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Beware of Log
WBZ-TV | Submitted by: redrubberballs
"They were only there about 10 seconds, and they heard a loud crack and the log broke." Abrams said the couple went sliding and the 36-inch wide, 24-foot log rolled over them, severely injuring the woman's head.
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From: kuzzy
[Kuzzy]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 10:52
This was a large log. Who would have thought it would have cracked and let go at that time?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Um.. maybe someone smart enough to recognize the fact that it was a large ROTTEN log?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 10:56
Large rotton log......sounds like the hefty shit I took about 2 hours ago!
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 10:59
This reminds me of a little ditty that we used to sing when we were kids: Three ants sitting on a "log", singing:"When the log rolls over we'll all be dead". Never thought that it would actually happen.
From: kuzzy
[Kuzzy]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 10:59
Beware of Log.. HAHAHAHAHA thats probably what the cops in the previous article were thinking while they were probing that guys ass with a screwdriver.
From: slappymcbappy [Slappy McBappy]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 11:41
Hmmmm, just the kind of murder a Harvard professor would dream up. Out in the wild, no witnesses, smack her on the back of the head with a log and everything's neatly declared an "accident." BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
From: foreplay
[Mandatory]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 11:50
Let's just hope he had a nice big life insurance policy on her...and he probably saved himself a bunch of alimony and child support down the road.
From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 12:43
From the Ren & Stimpy Show... What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good." Everyone wants a log You're gonna love it, log Come on and get your log Everyone needs a log log log log *whistle* LOG FROM BLAMMO
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 12:44
 Her tombstone.
From: okshunalljeanyes [Sometimes Not]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 12:49
Damn, who ya gonna sue when the wilderness kills ya...Mother Nature, I guess ? Anybody have her address ?
From: okshunalljeanyes [Sometimes Not]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 13:36
I don't know. I tried to reach the couple, but they must have logged off.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 16:18
When a log falls on a woman does she make a noise and does anyone hear it?  If a log falls in a bog full of frogs during a fog do dogs jog to aquire grog from the soggy hogs that wallow in the willows?
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 22:20
Just how fat was this woman? Godzilla probably couldn't get a 36" wide log rolling. Harvard professor. Probably (was) a tree hugger. I wonder how fond he is of them now?
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 22:22
Log, log log, ho ho ho falling on me, no no no!! I did not see a toad So who woulda knowed That it was time for me to go!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 22-Oct-2007 22:32
Hmm. The husband and a "nurse" who just "happened" to be around? Doing cpr..The paramedics called it on scene, meaning probably the dead wife's SERIOUS head injury meant the skull was crushed and brain was spilling out.. Hmm..Where are the husband and this "nurse" now? Shacked up in a local motel? I guess we have only their word on what REALLY happened. The wife was "overseas" and was Visiting her hubby?..Was the professor perhaps really LONELY?.knowing all about Anatomy you know.. i wonder?
From: lesscalina [boobalina]
Date: 23-Oct-2007 12:05
I believe this woman is responsible: 
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 23-Oct-2007 16:45
I usedto live near the niagara escarpment. (the thing that made niagara falls) most of it is forest trails and ski resorts. one day twas a news item. a retired lady was enjoying the view and decided she had enough and stood up right at the edge and, well, got a real close but brief look at the side of the cliff all the way to the bottom if ya know what I mean. any time I took in the view which was spectacular on clear days, when I had enough, I NEVER stood up at the edge, but instead would push myself back from it laying down, pushing away until I was well clear and then stand up, and on down the trail at a leisure walking pace. its a friggin 300 400 foot drop straight down that thing. people people people, when youre out in nature, watch out for poison ivy, dont flip any rocks, wear tread on your boots, take some water and a cell phone jeezuz murphy it aint yer living room.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Oct-2007 16:49
The memories of a man in his old age Are the deeds of a man in his prime. You shuffle in gloom of the sickroom And talk to yourself as you die. Life is a short, warm moment And death is a long cold rest. You get your chance to try in the twinkling of an eye: Eighty years, with luck, or even less. You are the angel of death And I am the dead man's son. And he was buried like a mole in a fox hole. And everyone is still on the run.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 23-Oct-2007 17:17
band on the run.. hahahahahhaq
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Oct-2007 17:18
Seems Duder must have fallen back into his drug and alcohol induced stupor. Not so daily Rotten
From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 23-Oct-2007 19:22
Seeing something about how amazing she lived her life on a different piece.She was a very educated and well travelled. Even slept in a tent next to lians in Tarzania.Weird and tragic as it is when you are dead you are dead.How sad that she probably had so much respect for that tree that killed her and it has no feelings for her.
Updated: 28-Oct-2007 13:16
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