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Skinhead Plots Tennis Terror Volley
BBC | Submitted by: Vomit
"Investigation of his bedroom at his parents' home found weedkiller, firelighters, three tennis balls with diagrams on how to convert them into shrapnel bombs, firework powder, electrical timers and detonators... The defendant spent time searching for girlfriends on chatlines, where he made racist remarks and spoke of converting tennis balls into bombs."
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From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 03:18
"we do not underestimate the impact that Lewington's actions and extremist beliefs may have had on communities nationwide." --- no kidding.  Tennis balls filled with firelighters.
From: keysersoze
[Keyser]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 04:10
The short story here was that he was arrested by 'Rail Transport Police' So when you see them on a trip to England, don't laugh and point. They are providing a valuable service to the nation. Now, if they only could find Shergar
From: hawkweed [crowley]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 04:20
 Bet the net bints were queuing up to date the rubber lipped tard! Is this what happens when You cant get a shag, You blow things up in ever increasingly weird ways?
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 05:24
Uh...this 'tard is clearly a bit confused...let's explain it simply... Master Race...  Not even close to Master Race...  Hitler would not have allowed this toad to breed...
From: bluegrasslass [Elizabeth Molloy]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 05:48
43 - and living at his parents' house?! NOW I'm fucking scared!!
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 11:48
In the big house maybe they'll issue him some gay little tennis shorts, white with red & blue stripes, crotchless kind maybe?
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 13:36
Lord, please don't ever let any state or federal authorities search my bedroom. I have enough strange things (strange to other people, that is) scattered about to get a several mile radius evacuated.
From: bobthedrunk
[Bob the Drunk]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 14:05
He suggested Lewington was a "silly, immature, alcoholic, dysfunctional twit, fantasising to make up for a rather sad life". ************* **** ************** ***** Oh shit - that sounds like me.
From: ik
Date: 16-Jul-2009 17:29
He should be charged with possession of what ever he had that was illegal, but they can't charge him with crimes they think he might have been going to commit can they?
From: catcrys
[Crystal]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 19:59
Now if only he had labeled that notebook "Drawings of Baskets of Puppies." They never would have known he was going to combine all those elements into killing devices. How would the defense "If I really was gonna do it, I would have done it by now and you all would have been dead...but that's not the case so there's really no intent" fly?
From: super3fourthsman [Deondre]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 22:57
Wow Hitler would been prould ( giggles) the Aryan race is getting dumber by the second.
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 17-Jul-2009 04:39
From: catcrys [Crystal] Date: 16-Jul-2009 19:59 Now if only he had labeled that notebook "Drawings of Baskets of Puppies." They never would have known he was going to combine all those elements into killing devices. How would the defense "If I really was gonna do it, I would have done it by now and you all would have been dead...but that's not the case so there's really no intent" fly? ******************************* Actually, a "basket of puppies" makes a rather effective terrorist device, as it does not look suspicious to the untrained eye, and it attracts a large, unsuspecting crowd before the blast... So remember, always clear the area when a basket of puppies is found, DO NOT APPROACH, and detonate it at a safe distance with an rpg.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 17-Jul-2009 09:54
"During the trial, Lewington was described as a loner who had been unemployed for 10 years after losing his last job owing to drunkenness, and who had not spoken to his father for 10 years." 42 years old, and his mother still makes his bed? This guy is the poster child for Skin Head losers, wouldn't you say?
From: jahan917 [Jahan]
Date: 17-Jul-2009 10:22
"Wow Hitler would been prould ( giggles) the Aryan race is getting dumber by the second. " They always were dumb, and at the bottem of the barrel. They are just the same as the have always been
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 17-Jul-2009 13:27
But I do enjoy going to middle schools to watch basketball, baseball, soccer, volleyball, tennis, and football practice. The sight of all those little boys running around and playing with their balls is wonderful! Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fappity, fappity, fap, fap!
From: marquisdesade [Incarnate]
Date: 18-Jul-2009 17:52
You see…...this guy is precisely why siblings should NOT be allowed to have sex…
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 18-Jul-2009 23:44
The defendant spent time searching for girlfriends on chatlines, where he made racist remarks and spoke of converting tennis balls into bombs. **** Great, socially retarded and sexually frustrated, so far he sounds like every other terrorist I've heard of. The only sad thing that separates him from the abudda budda's of the world is that he didn't have the onions to blow himself up. How fucking sad is this guy gonna be if he ever realizes that some pencil-necked jerk off in the desert had bigger stones than him?
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 19-Jul-2009 15:37
dink donk dink donk boom...dink donk dink donk boom
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 19-Jul-2009 16:15
Wow, we better search all the libraries and arrest all the clerks, librarians, pages who refile the books, etc. Those places are full of books about explosives, riots, sexual activity, porno, fiction & non-fiction stories to scare the pee-wadden outa you! Ya heard me?
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 19-Jul-2009 18:06
The Nazis were a bunch of fags, that's the biggest reason why they lost World War II. Don't believe me? Do an Internet search for Nazi memorabilia, such as daggers, medals, dress uniforms, that kind of stuff. If you click on enough different links, you will hit gay porn. All Nazi searches lead to gay porn.
Updated: 19-Jul-2009 18:06
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