it if I shit all over Canada on your Independence Day? I openly poke fun of my country but your arrogance is dripping with insults. In fact, look at my bio.
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 18:09
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 4-Jul-2009 17:56 CW if you don't stop disrespecting the US we will have no more sex play with the trocar & iphone! --------------------- Trocar!  
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 18:18
RKC -- I actually came here and wanted to wish a happy Independence Day but got a little upset when I saw a fellow Canadian praising your country over ours. I've said America could be one of the best countries in the world if they fixed it a little; stop bullying other counties for starters. BTW -- have you not seen how many times you people have made fun of my country? And make fun of me just for being Canadian? It's happened IRL too and I can't believe how little about Canada Americans know! Anyway, I really do wish you a happy America Day! No politics, just have your beer & enjoy
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 18:27
Still, $10 toll to cross the Veranzano-Narrows Bridge. Highway Robbery! \ ---------- Funny Pats.....that same woman I used to date whose Dad lived in Staten Island was originally raised in Brooklyn Heights (before it became infested with n1ggers) and used to refer to the Veranzano-Narrows as the 'Guinea Gangplank!'
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 18:38
Cracker, if you are still there....post that 4th of July piece about the founders et al. I wanted to send it to my Dad but I seem to have misplaced it in the bowels of C:/
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 18:51
I've said America could be one of the best countries in the world if they fixed it a little; stop bullying other counties for starters. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Sorry yer so dissappointed in us sweetheart. Yer not the only one! heh heh We just had ta wait fer the W tard to leave, first unfortunately.. Now.. This, new guy is so far..is pretty much only famous..and ..best known fer his brilliant 2 year Presidental Campaign that ended only last year! Soo now.. ...and try to start to undo... well ..you know. Fer christ sakes! Can ya see? We're americans..up to our fuckin eye balls here! Don't forget, PLUS...the best.. "we" (the only world superpower called ,the United States of America) ..can seem offer as an confident example of our the "loyal opposition" to the policies of a new and untested young President? ...to the world?.. Why..(slaps forehead) Doh! Sarah "dinosaur tracks man" Palin! Please.. The rest of us of Yanks here are embarrassed enough already, huh? Hmmm So, Ms..Canada! Hey.. how bout cuttin us Southern Imperialist's a little slack here huh? Fer fuck's sake! Anyway.. It's the 4th.. now..Who want a cheeseburger....plain? ..How about..a Hebrew National? Hey kushed, since don't see yer car.. so.. We're gonna go ahead now and eat...without ya! OK! Sooo.. To next year then! yum! happy 4th agin! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjF_eDS6IjA
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 18:59
DD -- Blacks in Brooklyn Heights? World changes -- Do they still ring the church bells on Sunday mornings when you just got back from a party and trying to crash? The esplanade was a great place to go get stoned around sunset and watch The City light up 
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 19:29
DD, I think you are thinking Red Hook (locale of 'On the Waterfront') or maybe Fort Greene (home of Pratt Institute and unfortunately Spike Lee)? Brooklyn Heights (Montague Street leading to the Promenade) was always well kept (aka White) with Brownstones, townhouses, and converted carriage houses.
From: rebellyell
Date: 4-Jul-2009 19:42
Catpiss, you just don't get it. Your vain, egotistical comments are exactly why we all hate you so much. And your spouting of unsupported "facts" that you pepper your posts with. Get an IQ and stop popping off at the mouth every time you fell the urge to. It has nothing to do with Canada, dumbass. It's YOU.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 19:49
Having caught fire over Tikrit Phoe engaged the ejection seat
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 19:55
Fags, Hags, and Dirtbags... Still all coming across like bitches bitchin' 'bout bitches bitchin'. Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, Bitch, bitch. bitch, bitch... 'cept you o' course... Cunt.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 19:55
Cyrano copulated with Christina at the Copacabana and cavorted with Candice in Casablanca (I know - boring! But I have to get the "C" rhythm going... I'm used to Phoe Phoe Phoe!)
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 19:55
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2009 16:18 Nothing is more revolting and prissy than a reformed sinner. ... I sure hope you have scientific data to back up that claim, otherwise it's just your belief and means absolutely NOTHING. See, I've adopted your standards, GD!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 19:57
Catwoman once said she hopes all the sandniggers and dune coons get together and bomb the US back to the Stone Age. That is the second-stupidest statement ever made on this site, bested only by GD's statement that beliefs mean nothing.
From: rebellyell
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:01
Patsy, you're absolutely right. I should not have said we all hate cw. Should have said "I". The rest of it stands.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:07
Bombs going off all around us tonight...just got back from a family picnic with cheezeburgers & chillidogs. I see there's plenty of fighting going on here, with Michael Jackson's sleeping with little boys (which he freely admits), and anti-American sentiment, and political finger-pointing as the ammo...good, good... Here's another subject to fight over, the fact that we have not pulled out of Iraq at all, but have just left the cities...which was the same plan and timetable that Bush had already decided on before he left office. Nothing ever changes, and the two-party system is really just one party playing two roles. Vote libertarian. Well, goodnight Rotteneers...happy independence from limeyland.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:07
All the dumb talk, gd, dd, cc are valuagagage. I cherichage (aaargh you whore) and the throbbage of my illustrious dickenage marilew moonrop
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:15
It takes a larger understanding than what largely exists to understand that understanding, at large, what others understand, means understanding that being understood means understanding that what understanding is is only understanding what is largely understood.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:36
okay just wanted to wish everyone here a happy fourth of july. don't blow any fingers off unless you record it with a HD camera, and post it here. just got back from an awesome picnic and i'm willing to admit i am a very well hammered. did you know they make vodka slushies now? incredible invention, but they kinda sneak up on you, that's why i don't drink sweet drinks too much.  well happy fourth of july everybody! i'm gonna go lay down before i fall down again.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:40
Just think guys if there were only three days in July we'd still be British.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:44
The perfect way to enjoy The Fourth, a case of Molson, some pork lo mein, and The Rolling Stones.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:48
I suggest you ineffectively invade some country again to celebrate. America failed in Vietnam, Yugoslavia, Afghanistan, Iraq, and that's only the recent list. Did you ever win any war? Well keep trying.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:49
And to prove that there's a website for EVERYTHING- http://www.soupsong.com/imovies.html
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2009 20:58
Yes crappy, see? We had a deal, I fully respected it but you saw trolls and thought it's me. Well I was in hospital at the time. Anyway crappy, you are the dumbest person I heard of. Go put on the apron, the paying wife is hungry.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:00
What are you calling "losing" Pontius? Do we have to annex those shit holes for it to be a "win"? You can ask The Mexicans, the Filipinos, the English, the Italians, the Turks,the Germans and the Japanese if we ever won a war.
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:05
Mr Jackson, the Gloved One better known lately as Mikaeel, has done his worldly service for Allâh, and in a special arrangement worked out by his agent, is now residing at Jannah. There was controversy that he had not earned his perfumed corpse as a legitimate Mujahideen, but his agent came to his rescue, pointing out that Mikaeel's example in reverting to Islam had caused several thousand brain-dead zombies to take the pledge, the Shahada. Mohammed took Mikaeel's side in this, averring that Mikaeel had a fine taste in young children, almost equaling his own. Allâh granted the petition of Mohammed and handed Mikaeel a giant plastic key (Made In China) to his new palace, happily supplied with 28 "pearly boys" and 72 sloe-eyed Virgins. At first Mikaeel was in a quandary about the Virgins, not having much experience with females, but finally dispatched the lot to the Houris' Union Hall, so he could give his undivided attention to the "pearly boys."
