From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 18:46

What CAN'T scotch tape do?

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 18:53

When this is applied to condom technology, there's goes the last excuse for not wearing one.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 18:54

McGiver lives.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:02

Not at all rotten, but very very fucking cool. And Bella is right

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:36

The black streak/mark that graphite condom will leave is gonna change the meaning of "pencil dick"

From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:56

Watch for the price of Scotch tape and pencils to triple, and for some fool to start selling a do-it-yourself kit on late-night tv.

From: purevenom
Date: 30-Sep-2008 20:28

Using a lump of graphite, a piece of Scotch tape and a silicon wafer,...
Bedfart beat me too it. This is a recipe for a "get Macguyver out of a sticky situation device".

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 21:10

I always used the thumb of a catchers mitt and duct tape to good effect.

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 21:34

I wonder if I should be impressed?





This is kinda underwhelming, ya know?

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 22:11

"Wrap a strip of tape around the portion of your dick just below the glans and you'll be surprised at how much play there is in your shaft skin. I even managed to succeed in pulling the skin over the glans ridge. Any tape will do.
*I tried scotch tape*
but I'd recommend against using it. Having encircled the shaft I lost the join and had to cut it off with a paring knife!"

a snippet from..

http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/foreskin_restoration.shtml

From: happyhour [Drink special]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 22:42

Another use, on a large scale, could make for one hell of a light-weight but durable sub-woofer. Not that destroying the outer hair cells of the cochlea should be a priority in scientific research.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 06:09

I like to eat my silicon wafers with milk.

From: nudeanaglyphs [Nude Anaglyphs]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 08:04

bedfart [lurker in] wrote:
> "...Any tape will do. *I tried scotch tape* but I'd recommend against
> using it. Having encircled the shaft I lost the join and had to cut it
> off with a paring knife!"

The idiot was probably using that invisible "Magic" tape. There's only one thing that shit is good for: wrapping Christmas presents. Scotch makes a "Gloss Finish" version that is very strong, doesn't come apart in pieces when you try to take it off, and you don't lose the "join". Good shit:



And, NO, I have not tried to restore my foreskin. I'm happy without it, Thank You.

From: noblesavage [Noble Savage]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 09:25

Right On, Man!
I can't wait for free sex to make a comeback.

From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 09:43

I've never understood the whole foreskin restoration thing. They say it makes you more sensitive. Why would you want that? To cum sooner? I've never heard of a guy who complained that his dick wasn't sensitive enough. And a common complaint from women is that guys cum too quick and leave them unsatisfied. So why would you want to do that?

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 11:24

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:02

Not at all rotten, but very very fucking cool. And Bella is right

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Yup, I quite agree!

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 12:26

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? Helium balloons that will never go flat. Seriously though that's pretty cool. Working in the O&G field I know you can barely trap helium in steel.

From: underchunders [Aloysius]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 13:22

Now, take notice of this article and mark it on your calendar. This is a VERY important milestone in physics.

From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 22:03

they would have found out a helluva lot earlier if they had used duct tape.
in true Canuckistan tradition.