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168 Dead In Iranian Aeroflunk
BBC News | Submitted by: smash you with the coffee pot
Way to break those Russian airplane stereotypes: "The 7908 Caspian flight crashed 16 minutes after its take-off from the International Imam Khomeini Airport... One witness said the Tu-154 circled briefly looking for an emergency landing site, while another said the plane's tail was on fire. A man who saw the crash said the aircraft exploded on impact. It was the third deadly crash of a Tupolev Tu-154 in Iran since 2002."
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From: go [fuck yerself]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 04:50
Was there a wedding going on nearby ?
From: skorch
[Skorch]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 05:12
One witness said the Tu-154 circled briefly, with it's tail on fire, looking for an emergency landing site. The plane was heard to exclaim "mah bun's are burnin'!, mah bun's are burnin'!" just before impact.
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 08:06
168 dead Iranians. That's a good start. Bomb Iran.
From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 08:22
I'll bet it was an American terrorist... Joe the Dumb Plumber, perhaps?
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 09:45
Phoe were flagellatiously flagrant in Flagstaff & laceratiously bodacious in Vegas
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 10:03
The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile. ---Ogden Nash
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 11:45
Tu-154 ??...En Francais on veut dire "Tuer".... meaning in English, "To Kill"??..I would not sail on a boat called Titanic either....Yeah-yeah, I know Tu is short for Tupolev aircraft co..
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 11:46
I flew on some pretty funky rat traps when touring over in China.
From: franz
[Franz Schubert]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 12:19
I wouldn't necessarily blame this on Russian aircraft. They make a lot more flights than a country like Iran and I don't see so many stories about planes crashing in Russia. I'd say it's more likely that the Iranians haven't figured out how to properly maintain their aircraft. Too busy spending money on centrifuges I guess.
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 12:30
Phoe stroked a phallus in Ocala & twisted nipples in Naples
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 12:53
Phoe were shocked in Montauk dumbstruck in Ottumwa flummoxed in Lubbock & rendered mute in Dubuque
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 13:30
Were these 'good' Iranians we're supposed to sympathize with in their quest for freedom, or regular old 'bad' Iranians we're supposed to not give a shit about?
From: sp00k
Date: 16-Jul-2009 13:53
All 168 passengers and crew have died in a Caspian Airlines plane crash in northern Iran ===== 
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 14:51
Phoey were mammariously presentatious & pudendously ostentatious in Oshkosh
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 15:09
Kneeling Phoe lowered herself onto him & slid the shaft all the way in
From: cyran0 [de Ballsac]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 15:24
Patsy likes buttermilk biscuits & garlic Triscuits & shuttlecocks & hollyhocks
From: whyjesuswhy [Example: James Bong]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 16:03
Hajibu will fear the reaper now.
From: catcrys
[Crystal]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 20:11
Statistics would suggest that there was a good chance of a potential terrorist or pedophile aboard. Or, at the least, a person who would inevitably cause some sort of annoyance to me. Not such a tragedy now, is it?
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 16-Jul-2009 21:16
Went to college with mostly Iranians..about sizes them up pretty well.
From: jessie
[james]
Date: 17-Jul-2009 19:37
i thought this was supposed to be "daily rotten news" articles. what is this good news doing on here? 168 is a good start.
From: diemfdie [Rotten T Rotten]
Date: 18-Jul-2009 21:55
Unfortunately 42 of them weren't Iranians, hopefully most of those were still muzzys though.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 18-Jul-2009 23:38
A man who saw the crash said the aircraft exploded on impact. It was the third deadly crash of a Tupolev Tu-154 in Iran since 2002. **** Okay, new plan for the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. Start giving out these planes to the enemy, and let nature take its course. Has to be cheaper than what we've been doing. And more effective if you ask me, name the last military strike we had since Hiroshima where we took out more than 50 enemies at a time...
From: diemfdie [Rotten T Rotten]
Date: 18-Jul-2009 23:57
You can't blame the planes, it's just that islamic flying school, they don't bother teaching them how to land the plane!
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 20-Jul-2009 13:51
> the aircraft exploded on impact. -------------------------------------------------------------------- What else could have happened when you passenger list included 42 suicide bombers leaving the country for an extended "vacation."
Updated: 20-Jul-2009 13:53
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