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No Fucking
New York Times | Submitted by: Rooney Eats It
"A federal trial opened here Monday over whether a Kansas law prohibiting virtually all sexual activity by people under age 16 means health care professionals and educators must report such behavior to state authorities, which some say would stop many teenagers from seeking contraception or treatment for sexually transmitted diseases."
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From: crawlspace [crawlspace]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:25
"Illegal sexual activity by minors can lead to S.T.D.'s, unwanted pregnancies, abortion, depression, mental illness," Mr. Alexander said. what the fuck? mental illness? it can lead to unwanted pregnancies, abortion, depression, et. al. for all age groups, not just for minors. sexuality is a personal choice, and as long as it remains personal (ie. as long as we aren't fucking in the streets) and consensual, then no part of the government should have any say in it. i wonder if he'll adjust the laws to exclude the underage prostitutes he regularly hires.
From: oddser5050 [does the pass set up the run or does the run set up the pass?]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:37
Like Nancy said, just say no!
From: ledaemon [LeDaemon]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:37
Hmmmm, I wonder if they're going to make that law retroactive to the past several decades? Perhaps then they could ask the guy trying to get that law passed how old he was when he lost his virginity. Judging by his picture it would probably be safe to say he's still working on it and would be free from prosecution.
From: frankrizzo
[Frank Rizzo]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:53
From: evildave82 [the middle finger of fate] Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:50 I am officially nominating Kansas as the second most Rotten state in the Union. All in favor? ---------------------------- Aye!
From: necrophiliac [coldone]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:58
laws won't stop people from having sex.
From: ogrotten
[rotten og]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:08
Let's apply this law retroactively for the past 70 years. Anyone who is 85 or younger and had sex under the age of 16 should be charged with statuatory rape, no statute of limitations. We can build a wall around Kansas and turn the entire state into a prison.
From: veryneardeath [almostdeaded]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:14
the real fact is when your hot your hot.this is 2006 sex is recognized as a normal human function. sex education is the answer. and buy stock in our major condom makers i will never forget the times in my ford falcon. thank you sue and joanne and laurie and margherite and andrea and marilyn and theresa and angela and oh i'm sorry for the ones i did't mention i don't have enough time
From: soronuume [Masaro Kujata]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:26
=/ I know it's a Canadian quote, but 'the government has no place in the bedrooms of it's citizens' seems to be rather appropriate for this situation.
From: guntotingliberal [GunTotingLiberal]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:42
Social conservatism at it's best. Let's keep government off our backs and vote Neo-con. Coming soon to a red state near you, The War On Sex!
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:42
We're not fucking in Kansas anymore.
From: kerrys180 [Still Waiting]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 19:10
"Social conservatism at it's best. Let's keep government off our backs and vote Neo-con." Have you any idea what "neo-con" means?
From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 19:11
...and it was legal for under 16 year olds to do so before? ...oh and...Kansas IS a prison! Trust me!
From: tucanscrew
[three's more fun]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 19:48
Well I was going to say, before I was so rudely interupted, that I wouldn't expect anything less of Fred Phelps' home state. Apparently someone felt I needed to take a side trip and see gay porn. I couldn't really tell it was porn because the screens kept changing so fast. From what I could see, I'd have to say that someone with a crotch full of shit is not necessarily gay. However, since I wasn't there when the picture was taken.....but I digress. Thanks for making me feel the need to run my anti-spyware and av programs, I'm sure I don't do it nearly often enough. It worked out well, I kicked 1100 cookies, 13 programs and 11 reg edit changes. So, thanks again. Oh, one more thing, your still an asshole.
From: elroy [Elroy Jetson]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 19:53
I'm a big fan of any law that stops people in Kansas from procreating.
From: incubus [Hugh Wang]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 20:08
From: elmerjfudd [I own a mansion and a yacht] Date: 31-Jan-2006 19:12 Countjulian...tell me one good reason I shouldn't hunt you down and beat your ass for that link. -------- Why do you need a reason?
From: kerrys180 [Still Waiting]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 20:49
elmer: Not exactly. It refers to people who have traditionally belonged to the Democrat party but have subsequently left because they feel the Democrat party has abandoned them and its own principles. In code, it's an anti-Semitic slur used by people on the Left to describe "self-hating" Jews who have dared to stray off the Democrat plantation. Irving and Bill Kristol, David Frum, Paul Wolfowitz, etc. are neo-cons. George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Pat Buchanan are not.
