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No More Leprechauns
RTE Ireland | Submitted by: Vomit
"[Ireland] has decided to ban the sale and possession of magic mushrooms. Up until this afternoon it had been legal to sell the psycho-active mushrooms as long as they had not been dried or processed. The ban is to be effective immediately and it is understood that some of the 50 shops across Ireland which had been selling the mushrooms have now begun removing them from their shelves."
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From: 1angrybitch [just ask me]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:16
oh crap, cancel my trip to ireland..i will have to trip here
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:38
Damn charms just ain't so lucky anymore.
From: sandigital [The Patron Saint of Funk]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:44
First the UK bans shrooms, now Ireland. Thanks for the regression in social policy, ya dumb micks. Feel free to drink until your liver is green, but jail time awaits for those who use condoms or want to take a short "trip".
From: necrophiliac [coldone]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:56
the only thing I got from shrooms, was sore sides from laughing all night.
From: mrmonkeybutz [thomasc]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:15
I didn't know they were legal anywhere. Airfare to the Emerald Isle woulda been cheaper than the 120 per 1/8oz round here. Another investment opprotunity missed.
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:37
Oh, the ignorance. The Republic of Ireland does not have terrorism, laws against condoms, or even Lucky Charms. On the other hand, it is true that the Irish drink until their livers turn green.
From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:43
From: rottenaugratin [Rotten au Gratin] Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:23 Yes, because ireland is in desperate need of a drug underworld to go with the terrorism and stuff. --------------------------------------------------------------------- I can see it now: the DEA vs. the Irish Mafia... Does anybody have a pic of a lebrechaun lineup?
From: zonker [Odin's Revenge]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 20:02
"cheaper than the 120 per 1/8oz round here" WHAAAAT are you paying for the love of god and all that is holy?! US $120?!! I'm seriously going to shit myself. I've never ever bought shrooms for even close to half of that. That being said, I never cared much for shrooms, I'll just do them if there's no acid. They always feel a little too.. hard, or something.
From: jugador [Betcha]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 20:50
Shit,I buy all my Irish whiskey from there. If I had known I would have ordered some Shrooms too!! Bummer!! ABOLISH WAR!!
From: stripmall [generic]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 00:08
a good fungus should not be hard to find -- but if it is dont look too hard for it -- police are listening one way or another
From: hillary [Hillary Timmons]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 02:07
I'm with the others. BA$TARDS I've been drinking tea for years now and there's nothing wrong with me that can't be cured by a competent brain surgeon.
From: creepyguy [in the shadows]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 03:32
I was just in Amsterdam this past weekend on a little...Lets just say I went on a trip on a trip.There legal as hell there.You go to a place called a 'smart shop' and they will ask you what type of trip your looking for and go over all the characteristics of each species with you much like a doctor would consult you on proper use of medication.Waaay cool place to go.My favorite city in Europe and thats NOT the drugs talkin' man! 
From: antinomianist
[AERDNA]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 04:19
Worst thing that happened to us on shrooms was: one of my friends was sitting on a couch, he said he wasn't feeling so well and stood up. He face planted right into the coffee table, and started bleeding from his head. Problem was we were all so high we were laughing at him for I don't know how long, until we realized passed out a bleeding from the head might not be that funny to him. We took him to the hospital eventually and he had a major concussion and was actually in a coma for a bit...ooops!
From: eusebeus [Hugh Jass]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 05:32
Hell down here in Texas after a good rain in the springtime, the shrooms come growing up out of cowshit all over the farm.
From: nekoturk [Amy]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 06:08
I guess they will have to kick all the cows out of Ireland too.
From: zonker [Odin's Revenge]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 06:47
"Hell down here in Texas after a good rain in the springtime, the shrooms come growing up out of cowshit all over the farm. " In NY, in the 90's, I had a friend who fed a cow of his spores, and every shitcake was a little mushroom patch.. This scheme worked well for awhile, and then, one day, never worked again. Maybe there was some bacteria or fungus that competed with it in the digestive system, or something. I remember him watering the pasture it was in with the sprayers he used for the corn if it was too dry. So: try feeding 'em some (perfectly legal) spores! I can't guarantee results, but.. Worth a try! Be that as it may, I found psylocybe cubensis growing all over Yorkshire. Never got hassled for picking a shroom, neither.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Feb-2006 06:58
Looks like they will have alot of folks doing some home grown then. Banning them will only drive them underground. Wonder if they'll call em moonshroomers?
From: tsentsen [tsentsen]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 07:05
Or 'shroom~shiners........ They look like little penis's in that picture.  There! that's better.
From: melvin69
[John Bong]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 09:07
It's just a way to control the minds of the populace. They make your life hell and deny you your escape. Besides it always fucks up their mind control machines.
From: eusebeus [Hugh Jass]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 09:26
Fungicides are in a lot of different feeds given to cattle especially dairy cows. The mushrooms don't grow as well as they use too.
From: canadagirl78
[God, make me chaste. But not yet.]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 09:35
From: mrmonkeybutz [thomasc] Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:15 I didn't know they were legal anywhere. Airfare to the Emerald Isle woulda been cheaper than the 120 per 1/8oz round here. Another investment opprotunity missed. ___________________________________________________________________________ Sweet tap dancing Jesus- I've got a bridge in Manhattan for sale, if you're interested.
From: robcypher1 [robcypher1]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 12:26
now the irish are going to have to drink codeine for fun damn it
From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 13:20
They're magically delicious! Come out to my part of Texas. My neighbor has about 250 head of brangus that poop. Just not a lot of rain this year. Thanks for the pump sprayer idea!
From: jetboi
[jetto boi]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 14:20
From: mrmonkeybutz [thomasc]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:15
I didn't know they were legal anywhere. Airfare to the Emerald Isle woulda been cheaper than the 120 per 1/8oz round here. Another investment opprotunity missed. Jesus fuck, dude, either you live in BFE or you're a custy! I'd love to have more people like you around. I've never paid more than $15 an eighth, in season or not. (Are you maybe from England and talking about 120p, or something? That'd be a great price, tho it'd be weird to measure in ounces in that case.) My worst mushroom trip ever was when I ate the last eighth from somebody's pound bag -- all spores -- and then he turned on Bob Marley music! I respect him but I definitely do not want to listen to his music. I didn't want to offend my friend who turned it on, so instead of asking him to turn it off, I cried for four hours. I said it was my worst trip ever -- I'm not usually that stupid!
From: jam [jamie]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 14:29
Heres the real story in full: Some dude eats about 20 grams of shrooms last Halloween and jumps off a block of flats and dies. Irish minister for health Mary "Fat Bitch" Harney meets with relatives of victims family who were campaining to criminilise shrooms and agrees to make them illegal. All the farmer fuckwits in the Irish parliment didnt have a fucking clue about mushrooms, the opposition parties health spokesman even said they were addictive and caused reacurring psychotic episodes!. Addictive? Psychotic episodes? Evidence?!? Anyway the guy wasnt tripping, he'd drunk 4 bottles of wine before he stepped up for the high jump along with the mushrooms. The greiving family just needed a scapegoat to lay the blame and ease their suffering, and the fat bitch listened to them. So fuck Mary Harney and fuck the victims family who spoiled it for everyone else. A picture of Fat Bitch Mary is attached to the article, print it out and add it to your dartboard. -Pissed off Paddy
From: poleary
[POL!]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 16:02
Damn, i should have registered as a foreign birth earlier. My grandfather was born in Ireland and that gives me the opportunity to become an Irish citizen. But now, why bother?
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 4-Feb-2006 03:35
They're magically delicious!
Updated: 6-Feb-2006 23:46
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