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AZ Central | Submitted by: Keystoner
"A man was killed Monday morning after he reportedly drove his vehicle off the edge of the Grand Canyon... Rescue personnel used ropes to go down and found the vehicle approximately 600 feet below the rim, Marcak said. Shortly after, they found the body of the man who was inside the vehicle."
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From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 12:49

600 feet down
splatter all around

600 feet
your doom is complete

From: proudpedophile [sex b4 8, or it's 2 L8]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:01

I like this man's gumption. If you're gonna kill yourself, be creative! And you'd might as well make it fun and exciting for yourself up until the very end. Jumping off of a building would be fun, but that's an old cliche. I think that this guy may start an exhilarating new trend in suicide.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:19

Did a Thelma and Louise huh? Was this deliberate or did he think he had it in reverse and step on it?

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:35

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:03

Load 2000 pro, you're good to go.
//

Not quite chipper yet garg, some comps now, whee !!

See ya in another week, if they DON'T fuck up again !!

Ya'll die now, ya hear

From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:36

http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=marfy1965isdisg ustinglyobese&ftab=AllFeedback

^^^^
LOL! :-D

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:40

Headin' south outta Barstow
Phoe encountered a doe

Headin' west outta Sundance
Phoe passed an ambulance

Headin' east outta Santa Cruz
Phoe spotted a pair of cockatoos

Headin' north outta Baraboo
Phoe encountered caribou

From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:42

My preferred method is walking up to a Kodiak bear and slap him or her in the face as hard as I can. It must also be video taped, so my family can make a little cash.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:42

Zilla, a week? You heading out or what? Get better dude

From: roswellmilitia [part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:49

It says that when "Thelma and Louise" came out on video, the park had 3 driving-off-a-cliff suicides that year. If you want to off yourself, that's your business. But don't make everyone else have to pay for it. Now you have to pay for the equipment and the rescue people's salaries to clean everything up. That's bullshit. At the very least, make sure your estate writes the park a check.

The movie is outstanding but its end made me very sad. Such a waste of a beautiful Thunderbird:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3306/3329694214_67073a17f6.jpg?v=0

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:49


Now, I'm a pussy enough for two, all I need is two more manboobs!

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:54

Patsy likes frozen lakes
& funnel cakes
& funny outtakes
& snowflakes

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:56

"Rescue personnel used ropes to go down and found the vehicle approximately 600 feet below the rim, Marcak said. Shortly after, they found the body of the man who was inside the vehicle."
Well this ain't quite right you understand.
Had the man been IN the vehicle when they found it both discoveries would have been simultaneous.
The line should read, "Shortly after, they found the body of the man who HAD BEEN inside the vehicle." since he probably didn't have his seatbelt on and was ejected rather forcefully through the windshield!
Wonder if it ripped all his clothes off and he was nekkid?

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:57

Driving miss daisy. Hollywoood will prolly make a movie of this now.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:57

Wait a minute; did the canyon get damaged? EPA will get involved now.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 13:58

I've always thought a great way to kill yourself is a videographed skydive.

Except instead of a parachute pack it with camping gear.

When you pull the chute and see pots and pans flying around look at the
camera and give it the Macauley Culkin-Home Alone surprised look.


Then shrug your shoulders and go into a head dive, aim for an open stadium
and try to splatter yourself all over the cheap seats.

Anything with a Looney Toonsesque vibe to it wins extra points.

* * * * * *

If you can't do that, buy a ticket in coach, hijack a 737 with box cutters
and crash the plan into a large building. Try to kill as many honky,
Christian infidels as possible, that way you get 72 blessed virgins and
a seat at sacred Allah's table

La La La La!


From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:02

Motorist dies driving over edge of Grand Canyon


No shit Sherlock!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:12

They never seem to die until they hit bottom, tho.

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:13

Ok. No shit there I was…….

(GD, and Loma should appreciate that term. If you don’t know; you don’t know.)

For “extra” money I hire myself out to a subcontractor which builds displays for department stores. Most of the time it is just a “glorified” stock person but every once and a while I get to build something kind of neat. But, I digress. Last night I was on one of those jobs and while I was adjusting some shelves when a hindu woman and her daughter, with matching hindu tattoos on their left shoulder, wanted to look at some of the new products which were opened, while I was trying to adjust and fit them into the new store display.

I asked if I could assist, and the mother shook her head. Then as I bent down to clear away some previous display debris, this stench wafted over me. It was a fart. Not some namby-pamby girly fart, mind you, but a “HE-MAN’s” fart. It was a fart that would have made a normal man proud to have released this THING, even as he was gasping for breath, while crying, and pleading for God’s eternal salvation while running from the “Fart Zone.”

It was as if she dined on nothing but brats, sauerkraut, collie flower, 7-11 chilli-dogs and topped them all off with curry and washed it all back with enough Mickey’s Big Mouth Malt Liquor to re-float Atlantis. I had an instant reaction. “What the fuck? Holy Sh---” said and literally staggered. I nearly fell. One can never tell if an Indian (gandi style) is truly embarrassed. But both women did get apparently nervous and then immediately left the isle.

I, however, had a job to do. So after staggering to front of the store and taking seven minutes off my life, I returned to the “Fart Zone.” (FZ) It was still there lurking for me, rooted to the spot, and hiding, like some down and out, “coulda, shoulda, woulda been somebody” boxer now reduced to a common smash and grab thug. I turned the corner and settled into my spot and began to build some display product -- when rudely and violently the stench smashed my nose. I barely managed to get out alive.

I was stunned, staggered, and confused. Surely, the Indian-radon-death-fart cloud should have by now. A few other female shoppers considered glancing at some of the product in the asile I was working in but, a few steps into the aisle the stopped, gave me a dirty look and quickly fled with a seriously ill look on their faces. But, I limped for life and fresh air.

It did not dissipate. So there I was that night, damned and seemingly forever condemned to work in the “Fart Zone.”

Later all and to the trolls, my you all get run over by a steamroller.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:17

From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:02

Motorist dies driving over edge of Grand Canyon
________________________

If the airbags saved him, I'd buy the same car, regardless of cost.


From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:20

Ok. No shit there I was…….

(GD, and Loma should appreciate that term. If you don’t know; you don’t know.)

For “extra” money I hire myself out to a subcontractor which builds displays for department stores. Most of the time it is just a “glorified” stock person but every once and a while I get to build something kind of neat. But, I digress. Last night I was on one of those jobs and while I was adjusting some shelves when a hindu woman and her daughter, with matching hindu tattoos on their left shoulder, wanted to look at some of the new products which were opened, while I was trying to adjust and fit them into the new store display.

I asked if I could assist, and the mother shook her head. Then as I bent down to clear away some previous display debris, this stench wafted over me. It was a fart. Not some namby-pamby girly fart, mind you, but a “HE-MAN’s” fart. It was a fart that would have made a normal man proud to have released this THING, even as he was gasping for breath, while crying, and pleading for God’s eternal salvation while running from the “Fart Zone.”

It was as if she dined on nothing but brats, sauerkraut, collie flower, 7-11 chilli-dogs and topped them all off with curry and washed it all back with enough Mickey’s Big Mouth Malt Liquor to re-float Atlantis. I had an instant reaction. “What the fuck? Holy Sh---” said and literally staggered. I nearly fell. One can never tell if an Indian (gandi style) is truly embarrassed. But both women did get apparently nervous and then immediately left the isle.

I, however, had a job to do. So after staggering to front of the store and taking seven minutes off my life, I returned to the “Fart Zone.” (FZ) It was still there lurking for me, rooted to the spot, and hiding, like some down and out, “coulda, shoulda, woulda been somebody” boxer now reduced to a common smash and grab thug. I turned the corner and settled into my spot and began to build some display product -- when violently and rudely the stench smashed my nose. I barely managed to get out alive.

I was stunned, staggered, and confused. Surely, the Indian-radon-death-fart cloud should have by now. A few other female shoppers considered glancing at some of the product in the aisle I was working in but, a few steps into the aisle the stopped, gave me a dirty look and quickly fled with a seriously ill look on their faces. But, I limped for life and fresh air.

It did not dissipate. So there I was that night, damned and seemingly forever condemned to work in the “Fart Zone.”

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:25

Then shrug your shoulders and go into a head dive, aim for an open stadium
and try to splatter yourself all over the cheap seats.

==============

Why the cheap seats? Why not go for the 50 yard line seats? How about the skybox, when it's full of rich assholes? At least make it worth the time.

From: sp00k
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:28

Rescue personnel were attempting to retrieve the body and the vehicle late Monday morning.

The investigation is ongoing. No other details were immediately available.

=====

PLEASE let it be Mark Nelson of Flagstaff Arizona

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:28

OK, that's got me chuckling qwerty,, LOL,, She dropped a bomb on you huh? Just be glad you don't live with it. Can you imagine the shitter after she's been in there?

Superfund cleanup zone

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:37

What about the poor little frogs?

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:38

How's the weather?

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:38

What's for dinner?

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:39

No thanks, I'm allergic.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:41

Sugar free please I'm diabetic.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:42

I hate my wife and she hates me but I live here rent free.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:42

I'm moving when the snow melts.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:43

It's raining.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:44

It's humid.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:45

Damn assbags.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:45

Damn asshats.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:46

Death to the trolls or anyone who mocks me.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:51

Why the cheap seats? Why not go for the 50 yard line seats? How about the skybox, when it's full of rich assholes? At least make it worth the time.
________________

Because you are bound to hit someone who struggled all their life and was
just about to "make it".

Nothing like some poor, toothless mother bawling," Noooo! Not my baby, he was
goin' ta college!" on the evening news to make my day.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:58

Well, when you put it that way, :)

From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:02

Probably the father of the bride and he just got the bill for the wedding.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:10

"investigators found tire tracks that led to the edge, behind Thunderbird Lodge"


Classic!


From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:30

>>A man was killed Monday morning after he reportedly drove his vehicle off the edge of the Grand Canyon
National Park. <<

So they kill you for that?

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:34

I have been to the Grand Canyon.
It is pretty big.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:40

We should fill that hole in before any one else gets hurt.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:47

"How big was it, MV?"


Large enough for me to hide from
your semi-homoerotic post above.

Are you going to stay Abluecolumnist
this time ?

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:47

Yeah IK, can this guy's family sue the park dept for not filling in that hole? Nor posting signs for stupids?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:48

You know, I've never been to the Grand Canyon. I flew over it a couple times, at 35000 feet, but it's just not the same as seeing it in person. I'd like to go, but I won't drive over the edge, promise.

I might push someone over, but that's another story :)

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 15:52

In non rock formation news --
My handi-cat is getting her cast off
today. Now she will be at full speed
when she attacks me and my St. Bernard.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 16:03

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:20

:::::::::

1. We heard you thee first time.
2. My sister ( a female) has/had the worst, paint-peeling farts you ever smelled. I think women's are far worse than mens.
3. It's probable that the smell didn't linger there all night, rather, it was burned into your nostrils.



From: sp00k
Date: 14-Jul-2009 14:28

PLEASE let it be Mark Nelson of Flagstaff Arizona

:::::::::

It wouldn't surprise me. He is obsessed with rotten and being banned multiple times must be very hard to live with.

From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 16:11

I bet that the family will sue the park for not having a safety barrier set up around the hole.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 16:21

Yeah Vic.

I can't remember who said this but some one came up with a great idea for cleansing society of idiots-

take the warning labels off of everything.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 16:26

MV: Just wait until they bring these home.



It's fun...until the batteries run out. Or they stash the "toy" under the couch.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 16:27

If they would just quit pulling the cars & bodies out of the canyon, it would eventually fill up & not be a problem...most things take care of themselves, eventually.

From: littlefurry [H.Cuffs]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 16:34

I bet the park will sue the family for spilling blood and debris on it's land.

From: suicidejunkie [:0]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 16:46

Evil knievel did this shit all the time. The fucker was squashed like a bug dozens of times but he lived to be an old man. All the booze and whores musta made him strong.

From: tetheredgoat [tetheredgoat]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 16:55

just in case it wasn't a classy attempt to bypass the rotten banhammer that night:
















FUCKNUT!

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 17:03

Damn, I just missed it. Not to often you get to see a live suicide. I took my son to the Canyon over the weekend.

It would be really easy to drive a car off the edge or even jump. No railing... nothing holding you back. People commit suicide/homicide every year...there's a lotta places where nobody is around. Dead people don't talk. 'OMG officer...he slipped'.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 17:04

I have a headache. Probably not as bad as the one the guy in the article had, but
his only lasted a split second.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 17:05

If i said "I would hope that a wise white male with the richness of his experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a Latina woman who hasn't lived that life." would it make me prejudiced?

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 17:37

Did you guys all go out for your evening jog or is the thread just not updating?

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 17:41

Gargoyle -saw your answer, what e-mail service is ok these days?
Haven't done e-mail in years, weird I know but I still manage with a telephone somehow.

I'm gonna paw on this like a drunken monkey and try to get a bit of the
linux jargon in my head. I've almost forgotten what I new for windo$e
as it's just been simply working for a while now.
I think I've removed games and bluetooth and a bit more
but it still looks like 2.4 gigs of drive space

I saw what Zilla said about 2kpro, thats what I've been running cause
registration/activation ware don't fit my needs.
I still use 98se off-line when I can find an app because I can strip it
pretty lean and fast, with no anti ware or inet needed I could get down
to well under half a gig for a "media center"
and unpluging the modem and swapping hard drives is pretty good privacy.
==
my head hurts now backread yall later

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 17:46

Sorry Ik, was enjoying a steak and baked tater with sour cream and butter. :)

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 17:47

ik,they are dredging anything on her. The Clarence Hill/Anita Hill was much more entertaining with pubic hairs on a pepsi can.


From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 17:47

BF, gmail works for me, mines in my bio

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 17:53

The inlaws had me over for Ny Strips, prawns and potatoes on the grill yesterday.

I'm glad they still like me :)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 17:56

Not bad for ex inlaws,, LOL

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:16

I just want Sotomayor to be honest and admit if a white guy said what she did his career would be over.

Done.

Anyone remember Trent Lott?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:21

No shit, the racist bitch,, I don't want her fat ass on the Supremes.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:36

Skin them all and drop them in boiling oil. It's politically incorrect to state such from behind closed doors, although everybody does it.

Agree when the tables are turned. This fucker punches that ticket daily:



I enjoyed Grand Torino. Would have enjoyed it more at a movie theater half full of gooks. The tension and uncomfortableness would have been an added bonus.

And no, I'm not raciest.

From: p
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:38

Must have been a shitty car with no airbags.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:43

I don't think airbags would do much good there Ponty,, LOL,

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:50

Airbags kill more people than saving them!

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:52

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Copypasta/Archive_8

There recently was a thread about awful room-mates, along with pictures. I have my own experience.

Housing complex. The units are basically small cottages, made for two room-mates, with a common area and attached kitchen, a small storage closet in the common area containing water pipes leading to Suite A's bathroom. The two private areas of the suite contained a private bedroom, a sliding glass patio door, and a private bathroom. Sounds idyllic.

My roomie, Jed, liked to throw parties. He liked tarantulas, too, and kept six.

For the sake of saving my effort in recounting this story, here is a basic rundown of the chaos:

This run-through of incidents is going to be kind of terse, because I'm working off of a check list I made a while ago.

