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Crappy Weed
WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: anonymous
"Two people in Orange County, Fla., were arrested after an 18-month-old was found with marijuana in his diaper, according to a Local 6 News report."
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From: 1angrybitch [just ask me]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:19
what, those poor innocent parents have to pay the price for their pot toting todler, and the kid gets to spend time at his aunts house? she's probably one of floridas finest methhores.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:34
Another meatless, dog shitty, or actually more like diaper shitty story.
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:40
Make sure and check the rattler for smack. Cheeky place to hide a stash.
From: backuptheholler
[Junebug James]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 17:41
Florida. Again. Sharonda and Keith. My what a handsome pair. Maybe they were trying their own urine test for marijuana. They just sort of had the whole concept bass ackwards.
From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 18:23
If every year ,whatever state was mentioned most in the daily rotten,got a years supply of Pabst Blue Ribbon,Florida and Kansas would go to war.
From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 19:14
a kid that shits pot...I'd say he's a keeper!
From: zonker [Odin's Revenge]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 19:52
I had some pot that smelled very strongly of baby shit once... My buddy got busted with a couple pounds, and called me to come and get it.. We spent a night creeping through the woods with red flashlights and the creepers on my CJ, and in the morning I had three garbage bags full of plants, and he went to jail. When all was said and done, there was a bit over two pounds, which I sold, mostly to myself. It was some seriously incredible stuff, stuff noone would even consider driving on. Smelled like baby shit, strongly. It would almost make you gag. I had it in the back of my hardtop CJ-7 that night, and the next morning, I could smell the pot outside my front door... Two stories up, 300-350 feet away. (Think about this. It was double-bagged, three garbage bags full) I paid his lawyer bills for him, and he got out of jail in three weeks.. My wife and I took the bags out into the woods to break it all down to buds; I still have a leaf or two in the 'marijuana' pages of the dictionaries & encyclopedia.
From: mingemeister [Dick DeGirth]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 20:26
I take it they didn't find the crack rocks in the rattle.
From: evildave82
[the middle finger of fate]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 20:56
"From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone] Date: 31-Jan-2006 19:14 a kid that shits pot...I'd say he's a keeper" It's Florida though, so they'd probably pull a modern day golden goose and try to open the kid up with a saw to get all the weed out... "Aw no Sharonda! Ain't nuffin' in here but innards!"
From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 31-Jan-2006 21:18
evildave82, and so nice of the kid to squirt them out in their own protective baggies! wonder if they fed the kid extra large meals on Thursdays so that they'd have 'more' for the weekend? one more: I've heard of pulling it out of your ass, but this is just ridiculous!"
From: stripmall [generic]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 00:17
bout time he paid his debt off .... even newborns aint smoking for free
From: backuptheholler
[Junebug James]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 03:38
zebrabob: I work with a woman who, every time she does her job, says "it's OK for something I just pulled out of my ass". Considering that one of her duties is arranging meal delivery for working lunches and dinners, I try to make other dining arrangements.
From: creepyguy [in the shadows]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 03:59
If this baby could piss Olde English 800 I would think these are a couple of the luckiest obvious welfare recipients in the world. 
From: goofyarkie [clueless]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 05:56
Hey, I'm the funny man...good one! LMAO!
From: nekoturk [Amy]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 06:15
Why did the cop have his face near the baby's ass any ways? Perv!
From: zonker [Odin's Revenge]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 06:54
....And, come to think of it, why didn't my parents gey MY tickets when I was a kid? That would take Oh, so many pot & alcohol violations off of my record. Entirely unfair. I demand that either my parents get my record, or this baby gets it's parents'.. Or else I'm going to, uh.. Kill this beer, godDamnit; This is a hostage situation with a simple buerocratic soloution.. Noone would want to see this poor ice-cold 24oz beer get killed, would they? No, wait.. It's begging to die.. Suicide!
From: badkarma [Enjoying the ride]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 09:37
That baby's never going to get high at this rate.
From: wiegehtesdir [Jimmy Jingo]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 11:21
Cops always sniff baby's bottoms. I makes them hot.
From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 1-Feb-2006 13:24
evildave82 "Aw no Sharonda! Ain't nuffin' in here but innards!" =========================== "No Boo, them is chitlins!"
Updated: 6-Feb-2006 23:46
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