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Batman and Superman Cuffed By NYPD
New York Post | Submitted by: anonymous
"The Man of Steel didn't go down with just two officers, it took seven officers! He was putting up a good fight. Little kids were like, Mommy, it's Superman! As this was happening, someone is like, It's Batman! I turn around and there's Batman in handcuffs"... Superman was arrested and charged with assault and resisting arrested, police said, accusing him of punching a female officer in the face while she was trying to subdue him."
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From: vinyardfan
[white pride]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 11:07
mark nelson if you post one more fucking message i swear to fucking god i am going to track down all your kids and slaughter them one by one then im going to find your new grandbaby and fuck it to death then put it in a blender and make you drink it with a side of greasy diarrhea and cum! Yawn! Poop! Babyslaughter! zZZzzZz 
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 11:26
BOOM, BITCHES, BOOM!  You're all fucked. Enjoy the rest of your miserable lives, working off the $60 TRILLION debt your bandit and rapist of an ex-president worked up to enrich himself and a handful of his cronies.  And what do you assholes do to fix the problem? You have more kids...more sacrificial lambs for Corporate America; more front-line cannon fodder and willing drudges to fill the ranks of the wage slaves now frittering their lives on the installment plan!  OH WELL DONE!!
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 11:31
Norace, I hope you break your neck on Xmas morning, with your autistic children looking on and eating sugar cookies. You fuck. You illiterate no-talent piece of shit. DIE!
From: vinyardfan
[white pride]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 11:42
Norace, do you REALLY want your new baby granddaughter to get raped THAT bad? or do you just want me to show her what a REAL man is? Yawn! Skeet! Babyfuck! Babysuck! Babyslaughter! zZzZZZzzZ Poop!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 11:52
From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales] Date: 11-Jul-2009 11:41 Duder! Bring the banhammer, there's some de-trolling that needs doing desperately. ... If Sandy is calling for the hammer ... you MAY have a troll problem. Sandy, if duder bans the trolls, you will be the fucking first to go!
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 11:55
Norace, may your death be useless and your passing unlamented. May every word you've ever uttered fall on barren ground, and may the world be improved by your leaving it. I hope disease visits your life, and consumes your every waking moment with knowledge of your own mortality. I wish you pain, neglect, and hardship. May your friendships be insincere and exploitative, and may nothing you ever attempt bear any trace of success, be it hanging a picture on a wall, or planting a tree. May the world forget you've ever been born. I hate you and I would like to extinguish the light from your eyes.
From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 12:06
I think I know whats gonna be on ya gravestone norace...... OH THANK FUCK!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 12:08
looks like our troll has come up with an extra-long blank .gif. if that doesn't bring the banhammer, then Duder doesn't exist.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 12:17
 Prepare to die, Mark Nelson. I have sacrificed two crippled lambs to Hecate - the Greek goddess of the crossroads - and the auspices were good. You will leave the world within the week, or the year - as Jupiter wishes. He is a fickle god. I know this for sure though: It will happen in broad daylight, and nobody will stop to assist you, for they will not be able to see you, or hear your groans for help. As death releases you from the Roman farce you call YOUR LIFE, a mantle of shadow and anonymity will surround you. My invocation will come true. And you shall be no more.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 12:22
"The Man of Steel didn't go down with just two officers, it took seven officers!" witness Ryan McCormick said. "He was putting up a good fight. Little kids were like, 'Mommy, it's Superman!' " Stupid asshole making Superman look bad! ... They may have got the bat but they didn't get the cat 
From: vinyardfan
[white pride]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 12:24
hey norace! how's it going to feel when i cut your baby's head off? this wi-fi at the hospital really lets me get close to your daughter. and her new baby. i'll take her husband out first, and the take care of the two of them. i might even shoot your wife in the face on my way out the door! (sniff sniff) Yawn Faggot Poop! heh heh! zzzZZZzzzZ
From: anonomous [/b/notdead]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 12:26
Wanna share the code for the DNS Norass?
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 12:35
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 11-Jul-2009 12:25 I haven't used RZR in a long time. Does anyone have the Javascript for it? Enough is enough. ^^^ Email me and I'll forward it to you. dinktoucher001@yahoo.ca
From: bobthedrunk
[Bob the Drunk]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 12:50
I know I shouldn't ask, but this has been bugging me. And today's thread is getting really fucking annoying. Norace, the video clips are entertaining, I watch them frequently. I noticed at 11 seconds into the terminator clip, the police helicopter id contains nearly your entire screen name. Without looking, I think they were NORC with some numbers mixed in. Did you notice this yourself? Or is it possible you chose this clip as the best, because that ID registered subconsciously? Either way an interesting study. Lets keep the attacks fun and funny folks - please... Annoying is not fun, it just makes everyone's day suck. Your intelligence would be far more appreciated if you toned it down a bit, and ramped up the creative side of you humor/talent. Thank you.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 12:51
 "And the hounds of hell did fall upon him with the violence of a thousand suns, and they did rend him limb from limb, and gorge on his flesh. ...and all that remained of him was bones and dust. And a thousand little smiles on the faces of the children." 
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:05
And needles were slowly inserted into his eyeballs, and his ankles broken in half against hobbling posts, and chunks of flesh sliced off his bones, to reveal their obscene whiteness to the light of the day. His screams, it is told, would have made Gilgamesh himself go white in the face. But the Sentinels of Despair did not quibble in mercy or forgiveness, and their was no talk of forbearance that gloomy night in September... He was kept alive, so they could delight in his pain the longer.
From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:13
Let me get this straight! There is a troll trolling the Rotten worlds trollingest troll! I can see why this bit has been specially reserved for the mentally ill contingent! Their bouncing off the walls in bedlam tonight..
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:28
Vast tracts of naught but whitespace? This is what's happened to the FFA? Been trudgin' across the tundra mile after mile & don't you eat that yellow snow % % % % % % % % Patsy likes Carnival cruises & late-night schmoozes & rooms with a view & dinner for two Phoe likes cuddling & snuggling & marathon massages & SUV's & flat-screen TV's & two-car garages
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:35
Holy Molly new Norace! Since you stayed off the racists tip I didn't really have a problem with you after you "returned". But now because of you spamming the thread it takes almost two minutes to load 100 "coments". Please go back to the cival poster you started as and don't return to your old antics And no I'm not a attack troll, just a rotten fan.
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:46
Norace I'm not ABC or any of the other vetrans here. I guess I'm a noob but that don't change the fact that YOU, the vetran, are spamming this thread. Please be reasonible and stop this non sense.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:51
So superman goes to jail and batman gets laid by lady liberty, cool. Hello everyone, WTF? A troll explosion? Gerbil, if you need r0tt, email is in the bio
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:57
norass was funny there for awhile. Had the delusional OCD effluvia thing down perfectly. Where the subconscious runs the whole show & splatters the page with the disordered thoughts of someone in need of head meds. But then the superfluous reposting & endless whitespace ruined it.
From: vinyardfan
[white pride]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:58
your new granddaughter's bloody and shitty pussy juices are going to feel soooooo good on my cock. tell me norace (as you are the authority on these kinds of things im sure) how long does it take to fuck a newborn infant to death? have "yerself" a beer while i "kick her ass" up and down the street. how does that sound? zZzZZzzzZ Babysex! Orgasm! Dismemberment! Babykicking! Deadbaby! Ned Flanders! Faggot! Pedo-grandfather! Batman! Yawn! Poot! Poop! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!  awww! she's sleeping! heh heh heh!
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:58
Hey Andro. heh heh heh Let's get asses one by one.. Ok? Why the hell not? Right? OK.. So far we retard That's TWO. Here's the queer of yer choice. ENJOY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdX_OBUeHb4 heh heh heh poot pooty pooble poot
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:59
From: bizzaro [truth is lie!] Date: 11-Jul-2009 13:46 Norace I'm not ABC or any of the other vetrans here. I guess I'm a noob but that don't change the fact that YOU, the vetran, are spamming this thread. Please be reasonible and stop this non sense. ~~~ Don't bother, man. It can't be reasoned with. It thinks having thousands of posts of copypasta/spam makes it some kind of hero.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:14
WOW....how do you do some shit like that?
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:19
>>>That's 4 now Andro...Another video while we laugh?<<< Andro's not even here, man. Get a grip. Are you just going to keep doing this until there's no one left on this site but you? What's the point? Honestly, I don't understand your obsession. Most people come here to read news, make comments and have discourse, and talk with friends/enemies. You just come here and spam the shit out of everything, talk to people that aren't here, and call every other poster on this site an "enemy attack troll". I'm not attacking you, I'm trying to understand. What's the motivation behind all the bullshit?
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:20
Norace is everybody thats not you , sandy or Andro a attack troll now? Why dont you just list youre Norrasers again, so we know who is NOT a troll in youre opinnion.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:22
The question was rhetorical asshole. Get rid.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:27
Hey Dinkers, how's the tundra? For the rest, staff@rotten.com,, send copies of entire spam threads to him, he hates that.
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:33
See it? It's right ,,,,up THERE ______ *snort*
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:38
I don't see IT commie, r0tt does wonders, but it's pretty weird when my post count goes from 1 to 31 with nothing between them. Fucking mental cases should be locked in a rubber room and not allowed anything more technically advanced than a crayon, their choice of colors.
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:39
If you are running firefox or the like, you can disable images from certain places, mainly the DR servers or the specific folder in which that extralong.gif is hosted. Right click on the image and use adblock...if you don't have adblock, get it. If you aren't using FF and are stuck with IE, just disable images in your browser. So you still have to read poot yawn zzzzzZz heh heh heh but you don't have to scroll. Just a helpful hint from commie while he watches rotten burn. (no, I'm not the one spamming and being a fuckwit)
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:42
From: norace [can it be so] Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:33 WTF? Dink is a fluffy canadian wench and is most certainly not a skinny white boy from Southern California. You've earned your nickname, fucknut.
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:42
Crayons can be sharpened with teeth and jammed in someone's eye, goyle.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:14
I sometimes scan through the FFA when a new one opens without using r0tt. This time it brought me a smile. A few days ago, Gerbil claimed I had said something patently stupid when I averred that: ---------------------------------- “... 'beliefs' are of no importance. We do not need to 'believe' in gravity, in water, fire, or rain. 'Beliefs' are merely a crutch that those who don't like facts use as a form of self-fapping”. ------------------------------------- Now for a look at the dictionary that says: BELIEF: A belief or conclusion held with confidence but not substantiated by positive knowledge or proof: Synonyms: opinion, view, sentiment, feeling, belief, conviction, persuasion. ------------------------------------------ Today the same Gerbil told DD (minus the ad hominem junk): ------------------------------------------- “Look, DD, you simply do not understand the difference between opinion and fact. Your opinion does not equal fact, asshole, any more than mine does. The world of literature can be fairly judged; there are poets from America that are world-renowned as "great poets". You would simply do well to admit your error and stick to your opinion instead of trying to pass it off as fact. --------------------------------------- How's that about self-contradiction when convenient, and barefaced dishonesty? That's one of the main reasons why the Gerbil got hell from me.,
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:23
"I have a right to post here without this kind of pathetic intereference , like you do." Fucknut, you may not be the norass troll, but you are most definitely a shining example (if a maggot infested turd can shine) of 'pathetic intereference(sic)'
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:27
Cracko, the rent-a-cops on segways might be a bit too much to handle 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:31
Cracker, I should have mentioned that the air gets a bit scarce up there. Moving slow is advised.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:35
I'll bet some of these trolls are posters from Fark or SA who are trying to scare away readers from Rotten so we'll have to go to other sites. Freedom of speech is less fun when there's nobody to listen to you.