From: guardian [Guardian]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 21:10
The authorities in Kansas(Or any other state) have much bigger fish to fry(killers, rapists, thieves, etc.) I don't see why they're concerning themselves with the personal lives of private citizens & their choices, YES CHOICES! Hey, this is America, the land of the FREE! Ya hear that lawmakers.........FREEEEEEE!!!
From: richfeelmo [Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 21:12
I live in Kansas and what I love about this article is that it doen't mention that the legal age of consent is 16.
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 31-Jan-2006 22:05
In code, it's an anti-Semitic slur used by people on the Left to describe "self-hating" Jews who have dared to stray off the Democrat plantation. huh? 'antisemetic slur', 'self-hating jews' - nice try, it would be funny to have everyone cry racist bigot the next time some hapless fucknut uses that term, but I'm not buying it.
From: blackfrancis [Black Francis]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 23:03
I'm from Kansas. PLEASE don't hold it against me. Pun intended. Outside of fucking, the only things there are to do in Kansas are meth, gaybashing, & pretending that evolution couldn't possibly have any scientific integrity. At sixteen I had to have my parents sign a consent form to determine whether or not I could go to a sex ed class. That's why I moved. Bunch of backwards, redneck, jackasses. I weep for the future.
From: abaratar [abaratar]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 23:32
"According to Irving Kristol, former managing editor of Commentary and now a Senior Fellow at the conservative American Enterprise Institute in Washington and the Publisher of the hawkish magazine The National Interest, a neoconservative is a "liberal mugged by reality," meaning someone who has become more conservative after seeing the practical impact of liberal foreign and domestic policies. " "Michael Lind, a self-described former neoconservative, wrote that neoconservatism "originated in the 1970s as a movement of anti-Soviet liberals and social democrats in the tradition of Truman, Kennedy, Johnson, Humphrey and Henry ("Scoop") Jackson, many of whom preferred to call themselves 'paleoliberals.' When the Cold War ended, "many 'paleoliberals' drifted back to the Democratic center... Today's neocons are a shrunken remnant of the original broad neocon coalition. Nevertheless, the origins of their ideology on the left are still apparent. The fact that most of the younger neocons were never on the left is irrelevant; they are the intellectual (and, in the case of William Kristol and John Podhoretz, the literal) heirs of older ex-leftists."[1]"
From: abaratar [abaratar]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 23:51
people started using the word again in 2003 for the 2004 election, its part of that fun word association game. neo makes you think neo nazzy, con makes you think convict, con-artist, con-man, so when the word is associated with a group or an individual it makes your brain nerons start fireing down already established nerro paths that give you negative feelings, it quite genius. Once your brain starts automaticly connecting an idividualss name to associate with the word neo-con, everytime you here that individuals name you will feel the same negitive emotions or feelings that you feel when you here the words neo-nazzy, convict or conman. car sales 101. ever notice that used car lots don't sell used cars anymore, now days dealerships sell pre-owned automobles, get it. "used car" sends your thoughts down an established nerro path that has connections to negative feelings, pre-owned creates a new path that has not been contaminated with negative feelings yet, in 10 years they will need a new word for used cars. I know most people know this stuff, but this sight seems to atract a lot of young people
From: stripmall [generic]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 23:55
moments like these make me wonder why i love the midwest.....
From: stripmall [generic]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 23:57
either or ..... either way we can argue about BBQ or hot dogs
From: stripmall [generic]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 00:04
not only have i encouraged safe sex : i have gone as far to practice "dangerous sex " (i.e. with girls of less than exceptionale character )at least twice when inebriated
From: guntotingliberal [GunTotingLiberal]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 01:50
Kerry180, Defining neo-cons as "liberal jews" who have jumped party ship is a new one for me. When me and my fellow liberals speak of Neo-cons we are talking about the ultra-conservatives who hijacked the republican party after Nixon fell. They were powerful republicans who didn't really espouse conservatism. So we refer to their brand of conservatism as neo-conservatism. It has nothing to do with being jewish. Such an odd thing to bring up when most of the anti-semites reside in the republican party. More odd, is how the upper parts of the republican party are up Israels butt with support. They seem a useless and worthless allie. Nice conflict. Bush and Cheney are neo-cons. They are also cowardly chicken hawks and quite antiamerican. They certainly are not conservatives, that's for sure. I can't think of one way they are conservative. They are ULTRA social conservatives but just about everything else conservative republicans stand for they do the opposite. But take your pick: the democrats are destroying the country passively by being ineffectual and pathetic while the republicans are actively destroying our country and killing our citizens.