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:05
IK, no Molson in this corner of Oregon, alas. We do have Belgian lambic, German and Brit brews and microbrewries goodies, but I wanted Molson and there was none. Phooey. _______________________________ "That is the second-stupidest statement ever made on this site, bested only by GD's statement that beliefs mean nothing". -------------------------- That, Gerbil, as you well know is not at all what I said: I said: "What anyone 'believes' is of no importance. One does not 'believe' in gravity, in electricity, in rain etc.. 'Beliefs' only apply to those things which cannot be proved/disproved. Which is why 'beliefs' are irrelevant beyond personal emotional fapping". No more.. Bye, little man.
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:06
Molson does indeed taste like moose piss. Now, Lucky Lager.... that's a fuckin' beer. And still just a buck a can. Do you think there's much difference between fucking an American chick and fucking a Canadian chick? Just askin'. There's this sweetie from the States I know and I'd love to taste her American Pie, you know, just to celebrate America Day! num num num
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:08
That was winning battles, not wars. You won nothing, and your "superiority" is at an end, for being intolerant, fat, uneducated morons.
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:11
I can remember when you could get a case of Lucky Lager for two bucks. This was about the time you could take out a girl for dance 'n dinner, have a fair chance of scorin', for the same two bucks Canadian or American.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:15
From: pontius Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:08 That was winning battles, not wars. You won nothing, and your "superiority" is at an end, for being intolerant, fat, uneducated morons. ####### World War One World War Two Now I'm done, I'm no where near drunk enough to be in a conversation this stupid.
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:22
ik, did you get my second email?
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:23
crappy keep posting sandy gifs on and on. They've been seen for years, guess how gay that makes you look.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:24
>>Do you think there's much difference between fucking an American chick and fucking a Canadian chick? Just askin'. There's this sweetie from the States I know and I'd love to taste her American Pie,<< I have my eye on a canuck chick (I'm from the US). If things go good for us both, you and I can compare notes. Uhh, not that gentleman really discuss any thing about you ladies...
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:26
For $20 I get 18 bottles of Lucky, I feel good enough about that to let the old Vietnam draft dodger at the liquor store keep my change. That's right, improving Can-Amero relations through sweet sweet beer. And I remember a time when I lived in BC and paid damn near $30 for a case (12 cans) of fucking Kokanee and thought it was a good deal.
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:30
Fuck you wafer, I'm trying to talk to ik about our plans for tomorrow.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:34
From: itismetroll [troll] Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:30 Fuck you wafer, I'm trying to talk to ik about our plans for tomorrow. I think it's ponty you are lookin for just grow some tits.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:40
From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:36 Crappy loves it. You want my dick that bad? I don't know, are my tits good enough for you? 
From: inthebeginning [(It Was Real Good)]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:54
PAGING MR RICHARD GROVES... SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT...EVERYONE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING... YOU'RE ALL ALONE NOW!
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:58
Sorry to interupt guys.... how do you post pics? Never done it before.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:59
 I can see why they keep him in power. He looks like a cross between George Burns and a chimpanzee. How can you be mad at a guy that looks like a cross between George Bush and a chimpanzee?
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 22:10
ik, Kara and I will get to Chuck E's sometime around 3pm and we'll probably stay until 8 or so. I doubt there will be anyone else with a Joy Division tshirt there so you should be able to recognize me. I figure you look basically the same as your photo, only bald. Don't tell me you're going to pass up a free beer or two!
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 22:17
My neighbors are still chasing the American Dream. a couple o crop-downs, but still big files.  I wish the kids on the trampoline weren't washed out.  and just fer giggles.. 
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 22:20
Fuck you wafer troll, Chuck E's is a family friendly place, not a gay bar.
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 22:25
 LOL, too bad I'm too big for the ball pit. Ah the memories...
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 22:33
captrehab [Just a Captain?] Date: 4-Jul-2009 21:58 How to post pics? You can host them here { http://www.imageput.com/ } Then copy-paste the "hotlink" in your message and use the preview button to see the results and be sure it worked before you send the message. This program will let you resize them and add a watermark if you like, other settings you can find in it also. { http://www.vso-software.fr/products/image_resizer/ } Just remember NO kiddie porn type stuff! otherwise If you been lurking you know what we like.
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 22:44
Thanks Bedfart! Much appreciated. I'll have better stuff in the future, just wanna see if I'm not completely retarded and can make this work. Everybody seems to have gone home anyway. PEACE! 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 22:57
IK, weird thing about this Ahmadinejad guy is that he was one of the three hotshots who led the takeover of the American embassy during the reign of Jimmy Carter. That in itself is not weird, but what is REALLY bizarre is that he was the one who absolutely did not want to go after the American embassy but wanted to target the Russki's, saying they were the real enemy. The other two clowns voted him down.
From: ik
Date: 4-Jul-2009 23:12
So Ahmadinijad really was one of the students? If you can link me to an article about that I'd like to read it GD. I've never seen much about that other than one of the former hostages saying they recognized him, and he responding by saying "it doesn't matter who the students were".
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 23:24
IK, I saw it on a special on the Discovery channel -- They traced our relationship with Iran from the time of the CIA's coup that overthrew the democratically elected Mossadegh and reinstalled Shah Pahlavi to the present day. It was excellent and pretty fair. I'll see if they have a DVD of it and let you know. Lots of original footage, not just talking heads and interviews with many people involved. It's a good documentary and not boring. I try to watch/read History stuff one hour every day.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 4-Jul-2009 23:49
From: thehumantumor [Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son] Date: 4-Jul-2009 23:32 I'm home peoples! Is this rotten? Ive had sex with this chick for a couple days now, and I just noticed she had a wart on her crotch when I was going to go down, I am safe, (I hope), but I always where a condom. so... It truly was gross. ------------------- No, you are not safe. If any point you touched her down there and then touched your dick before putting a condom on, you may have have a problem. Post again in 6 months and let us know the test results.
From: ik
Date: 5-Jul-2009 00:04
I don't usually bash my country, but I don't like how we spread Democracy until the wrong people get elected and then we have to step in and change it. If Bushco wouldn't have already had it's nuts in the fire for Iraq, abject failure at getting Bin Laden, North Korea developing nukes, and Iran being close behind it, I'm sure we would have had to step in and change the Palestinian election when Hamas won. To be honest I don't think "popular vote" is a good way to choose leaders, but I can't think of any system that wouldn't be worse,so I guess I can't bitch.
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 00:15
How about simply counting our votes, as they are? I guess that is the unpopular vote?
From: ik
Date: 5-Jul-2009 00:23
>>How about simply counting our votes, as they are? << Uhh, yeah, why are we still going by this Electoral College bullshit? That was for 1802 when it would have taken two months to get every one's votes together. Now we can have every vote counted as they come in, it's bullshit that some one can lose the popular vote and still be "elected". And fuck the pussy Democrats for letting that happen. Guaranteed if that ever happens to a Republican candidate the law will change that minute.
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 00:31
It would be nice to feel like your vote matters. Can you imagine the difference it would make? The US would be nothing like it is now, if the people decided.
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 00:37
The story isn't believable. It sounds like an upset husband or son planted the vid to me.