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:37
"the air gets a bit scarce up there." Must be where fucknut was conceived. A lack of oxygen does wonders for the intellect.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:42
LOL Commie, did you ever get way up into the mountains? Breathing seems like an olympic event at 12000 feet
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:49
Wimmins gots ovaries & fallopious uteries & vulvarious trumperies Whilst mens gots two miles o' tubules in their testicules
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:54
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:14 I sometimes scan through the FFA when a new one opens without using r0tt. This time it brought me a smile. ::::::::::::::::: Translation: I don't have anybody blue boxed or "put in the trash can". I just say that to insult certain people. Plus, how could I respond to selected perceived slights to me if I had them "locked in the trash"? Regardless, I'm not going to retract my statement that gerbil has cheated on his wife, or respond directly to his repeated attempts to get me to do so. Afterall, if I did admit I was wrong, I would either have to admit I incorrectly used the word "cuckold", thus blowing my whole reputation as a master wordsmith, or admit that I have no evidence of gerbils infidelity. In either case, I would lose face, and, well, we can't have that, can we? Sometimes I also say "I see by the conversation that "so and so" (whom I previously claimed to have "sent to the trash") is here. Again, this is me pretending not to have read the offending post directly.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 16:15
Goyle - I sent you an email asking if you can send me the latest script for RZR or RoTT or whatever you're using these days. Fuck fucknut and norass. Fuck 'em up the ass.
From: anonomous [/b/notdead]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 16:18
Why don't you guys move the forum to the first thread and let the trolls and their ilk have this one?
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 16:36
Though I don't partake in FFA as much I'd also like whatever it is you people use to block posters, link anyone? Hi GD if ya read this Gerbil -- I'd just like to say you are a piece of hypocritical shit. You think I'm some slut who'll fuck anyone with a wedding ring yet you've cheated on your wife and always talk about girls you'd fuck if you had the chance like at work etc.. You are also sick. I don't think you have kinky fetishes but suffer from real paraphilias. You seem to lust for children and have some type of shit/piss lust as well. Fuck you asshole.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 16:41
Cats, no links to it anymore, you have to get it from someone who has it saved. Email me, I'll send it with instructions to install. Works only with FireFox, not IE, OK? Confidentiality is guaranteed
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 16:47
You're wrong about gargoyle, sandy. I have RoTT and it works like a charm, and the only posters I have blocked are fucknut and norass. Hell, that's half the posts on this thread! Goyle has never released my email or personal info on this site. Far as I know, he hasn't done that to anyone else either. He gets tons of emails from all sorts of posters.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 16:57
Out for dinner, burgers, beans an tater tots. I'll check emails later. BTW, I have approx. 50 Rotteneer emails, never posted a single one here. Just thought I'd mention that. Not to mention pics of quite a few that they haven't posted here themselves
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 16:57
What I can't believe is someone would get enjoyment out of sitting at their computer 24/7 trolling rotten. I can just imagine how bad they smell as they never get up to even shower. Seriously, just kill yourselves, you'd be better off as this is no way to live. In other news: Ohhhhhhh I am SO tempted to be a bad kitty right now! I have to keep reminding myself to stay out of trouble!
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 16:58
A mile off troll shit to scroll past. How clever, how witty, how interesting!
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 17:02
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 11-Jul-2009 16:57 What I can't believe is someone would get enjoyment out of sitting at their computer 24/7 trolling rotten. ____________________ I assume s/he has been out of work for some time and using rotten as an outlet for misplaced anger. When masturbation's lost it's fun, your fucking lazy... In other news, does Aulderon still post here?
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 17:05
I am SO tempted to be a bad kitty right now _________________ Do it! Note: Whenever people have turned to me to be their moral compass, it's never worked out.
From: bobthedrunk
[Bob the Drunk]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 17:15
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 11-Jul-2009 16:57 What I can't believe is someone would get enjoyment out of sitting at their computer 24/7 trolling rotten. I can just imagine how bad they smell as they never get up to even shower. Seriously, just kill yourselves, you'd be better off as this is no way to live. In other news: Ohhhhhhh I am SO tempted to be a bad kitty right now! I have to keep reminding myself to stay out of trouble! ***** I for one - am mid 40's and don't look it, single, built pretty good, fairly good job, no smell at all. A real diamond in the ruff. I sit here a lot cause this shit is funny. Lot of competition out there in some area's. Guys outnumber girls 2-1. Sucks, really bad. There are other reasons for people being here than being stinky losers. Maybe this is no way to live, but until I run into something(one) better to do, I will just keep posting here and getting a few laughs. You can be a real fuckin idiot sometimes... Just an observation. PS: I eat real good pussy, and I'm fuckin horny as hell - its been a while. If your not a fat stinky pig (and a real female not a dude), maybe we can get together and bump nasties some day. Anyone on this forum been there? Any good??
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 17:16
This is stupid and boring. I'm going to get high, pop a few beers and convince my ridiculously hot wife to give me a BJ'r. Have a great weekend all. 6942
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 17:28
What the hell is your problem bob? Most of us come here because it's funny but it's the trolls that ruin it. Do you like having scrollers callous? I was addressing the trolls, so why would you get offended? Are you one of them? Thank you for the kind offer of pussy eating though... BLAH!
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 17:35
My kid wants newts. I don't want to be stuck taking care of an aquarium again, I really liked having fish, but it's such a pain in the ass. But dude got some of our old stuff out of the basement and built his newts a nice little place. Fuck it, I miss hearing the bubbles.....
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 17:45
No worries Bob. I'm not the most crystal clear poster here & you're not the first person to misinterpret my posts. I will take you up on that offer if you're married however  Where is my rotten crew? It feels weird posting with posters I am not familiar with! Anyone gonna watch UFC tonight? I will be heading off for that.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 17:51
Before any assholes start the marriage thing is joke making fun of how stupid some of the people are here. Catwoman over and out!
From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 17:52
Norace man, we aint trying to 'bully' You & Your festering offspring & groupies. We have but one fervent wish.. Meant deeply, sincerely and oh so hopefully! FUCK OFF AND DIE!
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 17:53
I was never into it enough to go saltwater, balancing the ph in a freshwater tank is as far as I'm in. Little man has no idea how much tedium it takes to maintain an aquarium. He's a good kid though, way responsible with/for his dog and the cats. But I'm thinking back to the anoles, and the hermit crabs and thinking "mother fucker,I better not get stuck with this". Nothing personal against lizards or hermit crabs, but I often thought "hmmm if some one forgot to put the lid back on this terrarium...the cats would have the time of their lives and I wouldn't have to stop on my way home to get crickets any more.."
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 18:12
It seems like this site was busier before Norace and the trolls were allowed to trash every thread for two years. Eh, maybe that's just my imagination.
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 18:19
From: loveto [Jill Awf] Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:35 I'll bet some of these trolls are posters from Fark or SA who are trying to scare away readers from Rotten so we'll have to go to other sites. Freedom of speech is less fun when there's nobody to listen to you. ############## And I'd have gotten away with with it too... 
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 18:44
Neat story. Another reason to buy American? http://consumerist.com/5308464/video-toyota-employees-taped-stealing-from-watchi ng-porn-in-customers-truck The first two times Jason brought his truck in to his local Toyota dealership for service, he noticed that someone had taken quarters from his change compartment. He complained both times, but was ignored. So the third time he brought his truck in, he placed a video camera on the passenger side. The dealership didn't ignore him this time. Jason was originally only concerned about the missing quarters, but his camera also captured Hampton Toyota employees sifting through his medication, using racial slurs, (gasp!) and watching porn (why is the steering wheel sticky?) in Jason's truck. Jason emailed us a copy of the letter he sent the owner of Hampton Toyota.
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 18:44
You're back to your old games, fucknut. You repeat yourself, like an autistic child. And to everyone who mocked me for requesting user moderation, do you see?   <-- wheelchair fun! Do you see?
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 18:46
Heya RKC. Yeah, hope fully duder doesn't wait two years to ban these douches. It was looking like a good FFA, but troll rights and all.
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 18:46
"Norace, stop spamming the thread or you'll get banned as well as the troll." Sandy. Buddy. Pal. Friendo. STFUPLZ. Let him 'express himself' and 'fight back against the bullies'. Or are you an 'attack troll' as well?
From: copwoman [CatKiller]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 18:49
Can I join in the trollage I have an iMac?
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 19:01
Hey ik. I think duder will respond, he cleaned it up a few months back after it really went down the shitter. Then again, wtf. Seems like most are waiting on the sidelines until then. I did the fish thing, including saltwater. No fish in this home anymore except canned tuna and occasional fresh salmon. Heading to the DBacks game tomorrow with my son. If you see somebody holding a sign 'Dailyrotten.com', it's not me.
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 19:28
LOL There's not enough dirt in the world to bury the stench of a fucknut posting spree.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 19:52
The EPA has ruled against burying fucknut. It is now classified as a super-toxic site. Funding is pending legislation.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 19:56
As a child I crawled inside, on top of and around this train. If you were small enough you could wriggle underneath and get up into the firebox. Look what the fuck they've done to it.    In the early 1990s I saw the drawings for the reworking of this park and decided that I didn't want go back any more. For some reason(boredom?) I googled up these pics. There was an old fighter plane and an army tank also they're gone, as is every big swing or tall sliding board. ..it's left me with a mild nausea and sunken heart.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:04
One man gathers what another Man spills!
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:08
I feel your pain BF. My state just approved funding to build an expansive nature trail through the woods I spent a big chunk of my childhood in. Where in the fuck is the fun of going to the woods if every one else is there?! When I was a little kid that was my kingdom. If they pave I might blow some thing up.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:12
as is every big swing or tall sliding board. ++++ No kidding BF, and good luck ever finding a working merry go round. I remember getting those things spinning as fast as we could and taking turns leaping off. 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:15
It's all sanitized and safetyized. Kids can't get hurt or even dirty these days. Bunch of panty waist little cry baby wimps. Afraid of bugs and snails. Where the hell did we go wrong? How the fuck did it happen?
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:15
..it's left me with a mild nausea and sunken heart. # # # That's Carolina for ya! Fucked up? Nah, not enough they have to INVENT a more fucked up plan. LOL. Your state sucks. But, to be fair I bet you that park had a whole lot of problems with train vandals etc. I worked for a guy that was a complete f@ggot. Let's call him Joe the F@gg0t. Joe the F@gg0 was and as far as I know still is OBSESSED with trains. Nothing stood in his way of rebuilding old boiler trains. Fucking nuts. Bet others like him would have no problem ripping off parts of a museum piece or buying parts from a shifty person to complete their own project, and feeling good about it.