From: abaratar [abaratar]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 02:19
other than the muslims, who are the anti-seamites I've met people that don't like back people and mexicans and arabs and chineese people, but never met anyone that didn't like jews just for being jews? white?, I so don't get it. anyway who are the anti-semites? and what are an anti for?
From: theyellowsnow [yellowsnow]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 02:22
<<In code, it's an anti-Semitic slur used by people on the Left to describe "self-hating" Jews who have dared to stray off the Democrat plantation>> what a load of fucking crap you chat kerrys180, turning it into a anti-semetic whinge is complete bollox. as for pat.... i cant wait for the cunt to fall off his perch
From: madcow2
[Cathy]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 03:13
I thought this was about under 16's not having sex legally in Kansas? They will just have to move to Ontario - the legal age of consent is 14 there.
From: creepyguy [in the shadows]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 03:41
What a douchebag!I lived in Kansas for about 9 months and fucking is about the only thing worth doing there more than once(or even once)And by the by werent most of the people in biblical times not only fucking but starting families at about 14 or 15?I would love to check this guys personal computer and tell him and all his biblebelt friends to go fuck themselves.(provided they are above legal age for this)
From: creepyguy [in the shadows]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 03:49
Guntotingliberal,the reason all those pasty white upperechelon neocons give two shits about Israel has nothing to do with it being full of Jews or owed to them as a result of the holocaust and Americas undying compassion for the survivors.It has EVERYTHING to do with the fact that the second coming of Christ is due in Israel so if they want Jesus to come again they need to make sure its there for him to come to.That is all...
From: georgedublubusch [Head pooBa]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 03:55
PEOPLE, they're the worst kind! 
From: antinomianist
[AERDNA]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 04:23
From: stripmall [generic] Date: 1-Feb-2006 00:04 not only have i encouraged safe sex : i have gone as far to practice "dangerous sex " (i.e. with girls of less than exceptionale character )at least twice when inebriated --- Indeed...just last night I brought home a random drunk lesbian... What exactly do they see as "sex" for these kids? Ie. is oral sex ok? I bet in Kansas they don't even know what that is...
From: justice33
[Justice Charlie]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 04:24
...fucking Republicans... I swear to God these people have no common sense - at all. Sorry fuckers are destroying our country while the dumbshit Dems just stand there with drooling slack jaws. Is everyone just going fucking crazy or is it just me? Oh, kerrys180 [Still Waiting], it is the ignorance of people like you that will doom this country. Stop listening to Fox News and Rush Limbaugh, think for yourself, and maybe your head will sqeeze forth from your ass.
From: cobrastrike [cobra]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 05:46
It never fails...those that don't any sex at all try to prevent those people who are having sex from getting it.
From: splittheatom
[Assless]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 05:59
"...only one state, California, had previously tried to require reporting of all under-age sex, and that it reversed course after a year in the early 1990's because the authorities were flooded with 'irrelevant and obstructive' reports". Now that sounds like a strategy.
From: nekoturk [Amy]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 06:09
Good luck trying to outlaw sex amongst teens. . . I'm getting horny just thinking about this, thank Kansas!
From: cdntruthseer
[look past the propaganda]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 06:17
"" "Illegal sexual activity by minors can lead to S.T.D.'s, unwanted pregnancies, abortion, depression, mental illness," "" Same as for adults huh? I don't know why this is even discussed at these levels. They really want to legislate sex more huh. It was Pierre Elliot Trudeau (Prime Minister of Canada - 70's) that said gov has no business in the bedrooms of the nation. The Virgin Mary was only 14 when she gave birth, GOD would be considered a criminal in Kansas, if not a pedophile. How fucking ironic is that????????