From: guildwarrior
[Master of All Skills]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 00:52
Now we can have every vote counted as they come in, it's bullshit that some one can lose the popular vote and still be "elected". And fuck the pussy Democrats for letting that happen. ------ Um, that was a Supreme Court decision (Bush vs. Gore). What were the "pussy" Dems supposed to do about that? I don't dispute your question of the electoral college, but I don't think the Dems could have changed the outcome in 2000 no matter the size of their cojones.
From: ik
Date: 5-Jul-2009 01:17
>>I don't dispute your question of the electoral college, but I don't think the Dems could have changed the outcome in 2000 no matter the size of their cojones.<< I call them pussies because if that had happened to the Republicans they would have found some way to circumvent that ruling, change that law, and get Bush in. (btw I voted for Al Gore)
From: ik
Date: 5-Jul-2009 02:06
 WTF is in your head man? That chick is not white and you should be ashamed of yourself!
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 02:11
Oh to be 15 years old again (1975) and pawing something built like this.  summer trips to the lake, the ride back that night and a tired staff just wanting to get home..
From: acidthereflux
Date: 5-Jul-2009 03:36
LOL dumbgerbil got banned by GD. How many friends do you have here now? Off to the garbage now!! Ha Ha bye
From: acidthereflux
Date: 5-Jul-2009 03:39
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 05:28
The facts are these: DD is a thin-skinned fat fuck who would do well to come out of the closet. That is fact, not my opinion or belief.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 06:07
Morning all. I'm becoming seriously concerned over the decreasing displays of common courtesy here at Rotten. I posted some perfectly good Lily Munster porn for Ik, and he never even said thank you. That's what I get for photoshopping my fingers to the bone for people. Oh, and Pontius, you're one the most useless, pathetic, pablum-spewing Limey fucktards it has ever been my distinct displeasure to not to be able to avoid meeting.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 06:26
I can remember when you could get a case of Lucky Lager for two bucks. .............................................. ? Yawn How big were the dinosaurs back then? Sarah says they were bigger in yer day but my pastor said they were smaller. So which was it, old timer? Mornin folks.. off to work!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 06:39
I had read that this now famous picture was photo shopped. The problem fer Sarah.. Is that it just looks.. perfect..and just...right! ...exactly how she SHOULD look. Raarrrrrrooh! !
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 06:51
hey Garg. We are about to hit stage III water restrictions... ! It's all about these guys:  Texas blind salamander An endangered species, the Texas blind salamander is smooth, unpigmented, and translucent. According to the USFWS, distribution of this species may be limited to the Edwards Aquifer beneath and near San Marcos, Hays County. Can't let us dry this little guy up. (?)
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 06:52
Think again goyle, I had one lowly Heineken with dinner and I am ready to do battle with pontius, crackhead and all the assorted trolls you like so well!
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 06:58
I am going to see the Rocky Mountain National park in Colorado because it has the highest elevation road in the country. any suggestions on what is a must see that is within 500 miles of there? (trolls need not reply)
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2009 07:01
Maiden, you guys need some of the rain we've had lately, that we didn't need. cracker, didn't see you lurking there. all ready for war huh? Well, I don't see but one of your opposition, so blast away.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2009 07:05
cracker, make sure to tour the entire park, it's beautiful,, couple pics for you, from Nov. 00   Lesse, 500 mile range? Lots, depending on what you like to do. Denver, many things ( zoo, museum, capitol, etc. ) If you want a brewery tour, go to Ft. Collin, there's a Bud brewery. Or of course, Coors in Golden. Gambling in Blackhawk and Central City. Not sure what you'd like to do, see so I'm not sure. Dinosaur Natl. Monument is over on the western edge, past Steamboat Springs
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2009 07:09
Colorado Renaissance Festival in Larkspur, always a good time. Cheyenne is 100 miles north of Denver. Big rodeo there the end of July usually. Royal Gorge at canyon city. Black Canyon of the Gunnison is nice. Mesa Verde, but that's a haul from Denver. Garden of the Gods in Colorado Springs.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2009 07:16
Gotcha, well, take US 36 up to Rockymountain Park, and US 34 coming down. Nice canyons, etc. US 6 west out of Denver is nice, I 70 is OK, but busy. Poudre Canyon is nice, Colorado Hiway 14 out of Ft. Collins, you could even take it up to Walden in North Park , then go north to Laramie through the snowy range. I've seen Bighorn sheep right on the road up there.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2009 07:21
If you really wanted canyons and river and such I'd say ride the Durango to Silverton train. Now there's some scenery. But that's down near the 4 corners area.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 07:31
  Hello all intermittent lurking.  Neighbors must of had me casa in their crosshairs last night, when glowing stuff was on my roof I removed it and figured it was time to walk over and ask for a coordinates shift.
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 08:08
From: gargoyle1 Date: 5-Jul-2009 07:05 cracker, make sure to tour the entire park, it's beautiful,, couple pics for you, from Nov. 00 ^^^^ Nov 2000, last time Gargoyle left his apartment.
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 08:31
From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 5-Jul-2009 08:29 The lovage is abobwhencementionage strong again. Aaaaargh i thrub me cockage my englesh superiorates anything and i fuck hamsters you WHORE ^^^^ DD, Snatchy?
From: andrewlikesboys [Cymru am byth]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 08:55
I can't tell the difference between men and women. I've never seen either naked in real life. And the only ones I've seen on the internet have been covered with shit.
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 08:57
Morning all. Wow, you guys are still here.... trouble sleeping? 
From: ik
Date: 5-Jul-2009 09:00
>>I posted some perfectly good Lily Munster porn for Ik, and he never even said thank you. << I missed it! Trust me buddy, if I'd have seen Lilly Munster porn, you'd have been thanked.
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 09:21
Anybody else notice this new trend in porn... young girls photographing themselves in mirrors and posting the pics? Anybody else strangely and yet extremely turned on by this? Maybe it's just me.....
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 09:25
Life is good. The family is gone. Flipped through the channels and "The Sand Pebbles" is on Encore Action. Starts in 5 minutes. Life is good.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 09:37
Be back in 2 hours. Their should be a law that makes jailbate non jailbate if 1)They have at least one kid. 2)They have at least one naked pic of themselves while pregnant on the web.
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 09:58
Thanks Stud, always enjoyed your posts. And I don't care what Catwoman says about you. Jokes, you guys are awesome. Is that a furry costume on the bed behind her? Speedy, please analyze. *Ahem* I believe this to be hot.....  I'm just praying for the day I see some slut I used to go to school with. I just think that would be funny. A girl that was in one of my classes back at community a few years ago is a regular on the 'ol internet girl circuit now. If I only knew. If I only knew. So, how much porn do I have to post before I'm in good standing here at Rotten? Or should I move on to death and dismemberment? 
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 10:13
capt, first of all, I, and im sure many more here are leery of newbies. i personally think every newbie is a troll until they prove otherwise. secondly, it depends on you, if youre a dumbass who gets along with everybody, regardless, just to fit in, dont expect any love from me. remember, this is "rotten" this aint no social club, though some people think it is. so, how long you been lurking?
From: ik
Date: 5-Jul-2009 10:30
You have mail FU. btw I get along with every one here. Not exactly sure how that happened.