During our stay together, my roomie:

He brought his motorcycle into our common room because he was "afraid it would be stolen." This was fine, but then he started it and let it idle for 15 minutes without opening any windows, causing all of our stuff to smell like motor exhaust.

After his girlfriend left him, he went berserk in his private bathroom with a sledgehammer or a geologist's hammer and smashed all of his bathroom fixtures. I'm not sure of this but I believe that just before she left him she fucked some guy with pubic lice in my bed during a party.

His toilet was inoperative at this point, so he used mine for a time, until I refused him access. Later I would find out that he shat in garbage bags and kept them in the common room closet for weeks. More on this later.

He set fire to our carpet with alcohol during a party. He pissed in the fridge. He shat in the fridge. He shat in the crisper drawer. He shat on the oven top, and instead of cleaning it up, turned on the burner, reasoning that carbon is easier to clean than feces.

He left a dead cat he found somewhere in our oven for a week and forgot about it. I discovered it later.

He owned 6 tarantulas, and would let one run around free-range. He assured me he had "tamed it". I assured him he was a stupid shithead.

He never showered.

He sold drugs from his room. He smoked pot with his friends in the common area. He spilled bong water on two of my text books. He and his friends did cocaine off of the television set in the common area.

He had a party to which he invited too many people, and they spilled into my room. Strangers had sex in my room at that party. In my bed. One of them had pubic lice. Someone took a dump in my closet. Someone left a used condom in my slipper. I discovered all of these things after it was too late.

Morning after said party, my mother knocked on the front door, and a stranger from that party answered and immediately threw up on her legs.

Crackheads would regularly come by our apartment at all hours of the night trying to buy drugs because of his illicit activities. Whenever I answered the door and indicated that there was no crack to be had, they would sometimes get, desperate, belligerent and violent, and refuse to leave.

He put food products containing milk, meat and cheese on the heating unit and turned it on for three hours to see what would happen. I could've told him what would happen if he asked me.

He got angry at some video game he and his friends were playing in the common area, so he busted into my room while I was sleeping, and punched me in the face and stomach.

A few days later he put a tarantula in my bedsheets while I was sleeping. Thankfully I wasn't bitten, but I was freaked out and still sometimes jump out of bed in the middle of the night for no reason and attack my sheets.

He shat in a lot of our fixtures. He would put his shit in baggies and leave them in strange places. I was thankful for when he used a baggie. A few words of advice for potential room-mates: A light fixture is not a toilet. A heating vent is not a toilet. The sink is not a toilet. The oven is not a toilet. That is all.
________

Go to the link for the rest of the lurid tale.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:53



I love that picture.
Jesse and Joe are going to get to the bottom of Michael's death lol


It's just as good as seeing the (dumbass) volunteer fire hicks standing around an accident looking all serious like they're know how to do any thing to help.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:53

Oh wait, that's SeatBelts!

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:58

>>>He pissed in the fridge. He shat in the fridge. He shat in the crisper drawer. He shat on the oven top, and instead of cleaning it up, turned on the burner, reasoning that carbon is easier to clean than feces.<<<

Dude should live with Sandy, they'd get along great!

From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:03

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:58

>>>He pissed in the fridge. He shat in the fridge. He shat in the crisper drawer. He shat on the oven top, and instead of cleaning it up, turned on the burner, reasoning that carbon is easier to clean than feces.<<<

Dude should live with Sandy, they'd get along great!

^^^^
Being a drug addict like yourself, you'd get along fine with that roomie.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:03

They would never have found the remains of that roomie. Period.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:06

What?!

I just said you like to play with shit, no reason to get insulting!

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:12

"If i said "I would hope that a wise white male with the richness of his experiences would more often than not reach a better conclusion than a Latina woman who hasn't lived that life." would it make me prejudiced?"

______________________________

Isn't that exactly what has been our cherished belief for the last 200+ years?

(at least, judging by our History).

From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:13


From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:21

My Open Relationship

Hey /b/. I need some help here. I'm pretty sure I've fucked up.

So, my girlfriend and I are into the whole open relationship thing. We had been quietly looking for a party to go to and meet other swingers. We weren't looking to actually hook up at our first party, we just wanted to hang out and get to know some folks for future casual hookups. We had to wait for a night when my parents wouldn't be around to get nosy about where I was going and what time I would get back though, and we didn't want to do it anywhere near our home town because we didn't want to run into anyone we knew, or anyone that knew either of our parents.

After about 2 weeks of looking and talking to people involved in "the lifestyle" in the area, we got an invite to a pretty exclusive invite-only masquerade party about 2 hours north of us. It just so happened that was the same weekend that my mom was going to some security conference for her job (bank branch manager) and dad was going to tag along and make a weekend of it since it was going to be way out in Chicago. Fuckin' perfect timing, right?

So, we get out there and the spot is fucking banging. Hot couples all over. We put our mardi-gras masks on and kinda sat to teh side for a bit and had some drinks. By some, I mean like... 8 each. Being one of the youngest couples there, a lot of people were buying us drinks even though we said we were "just looking".

After a while though, she started rubbing my pants leg, then my cock, then I felt someone else's hand rubbing my cock too. We had attracted the attention of another couple who we had talked to earlier who was also "just looking".

Well, one thing led to another, and we were in the middle of a 6 way fuckfest a little while later. I'm not sure how long we had sex, I was so hammered I couldn't even read a fucking watch. In this heap of sex and bodily fluids, we hooked up with a more mature couple that was really going to town. Both he and she were touching and sucking everything in sight.

Sandy started riding his cock, and I was assfucking his wife, and in the heat of the moment I knocked over a little cocktail table next to the mat were were laying on. An ashtray with a lit cigarette landed upside down on the wife's shoulder, and when she yelped in pain her asshole tightened and I came. The table hit the dude in the face, almost knocking off his mask. We were asked to leave because were were "too drunk and getting rowdy" according to the mistress in charge, even though the other couples said it was OK.

We managed to pull our clothes on and staggered off to a hotel nearby to sleep it off. We woke up about 10 am the next morning and hauled ass home before my mom's flight was supposed to get back at 12:35.

So here's where the fucked up part comes in.

My mom had a big band-aid on her shoulder. My dad has a bruise under his left eye. My girlfriend says she thinks she's pregnant.

WTF DO I DO?!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:25

ROTFL,, ooopsssy

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:27

"Isn't that exactly what has been our cherished belief for the last 200+ years?"

Maybe the first two hundred years but for the last 30 or so we've been villianized.

And not unfairly, it's just unfair that that the media and the government consider us the only people that can possibly be prejudiced.

Other groups of people get a free pass to swing at us, what with us oppressing every one and whatnot.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:27

commie, are you getting this shit from the writers of Hustler?

From: loveto [Jill Awf]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:33

This site needs more bacon:

http://bacolicio.us/http://www.dailyrotten.com

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:37

Is that the real Commie?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:37

This site needs more misogyny






From: p
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:38

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 18:58

>>>He pissed in the fridge. He shat in the fridge. He shat in the crisper drawer. He shat on the oven top, and instead of cleaning it up, turned on the burner, reasoning that carbon is easier to clean than feces.<<<

Dude should live with Sandy, they'd get along great!

--

That IS Sandy. :-D

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:38

Fuck! /b/, today I was walking to the grocery store, like always, when I turned down a little shortcut I know through a back alley. I've never see anyone before, so I was rather surprised to see a man standing there, with a rather glazed look in his eyes. I walked past him, when he grabbed my arm, and stuck his teeth into it. I punched him and ran back home, screaming for help. When I finally got home, my arm was bright red, and looks extremely infected.

What the fuck is going on!!!

From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:39

This looks like a job for......


From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:41

good work, ABC. you're posts are longer and more boring than fucknut's used to be.

enjoy your ban, fuckhead.

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:42

Man, rotten people are changing.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:45

Blith, missed ya, welcome home.





LOL, Jill

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:46

Ban-worthy? Hardly. Or are you going to cry to duder over three fucking posts?

GTFO, norace is the retarded spammer and I'm simply bored at the moment.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:46

Mmmm, Bacon with my rotten :)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:47

Cute kitteh Phoey

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:48

Or should I turn this site into my own personal twitter account?

Gotta take a deuce. BRB. :-D

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:53

Thanks phoe. :-)

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:55

Anyone else notice how duder is advertising on NNDB?

(about fucking time, duder)

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:55



Hottest picture to be posted on rotten in a while.


Naughty girls need love too indeed.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:55

Studgerbil -- I went to the library
and got the book 'Endless Enemies' you
mentioned. I read the jacket and is definitely
looking like a interesting read.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:57



So the pimp in the middle must be Jesse Jackson Jr.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:58

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_site#Lemonparty.org

Wikipedia doesn't mention rotten.com under the listing "shocksites".

Quite a major oversite.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 19:59

That's not actually my kittah, Goyle. :-D




Mary, Mary quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy!
-Andrew Dice Clay

From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:02

But Ik, how can you be sexier than this


From: blithe [mind]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:03

I bet you got a pretty kittah phoe.

Dammit now I gotta know.

Kittah time!

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:06

cap, that is not sexy. Pretty, yes.. sexy, no.

Sexy requires padding, period.

voluptuous=sexy
sexy=voluptuous

OK, technically they don't but that's IMHO.

Any other men here disagree with me?

Think about it. Skinny girls can't be sexy.

They can be pretty, beautiful, maybe even cute
(though cute is far more applicable to short/small
gals...)

All in all, skinny can't be sexy.

Sexy HAS to have padding.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:06

I kind of figured that Phoe,, still cute

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:08



I don't know, that could be bacon, it could be pancetta, could even be Canadian bacon.

There just too much I don't know about those girls...

From: mcdanel1771 [mcdanel 1771]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:13

No poundage for me thanks; the closer to the bone, the sweeter is the meat.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:15

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:06

I kind of figured that Phoe,, still cute
~~~~~~~~~~
LOL If they always looked like that and stayed that small
I would consider owning a cat again.


From: blithe [mind]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:03

I bet you got a pretty kittah phoe.

Dammit now I gotta know.

Kittah time!
~~~~~~~~~~
My kittah is bald. ;-)



420! bye

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:16

(lol... ice t & coco)


From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:16

So blithe (bit to get away from your former moniker), had duder ever responded to you with appreciation for r0tt? Even just a little smooch to make your ass pucker?

From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:24

Here ya go Blithe...




From: suicidejunkie [:0]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:26

Banned in the U.S.A.
Duder got that 2live skull fuckin shit down.

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:34

no rkc, he's never made a peep.. and never will.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:38

UPDATE - Jan 14, 2009 7:32PM - Motorist dies driving over edge of Grand Canyon

They released the name and it was Norace!! HOLY FUCK!!! A suicide note was also found inside the vehicle!! Read the tea leaves fucktards!

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:38

Uh oh.

I smell skunk.

I'm in my house with the windows open and I can smell a skunk.

That doesn't happen everyday night.

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:38

lol, i can play that game.. here's for you, old cap!


From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:38


That's cute they got matching boobs.

From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:42

Looky looky I have my very own shit eater!!





From: littlefurry [H.Cuffs]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 16:34




I wonder how the crap eater knows about the cuffs?

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:44

Damn "Coco" got some serious rectal-floss going on there.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:45

Suicidejunkie -- I read your bio about
your shooting incident. If you don't mind
sharing can you provide more details ?

Caliber ?
Distance ?
etc..

I took a .380 to my shoulder when I was
twenty-one and was stabbed in the leg the following
year. The .380 just grazed me but it was at point blank range.

It was pretty surreal.

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:47


Cripes, she should lose some weight.

From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:48

Ok Blithe.... I'll be honest with ya, I'm not too picky.
But this is definately my favorite flavor.



And here's one for Stud...



Is Norass really dead? If not, enjoy.



I didn't forget you Speedy.


From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:55

I forget what I was going to post, but as long as I have the image..

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:56

Coco definitely has a n!ggers ass. Lots to grab while drilling for the upper intestine.


From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 20:57

Can't ever go wrong with her, IK!

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:02

You know what is fun? If you like playing multi-player games signing on as a n00b and then play as retarded as possible. God-dang, online gamers take their gaming too seriously.

LOL.
One time I was so bad with on name, one guy went to all caps and told me he would kill me, i sucked etc., etc., etc. I played him a couple times before; he was something like 12. I told him I would wait four years for him to get his driver's license and come loaded for bear.

Too funny. Oh well looks like I'm getting shot in a year. I'll post video.

From: roadkillchef [tasty]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:06

Joe Jackson is reportedly hoping to take Michael Jackson’s three children on tour in 2010, a biographer of the late “King of Pop” claimed on Monday...taking them on tour as 'The Jackson Three'.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The circus must go on!

From: suicidejunkie [:0]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:07

Caliber: 38 special
Distance: About 6 feet or so
One in the face, one in the hand, one in the arm, and the fatal in the back. Took about 5 minutes to die. The fatal went through my lung and barely missed my heart. Just bled to death basically. Thank god I'm down to earth enough to deal with it. Kinda gets worse and better every day.

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:08


Looks like if she sneezed at that moment she would cut herself in half.

(best implants money can buy)

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:09

In case you mean WoW Querty, there are some cool people, but a lot just have too much time/patience for it for me.

Max level is 80, my dudes at 72 and looks to be staying there, too tedious for me

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:11

Wow SJ, when I was a junkie I was shot at but never fatally.

How do you survive some thing like that?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:12








I'll just leave these here as I leave, night folks :)

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:12

From: suicidejunkie [:0]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:07
Caliber: 38 special
Distance: About 6 feet or so
One in the face, one in the hand, one in the arm, and the fatal in the back. Took about 5 minutes to die. The fatal went through my lung and barely missed my heart. Just bled to death basically. Thank god I'm down to earth enough to deal with it. Kinda gets worse and better every day.
# # #
Maybe next time you'll mow the fucking lawn when you're asked the first time.
Back story please.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:13



If it's unhealthy to be obsessed with a woman that died 90 years ago I guess I'll just have to do some running and start eating more fiber to compensate.

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:14

i'm a civ4 fan. Tried to get into WoW but couldn't. just not for me. and can't really schedule my gaming.

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:16

later garg.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:17

Suicidejunkie -- That is some wild stuff.
You sound like you are doing OK however.
Keep on truckin'

It is not often you meet people who have been shot.
My upstairs neighbor in Chicago was shot 5 times
and managed to walk about 200ft before he collasped.
My family moved the following week.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:18

Gnite Goyle.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:25

I liked WoW because I don't have time (the scheduling thing for me too) to play Dungeons and Dragons (with paper and dice, not online) anymore, but it's getting sucky.

You have to be in a guild to get anywhere, and I just don't play often enough to be useful to a guild. Mine is probably going to "kick" me soon.

They're cool people, but being in a guild is a bit much for me, I might play once a week.

From: suicidejunkie [:0]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:27

How can you explain shit like that. My mom was a whore and probably raped in her youth. My dad lived an okay life an let that bible shit get to his head. You draw the conclusions. I'm sick of that shit. Shitty shitty fag, fag, how do ya doo doo.

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:27

gotta go too.
Nite all.

SJ I can relate. Never been shot but, know all too well about shitty parents. Short version. run over by a car, nearly knifed a couple of times and the list goes on. Maybe I'll tell you about it sometime.

