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From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 04:08
When I'm naked, my weapon is not concealed. The Purple Sword of Vengeance.
From: daftmonkeyminion [of Bertrand Russell]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 04:23
I wonder if it was Tool's latest CD... But then I wonder why I wonder.
From: tricky359
[Patricia]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 04:26
You have to get up pretty early in the morning to be rotten today. I wonder if the tool in the rectum hurt or if he was used to it. What are the odds?
From: powderedtoastman
[Michael]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 04:52
it does sound kinda gay when you tell people you have a tool up your ass. It still doesnt say WHAT it was that he had hidden up the dirt road. Screwdriver? box cutter (ouch!!)? A taser maybe? I'd say taser - when you're fresh out of prison, your sphincter should be flexible enough to pass through a taser....
From: shittingbull [Bullshit]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 05:08
The article says it was an awl. What an awl looks like: 
From: goofyarkie [clueless]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 05:29
Probably used to having a "tool" up his butt.
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 05:53
Didn't this guy get enough wacking off and things up his ass in prison? If not the system is not working as well as we rottentotts hoped for.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 06:35
Seems to me this is just a case of some ass arsing around. He seems to have gotten the shitty end of the stick. It's a bum rap...I am certain the poor fellows lawyer will get to the bottom of things.
From: vubula
[]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 07:00
He was found naked, and masturbating out in the open on a tree stump. But they arrested him on 'suspicion' of indecent exposure? What the fuck?
From: morte266
[Old and Tired]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 07:06
Hey Vubula: Long time no read *blink*. I can answer that, btw. On our affidavits we can put that we saw the defendant do something Or that we have probable cause to believe he did something We always put have probable cause to believe, even if we saw him. Why? Because us seeing him do it is probable cause, too, and it keeps us from accidentally selecting the other option when we didn't actually see him commit the crime. The defense would tear us apart for that mistake. If you have Probable Cause to Believe ... then it is Suspicion of...
From: vubula
[]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 08:03
Hey Morte! Been busy with school. It's been a rough couple of weeks. So it's just a 'cover your ass' type deal. Let the lawyers sort it out. That makes sense. It's still pretty funny when you think about it from the layman point of view. 
From: thedusthunter [patrick dowdy]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 08:27
In regards to the porn story, skippin school AND breakin and entering to watch porn....  NIIIICE!
From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 08:58
Sticks a tool up his ass and masturbates... sounds like he really misses prison.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 11:12
I seriously doubt anyone in San Fran was too wrenched up about this particular story........if fact a majority of the aforementioned populace know awl about the insertion of such tools. (especially when hammered) Amusingly written story....the reporter hit the nail on the head. Unfortunately, the poor bastard is screwed. Socket to me!
From: frapkin [i frapkin]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 11:36
I hunt down and kill people that use puns.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 12:01
You shall NEVER retrieve the Necrenomicon..............you'll die in the graveyard before you get it!
From: lastlaugh06 [lester lipspray]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 12:03
At least he pulled it out of his ass himself. There was an urban myth going around that a man was seriously injured in a car accident in Philly and when the firemen went to pull him out of the wreck he had a pocket pussy that plugged into the lighter attached to his dick. The firemen then got into an argument about who had the lowest rank and seniority and was the one who had to take the thing off.
From: metalballs [fourtwenty]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 12:26
WTF??? Here "comes" the Nature boy: John Sheehan??? The cops needed backup from the firefighters??? To arrest a naked guy??? With a 6" awl wrapped in electrical tape up his asshole??? And then this: "When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said. YOU HAVE A FUCKING GUN! again, WTF???? This article baffles me.  By the way, this fuck up sounds white. I'll leave it at that.
From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 12:26
Police these days are amazingly comfortable with this "probable cause" garbage.
From: kat [stupid people should not breed]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 12:46
Army of darkness. Awesome movie.
From: letsamputate
[Chronic Limper]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 12:56
Truly rotten. El Cerrito is a neighbor to Richmond where the lady tortured her kid to death. Also a neigbor of where the guys drove off the cliff of the church on the hill and where the bikers encountered the crazy guy. I think the San Francisco bay area is going pretty much to hell.
From: moomoojuice
[It's milk... in a can]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 13:02
Do you really need to charge him for a concealed weapon? The cops knew he wasn't using it as a weapon, they just wanted be the bigger ASSHOLES (snicker) That would really piss me off to find out that I had to pay for someone elses jollies and they didn't even invite me.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 13:46
Frap, you might want to hunt me down when I say......are you ready for this? Awl's well that ENDS well!! har har har har!!!!!I'm such a funny butthole!!