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 10:33
I signed up for an account just recently but I've been lurkin' for a couple years now. Think I've seen just about every Ponti .gif ever made. Classic stuff. At first I just liked the gory pictures on the front page, then I found the 'this day in Rotten history' bit, with all the clickable links. I think I've read through the entire library now. I just always wanted to comment on some of the shit I read in the forum but I only ever had computer access at work so I was weery of starting an account. Rotten actually got me fired, misuse of internet policy or some bullshit. Fully understand people not exactly 'trusting' newcomers, although I never completely understood the definintion of a troll. A fake profile or something is what I gathered. Just let me say that I enjoy visiting this site, I'm not a complete fucking dumbass, sometimes I have witty and/or useful shit to say, I'm not a pedo and I'll just keep working at it 'til I'm, uh, 'accepted' here. At least you'll have another Canadian to pick on, eh?  Peace... and titties.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 10:43
dont worry about being accepted. that makes you lame, and a wannabe. i can already tell youre a dipshit just by that comment, that and you got fired for surfing rotten. later, loser.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 10:46
Ponty! Good morning/afternoon/evening. I have been wondering about Lady Snatchnell myself. She is probably riding on a runaway horse in a pirate outifit (the Lady, not the horse).
From: conpassage [petit con]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 10:48
That is an utter pile of reeking corn-laden shite Gerbiler. GD and I argue quite frequently about matters of race and her unfortunate tilting towardst myopic delusionary liberalism. I choose not to engage in ad hominem (fitting in her case!) attacks and fruitless personal insults because they cheapen the overall discourse.....and because I enjoy our exchanges and wish to continue them. There is enough shit-slinging and useless flaming on these boards without me over-perpetuating the same. Get it genius? First, GD is anything but a liberal or myopic. Liberal is not the same as libertarian. Second, you stoop to personal insults all the time. Third, you are continually hyper-correcting in your desire to be taken as someone educated ('over-perpetuating', for example, means nothing). Finally, 'get it genius' is an example of ad hominem irony within the message itself, so at least try to be consistent from one sentence to another. Just say what you mean without trying to impress us all.
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 10:54
OK, STFU, you got me. I'm a dip shit. And a loser. It wasn't just Rotten that cost me my job, I was just trying to sound grateful so piss off, I have a serious internet porn dependency that probably contributed slightly. It was also my intention to "airquote" the accepted thing, cuz, to tell you the truth, I really don't give a fuck whether you like me or not. Alright, so, moving on...... 
From: naidasativa
[Naida]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 11:31
One day when I was in fifth grade, my teacher Mrs. Tuttle was wearing a bright canary yellow pant suit and sitting at the front of the room on a stool reading to us. When she stood up and turned around to write on the blackboard, her back side had a huge bright red stain...She figured it out and excused herself from the room. The princepal stepped and explained Mrs. Tuttle had to go home for the day. I wonder if she was coming onto me...
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 12:05
naidasativa is a troll. What do you think stfu?
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 12:26
Nothing personal Naida, but until stfu vouches for you, you're considered a troll. Well, my brother's daughter is here, so I'm going to Chuck E. Cheese's!  
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 12:32
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?] Date: 5-Jul-2009 09:58 Thanks Stud, always enjoyed your posts. And I don't care what Catwoman says about you. Jokes, you guys are awesome. Is that a furry costume on the bed behind her? Speedy, please analyze. ^^^^ Looks like a UK light switch on the wall behind her, typical Brit decor, cheap coving sometimes made of styrofoam, and two different wallpapers with a border, Or the top may be just emulsion paint straight onto the bare wall. 
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 13:28
Today I put on socks, but the second one i put on was torn, so i had to remove the first one as well. I hesitated at first, because there was nothing wrong with the first sock, but still...one sock is no use without the other. Hey, DS, fireworks are going off here too. They're bugging the hell outta me. I don't know what they're making such a fuss about. Make them stop.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 13:29
Today, I got up. And then I went back to sleep. I did some laundry and walked outside for a minute. It was too sunny out and my sunglasses were in my car and I didn't want to get them. So I came back inside.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 13:32
Today i was sleeping on my side, but my right arm was going numb, so then i rolled over on my back. Blood started flowing into my right arm again, and the numbness went away.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 13:40
Today, I wondered if allang should live where I live. Several bars are within walking distance, so you don't need a car. Then, just now, I was wondering if that's a good thing,and wondered if it is time to move, but then I decided it was all right after all.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 13:44
Today I paced up and down the house and thought about boiling an egg for lunch. I wondered whether it would take too long to do that, and would it make too much of a mess? Should I even bother? In the end, i opted to eat some crackers and cottage cheese. No fuss..no leftover eggshells to throw away...
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 13:46
Today, I was gonna file my nails. But I can't find my good nail file. So...I didn't file them. Now I am debating whether or not to go to Walmart later and buy a new one. Any advice, guys? What should I do?
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 13:48
Today I cleaned my spectacles with some tissue paper. That just fogged them up worse. So I had to go downstairs to wipe em with the special cloth my optician gave me with my glasses. Bummer.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 13:50
DS, you should smear peanut butter on your nails and get your old, fat dog to gnaw on them and trim them for you. Keep the iodine handy in case he rips one of your toes off.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 13:58
Just now, I thought if we gave both allang's old dad and my old dog some viagra and they met up, we could have some exciting pictures to post on here that too many people would be too interested in.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:03
The people on this forum don't know what's good for them. That's why they're on this forum to begin with. They wouldn't know good sense if it gave them an all-expenses-paid donkey ride up Good Sense Mountain. Fuckers should twitter too.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:22
The fine posters here on rotten can all sup on my scrot hairs. NIGHTY NIGHT, schmoozers, schmoes, and schmegenees. and nighty night to you too, DS!
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:25
Today, I was gonna have sex with the wife. But I can't find my strap on. I thought about getting a blow job from DS. Maybe she has tweezers? Now that I think about it, I will bring a magnifying glass for her. I wonder if she likes anal sex? I have a banana if she does.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:26
DS, glad to see you weren't on the collapsing bridge in Merrilville. I wonder if MV had anthing to do with that?
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:26
 Oprah's minge is not amused.
From: acidthereflux
Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:46
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:33 today i gave away my PW on rotten because the trolls have won. UN: stfu PW: isuckcock ____________________________________ That password "fits like a glove" Norace was telling the truth. You do like sucking cock. Go back to your failed forum stupid. Nobody shall miss you here. Ta Ta
From: acidthereflux
Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:47
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?] Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:26 ++++++++++++++++++ Troll?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:49
LOL, youre just pissed off cuz you had to type "I suck Cock", like the little bitch mouthwhore you are and you didnt get my name to troll. \ Hahahaha. Punk. Bitch.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:59
I like watching them dance, gargle. So predictable. Like puppets on a string. Besides, its all they live for...just that one little bit of human interaction really brings joy to their day. Tomorrow, they still have to wake up in their stinky little rented basement room under their mommas house. But today, they feel like theyve accomplished some sort of socialization.
From: acidthereflux
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:02
Goyle, the only thing our little friend is teasing would be the next cock he has in his mouth. stfu, inquiring minds want to know: Do you spit or swallow?
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:07
I usually only talk to female posters, but because Stfu, sucks cock me and him are friends,,LOL,,
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:09
Where did everybody go? You're making me sad
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:10
I figure with the "you suck cocks" and "youre gay" insults that our troll(s) is either around 12 years old, because thats when they are really insecure about their sexuality, or a severly socially retarded 26 year old who is unemployed, prolly drug/alcohol dependant, lives with mommy (who hordes cats) and has never had a woman who didnt charge upfront for sex.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:12
Sounds about right. Most of them prolly haven't even had the hooker, just fapped to porn on the computer.