From: guildwarrior [Master of All Skills]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:40

Have you tried Guild Wars, ik? Despite the name you don't need to be a member of a guild and you can go through the entire game just using NPCs for help.

If you do want to play with other people you don't need to be in their guild, you can just search for people doing similar quests/missions in a particular location. And there are some guilds that don't mind if you only play like once a week.

IMO, the graphics in the game are way better than WoW, despite the relatively low system requirements, and there is no monthly fee no matter how much you play.

I think it would be worth for you to check out because when GW2 comes out it's going to be the greatest MMORPG of its kind.

You should start with the Nightfall campaign though, simply because fewer players are doing the earlier two games (Prophecies and Factions). You should at least pick up one of those $1.99 trial CDs if you haven't tried the game yet.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:41

I lucked out when it came to parents.
They pretty much left me alone after
I started paying taxes at age 14.

They were not cool parents as in the
"getting high/drunk with your children"
way that seems to be a stipulation of
cool parents when you are young.

I worked with my old man for over a
decade with little problems usually associated
with family/work. My parents taught me the value of
hard work and respect very early. My pops started off sweeping
the floors and worked his way to VP of manufacturing.

It sounds cliche, but work ethic seems archaic these days.
Kids get out of college and expect the world without paying their dues.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:43

Guildwarrior -- Are all of your posts sarcastic or do you consider
playing video games a skill ?

From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:48

Never been shot at, never stabbed, parents were decent, did well in school, don't use drugs (anymore), have a good job.

I guess I'm pretty well adjusted.

Except for the boiling rage and barely being able to keep from fucking snapping and killing every stupid motherfucker I see every fucking day just so I don't have to put up with their stupid fucking bullshit any fucking more.

That and I would hit this.



And I kinda wanna lick this flower.



Yup. Normal.

From: guildwarrior [Master of All Skills]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:54

It sounds cliche, but work ethic seems archaic these days.
Kids get out of college and expect the world without paying their dues.

-----------

Agreed, my father has worked as a machinist at the same company for 41 years. He was offered the opportunity to move into management but he turned it down more than once because he really enjoys his work. He's more of an engineer than a machinist even though he never went to college.

In the past few years the company has hired college "kids" as supervisors and production managers who were so busy working their way up that they didn't bother to learn the job they were hired for. Fortunately most of them fell on their faces. Unfortunately, the company is run by South Carolina rednecks who will cover for somebody who's Bubba's brother-in-law so they don't fire them, they just put them in positions where they do less damage, which sometimes actually involves a promotion.

From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:59

Guildy, it's a shame but that seems to be happening more and more. Eventually we are going to lose all of our skilled tradesmen. Then what? All these fuckwads with bachelor degrees in management and phd's in socio-political business ethics gonna build and plumb houses? Fix cars and install irrigation lines? I don't think so. Back to the 3rd world with the lot of us, just wait and see.

From: guildwarrior [Master of All Skills]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:09

Villain, you'll see by my post that has yet too appear that I am not always sarcastic.

To understand why I chose "Master of All Skills" you would have to be familiar with Guild Wars.

Unlike some games, in Guild Wars what matters is not so much the size of your weapon or the strength of your shield, but the set of skills that you use.

The skills that you use are based on your profession; warrior, elementalist, mesmer, dervish, monk, etc. Each profession has about 70-80 different skills that you can learn, however you can only equip 8 skills at one time. What combination of skills you choose is extremely important and also dependent on how you distribute your attribute points... but that's getting into another matter.

It's quite complicated, and probably takes more effort than many people would want to devote to a game. I'd still say it's better than sitting in front of the TV though.

So when I wrote "Master of All Skills" I was referring to skills like this...



Signet of Mystic Wrath

Full: Target foe takes 5...29 holy damage for each enchantment on you (maximum 100 holy damage).

Concise: Deals 5...29 holy damage for each enchantment on you (maximum 100 holy damage).

Actually thats a signet, not a skill, but anyway...

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:10

Machinist are badass -- The machine shop my company
uses has a freakish turnaround. I have to deal with
pre-war machinery and those guys can reverse-engineer
any part I need and harden it within 24 hours.

Spur gears ?
Pressed bearings ?
Certified structural welds ?
Engineering on the fly ?

They have helped me out tremendously and
they have 24/7/365 help.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:12

Unfortunately nepotism is just as rampant in the trades as it is in any other business.

And yeah, the trades are going down hill because people don't think they should start as an apprentice and work their way up any more.

Kids think they go to school and start as the boss.

It sucks disappointing some kid by telling them that I have run millions and millions of dollars worth of work over the last twenty years and I'm the boss, they're the guy that pushes the wheelbarrow.

I don't know what exactly these schools tell kids but I know it's fraud.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:14

Guildwarrior -- I know nothing of online gaming/video games/computers.

I thought you might have been making fun of people
who enjoy those particular activities.

Any hobby that involves not watching TV
is OK in my book.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:28

Just to clear the air -- I am not some
bitter blue-collar type schmuck. I know I need
to go back to school. After high-school I went to
college for a semster and hated it. As you get older
the need for education becomes obvious and the motivation
is much more apparent.

Just about every person in the trades these days has
at least a Associates Degree in Applied Science.
Except Teamsters and Laborers. My short-term goal
is a degree in Industrial Electrical Engineering
and follow that up with Mechanical Engineering.
My company pays for it, so it would be foolish
not to take advantage of it. After that ?
Structural welding certification and then move onto
machining.

From: guildwarrior [Master of All Skills]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:30

I thought you might have been making fun of people
who enjoy those particular activities.

--------------

I'm making fun of myself. :-)

I'm not really such a hardcore gamer, though I have devoted more hours to Guild Wars than I would like to admit.

From: guildwarrior [Master of All Skills]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:35

My company pays for it, so it would be foolish
not to take advantage of it. After that ?
Structural welding certification and then move onto
machining.

--------------

A good plan, no doubt.

I've already got about $25K in student loan debt and not much to show for it.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:35

>>As you get older
the need for education becomes obvious and the motivation
is much more apparent. <<

Good thinking MV.

Do it before you have kids.

From: guildwarrior [Master of All Skills]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:43

So are you going to try out GW, ik?


From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:49

I will definitely take advantage of
free schooling. A co-worker from Wisconsin
earned 4 Masters Degrees after the age of
50 with my company.

Structural/mechanical/electrical and a teaching
degree. He is now one of our trainers/teachers.
The amount of respect he gets is well-deserved.

Rock-star status.

From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:50

There's always a way.


From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 22:57

Thanks for the advice GW, but if I keep gaming it'll be WoW.

To be honest I'm not even into playing WoW anymore (hence my guild demoting me),but my son has a WoW account and wants me to keep playing with him.

From: guildwarrior [Master of All Skills]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:08

Thanks for the advice GW, but if I keep gaming it'll be WoW.

----------------

Damn you!



I cast Vampiric Spirit

I Steal 41 Health from target foe (you). For 10 days, I have +9 Health regeneration.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:15

Little man has a hold of my Dungeons&Dragons books now, and seems interested, we'll do that when he's ready.


Good enough, D&D is good for reading, math, and creativity.

Hiking and climbing for strength , agility and endurance.

Fishing for patience....



and I let him help me with my side jobs so he learns to bust ass.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:23

This has been an unusually pleasant exchange
of posts -- It is 1:30 am and time to make
some golabkis for lunch.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:26

I backread and this is all that a good FFA could be.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:29

Bustin ass is a great lesson --
It ranks up there with sweating your balls
off.

Shoot me a email sometime Ikthool --
I am out of here.

From: guildwarrior [Master of All Skills]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:35



I am Devi Maa, of the Kurzick Alliance.

Yes. That is Elite Kurzick armor you're looking at.

If you see me in game, and you're not an ally... kneel, and I will make it swift.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:37

Perhaps he had visions of sugarplums dancing in his head...as well as self-delusions of Evel Knievel and the Snake River?



These are the transportation one need utilize at the aforementioned fissure...sure-footed, good on gas, and will eat anything.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:42

Absinthe would have to show up
as I was getting ready to depart ?

A week or two ago you brought up
MIG welding. Stick with stick (SMAW).

Mig welding is a luxury -- It is relatively
easier in comparison and you have less shit to
haul around.

I have a suitcase welder I hardwire into
480v disconnects everywhere I go. That badboy
can also go 230V with the flip of switch.

Step-down xformers in the house!

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:49

Guild -ya leg to torso ratio looks a bit odd to these old eyes.
==
work in the USA?
if it can be floated on a boat or sent down a wire it's about gone
we called in the Hispanics to do the construction and now they're
going back home, taking that "knowledge" with them.
And I'm labeled as OCD for wanting to know the details about things.
Can you imagine this country if we'd had "modern" psych medications
100 years ago?
think of any inventor, artist, composer or industrialist and see
what their quirks were.
A lot of mustachioed "partners" in the mix too.

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:54

Funny thing about welding..

I was helping the shop guy at a company I used to work for put one of our aging trailers back together, and it became obvious that I know how to weld.



I cannot remember at all how I know how to weld or who taught me, but I've been able to do it for a long time.




Maybe I should give curing AIDS a shot, maybe I learned how to do that in my LSD years too.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:57

My New JailBate l00ks like My all time favorite Jailbate from the Secret Garden,Kate Maberly :-D

From: ik
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:57

As always Abby, the FFA became better when you showed up :)

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:59

Pics Or else it's a Cain impostor! :)

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:00

When will the despicable Morris Dees fall down a man-hole and choke in a cavalcade of feces, urine and rotting rodents? I hate that motherfucker.

I shall offer propitiation to Yggdrasil that it may soon be thus.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:02

Welding just takes practice like any other
skill. It usually takes me longer to wrap up
my stinger and ground cable than the actual weld.

200' of leads is a pain in the ass.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:06

PhotoBucket is doing a "Rutine" Maintenance

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From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:10

CameronVale -- I watched the movie 'This is England'
over the weekend. Have you seen it by chance ?

Never been to England (I don't like curry).
Is it accurate at all ?

Don't forget I am a pig-eyed Mick/Polack.
Oi !
Oi !

From: guildwarrior [Master of All Skills]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:14

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 23:49

Guild -ya leg to torso ratio looks a bit odd to these old eyes.

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That's because of the angle of the shot. Trust me, Devi Maa is perfectly proportioned and wields a Barbed Long Sword of Fortitude that will intimidate both man and beast. It also causes an extra 20% Bleeding effect on manbearpig.

From: p
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:14

It seems to me that duder is way stricter re/ troll tolerance; that could be a reason for the FFA improvement.

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:22

Hmm, feeding the Yggdrasl, I'm not very pious, and don't generally make sacrifices, but maybe I should give it a goat to be on the safe side.


From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:24

merrillvillain -is that "suitcase" unit an inverter type?
the last thing I burned a rod with was one of these

Double vision and hand tremors have about killed my mig work
I doubt I could work a stick any more.
I miss working the metal (job shop fabrication/machining).

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:32

From: p
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:14

It seems to me that duder is way stricter re/ troll tolerance; that could be a reason for the FFA improvement.



Yeah, it does seem like Duder got tired of having his site completely overrun with trolls.

Way to go Duder!

From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:37

Thought I just read a discussion about the finer points of the work ethic in relation to wandering round a virtual landscape pretending to be a wizard, gremlin or whatever the fook!

Machinists!

tis like some salvador dali canvas... On acid!

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:37

Bedfart -- It is a compact inverter welder that I tap
into a power source without a Hubbell-type/twistlock plug.
I pull the fuses after confirming the load/line
source and wire it in.

I work on overhead cranes so nobody can really see
my hillbilly work practices. I do have have fuses
in the circuit so it is not a big deal. Unlawful ?
Sure -- It is not like anybody has been killed
with 3phase lately.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:44

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:10
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Hi...it takes a Villainage! (so says Hils)

No actually, I know what the flick is about but haven't seen it.....I assume it has some bullshit PC 'tolerance' message at the end which would no doubt turn my stomach. Rather akin to 'American History X'. Permit alien invasion....and LIKE it!


Hollywood does not allow otherwise. (guess why?)

The UK is set to explode rather soon I should think, their media isn't as controlled by the IP as is the US, even though we have free speech here....for now.


Tragic for Western Civilization...utter social and ideological surrender has destined destruction for Europe and North America. We have only our weak foolish, apathetic white populus and a handful of of 'Chosen' ones to blame.

Sad and pathetic I'm afraid.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:51

Spoiler alert --
It ends with the kid tossing
a St. George Flag into the ocean
and (presumably) renouncing his Paki-hating
antics.

A oxblood steel-toe to the head of a
mongrel should be a happy ending.


From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 00:55

Hollywood does not allow otherwise. (guess why?)




What are Jews for a $1000 dollars Alex.


From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:00

Hubbell-type/twistlock plug.

WTF?

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BTW....check out a flick called 'The Machinist' with Christian Bale, it will freak you out.

And in truth, I always envied guys whom operated big-arsed devices, band-saws, lathes and massive electrical shit etc.


(Cool sci-fi book...'The Lathe of Heaven')

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:02

Ahem....I DID go some factory plastic injection molding for a couple of months to make ends meet! (sheepish!)

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:16

Cameron -- It is a classic situation.
Blue collar types supposedly strive to be white collar.
Some white collar types wonder what it is like to punch a time card.

I have literally witnessed every type of manufacturing/processing
facility with the exception of a nuclear plant.
We are all just trying to keep the lights on brother.
It is that simple and has been for awhile.
Food-Shelter-Clothing has proven to be more than
a novel concept.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:21

DD -did you toss parts in bin, trim flash etc.
What was Q.C. weigh it, measure it ,shine light through it?
I never got to see inside a plastic shop.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:25



Here is the front view of a female twist lock plug.
It reminds me of a sad & retarded Panda bear without ears.

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:28

>>>We are all just trying to keep the lights on brother.
It is that simple and has been for awhile.
Food-Shelter-Clothing has proven to be more than
a novel concept. <<<



Yes my friend.

It's bad now.


Worse than I've ever seen it.


Companies are bidding jobs for below their cost to do them just to keep working.


That NEVER happened before.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:32

Cool MV, I never bought into the left-wing class war bullshit....and I got on at the IATSE union when I went back to school. (with the inside help of a poker-buddy whom was the shoppe-steward no less...guess who owed whom?)

Life doth contain a sense of sublime irony!

Hey; at 24-26/per with time and a half after 8 on any given shift and double-time after 12.....it filled in nicely. I can even drive a fork-lift.

But, we busted our asses big-time...I don't see how those guys did it for extended periods of years. After 12 hours, I could barely walk...at 35 years olde.

Still have my card though, for emergency purposes and adds to SS when I'm an old bastard!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:39

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:21

DD -did you toss parts in bin, trim flash etc.
What was Q.C. weigh it, measure it ,shine light through it?
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Yes BF...I basically just put in the plastic sheets, hit a few buttons, and removed the hot attached plastic product from a tray ...pulled them loose and threw them in a bucket. (and again!)

Mindless, but after high-school Dad said he would pay tuition and rent at undergrad college....but I needed to work for a summer to obtain money for sundries.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:39

Times are tough my mud-slinging friend.
My usual %35 standard above list price and
$85-125 labor rates are completely discombobulated.

As a preferred supplier I can usually offset
some costs. Long story short ?