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 06:57
"law prohibiting virtually all sexual activity by people under age 16" Jesus H, why don't they just pass a law saying that the sky should be orange and it should snow in summer? You can't legislate forces of nature. When in doubt, I refer to the Constitution, but the founding fathers didn't say anything about defying reality. Franklin and Jefferson would probably beat up whoever passed this bill and call them eunuchs.
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 07:13
 Look at this man. Look at the crap tie, the bunghole-looking whining mouth and most of all, look at that combover. This is not a man who can have anything like an educated opinion on human sexuality.
From: cdntruthseer
[look past the propaganda]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 07:23
"" teratomarty [Self-made man] Franklin and Jefferson would probably beat up whoever passed this bill and call them eunuchs. "" I agree with all you said. Franklin and Jefferson would probably have the WH surrounded and the rulers in shackles by now on a whole host of issues.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 08:15
 Teens as young as 12. please read this. As a sorry, pathetic, shmuck who couldn't get laid untill he was 20, let me assure you of a scientific fact: Teenage bodies and minds are more attune and specialized for sexual intercourse than the bodies of people who are just on the verge of turning 20. It's a scientific fact: for both boys A-N-D girls. That idea that women reach their sexual peak in their mid thirties: P-U-R-E, UNFILTERED, POLITICALLY/CULTURLLY PRODUCED M-Y-T-H. Look it up if you think i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about here. This is a frightening fact for Politicians (obviously), teachers, parents, society at large etc. to have to deal with (as this article proves.) You'll read and hear time and time again from people who are FULL OF SHIT when they say things like: "Well, as a 49-year-old male, I feel that my sex life has never been more fulfilling; or, more often you'll here women giddy with the bullshit revelation: "Now that I'm 38, I cum harder than ever!" Get your condoms on, your birth control meds pumping through your veins, and get your fuck on, kids. Sex NOT ONLY loses its thrill and insity as you age, but you have to work harder to get it (especially for males) then you ever could've imagined. Economics, children (if you were dumb enough to have any), transportation, ailments, culture, etc., etc., ad infinitum all become factors that are fully capable of snuffing out any or even all enjoyment from sex. Life don't get easier once you're past you're past you're teenage years.
From: wolfear [Othello]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 08:29
Here is a little side note to all of this. About a year ago a guy in the neighboring state of NE snuck down to Kansas to marry his then 14y/o girlfriend (he was like 24 or older at the time) anyway he married her in Kansas because they don't have a minimum legal age for marriage as long as a guardian will say it is ok. So this little skanks mom says it's ok to marry this guy and the get it done in kansas and as soon as they came back to Nebraska the husband got popped for child molestation of his legal wife. Not here to argue the merits of this case so much as I am trying to understand how the state can have both of these laws on the books w/out any conflict. Oh yeah I forgot. It's kansas.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Feb-2006 08:32
From: cynicalbitch [Angelina's thong] Date: 1-Feb-2006 07:11 He probably doesn't anyway Gargoyle. Did you see that combover? ----------- You got me there, LOL. Hope he never has kids, they'd grow up to be bigger fucktards than daddy.
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 08:34
Life don't get easier once you're past you're past you're teenage years. I'd debate this. Life doesn't necessarily get easier, but it does change. One of the most important changes is that you get to be a legally and financially independent individual- you have the full power of freedom of choice for the first time. At 19, I chose to leave my podunk hometown and start sucking as much dick as my heart desired (well, not quite that much, because I've got to eat actual food sometime). Getting sex got much easier as a direct result of the choices I made. In the pubertal process of learing to be a fully-fledged human being, you can choose to cultivate personal hygiene, a sense of humour and conversational skills that will help you to get laid. On the other hand, you can choose to eat McDonald's food, live with your mother forever, and play World of Warcraft all the time. Your choices can make your life easier or harder. Sure, I'm not as hot as I was at 16, but life is infinitely easier than it was. Also, I never get shoved into my own locker any more.
From: smokey
[krispy]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 08:35
the mid west is fuckig shitty as hell, i know because i unfortunately lived there for 2 months. fuck the mid west, especially kansas. its ok to fuck sheep but you cant have sex if your 16, urrrrr!!! and for you count julian i shall have to curse you. ohhhhhhh!!!!!