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:24
It's not the kids fault Goyle, it's adults. A lot of it is from concerned adults that don't even have kids , and apparently never were one. When you were a little kid did you ever go a week without any of your elbows or knees being scabby? Now that would be grounds for an inquest.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:25
Couldn't tell ya Goyle. A while back I'm at a playground with my kids. My youngest comes up to me all upset and starts to tattle about something. I cut her off with "are you tattling" .. shifty guilty look ... "is someone bloody and needing to go to the hospital?" ... pissed off guilty look... and she runs back to play. By the time she gets back to the swings she is all smiles. But, around me there is dead silence as the other moms glare at me like I'm so kind of monster. Thankfully I always bring a book to read so I can better ignore my children and the other harpy mothers.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:30
Hey C-girl. (beams & waves) From: gargoyle1 Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:15 It's all sanitized and safetyized. Kids can't get hurt or even dirty these days. Bunch of panty waist little cry baby wimps. Afraid of bugs and snails. Where the hell did we go wrong? How the fuck did it happen? # # # Not to mention the fact they are all just so fucking awesome that they could shit gold ingots if they thought hard enough. The liberals have ruined this country. We build nearly nothing. Our economy is nearly completly service based. 30% of the population is morbidly obese. 40% of the remaining 70% is unhealthily overweight. The mindset of this country is well, so and so doesn't have to so therefore I don't have to. Being a thug is not only accepted now but, encouraged. The safety of one over rides the rights of all others. Prepare for the invasion. Armies that go to war and then plan to win, will lose. Armies that have won first and then go to war will be successful. -- paraphrased from Sun Zu Not to mention we have the weakest foreign policy president in the WH since JCarter. Not that JCarter was a bad man. Unfortunately, JCarter was too good of a person to be in a position of president. Overqualified. Our present president, however, has no morals and is still and foreign policy idiot. And on top of that he's got a ugly bitch of a wife. RANT MOUDDER FUCKER!! HEh heh. yeah. GODDAMN Let's have a war.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:32
A lot of it is from concerned adults that don't even have kids , and apparently never were one. ++++ Exactly Ik. My ex freaks the fuck out over every little bump the kids get. Each and every bump, scrape, spilling of a drink any accident of any kind is treated as a major life changing disaster. Thank god he lives out of state, when my kids come back from their visits with him they are afraid to do anything for themselves.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:35
Ik, I once walked into the bar where my mom was with the end of my big toe missing and blood coming out everywhere because I was riding my bicycle barefoot and dragged my toe on the pavement. She took me home and fixed me up. We used to have rock fights. One late sept day we discovered horsechestnuts got all hard and spiny when ripe, guess what we did with those? OUCH! Black walnut goo makes a stain that won't come out either. Cranky, I love you,, Now that's how a mother should be!
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:37
Not to mention the fact they are all just so fucking awesome that they could shit gold ingots if they thought hard enough. +++ Not that the wee wonders should ever have to trouble themselves with shitting gold. Oh no, they are entitled to everyfuckingthing they want. They should just be given gold and we should be grateful for their presence on our planet.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:41
We used to have rock fights. +++ Haha we had those. We lived off a dirt road in Georgia, nice hard red clay. Painful and staining, perfect combo to a kid.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:46
Yup, blood and whatever else would stain, perfect. I lived in a village ( towns are bigger, LOL ) of about 350 in Iowa, the only paved road was main street. The house next door was a farm. We were dirty, injured and healthy as hell. Happy too. Never worried about the shit they do these days. Didn't get what I wanted most times and if I whined I got smacked. I don't think I wore shoes all summer, unless we were going into the city or church. I still hate shoes, LOL. Even my kids got to grow up much like I did. Getting banged up and bruised, catching crawdads in the creek and stuff. No golden spoons for them. I hope they are raising my grandkids in the same manner. If they don't, I'll kick some ass.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:47
From: crankygirl [cranky] Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:34 Hey Qwerty darlin, long time no type. (wishes you wouldn't beam and smile it makes you look tarded) # # # unfortunately that is the only way you can get things done in this country now days.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:53
Infections are for pussies commie. We used mercurichrome. Stung like hell, prolly bad for us ( mercury in it ) but hey, the pink stain was a badge to be worn proudly on that gaping wound you know.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:54
Yea Goyle thats pretty much the way we were raised and the way mine are being raised. They may not be clean and bruise free 24/7 but they are tough, capable, kick ass little things. Ok I'll shut up about now, they are visiting their dads this month and I am missing them like crazy right now. Qwerty, thats true, but just for me could you keep the drooling to a minimum. Its just not a look you pull off nicely.
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:55
My issue is with "precocious" kids.. "Isn't he cute?" No bitch, as a matter of fact he isn't. My kids and I are good friends, I like hanging with kids that I like, but your brat doesn't get to call me by my first name and treat me like an equal. My kids don't even treat me like an equal,I'm their dad. Douchebags treating their kids like equals is creating a whole bunch of people that will never understand their place in the world.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:59
Hey IK I have a question for you. At what age would you smoke weed with your kids? My brother is one of those lets be equals retards. He thinks he's being the cool dad. I can't make him remember how much we all laughed at the cool parents when were teenagers. Now his daughters a damn high school drop out, jobless pothead. Way to go cool dad.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:59
We never called anyones parents by their first name, it was Mrs. this or Mr. that.. and Mom or Dad, Hell, if you screwed up they'd smack ya too, not just your parents. Ik, the precious ones make me want to barf. Damn lady, that kids uglier than you are.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:02
Cranky, sounds like you need to smack your brothers head together with the useless sprogs head and tell them they're both losers and to grow the hell up
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:04
From: qwerty5 [.] Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:30 ... GODDAMN Let's have a war. ~~~ RugBurns ~ War May your dad rest well down in hell tonight I never liked him much, but he gave me a bite of his hot dog When we went golfing In san clemente With richard nixon Well I'm bored with iran and I'm bored with iraq Egypt and israel and yassir arafat The falklands was cool but it was too damn short I want a real war cause I built a bitchin fort May your sister rest well in her bed tonight I never liked her much, but she made me feel good last christmas In your mom's station wagon Behind 7-11 She was just fourteen Well I'm bored with the contras and colonel quadhafi The ayatollah's dead, but he made really great coffee With my rifle in my arms I feel really swell I wanna join the army and kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill May your uncle rest well in his cell tonight I never liked him much but he took me down to tijuana We drank tequila And watched your mom dance At the bambi club But I was bored So I prayed to the lord Ha, give me a war cause I'm so bored And I want more In a real fucking war _____ Hiya IK
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:05
Hmmm maybe its a southern thing. Almost all kids here call adults Mr. or Mrs. If they are really friendly with them then it's followed by the first name, otherwise its always addressing them by the last name. I've tried Goyle, believe me I've tried. I don't know what I'm talking about mine are still too young blah blah blah. I don't even like being around the two of them anymore unless the whole family is together to distract from their fucked upedness.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:08
Qwerty, thats true, but just for me could you keep the drooling to a minimum. Its just not a look you pull off nicely. # # # If I don't drool, I have to wear my pants lower. One or the other babe.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:10
Maybe you should just tell them you're disappointed and walk off. Let them stew in it for a while. Might not work, but then again, it might. Evening Dinkers
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:12
I don't toke (no moral or ethical shit against it,I just don't like it the way I don't like salmon), but if I did my kids could burn one with me in their place, that they pay for. Yeah, the cool parents... I remember them.. Getting high with us when we were teenagers, and every one thought they were the mother fucking coolest (except their own kids who wanted real parents). I wanted to be like that when I was 15. Then I was 30 and had my own kids and thought "what kind of loser wants to get high with his kid's 15 year old friends?"
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:14
From: ahura [mazda] Date: 11-Jul-2009 14:39 Just a helpful hint from commie while he watches rotten burn. (no, I'm not the one spamming and being a fuckwit) 159 % % % % % % % % commie, it's not you doing these damages? Were you not THE ONE that has the fucknut output nailed down? I liked the norass stuff before it went beyond the pale. Was a perfect imitation & lampooning of the under-medicated OCD from Flagstaff (supposedly) drooling over his keyboard 23 hours a day. I'd like to believe you, commie. Really would. % % % % % % % % CW, you could probably trust the r0tt C from gargoyle1. It is a plain text file. Text doesn't get any plainer. Nowhere to hide malware. You're already using Firefox, right? & if you want to ever temporarily turn r0tt off, click on the Greasemonkey face in the system tray & it will turn grey (off). Then refresh your dailyrotten screen & all the shitheads will be back.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:16
Damn Qwerty. So its drooling retard or sagging pants retard? Maybe you make bib wearing be sexy. Sagging pants is beyond retarded. Thats what I mean Ik, my fucktard brother doesn't seem to recall that. I swear my actual retarded brother is smarter than the non-tarded one. Even other pothead parents in the family tried to explain to him the problems with what he was doing... doesn't matter. None of us are as fucking cool as he is.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:20
Taking nothing but his daddy's old bone-grip knife He traded but a little for the wayward life A faint heart never won fair hand So says the Rose of England, From high on a hill came the clarion call To gain young men, come one, come all Make muster 'gainst the foreign hand That's raised to the Rose of England......... For her feckless boys she did weep and wail Saying, Lord have mercy where did I fail? Out of my belly, the pick up a gun And fall for the Rose of England. God knows it's a cold outside It's a fire by day and a freeze at night I know it's a hell out there How loud the mouth when the heart don't care..... He's damned if he don't, and damned if he do He'd die if he ever found out we knew Hot potato, drop it and run Far from the Rose of England. - NL
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:24
 Those fucking things should be outlawed! I could throw a bb harder than they hit! (dad bought one, he was pissed) Any one bringing that to a bb gun fight might as well shoot themself, at least then they might make a welt... Hi Dink
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:26
I had one of those Benjamins, A smooth bore. Used to load lightning bugs in it.. 'bout a dozen carefully pushed in, head first, with a grass stem and then fire it up into the tree leaves. Weed just made it look cool as hell!
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:37
FEAR-- Let's have a war. There’s so many of us. There’s so many of us. There’s so many There’s so many of us. There’s so many of us. There’s so many There’s so many of us. There’s so many of us. There’s so many There’s so many of us. There’s so many of us. There’s so many (REFRAIN) Let’s have a war So you can go dies Let’s have a war We could all use the money. Let’s have a war We need the space Let’s have a war Clean out this place. It already started in the city Suburbia will be just as easy. (REFRAIN) Let’s have a war Jack up the Dow Jones Let’s have a war It can start in New Jersey. Let’s have a war Blame it on the middle-class Let’s have a war We’re like rats in a cage. It already started in the city Suburbia will be just as easy. (REFRAIN) Let’s have a war Give guns to the queers. Let’s have a war The enemy’s within. It already started in the city Suburbia will be just as easy. There’s so many of us. There’s so many of us. There’s so many There’s so many of us. There’s so many of us. There’s so many There’s so many of us. There’s so many of us. There’s so many There’s so many of us. There’s so many of us. THERE’S SO MANY!
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:39
Well Cracker not everybody can be as tough as you. I understand though, out of state people come here and endlessly whine about the weather.
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:44
Out of state people come here and brag about how great every thing is in whatever city they came from. Go the fuck back there. We were doing OK without you.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:00
From: crankygirl [cranky] Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:16 Damn Qwerty. So its drooling retard or sagging pants retard? Maybe you make bib wearing be sexy. Sagging pants is beyond retarded. # # #  YEY!
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:05
From: ik Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:44 Out of state people come here and brag about how great every thing is in whatever city they came from. Go the fuck back there. We were doing OK without you. # # # You're doing better with the money they are pumping into your pedo-raping shitbag local economy. Ex-con, you may fuck off now. LOCK DOWN.
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:08
Cyran0: norass is not me, take my word for what it's worth. although,, I(commie) do HAVE the norace,, lexicon down to a ..T! ! much LIKE every rottener could,, IMITATE norace! LoL zzzZZzzZ ;0 It's not hard, even a retard could do it. Explains a lot, really. I blame pontius, because he's a fucking asshole. Even if he's innocent, he's still an asshole.