Aint nobody buying shit these days.
Modernizations and upgrades are only happening
at power plants and other utilities.

The steel mills have damn-near bankrupted
many suppliers in my area.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:50

I definitely need to get me a gig at a nuclear
facility at least once. There is even a chance for
me to do work at a NASA facility in TX or FL.

How gnarly would that be ? The opportunity
already exists. A 50 ton load with less than
1" tolerances is a walk in the park.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:53

Today I had a woman come in and buy and insurance policy in a bikini and flip- flops. I don't think she broke any laws and she wasn't hideous-looking. One of my office partners think I made a poor choice by not ejecting her, but I don't think she broke any laws. (if she was really fat or something, I may have taken issue). My office partner got mad at me because after she told me I made a bad choice, I told her she made a bad choice because I made money after she snubbed the chick and I got the commission.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:54

"Never been to England (I don't like curry).
Is it accurate at all ?"

Every bit as accurate a portrayal if working class angst in England as was West Side Story an accurate portrayal of working class Puerto Ricans , but with better tunes.

Enquiring minds may ask as to why this may be. This may be because the people in the film belong to a part of society known as "actors". Very few of these are actually "working class" ( blue collar to you guys), sometimes you will hear "actors" proclaim that they come from "working class" backgrounds. What they mean is that daddy had a job, probably a college lecturer or solicitor.

Added to this the directors, producers etc are also , generally, the product of middle class homes. Sometimes ,in the name of "gritty realism" they may actually visit "working class" areas and talk to the "youth" to get a real insight into their lives.

However, unlike the "youth" of England's poorer areas (all of it), they can always walk away and go back to their nice, comfy homes.

As for the ending of the film. In reality attitudes are hardening and , if anything, going the other way. White, working class Brits, in general , do not care for "foreigners" of any hue.

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:56

Waste water treatment plants are the thing now.


Can't bitch, Obamas' plan is doing some good.


Most cities shitplants needed upgraded for thirty or fourty years,

they were just dumping the excess into rivers.

(do any fishing lately?)

The shitplant upgrade isn't the worst thing the government ever spent money on.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:56

To a degree at which, as in the area I live, coming from the next village is sufficient reason for you to get abused and possibly pummeled by the "locals".

Middle class people will never understand this attitude for, in their quest for mobility, they have lost their souls, they have no sense of who they are or where they belong . They are the living dead, albeit clutching glasses of Pinot Grigiot.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:57

DS -- Bikini top and flip-flops ?
She was sans pants ?

I am assuming she had some type of pants/shorts/capris/clamdiggers

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 02:07

Apologies for striking a nerve there Oldgit --
I have stated on many ocassions I am in full support of
the sentiment expressed in your beloved country.

Don't become the USA etc..
If I ever go to England I do not want to see
a bunch of Muslims. My travel itinerary includes being
head butted by a drunken soccer fan or a pretensious
music fan with limited fretboard skills.

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 02:08

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:57

DS -- Bikini top and flip-flops ?
She was sans pants ?

I am assuming she had some type of pants/shorts/capris/clamdiggers
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No. I don't give a fuck...it wasn't illegal as far as I know. I DID nicely tell her to wear a cover-up at least for the next time she came in. Then when she left, I sprayed the chair with Lysol.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 02:10

Drunken football fans are of the past on the whole. Even girls attend matches nowadays ?
I do fall into the catergory of feeble fretboard maestro, however I do not headbut people, you really need Scotland for that sort of thing.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 02:10

I used to tell my friends to get into repair work it'll be the last thing they can automate.
Instead They just circumnavigated a lot of us with disposable products.
Think Ryobi or Homelite.
A neighbor brings a homelite blower to me, it's got a dangling starter rope.
Damn recoil is buried between the engine and the impeller
I tell them it's a $70 new at home-depot and ask do they wanna pay for my
gas, time and new torx bits etc this will need.

You guessed right, it's now in my scrap parts pile.

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 02:13

Oldgit -- You seem to be in a rather pissed mood.
Is there anything I can help you out with buddy ?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 02:49

Very astute MV, I have been ill, possibly Swine Flu, for the last week. I am not my normally sunny self.

From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:07

I think it's called the nolovirus that's now affecting merry olde. It's different from H1N1

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:26

Well that's a relief !
I can now feel terrible in comfort, knowing that no pigs are in danger from my touch.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:26

From: dontsqueak [DS is talking]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 02:08

From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:57

DS -- Bikini top and flip-flops ?
She was sans pants ?

I am assuming she had some type of pants/shorts/capris/clamdiggers
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No. I don't give a fuck...it wasn't illegal as far as I know. I DID nicely tell her to wear a thong for the next time she came in. Then when she left, I sniffed the seat and looked for stray pubes to floss with.



(fixed)

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:28

What are "CLAMDIGGERS" ?
Anyone wearing an outfit like that over here this summer would get hypothermia. Wellington boots and raincoats are the de riguer style this season.
Thanks to global warming.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:29

My dick smells really funky after sex.
Should I wash my hands more often?

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:29

I dig your clam, baby.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:30

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 01:54


As for the ending of the film. In reality attitudes are hardening and , if anything, going the other way. White, working class Brits, in general , do not care for "foreigners" of any hue.

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Well, I may deign to view the Albionic celluloid after all should it arise.

And Brits of ALL stripes are notorious xenophobes...why have they/we survived this long? That is what we call a biological imperative.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:30

No stud, you should give up post coital dick sniffling.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:32


What do Brits have against this poor gal?

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:44

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:29

My dick smells really funky after sex.
Should I wash my hands more often?
^^^^^^^^^

Yes, and stop playing with your balls.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:47

Git you swine.

There have been several versions of Sweeney Tod (the demon barber) in recent memory.

1) Ben Kingsly/Joanne Lumley
2) Depp/ Carter
3) Ray Winstone Essie Davis David Warner


The first was trivialized, the second curdled my piss whence they began yowling.

The third is evil, dark, understated and unpredictable. (check it out)

The English are far and away better actors than their American counterparts.
Writers too for that matter. Masterpiece Theater rules.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 03:54

DD is a fat girlyboy who will never know a woman's touch.

From: bluegrasslass [Elizabeth Molloy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 04:08

"Motorist dies driving over edge of Grand Canyon"
Ya think?!?!

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 04:52



Hey Rotten. Whaaat's happening?

From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 04:59

3) Ray Winstone Essie Davis David Warner

By far the truest version of the totally fictional Mr Todd

Had it happened, that was how it happened!

Typical of the beeb to put it out during the xmas hols when everyones too pissed to notice.

From: merrillvillian [yeah........that merrillville]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 05:25

Here is a interesting fact :

If your veterinarian gives you medicine that requires
refrigeration read the instructions carefully.

Step 1 : Keep refrigerated
Step 2 : Have your cornea ripped
from your eye socket after application.

On the plus side I caught me a opossum
this morning -- North Americas only marsupial
that will have their skull crushed with a spade
shovel within 25 minutes or be injected with
chlorine.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 05:58



Nasty little fuckers.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 06:06

MV:

When I was a kid, we ran a trap line.

Caught one in a 2" leghold.
Thing ran right up the front of me. It had chewed through it's leg, and as I got it's neck snared, the bone came loose.

It shrieked the whole way. My step-dad nailed it with his catch-pole before it ate my face off. I had little puncture holes all the way up my chest-waiters.

Freaked me the fuck out.
I didn't go along for the afternoon line check.
Sat my ass right HOME!

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 06:25

Trap lines, possums......where do you guys live?

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 06:35

rhag:

I used to live in western New York.

330 acre farm, out in the middle of nowhere.

This was back in the 70's and 80's before animal rights activists started in. The fur trade was still good, and everyone wore leather.

Now most of that is over.

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 06:42



Mom watched a mom & 2 babies outside until a hawk took a baby once!

(mornin'!)

*** *** ***


From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 06:51



That's a whole lot different than what I remember.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 06:51

This was back in the 70's and 80's before animal rights activists started in. The fur trade was still good, and everyone wore leather.

Now most of that is over.
______________________

C'mon up to Canada and club a nice baby seal, have a beer, smoke some pot.

Warm your country innards and slake your bloodlust all for one low price!

Here's the wind-up.....


Hey-Oh!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:05

Most of them die of disease if they're not thinned out.

Seals, not possums. *To clarify.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:08

Maiden..did you see my Garner St. Park Texas post on the lat FFA?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:19

Morning you Rotten Fucks

I feel like death warmed over.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:21


One of the best 'name fail' pictures I've seen in a long time.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:24

Aww poor Garg.

*gives hug*

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:30

Jesus Goyle....take some anti-biotics, a couple of valium and a painkiller and do a 12 hour recovery-crash.

My guy friends are jealous they can't put head to pillow for 12-16.......for me that's an under-achieving Olympic sport!

Girls tend to say...get up asshole!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:33

I love the occasional "crash for a whole day".

Usually hits once every 3 or 4 months.

Wake up and your kidneys hurt.

From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:34

"My guy friends are jealous they can't put head to pillow for 12-16"
---------------------------------
Just 12-16?
Pfft, I can do 18-20!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:34

Thanks Lurker :)

DD, it's apparantly something I ate not getting along. Guts are in a knot and what I just did in the shithouse would kill the flies. I'm gonna go lie down and watch the show I DVR'd last night.

From: p
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:36



The dental image of this possum clearly gives away its country of origin.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:38

For me it's about once every two-weeks.....circumstances allowing.
If shit need be done...doink; Lazarus rises!

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:43

Bascha- ya, I've seen really ugly-looking ones outdoors...
they mumble to each other... it's trippy.
Teens look kinda like ferrets.

Gargie- gtfo, man. If it's that horrible, just gtfo!!
It is probably dragging you down physically.

DD- yeah. Concan is nice. Leaky is gorgeous.
If I had a bike (= Harley), I'd be there all the time.
The Frio really is... :) Mini wouldn't stop taking pictures!
Ya gotta lay off the racial hate. It's so ugly.
Hate people individually, for their own personal fucked-upidness,
(!) and you can still hate almost everyone!
(ex.- hating most welfare recipients...!)

Hey Lurker.


*I believe it was actually a large owl that took the baby...

bbl.
probably!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:51

Hit Craig's List for todays job postings...


THIS came up:

LOOKING FOR HOT SINGLE YOUNG LADIE 18-29 TO TRAVEL TO BIKEWEEK IN STURGIS SOUTH DAKOTA
JULY 25TH THRU SEPTEMBER 2ND MAKE MONEY BE ON A REALITY TV SHOW AND SEE SOME BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
PLEASE SEND PHOTO AND BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF YOURSELF AND WHY YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO TO
EMAIL johnni1shot@yahoo.com you may also text or call 904-200-2692 johnni
14 days of work and filming 21 days of vacation and fun need immediate response for flight reservations


Location: STURGIS SD BIKE WEEK
Compensation: GREAT PAY GREAT FUN
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:54

Ya gotta lay off the racial hate. It's so ugly.
Hate people individually, for their own personal fucked-upidness,
(!) and you can still hate almost everyone!
--------------

Excuse me.....but go fuck yourself; NOBODY tells me what to say...if you don't like it then get a big cucumber and ram it up your asshole. Don't ever talk to me like that again.

I try to share a nice spot where we have both visited, and you hand me some PC bullshit nonsense.






It won't signify.

From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 08:15

Touchy, touchy. Go snort some drain-o and chill.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 08:24

Deep down in the jungle so they say
There’s a signifying monkey down the way
There hadn’t been no disturbin’ in the jungle for quite a bit,
For up jumped the monkey in the tree one day and laughed
“I guess I’ll start some shit.”

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 08:24

Drain-o, drain-o
Daylight come
and me wan go home.

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 08:26

Wow.
Cool.
Ya don't "gotta" do a damn thing.
I know this.
Jebus.
I was kinda just letting you know why I don't reply to your
stuff very often.

There are horrible, horrible people of all shades.
There are nice people of all shades.
Deal with it.

Not really very PC- just human.
(eek- saw it as I was typing... I feel all dirty...)

*you actually remind me of some relatives.

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 08:39

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:54

Excuse me.....but go fuck yourself;

=====

Excuse me......how polite!

From: captrehab [Just a Captain?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 08:39

Morning!



All this talk about the recession.... sad really. I just moved out of Northern Alberta because of that shit, we just can't move our oil. The Chinks don't want it, the Yanks are busy procuring their 'own' from their good buddies over yonder. Oh well. BC is still sweet. The demand for good reefer is higher than ever, you just can't grow this shit fast enough. No economic troubles here at all, in fact, I think this is the biggest boom I've ever experienced in this part of the country. C'mon up folks, Canada ain't that bad. You may need a while to get used to the stronger beer but you'll never go back to 4% once you do.


From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 08:43

I think drug dealers are the only ones making any money right now.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 08:50


From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 08:54






And pimps Bascha.

Nice to have a kind white pimp; not too many of those.....but popular with the girls!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:02

I thought ALL pimps had to have a mean streak.

What's the point in a girl with a "nice" pimp? She'd just punk him off. Start bitch slappin' and take HIS money.

From: bizzaro [truth is lie!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:13

Daredevil your blind racism paired with you misplaced love of all things English just speaks to your benign ignorance.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:17

I thought ALL pimps had to have a mean streak?
---------------
Of course they do....I would be the most pussy-whipped pimp
in Arizona; of course I could recruit young bitches to put on a
bus to Manhattan.

But that would both be illegal and not in accordance with an agnostic humanist conscience.

Nixt.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:19

Sounds like what that promoter was trying to do in that ad I posted above.

That sounds so shady, it's deafening.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:23

benign ignorance.
----
Well luv; I'm glad it's not considered malignant in your uneducated eyes.....but 'benign' ignorance is indeed an oxymoron.

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:27

Phoe were pierced in Pensacola
choked in Boca
maimed in Miami
throttled at Epcot
& lacerated in Tallahassee

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:33

Phoe were the best in Key West
more than able in Coral Gables
a real go-getta in Hialeah
& were da bomb in West Palm

From: bizzaro [truth is lie!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:33

Benign as in harmless you twat.
You are only hurting yourself carrying around that antiquated mindset.

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:41

Phoe were frustrated in Fresno
stymied in Lima
trammeled in Tampa
hampered in Hampshire
& broken down in Boca Raton

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:43

Phoey were stranded near-terminally in Turkmenistan
Virtually viciously sodomized in Somalia.

Cunnilinged copiously in Copenhagen.
And enjoyed analingus appropriately in Annapolis.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:47

From: bizzaro [truth is lie!]
--

Ignorance is 'never' benign asshole.
That lack of ignorance is by it's very definition malignant.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:50

"From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 07:43

...Ya gotta lay off the racial hate. It's so ugly.
Hate people individually, for their own personal fucked-upidness,
(!) and you can still hate almost everyone!
(ex.- hating most welfare recipients...!)..."

You should do as I do...my racism is very PC...I simply discriminate against everybody equally. Fuckin' monkey humans...

...and if I had my way, every crime would be considered a hate crime, and prosicuted at a higher level of punishment.

From: bizzaro [truth is lie!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:57

Your ignorance don't hurt me none at all simpleton.






Now go ahead and attack my grammar.

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:57

Phoe got laid in Bradenton
did other lewd things in Tarpon Springs
sucked six penises in Venice
& got even hotter in Edgewater

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:57



they had rope swings 'n everything!

later.