From: chowdapipe [Dr. Nuge]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 08:41
I can see it now: "No Billy it's against the law here in Kansas." Billy rolls off and fires up a blunt and takes a pull off of his 40, "Damn law, guess I'll go throw cider blocks through car windows instead."
From: tsentsen [tsentsen]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 08:46
What a way to purchase future votes at re-election. The kids aren't old enuf to vote...so let's take the pressure of responsibly raising your child and shift it over to someone else ie:teachers. Hey - that way the parents can have a much needed break, and to show their gratitude they will vote for whatever ass-hat supports this time and money wasting endeavor. Fuck! No wonder kids don't learn anything in school any more. There's so much unduly place responsibility piled high upon teacher's plates that they don't have the time to educate the kids anymore.
From: justanamerican [justanamerican]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 08:58
"Among the issues debated Monday was the very definition of sexual activity. Anal and vaginal intercourse and oral sex are mentioned in the law, as is "lewd fondling or touching" done with "the intent to arouse," which Ms. Jones said could cover even intense French kissing." Wow. The definition of "intent to arouse" sounds so broad that maybe even holding hands while giving each other sexy looks can be interpreted as a violation of the law. Where does one draw the line? More importantly, how exactly does Kline think that this and requiring agencies to report "illegal" sexual activity will deter sexual encounters among minors in general?
From: dali
[I.C.P. Niss]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 09:00
*does the moron dance* Seriously, cause mental illness? Bullshit. Hell, by virtue of that law, kids under 16 can't even jack off anymore. That's it, I'm starting a new social movement. It's called "Stab the moron in the brain". Everytime someone tries to impose his/her moronic view of the world on someone else, that person gets stabbed in the brain, removing a burden to society. We'd get rid of bible thumpers, of people against abortion, of racists, of bureaucrats, etc. It's the perfect thing to do!
From: bigcelticbitch [fighting the good fight]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 09:18
...because we all know that we didn't fuck or smoke weed or drink booze, JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD US "NO". What-the-hell-ever...this is right wing idiocy at its finest. The ironic thing is...it's their sexually uneducated kids who get knocked up. People, if we stop condemning sex, keeping factual information away from kids, and just telling them "DON'T, IT'S SINFUL!!!" instead of taking the time to actually educate the kids about sex... we de-mystify it, other countries have proven this, the countries with the most inclusive sex education and most access to contraception and abortion, the teens actually have LESS sex. These anti-sex, "pro-life" idiots should have been aborted.
From: cdntruthseer
[look past the propaganda]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 09:34
Maybe they could invent a drug to control sexual urges. Add it to their Ritalin or something. Dose them all with it as a precaution. Or maybe, modify the chip that they plan to implant at birth to track their urges as well as movements, and transmit the information over existing cell networks to a central point for actioning. If they violate, cut off their cable!!!
From: canadagirl78
[God, make me chaste. But not yet.]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 09:43
From: abaratar [abaratar] Date: 31-Jan-2006 23:51 people started using the word again in 2003 for the 2004 election, its part of that fun word association game. neo makes you think neo nazzy, _____________________________________________________________________________ Man, you are seriously in danger of making my brain explode. Please, WTF is a nazzy? Oh, you mean NAZI?!? Fuck sake, you are either stupid or lazy- either way, it means your opinion is essentially worthless. Take some fucking pride in your thoughts or save 'em- if you don't care, why the fuck should I?
From: kerrys180 [Still Waiting]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 11:13
Thanks for proving my point....Kristol, Lind, Podhoretz. No one knows it better than Jews who have been repeatedly screwed by Dims. That there are young Turks (Jew or WASP) willing and wanting to emulate them is fine by me. The argument can be made that W is not any kind of conservative. Cheney's a Paleo with serious neo sympathies. For all practical purposes, people who are actively engaged in politics (and have been for years) understand EXACTLY what is meant by "neocon" --- it matters not that the word has been seized upon by neophytes (there's another one for you to Google) who don't get (or old crusties who won't admit) the subtleties and nuances (hat tip to John Kerry).
From: kerrys180 [Still Waiting]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 11:21
"Oh, kerrys180 [Still Waiting], it is the ignorance of people like you that will doom this country. Stop listening to Fox News and Rush Limbaugh, think for yourself, and maybe your head will sqeeze forth from your ass. " Hey, Fucknut: If YOU were able the think for YOURSELF, you could come up with something more original than a rant about Fox News and Rush Limbaugh. C'mon little liberal, you can do it. Think hard...hard...harder. Well, fuck ---maybe you can't.