From: ahura [mazda]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:14
For norass and norace, fucknuts near and dear to us all: 
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:18
Because Cranky, he/she was a loser in the big city, but all us hicks are goin to be impressed with their big city smarts an schoolin. And oh yeah, the chicks are all hotter there, and they are some bad ass mother fuckers.. I especially like that I deal with people from every where, South,North,East,West and apparently I have no accent at all (except for an American accent) and these urbane fellows, in addition to accenting every other word with "fuggin" or "freakin" talk so stupid and mumble mouthed I want to smack the words out of their mouth just to make the conversation go faster.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:22
 Sorry...but I like! No, I REALLY like! Fap Fap Fap.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:23
Why the hell didn't I know that?? I feel so dirty now. Ik I know what you sound like, I talked to you and Rf that night on speaker chat or whatever its called. You have the strangest nothing accent.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:23
Columbus is hell in the north. I do not advise anyone to visit there or even stop for gas. But, in a word; the south is garbage. The negros have been running from there since the 1860's and have ruined the north. Then you bastards had to fire upon that fort and we had to kick your ass. All over you not being to be able to control your negros. Lesson. Give the negros a city like Detroit let them ruin it and then they cannot blame anyone. Then pending further legislation we can commence firebombing of the territory. Sweet.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:30
I got news for you queerty there is no south any more it's full of northerners and folks from all over the world. so don't be badmouthing the south because your neighbors are bailing for warmer climates, after all you don't hear of people retiring to up north! Although I might just to drive slow and piss off some yankees.
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:32
>>You have the strangest nothing accent. << I speak English. Not that weird shit English people speak,real English.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:35
From: ik Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:44 Out of state people come here and brag about how great every thing is in whatever city they came from. Go the fuck back there. # # # Southern shithead. I have lived in the south for the majority of my life. I find southerners felonious, pedophilic and idiotic. Sorry if what I said offended you. But, if you look and understand what I said you must admit most if not all applies to you. The north however is not much better. Niggaz running though our cites believing everything in which Hollyweird can vomit we are truly fucked also. But if you you southern statutory raping, assultived simple-minded, drug dealing, fuck can even lay to claim, in which the south is better than the north, then you have reached the apex of idiocy. Your mindset is however, systematic in the south -- garbage. If you are truly, a worn out yardbird like I believe you to be, then you will understand the true meaning of what I say, "Shut up, bitch."
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:45
Helen Mirren is hot and inordinately talented. She may perch herself upon my erect English penis at her whim.
From: qwerty5
[.]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:46
From: crankygirl [cranky] Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:41# # Night C-girl. and everyone else. To the trolls -- May Sucumbus, visit you and be aptly be disappointed.
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:53
From: qwerty5 [.] Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:35 From: ik Date: 11-Jul-2009 21:44 Out of state people come here and brag about how great every thing is in whatever city they came from. Go the fuck back there. # # # Southern shithead. ########## Uh..well..I really don't know how to take that.. I never said I was from the South, and I'm not... Are Pennsylvanians shitheads? We can have an issue about that if you want.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:10
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:45 Helen Mirren is hot and inordinately talented. She may perch herself upon my erect English penis at her whim. --------------- Wow....it's Saturday night....and you are lusting after a woman in her 60's. Hahahahahahahaha
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:19
Bad news , ive been tlaking to people whove been on rotten badk in the day. they are dissappointed that you fuckers became lame adn the trolls took over. pretending to be anohter poster is stupid. Congradulations, you chased a lot fo people away. rotten.com used to be full of witty disgusting comments. now it is people pretending to be someone else. that is nto interesting to a newcomer to this site. its hard enought to fit into a internet forum, beleive me, i tired to fit in on gocomics.com casue i was really itno th e "annie" comic (trust me it s like 24 until recently). those fuckers mock my name nad so forth as do my Tampa Bay Buccaneer forum. The new jersey devils forum doienst even allow me ot post and i tried chnaging my name to "sirbotlust". did you know my name is not pronounced "sir-butt-lust" but is actaully "sir-ba-hoot-lou=hust). you fucking perverts. anyhow heres a email i just got from my producer aboiuth the screenplay i wrote.... "I can't wait to read it. Already told my production partners about it. Were all excited about it!" yes, thanks to facebook. i found a old friend who does location sites for movies and thought i was brilliant for osme reason. Im in the process of writing a video that ialways dramed of.it made my girlfriend cringe so im doing okay. My produere is the asian guy in "spiderman two" who is almost gets hit by a car chase and yells atthem. He's asian and thas the best roles you get os he did the producer thing. my video will be filmed soon as i fiinshed the screen play. screenplyas are hard to do but i taught myself. then we go t o animation where i take old rotten stories nad make them cartoons based on my interpretation. if you are readng this "Duder" you should make a link to my site as i will credit you. put it below "garfiend minus garfield" as that is my favoriet rotten link. the death pool use to be it but i got pissed when celebetyis i picked anc change d died and then i mocked everyone for picking michael jackson adn he died. im not a good deathpool;er.
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:20
I was lusting for you DS. And a woman in her late twenties. The sum of that is sixty. Are you saying I'm desperate too? If so, does that make me more attractive or less attractive? I'm single soon,I really need to know this kinda shit. thanks in advance, Ikthool
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:27
Stevie Wonder's Eulogy For Michael Jackson: .... . .... .. ..... . ..... . .... .. .... ...... .. .. ... .. .. ...... . .. . ..... .. ...... .. ..... . ..... . . ... ... ...... . .... ...... . ... ...... ... ....... .. … … .. ….. .. . . … . . . . . .. … .. . . . .. ... . .... ... .... .... ... . . . ... ....... ... ... ... .. ... ....... ... .. . .. . . . . . .. .. … .. .. .... .. ... ... ....... . Ok good night.
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:29
>>ive been tlaking to people whove been on rotten badk in the day. they are dissappointed that you fuckers became lame adn the trolls took over. pretending to be anohter poster is stupid. Congradulations, you chased a lot fo people away. << We've been saying that forever SBL. The only way to make it more obvious would be to tattoo it to the dorsal side of duder's wang. I'm nominating you for that job. Congratulations!  Your Friend, Ikthool
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:33
From: sirbutlust [mike duff] Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:19 --------- I seriously couldn't read your whole post.......for real. I tried to twice and gave up. Ik I am 33 and too old for you. BTW, if anyone wants to take over my name, here you go: username: dontsqueak password: 12345 Enjoy.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:50
so i tried ot read my pots. im geting all blnaks. is this true for you. i have major gas now. to bed to piss off the girlfirend. this sucks.
From: ik
Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:52
Does that mean I don't like 33 year old women or that a 33 year old woman wouldn't go out with me? Dammit! I'm more confused now than when I asked the question!
From: bugs [bunny]
Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:56
From: sirbutlust [mike duff] Date: 11-Jul-2009 23:50 so i tried ot read my pots. im geting all blnaks. is this true for you. i have major gas now. to bed to piss off the girlfirend. this sucks. ^^^^ "so i tried ot read my pots" ??
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 00:22
Wow man,I hope these little girls are never exposed to real life.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wViubDpJojw
From: gargoyie1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 00:26
wow. this fucking loser norass is a fucking dumb shit loser who needs to get out of his mothers house and off her fucking computer. norace isnt that bad, and making a troll of norace and spamming the fucking thread with nothing but empty space is nothing but a waste of time and a waste of your fucking life, so it must be very sad to be you whoever the fuck you are, why dont you make the world a better place and kill your dumb shit ass very slowly with a pocket knife? you deserve nothing less then to be ran over repeatedly by a fucking pacer you piece of shit loser. your life sucks so bad you spend all day on your computer spamming this thread with fucking nonsense you need to get the fuck off and get the fuck outside you dumb fucking geek, i bet your white as a ghost. you probably have a fucking computer tan. KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING SAD EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING.
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 00:35
From: gargoyle1 Date: 11-Jul-2009 20:35 We used to have rock fights. One late sept day we discovered horsechestnuts got all hard and spiny when ripe, guess what we did with those? OUCH! ^^^^ And you beat your daughter's ass with a belt buckle.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 00:42
>And you beat your daughter's ass with a belt buckle. < When did he say he did that?
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 01:02
From: ik Date: 12-Jul-2009 00:42 >And you beat your daughter's ass with a belt buckle. < When did he say he did that? ------------------ "From: gargoyle1 Date: 10-Jul-2009 08:18 You got it rhag. I remember one time my daughter really pissed me off. All I had to do was start to remove my belt and she started bawling her eyes out. I sent her to her room so she wouldn't see me laughing." ^^^^ He starts to remove his belt and his daughter bawls her eyes out because she knows that it means a beating.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 01:41
>>He starts to remove his belt and his daughter bawls her eyes out because she knows that it means a beating.<< I have spanked both my kids. You can't fuck around with that, you either do it or don't. When I spank it's two cracks across the ass, one to warm up (it's hard to spank your kid) the next one makes my hand sting. I haven't had to spank my kids in years,they don't need spanked because they know if they do I will. And the little Ikthoolians aren't exactly shy or timid, they just know that getting caught acting like an ass might mean your ass. Sounds to me like Goyle wasn't much about whipping his girl's ass with a belt,he just wanted to shut the lovely little pumpkin up. I'll bet $50 that whatever little sweety pie was doing ten seconds before he grabbed the belt justifies him scaring the shit out of her.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 02:17
 I gots a nice stiffy before the faggotry.....I don't dig that.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 03:40
My momma said to get things done, You'd better not mess with Major Tom!
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 04:08
and now with the Hell and damnation... here are the rules... she's your girlfriend, and she's bisexual. Young nubile pussy on tap! But she's a talker. Whenever your not having sex she wants you to have deep involved conversations about stuff 16 year old girls think is important. Can you do it?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 04:09
Ashes to ashes, funk to funky We know Major Tom's a Junky... Strung out in heaven's high Hitting an all-time low! My momma said to get things done.... You'd better not mess with Major Tom!
