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Irate Golfer Flagellates Ball-Toucher
Daily Mail | Submitted by: LinksPubes
"When Harold Stafford thought he spotted another player striking his ball, an angry argument broke out before Stafford, 54, hit Barry Barnes so hard with his eight iron that the head broke off. He then punched and kicked his victim, who had collapsed to the ground, leaving him with bruises and cuts to the chest, arms, back and eye that needed treatment in hospital." [Submitter notes: Eight iron! Ridiculous, a two wood, at least.]
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From: conquest
[Conquest]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 12:56
God, I hate golf. It's NOT a sport. It's just a hobby that can pay well. If Golf is a sport, then so is nintendo wii. God damn golfers.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:03
Same thing can happen to you if you pick up some guy's expensive pool cue off the table & start taking shots. Yer just askin' fer a beatdown---especially if ye didn't wash yer hands first.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:18
Cow Pasture Pool. Golf, a nice walk spoiled by a little white ball. Does the guy still have his club membership or will that be taken away too?
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:58
I always end up playing someone else's ball, the friggin things all look the same and I don't know where the hell my shot landed. This guy would have killed me too.
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:56
Nothing like like a nice relaxing round of golf.
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:04
The only thing duller than watching paint dry or grass grow is golf.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:07
I agree with the submitter. Had he used a fairway metal, the victim would be dead. Classic duffer mistake -- not enough club for the shot.
From: catcrys
[Crystal]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:16
What was a black guy doing at a country club? This is why we have rules against these kinds of things. It just takes one to ruin it for everybody...
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:46
i feel guilty, but somebody had to make the comparison  
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:59
I tried playing golf, but everyone just laughed at my lack of knowledge of the game... ...I mean, all I had were croquet mallets...they're like clubs, right? What's the difference?
From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 16:31
Since he used a golf club as a weapon is he not allowed to own them anymore? Coincidentally I'm watching a History Channel show on plumbing and they just flushed 11 golf balls down a toilet. Nice toilet!
From: nikone [nikone]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:09
Are there sport Blacks play that don't get violent? They are the original men, however the rest of mankind has made many improvements over the century's that seemed to escape them.
From: bobthedrunk
[Bob the Drunk]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:21
Touch my ball(s), I'll kick your ass. ********************* "an argument broke out before Stafford, 54, hit Barry Barnes so hard with his eight iron that the head broke off. He then punched and kicked his victim" ********************* I raise my glass to you Mr. Stafford! N1gger may make men out of the pussies at the country club yet. 90% of the members probably probably deserve to have their butts kicked anyway.
From: tucanscrew
[three's more fun]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:35
Black bastard? That seems kind of tame. I guess that's why I don't fit in with the country club crowd. I'm pretty sure that if you hit me with a golf club I'd call you a "fucking ni...", of course I can't finish that statement because that's when he would have kicked me in the head.
From: frogprincess [Frog Princess]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:58
So a nuthouse orderly was out golfing one day and this other guy swung at his ball... the rest of the story is too scary for you, it's time to tuck in.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 05:17
Mah nehm eeh Tiger Woods,.. 'cause I swing like a Tiger and I'm usually in the Woods.
From: devildoll13 [Jaime]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:12
I always have to laugh when I see some tardo comments like "white pride" and "88"! Pride in what? Let's see how ignorant I am? Whoo hoo! Let's go chug some natty ice and hit some women folk! That will make ours balls swell with pride! And while we're at it, let's give praise to some dead jew with serious mental issues who would've wanted me dead! Yeah! IDIOT.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:45
Hey I've been chased offa golf courses since I was 13, either for stealing golf balls, or waiting until someone is about to tee off and blasting an air horn. What I found out is that sweet little old ladies can swear like sailors, and a guy running after you in golf pants is so funny you'll end up laughing yourself stupid. Good times....
Updated: 16-Jul-2009 00:08
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