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Swindler Employs Devilish Cunning
London Telegraph | Submitted by: OldPubes
"A security guard swindled £3,500 benefit money to pay for operations to make himself look like the devil, using the money to fund an operation to give himself a forked tongue, devil horns and green eyes... Paslow, 39 who has changed his name by deedpoll to Diablo Delenfer, which he says means devil from the inferno -- said he needed to carry out body modifications to look more like Lucifer."
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From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 00:50
What a fucking turd! Concise & to the point.
From: keysersoze
[Keyser]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 04:16
Well this cunt is from Kent. Don't know why he isn't still married? Looks like a prize catch for a lady on any prison dating website
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 05:07
Well, that's what the devil would look like... ...if he was a friendless eunich, living in his mom's basement & collecting comic-book action figures... ...I'm sure some people here understand perfectly...
From: bluegrasslass [Elizabeth Molloy]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 05:49
Loving the [not very] Devilish black T-shirt ... What a twat!
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 07:54
I didn't realize the devil was a fat choad that spoke French. Also, why the green eyes? What mythology houses that? Horns, even fangs I can kinda see the association with the devil. It would have been better if he tried to turn himself into a burning bush.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 10:06
I really think that he does NOT look like the Devil. What he does look like is a doofus with bumps on his head. Or perhaps that IS what the Devil looks like, IE: a doofus with bumps on his head?
From: suicidejunkie
[:0]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 11:54
We all know a new born baby is the only vessel for satan. So pure and sweet. I wanna suckle on a fetus just talkin bout it.
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 13:25
I'm pretty sure the Devil has better teeth.
From: bobthedrunk
[Bob the Drunk]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 13:56
According to the Jesus freak next door, the devil is a black dude and currently the president of the USA. Since that guy knows everything and is never wrong, this guy doesn't look anything like the devil.
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 13:57
i'm dead fucking tired. time for bed.
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 16:38
he just wants to beef up his resume when he applies for a job in pergatory as a guard. the devil is in the details. da debble made him do it
From: ik
Date: 16-Jul-2009 17:19
Does he say "muhahaha" a lot? And WTF, that's the best we can do for horns?
From: super3fourthsman [Deondre]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 22:49
This story has white person written all over it. Only a white person would turn themself into hell boy.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 17-Jul-2009 04:25
A friend of mine once told me I looked like Hellboy... I mean, I know I'm not pretty or anything, but I do not have mutton-chops, damn it.
From: vehemence [Edward Van Halen]
Date: 18-Jul-2009 20:42
"But other people realise I'm an almost normal human being in other ways and the kids love it," he said ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The kids love it? Kids love pokemon too but I'm not about to go spend thousands of dollars to turn myself into a fucking Pikachu. Wait a minute... That's a brilliant idea. Imagine how much underage pussy I'll get Its just crazy enough to work
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 18-Jul-2009 23:33
Paslow said he needed to carry out body modifications to look more like Lucifer. ***** Not a religious scholar or anything, but I always thought Lucifer was a fallen angel cast out of heaven by God. So wouldn't he look like this?:  That whole horn and pitchfork thing was a middle ages invention that I understood to be a way to frighten ignorant and illiterate churchgoers into following Jeebus.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 19-Jul-2009 10:14
Look like Lucifer?..MJ had that immersed-in-fire thing down pat.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 19-Jul-2009 16:21
I think he needs to carry out brain modifications to make himself realize just what he has done to hisself. Anyway, he's just an English toad over in Britain, anyway, so no problem. Not like he was in the USA,anyway, eh wot?
Updated: 20-Jul-2009 11:23
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