From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 14:15
My guess is he decided he wanted to go back into the joint, rather than try to find a job.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 14:18
Good one Kat.........didn't think anyone would get it. "Into the pit with bloodthirsty sons-of-whores!"
From: morte266
[Old and Tired]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 16:25
Biffbaggo: lol That is because our entire job revolves around probable cause. It is the litmus test that we have to use to know whether or not we can arrest someone. By law I have to have probable cause to arrest you. It is the standard we have to use on every stop.
From: daveythedumbass
[Davey the Dumbass]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 17:19
That is because our entire job revolves around probable cause. It is the litmus test that we have to use to know whether or not we can arrest someone. By law I have to have probable cause to arrest you.
It is the standard we have to use on every stop. Probably cause becomes such a tricky thing, if San Diego cops were any indication.
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 17:34
hey daveythedumbass glad to see ya. i thought you had fallen off of a cliff. what have you been doing with yourself?
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 17:49
http://www.americanfilms.com/play.cfm?clipid=244&kw=meth Just postin' a movie of tha relartivs here
From: daveythedumbass
[Davey the Dumbass]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 17:54
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 17:34
hey daveythedumbass glad to see ya. i thought you had fallen off of a cliff. what have you been doing with yourself? Work & life have prevented me from Rottening nearnly enough. I'm still here, but I've become a bit of a lurker. Sorry, but I'm trying to post more.
From: morte266
[Old and Tired]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 18:19
Davey: Yeah, Very few things in this profession are set in stone. Common sense is a must because 90% of our job is making judgment calls on what we know at the time. Sometimes an idiot gets through the screening process... but usually bad judgment calls on the part of cops is just the percentages coming back to haunt them... nobody is right all the time. we can only try to be. It is almost guaranteed, though, that a cop will screw up at least once in his career... *shrug* we're only human
From: daveythedumbass
[Davey the Dumbass]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 18:42
From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 18:19
Davey:
Yeah, Very few things in this profession are set in stone. Common sense is a must because 90% of our job is making judgment calls on what we know at the time. In case you don't know, I'm not very anti-cop, but things like: http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20060904/news_1m4foleyshot.html Unarmed black man in a rich man's neighborhood gets shot, for not listening to an out-of-uniform cop in a non-police car. Shit, in most states that cop could be legally shot, since he hadn't presented proof he was an officer. Things like that make me worry about police, and them having any responsibility to protect and serve.
From: imareplicant [i_am_a_replicant]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 18:59
Yeah, Very few things in this profession are set in stone. Common sense is a must because 90% of our job is making judgment calls on what we know at the time. Sometimes an idiot gets through the screening process... but usually bad judgment calls on the part of cops is just the percentages coming back to haunt them... nobody is right all the time. we can only try to be. It is almost guaranteed, though, that a cop will screw up at least once in his career... *shrug* we're only human You are right. But yet you are still support the death penalty. Knowing that you make mistakes, as a trained police officer, and that trained judges,prosecutors, investgators and jurors too make mistakes, it would be logical to assume then that innocent people are on death row, yes? or?
From: morte266
[Old and Tired]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 19:00
Umm Davey? I don't know anything about the incident but what I read in that article.... But if everything in that article actually happened... the guy is lucky he's not dead. If everything in that article is true, then the officer was in the right. 1. The officer may not have been in uniform or in a marked car, but if he had his pistol on him then he also had his badge. The article said he Identified himself as an officer. 2. The GF drove the car at the officer before he ever shot the suspect, causing him to have to fire 2 round into the car first. 3. The article didn't say that the suspect was unarmed... the article said it wasn't clear whether he was armed or not... but that really doesn't matter... If I have a gun on you and you reach inside your beltline like you are going for a gun, you are probably going to get shot.. especially if I've already had to dodge a car and fire into it. 4. Even after the suspect got shot he kept coming at the officer. 5. The suspect has a history of problems with cops, which makes the officer's side of the story believable. There may be more to the story than what is in that article... almost definitely... but just from that article the officer is in the right.
From: morte266
[Old and Tired]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 19:04
IAM: I'm not going to turn this thread into another DP debate... wait until we have another DP thread. Anyone can make a mistake.. but the chances of the cops..the detectives..the DA...the judge..12 jurors.. 3 appellate courts(three judges on each one)..and the 5(or 7 in some states) man state supreme court all making the same mistake is vanishingly rare. That is the last thing I'm saying about the DP on this thread.