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 04:26
{REPOST from yesterday's FFA. It got filtered because i used too many exclamation marks. And YET, norass's yards of blank scroll space still stand. Take note, o world.} From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 10-Jul-2009 21:42 I don't know what her problem is with you, bascha. You haven't gone out of your way to piss anyone off here. Least, not that I noticed. Why would she fuck with you? It galls me when someone who has never had a kid criticizes someone who has had to make those tough decisions. DS is single and not a mom. Her life is as easy as it can get. She should show a little empathy for others once in awhile. ----------------------------- Hey, Stud, I've never had a kid either, and God knows my life is no first class flight to Dubai. So what are you saying? That not having a kid makes someone a deadbeat loafer? No, don't even bother answering. I've figured you assholes out to a T and deciphered your hypocrisy down to its core elements. This is your rationale, segmented and simplified for your reading pleasure: 1) You have unprotected sex with someone you don't even love. You're either (a) drunk, or (b) delusional, and you're way too cowardly to admit that it's just desperate angry sex borne out of your fear of living lonely lives where nobody will ever give a rat's fart about your rapacious, selfish, self-centered ass. And believe me, THAT is what you ARE and that is what you DESERVE. You're not MEN or WOMEN enough to evaluate a person based on the measure of his/her humanity or his/her qualities as a sane person capable of love and kindness. No, you are rats in human guise, and rats you shall remain. Anyway, on to point (2) 2) You, of course, get pregnant, and here is where the Catholic poison drummed into by the Church comes into its own. Having premarital sex and prostituting your body to fat niggers to buy crack and dope, of course, is just POWER TO THE CORPS. That's just 'a typo in the Bible'. Jesus didn't mean you NOT to do that. But Bascha (aka trashy) tells us that aborting Cletus the fetus is a big NO NO in her saintly cock-swallowing double-faced bible book. HEY, take one in the ass for Jesus, but don't hurt the bunch of conjugated cells in your dirty womb. Makes perfect sense. 3) Are you keeping up? Don't read ahead. Now comes the RATIONALIZATION stage. At this point, as your kids grow up and you realize just what a cruel, backbreaking, sadistic, enslaving, drudging, marrow-sucking life you've condemned them to, you obviously CAN'T JUST COME CLEAN WITH PEOPLE ABOUT THE TRUTH. Oh Noooooo. You can't go the other way on that one. 'What, Jimmy here...no, he ruined everything. I had dreams. I was gonna travel. But then, a broken condom and 9 months later, my wife drops gooey anchor outside of Newport. Now you can see death in my eyes if you look really closely.' Not such a bad tactic, eh? If you repeat a lie often enough, you may even start believing it yourself one day. Keep telling yourself everything is ok as you rock yourself to sleep at night, you cunts. 4) Then - finally - comes the ENVIOUS TANTRUM stage. This stage usually occurs in the mid-30s or 40s of a breeder's life. He or she watches fit, healthy childless people walking around with strong bodies, strong minds, and strong bank accounts, and he or she compares them with their own stretch-marks, hunched backs, flabs of unwanted fat, gray skin, skyrocketing medical bills, and all sorts of other physical and emotional hang-ups, and GUESS WHAT? He or she start having second thoughts about it all. Maybe it wasn't such a bright idea to WANT KIDS AT ALL COSTS! Maybe it wasn't such a bright idea to MARRY AT ALL COSTS! Maybe it wasn't such a great idea NOT TO WAIT FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE WHO WOULD REALLY HAVE LOVED YOU, INSTEAD OF JUST USING YOUR BODY AND YOUR MIND AND THEN THROWING YOU AWAY! You bunch of scheming, arrogant, twisted, self-serving bastards... I hope you all die in a fucking train wreck, and the last thing that flashes through your mind is THIS: 'my life has been a waste of skin and polyester'. BTW, DS is part of the solution. It's selfish hypocrites like you who never took the time off to care for someone else, or give a damn about their welfare ahead of your own who are the PROBLEM, and who need to be STABBED IN THE FUCKING NECK.
From: acidthereflux
Date: 12-Jul-2009 04:36
Allang, darling, we didn't care yesterday and most certainly don't give tWo shits today, NO TAKE BACKS AND NO DO OVERS. Don't bore us to desth.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 05:13
Are you affected by the death of Michael Jackson? Were you overwhelmed by grief at the memorial service? Are you unable to cope with the tragedy? Phone +33 6 33 12 76 41 where our specially-trained team of bleached black paedophiles will offer emergency counselling.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 05:15
From: allang [Lord Pavesini] Date: 12-Jul-2009 05:01 These are the people picking your leaders. Be very afraid. ------ Notice that photo is "Google AUSTRALIA" Same idiots who bent over, grabbed their ankles, and turned in their firearms to the Australian government.
From: littlefuzzy
[H.Beam]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 05:50
Make a pie pre-made crust and instant pudding easy and fast top with whipped cream fast easy and cool. Have to go soon work to do.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 05:51
I hate to admit I read his drivel, but one post (Not sure if it was his troll, or the real deal) Made a comment about Rotten unravelling next week. What if Duder's had enough of the bullshit? Gonna just shut us down. He makes no profit from this site. It's been free since it's inception If I were Duder, I'd just say fuck this place. What reason does he have to moderate a site with a bunch of misfits like us?
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 05:56
It could have been 'Google IVORY COAST' for all I care. We're still fucked, and America is setting the pace for the rest of the world.  Idiot.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:09
god damn it! this is so fucked some how this post wound up on the previous thread From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:05 my personal opinion is that the spamming fucktard has messed the thread up we had something similar to this several months ago when fucknut went bonkers lets move to another thread
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:15
Morning kiddies... Lines here too...and copy & paste doesn't work. I thought maybe Duder had locked the thread due to the rectum-lickers spamming nothing posts. Isn't there a character limit on these things?...not hard to do, and it would stop the useless animals from pissing with things...should probably limit posts within a set period of time, too...keep them from spamming nothing posts back-to-back.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:20
How about you eediots simply download RoTT or RZR and install it on FF with Greasemonkey and eliminate the bullshit? fucknut and norass account for 64% of the posts on this ffa and they are gone with the touch of a button. All you need do is ask and a regular will email you the javascript. No muss, no fuss, no fucknuts.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:21
Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system. Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you’ve got any guts. Frank Zappa, 1966, Liner notes from the album ‘Freak Out’
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:22
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 11-Jul-2009 22:35 Is anyone having a weird font thing happening? You know the words having lines through them? ^^^^ What lines, I don't see any? 
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:25
cracker -- I still use IE when I visit Microsoft sites such as Hotmail and Game Zone. They seem to load easier that way. But damn boy, Firefox works 10 times better for just about everything else. And by adding Greasemonkey, you can customize your browser really easily. Beats hell outta dealing with this bullshit.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:27
Why should Duder do anything? Even when fucknut was banned some people couldn't stop talking about it. Even when Duder deleted fucknut's new posts, some people still talked to it. What was the words you used Commie? Oh yeah, "Why can't I poke it with a stick and see it dance?" Well poke away. Why the hell should Duder do anything?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:28
Allang, I have to add you to my marginally-acceptable list now. Dammit. Been a FZ fan since 1967, through thick and thin.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:29
chivvying out? How droll. Are we discussing physics? Jesu, the apes have found an abacus!
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:33
Just put me down as from 'Malta - the land of yells, bells and smells' My birthday's on September 21st, though, if you want to get me a prezzie. It's 18 miles square, you know... You could drive right across it in two hours flat. And I want a pony this time. Not socks.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:34
From: studgerbil [Stud] ----- Damn Gerbiler...if you want to blow me that badly, you need not grease me so hard!
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:38
DS: No one gives a fuck you're breathing. What? Are you and Allang living together now? He's on, and acting like a bitch, you run right up his ass as moral support? Get off the phone, and start thinking for yourself. Sheeple. Bah!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:47
'Now could I drink hot blood' - Hamlet
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:49
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:44 Today, I found out it was my neighbor's son's friend's birthday. How exciting! ... Aren't you a little old to be throwing birthday parties for little neighborhood boys? Creepy.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:50
Trashy, you a FILTHY WHORE! You have a boyfriend or what? If you do,  Do you have any idea what your kids are doing now????? I hear one of them is a transgender belly dancer in Phnom Pen... YOU'RE A BAD MOTHER, WHORE!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:51
Cry 'havok' and let slip the Dog's of war! - Julius Caesar Not a pigeon dies on the Aventine that I am not aware. - Marcus Antonious
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:51
If there was a moderator on this site, everyone would be banned. I went on the documentingreality site and what a complete bunch of whining douches they all are. Read the comments to threads of kids in car accidents and all you see is "Oh poor baby! How sad!" Blah blah blah. I didn't see any comments like "But how much damage was done to the bumper?" And here are their rules: 1. Do NOT post anything pornographic or anything that displays nudity. This is not a porn site. If your unsure, don't post it. 3. If you insist on sending me hate mail expect me to post it on the forum for others to laugh at. 4. Any form of Racism will not be tolerated here. If your posts contain raciest material they will be deleted and you will be banned. 5. DO NOT post anything related to animal cruelty or the torture of animals. Doing so will result in an immediate ban. An exception would be if a mod approves the pic/vid before it's posted. 6. You must be 18 years or older to view this website. If at anytime a member of this forum thinks you may be under the age of 18 you will be banned. As I said, everyone here will be banned.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:53
Well DS, you may read them at your leisure...perhaps in the bath, at the kitchen table, or in bed with a glass of nice red wine.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 06:54
If there was a moderator on this site, everyone would be banned. ------------- I'd be the first to go luv!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 07:12
We wouldn't want to do without such fare would we Pats?     Yum-Yum.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 07:23
From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows] Date: 12-Jul-2009 07:16 From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-Jul-2009 07:01 Copy/paste ISN'T working. Weird. ------------------------ Works for me. ================== Appears to be working here
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 07:43
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wViubDpJojw qwerty, I'm so sorry. I didn't know. Poor thing. At least some good music comes from the tundra... (great minds, dude- I couldn't get it out of my head before I saw your post...) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wViubDpJojw We may be pretty close to red, but the mini calls people "Ms. Lori", or "Mr. Mike", etc.- we will be Mom & Dad forever... Can't stand that "kids as equals" thing. She almost always says "may I please..." & 'thank-you". I tell her not to whine... she does the Evil Knievel "thumbs up" when she falls...! later, guys.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 08:23
In case you missed it. Or want to look stupid pretending you didnt see it. A repost. From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:54 From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 11-Jul-2009 15:14 I sometimes scan through the FFA when a new one opens without using r0tt. This time it brought me a smile. ::::::::::::::::: Translation: I don't have anybody blue boxed or "put in the trash can". I just say that to insult certain people. Plus, how could I respond to selected perceived slights to me if I had them "locked in the trash"? Regardless, I'm not going to retract my statement that gerbil has cheated on his wife, or respond directly to his repeated attempts to get me to do so. Afterall, if I did admit I was wrong, I would either have to admit I incorrectly used the word "cuckold", thus blowing my whole reputation as a master wordsmith, or admit that I have no evidence of gerbils infidelity. In either case, I would lose face, and, well, we can't have that, can we? Sometimes I also say "I see by the conversation that "so and so" (whom I previously claimed to have "sent to the trash") is here. Again, this is me pretending not to have read the offending post directly.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 09:09
Bascha, double-click on the post you want to "disappear". Poof! It's gone. Press "F4" key to see the name on the blocked list. Want to add someone back to the thread - double-click their name that is on the block list. Press "Esc" key to hide the block list window. PS... did you add Greasemonkey?