From: acidthereflux
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:15
LOL Stfu sucks cock and can't stop me from saying it.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:16
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2009 00:17 IK, our insurance is also going through the roof. We have never had a single claim since we started our business in 1977, and every year the cost of the premiums increases. I think that the irritation is less about the amount than the distinct feeling that we are getting screwed, and that the "insurance" part of the insurance business is merely a way to get moneys to gamble on the market for their own profit. # # # Your insurance premiums keep going up because of "no fault accidents", less court time, less cop time and everyone gets paid so everyone's a winner eh? Oh yeah except for the people that have to pay premiums.  Business is business, oy vey!
From: acidthereflux
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:17
Spit or swallow? I'm guessing you're a swallower.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:17
Patsy likes 2% on her Cheerios diced raw onion in her gyros extra ketchup on her BLT & a wedge of lemon with her MGD
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:22
Gargle, im sure this troll was some noob who got his ass handed to him for being a dipshit when he first showed up. He ran away with his tail between his legs and is now "taking it out on" the board because of his own failures. Prolly saw his mom turning tricks for drug money and now hates all women too. LOL What a loser.
From: acidthereflux
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:30
Alert, Alert Alert, Breaking news: There has been a post @Stupidfuckersfailedforums.org Get out the champagne and your dicks boys Stfu will blow you now.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:35
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:10 1. is either around 12 years old, because thats when they are really insecure about their sexuality, 2. or a severly socially retarded 26 year old who is unemployed, prolly drug/alcohol dependant, .......................................... ? Yawn All this sounds real funny coming from a testosterone soaked angry clown like cartoon misogynistic troll using poster... Huh folks? LOL! Hey... back from work! heh heh heh Still backreading...be right back.. with ya ...
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:36
Ponty, sometimes the truth is even more funny than some manufactured insult. Like when the trolls momma used to make him put on a dress and make him "dance" for all of her "boyfriends". She could easily double her income by letting "Uncle Frank" spend 10 minutes alone with him. I know no-one thinks child abuse or exploitation is a laughing matter but, damn. How can you not laugh at that?
From: acidthereflux
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:39
Ponty, sometimes the truth is even more funny than some manufactured insult. Stupidfuckersfailedforums.org
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:42
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 5-Jul-2009 14:59 I like watching them dance, gargle. So predictable. Like puppets on a string. /////////////////////////////// ! LOL! hey..troll... Yea you.. the ... anti stfu attack troll currently in workin mode. Hey peanut, you! yes you! I'm talkin to you... ... good work! LOL! Usually when the nitwits talk about "making you dance"? That translates into.. Yer really having an effect on the forum and i'm threatened now, so I'll declare victory'! couldn't happen to a MORE deserving poster, too!~ heh heh heh nice!
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:49
From: sp00k Date: 4-Jul-2009 02:47 this is my plan if I ever get really sick. I'll move to mexico and become a citizen, then I'll sneak back across the border and get free healthcare # # # LOL That hurt.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:49
Stupidfuckersfailedforums.org ................... ? Yawn Again, I hate to ever encourage any troll... But.. just one last thing i say... before I stop ferever...with this particular one. THAT! LOL! !! THAT post earlier about his sad attempt at a "free forum"? .. was very...FUNNY! again.. nice! New vid! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dgutDMPIMU&feature=related
From: acidthereflux
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:51
LOL .. Stfu has a new nickname When the little cockgobbler pisses you off just call him swallow. He likes it.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 15:58
cyran0 visited a feline like female in Canada She laid him on her embalming room table his body jerked and could not keep stable cold he be, but when she placed her warm fingers upon thee; like a storm his blood engorged his male form
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 16:03
and im sure many more here are leery of newbies. **i personally think every newbie is a troll until they prove otherwise. ................................. Hmmm **I complete agree with you on that! Very astute, indeed! ? ! heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x6m6qJEaE Woooah... somebody call CNN! We just got in...some breakin news! LOL!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 16:15
From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales] Date: 5-Jul-2009 06:50 ^^^^ .............................. ? LOL! I just saw it at the end of my back read! Nice speedy! heh heh heh Norace likes to think of you as a ..."SUPERIOR atypical comedic talent"! Now, that doesn't mean i enjoy... alla yer stuff! LOL! But to me? Yer remind me of another amazing "talent".... In fact Kinda like my good friend Andy here! IMO.. Kaufman was a GENIUS in so many ways... Sorta Strange , but definitely an ORIGINAL THINKER! My sortta ... hero! I saw this LIVE on TV! I STILL LAUGH AT IT! Something...ORIGINAL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C570byQCLpI&feature=related
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 16:21
How many people are getting raped & killed in America as we speak? MANY! Where as that hardly happens in Canada. # # # I knew this was bullshit. Here's proof. http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/1/24/150547.shtml Canada's Crime Rate 50 % Higher than U.S. Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2006 2:59 p.m. EST "Outgoing Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin is blaming the United States for his country’s violent crime wave. He says his southern neighbor is eagerly bringing guns over the border." (No proof. Typical red herring politics from a libtard.)  # # # http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita USA is # 24 0.042802 per 1,000 USA's population 300M. Canaduh is # 44 0.0149063 per 1,000 Canaduh's population is 33M Your murder rate should be 1/10th of our rate if broken strictly along population guidelines but it is not it is roughly 1/3 the rate of the US. So what does this mean? It means even though the rate of murder is lower in canaduh you have a GREATER chance of being murdered in canaduh due to the low population. Russia (5) and Mexico (6) are the only countries on that list with a population near the US. All countries listed after #44 Canaduh, except for Iceland, Hong Kong(is a country now?) and Qatar have populations larger than Canaduh.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 16:24
From: andreuuthegreat [Cymru am byth] Date: 5-Jul-2009 16:08 Hi norace! ....................... ? Yawn Hey stfu... what's up...? ZZZzzzzz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxNEiZhpinY heh heh heh
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 16:28
Qwerty, my moronic enemy, the majority of Canada's crimes are none viooent. The problem with us is they stick you in jal/pen for anything. PS -- That is BS, New York & LA alone have a higher crime rate than all of Canada. Get your facts straight. Dinner calls!
