From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Jun-2008 13:11

Hey, the homeless person should have been grateful to have a place to be a slave.

I like how they try to blame it on the drugs and booze, like the guys not just a worthless piece of shit to start with and it was all the drugs, etc.

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 13:33

To the fuckwit spammer selling his bullshit WoW gold, read the description of this article. Read it very, very closely. That is exactly what we want to do to you, only it won't be 3 assaults in one evening.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 13:35

And after he assrapes you he can show you how to make a lovely print for your sofa cushions with inexpensive materials you can get at a arts&crafts store.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Jun-2008 13:44

ABC, do what I did, copy the spam and email it to duder, staff@rotten.com

Enough of us do it and I hope duder will remove the offending crap

From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 14:09

Hey, after the margin blower, the spammer isn't so bad...

From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Jun-2008 14:23

Spammers should all be handed over to my gentle loving machinations. They'd regret ever being conceived.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 15:00

<<Spammers should all be handed over to my gentle loving machinations.>>

Machinations? Heehee. Would those machine-a-tions involve any industrial
machines such as a lathe or meat grinders?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Jun-2008 15:09

Probably Eggsy,

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 15:24

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 16:07

WTF Mike?
I am actually laughing out loud. What the hell is that thing?

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 16:20

Oh BTW Goyle I finally found my TENS unit. I just need to get
fresh batteries now. LOL.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 16:24

Lesson learned here by Mr. Robeye: Mr. Warford can't hold his pot, booze and speed.

They make him irascible and cranky. So leave him alone when he's tripping triple next time, kay?

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 16:35

Hippity I can't hold my pot, booze, & speed either.

I always end up dropping it all on the floor, just too
much to carry at once.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Jun-2008 16:44

Dead kitties all over the place near your place Eggsy?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 6-Jun-2008 16:44

forgot to ask, where was it?

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 17:07

No dead kitties yet, need fresh batteries. Let's just say if
it had teeth it woulda bit me. It was in the drawer next to
my bed. The only thing I keep in there (or so I thought) are my
bowls (and other pot smoking things) and since I haven't been
smoking the evil weed for awhile I never go in there. But for some
reason 2 days ago I looked in it and lo & behold; TENS unit!

I stopped smoking pot because I heard that if you do that you'll
end up a heroin addict.

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 17:29

The homeless guy had it made. A place
to stay, food to eat, employment, good
clothes. Prolly coulda got high with the
dude too. Some people just don't know
what a good deal is till it's gone. I'm
sure this will happen to him again since
he's such a genius.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 18:19

Before sentencing him to five years in prison with a non-parole period of two years and six months, Justice Thomas said Warford was "still young enough to make something of his life".
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What, pray tell, is a violent, masochistic, insane man going to DO with his life after his prison stint? Learn macrame in prison and sell hand-crafted plant hangers at the flea market? Somehow, I don't think this will be Mr. Warford's last time in prison.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 20:23



Please buy my macrame. I need to buy cans of tuna fish, hand lotion to masterbate with, and cigarettes at the commissary. They cost money. Please, oh please won't someone buy my lovely macrame

If not, please send me a phone card...

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 6-Jun-2008 20:30

masterbate? It's spelled masturbate you buffoon!


j/k PSC
I just couldn't resist when I saw that you were
called a buffoon in another thread.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 04:33

Eggs, A masturbating baffoon!

Okay, but will you still buy my macrame? Or send a naked photo to tape to my cell wall....


and a phone card

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 05:46

Patsy, got a macrame bikini?

Or some antimacassars?

A really spiffy macrame toilet bowl cover and seat cover would be swell, too.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 06:38

Bella,

I'm all in knots!

I am making a good living selling macrame plant hangers to clients in the psy ward.
They got all excited because it sorta looks like nooses. The money is good although I
never have any repeat customers.

Wonder why?

Signed, The Masturbating Baffoon
XOXO

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 06:48

I thought that was supposed to be "Masterbating Baffoon".

BTW, can I watch this masterbatory baffoonery? I need a diversion until my mister wakes up and I can properly pounce him.

He got in late last night, poor dear, and is exhausted. I wasn't able to molest him and now I'm wide awake, horny as an ibex, and salivating madly whilst looking at his glorious, naked form sprawled in the bed....looking all tasty and delicious.....damn, that's a good-looking man.....

I've been trying to send him mental messages....."wake up, your wife wants to fuck your legs off"......to no avail. He's happily snoring away and I haven't the heart to wake him. Plus, he's really so sexy to look at. Sort of like a work of art.....a work of art I'm going to lick to wakefulness if I don't stop this train of thought.....

So Patsy, masterbatory baffoonery.....can I watch?

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 06:58

Bella, have you tried the ol'
"call the home phone from your cell phone"
ring ring ring, oh now, since the phone rang and
you're up now ...... he he he

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 06:59

"masterbatory baffoonery"

Just another word for the Rotten Forum

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 07:20

Patsy, he doesn't wake with a mere ringing phone. He grew up with servants and a phone doesn't even register.

I would encourage his favorite dog to pounce upon him, but she has new puppies and cannot be budged.

I'm just going to have to wait until he rises naturally.

Rises naturally.

Fuck, I've got to quit thinking this sort of shit.....I'm just tormenting myself.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 07:28



That's it. My well of ideas is dry now

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 08:05

Well it looks like Bella got her man up....

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 08:11

Nope, Patsy, but he's got an hour left.

Then kindness be damned, I'm getting me some dick.

He probably won't mind the manner in which I wake him.

*hum hum hum*

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 7-Jun-2008 08:37

He's stirring..........hot damn. Mama's gonna get her some hot morning lovin'!

Later, y'all.