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:02

"...and if I had my way..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FphuBPNYcWo
:)

g/g

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:12

Beautiful Maiden.....all is forgotten.


Do they still have the paddle-boats above the falls?
And the snack-bar above the boat-rental where I learned to like onion rings?

The caves were the shit for a 12-14 tr. olde (male) kid.

I know the area well.

Take ME next time Maiden...promise I won't rape you, cut your husband's throat
or drown your little screamer in the Frio.

Hey.....I DID promise!

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:26


DD is a fat girlyboy who will never know a woman's touch.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:30

From: bizzaro [truth is lie!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 09:57

Your ignorance don't hurt me none at all simpleton.

Now go ahead and attack my grammar.
______________________

Bio:

Studying the paradocs of truth in the bizzaro world of the internet. We can
see Orrwells 1984 happening as we type our lies and new facts. Everyone with
a keyboard can be a authoritie now, just pick a subject and submit.
4Chan rules the interwebs

Truth is lie......paradocs, Orrwells, a authoritie....?

Does anyone really want to argue with Borat?


From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:32

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:26
_____________________

Anyway to photoshop a rotten forum onto that computer screen?

(For my private archives.)

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:36

you'd have to ask Sandy. He is the King of Porn.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:39

I don't know.. I hate racism in my real everyday,
and I don't let it apply in my REAL life

but on here anything applies you all know that.

I also know that even tho I HATE racism....
the very people I try not to be racist to HATE ME in return
so what do ya do there?
its a no win situation most of the time.

We all do what we all gotta do I suppose, hi ya everybody :)

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:52

race race race race

Talk about something else, fuck!

how about ways to make your life better?
making more money?
making your family/friends happier?
enjoying this precious snippet of space-time to its fullest?

racists and egalitarians...
STOP WASTING YOUR FUCKING TIME!

stop being the pawn, idiots. hop off the chess board of
politics and fucking work yourself to death to make your
life, and the lives of those you care about better.

don't like niggers? then fucking move where there aren't
any. don't like racists? then fucking move to compton, asshole.

god-dammit people. wake up!

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 10:58

I also know that even tho I HATE racism....
the very people I try not to be racist to HATE ME in return
so what do ya do there?
its a no win situation most of the time.
_____________________

You ban them from your stores, schools and villages.

When the rainy season ends, you crush them, once and for all.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:02

don't like racists? then fucking move to compton, asshole.
_______________________

Yeah, Compton. I hear that all the black people there welcome whites as
their brothers.


From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:03



racists

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:05

it's called sarcasm, rhag.

hilarious how it flew right over your 'enlightened' head.

From: bizzaro [truth is lie!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:09

My point about racists is that tend to give a break and provide excuses for idiots on their own race.
There are plenty of good reasons to dislike most people that have nothing to do with race. If you deal with interactions as they happen instead of preconcieved notions of good or bad you tend to stay sharper.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:19

I seem to have forgotten the site I've been blogging on for the last few years...is it 'rotten' or perhaps 'I love n1ggers because the media tells me to do so?'

I'm a pretty clever guy........one day I shall figure it out.

And so shall you.

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:22

If you deal with interactions as they happen instead of preconcieved notions of good or bad you tend to stay sharper.

=====

So in other words if there is a pack of negros following you down the street, don't get all worried until they actually kill you.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:34

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:05

it's called sarcasm, rhag.

hilarious how it flew right over your 'enlightened' head.
________________________

Apparently you missed the sarcasm and dry humour of my post.

Well, keep on furiously typing away, perhaps you'll "enlighten" people with
your misplaced anger.

Where did the bad man touch you?


From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:54

I shot out a question last week, but no one was paying attention ( :) ) :

Has anyone here seen the "Obama Deception"?

I'm about 20 minutes into it...
Things I guess we all know are there, but don't think about daily. Hmmmm?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 12:02

Obama Deception?

After 8 years of Bush/Cheney, doesn't seem to have much bite to it.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 12:02

The Obama Deception is something you can either believe, or not.

I take a lot of Alex Jones' work with a grain of salt.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 12:04

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:54

I shot out a question last week, but no one was paying attention ( ) :

Has anyone here seen the "Obama Deception"?
_______________________

I started to watch it, but the wife needed the computer.

I'm sure this guy has skeletons and secret connections to the masons, stone
cutters and Nazis, just like every other politician.

He's a man, not a Messiah. When Germany got desperate for a leader they went
with the most charismatic candidate too.........








Angela Merkel, what a pig!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 12:13

I guess when the connections are so plainly strung together, it makes you wonder.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 12:19

It's like the Kevin Bacon connection. If you look hard enough we are all a
connection or two away.

Ya know anyone from Toronto?

Of course, even if Obama is a real shithead, he's still better than W.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 12:58

I'm back and I still feel like hammered shit.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 12:59

Bascha, what do you think of warehouse 13?

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:02

I'm back and I shit my diaper again.

Hey Bascha, will you feel sorry for me?

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:11

Did you guys go out and get a life or something? ,,LOL, :)

JUst me and my shadddoow here now.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:14

I'm glad duder finally cleaned up the troll dung.

Now I can post without being mocked.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:18

I use rOtt so I don't see what the trolls are saying about me. But I see the post count going up and, and, and, I don't like it and I email duder.

Thank you duder, you're my best friend :)

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:19

Is it raining? I hope so for the frogs,,LOL,

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:20

Alex Jones is a certified Tinfoil Knight.

The type that seeks to correlate the weather patterns in Kalamazoo with the birthrate in China, and then "exposes" an Armenian plot to ruin the automotive industry in Detroit.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:27

OK, Abby, good afternoon. Have you seen Warehouse 13?

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:27

Now I can post without being mocked.
_____________________

False.

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:36

WW2 Fact: The british fought out in the open. American troops hid amongst the populace, sat behind tree stumps and rocks as they sniped at the enemy, then ran off. Americans rarely wore uniforms. American troops were supplemented with foreign fighters from germany and other european nations, they did not allow blacks to serve. Americans harassed, attacked, tortured and even killed tories.

Essentially America was built on a foundation of what we would call terrorism today.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:39

OK, Abby, good afternoon. Have you seen my frogs?

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:40

Goyle, I was a bit disappointed. It seemed like a Frankenstein sewn with hasty stitches of odd parts of previously successful shows (remember the antique shop with the bizarre inventory). I usually tend to lose interest when I know, pretty much verbatim, what the characters are going to say before they say it.

Cast is OK, except that an overdose (more than 3 minutes) of Saul Rubinek will kill you.

I've been watching reruns of "Special Unit 2" and "Warehouse" does not even come close -- BTW, Pauley Perrette (Abby in CSI)is in the U2 as a blonde and as much fun as ever.

I'll not watch "Warehouse" until after a few more episodes and then out of sheer curiosity.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:41

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:27



Any relation to Bo and Daisy?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:48

Well, I admit it's still a touch rough around the edges, but I think ( hope ? ) that after a few episodes it will mature some. Seems they're still feeling out the characters and so on. I'm hoping it'll become a decent show anyhow. I do like some of the devices of the steampunk type. Guess we'll see.

I have to agree on Saul,, too much will be toxic. If they keep his parts to a minimum, it might be a good mix. The female lead needs to relax a bit and the male one should grow a brain and somehow have less testosterone as well. I have hopes, but with syfy writers, I don't place them too high. They have a tendency to get campy which will trash any good show in a heartbeat.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:52

WW2 Fact: The british fought out in the open. American troops hid amongst the populace, sat behind tree stumps and rocks as they sniped at the enemy, then ran off. Americans rarely wore uniforms. American troops were supplemented with foreign fighters from germany and other european nations, they did not allow blacks to serve. Americans harassed, attacked, tortured and even killed tories.

Essentially America was built on a foundation of what we would call terrorism today.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
well every war has terrorist on each side. Soldiers don't run around
wearing ballinera outfits with pink tights and a tutu. The OTHER side
always calls the OTHER side terrorists.
So that argument above doesn't necessarily fly.

I'd like to say America is built on FREEDOM because we are free.
WHAT MADE US FREE?

WAR; YEAH;

that is what made us free and the men who died in it.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:54

Hey Gypsy :) how's things?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:57

everything is ok thank you goyle and how are you?
just doing a patriotic rant lmfao

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:59

Lousy day for me, woke up at 2am with stomach cramps, cold sweat and nausea. Now I just have a headache and a touchy stomach, but needless to say I didn't sleep well and all that. Not sure what got me, but something did.

Hopefully I'll be back in form tomorrow

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:02

well I sure hope you get feeling better goyle and hope its not that
rotten strain of flue known as the pig trots yikes

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:04

"The british fought out in the open. American troops hid amongst the populace, sat behind tree stumps etc..."

___________________________

Whoever wrote that must be a troll as I could not find it on the thread.

Better read Sun Tzu's "Art of War" before uttering anymore stupidities. Mao would also help.

"Terrorist" is an opinion; it describes nothing but an attitude towards today's enemy, the very same who yesterday was a "freedom fighter", and tomorrow will be a "Partner in finding peaceful resolutions".

"All warfare is based on deception".

(Sun Tzu)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:14

Like a virgin, touched for the first time. Ah memories of my wild days and that madonna song.

A toasty afternoon, rottenoids!