From: daveythedumbass
[Davey the Dumbass]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 19:38
From: morte266 [Old and Tired]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 19:00
Umm Davey?
I don't know anything about the incident but what I read in that article....
But if everything in that article actually happened... the guy is lucky he's not dead.
If everything in that article is true, then the officer was in the right.
1. The officer may not have been in uniform or in a marked car, but if he had his pistol on him then he also had his badge. The article said he Identified himself as an officer. Well, Cali has a problem with Mexican gangs dressing in very authentic police uniforms and police cars, complete with faked badges, just to arrest people to kidnap them for ransom or to murder them. Someone without a marked car can wait for backup while I sit in my car, thank you. Then again, I left the state for a lot of reasons.
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 20:37
morte266, first of all thank you for your service. being a female i am not about to pull over for an unmarked police car. i will go to a well light populated place. i will then asked the office to call for a marked car. i believe i am well within my rights to do so.
From: morte266
[Old and Tired]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 20:43
Actually that is what we advise females driving alone to do. go to a well lit public place before pulling over... just don't speed This athlete didn't stay in his car, though... and reached into his waistband like he was going for a gun... and his GF tried to run over the cop... all in all those are usually not things ya want to do if you are not interested in visiting the ER.. or Morgue
From: facetious [smart ass]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 21:05
morte266, i totally understand. we have had three officers shot just in the past three months. one died of his injuries. one was shot in his leg and his partner was shot in the back. what saved his life was the bullet poof vest he was wearing. again i thank you for putting your life on the line every time you go to work.
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 21:12
But the real question morte is, what would you do if a naked perp told you he had a weapon up his toot chute? I'd laugh at him and make fun of him, but that's just me.
From: morte266
[Old and Tired]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 22:33
Actually they probably charged his with the weapons law violation as a favor. No, I'm not being a smart ass when I say that. He's only been out for what, a week? ya think he didn't shove that awl up his rear and then go in public and do something guaranteed to get him arrested on purpose. Old boy is totally institutionalized. The outside is totally different than when he went in, prob. No place to stay.. hard time finding a job... actually have to bust ass to make a living... might as well go back in where life is much simpler. So, instead of having to arrest him every 30 days on minor stuff, they got him on the weapons charge... which is a parole violation. He'll plead guilty... get his parole revoked... and go back inside where it is safe *blink* Everyone is happy... The court costs of trying him every 30 days for minor stuff would cost more in the long run than just revoking his parole. It leaves officers available to deal with other stuff instead of being tied up with him. *shrug* It really is the only way to deal with an institutionalized person... they'll just commit crimes until you arrest them anyway.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 4-Nov-2006 23:25
Morte: I'm late to the thread, but cops have a hard enough time as it is. My thought is if you're an honest to goodness cop, do whatcha gotta do. (I didn't read Davey's link, but Davey's a good dude... I KNOW . ) I've repeatedly told my kds to be trusting of the police. 90% in my experience are good people. Just doing what they have to do. (Too bad 90% of the general populace aren't good people.) Keep up the good work, be honest, and judge only when you have no choice BUT to judge. As for the article: Don't we all have something to hide? *Mind you, I wouldn't choose to hide anything other than under my left boob! That's where the remote and the ham sandwich are! (Long standing family joke!)
From: dadofautism [*****]
Date: 5-Nov-2006 01:06
basha- I would arfue that 90% of people are good, 10% is enough to keep the police busy. Well, 10% plus 535 (members of congress). I agree with the institutionlized thing, sounds like he was looking to get caught. As for saving us money on the weapons charge, had he just stuck the awl in his ear instead of his ass he would be dead and not costing us prison expenses. As for PPV boy, he should have known the bill would come and tip them off, but teens and porn = stupid. Of course the husband having to deny it was him to his wife, hehehe!
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 5-Nov-2006 04:48
Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident. ***** as opposed to with incident? Well at least he wrapped it in electrical tape. Still, I bet ya think he 'got the point.'
From: uppitynegro
[Uppity Negro]
Date: 5-Nov-2006 11:37
if one were associated with the FBI or DOD (NSA) in some way and wanted to demonstrate a new and improved cool-as-all-get-out discovery one could monitor someone else reading the article and attempt to do the tea leaf thing with their EEG resppnses. All highly illegal, all guaranteed to piss off the Supreme Court, all guaranteed to make Americans involved with such illegal activities wonder if other fellow Americans are as contemptuous of firearm laws as they are of laws pertaining to warrants and to upholding laws. In the upcoming months life will be interesting to watch! UN
From: uppitynegro
[Uppity Negro]
Date: 5-Nov-2006 11:42
Soon, probably, the Congress will consider impeachment for a number of Americans. Soon after, other Americans might consider evenge upon certain fellow Americans. Let the hypocracy be divulged! UN-able to get the feds to move faster than a hippo fart through peanut butter, which translates into they do not want to lose their jobs or retirement or be found out.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 5-Nov-2006 19:25
Awls well that ends well. (So hunt me down, Frap!)