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 10:56
Hangover helper- lots of water a BLT I don't know if it's the vitamin C in the tomato, the vitamin B in the lettuce or the nitrite in the bacon, but that'll put ya back together.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:11
I am norass free! Woo hooo!! What's fer dinner? Terriyaki Chicken. Fish. Mac Salad. Potato Salad. Regular salad (Home made dressing) Yellow jello. Peach colored jello. Baked beans. Mini cheese cakes. Chips. Dips. Rum. and Cokes.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:12
Usually if I drink enough to get a bad hangover I'm barely able to keep down water, much less eat something like a BLT. I just drink as much water as possible and it takes a while before I'm able to eat. Try drinking water during you're drinking binge or before you go to bed so you don't get so dehydrated in the first place. I find that if I consume enough water during a binge I almost never get a hangover. Isn't dehydration the primary cause of hangover headaches? That's what I've always heard.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:17
oh, BIRTHDAY DINNER! We're so jealous of you, trashy. Yes, go fix up dinner for your bastard brood. And after you do that, let the kids watch you take black cock up your mother breeder ass. Dem's good, clean, American values at work, me bhoys... This country wasn't built on rock and roll. This country was built on fat skanks breeding irresponsibly and prostituting their bodies for crack.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:23
I was drinking water for the few hours of sleep I managed, then I was no longer drunk drunk and could sleep without waking up every few minutes wondering (insert random question). Woke up, did a few more glasses of water, slapped some cold cuts together and shared with Lucy. Totally forgot about alka-seltzer. I love alka-seltzer! Can't do it first thing or you'll puke. Thanks, 'goyle :D
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:24
The dehydration thing is what I've heard too Franz, and drinking a bunch of water before you crash seems to help.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:25
Yeah, I think it's dehydration at the cellular level, which is why it takes a long time for the water you drink to work. Trickle-down alcoholics or something.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:26
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:22 Ohh... I found a new one to block... How do I do that? NM... gimme a minute. ------------ You block more people on here than you block cocks. Congratulations.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:27
For a one gallon aquarium with a couple guppies can I get away without a an air pump/filter? I know it would be fine for goldfish, but with gold fish you can't add other fish later.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:31
If you're lucky enough to access to Valium, that comes in handy the next day. You don't want to start mixing those two on a regular basis though. I just keep some handy because I've occasionally woken up a little shaky after a long weekend of drinking. I bought my Valium online from Pakistan. LOL
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:31
Block me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Foolish mortal! You can't. I have been away too long... I will now assume my rightful place again as guardian of the banter, bitchslapping stupid hos like you who step out of line with artsy fartsy self-important hormonal gibberish.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:32
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:28 Absinthe: It's an impromtu (SP?) birthday dinner, as he didn't tell me until last night. DS: You can still fuck off. -------------------- Yes, you spelled that wrong...and how much alcohol does the party involve? BTW, did you get that great job at the tavern? And what are your kids doing now?
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:39
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:35 I won't fight with people of lesser classes. Too much to do. It'd be pretty damn hard to do THAT, trashy. You'd be hard pressed to find someone lower than the lowest rung on the ladder... yoink
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:41
UFC 100 has downloaded ................ Is there somewhere you can easily download it for free? I haven't gotten into eMule or BitTorrent or anything like that.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:44
Is the T K O tay troll around? I bet he watches UFC.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:51
Did he delouse you? Really? I bet he had to use one of those heavy-duty fumigation tents, and quarantined the whole neighborhood in the process. 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:52
IK My one and only and brand new experience with fish that does not involve fishing poles or spear guns is an aquarium of guppies donated by our son for my continuing education. I has a filter and air pump and a nasty looking skeletal pirate that rises and falls on a bunch of air bubbles. Guppies are reproducing at an alarming rate and doing very well. Main thing I found essential is to use a water conditioner to get rid of any traces of chlorine in the water. I have to replenish the water level frequently because the cats use it as drinking fountain. I wish mommy had been hungrier as I'm going to have to start another tank. I still know nothing about guppies.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:56
Abby, I'm glad someone else has trouble with cats drinking aquarium water. Mine seem to prefer it over the fresh filtered water in the bowl daily. The thing about guppies is that all they do is make more guppies
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:57
drive by post; Hmm no funny looking text here but the smelly kid that always has those icky green pennies ate my copy-paste. == I'll backread y'all later
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:59
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:23 From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 12-Jul-2009 11:13 And the new stereo is cranking!! ---------------------- Who gives a fuck? --------------------- We Some north side niggaz and we runnin this shit We some south side niggaz and we runnin this shit We some east side niggaz and we runnin this shit We some west side niggaz and we runnin this shit We some north side niggaz and we runnin this shit We some south side niggaz and we runnin this shit We some east side niggaz and we runnin this shit We some west side niggaz and we runnin this shit [DJ Paul] I'm from that Memphis 10 Bitch Who gives a fuck where you from I'm from that ATL hoe Who gives a fuck where you from I'm from that DC Bitch Who gives a fuck where you from I'm from That Clevland Hoe Who gives a fuck where you from I'm from that nashville Bitch Who gives a fuck where you from I'm from that Jackson 10 Hoe Who gives a fuck where you from I'm from that Shi Town Bitch Who gives a fuck where you from I'm from that Richland VA Who gives a fuck where you from Now you don't want no drama boy cause we the drama kings And you don't want no anna boy cause we the anna kings Dont even talk about guns cause we quick to sling And when it comes to beef boy we some burger kings Catch you with the small 22. that I had in my bouge Had that other hand had pulled first but you was scared to shoot Three 6 Mafia for 12 years We've been getting it crunk The kings from Memphis man riding in my Chevy Truck [Lil Wyte] I'm from the bay I thrown them bows Who gives a fuck where you from Fuck you to I be the motherfucker totin the gun With automatic triggers Chrome handles Red lights to keep you sighted My shit on the rising I'm combining platinum with some diamonds Keep the room rotating like spinners to
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:01
For one gallon, I'd get a water plant and create a little biosphere. I've played with guppies before and it's the surface area that's important for transfer of oxygen into the water. Like a fishbowl. A half full fishbowl would be healthier than a full one because of increased surface area.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:17
Hangover helper: As much water as you can drink before bed (3 tall glasses) Extra strength Alka-Seltzer In the morning, two greasy eggs over-easy on a roll with bacon, salt and pepper. The grease coats the stomach, makes you feel less nauseous.
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:28
why not bascha? i've never broken the trust with any rotten gals. what i see, i keep to myself. no denying that!
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:33
i'm damn stoned, maybe that's why i sound not me? ask me a question only tss would know. it's me, dammit.
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:40
i can't login as tss, i gave the persona away. 'thesickthsense' isn't me.. i have no idea who has that persona now.
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:44
From: blithe [mind] Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:33 ask me a question only tss would know. --------------------- What's it like to be Norace's bitch?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:46
Busch? Piss would be better He got pissed off one day and said he was swearing off everything computer, r0tt and all. Gave away his login. I know who got it but promised not to say.
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:47
** Why would you do so? life sometimes throws curves. i deleted everything. 16 years of code.. gone. and no, i don't regret it. ** I know who has TSS i imagine it's stfu or sandy.. they seem to like fucking around that way. ** Completely different... FAKE. ** I have a TSS email addy. I'll send him an email. i deleted the tss e-mail account, too. go ahead and try, it'll return with error.
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:49
** What's it like to be Norace's bitch? i wouldn't know.. i haven't been around. (except for the last couple of weeks, obviously.) but yeah i see what you're talking about, troll. can't stop thinking about me, can ya?
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:02
no problem, bascha. just so you know, the way to really show appreciation would be titty pics. (just sayin)
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:03
wow, that's an old line, fuzzy. you're not new, huh?
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:06
hmmm, i dunno abby. i can't think of much that i've done for you specifically... not that i wouldn't. my only guess is the time i wrote an image relinker for you, so that you'd go to the rotten cache rather than the hotlink when you clicked an image. that way you could avoid hotlinks. but to be honest, you never seemed to notice. no thanks, no nothing. i just assumed you missed the post.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:09
Patsy: New York is one of the largest producers of Ginseng. Used to run about $400/ dried pound. Was always Christmas money. Just have to know how to replant. Lots of poachers. They set up a "Season" for it. It looks like sassafras before harvest. Lots of people don't know the difference. The root looks like a little man. Arms, legs, and everything.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:09
G, I never had cider. Love Sam Adams. Here is a great trick I learned in Germany. If you want to drink but don't want to get drunk, mix half your glass of beer with Sprite (or any lemon/lime soda). The beer keeps its carbonation and gives a nice lemon/lime twist. Try it. The Germans can't be wrong.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:12
From: itismetroll [troll] Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:44 From: blithe [mind] Date: 12-Jul-2009 12:33 ask me a question only tss would know. --------------------- What's it like to be Norace's bitch? Classic! LMAO
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:15
might as well avoid confusion, bascha. tss is not in my hands now, blithe is. and folks, how you like my handle? blithe mind, ftw! it's beautiful.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:15
Patsy, Cider is the nectar of the gods. I prefer it to almost anything else. Woodchuck has quite a few varieties to choose from. The amber is OK, the Dark and Dry is great, Granny Smith is good and tart. The one I like best is oak aged. Has a smoky bourbon after taste. Beer with sprite? I do like a twist of lime, but sprite is too sweet and I won't touch the diet kinds.
From: blithe [mind]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:17
yeah i missed you gals too. (the guys, no.) look at stud.. rofl. fucker will never change. that's a good thing.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:17
Bascha, I did not know that was grown in NY. The ones I've seen at the 7-Elevens check out counter are in little test-tube containers written in Chinese with an English label that says "All-day energy" or some crap like that...
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:20
I got drunk on tequila and Mountain Dew when I was a lot younger. I don't recommend it. Best thing I ever drank was a bucket of zombies with a mixed crowd of about a dozen in tech school right out of basic training. Hoes down sweet and smooth and gets you good and fucked up.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:23
hey blithe, welcome back. BTW - thanks. Goyle emailed me the latest ROTT, since I wasn't using it for awhile and couldn't find it. Between fucknut and norass, the place was gone straight to hell. Appreciate it, bro.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:24
I was a quite ill at the time with a never ending flu and a retinal hemorrhage in the right eye. I was posting only sporadically and never back reading.I'm sorry Blithe, my apologies. I would never ignore you on purpose (might argue like mad with you, but not ignore). So a cigar was not "just a cigar" after all [grin].
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:26
"It's an oriental product, but the general populous doesn't know most of it's grown here in the US." It's POPULACE, you illiterate old bag! GET IT RIGHT!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:29
Yep, Patsy, you take one of those and two hours later you're tired again. I do drink Ginseng tea that I brew with fresh ginger root and a few cloves. I claim no curative properties, but I like the taste (iced) and it makes me feel good.
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:30
if ginseng is so high dollar, then how come did you have to supplement the profit from this bounteous harvest with PROSTITUTION? Black cock up the ass AND ginseng? That spells success, doesn't it? Your kids must be beaming with pride...
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:34
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:30 allang sure is smooth with the ladies. ================ LOL,, oh yeah
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:35
allang sounds a lot like the karenis troll. sucks to hate women like that. you must not even want pussy, let alone ever get it.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:38
Hi GD! Yup. That's what I hear from many people. You completely crash in two hours, feeling more tired than before. Sugar and caffeine masked as "ancient Chinese secret" Why is my mind on mid 1970s commercials now? Calgon water softener commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjNRXfRXnoc
From: allang
[Lord Pavesini]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:41
I only need to be smooth with ONE lady, and she's more lady than you'll ever have the privilege of knowing. Hate women?? HAH!! Nothing could be farther from the truth. The point is...most women are selfish cunts who want to coast on and exploit what they never deserved. Sometimes, though, fate does smile on some happy, fortunate few...and favors them with their kindred spirit, a long lost part of themselves...like the mythical circle people of Aristophanes. Trashy is just that...trash. She's nobody's lady.
From: mcdanel1771
[mcdanel 1771]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:54
"...most women are selfish cunts who want to coast on and exploit what they never deserved." Allang, I won't say it's most, but I've known quite a few. They couldn't get away with that crap though, if their partner wasn't participating in the farce.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:56
Even if baschalove is or has been a prostitute, I believe one should be respectful towards prostitutes. When I was in college and really strapped for cash a wealthy gay man offered me $1000 to give him a blowjob, and I had to seriously consider it. If he had been an older woman of the same age I probably would have done what she wanted. That reminds me of a joke I heard recently... What does a 60 year old woman's pussy taste like? Depends...