From: dinktoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:14

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 11:03



racists
~~~

LMAO

afternoon, Rotten :)

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:14

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:04

"The british fought out in the open. American troops hid amongst the populace, sat behind tree stumps etc..."

___________________________

Whoever wrote that must be a troll as I could not find it on the thread.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

You got that right GD and how are you; its good to yak to ya

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:15

Sorry to hear you feel like shit, goyle. Don't let sandy know.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:16

hi ya dink good to see you too!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:17

Hey Dinkers, Vic

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:17

and you too vic boy the gangs all here (almost)

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:18

Gypsy, I'm buried under work -- I am slowly catching up after the lousy extended flu.

It's good to see you visiting more often :)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:19

what's the topic today?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:19

I'll live Vic, just that I hate waking up at 2am like that. Then you feel lousy all day from a lack of sleep and whatever was upsetting the insides.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:24

There's a topic? :-0

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:26

Heh...Tzun Tsu was of the opinion that if you hadn't already won a war before you sent your troops in, you weren't going to win it.

Preperation, propoganda, demoralization...all must addressed & utilized before even one soldier is set against your enemy.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:27

aw thanks GD ya once a rotteneer always one even if it only
comes in spurts..

hmmm I'll just let whoever butcher that comment above lmfao

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:28

Essentially America was built on a foundation of what we would call terrorism today.

=====

Wrong. They didn't intentionally target and murder civilians.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:28

Well now...

THAT sounds like an all together entirely different kettle of fish.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:30

hi ya scorch, hows it going where you are things here are hot and
humid as hell and t storms warnings up

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:33

Essentially America was built on a foundation of what we would call terrorism today.

=====

Wrong. They didn't intentionally target and murder civilians.
^^^

thats for sure when you put it that way spook can't ever remember
when that was done

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:35

"Wrong. They didn't intentionally target and murder civilians."



The American Indians weren't civilians?


Who Knew?

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:36

LOL goyle. Hey GD, gyps, sko, theo, spike.

Hmm..guess war is the topic. Can't we talk about knitting?

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:38

Indians were terrorists

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:40

..Wrong. They didn't intentionally target and murder civilians..

Okay, I can jump in here; US gubmint could be construed as terrorist, civilians are targeted with taxes and legislative control.

Take that!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:41

I'm listening to the NASA feed, waiting for the shuttle launch. Once we get closer, I'll bring up the video feed too. :)

I'd love a ride up to the ISS, that'd be so cool

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:42

The Women and Children Included?

A whole race of terrorists?



Well then, I guess it a good thing they got the snot kicked out of them.



And the African slaves...Obviously they weren't civilians before they were taken from their homes.


Lemme guess...Terrorists as well?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:50

And the African slaves...Obviously they weren't civilians before they were taken from their homes.


Lemme guess...Terrorists as well?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

terrorists deal with terror thats what floats their boat thats what
they thrive on..terror and more terror. The more they can scare the
bigger they feel; the bigger they feel the more mistakes can be made
cause terrorists have a known flaw.
Over exalting themselves-EGO RIDDEN-Power happy
thinking they can scare the entire
population of people they are going after.
Some just refuse to be scared; even if they have to die to prove it.
Some won't be bullied.

From: stubgerbil [ Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:55

Everyone knows african slaves were captured by africans, even today.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:57

lmfao @ stud how are ya today?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:58

GD....perhaps you need to listen to the Art Bell programme for some perspective.

Oh sorry, he's off his head!

From: stubgerbil [ Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 14:59

good gypsy,
I gots a game for you


http://www.regiftable.com/regiftingrobinpopup.html


try it and tell me what you think.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:01

Khallid Abdul Muhammad, Louis Farrakhan's chief spokesman, in a speech at Kean College in New Jersey:

"When we gain enough power from God Almighty to take our freedom and independence [in South Africa], we give [whites] 24 hours to get out of town by sundown. That's all. If he don't get out of town before sundown, we kill everything white, that ain't right, that's in sight, in South Africa. We kill the women. We kill the children. We kill the babies. We kill the blind. We kill the cripples.We kill them all. We kill the faggot; we kill the lesbian. We kill 'em all."

"You say why kill the babies in South Africa? Because they're gonna grow up one day to oppress our babies, so we kill the babies. Why kill the women? Because they lay on their back. They are the military or the army's manufacturing centre. They lay on their back and the reinforcements roll out from between their legs. So we kill the women too. "You gonna kill the elders too?" Kill the old ones, too. Goddamnit if they have a wheelchair, push em off a cliff in Cape Town. How the hell you think they got old? They got old oppressing black people. I say kill the blind; kill the cripple; kill the crazy, goddamnit, and when you get through killing them all, go to the goddamn graveyard and dig up the grave and kill em a-goddamn-gain, cause they didn't die hard enough."

But remember people...only whites can be racists...

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:01

....And?
^^^^^^^

well Theo every nation has those people who won't be bullied-
not just America..Take a look at Iraq and what happened after that
one girl got killed which was a fkin tragedy, I hated to see it for
the simple reason they were finally standing up.. finally

and their voices WERE heard

just certain types in every nation won't stand for it

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:05

"Everyone knows african slaves were captured by africans, even today."


S'like supporting your local crooks by buying the goods they stole from your neighbors.


The rational of, "well I didn't steal it", just doesn't hold water.


By buying, owning, and using the goods, you are as culpable as the thief (or the slave trader).


Anything can be rationalized, but that don't make it rational.

(or terror free)

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:05

Over exalting themselves-EGO RIDDEN-Power happy
thinking they can scare the entire
population of people they are going after.(God bless America)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

U>S>A
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I can haz nuclear weapons cuz they're meant for "peace" and WE the people don't want you to have your own. That would be unacceptable. Disagree with us and get bombed.


Iraq or Afghanistan?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Some just refuse to be scared; even if they have to die to prove it.
Some won't be bullied.

_________________________________________________________

Do you also believe Osama was responsible for 911?


From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:06

not true that only whites can be racists..but I will cede a bit & say
that whites help make it what it is today.

but then so did every group of people who think their race is the only
one that is allowed on this earth. See that is the fighter and pride in
ALL OF US..not just whites not just blacks but all. As long as we're
a human were gonna think that...
its a human flaw and a damed good one too.
Because who better than to speak up for their race then a member of it??

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:08

well skorch I would say he was but not being there of course it
has to be an opinion and not a fact.
So what I say or think means actually nothing because its only an
opinion.

From: stubgerbil [ Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:09

theo at that time there was no laws against slavery,
kind of like there was no laws against cocaine before 1915
kind of like there was no laws against taking a 12 yr old for a wife.

From: stubgerbil [ Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:11

GYPSY!!! what about the game?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:12

see if I say something as I always do about stuff that interests me
I will have to have some facts to back it up IF I want it to go down as
serious. Then I can back it.

But if its just an opinion I try to add that too cause who the hell
knows for sure these days anyfkinthing?
All governments have corruption each and every one of them.

C what I mean?

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:12

"So what I say or think means actually nothing"



I concur.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:13

are you saying no laws before 9/11, stud?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:13

theo at that time there was no laws against slavery,
kind of like there was no laws against cocaine before 1915
kind of like there was no laws against taking a 12 yr old for a wife.
-------

I'm sorry....exactly what is wrong with any of that?
Perhaps I'm missing something.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:14

and stud just hit the nail on the head as usual; absolutely right stud
and facts DO back what u said

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:16

This time period is sometimes referred to as the nadir of American race relations because racism in the United States was worse during this time than at any period before or since.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:16

I mean stub; yeah, nice game FFS.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:17

No terrorist laws, I mean. Dummy.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:17

You guys talking to a troll again? I don't see Gerbil here?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:17

"So what I say or think means actually nothing"
^^^
I concur.
^^^^^^

but you're not necessarily right when you say I concur. Maybe it
means nothing to you..but some others always have the thoughts that are
similar to mine who DO think the way I do

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:19

LOL there you goes again vic,Fucking with a perfectly good troll'in

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:20

I just came home from Putt-Putt, goyle. She was talking to stub gerbil, who is Sandy no doubt.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:21

Is there a # of characters limit on posts now?

From: stubgerbil [ Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:21

But but, I was being respectful and taking part in the discussion!

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:22

The point was that America was founded on Actions that would be considered terrorism by today's standards.


That there was no law against it does not negate that fact.



To the folks on the shitty end of the stick, (the Africans, and Native Americans), it must sure have smacked of terror of some sort.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:22

As I said before racists are everyfkin where.
every nation, every country has them.

as long as I am not one I don't care who else is...thats their way of
looking at stuff.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:23

Gerbil, I figured as much. He's blocked so I didn't see the offending stupidity.

Putt Putt? The only golf I like,,LOL. Best after a couple of beers.

From: stubgerbil [ Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:23

I thought I was representing studgerbil better than he does. :)

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:23

con·cur (kn-kûr)
intr.v. con·curred, con·cur·ring, con·curs
1. To be of the same opinion; agree:
^^^^^^^^
I agree/concur 1000% that what you say or think means actually nothing.

Thank you, please come again. :)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:23

skorch, 64 lines, has been that way for a long time

From: stubgerbil [ Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:26



^^^^^^^^
gargoyle

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:28

I am considering moving to a new city or province all together next year.

Today, I spilled hot sauce all over my shirt while having lunch.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:28

You guys are having a troll party and I wasn't invited? How rude.

Fucking asshats, I took a shit at 2am.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:28

ya but trolls have to live too and I suppose theirs racism
among them. Ya.
Such as this troll is best cause he is purple and drives more people
away so his trolling is better than being a yellow troll..
then yellow trolls say the orange troll is the best cause people are
too thin skinned to talk to him;
then the orange troll gets all pissed off cause they didn't succeed
in hurting anyone and they begin to hate each other.

and we can assign trolls colors instead of a name because even
THEY aren't sure of who they are cause that is why they troll.

hmmm I just heard Michael Jacksons death is classified as a
homicide now

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:28

Hello Vic...have a nice forth did you?
That was a beautiful lake you posted....I hope you were
enjoying yourself in such pristine conditions.

If you simply were circle-sucking a troupe of crack-headed
niggers in an LA fleabag....I should be quite disillusioned.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:29

Cats, are you tweeting here now too?

Hot sauce on the shirt, ouch

From: stubgerbil [ Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:30

not one comment on how amazing this site is?

http://www.regiftable.com/regiftingrobinpopup.html

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:31

No gypsy, trolls need to die painfully, that's all they need.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:32

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:28

ya but trolls have to live too and I suppose theirs racism
among them. Ya.
Such as this troll is best cause he is purple and drives more people
away so his trolling is better than being a yellow troll..
then yellow trolls say the orange troll is the best cause people are
too thin skinned to talk to him;
then the orange troll gets all pissed off cause they didn't succeed
in hurting anyone and they begin to hate each other.

and we can assign trolls colors instead of a name because even
THEY aren't sure of who they are cause that is why they troll.
-----------------

That's some deep shit right there gyps.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:33

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:23

skorch, 64 lines, has been that way for a long time

*********************************

?...then how did some of these trolls spam posts that took up about 3 feet of scrolling?

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:33

oh ya Theo they must have thought it as the worst thing
they ever seen or lived through if they WERE allowed to live..

and every country has done it at one time or another

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:35

A gif counts as one line.

One extra long gif, posted four times, takes up as much room as it wants.



....To make a gif that isn't resized when it's thumbnailed by the server, the original has to be less than 6 pixels wide.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:36

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:28

Hello Vic...have a nice forth did you?
That was a beautiful lake you posted....I hope you were
enjoying yourself in such pristine conditions.

If you simply were circle-sucking a troupe of crack-headed
n1ggers in an LA fleabag....I should be quite disillusioned.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:36

Gibbertialismanisms.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:36

They can only do 64 vertical lines, just looks like forever. Get r0tt, delete trolls :)

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:37

I'll try again...

Khallid Abdul Muhammad, Farrakhan's chief spokesman, in a speech at Kean College in New Jersey:

"When we gain enough power from God Almighty to take our freedom and independence [in South Africa], we give [whites] 24 hours to get out of town by sundown. That's all. If he don't get out of town before sundown, we kill everything white that ain't right, that's in sight, in South Africa. We kill the women. We kill the children. We kill the babies. We kill the blind. We kill the cripples. We kill them all. We kill the f@ggot; we kill the lesbian. We kill 'em all."You say why kill the babies in South Africa? Because they're gonna grow up one day to oppress our babies, so we kill the babies. Why kill the women? Because they lay on their back. They are the military or the army's manufacturing centre. They lay on their back and the reinforcements roll out from between their legs. So we kill the women too. "You gonna kill the elders too? Kill the old ones, too. Goddamnit if they have a wheelchair, push em off a cliff in Cape Town. How the hell you think they got old? They got old oppressing black people. I say kill the blind; kill the cripple; kill the crazy, goddamnit, and when you get through killing them all, go to the goddamn graveyard and dig up the grave and kill em a-goddamn-gain, 'cause they didn't die hard enough."

I count less than 30 lines.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:37

Hiya Bascha :)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:38

Shit, I been trolled. See, I DO need glasses! Still sum o da tralls are kind a fun. I made a comment about the regift site, stub.

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:38

lol goyle, I felt like making fun of the whole thing, I fucking hate twitter. I am still considering making a big move next year though.

Sucks about the hot sauce, I'm sure you'd all hate me right now as I smell like a Mexican!

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:39

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:28

I am considering moving to a new city or province all together next year.

Today, I spilled hot sauce all over my shirt while having lunch.

======

You don't have to move, its not that bad. I spill stuff on myself all the time.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:39

They can only do 64 vertical lines, just looks like forever. Get r0tt, delete trolls :)

But don't worry if you guys talk to the trolls I email duder,,LOL,well more like spam him :)

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:39

Pardon gentles all...that last post was filtered.

I forgot the blatant hypocrisy and
forewent altering the word n1gger.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:40

Heys cats, I love me some taco :)

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:40

You can get a shitload more than 64 lines with a gif ...


Why even open your mouth if you don't know wtf you're talking about?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:41

Cats, nothing wrong with smelling like a mexican, I dated/lived with one for 4 years. I like mexican food.

Why the big move?

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:41

You won't get filtered for saying the n1gger word only if you're black.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:42

ya but we can't kill trolls cause they like bridges who would
live under them if we kill them?
Bridges need company too beside all the cars that fly over
them 90 miles an hour and all the people who jump off them.
lmfa you guys are too much love all of ya!
I suppose we will hear now about how Jackson was murdered;
I thought he was in the beginning and at the risk of offending
anyone I hate his dad absolutely can't stand that onery looking
old bastard--
I can just see him beating the hell out of Michael every time he
didn't do a dance the way that old fker wanted him too

Jackson damn sure didn't need his onery old papa to tell him how
to dance he was born with that talent

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:42

Yea, I think my post was filtered 'cause the quote had the word f@ggot in it...

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:42

Bascha's food chain has filed for Chapter 11.
Hope that doesn't impact OUR girl!

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:42

O yeah, DD, I was at the lake for the fourth. And BTW I am not interested in AAs or their ilk. Besides, I have more class than a circle-whatever you called it! I go for human men, not sissies or monkeys or dogs.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:43

"I spill stuff on myself all the time." :)

Hey guys.

Fly by.


Going out for a little while. The outside is waiting for me.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:43

Heya Vic, LOL,, I need that chili recipe :)

I give you a 9.5 on the effort yesterday but final score is a fail until we get the recipe,,LOL, don't say my name and he won't know I'm here ha ha

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:44

O yeah DD? I don't live in LA. Ugh. Cesspool. Snob.

From: gypsydances [gypsy]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:45

You don't have to move, its not that bad.
I spill stuff on myself all the time
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

oh lmfao llllooolll spook can't stop laughing now

plus gotta go have stuff to do so cya later guys and thanks
for the company

muah kisses to ya and take care

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:45

I'd like to say, since I began posting here I've always been opposed to the censoring of certain words & voiced my issue on the matter. This fucking site is supposed to be ANTI-censorship, so what gives?

Goyle, I just feel like a fresh new start.

From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:47

Hi there.

FYI, I spent some time at the FA forums today, instead of wasting time and getting insulted here.

From: richard [Groves]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:48

LOL,, me too, cats me too. :)

I could use a roommate. I will get out of here when the snow melts and I get my welfare check.

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:48

Later Vic...

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:49

I know the feeling Cats, will you be able to find work easily in your field? ( not sure how much demand there is )

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:49

sp00k is fucking hilarious, the guy almost always puts a smile on my face :-)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:49

Later vic? Where am I going, spook, LOLOLOL!!

is this you in this pic cammy?

http://s85.photobucket.com/albums/k72/RotteneerPhotoAlbum/

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:50

Toilet paper

Tampons.

Funeral Homes.

The only CERTAIN businesses.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:52

Forgive my ignorance Vic......but AA's?

And glad you had a nice 4th....we went swimming as planned, but BBQ time
revealed a consensus propelling our motley crew to our local watering hole for pool, dancing and darts.

Lucky I froze all that grub I (and others) bought!

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:53

Hey DD, here's a pic of the mountain cottage last christmas. And my apologies for those o you that have seen it already, its a repeat.


