From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 04:54

Victoria's Stupid.

From: poontang [footlong]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 05:50

"Cochran said a search of a van Salazar was using uncovered $14,135 worth of Victoria's Secret bras, still on the store hangers, and $856 worth of sleepwear from the intimate apparel retailer at 200 Greenwich Ave. The stolen bras, Cochran added, were "in different colors and sizes, and cost between $32 and $50 each." Merchandise valued at $5,024 from Shoes-n-More at 251 Greenwich Ave., also was recovered."

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So...'twas about $50 bucks worth of overpriced crap...big fucking deal

From: thomas [A Mon]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 08:03

just raise the prices everybody must pay bra 50$ crooks

From: genitaliaofsatan [Mr. Genitalia to you, pal]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 09:03

"He also is charged with possession of a shoplifting device."

What "device" would that be? His hand? Why not make a count for each finger as long as we are making up laws.

From: goldamyass [Drucilla]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 11:00

Wow, what fun for psychology buffs. A cross-dressing, obsessive-compulsive, kleptomaniac fetishist. Not only that, his underwear is prettier than mine.

From: popo [insert witticism]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 12:01

I'm just glad it wasn't an odd number of breasts left unsupported.

From: iguanac64 [Itchy Carter]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 12:17

No shit, GenitalsofSatan...I read that and thought wtf, myself! I'm curious what qualifies for this...that fake stomach that the actor in the Jane's Addiction video for "Been Caught Stealing?" Do they just want more charges to file against shoplifters? You'd think one charge should cover it...

From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 13:59

I only have two words.................Boob Job!

From: greyfrog [-----------------]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 14:50

you all should read a little closer,

"Salazar was found with a shoplifting device used to remove security tags, Cochran said, which is a misdemeanor offense."

From: iguanac64 [Itchy Carter]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 14:54

It's still odd that it's a separate charge.

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 17:50

anyone whos been to this area of greeenwich would know that most peoples noses are too far up in the air to notice a mexican stealing bras.

From: dragon [DrunkenTigerStonedDragon]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 19:00

He will be forever known as the braw man Salazar. The prison folk will love this new fish.

From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 19:29

The cops were Chris and Christy? Oh, ick.

From: shadowman [thefinaljourny]
Date: 25-Oct-2005 22:28

were they bras made from straps of human flesh and hollowed out titties?

From: jetboi [jetto boi]
Date: 26-Oct-2005 18:45

It's better than jackin' people's underpants from their dorm laundry room... right?... Right, Sung Koo Kim or whatever the hell your name was? Maybe this guy's the Howard Hughes of bra fetishists: it has to be clean and pristine.