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:58
From: allang [Lord Pavesini] Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:41 Hate women?? HAH!! Nothing could be farther from the truth. The point is...most women are selfish cunts who want to coast on and exploit what they never deserved. ... This is worth reposting. Unreal.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:03
DS - you are the one calling that pic "sick shit". I don't see it that way. I guess you think that only young adults with perfect bodies deserve sexual satisfaction. That, to me, is a sorry attitude.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:03
Dear duder, Please ban : vinyardfan [white pride] Failing to do so will encourage me to create some very rude and nasty trolls. You have banned for less. thanks
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:10
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:03 DS - you are the one calling that pic "sick shit". I don't see it that way. I guess you think that only young adults with perfect bodies deserve sexual satisfaction. That, to me, is a sorry attitude. ----------- What was your purpose in posting that pic, then? All I have to do is stroll through Wal-Mart at 2 am to see that fat people fuck....them with their screaming kids And your point is?
From: noarce [can it be so]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:18
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 12-Jul-2009 13:53 Duder erased all the posts by norace and norass. WTG Duder. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So my evil plan worked! Don't worry. I won't be back until fucknut shows up again. No need to thank me.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:21
Hey, I'd like to do poll. For all of you straight guys here - that would include me btw - how much would someone have to pay you to suck another guys cock if you were allowed to spit out the load? $1,000? $10,000? $100,000? $1,000,000? $100,000,000... C'mon don't tell me at some point you wouldn't break down and do it.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:25
So, staff@rotten.com is listening! HAHA See you later norace. Dipshit. As far as the BJ goes. Shithand would pay the grand just to be able to suck some cock.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:27
Franz, commie would suck dick for free.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:29
Franz -- it would have to be a good amount. Since I cannot imagine anyone willing to pay a 50-something bald married guy any substantial amount for that service, I guess the whole question is academic. If you really want a figure, for the sake of argument, I'd have to think about it. For example, if someone made a bonafide offer of $50,000 cash for me to suck him off, I would probably not be interested, especially if he intended to film it and put it all over the interwebz. If the person guaranteed anonymity and no chance of anyone ever finding out, he would have to offer $100,000 and likely more. Even that is not really a hell of a lot of money. I'm guessing a million bucks would make it an easy decision, and more than a million certainly would. So my price would be somewhere in the higher six-figures. Call it a half-million.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:31
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:25 So, StupidFucksFailedForum.org is dead! HAHA I'm here now guys. I eat shit. As far as the BJ goes. I would pay the grand just to be able to suck some cock. -------------------------- omo omo omo
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:32
Gerbil, sorry to say that you will NEVER live that post down. Gargle, the troll asked you to email him your guess. The email is in the bio. It said it would do something good for the forum if you were right.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:33
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:29 ====================== omo omo omo
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:34
I forgot to answer my own poll. Assuming I would remain anonymous and it wouldn't be videotaped, I think I would do it for $100K in cash.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:34
stfu, the only other thing I will say is that unless it's been traded off ( which may have happened ) I know who initially got it
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:35
For a half million bucks, I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:39
From: gargoyle1 Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:36 stfu, I don't make deals with trolls, sorry. I don't email them either. =========================================
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:39
Hey f@ggot shouldn't you be "moderating" failedforums? You had 3 posts this month. Must keep you pretty busy when you're not sucking cocks.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:41
I will suck two cocks at once for the low, low price of $750,000. That's buy one, get one half off. You won't find a better deal.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:43
stfu, if I told you how I know, etc. I would be betraying my sources. No, and I won't deal with a troll. Like I said, I know who initially got it. It most likely has been given or traded away since then. But I was here when TSS gave it up.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:45
Ha ha ha ha , it could only be ponty or commie,, nobody in their right mind would trust garg with any secret.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:48
I've said before Franz,you could totally fuck up the rest of a strait working class guys life by offering him $5,000,000 to get buttfucked. Either he wakes up for work every morning and thinks "goddam it, why didn't I just get buttfucked?" Or he gets buttfucked, and I'm thinking that'd be kinda hard to get past.
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:51
From: gargoyle1 Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:43 stfu, I have no idea who it is. If someone told me in confidence I would gladly share the source. No, and I won't deal with a troll because I'm the king troll. Like I said, I dont know who initially got it. It most likely has been given or traded away since then. But I was here when TSS gave it up like I always am. I can't go without rotten for even a few hours. All the girls the girls they love me.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:53
Whoever I talked to didn't say they had it, they knew who had it. And they honestly only confirmed my suspicions.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 14:54
is it really that important to know who has whose old account? for all anyone here really knows, tss never really even gave out his actual password when he posted it. then when someone tried to log in on his account and couldn't due to incorrect password, it was assumed that someone already beat them to snatching it up. then anyone here could say that they have his account, including me, and no one would be the wiser.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 15:43
 After looking at that image, I think I might prefer sucking off a good-looking ladyboy as opposed to that.  I mean, I don't want either, but if I had to choose... I'm not sure.
From: noarce [can it be so]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 15:49
Yes, he did cracker. But, I've got about a dozen more, in case fucknut shows up again. I knew he couldn't stand to be one-upped. It's his Achilles heel. He fell for it and got banned. I'm sorry for all the blank space but, it was worth it, no?
From: noarce [can it be so]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 15:59
That's no way to speak to someone who got rid of norace for you. Ingrate.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 16:10
I owe you an apology stfu. I questioned your judgement and took your challenge to try and talk to Norace in a decent and respectful manner. It took maybe 5 exchanges or so before he started calling me names and insulting me for no clear reason. Apparently he was upset because I "interrupted" him by making a mildly negative comment about one of the youtube clips that he posted. After that I was classified as a "peanut." Is he really a 50 some year old RN with a family? If so, his behavior on this site is pretty bizarre.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 16:15
Bascha, did you email me, or did some one pretending to be you email me?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 16:15
It's all good, FS (Franz). The only thing I'm sure of is that he is certifiably insane. In fact, he prolly just got home from work and realized he's been banned....AGAIN. And is roundly beating the shit out of the missus.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 16:18
Troll sent me this gem- It's too bad ik. We could have been friends. We could have possibly explored a bisexual relationship. But no, you had to get all anti-social. You think you've been trolled? Let the games begin.... OK dude, all is well as long as you keep it to the internet.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 16:32
I didn't think so Baschalicious. Troll REALLY wants me to respond to an email. Just to throw this out there again.. Troll, I know you're fucked up, but I don't know how fucked up. If you come near me in real life I'll consider it a grievous threat to myself and my family.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 16:47
Patsy likes biennial celebrations & firmware recalibration & on-the-fly calculations & mutual masturbation
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 16:52
ik, i think you ought to invite the troll over to your house and when he pulls out the gun with the scratched off serial numbers, cough cough, just blow him away.
From: franz [Franz Schubert]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 16:59
Does the troll offer money? Like $100,000?
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:03
Is the ffa still here or if any of you are gone tell me. Of course that is tell me if you the ffa is somewhere else and you just pop back in here by accident. SBL I of course understood everything you wrote. now then; if the ffa is not here and you all are in another thread I won't find ya cause I'm working at not being confused. But if SBL tells me hes not here then I will move to another one. ya.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:03
I am deeply offended that my good friend STFU thinks I'm such a shady character that I can buy an unregistered pistol for about a hundred bucks.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:09
and now I see its getting late so I shall leave ya all in peace. ps meat loaf and baked potatoes for dinner with bushes best.. the only way to go (easy and leftovers for tomorrow) time to do dishes and turn kitchen lite off, cya all later and take care muah*
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:10
I had to depart for dinner, so I can now say HI Bascha. Hi gypsy did you see my pics to the Rocky Mountains? it was quite different for a flat lander such as myself.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:17
ikky, i would never insinuate such a thing. in fact im sure the witnesses can testify that it was actually the troll who purchased said firearm, just moments before he barged into your home like a madman, high on the reefer, like a wildman. cracker, you were mean to the troll that saved rotten. you should apologize. to him, that is.
From: speedy
[Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:20
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 12-Jul-2009 15:41 I see some norass crap got deleted, did duder ban the norass name? ------------------------------- 
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:23
"Is he really a 50 some year old RN with a family? If so, his behavior on this site is pretty bizarre." I'd bet my last dollar that fucknut's bizarre behavior isn't restricted to rotten. What I really can't understand is why one person would waste so much time spamming one thread just to be a dick. No life? Take up WoW for pete's sake. 
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:51
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:47 to what are you refering? From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:40 DD do you need to degrade other races to make your self feel better?
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:56
Well stfu don't you think our black brothers have taken enough shit? I have seen some dumbass white folks that I wouldn't give you 2 cents for. (norass comes to mind)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 17:59
 What a charming little black rabbit. True Blood is on!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 18:51
I was wondering if my breath cleared the room. I come in, say hello and all I get is crickets chirping. thought maybe I had dragon breath again
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Jul-2009 18:58
I hate mint, besides, those don't help. I think it's from the meds for diabetes. Gives me a metallic breath sometimes. I suppose it could be ketones as well, but I keep my sugars under fairly tight control.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 20:04
So there is this chick on my messenger. Not sure how I know her or why I added her, but there she is just the same. I don't usually talk to her since she can be excruciatingly dull. Last night I notice she has changed her personal message to "Support our Troups!!". I'm not a word nazi, I make typos all the time, misspell stuff, so on.. But seriously troups? How can you mess that up when the same slogan is plastered all over everywhere? I asked about it thinking maybe it was some sort of joke, but no, she's that dumb. So now I am a hateful unAmerican cunt that does not support our troups, and she is deleted and blocked. I just couldn't look at it anymore.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 20:20
I can see why someone would support companies or groups of touring actors, singers, or dancers. But there is little excuse for misspelling troupes.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 21:09
"Support our Troups!!" Duh, she was talking about some troupe of of of actors you ignorant rebel hillbilly! NF says hi.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 21:35
Even if that were true Ik, she still misspelled an easy word, looks at every day and continues to leave it misspelled. And I would not be so quick to call me an ignorant rebel hillbilly. I saw last night that you too are a southern shithead now. I missed the moving of the mason-dixon line. Tell NF I said Hey and that she should post more.
From: acidthereflux
Date: 12-Jul-2009 21:47
I feel that our "troups" are doing a fine job. It requires a lot of skill to play the fool. We pretend it's "The war on terror" when in reality it's about oil and heroin.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 21:50
>>I saw last night that you too are a southern shithead now. << I call bullshit! I'm not from the fucking South! Use your own judgment about whether or not I'm a shithead but FFS I'M NOT FROM THE SOUTH!
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 21:59
I was joking IK. Besides the south has enough rednecks, we don't need you. Yea, acid I thought maybe at first she was going for a play on words sort of thing. But nope, just one of the typical "troup" supporters.
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 22:03
ik is a PA redneck and they're just as bad as the Southern rednecks only they don't have such an annoying accent. He's admitted to taking anti-psychotic meds and drinking so much that he can't even get drunk anymore. So why would you give a shit what he has to say? And he says I'm fucked up...
From: acidthereflux
Date: 12-Jul-2009 22:12
Stfu/Norass, I appreciate the effort you put into have "it" banned again. Your spamming was easily avoided with the help of rOtt. Now that I know it's you with the TSS moniker I will be polite. Yawn.. P t Oh the lulz
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 22:16
Once, a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away... I had to meet a dude to discuss some things, and it had to be near Orangeburg SC. I took my best dude and my boss's truck and we were off. Three tanks of gas, two cases of beer and half an ounce of indica later we were there. The first thing I noticed about the South is black people are really fucking scared of white guys. So me and my buddy are hiking through this swamp to get to who I need to see. I was surprised by the welcome. Beers handed to us and three or four people talking to me about what they will pay me to kill some enemy of theirs. For what ever reason, people in Orangeburg SC seem to think people from PA are assassins.