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 16:31
Not bad STFU, you are very perceptive. And how did you figure all that out so damned quick? Let's break it down shall we? Severely socially retarded? Check! I really have a low tolerance for peoples bullshit, so it's self induced. 26 years old? Double check! 10 points for accuracy. Unemployed? Actually self-employed, but I'll count it. Check! Drug/Alcohol dependent? Half check! Quit drugs years ago, but I'm usually quite drunk. Lives with mommy? Check! Well, inherited mommy's house when she left for the happy hunting grounds, so technically not a Check! but fuck technicalities. Hordes cats? Check! I have 2 cats, I'm gonna count that one. Unfortunately, however, I have never paid for sex. I have only paid to make sure she leaves afterwards. 6 out of 7. Not bad at all. OK, now that you've got me all figured out..... this doesn't mean I have to tongue your balloon knot does it?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 16:34
From: quark [deep space nitwit.] Date: 5-Jul-2009 16:21 How many people know that Tojo was the Emperor of Japan during WWII! (raises hand) I knew this was wasn't bullshit when Norace told me I was a tard!. Here's some cut and paste proof! !! http://archive.newsmax.com/archives/ic/2006/1/24/150547.shtml Canada's Crime Rate 50 % Higher than U.S. Tuesday, Jan. 24, 2006 2:59 p.m. EST "Outgoing Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin is blaming the United States for his country’s violent crime wave. He says his southern neighbor is eagerly bringing guns over the border." (No proof. Typical red herring politics from a libtard.) # # # http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_mur_percap-crime-murders-per-capita USA is # 24 0.042802 per 1,000 USA's population 300M. Canaduh is # 44 0.0149063 per 1,000 Canaduh's population is 33M Your murder rate should be 1/10th of our rate if broken strictly along population guidelines but it is not it is roughly 1/3 the rate of the US. So what does this mean? It means even though the rate of murder is lower in canaduh you have a GREATER chance of being murdered in canaduh due to the low population. Russia (5) and Mexico (6) are the only countries on that list with a population near the US. All countries listed after #44 Canaduh, except for Iceland, Hong Kong(is a country now?) and Qatar have populations larger than Canaduh. YES! See now norace? **TARDFIST** /////////////////////////////////////////////////// ? Yawn I think yer posted the wrong article again.. ....nitwit. ZZzzzzzzz
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 17:53
Cranky, is that really you? Hey!
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 17:55
captretard, that analysis wasn't for you but our resident troll, the one who is too chicken to post under his original name. but thanks for telling us a little about yourself. unless youre saying that you ARE the troll. if thats the case, fuck off.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 18:06
Qwerty, my moronic enemy, the majority of Canada's crimes are none viooent. ### If you read the article my illiterate bong hit hero you will find out your crime rate only went down in areas of counterfeiting, robbery and car theft. Violent crime stayed at the same rate. It still does not explain the crime rate in your country if equal to mine would be 30% higher than mine. There are many stories on this site which illuminate the violent nature of people many of which were Canaduhian? Remember the man and woman team in which they would torture, rape and then kill. The WOMAN brought the hapless victims to her boyfriend. They started, as I recall, with the WOMAN'S 15 yo SISTER. THere are other stories as equally as repulsive. Try again little girl.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 18:09
Hmmmm Hey andro! ! Yawn This place is dead , just....like cranky said.. soooo Come on.. you and me fer a sec. ok? A trip maybe, .... !! Let's get the fuck outta here a while and have something ice,cool to drink**.. .. ** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxNEiZhpinY Just fer a sec or two...
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 18:33
I just assumed, being new, that you were accusing me of being a troll. I get it, I get jokes. But ya had me pegged! Cool, so moving on..... 
From: menehune
[Karl]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 18:42
Today I came into town and got a popsicile, got on the internet and found out about Michael Jackson. Then I realized sometimes isolation is a good thing.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 18:47
PS -- That is BS, New York & LA alone have a higher crime rate than all of Canada. # # # What facts if any do you have to support this. Here's a hint: no facts will include the use or mention trocars or iPhones, hence, no facts. Canadah is great at a few things: great hockey players, making awful smelling and tasting beer, and sending their troops to be used as cannon fodder by the UN. For the love of God and everything good, if your country is going to send in some dedicated troops into a hostile area, oh say anywhere in africa like they often do, at least give them the right to fight back and give them a chance to return home to drink skunky beer and play ice-hockey. I heard your anthem the other day on the radio and it sounded like a french whore getting choked by her father-pimp. Not that I had any objection to what your anthem had to say or the music but which but the over-warbling french smattering throughout the song --retch. It is almost as bad is when the super-negros hyper-exaggerate EVERY NOTE my country's anthem. It should not take twenty fucking minutes to get through the first line of the song. HOLY FUCK ALL!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 18:53
heh heh heh.. Hey andro! Look! It's slow karl! Finally! Great! no really! One of norace's all time FAVORITE peanut and second best straight man fer me on the forum! mini me and trolls...are still NUMBER ONE! LOL! Soooo Now the forum is in fer some laughs! You fuckin bet, huh folks? Hey, Andro... hang on a few... just let norace "talk".. a little ta karl fer awhile , and. uhh.. "welcome" him back. !! I'll get ya some..endorphins .. flowin fer ya.. LOL! hey slow karl! (turns head) come mere.. where ya goin?.. heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 18:58
We have FRENCH in our national anthem?!?!? What the fuck?? I should have paid attention in school, I could have been doing something about this by now. FUCK! French.... for fuck sake. No wonder you Yanks hate us so much.  Do you think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 18:58
Hey Norace, your old friend is here... Colonel Karl Klink is gonna teach you a lesson! LOL
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 19:12
Hey Norace, your old friend is here... Colonel Karl Klink is gonna teach you a lesson! LOL ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? goddamn it... SHHHHHHHHHHHH! Yer gonna scare the little critter off.. Now... Don't mind the troll, slow karl... Please, go on.. and tell us all about.. ...norace and ...how "bad" he is! We all wanna hear bout it sweetpea. Really! LOL! spits.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvTT29cavKo !!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 19:16
From: menehune [slow Karl] Date: 5-Jul-2009 19:07 That's right folks! I am Norace's favorite ..suicide... peanut poster! Poot! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Hey andro... heh heh heh ..dig the tard, huh? ;-O told ya! pssst .. hey Karl...! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBc-zlj3zk&feature=fvst
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 19:25
Psst... Hey... slow karl.... Where are ya now? come on don't be afeared.... Come mere, I wanna talk to ya a little...about my rotten internet "friend".. Andro, you see , and.. LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8x6m6qJEaE heh heh heh
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 19:31
"cranky dyke" ### crotchety dyke is more like it. the sexual innuendo pun burns! har har. Too all a good night, to the trolls may Billy Mays haunt your dreams with his obnoxious hyperbole.
From: norass [ZZzzz Poot Yawn]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 19:43
heh heh heh cleaning,,..bedpans "all day". troll(ing) rotten all,,"night" yer "favorite" attack troll,,I(norass) am here TO "entertain" my MINIONS yawn You Bet. ZZzzzz I am THE "Reason" ,,, you all COME "to" rotten
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:02
From: quark angry mini me troll[off deep space 9.] Date: 5-Jul-2009 19:31 Too all a good night, except to my nasty attack trolls which will continue to spu venom while I pretend to leave! *** *** heh heh heh cleaning,,..bedpans "all day". troll(ing) rotten all,,"night" yer "favorite" attack troll,,I, mini me! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn Nobody believes ya anymore peanut.. BIGGER Y A W N ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0_m-4NAec ZZZzzzz LOL! , wadda simple minded nitwit, huh folks? I JUST...love my job! heh heh heh
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:08
So... anybody find a link to the video that actually works?
