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ktvb.com | Submitted by: Dog Boy
"Sergeant Doug Metcalf of the Bonneville County Sheriff's Office says it didn't look like the cows had been shot for their meat."
Read article... Comments (31)

From: ehob [Peter]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 14:16

Let's see sheriff. They are shot full of holes and left to rot. What was your first clue that this may have been done by a bunch of drunked up losers and not hungry people?

Jeeeezz. . what kind of morons are being hired/elected as law officers today?

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 14:30

It's an anus, not a bullseye.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 14:37

Amerika , land where it sucks to be a cow

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 14:45

If the animals are all from one herd (i.e. owned by one person) there could be another motive....revenge leaps to mind.....

From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 15:41

Idaho;land of bullet-ridden bovines
or
Idaho;land where men are men, and sheep are nervous.

From: choco [UpYourAss]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 16:13

The cows had a cult.. mass suicide.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Aug-2007 17:08

Just a case of high speed lead poisoning, move on.

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 18:01

What meat cost these days, they should of been.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 18:17

my alien friends wonder if anyone checked the anuses?...could be the Greys...

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 18:18

estimated at 24k-eh? i smell bloated bovine insurance claim.

From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 18:51

"Jeeeezz. . what kind of morons are being hired/elected as law officers today?"

Based on the countless moronic quotes I've seen from cops in recent years I'd say they are scraping the bottom of the barrel to put badges on the streets.

From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 19:07

Sounds like a good cop to me. let him be. I wish all cops where that stupid. We would be a lot better off. Rat Fucking Bastards.

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 19:44

I think it was some of those fuckin' radical vegetarians.

From: dmb8877 [David Brooks]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 19:48

This reminds me of the time that my buddy Owl ( thats his real first name )
and I went Deer Hunting in the State Game Lands near his home near Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Owl is the type of guy who shoots before seeing what the fuck is moving around. Well he ended up killing three things... we can not confirm what organisms the first 2 were. But we know the final one was a cow on a dairy farm.

That same day Owl got sick from eating the wrong types of plants in the woods.

From: dmb8877 [David Brooks]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 19:53

Being a police officer isnt an elected position. Just thought I would remind people that.

From: ladyamethyst [Michelle]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 20:34

Snatchy I was thinkin that same thing. Insurance money...

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 20:43

I think it's PETA gone mad (ie - PUTA)

They killed the cows with more black spots than the others.

Moocist bastards.

From: tony007 [TonyTheTiger]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 22:22

I had heard the Hardees orginally touted its new burgers as being made with 100% black angus beef, but that because of complaints they changed it to just angus beef. Does anyone know about that?

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 23:55

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gIKizLGVtvA

"Sir, our competitors serve 'angus' burgers, could you point to the 'angus' area?"

"I'd rather not."

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Aug-2007 00:59

From: dmb8877 [David Brooks]
Date: 4-Aug-2007 19:48

This reminds me of the time that my buddy Owl ( thats his real first name )
and I went Deer Hunting in the State Game Lands near his home near Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. Owl is the type of guy who shoots before seeing what the fuck is moving around. Well he ended up killing three things... we can not confirm what organisms the first 2 were. But we know the final one was a cow on a dairy farm.

That same day Owl got sick from eating the wrong types of plants in the woods.
------------------------
Davy Crockett, he ain't.

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 5-Aug-2007 03:50

Why do you english sound like you whine while talking? are you really whining while talking? You must love to whine a lot. that's a poo load of whining!

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 5-Aug-2007 07:55

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 2-Aug-2007 14:26

I don't know where this is but still reeks of amerika

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Aug-2007 08:03

Killbill, I have refrained from comment on your insipid post up til now, but you have simply got to get back on the meds, man.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 5-Aug-2007 10:15

We need to stop feeding the trolls so much. Can't anyone just ignore bill's delusional rantings?

From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 5-Aug-2007 12:01

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 2-Aug-2007 14:26

I smell a certain frog legged, garlic munching, collaborating, surrender monkey.

From: bartyboyo [sean]
Date: 5-Aug-2007 13:49

man what a waste of meat.I could really chow on some t-bones right now!Asshats fucked up some perfectly good beef

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 5-Aug-2007 15:02

ciaochowbella Why don't you sing me a sad eye watering drama song.

And the lots of you too buckwheets

From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 5-Aug-2007 15:55

oh and there's a bit of respect to collaborators , because they usually know what they're getting themselves into. Now idiots who are being tricked or intimidated into something....no respect for them.

Updated: 9-Aug-2007 16:57
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