From: dali
[I.C.P. Niss]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 11:31
Kerry, you're annoying me. Just to be sure, are you one of those people who call the media liberal? If so, tell me so I can properly ignore you. Seriously though, you guys are drifting off subject. The point here is that ALL sexual activity is forbidden to teens under 16, INCLUDING masturbation. You guys should be reacting more violently to this. Now go, and burn down the white house my puppets! ... Oops, I meant friends. Not puppets, friends! Anyway, this law is bullshit, stab the guy who came up with it in the brain.
From: robojesus
[Cyber Sacrilege]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 12:43
God fucking dammit. As soon as Kansas (Sasnak as I like to call it) shows up on here, everyone is out to get it. This is why I stopped bitching about Florida. I think they just happen to report more on news we'd like to hear about. I talk to people in over 20 states from coast to coast every day at work. There's stupid people everywhere (on more than one occasion I've been on the phone with someone that plugged a power strip into itself and didn't understand why it didn't work). This is where I was about to start a long rant about how everything is fucked up and we only get to choose between the officials that run and how our priorities are focused on business that isn't ours to begin with but I'm tired and at work where there's too many distractions. It's not like any of you cared anyways. I guess if I wanted your attention I could just stick a link in here and insist that you don't click it, but that's not how we do things here in Sasnak. Kansas doesn't really suck, this law won't change anything, it's just there to keep certain people happy. I've lived here all 22 years of my life and it's not much different from any of the other states I've been to. Come down here, we'll have some cheap drinks and maybe go to the Cosmosphere and look at space...stuff.
From: kerrys180 [Still Waiting]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 12:47
dial: I'm annoying myself by continuing to respond to these numbnuts. No masturbation? Well, fuck --- that changes everything. Fuck them!
From: evildave82
[the middle finger of fate]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 13:01
Ease up Robo, I'm right next door in Iowa, and thus have been subject to all sorts of "hog and corn farmer" stereotypes in the course of my life; I've never lived within 10 miles of a farm and I've never handled a hog that wasn't on my plate, but it doesn't stop people who have never been here from asking it. I agree; there are morons everywhere, and I don't REALLY believe that being from Florida or Sasnak is some sort of predisposal to be ignorant, mullet clad, and slack-jawed. It is interesting to me that certain states show up in DailyRotten more than others, but my first thought on meeting someone new from Kansas or Florida is not "I wonder if they ever bought a tattoo from a door-to-door salesman" or "Better check their kids diaper for weed." It's impossible to tell it from the lack of expression type allows, but all my state-bashing comments are very tongue in cheek. Can't speak for others here, but I usually assume they are the same way... Thanks for clearing up that power strip issue too; now I can finally get the Christmas lights working...
From: guntotingliberal [GunTotingLiberal]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 13:28
Kerry's180, If you want "little libs" to stop accusing you of towing the Rush, Fox and Sean party line you should stop using their mannerisms and "facts". I joined the young democrats in 1987 and we were refering to members of the Republican party, not elected or even appointed officials, just party members as neo-cons back then. They were decidedly not jewish. But if you don't like that label, which you seem not to, we can call them anything you like. I prefer Anti-american scumbags, myself. To suggest that Bush + co. are not neo-cons is fairly silly. The people in charge of the republican party put who they wanted in the white house, (just like the democratic party did except for presidential candidate not actual prez), the put neo-cons or people who are willing to fulfill the ends of neo-cons unquestionably, in power. To me, that makes them neo-cons. If they aren't how could we classify them? Let's see... Bush and co. aren't democrats or liberals. They aren't traditional Republicans or conservatives. If you don't like Neo-con we can call them Neo-repubs since they are redefining what it means to be a republican or maybe Ulra-cons, I like that, it sums up the flavor of these hypocrits. With a lovely hint of the jail time to come... Case in point - Bush said last night, to paraphrase, "lets use a civil tone to debate matters of difference" Example of hypocrisy - Vice President Chenney to Tim Leahy last year or so, not paraphrased, "Fuck off." Or maybe as Bush was espousing Freedom they were taking Cindy Sheehan out in handcuffs for wearing a teeshirt with only four numbers on it. Thoughtcrime was they only crime she was guilty of. Amazingly, another woman was wearing a teeshirt with "offensive" material on it but she was asked only to leave seeing as she was a republican house member's wife. One asked quietly to leave the other escorted in handcuffs. Both for the same offense. Equal justice under law? But wait, here is the best part - the offending shirt for the repubs wife had words on it - it said "Support Our Troops". These cowards in power know that their arguments can't even stand up to a couple of tee shirts. We would be better off with just about anyone in office, even Chenney, than GWB.