From: kwijibo
[A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 5-Nov-2006 21:10
If it was wrapped in electrical tape then I think his ass was safe. How hilarious is this that some gung-ho cops suddenly get queasy at the thought of de-arming this guy. They'll wade through blood and gore but they won't pull an awl out of an otherwise harmless guy's butt. Imagine having to live that down back at the precinct. "Hey Jones, I think that guy's got a weapon up his butt! Go check it out!" Rotten on a few different levels!
From: ceecat [Cee]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 04:22
So far, I'm last, at the most recent post by the Webmaster. Just have to laff at all those idiots who live for this forum. Tsk. Must be STARVED to spew all the crap I see on these forums.
From: ceecat [Cee]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 09:20
rhag... chew my used tampon, shithead.
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 09:49
It must be hard to be a single 42 year old woman living in Winnipeg Manitoba...at least you consider yourself intelligent, witty and kindhearted. Since you haven't been able to FINDSOMEONE yet you will always have your camping, hiking, fishing and skating to keep you occupied. During those cold Manitoba nights you can while away the time looking at the stars and maybe trying some of that ethnic East Indian food you love so much. What is the pay scale for a surgical ward clerk anyway? It sounds like a $10 secretary to me. Maybe the reason no man in his right mind would want to call you after he fucks you, much less spend the rest of his years with you, is that you are a stubborn obstinant cunt of a troll, ceecat. Now back to Loch with you Nessie! 
From: ceecat [Cee]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 09:58
Oooooh! Touched a nerve, did I, muffin? Thanks for taking the time to look me up. I'm so flattered that you cared to go so far. rhag.... ANYTHING you say to me is just an amusing splatter of shit. Boring, boring, boring.
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 10:08
You must be a real prize peach ceecat. Since not one person in that shit hole city even finds you fuckable....... or at least not for keeps anyway. What's the matter..... maybe the problem isn't that every man you have met since the age of 16 "just wasn't right", maybe it's that after getting to know you they realized you are a complete bitch. Good luck with the spinsterhood, my single and lonely little troll..... BA! HA! HA!
From: ceecat [Cee]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 10:19
Ooooooh.... I was right! Touched a nerve. Oh, well. Just more verbal diarrhea from rhag. Yawn! So dull, so mundane. Look at rhag, so hostile. I see you've procreated.... well, that's okay. I'm sure your ugly brats can't make up a double digit IQ between the both of them, considering who spawned them. So sad, too bad. Hee hee!!! Poor muffin! By the way, why aren't you at work? I didn't realise that dishwashers had access to the internet on their breaks. Hurry back now.... don't get in trouble. You might lose your little job and have to back on welfare. Holy crap! You are so amusing!
From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 10:20
<hi>NEW ARTICLES PLEASE</h1>
From: rhag6942
[Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 10:29
Trust me ceecat, I make more than enough to have the WIFE stay at home and raise the kids. I can say that I definitely do better than a recepti......oh wait a Surgical Ward Clerk......... Goodbye my little troll!
From: ceecat [Cee]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 10:54
Whatever..... I'm sure you're a real prize, honey. (Big, fat gut... zits all over your back. Yuck!)Be proud of your narrow little life, loser. Just do us all a favor..... Stop breeding! Shudder...
From: booger [Booger]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 10:57
Toolboy had an awl up his ass. Cindy Sheehan has her head up her ass. Stupidity must run in the Sheehan family.
From: ceecat [Cee]
Date: 6-Nov-2006 11:24
moo.... there's no doubt the rhag has the hots for me. Anytime he spies me here, he jumps on my case. He likes being abused, I guess. It's entertaining. I can just imagine him hunched over his keyboard, madder than hell, heart pounding, red-faced, typing away to come up with some nasty things to say to me. Ultimately, I care not.
From: littlebitty [Ashleigh]
Date: 7-Nov-2006 13:17
Maybe he was wishing he had a vagina after he shoved it up there. Or maybe.....he liked the feeling and didnt WANT it taken out. Hm....Kinda weird.
Updated: 9-Nov-2006 14:59
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