From: ik
Date: 12-Jul-2009 22:39
From: acidthereflux Date: 12-Jul-2009 22:19 ik, you're so "hard-core" LOL you're a failure even at trolling if I was going to troll Abby, I would use "acidreflux[GREEN BREATH]"
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 22:41
Oh! Backreading I see Alcohol ik has fabricated a story about an email from me, regarding some kind of bisexual exploits. **Let me remind everyone that it was Schizophren ik who first suggested that I meet him in person!** First he talked about coming to my house (I can't find that post offhand), but then *he* suggested that I could take my neice to Chuck E. Cheese's and meet up with his family. Don't believe me? Here's the post... From: ik Date: 28-Jun-2009 15:17 Sure Troll. I'm going to be out of town Friday and Saturday, but you're welcome to join us at Chuck E Cheese's Sunday. http://forums.dailyrotten.com/072/00031976/ ---------------------- Check it out, it's in the fucking Daily Rotten Archives! I was looking to do something special for my niece because my brother's a jerk, so it just happened that Sunday and the Lancaster location would work out nicely. Ik said he was going to be there so I just said "hey that would be cool if ran into each other there." I mean it's kid's place, it's not like I wanted to meet him there for a fight. But he's too fucking cheap to take his kid's to Chuck E's, or else he's too embarassed of himself and his family to show up, so he took them to some lame local fireworks display instead. Now he's making up stories about me wanting to pursue a sexual relationship with him. I was going to the Chuck E. Cheese's in Lancaster either way, but he's made it sound like I was trying to lure him into some kind of trap.
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 22:43
BTW, ik, I'm not the one who apparently sent you a fake email from bascha. Looks like you've got more than one troll to deal with.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 12-Jul-2009 23:10
It's a madhouse! A MAAAAADHOOOOOOOUSE! Hey, bitches. Thought I'd drop in to remind you of your mother's weight problem. The anti-norace shit is awesome! And I see that his posts aren't showing up now. Maybe it's my computer, but hopefully he's gone! HOPEFULLY he's gone to take care of handling overwhelming problems like paying for his family's funerals and convincing the cops that he didn't do it, it was a nutty Viking and a Maltese black magician. Here's something dead. Sexy. For you-all! 
From: ik
Date: 13-Jul-2009 00:47
to lighten the mood some things I must say conservative or liberal it all fades to gray but tell you young people the truth a Celt must if you didn't have an asshole your belly would bust
From: rectumfister [got pooh?]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 01:29
Catch'ya later you welching fuck.
From: ik
Date: 13-Jul-2009 01:32
Heya RF douchebag troll, I bet I can punch you three times while your falling over, and I never welched on a bet in my life.
From: rectumfister [got pooh?]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 01:40
Ik, you sound like the kind of guy who pays his bets&debts. You did pay your debt to society with time in prison. I would like to take you up on your bet but fear of catching HIV or some other disease you picked up during your years of intravenous drug use really scares me. Peace out
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 02:14
anyone who wishes to can go back in the archives and see that you are the one that pushed it to a grand fucknut ( read the qriginal posts, not the edited ones fucknut puts on here) as far as the phone call, you asked me to call you dimwit, I did and you freaked out ( fuckin pussy)
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 02:20
well not sure what is going on here but got an email that rotten was shut down. I remember lots of times it disappeared only to come back a bit later. Once we all got in a political fight years ago and thought for sure we lost it remember that one? Naw its back up amd I don't expect one person to get it shut down. Theres been a lot worse that norace; come on. Remember the guy who told everyone to click the link that gave everyone a shitty virus who clicked it. Theo was the only one who didn't fall for it; him and a select few others. (Including moi* ahem) but that was cause I only had a web tv back then lmfao. Or I would have gotten it too. But guess what at least I heard from skyfire; shes the one who forwarded the messge to me so that was great. She's in beautiful country now guys; and getting along nicely so that was cool hearing from her. I dont know what all this trolling is about however remember rotten is about the articles and our comments on them and the ffa is only a stop off to yak with each other. That has been ruined by people who don't seem to have their own identity and get off pretending to be someone else. Doesn't make any sense to me. But who am I to judge; a long time ago I used to love the trolls. They were actually entertaining. well catch ya later guys, but mostly on the articles. bye for now
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 02:20
and yer call NR an "attention' whore. ============== yes I do because if you were not then you would have let this matter die long long ago as far as pathetic? perhaps, but we are all pathetic in one way or another at least i see my kids and grandkids fairly often, they dont hate me they way yours hate you so who is more pathetic fucknut? me who posts on a forum for entertainment or you who does it because it is the only way you can fill the void in your heart ?
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 02:25
oh and amd was supposed to be and*** and least its not nad such as my fav poster types it cause we all know what nads are ya some things never change especially the tyypo queen which is moi* of course ;)
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 02:33
if this kind of trolling is getting someone some pleasure then just ignore them I suppose and let them get their satisfaction because maybe that is all they have in life is to mimic someone else. The old trolls were more fun because they were truly nuts. This kind of trolling is easy; anyone can pretend to be anyone. That in itself is only childs play. True trolling takes talent, ya
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 02:37
well gotta run again I gots a missing people page as most of you know and I send out bulletins for those kids and adults in the world who have gone missing. Fukin REAL monsters out there who need drug in the street and shot and I hope to find a few. RF I hope work is going ok and would love to hear from you.
From: rectumfister [got pooh?]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 02:50
LOL that aint norace hehehe he was banned just today as a matter o' fact Spits,, Yawn.. P T You can't stop it There are many Not just one<< I"m no norace but I still dont Like YOU
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 03:23
Man of man.....if no one talked about IT or to IT and IT's trolls, this would have quit WAY long ago. Not that I am helping now. Just ignore IT, and tell Duder when he spams.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 03:33
Hello, RF. How is life? America is going to hell, BTW. Soldiers are being blasted to pieces in Afghanistan, but Michael Jackson is more important. Buy a gun while you still can.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 04:15
Just got back Fre. from driving to Colorado and touring the Rocky mountain national park and Black canyon national park. I am still tired two days after getting back. Did you see the pics. I posted?
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 06:40
It's a Texas thing. Dinosaur Valley State Park.  Have pictures of mini in the prints. Garner was so much fun this time! Mini was confused by the lack of electronic thingies! Gonna have to do that more often...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9hYAQQFsoc Dammit, pay attention! This is awesome. RF- you really should have paid dipshit. Don't make bets you won't keep. It ain't Southern.  How's the bro? How's the 'vette?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Jul-2009 07:04
I see Duder fixed the crashed server, nice. Thanks Duder. Seems a couple of posts are gone as well, thanx again Duder.
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 07:05
Nice. I have a 73 Malibu that I am perpetually working on. I've turned over a few cars since I bought it. I'm doing bad, bad things to this one. I want it dark grey with black SS stripes and a fucked up looking hood. My father in law is helping me on this....... we're trying to get our hands on a 502 crate engine.  I'm looking to buy a new car in the spring..... either a Challenger or a Camaro. Still doing some research.
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 07:08
BTW, thanks for the email goyle. It seems that the problem has been (temporarily) fixed. Good for future use. I don't like trolls pissing in my playground.
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 07:13
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 13-Jul-2009 07:08 I am not real fond of the new camaros, the new chargers have some cool going on ______________________ It's a tough one. I love the Challenger's looks, for the same price you get 420hp in the Camaro vs 375 in the Challenger. The Challenger looks way better though. I think I need to drive them both and check out the interiors. I'm looking to buy in March or so, after the CDN winter, which fucking sucks and destroys your car.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Jul-2009 07:18
RF, she sometimes freaks at the little things, I hope she's calmer now. rhag, no problem. It is nice to remove the children occasionally
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 07:44
They dropped the ball on the charger, compared to what they've done with the Challenger. Although the Charger police version looks badass.  VS.  C'mon..... not even the same car.  Probably not what you want in the rear view mirror.
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 08:10
Agreed Rhag, the charger looks like someone just punched it in its snub nose. The challenger is hawt. I saw two diff new challengers on the road one day last week. One matte black, the other cobalt.
From: sensuous
Date: 13-Jul-2009 09:44
Blithe good to see you back. (Dammit! I knew I should have made a bet) Cracker, nice pics. I'm stealing a couple.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 09:57
I've come to the conclusion that if rotten ever goes down I will be going with the ship! Even if I post less and less... the fact is I've been here since the birth and it would only be fitting that I'm here for the death as well. Even though I've been trolled all to hell I will not be changing my username. I've thought about it 'cause I don't like the copkiller title anymore; but this is the name I started out with and is the name I will end with! Even though I had (still kinda do) a lot of trouble when I started out on this forum I never backed down and did all my battles with this account! Unless someone gets ahold of my pass word then I'd get another username... until then I'm the one & only catwoman!
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 10:03
then I'm the one & only catwoman! You're a fucking Idiot. Die
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 10:07
I don't understand the point of making up fake troll usernames. It just creates more things to keep track of. If I decide to call someone an asshole, then they get it from the source. Like, "Hey Rectal, go fuck yourself, you Santorum dripping asshole." Now I know that I called RF an asshole, and not my alter ego, and he knows it too. 
From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 10:09
the fact is I've been here since the birth Idiot. You would have been 13 years old douchebag. Now tell us you invented DSL and things. Asshole
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 10:09
RF -- We rarely even acknowledge another. I will say you are one of the biggest losers on the board though. You actually talk with trolls, almost obsessed with them. I don't think you're in love with me, I know you're in love with Mark.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 11:34
That's way below the falls....used to be an enormous rope swing about there. Paddle-boats above the falls. (BTW, Frio is Spanish for 'cold'.) Keep going downriver, you could air mattress all the way to Concan....assuming you didn't run into any trot-lines. Cool place....haven't been there in 25 years. Used to cave-crawl and capture millipedes; storing them in battery-less flashlights!
From: rectumfister [got pooh?]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 11:56
Yee haw duder hasn't banned me!! Hey duder what's the haps? Nice to see you awake and deleting posts. Why you picking on norace? You could have banned norass and let norace stay.
From: mark [nelson]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 12:20
poop lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeiNl9vUlXc That's why someone on here has rectal fissures!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Jul-2009 12:36
Well wasn't that special? Kinda dead here today. Everyone scared off since the server crashed?
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 12:44
Phoe stepped on a nail in Israel infected her phalanges swimmin' in the Ganges & cracked her calcaneus whilst skiin' in Scarsdale
From: richard [Groves]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 12:50
Well wasn't that special? Kinda dead here today like I wish I were. I'm all alone again. Was everyone scared when the server crashed? I don't know what I'd do without rotten. All the females love me here. Hey GD, can I sniff your butt? Stfu, you haz mails and don't wory I wont say anything about you having the Tss handle.. and,, and I wont tell anyone that you were Norass. BFF
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Jul-2009 12:55
Yeah, it does, this place is still funky though, I can't get to the home page or to where I can submit an article.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 13:05
Phoe stepped on a tack in Saskatchewan & were pricked by a pine needle in Pakistan
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 13-Jul-2009 13:28
Having punctured a tire outside o' Montpelier Phoe thumbed a ride in her underwear
Updated: 18-Jul-2009 22:34
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