From: abaratar [abaratar]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 13:41
cannadagirl ? so you are saying that you agree with me? and on nazi/nazzy spell check was no help it started of as "notsy" but that looked way wrong, I do the best I can with what i have been given.
From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 13:52
"Pull my finger!" Bet he is busted in a jack shack or police prostitution sting soon!
From: dimitrov [Drunken Fetus]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 13:56
NOT VALID IN KANSAS as per order of the Board of Education, November 8, 2005 Use of this device or substance may require, imply, and/or endorse the existence of one or more of the following: chemistry; evolution; electromagnetism; gravity; mathematics; thermodynamics; education. -print and tape to everything you possess!
From: madcow2
[Cathy]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 14:08
I wonder what this guy would say about the 11 year old boy who went to my son's school. This 11 year old boy got a 14 year girl pregnant. He is one of the worlds youngest fathers (must be something in the water around here!) The kid said he didn't use protection because he didn't think he was old enough! The school gave him paternity leave and he was there for the birth of his baby. Both families are being supportive.
From: madcow2
[Cathy]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 14:11
That brings me to another point. This guy won't say if he will prosecute if both parties are minors. That would be a terrible reason to give someone a criminal record - just because they are young and in love. If he does, it will just make loads of people criminals and that will prevent them getting jobs - stupid idea.
From: pontiuspilatus
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 14:27
Give Phill Kline a break: A) For hundreds of years, the church managed to control people by controlling their sexual lives, so why wouldn't he give it a try? He already has the looks of a priest, and that's a start! B) He obviously has no idea what sex is, so it's not easy for him to create a law ruling over it. Would it be easy for you to repair a Tupolev with only a russian manual? I didn't think so! Conclusion: Phil Kline for President! (of the United Apes of Zimbabwe only though)
From: robojesus
[Cyber Sacrilege]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 14:34
dimitrov. I'm not going to go into detail about all the airplanes we build here in Kansas, not even our engineering program (one of the best in the country) at our college here in Wichita (that I attend). I don't even need to mention that the inventor of the microchip was born in Kansas (Leavenworth, to be specific). Nor do I need to bring up math and science scores from standardized tests in which Kansas (inexplicably, according to you) scores higher than the majority of the nation. I don't need to bring up that there are also members of the Kansas school board that are opposed to ID (and happen to like FSM). Ok, so I did bring that stuff up. I'm proud of my state. Talk to any sizable number of Kansans and you will find them to be intelligent and free thinking. I've been to other states and countries and the only place I'd want to live besides here would be New Zealand. I invite all of you to come here, take a look at our various Kansas science (WSU Engineering dept, KU Medical Center, Kansas Cosmosphere, Exploration Place, Sedgwick County Zoo, etc...) and most importantly, have some cheap drinks.
From: sullengirl [NameLess]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 15:17
Who the fucking christ, in this day & age, not be able to spell "NAZI"?
From: sullengirl [NameLess]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 15:18
Edit, "can not" is what I meant. Even skimming through abaratar's posts melts my brain, apparently.
From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 15:33
Outlaw Boones Farm Tickle Pink! "Last year, Mr. Kline successfully lobbied the Legislature to require that abortion providers collect fetal tissue from patients younger than 14 and turn it over to law enforcement." This guy might be cooler than you think! =============================================== Anal and vaginal intercourse and oral sex are mentioned in the law, as is "lewd fondling or touching" done with "the intent to arouse," which Ms. Jones said could cover even intense French kissing. HAWT!
From: robojesus
[Cyber Sacrilege]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 15:37
I think I'll enjoy computer engineering a bit more. You guys might hear about me on the other side of Rotten after I finish my remote controlled robotic urban assault tank. Two-hundred pounds of steel moving at 20mph with a fully functional rotating paintball turret and two auxiliary airsoft guns.