From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:54

DD, AA=afircan american

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:54

Oh goyle there's demand everywhere for this! And especially in Otario as they have the greatest funeral director shortage. That being said, I'd advise anyone going into this field to also get their embalmers license as well, if you just train as a funeral director you will have less chance of being hired.

Oh goyle, I'm so famous & not in a good way, I can only pray no one else trashes me. It's so childish but it's almost like high school; I got people on my side because they've seen what a hard worker I am and they know me, then there's the other half "I betrayed" by exposing them as the unprofessional dicks that they are & they got together & trashed me...

It's like the fucking mafia.. you betray one director than you betray almost all of them... wish they would grow up.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:54

DD is a fat girlyboy who will never know a woman's touch.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:55

Listening to Mike Levin right now...he's frantic about Obama's health care reform in congress...as was Rush, as was Hannity, as was Beck, all friggin' day...

...they're ranting about how this will destroy health care...I have been refused health insurance, and without insurance in the states, you can just forget about paying for our overpriced care, so it's no skin off my nose.

I wonder why these dicks think I should give a damn about them, when they don't give a damn about me?...didn't hear Limbaugh and the others even bother to mention health insurance while it was being denied to me...seems a bit hypocritical, don't it? :)

I want to see the health insurance companies destroyed regardless of what it does to everyone else...simple revenge.

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:57

Haha blove.

You know, sometimes I feel I post too much info here..

Well this is something that won't get me in trouble; my colleague took a tumble just now & we all laughed at him!

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:57

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:49

Later vic? Where am I going, spook, LOLOLOL!!

======

Sorry Vic, mis-read, thought you were gypsy

=====

the guy almost always puts a smile on my face :-)

- thought you were going to yell at me for a minute there.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:00

LOL @ Cats. You get funnier and funnier every time you post, lady.

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:00

That was supposed to be Ontario, the province...

dammit...

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:00

A French province to the North I believe.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:00

Um..yeah spook, I always sign off with 'kisses', LOL! Hey my crestline neighbors gave me four trout on the 4th weekend; did you catch any last week?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:01

I was looking at the photo album and thought Was it generally thought that alex the great was a cop trolling for pedos? Or is ATG and KFC andy trolls?

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:01

Gerbil:

I need you to expand on that.

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:03

Damn no sooner than I sit down I got to go do stuff, later.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:04

I thought KFC was a Sandy creation.

I wonder how many there are?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:05

Cats, sounds very cliquish then. Thinking of moving to another provence then?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:06

KFC andy trolls?



+

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:06

OK, DD; glad you had a nice BBQ by the pool-it really is the best for the Jul 4th holiday. Did you drink too much and fall down, get wet? LOL! I made myself stop at 5 beers-unfortunately I can't hold as much as before.

From: crackerhead [got rock?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:06

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:03

Damn no sooner than I sit down I got to go do stuff, later.


I will take your chair, Goodbye troll.

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:07

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:00

Um..yeah spook, I always sign off with 'kisses', LOL! Hey my crestline neighbors gave me four trout on the 4th weekend; did you catch any last week?

====

Didn't even try Vic. Camping there was kind of lame, I like being remote. Up in the Sierras next time.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:08

I love the numbers they keep spouting...did you know that of the 47 million Americans without health insurance, 10 million are illegals?...

...so I take it that 37 million US citizens are "acceptable losses"?

...of that number, 17 million make 50,000 a year and could afford their own insurance policies...heh, these guys don't get out much, I guess...whoever buys their solid-gold policies ought to tell them what insurance companies are demanding for sub-standard coverage...600 a month for a family of three, and that's with a 5000 deductable per year...

...50,000 a year don't go very far, and that insurance cost is out of friggin' reach for anyone making that kind of dough...at least, if you want to also buy food, clothing, & shelter for your family at the same time.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:09

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:04
I thought KFC was a Sandy creation.

I wonder how many there are?

==================

Too damned many

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:10

O yeah, remote is good spook. I remember hiking in the Cascades when I was a teenager last year (a deliberate lie). Mirror lakes, like pearls on a string. Damn, the water was so clear, I could see the trout swimming, like 10-20 foot deep. No peeps, just us boys and bears-(animal kind).

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:11


British women are beautiful and talented.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:11

You didn't read my post Vic, (you dizzy queer) we DIDN'T bbq but went to
the bar after a 4-hour swim in the 100-degree Arizona bake-fest!

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:11

you betray one director than you betray almost all of them...

====



The thin black line

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:12

Easy there, sailer skorch, you'll burst a blood vessel. And then you might be an item on dailyrotten.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:13




I'm inclined to agree gerbiler.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:13

Care to comment on stud's observation about brits, DD?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:14


From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:15

..50,000 a year don't go very far, and that insurance cost is out of friggin' reach for anyone making that kind of dough...at least, if you want to also buy food, clothing, & shelter for your family at the same time.

======

I don't even want to hear about it. $23,000 for a broken collar bone, I'm suppose to pay $6,500 the fucking insurance ripoff bastards don't want to cover.

From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:16

"Cats, sounds very cliquish then." -- goyle

Ha.. ha.ha.ha. AHHHHHHHHHH *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAH! *wipes tear* ha.

Cliquish indeed. Everything from corporate owned vs family owned to them teaming together just to fight someone they don't like. Almost like how the Muslims & Christians in Southwest Asia hate each other but will team up to fight the Jews!



"Thinking of moving to another provence then?"

Yup. Or maybe just a new city.

Gerbil did not expand. Can't tell if he was insulting me or complimenting me or... ah either way, I shall take it as a compliment! Must fetch dinner now.

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:17

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:08

...of that number, 17 million make 50,000 a year and could afford their own insurance policies...heh, these guys don't get out much, I guess...whoever buys their solid-gold policies ought to tell them what insurance companies are demanding for sub-standard coverage...600 a month for a family of three, and that's with a 5000 deductable per year...

...50,000 a year don't go very far, and that insurance cost is out of friggin' reach for anyone making that kind of dough...at least, if you want to also buy food, clothing, & shelter for your family at the same time.
_____________________

I'm telling you that you have to go with the universal healthcare like Canada.
You're never denied any treatment.

I'd love to pay 600 a month for years, get sick and be denied coverage
because some cunt in accounting says it costs too much and I have a
"pre-existing" condition.
For everyone to pay a little more in taxes it's worth it.

Of that 600, that's after tax income. So to clear 600, you have to bring in
close to 900 or so. Over 12 months thats 11K of the 50K pre tax. And 50K
is not alot of money for a family of 3 or 4.

Society is judged on how it treats its most vulnerable members.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:17

Later then Cats

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:18


Greatest gif ever. I shit you not.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:19










From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:20

FFS DD, you grizzled old breeding prune, so I missed a part of your post; on a thread before the 4th, I remember you mentioning BBQ! And you did not respond to my query about you in the rottenphoto?

Leezus, string me up!

From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:21

Why do I get blamed for all the trolls, it's not fair? :-(

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:22

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:10

O yeah, remote is good spook. I remember hiking in the Cascades when I was a teenager last year (a deliberate lie). ......
=====

Sounds cool Vic, only problem is I'll have to find some sherpas or a mule team to pack in the beer supply.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:23






More ladylike luv; you ARE English!






I'll snarf your cunt and asshole regardless!

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:23

Holy shit!

That guy got smoked!!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:25

That's gonna be a headache

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:25

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:18

Greatest gif ever. I shit you not.
_______________

Agreed.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:26

DD, nothing wrong with her flying a bit of beaver :)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:27

You need BEER, spook? She-ite, the water is so clear you could brew your own. Especially since (if I recall) you don't want to return to the city. Forget the sherpa, use your wife/spouse/whatever!

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:28

No argument here, rhag...I'm usually a pretty "conservative" guy, but I can't stand for companies screwing people over for profit, with organizations that come just short of violating anti-trust laws.

Insurance companies are the reason prices have skyrocketed, insurance companies are the reason those without insurance are charge 3 times more than people with insurance, insurance companies are responsible for the results of their "cherrypicking" people out that they think will never need health care, and denying insurance to the rest.

These people live for, worship, & fuck money, plain and simple...and anyone that supports this messed up so-called "health care system" is no better than they are...and that seems to include the entire Republican party, these days.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:28

Now that Stool-gerbil has been firmly placed in his own anus (where he belongs)

Vic, you said you don't fishing?
That fucking lake cries out for rod and reel. (no sarcasm)

I mean, you can be a sportsman even if you DON'T eat fish! (sarcasm)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:32

DD dribbler-now its my turn to say you did not fully read my posts! I do fish and have fished in the lake, of which pic I posted. I have other pics of it, just not webbed. However, I have not lake fished since I was a teen and memorial weekend was a practice session. AND I eat water-swimming fish as well. Burrhead.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:34

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:26

-------

I wonder can she cast a spell upon her Majora and have those little lips flapping like the wings of a Monarch butterfly?

(whilst her anus gapes and contacts in accompaniment)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:37

That would be mighty strange DD,, LOL, might feel good though. I'd just like to see it up close and personal and in a horny mood.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:39

Relax Vic.....I'm just busting your balls!

That's the thing with faggotry, no self-deprecation or sense of humour, overly-sensitive, often paranoid.

I assume you realize that you are on the FFA of 'rotten.com'?

I'm certain you realize this, just thought I'd remind you!!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:42

Haysoose.....Andy has me in the agony booth again!

I assume you've ordered full duration?
Indeed, my acts warrant death.

From: bizzaro [truth is lie!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:46

Spook/DD my point from earlier was not about "love" for anyone (the way supremicist love the white race).
My question to you is would you feel safe if you were walking down the street and there was a gang of WHITE guys following you?
I don't give anyone the benefit of the doubt, I react accordionally as the situation develops. As Bruce Lee taught; "the way of no way", keeps you sharper.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:52

Yeah, yeah, yeah DD, I am relaxing now. And how do you explain all the other sensitive paranoids here? Could it be breedertry? You won't even address my question about the pic of you in rottenphotoalbum. And you claim fags are paranoid, etc?

OK, I'm getting shrill, huh? Hahahaha! Never mind.

I am bailing out. In charge and at large!

Peace. OK spook, here's your cue for 'later vic' LOL!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:55

OK, later kids, time to clean this box

From: sp00k
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:57

later vic :)

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 17:00

I'll answer any question Vic......but what is it FFS?

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 17:06

I've bitched enough for now...maybe I'll come back and bitch later.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 17:28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnUI8tfKjg



New Michael Jackson footage of him being set alight....priceless!

He should have had a Coke and a smile!

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:07

From: bizzaro [truth is lie!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:46

My question to you is would you feel safe if you were walking down the street
and there was a gang of WHITE guys following you?
_____________________________

If they were dressed like black guys, ie wiggers, yes. Although the ones from
the below pic would just become 3 more notches on my Doc Martens.




From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:15

How does one become a wigger?

Is it all about pretending to be black?

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:15

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:22

The point was that America was founded on Actions that would be considered terrorism by today's standards.
:::::::::

And Canada wasnt?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:16

crackhead you didn't do a very good job of taking over.
BTW I have you blocked, I don't see you.

From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:18

STFU, are you a wigger?

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:22

From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:15

How does one become a wigger?

Is it all about pretending to be black?
_______________

It's about wanting to be black, with none of the baggage.

When it comes to a job interview you can always change your shirt.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:24

Shithand,why do you like fucking shit covered teddy bears and calling them "Mum"?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:24

you can always change your shirt.


From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:35

Oh yeah,,

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:37

cain, that skank is butt-ugly.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:39

From: bizzaro [truth is lie!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 16:46

My question to you is would you feel safe if you were walking down the street
and there was a gang of WHITE guys following you?
-----------------

Yes, because I have a concealed carry permit.

From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:41

It's about wanting to be black, with none of the baggage.

When it comes to a job interview you can always change your shirt.

-----------------

http://www.wiggaz.com/

^^^^
Retarded!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:44



Nice array cainage. That bitch there needs a deep-kiss then my stiff cock in her throat.





Cute as all get out; but why doesn't she show us her tits?

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:50

I don't care what shirt you wear stupid is forever.



From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:51

From: suicidejunkie [:0]
Date: 14-Jul-2009 21:27


How can you explain shit like that. My mom was a whore and probably raped in her youth. My dad lived an okay life an let that bible shit get to his head.

# # #
Must have skipped that chapter in the Bible.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:52

The papers want to know whose shits you wear.

From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:53



^^^^
Will have some fun with this pic.

Report back soon with result.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:06

Only one troll around here wears shits :-0

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:08

From: rhag6942 [Kewl Han Dluke]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:22


It's about wanting to be black, with none of the baggage.

When it comes to a job interview you can always change your shirt.
# # #
White guys all trying to be a better n1g that a thug-life n1g. I always looked at those people, and I mean "those people," as "weekend warriors."

"I want to be cool and roll in the hood with my homies. I'm a straight up gansta --- whoa; Oh hello officer friendly. How are you today. Mar-mari-wanna? No sir. I think it's my transmission it has been emitting a funny smell since I picked it up from the shop earlier today. I have already scheduled to have it looked at tomorrow. Yes sir. No sir. Thank you sir.

'fo shizzle that was a close one homie. We be the pimpest n1ggaz around.

From: p
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:08

If you have to post jailbait, at least do it right.


From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:10

goyle you don't even see trolls so why the comment?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:13

Well, DD did want to know who's shits someone wore, thought I'd put in my thought on it.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:13

Ponty, I like the bait there, nice mound

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:14

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
Like some cat from japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
He could leave 'em to hang
They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls?
Just the beer light to guide us,
So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?



...............He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar.

From: speedy [Speedy Gonzales]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:19



Gargoyle wears a skirt at kilt-con 2008.

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:19

I went to a mixraced school district in the 70s and 80s so I got to see the wigger thing from it's start.

I was middle class and I had minority friends , some of whom lived in the ghetto, but they weren't gangsters or anything.

I was white ,Lamar was black, Ferdinand was Puerto Rican, not a big deal , it never really came up.


The kids who would spearhead the wigger movement-


Mainly from nice neighborhoods with dads who were professionals or in sales and stay at home moms who spent a lot of time around the school being lunch ladies, or recess ladies, or chaperoning field trips.

First they started break dancing, and that was pretty funny.

Then they started having black friends too...
but not like mine.

They gravitated to the pieces of shit, the guys who failed three grades to be the toughest kid in their (remedial) class, the ignorant violent obstructions to education that are probably still illiterate today.

The niggers.

And for whatever reason embraced that "culture" and aspired toward being ghetto, keep in it real, representing.



Pretty fly for a white guy indeed.

The Offspring have a good take on it-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7-E1qTVJgE

From: crackerhead [got rock?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:20

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 18:16

crackhead you didn't do a very good job of taking over.
BTW I have you blocked, I don't see you.
-------------------------------

Ya, it was no fun without you.


Where did you go?
What were you doing?
Who were you with?
What color socks are you wearing?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:21

I knew a guy in school who's name was Bird Seed. I'll let you guess his race.

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:24

someone say jailbait? i'll contribute:



and for the really kinky fuckers who like the young ones...



*sigh*

( fuckin sick bastards! )

From: crackerhead [got rock?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:24

Cain, that is the ugliest bitch you have displayed so far.

What is wrong with you?

You must be a fat fuck, and have your standards set pretty low to be thinking that inbred bitch is worth fucking at all.

From: cracker6666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:24

I don't wear socks!


From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:27

I have both cracker trolls blocked!

From: kushed
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:28



Sup?

From: qwerty5 [.]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:28

Last thought for the night.

Is it just me or is every black person now turned into some sort of one thought idiot. I don’t mean the thugs they are idiots or the hood-rats, garbage, but the supposedly ‘normal’ black people. I can’t even hold a conversation with them anymore. We’ll be talking normally like two mature adults about some topic that is light-years away from the realm of politics and social injustice, then the conversation takes a weird turn. For example:

Me: Hey what’s going on?
Average black dude: Not much.
Me: I went to the aquarium and they finally finished all of the remodeling and it looks great.
Average black dude: Yeah. I haven’t been there in years. You know that’s what we’ll (his family) do this weekend.
Me: Yeah they finished the “petting pool.” And you can pet the nurse sharks, and stingrays; your kids will love that.
Average black dude now begins morphing: Oh yeah that would be a great learning experience for them.
Me: yeah.
Average now bent in the head black dude: You know Obama’s wife, Michelle is a teacher.
Me: Oh. I haven’t heard that.
Batshit crazy black dude: Yeah she could have taught at any of the universities in DC but chose to teach at a community college.
Me: Wow. Uh. I haven’t heard that. I find it a little far fetched in which the First Lady….
Batshit crazy angry black dude: Oh what? So a black woman can’t choose to teach? You fucking racist…..
Me: I gotta take a dump.

Anyone else deal with shit like this? Christ on a crutch.
Night all, and to the trolls, may a 10,000 indian (hindu) women fart in your face.

From: kushed
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:30

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:24

Top pic : OG kush?