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:24
Speedy? Did you ever find Bogs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?  / http://www.imageput.com/hosted/63598untitled.bmp
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:26
Sorry, my bad, that last one was supposed to be...  That's better.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:33
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?] Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:08 ................................. ? Yawn Ok you 'VERY unusually verbose and very aggressive ..ahem... What? 1."long time lurker"? rotten poster.. 2. that just sudden now of all times.. to begin posting! 3. really,.. sighs? 4. yawns agin 5. Sorry, but.. please..yawn ZZZZ again..sorry but.. excuse me sweet pea.. so far stfu is right..and to me too. You sound like a VERY phoney .. 'rotten" vet .. pretending to be a 'noob' big yawn Sorry. Yer a.. "canadian" peanut. And now..? hmmm You've interrupted me and ANDRO,. talking here nice on the forum together, like some kinda of a loud mouthed drunkin asshole.. ? You did say yer a NEW POSTER? right? and..are sayin( NO ..boasting?) yer "cool"? FUCK YOU niitwit. Talk to the norace, CONVINCE ME..first. .. baby! Wassup? yawn Hey kushed? soo...? Wadda ya think about this bad ass "kickin stfu's" ass" kinda.. "new"... noob poster? named.. ? captain? yah, me too.. ZZZZZ
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:40
Sorry if I interrupted yer little convo there, but Norace, seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? ?would... ya feel.// better about it if ans I typed more like yerself? ///////////////////////// I don't think I ever said anything about being cool or being new. By the way, NOOB is not a fuckin' word that anyone who has graduated high school ever uses. Right up there with pwng and OWNED! Now, I was asking Speedy a legitimate question, so if ya don't mind....
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:40
? I will say this. No .. "noob" can just come in a kick a very powerful legend veteran rotten poster's ass like stfu. Not possible. And..That's the simple and unpleasant truth. I know personally , via a very long hard road. true, but... ack, huh folks? Why..at first, especially.. I had to rely on my Italian friends a lot to survive! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb6vVDcqtyE&feature=related (winks)
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:41
That's a shame about Herr Karl... Apparently he's in a secluded location without internet access, went into to town to buy a popsicle, stopped at an Internet cafe and just discovered that his idol MJ is dead and his nemesis Norace is still alive and postin. Seems he went into denial (fauxnut) and quickly retreated. Maybe he's headed to the MJ memorial in LA. Come back soon Karl! Some of us really miss you.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:47
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?] Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:40 Sorry if I interrupted yer little convo there, but Norace, seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? /////////////////////////////////// ? Yawn Shut up fake peanut troll. You bore me now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQjnsdlmOo&NR=1 NOW.. Any fucking thing ELSE , yer like to address me(NORACE) about, tonight here on the FORUM .. pumpkin? heh heh heh
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:52
so if ya don't mind.... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? WTF? YES I DO MIND... pumpkin. Let's talk some more about yer fuckin problem you suddenly got. now heh heh heh let's roll. USA vs.... canada! LOL! ;)
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:53
captretard, that analysis wasn't for you but our resident troll ------------------------------ Am I the "resident troll?" stfu seems to be the expert on these matters. I thought Sandy was responsible for half of the trolls on this site. Am I the other half? But that wouldn't leave room for all the trolls that belong to stfu, commie, gerbil, cracker, allang etc... I think there's quite a few people competing for the ultimate troll title.
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:54
Wha? Did STFU say somethin' about fightin'? I got no beef with him, no tengo beefo. Ya don't have to get yer lil' panties all tight with me Norace.... and yeah, I guess I'm a fucking Noob then. NOOOOOB. Suspicious bastards. Same team man.  Noobs? Type in NOOB and this is the first thing that comes up... coincidence? 
From: sarahpalin
Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:59
I resigned as Governer to to be a full time rotteneer and this is the Sunday night FFA? I should shoot you from an airplane like you were Alaskan wild life.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:03
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?] Date: 5-Jul-2009 20:54 Same team man. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Fuck no ..ding dong. You just fucked up here... ...real bad with me and boys.. real bad.. ..bad , bad. I PROMISE YOU though! ! .. yer gonna be special peanut brained loud mouth ...norace CHOW. from now on. dumbass Enjoy... heh heh heh . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:12
OK. Allow me to retract my previous statement. Obviously you have some agenda here so, how 'bout this, you turn me into 'peanut brained Norace food' and I'll just go somewhere else, jerk off and go to sleep. I'm too tired for this shit. 'night everybody! 'night Norace!
From: billymays
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:17
Hi, Billy Mays here! It looks like NR is raging at everything and everyone again. How rude of him. NR, let me save you some time and formulate your response for you. ------- (in no particular order) wadda peanut baby heh heh heh shut up noob i(norace) fight troll attack minime attack attack 2 7 0 formation nitwit ,, ;0 respect cocks pouncy broker slow karl heh *fistbump* LOL ZZZzzzzz yawn ------- I think that just about covers it, feel free to mix and match and copy/paste. You're really good at that. Have a cookie
From: ik
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:20
Good evening Cracker. So what's the deal with Fauxrace, we're going to pretend he's the real thing?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:27
From: captrehab [Just a Captain?] Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:12 OK. Allow me to retract my previous statement. 'night Norace! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Fine puppy. fine.. ... Nice start. Yer can try it again tommorrow maybe. Yawn. whatever.. Anyway.. BTW... You(cpt?).. yer... did did graduate from some kinda Canadian kindergarten at some point , I hope? I suppose we'll all see ... tommorrow, maybe huh? (rolls eyes) .. Hmmmm. Hey andro? (snickers) Any .. 'smirks' or "snorts" .. yet? hmmmm. fuck..i thought so http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=5ALHiadIsKo&feature=related heh heh heh sighs, damn.. he's(Andro) a real tough audieance , right now ..folks, proly I'm doin the best I can tonight.. Somebody.. help me out here , huh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNczeP33Yk0&feature=related .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS9_ipu9GKw&feature=PlayList&p=83FB5600B7E233FF&index=0
From: crackerhead [got rock?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:30
Jimmy smoked crack and I don't care I said Jimmy smoked crack and I don't care. Spare some change? I need a hit.
From: billymays
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:32
Hi, Ik! Billy Mays here! This fucknut sure is annoying, almost if not as bad as the original. Frankly, the whole "banned" thing on this site is a joke, all duder did was delete the account. There is no IP banning involved whatsoever. I'm going to say it's the real deal (unfortunately) since no one, not even Sandypants is as maliciously devoted to being "the king of Rotten". Notice the insatiable desire to attack anyone who questions it. Notice the incessant posting at all hours. Notice the vitriol, the scorn, the sheer chaotic evil alignment. Yes, this is the one, the only, the unholy fucknut, scourge of freeforall and destroyer of threads. To (mis)quote Kyle Reese: You still don't get It, do you? It'll find you! That's what it does! It's all it does! You can't stop it! It'll wait for you! It'll reach down your throat and tear your fuckin' heart out! We've been targeted for Termination
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:35
ik, I was at Chuck E's most of the evening, where the fuck were you?
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:36
So what's the deal with the fake exact copy of the real norace, we're going to pretend he's not the real thing anymore? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn.. yer kiddin me, right? ? . sooo I guess not, huh? Bwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa! Hey there.. slow K! LOL! slow K!. heh heh heh! (inside medical joke included! ) sooo...do ya get it, yet?.. Slow.. K+? ! LOL! Wadda dumbass fuckin tard! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdiWEmTpwCY&feature=related
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:42
You know it's a shame ik, I went there with $300 to waste and we could have had a really good time, but you had to get all weird about it.
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:43
From: oddser5050 -------------------------- Yer a troll until you get clearance from stfu.