From: kerrys180 [Still Waiting]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 15:57
"I joined the young democrats in 1987 and we were refering to members of the Republican party, not elected or even appointed officials, just party members as neo-cons back then. They were decidedly not jewish. But if you don't like that label, which you seem not to, we can call them anything you like. I prefer Anti-american scumbags, myself. " Listen, Dickweed, I don't give a rat's left nut what you and the goddamn Dimocrat party called Republicans since 1987. I joined the College Republicans in 1982 and we've always known the difference between a neo, paleo and any other kind of conservative. We sure as shit don't need a bunch Commiecrats telling us who's who in our own fucking party. And I'm glad you like the label "Anti-American scumbag." Time you finally admitted it.
From: kerrys180 [Still Waiting]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 16:06
guntotingliberal [GunTotingLiberal]: 1) Spell Check is your friend. 2) Who the fuck is TIM Leahy??? You don't even know the names of your own goddamn senators and YOU are going to lecture me about what is and is not a neo-con??? Google's your friend too, Shit Bird. Wear it out. You fucking ignorant half-wit --- you belong in the fucking Democrat party. If the phrase was good enough for Big Dick when dealing with an asshat, it's good enough for me: GO FUCK YOURSELF. Jesus, asswipe can't even get the insult right.
From: zman1
[Zman1]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 16:41
From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 08:34
Life don't get easier once you're past you're past you're teenage years.
I'd debate this. Life doesn't necessarily get easier, but it does change. One of the most important changes is that you get to be a legally and financially independent individual- you have the full power of freedom of choice for the first time. At 19, I chose to leave my podunk hometown and start sucking as much dick as my heart desired (well, not quite that much, because I've got to eat actual food sometime).
Getting sex got much easier as a direct result of the choices I made. In the pubertal process of learing to be a fully-fledged human being, you can choose to cultivate personal hygiene, a sense of humour and conversational skills that will help you to get laid. On the other hand, you can choose to eat McDonald's food, live with your mother forever, and play World of Warcraft all the time. Your choices can make your life easier or harder. Sure, I'm not as hot as I was at 16, but life is infinitely easier than it was. Also, I never get shoved into my own locker any more. Wow Us nerds must've had it bad then (I've never been shoved into a locker because it's too small). I quit WoW what to do next? (sadly don't have gf but gotten close)
From: sullengirl [NameLess]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 17:04
Kerrys180, Please commit suicide. Thank you in advance.
From: kerrys180 [Still Waiting]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 19:07
Sullen: Sounds like that's more your style.
From: kerrys180 [Still Waiting]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 19:18
guntotinlib: Learn to spell check and use Google. "Case in point - Bush said last night, to paraphrase, "lets use a civil tone to debate matters of difference" Example of hypocrisy - Vice President Chenney to Tim Leahy last year or so, not paraphrased, "Fuck off." Who the fuck is "Tim" Leahy??? I assume you mean Pat Leahy and Big Dick told him, "Go fuck yourself" when Leahy tried to cozy up to him for a photo op on the Senate floor after trashing him all the previous week in front of the cameras. Jesus. Dumbass fucknuts can't even get the insults right.
From: headlesschrist [decapitated messiah]
Date: 2-Feb-2006 01:17
...and people wonder why America has fallen behind in so many areas As long as the bible believers are in charge, America will continue it's downward slide.
From: iguanac64 [Itchy Carter]
Date: 2-Feb-2006 17:52
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neocon ...much better discussion of what "Neocon" means. The overwhelming point in this is that current crop of Republicans stand for very little of what Republicans have stood for in the past. Republicans used to stand for (at least in words): 1. limited government...now they've become the party of big government. 2. financial responsibility...GWB is running the finances of the country like all the businesses he ruined and had to be bailed out of 3. states rights...until they became inconvenient ...on the bright side (?) they're still gung ho for social conservatism. Basically, it was all mostly lip service to get in a position of power so they could do everything they didn't have the power to do before.
From: veryneardeath [almostdeaded]
Date: 3-Feb-2006 14:09
intent to arouse? here come the thought police again
Updated: 6-Feb-2006 23:46
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