Second pic not so young lol gota be at least 3rd week of flower.

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:31

Funny gang sign story, I'm in an urban area measuring up handicapped ramps and a little homie rides by on a bike and flashes me a gang sign, I flipped him the English version of the bird



He Took The Fuck OFF!

I wonder what that means to them.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:35





Yeah....but where's the sauerkraut?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:38

That's really disgusting DD, you know that pussy will taste like hotdogs for days now. I fucking hate hotdogs too.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:44



One-hit stuff.
I rarely indulge. (Twice a month perhaps)
That 'kind' shit is cheap as fuck out here.

Could make a fortune shipping that North;
but I'm not enamored at being band-up for 10!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:45

evening tards

goyle you feeling any better?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:47

Goyle; I hope it was Nathan's at least.

And yeah.......hot dogs are fucking horrid.

From: kushed
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:48

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:44

That 'kind' shit is cheap as fuck out here.
=====

How much is cheap lol

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:51

RF, not much. I ate dinner and am now regretting it. At least the headaches gone.


DD, yeah, Nathans or Muckies natural casing all beef

From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:54

DD- Hebrew nation?





zeta-jones is a jew

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:55

I used to like hotdogs but they fuck me up now.

Same with SPAM.

Two bites of that stuff anymore and it gives me terrible indigestion and makes me all lethargic .

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:57

Catherine Zeta-Jones



Born: 25-Sep-1969
Birthplace: Mumbles, Wales

Gender: Female
Religion: Roman Catholic
Race or Ethnicity: White
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Actor

Nationality: Wales
Executive summary: Traffic

From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:59

Married a jew kids are jewish shes a jew!!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:00

Haven't had SPAM in years. not sure I want to either.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:05

I keep a supply of SPAM around the house for emergencies

it is not only nutritious but it also makes an excellent spackling compound

in addition it has been proven that cans of Spam can block neutrinos

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:08

when we are finally capable of interstellar flight

Spam will be used for antimatter containment

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:09

LOL,, guess you're safe from neutron bombs then RF,,

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:10

I can see Mr. Scott frying up some SPAM for an emergency repair on the enterprise now. I'm giving her all I got Keptian, she won't take no more.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:11

it has been theorized that spam is actually the elusive "dark matter" that holds the universe together

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:14

A jew is by definition someone born of a jewish woman.
The spawn betwixt her lovely self and lucky bastard Michael Douglas
can hardly be labeled kikerous. Yo wit:

His father Kirk Douglas is Jewish, though mother Diana Dill is a WASP. Michael Douglas is known to be a supporter of the Jewish National Fund, a fact we note although it is inconclusive as to his religious identification. Douglas is also listed in Klein and Vuijst's The Half-Jewish Book (2000).

Hook-nosed inbred.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:17

Substance
Posing
As
Meat

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:21

SPAM might be dark matter.

That would explain how it's %100 sodium, and also %100 fat, and also %100 protein.

Could possibly be from another dimension too.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:21

They now sell slices of spam in sealed wrappers for .99

Fried up with eggy-wegs and well-buttered toasty fingers....it
has been know to satiate a drunken late-night appetite!

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:22

excellent point Ik

spam as a function of string theory?

I must call Stephen Hawking at once!

From: rectumfister [got pooh?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:24

Blowjob

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:24


From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:25

spam can be dangerous though

bringing more that 10 cases together without some form of shielding

might cause the formation of a black hole

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:27

It lies between the pit of man's fear and the summit of his knowledge.

And the pit of his stomach for 'A Brief History in Time'.....then unceremoniously shat into a bowl to circle down into a fecal abyss.

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:33

Can't understand why some people hate Jews...I know there's people who are racists, but all the Jews I've met didn't seem to be of some other race, unless you're splitting hairs such as classifying Italians as one race & Norwegians another.

I've never seen any difference, or specific aspect that classifies all Jews...there are decent, fun-loving Jews and asshat Jews, just as you'd find in all groups.

I know Hitler hated Jews and convinced a lot of gullible people to go along with it...but why Jews in particular?...he also hated Gypsies & homos & communists...so why does everyone single out a religious group for persecution, why not the Buddhists, or Shinto-ists, or Baptists?

Makes no real sense to me.

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:35








From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:36

why not the Buddhists, or Shinto-ists, or Baptists?
==============

hitler didnt have time to get around to those groups of people

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:38

hitlers main problem was that he didnt have enough spam in his diet

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:40



I'd like a #6 please :)

From: dinktoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:42

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 19:55

Same with SPAM.

Two bites of that stuff anymore and it gives me terrible indigestion and makes me all lethargic .

^^^

SPAM allergy?


From: rectumfister [got pooh?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:42

Blowjob

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:46

Hi Dink :)

From: dinktoucher [Free Goo!]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:54

Hiya IK :)

Quite the entertaining jew-spam discussion I'm missing out on.

Been working my way through two seasons of Breaking Bad last couple of days, don't know if I'll manage to finish it tonight. Gotta say, better show than I expected. Although I find it extremely creepy that Walter is my dad's doppelganger. Even more so once he shaved his head.

I'll wander back later if I don't nod out in the comfy chair watchin' my shows.

*grins & waves*

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:56

I agree Skorch,most of us Jews treat all the other races as about the same, and Hitler sucked , why would any one buy into that "National Socialist" shit?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:57

Oh no, not the Comfy Chair!!!


From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 20:58

of course this is only a theory mind you

but one reason the jews may be hated is becuse they do not consume pork and pork related products

so they dont eat spam, hence the hate for them

if only more people around the world would embrace spamism the world would be

a better place

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:00

Oh no, not the Comfy Chair!!!
=================
Damn!

I was so busy propagating spamanistic principles that reference blew right by me!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:02

Those groups tend not to be parasitic or destructively infiltrative.
It's no accident that the 'self-chosen' have been booted from every country they have infested for the last 2000 years.

They make a living out of playing the professional (and perpetual) victim, and in doing so shield themselves from criticism whilst they control the media and subvert US foreign policy with the AIPAC to fight wars for the protection of israel against America's own interest. Speak against their power at your own risk....they will brand you an 'anti-semite' and attemt to destroy you.

(See Fred Lutcher)

In this country, they promulgate open-borders, homosexuality, socialist ideology, and anti-white policies in general. Have you seen the filth they are pumping in their jewlywood 'movies'?

Black good - heroic figure oppressed by whitey, clever too. Never the average dumb thieving n1gger

White bad - Dorky, racist, incompetant...waiting for his bitch to fuck 'Tyrone'

Race-mixing - Yuck

Great psychological template for our white youth.


There's a brief primer.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:02

See what happens when you SPAM the thread RF?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:05

in refrerence to DDs rant

you will also notice that they never have a can of spam in the movies either

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:07

See what happens when you SPAM the thread RF?
================

I apologize

I just get so caught up in the Tao of spam that I forget myself sometimes

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:08

Hmmm I might try building something out of SPAM, I'm pretty sure it's non- biodegradable.

From: littlefuzzy [H.Beam]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:08

Just a few thing to think about if you look them up.


See who owns-controls the media you love so much....T.V.,radio,movies




Then find out who really controls the unions,banks,insurance




Also what country has the largest spy ring in the U.S.?



Find out and learn.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:08

Please don't make me laugh, it's painful, then it's smelly

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:11

Hmmm I might try building something out of SPAM,
===============
worked for me

remember that hole in my driveway?

4 cans of spam and it was paved right over

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:12

For amusement why not substitute the word "sperm" for Spam in other folk's posts. For example-

"They now sell slices of sperm in sealed wrappers for .99

Fried up with eggy-wegs and well-buttered toasty fingers....it
has been know to satiate a drunken late-night appetite! "

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:15

The main reason Jews have been traditionally "picked on " in Europe is that for many years Christians were forbidden to lend money with interest ( usury, the Romans regarded 1% as outrageous), so the Jews stepped into the breach. Nobody likes money lenders do they.

That and the baby eating, that didn't help.

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:16

Home / Latest / Browse / Random >0 / Top 100-200 / Add Quote / ModApp / Search / #

#111338 +(14084)- [X]

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

From: kurekuretakora [oldgit]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:16

"I just get so caught up in the Tao of sperm that I forget myself sometimes "

See, funny !

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:18

think about this..

spell spam backwards and what do you get MAPS!

what is a map? it the way to a destination!

what is the destination? why enlightenment of course!

so spam is the way, the truth, and the light!

BTW spam can be used as an energy source just stick a piece of string in it and you have and instant candle

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:23

I bet if Lao Tzu were alive today he'd be all about some SPAM.

Pork shoulder and ham, what Chinese guy isn't going to be down with that?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:23

I think you've been smoking SPAM

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:24

People simply put their heads in the sand.......don't
know because don't want to know.

Let's just cough up yet another few million tax-payer's jack for yet another
holocau$t 'museum' so we can build yet another shrine to our perceived victimhood.

This way, the cycle can continue indefinitely. What, you want to fix the roads or build a hospital with that money? You must be a 'virulent' ant-semite!
You gotta hand it to 'em....it's a pretty good scam. And with Talmudvision giving constant positive reinforcement to suck pretzel logic...the group-think is a virtual fait accompli.

Four legs good, two legs bad. It would be sublime were it not so monsterous.



And WWII.....all about our self-obsession and our just desserts.
Fuck the Brits, yanks, aussies, Canucks etc etc etc.....just give me enormous
reparations. None for the Bataan Death March victims....that would obviate the stranglehold on the victim business.

Besides, Goyim are chattle...we'll hide behind their military prowess and bleed them dry.

From: daredebbil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:31

My yearbook picture.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:33

Goodnight Gracie

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:33

DD is a ...


Well, you should know what he is by now.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:34

night goyle

may the mighty hormel the keeper of spam watch over you

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:35

Gnite Goyle

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:37





Serving 6 million every day!

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:44

About the Jews, this strikes me as weird..

For the population of my town there's a few really big synagogues, at least one HUGE Jewish community center, and other Jewish stuff.

I've met like three Jews here in my whole life.

There has to be sizable Jewish population, and they must be kinda just not mentioning that they're Jews.

Maybe it's all the German surnames around here.

I just find it curious, like I said I don't even know any Jews to pass judgment on if I was like that.

From: daredebbil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:47

I can spot them a mile away.


From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 21:57

Ik - the best evidence is that GD and DD say that Jews are no good.

Trust me, they are never wrong about anything. Just go along with it.

What are you -- a troublemaker?

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:05

Stud-

I'm not getting into the thing with you and Abby, but I have seen Abby stick up for Jews.

I was defending the Nazis for wanting to make Germany an entirely German nation after the Jews didn't help the Germans at all in WWI, and didn't help the beleaguered German people after the brutally humiliating and unfair treaty of Versailles, and she said they did.


That's it with me being in the You vs Abby thing.

I like you both, and agree with both of you pretty often.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:11

I agree with GD all the time, ik. It just galls me that she is incapable of ever admitting error. That, to me, is what everyone else does in chat rooms and message boards. It's as common as the common troll. I was thinking she was above that.

DD, on the other hand, is a fat girly boy who will never know a woman's touch. I don't care if he ever admits he is wrong or whatever. It would be like a litterbox admitting that it stinks.

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:19

Dearest Studgerbil, You've got quite the fucking nerve saying any such shit
about GD. You're the biggest piece of shit on this forum. Do you really think anybody gives a flying fuck about your opinion?

When you failed to pay your bet, you lost any respect anybody had for you.
You are worse than Mexican and a N!gga combined. I'd call you a welching jew but that would be an insult to the jews.

Now run along and go fuck that fat bitch Karen.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:27

now now everybody just calm down

here I will open up a can of spam and we can discuss this in a reasonable manner

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:28

LOL troll. Not bad.

I can see what you're going for there, with elements of Sandy and fucknut and cracker. Sort of a tossed troll salad.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:30

What's up with the ad hominem shit Stool-gerbiler?

It's the last refuge of an asshole that can't argue a point....you really have become a scumbag lately. Menopause? Jealousy? Inferiority complex? Norace Envy?

You really are making quite a complete fool of yourself.....a laughing stock in fact. I hardly ever address you, yet you snipe at me with schoolyard 'insults' that would make a 5-grader blush with self-conscious realization of exhibiting juvenile tom-fuckery.


Are you on drugs........or perhaps just going round the bend?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:32

hmmmm

I may need to open up TWO cans of spam for this

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:34

Fat people are supposed to be jolly, DD. WTF?

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:37

ALRIGHT YOU TWO!!

dont make me get break out the big guns here!

if you two dont stop this fighting right now

I will add VELVEETA CHEESE TO THE SPAM!!

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:38

Ahhh, it is the Jews then? This applies:



What's odd about this map is that it presents Palestinian
land under Israeli control as being Israeli land.

??

Imagine world maps showing portions of Iraq and Afghanistan,
under US control, as being US land.

I can't either.

From: cracker6666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:38

WTF gerbil that aint me!

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:40

I try to ignore trolls, but I backread and somebody deserves a quality trolling award-

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:36

WW2 Fact: The British fought out in the open. American troops hid amongst the populace, sat behind tree stumps and rocks as they sniped at the enemy, then ran off. Americans rarely wore uniforms. American troops were supplemented with foreign fighters from Germany and other european nations, they did not allow blacks to serve. Americans harassed, attacked, tortured and even killed tories.

Essentially America was built on a foundation of what we would call terrorism today.


what elevates it to award status_

1.people took this post very seriously and argued for hours.

2.He's describing the Revolutionary War and calling it WWII.
I don't think that was an accident, and I'm sure he laughed his ass off when after all the ensuing argument no one mentioned that.

3. The German mercenaries were here to fight for King George, not us.
Any American that made it through elementary school should know that.
I think Troll did and chucked that in their just to give people some thing to react to (which no one did).

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:41

Both of you bet welching fucks can say what you want. Nobody cares. You get no respect. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:42

Oh good, TSS is here. the voice of reason has arrived.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:44

Oh good, TSS is here. the voice of reason has arrived.
=======================

naw it was the spam and velveeta that did it

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:46

LOL ik, thank you sir.
I wondered who would mention those little details.
I will have to come up with something new for tomorrow as I can't do a part 2 now.

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:48

I assumed my dear friend Old Git would have a thing or 2 to say. :)

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:49

We got Spam and Velveeta cheese.

All we need now is pickles.



From: blithe [mind]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:03

nice trap stud.

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:10

Is that really you TSS?

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:10

i dunno if anyone has posted this yet...
the real michael jackson burn video:

http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2009/07/15/
michael-jackson-pepsi-ad-footage-unearthed-from-1984-shoot/

at the end... see that bald spot, lol?

From: blithe [mind]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:11

whaddya want troll?

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:14

The true Tss, would know the answer to one simple question.

I wonder if it's really you? [blushes] :)

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:16

The witching hour..How nice it would be to be young again :-(


From: blithe [mind]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:17

dammit stud stop that shit.

From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:19

i disagree

stud please continue, post all the megan fox pics you want

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:22

I like curry.


From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:27

Relevant


From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:32




Shop til you drop.

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 23:37

blithe [mind] You could be the real Tss. Off hiding like the old days?

Who's that looking in your window??

From: ik
Date: 16-Jul-2009 00:25

The main thing about the American Revolution was that the English used Brown Bess muskets (effective range 100 yards), and the Americans used Pennsylvania Rifles (effective range 200 yards).

Kinda hard to work past some thing like that.

From: ik
Date: 16-Jul-2009 00:58

What!?

Not even porn now?

You guys suck.

From: p
Date: 16-Jul-2009 01:35

Bullshit.

The American Revolution was lost when the yanks, first in advantage having Micky Mantle who climbed over a fence and lost his balls, so they could no longer beat the democrats who them still have Tony Stewart.

Then the Klingons came and it was over. O.v.e.r.

From: p
Date: 16-Jul-2009 06:10

HAR, I whence beknowledged that my connaissage of American history is superiorage to YOURS, you whore. And my Englage is better.

Now shuttage.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 15:02

From: ik
Date: 15-Jul-2009 22:40

I try to ignore trolls, but I backread and somebody deserves a quality trolling award-

From: acidthereflux
Date: 15-Jul-2009 13:36

WW2 Fact: The British fought out in the open. American troops hid amongst the populace, sat behind tree stumps and rocks as they sniped at the enemy, then ran off. Americans rarely wore uniforms. American troops were supplemented with foreign fighters from Germany and other european nations, they did not allow blacks to serve. Americans harassed, attacked, tortured and even killed tories.

Essentially America was built on a foundation of what we would call terrorism today.


what elevates it to award status_

1.people took this post very seriously and argued for hours.

2.He's describing the Revolutionary War and calling it WWII.
I don't think that was an accident, and I'm sure he laughed his ass off when after all the ensuing argument no one mentioned that.

3. The German mercenaries were here to fight for King George, not us.
Any American that made it through elementary school should know that.
I think Troll did and chucked that in their just to give people some thing to react to (which no one did).

:::::::::::::::::::::::::




"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor"

From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 18-Jul-2009 12:27

From: skorch [Skorch]
Date: 15-Jul-2009 15:55

I want to see the health insurance companies
destroyed regardless of what it does to everyone
else...simple revenge.

% % % % % % % %

Private health insurance (other than supplemental)
will have to be outlawed & then maybe everyone
can have coverage. All these other half-ass
things they try will be predictably
counterproductive & a joke.

I'm laughing at the farce too. No coverage
for me either---ever.

From: kyotay2001 [We all have our bears to cross]
Date: 23-Jul-2009 13:45

Those who are opposed to universal health coverage are often people who equate it to communism. Pure communism doesn't work and the former U.S.S.R. proved that. It seems pure capitalism might have a few drawbacks of it's own.

Updated: 23-Jul-2009 13:45
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