From: billymays
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:49
I don't need no stinkin' clearance.  And I ain't no troll, either.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:49
From: billymays says mini me is VERY, very scared of norace Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:32 Hi, Ik! Commie in troll drag here! Norace sure is annoying, I'm going to say he's the real deal because, let's face it. Please... Notice he kicks my ass. Notice he even kicks my attack troll's asses. Yes, this is the one, the only, the humanistic holy redemmer, the Noraceterminator scourge of angry dullards and destroyer of babymen trolls like me.sniff To quote Norace... Hey folks! .. watch this cool video of when I first came to the forum in June of 2007! I remember it was a warm night.. I just another naked new rotten..noob.. and ............ hmmmm well little could we know! I remember, at the time we thought ..He foolishly asked me and pouncy and gerbil to .. "help" him.. of course, then.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBc-zlj3zk&feature=fvst We've been targeted for Termination /////////////////////////////////////////// ? yep Zzzzzz
From: ik
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:01
Sorry Troll, Chuck E's got preempted by the Long's Park fire works display. Did you at least knock down a beer or two in my name while you waited? More importantly, did Kara have fun?
From: ik
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:11
Fucking awesome! http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/07/05/marion.barry.arrested/index.html How could any one not like Marion Barry ? He's like the shithead deity . Most politicians try to slink away after after one little scandal. Not my main man Marion. "What!? So I smoke crack and stalk women, nobody's perfect."
From: littlefuzzy
[H.Beam]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:22
Well it seams that fakerace/sandy are having agreat time talking to it's self. He seams to really be hitting the pipe hard today. It's a real shit storm troll-a-thon. tap tap where is my little troll it seams to be slacking.Get hot you turd eating trouser snake!!
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:26
38 years, plus thinking mine is too young at 20 (so you married later), damn there is a lot of mileage to keep being fed by her. Anyway crappy, you have the amazing mental capacity of a 12 year old. So you're young, in a way.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:29
From: crackedtrollsnumber666 [honkey prick] Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:14 Oh I forgot, NORACE! ///////////////////////////////// ? Yawn The real sad part here dude is... That's why yer such a "great" vet poster here.. peanutbutter cracker boy. huh folks? LOL@ It's yer..crackerly..."clever", trolls, trolls, trolls.. toil and trouble..etc. and further more.. I think.. ZZZzzz hmmmm shakes head spits too... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqowmHgxVJQ whatever. again.. yawn
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:33
ps.. cracker 666! I REALLY, really... .. love yer pouncy gifs! and admire them, indeed! sooo please! Keep up the good work! Sincerely,(really) and with warm regards, Norace(the real deal) really! Thanks again!
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:36
From: 666crackercrumbs [in my bed] Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:32 NORACE! grrrrrrrr! ..................................... ? Yawn Zzzzzzz
From: crackerhead [got rock?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:47
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 5-Jul-2009 21:35 Hey crackhead my e-mail is in my bio put your pipe down and send me the password. ^^^^^^ Why would I give up m y screen name? Put down your pipe cracker, Its not a real dick.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:55
From: littlefuzzywuzzy [was a mouse] Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:22 Well it seams that real fakenorace is.. squeek!(wiggles nose) heeeh heeeh .. are having a great time talking.. squeek!(another wiggle) no way, noway.. .. this is the real norace! squeeky voice!(sniffs) squeek! norace, norace.. heeeh! heeeeh! squeek!(sniffs some cheese maybe) !! ...to myself. squeek! ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ? zzzzzz
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:55
Attention, whoever's reading. It seems that when I posted that your mother has a serious weight problem, you felt that I was a bitch. Let me assure you that both things are actually true. Oh, snap. One day I shall create the dryest joke in the world, and it shall be magnificent. I'm just floating around late at night watching hottt videos of that fabulous Von Hagens ghoul dissecting people while his body donors and their families watch. I don't know how he gets people to come to something like that, but you can tell he's having a great time at their expense. And so am I. I bet he smells like sweet death all the time. You can tell it's sort of sunk into his skin. Yum.  "You guys'll never believe the shit I had to do to get that thing up." "That's what she said! Oh!"
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:59
Hey crackhead let me demonstrate how subliminal suggestion works, next time you are banging... no wait lets be realistic. Next time you are wanking off you will not be able to get this picture out of your head.  AAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
From: littlefuzzy
[H.Beam]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:00
That's a good troll (pats shit eater on head with a long stick). Is meth that good or did you get a really good rock tonight?
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:06
(I mean the fat dude in the hood is lame.)
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:07
From: littlefuzzywas a nitwit [mouse] Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:48 a.r.i. coin valens out of the sirmium mint. sqeeeks! I've followed all your posts! do you got one a real one like me? norace? squeek!~ lotsa ...mean ..squeeks! follow.. ...................................... ? cool! hmmm Norace? no. But I'd love to have one, of course! Condition? How much did you pay fer yers? do you go to.. common bronze? anyway cool fer you, huh?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clJb4zx0o1o&feature=related whatever, i guess. ..but buying and cleaning dirty... roman coins > still rock.. as a "old school" kinda..hobby, maybe fer some .. IMO!
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:12
My lord, lil fuzzy, I've only been gone for the fourth of July weekend. Well, maybe I haven't been posting. Or maybe you're seven years old. Well, anyways, here's a gigantic wound, a dissected penis and a cyclops kitten.   
From: crackerhead [got rock?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:18
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 5-Jul-2009 22:59 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You should be ashamed of yourself. Put some clothes on, you fat fuck!! LOL
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:18
I'll just set this down for a second... -Gets up and leaves subway without it.- http://www.every10mins.com/video/2563_autopsy_emergency_room_ep2_part_1.html
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:20
Awwww thanks! -Rubs and pets on lil fuzzy. Slimes up the fur.-
From: crackerhead [got rock?]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:21
littlefuzzy [H.Beam] Member Since: Friday, April 3 2009 Comments: 493 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ How long is a coons age?
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:25
Oh yeah? Well... well, you're a turd sundae with gay sprinkles. :P
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:27
Too late, look down. See, you're doing it. God.
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:28
I do gotta a 400 buck..or so valued ... Caligula, Silver Denarius! WoW! in a 300 coin hoard I bought! Yes! lucky me! huh? Sooo! after I cleaned it with some advanced internet..help? It's...now! fine condition! a nice blacksilver.. patenia too! ! well ..it's the best I got after 2 years, anyway.. fun fun fun in the sun..
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:32
Oh yeah, well once your girlfriend thought she was blowing you from behind, but she was really sucking your nose because you have an ass face. :}
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:37
Awwww nuh nite! -Mmmmmwah!-
From: norace [can it be so]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:39
? yawn Why helloooooooo, fake gothic "girl"... Frogprincess! Yawn.. WoW , another mini me creation. Tell me "froggy"? How you just love the older men rotten posters here? And, yer just a little goth, a little horny, and.. giggle.. well..just a fun girl to have around the forum! tee hee! I've got a pretty convincing "background" here too, thanks to the boys! Don't I, fellas and gayabby? sooo norace! tee hee , again! AND ..especially when Norace is here, kickin our sorry asses and we desperately need a distraction! right?! sooo tee hee again boys! maybe I'll post my... froggy tits for ya! stay tuned! giggle! KISSES! Luv ya goyle and commie and gerbil! etc, etc! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ? Yawn... Did I miss anythin? "froggy"? ZZzzzz
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:47
 Here's something. After a lengthy day-to-day blog about her pregnancy, a chick shows lots of pics of her and her man cooking the placenta, and a huge table full of people- their family, I suppose- eating it. Highlights:   
From: ik
Date: 5-Jul-2009 23:48
Frogprincess lubes her twat with goat snot fucks herself with a chair leg and likes it a lot
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