From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:03

The naturists believe that as humanity's first couple were blameless and as the Bible places no requirements to wear clothing then there is no reason for Christians to be ashamed of their naked bodies.
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Interesting.....not holding with the concept of original sin.

I like it.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:05

What's wrong with being naked? I was born that way

From: ladyamethyst [Michelle]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:10

I was born naked too...but I dont wanna share a Pew with someone elses butt juice...
Do ya think that's how Pews got to be called "Pews"? Buncha naked people sitting skin to wood for a couple of hours being shouted at by a guy in a dress scaring the not-so-holy crap out of them?

From: burritoxl [Vigi]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:25

Instead of being called "Naked Christians" they could be called "butt buddies"

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:25

Simple solution, Lady.

Bring a towel.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:25

Well, when you put it that way Michelle, ewwwwww.

Please wipe the pew

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:28

By the way, Wasn't it Satan who told adam and eve they was naked?

So if you think that naked is wrong, then your following Satan's word aren't you?

From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:32

so what's wrong with praying naked?
1) we're all naked under our clothes
2) there's not a guy out there who hasn't said a silent prayer when he was naked and about to embark on what he hoped will be fantastic sex!
3) there's not a woman out there that hasn't prayed when naked that he would last long enough for her to cum!

If you're uptight about praying in the buff, than you have no business going to the event or leaving nasty comments in the guest book. (they don't do it at your mass!)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:36

I just pray she'll let me get her naked

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:39

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 19:28

By the way, Wasn't it Satan who told adam and eve they was naked?

So if you think that naked is wrong, then your following Satan's word aren't you?
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Nope. They realized it after they ate the apple.

If you ask me, apples are to blame for being naked and ashamed.

From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 20:10

If I'm outdoors naked, it means the meds have finally kicked in.

From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 20:45



Et quod vide:

http://www.naturist-christians.org/

From: bgolds
Date: 30-Sep-2008 21:14

The last time I went to church naked, I woke up in jail.








PCP is some weird shit.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 30-Sep-2008 22:06

I'll say one thing that'll make for some interesting after church conversations with the little ol church ladies.



You'll see things that will make you question god....

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 06:15

Nekkid Christians, hmmm means the pre-teen Sunday School would be fun to supervise!

From: antinomianist [AERDNA]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 07:43

Ever notice how the nudists are NOT the people you want to see naked?

From: phuck [and the horse you rode in on]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 09:05

their first mass, held in a nudist park during the summer, led to a flood of threatening phone calls and emails from more orthodox Christians

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That's what I call "Loving thy neighbor"

From: ascott
Date: 1-Oct-2008 10:28

I was not only born naked, I was also born in bed with another man's wife!

But fortunately I'm not a christian.

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 11:19

I would love to find a church lady who would worship a big hard cock.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 13:24

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 11:19

I would love to find a church lady who would worship a big hard cock.
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Try a Baptist preacher's daughter......always a hellion and riding herd on the road to perdition.

From: fartsauce [Oopsie Poopsie]
Date: 1-Oct-2008 15:10

My wife's been trying to get us to go to church. Provided there's some hawt christian naturists that could inspire me to want to go.