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Live Science | Submitted by: The Grim Meeper
"Earth may be trapped in an abnormal bubble of space-time that is particularly void of matter. Scientists say this condition could account for the apparent acceleration of the universe's expansion, for which dark energy currently is the leading explanation."
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From: willjay [WillJay]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 18:44

"Abnormal bubble of space-time"--is this sort of like a God fart?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:03

So, God farted and here we are? That explains many things.

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:23

So we're just one big fart bubble in gods bathtub.

Makes the economy seem like a lot less to worry about.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:35

To think of the number of universes I've created, I'm GOD!

From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:57

I thought we all lived in a yellow submarine.

From: purevenom
Date: 30-Sep-2008 20:35

Here you have it; humanity is such a plague, that even the universe itself is withdrawn from our vicinity. If the celestial bodies were Peanuts characters, our solar system would be Pigpen.

From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 20:36

certainly explains the abundance of bubbleheads roaming the terrestrial realm.

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 20:52

Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! "particularly devoid of matter" Well, that explains the whole enchilada then.




All these years I wondered.

Ya know?

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 21:12

Yeah I saw that episode of ST:TNG where the Enterprise was trapped in a phaser battle with another ship, frozen in time. It sucked.

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 22:50

:)

The funnel is a black hole?

let there be light

From: fescue
Date: 1-Oct-2008 03:24

I thought we all lived in a yellow submarine.
***************

We do. A submarine is a bubble of metal capable of controlled motion under water.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 10:49

Frankly I find the thought that we are nothing more than a fart bubble in God's bathtub a lot easier to swallow than that tripe in the Bible.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 11:26

I really don't quite understand...can anyone explain the rottenesss to me? Oh, wait never mind...God's fart...I get it now...

From: acrimony [Room Dz-015]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 12:03

So what's outside the bubble? And how do we get there? Has to be better than the known universe, right?

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 12:25

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? Helium balloons that will never go flat. Seriously though that's pretty cool. Working in the O&G field I know you can barely trap helium in steel.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 12:27

Oops wrong thread. Okay, for this though it really isn't as wild a theory as some others I've heard.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Oct-2008 13:18

I just wanted to share this. After all the lightly roasted garlic I had last night, I've just created a huge universe.

From: bewarethehumanrace [BewareTheHumanRace]
Date: 5-Oct-2008 06:52

That's a good idea. I always thought dark matter was just something they made up to explain a phenomena that doesn't fit into a flawed conventional explanation, kind of like ether back in the 19th century.

Updated: 5-Oct-2008 06:52
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